SteelKomodo: ...
SteelKomodo: i got nothin
SteelKomodo: literally nothin to say
SteelKomodo: so have some farting noises instead
SteelKomodo: ppppprrrrrrrrrrt
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Saberwulf: Hrm, I feel like writing a novel
Saberwulf: *eyes Microsoft Office*
SteelKomodo: DO IT
SteelKomodo: FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Toothpaste: YES!
Saberwulf: Oh christ, I already have the opening line:
Saberwulf: My name is Chet Mathis, and this is the story of how I blew up the Multiverse.
TheDeleter: oh god
TheDeleter: here we go
SteelKomodo: ALREADY
SteelKomodo: First line and it's already beautifully insane!
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Saberwulf: Hahaha, oh god, the Italian version of What The Hell translates literally to What The Dick
Saberwulf: That's fantastic
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TheDeleter: now i'm trying to think what skeletons would bring to terrorise cities
GB: obviously skelecopters
Toothpaste: Skelecopters
TheDeleter: some kinda seige unit
TheDeleter: goddamn
Toothpaste: DAMNIT GOOPS
TheDeleter: don't tempt me
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Toothpaste: When discussing the educational system, my school's con law teacher mentioned his district's public school was "The Wheatley School"
Toothpaste: It was so hard to avoid laughing
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: I can only imagine the Wheatley school
SteelKomodo: "Now remember, birds are the spawn of the devil. Forget what that Attenborough bloke says - they're pure evil in feathers. Avoid if at all possible."
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GB: morganas_worst_nightmare.avi
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Toothpaste: 2621111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Toothpaste: .
GB: I think Missingno got Spy
Toothpaste: . . Screw you too keyboard
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Toothpaste: I got texted by a Tapogre
Toothpaste: What do I do
TheDeleter: kill it
GB: asl honk?
Toothpaste: pffffft
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GB: I have to share this (unrelated to what we've been talking about) idea I've had since 2011
GB: Because I keep forgetting to share it
TheDeleter: wow
TheDeleter: that's a long time to have an idea
GB: It comes and goes
GB: And every time I'm like "dude that's awesome I should tell the others"
GB: and then I don't
GB: SO OKAY
GB: As a twist on the old formula of "villain shows up on the street, the bar empties as everyone goes to kill it"
GB: A villain shows up and starts doing his thing
GB: Except everybody just finished a massive drinking contest
GB: Ergo, everyone in the fight save the villain is drunk off their ass
Toothpaste: . . . Oh my god
GB: Make the villain less powerful and serious than usual to fit
GB: It will be the comedy event of the century
SteelKomodo: "...I left the Onyx Tower for this?"
GB: That's even better!
GB: The villain should be one who has heard about how tough the kobbers are
GB: And then he gets there and they're all stumbling over each other
GB: FEAR THEM
SteelKomodo: pffffffft XD
SteelKomodo: that is amazing
Toothpaste: ^^^^
Toothpaste: Fund it next year
TheDeleter: man i would have killed to try and have pissed!jonesy fight people
SteelKomodo: This year was lacking in Drunksey, yes
GB: Jonesy did go into one fight drunk
GB: It ended poorly
SteelKomodo: it did :<
TheDeleter: oh yeah
TheDeleter: :/
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GB: MEANWHILE IN FOUR HEROES OF LIGHT
GB: everybody is level 99
SteelKomodo: YES
GB: But I'm only on Floor 70 of the third tower
SteelKomodo: They're all over NINETYYYYYYYYY
GB: So what I did was change Alex and Josephine's jobs to Wayfarer
GB: Turn on Autobattle, set them to use Escape
GB: Battles now end in about five seconds
SteelKomodo: XD
GB: I'M COMING FOR YOU, ROLAN
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Saberwulf: I saw on the CM that I missed ZF pizza chat
Saberwulf: Also those untold Palazzo's Pan-Universal Pizza jokes
GB: Sarah has probably ordered from them about forty times
GB: give or take
Saberwulf: The card is well used, then
GB: Jaxx chose correctly
Saberwulf: That money lost on retardedly expensive pizzas stacked with candy toppings is just the space needed for Joe's Boyga's to rise
GB: Joe's Boygas becomes a national chain
GB: Home of the six pound boyga
Saberwulf: Joe moved to the Hub so Multiversal, actually
Saberwulf: And yet Scorp still works in the damn kitchen
Saberwulf: Chef de cuisine Scorp
GB: CHOPPING!
GB: CHOPPING!
TheDeleter: well the alternative is to either live in hell or get fooled by quan chi again
GB: cake decorating~
TheDeleter: i'd take burgers over those
GB: CHOPPING!
Saberwulf: Instead of calling chef's donkey bollocks he just rips out their spines
Saberwulf: FRYALITY
TheDeleter: hell's kitchen indeed
Toothpaste: Haaaaa
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GB: I'm pondering actually writing a ridiculously dumb ZFRP-themed creepypasta
GB: "Have you ever noticed the URLs for the Zoofights Forum? They kind of jump around, leaving out lots of numbers."
GB: "There's a reason for that."
Saberwulf: A man with horns and blue eyes approached me on the street one summer morning and said, "Oi, hello mate! Wanna buy a copy of Totally Not Pirated Or Cursed Mario Party?" He seemed suspicious, but I gave him the hundred dollars anyway.
