TheDeleter: i bet samus gets that all the time now
TheDeleter: go to a bar
TheDeleter: next smash bros tournament
TheDeleter: nothing but THE BABY
SteelKomodo: THE BOTTLE SHIP
SteelKomodo: SEE WHAT WE DID THERE
Gooper Blooper: She actually managed to make a baby-free cameo earlier this year!
TheDeleter: she did!
SteelKomodo: good for her!
TheDeleter: but in the future
TheDeleter: oh man
SteelKomodo: D:
---
Saberwulf: I like how ZF RP is literally devolving into a saturday morning cartoon
Gooper Blooper: pffff
Gooper Blooper: It was always like that!
Saberwulf: "Oh god we're out of villans! uhhhh oh! Make someone big!"
---
Gooper Blooper: Kayle has triggered Treehugger.exe
TheDeleter: damn hippies
Gooper Blooper: take a shower, ariel
Gooper Blooper: get a job
Gooper Blooper: oh god kayle I thought you were smarter than that
Erebus: "Nuclear power? Golly, Ariel, what's that? Is it good?"
TheDeleter: *godzilla*
Gooper Blooper: "So Ariel, how about those new light bul-" "BUY THEM RIGHT NOW! FILL YOUR HOUSE WITH THEM!"
Erebus: "Excuse me, Ariel, I have to throw away this container filled with rusted razor blades, dish cleaner, and used engine oil. And by "Throw Away" I mean throw into a lake."
Gooper Blooper: *Ariel has a seizure*
Erebus: "Quick, lie her down on these nonbiodegradable trash bags and spray aerosols into the air before we set the whole thing on fire to get rid of it! That is the correct course of action, right?"
Saberwulf: I am so glad Ariel hasn't met David. "I'm a walking nuclear waste dump!" *dumps vats of anti-matter on a puppy farm*
Gooper Blooper: "What do you think about global war-" *Ariel takes a deep breath* "RUNNN"
TheDeleter: unclean! unclean!
Gooper Blooper: FOREIGN CONTAMINANT
Saberwulf: NO DISASSEMBLE
---
Jumpropeman: im just a big ol' ball of lethargy
RedSpy: Hi Garfield
SteelKomodo: hi :P
Jumpropeman: *kicks RedSpy off of the table*
Jumpropeman: at least I can still do that *garfield smug face*
---
TheDeleter: the Freaks story
M Sheep: Ah! I just read that before I got on the chat.
TheDeleter: oh excellent
M Sheep: Most excellent. A wonderful raw quality to it.
TheDeleter: haha, that was kinda how i felt
M Sheep: Plus cat parasitic fetus.
M Sheep: How can I not like that.
TheDeleter: excuse me, his name is CLETUS :I
TheDeleter: respect his difficult position
Harpy: best fetus
Harpy: ...i can't believe I said that on the internet
TheDeleter: hahahahahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
---
TheDeleter: http://i.imgur.com/l1GZ7.gif this is what happens when you take from the bottom and put it on top
Saberwulf: US If Romney Won.gif
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: oh lawd
TheDeleter: Apply the lessons of jenga to politics
Harpy: SK, Del, be glad you don't live here, or at least don't have friends on facebook whining about the downfall of amuricuh
---
GB: I still love meggermans
GB: that is a wonderful phrase
GB: Hakuna Meggermans, ain't no passing craze
GB: It means dead brothers for the rest of your days
GB: It's our female-free philosophy, Hakuna Meggermans
---
GB: Sarah probably has, like a Levia fridge magnet
GB: The airship's got a Levia bumper sticker
Harpy: if Levia was that developed, maybe :U
---
ColorChange: hmm . .. to a taffy elemental, would pinatas be considered genocide?
GB: oh god