GB: you idiot it's like ten bucks on the virtual console
Saberwulf: Yeah but that one doesn't have BLAST PROCESSING
GB: "It was a topic I'd never seen before."
Saberwulf: BUMP MAPPING
GB: "It was called 'Dead Sarah'."
Toothpaste: AND THEN I WAS ON RP PAGE 666
Saberwulf: MODE 8?????
GB: "All the RPers seemed listless, like they were angry with each other."
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GB: I just realized
GB: For our new forum
GB: We can use the ZFRP emoticons
Toothpaste: Oh?
GB: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Kracko/Zoofights/SkeironEmoticon.gif
Saberwulf: Sweet!
Toothpaste: Yesss
GB: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Kracko/Zoofights/GustEmoticon.png
Toothpaste: Zeph may be mostly retired, but at least Shockedphyrus will forever live on
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SteelKomodo: also, don't ask how we came to this, but joe and I were talking last night
SteelKomodo: and we have all agreed that this is canon:
SteelKomodo: The Edenian Hopscotch requires eight people
SteelKomodo: "NICKY-POO YOUR DANCES SUCK D:<"
TheDeleter: hahahaha
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TheDeleter: also i put some comedy answers in the eidolon's stat page so when you create the statblock it looks like this
TheDeleter: "Mighty Pirate Pirate Eidolon Pirate"
Harpy: pfft
TheDeleter: before you ask, his gender is "mighty pirate", his alignment is "pirate" and his weight is "as much as a pirate"
Harpy: wooow
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: PIRATE
TheDeleter: because pirates
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TheDeleter: MR GIGGLES THE FAMOUS CLOWN IS GAY
GB: the steam has made my camera wet
TheDeleter: THE BEST BILLBOARD EVER
SteelKomodo: I would so vote for the Giant Monster Train Party
SteelKomodo: better them than Romney, at any rate
Toothpaste: Pfffffft
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TheDeleter: i escaped from the diner but now i found the big cloning chamber all the sams are coming from
TheDeleter: and a clone sam took my hat
GB: Celestia: NOT YOUR HAT?!
Saberwulf: Celestia would run into a fire to get her hat
Saberwulf: She's like Magic Indiana Jones
SteelKomodo: And then Celestia storms the place to get Sam's hat back.
SteelKomodo: God help those Samulacra
GB: Indiana Jane
GB: ...
GB: Indiana Jonesy
GB: so many burning nazis
GB: *deadpan* "Oh no. Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes." *FOOOOOOM*
GB: so many burning snakes
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: epiiiic
SteelKomodo: ...Dirk Nukem
GB: YES
TheDeleter: hahahaha
SteelKomodo: "Say hello to my little- Okay, fine, it's a penis joke."
GB: "I'm here to look at ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum."
Saberwulf: That's beautiful
TheDeleter: dirk nukem, indiana jonesy and josephine bond
GB: "Shaken, not stirred. And sugar-free, please."
SteelKomodo: somebody needs to draw this
SteelKomodo: like, yesterday
SteelKomodo: i will literally pay money for somebody to draw this
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SteelKomodo: Alex in Wonderland?
GB: dammit I thought of the Triden
SteelKomodo: yes
GB: He eats a cupcake and grows twenty feet tall
GB: the happiest knight ever
Saberwulf: He's finally just tall enough to ride a rollercoaster
SteelKomodo: David Acturus Frankenstein
SteelKomodo: ...wow, that rolls of the tongue real nice
GB: Skeiron Man
Saberwulf: "It's alive! It's allllliiiivvveee" "Bloody feckin' hell, buv, coaurse I ain't boxed ya barmy blighter"
GB: He built this bread in a cave with a box of toasters
SteelKomodo: XD
Saberwulf: McSpyver
SteelKomodo: same here :P
SteelKomodo: ...YES MC SPYVER
Saberwulf: He's got a knife, half a cig and his suit. Time to build a plane
GB: Walliver Twist
Toothpaste: PFFFFFT
Saberwulf: "Please sir, can I have some WALL!!"
SteelKomodo: Laura Cosine - Yeah, you know how this goes...
GB: Sonic the Eshehog
GB: VERILY, I MUST MOVE MORE QUICKLY!
SteelKomodo: XD
GB: THOU ART TOO SLOW!
Saberwulf: Yesss
SteelKomodo: oh my god, I'm envisioning this right now
SteelKomodo: Dirk in a red t-shirt with bandoliers and that radiation-symbol belt, stomping off aliens and spouting pop culture references
SteelKomodo: "Dirk wins. Fatality."
GB: Pitty Kong
GB: HE'S GONNA BE A STAR
SteelKomodo: XD
GB: YOU'LL SEE
SteelKomodo: Technically it was men's speedos >:I
GB: yes I slipped
GB: the male bikini
GB: the mankini
Saberwulf: Mikini
SteelKomodo: ...Pit in a mankini
GB: the ladies love him
SteelKomodo: and I thought the internet had desensitized me to things like that
SteelKomodo: thanks, goops
Toothpaste: pfft
Saberwulf: "Oi, Pit! Got a great new fashion to woo the ladies, mate!"
Saberwulf: Don't Trust David
GB: "Raw'll love it!"
SteelKomodo: "DDDDDDDDDD:"
SteelKomodo: Dirk: "There are not enough horrified screams in the world to describe how I'm feeling right now."
GB: Chet-ter Cheetah
GB: Dangerously Corny
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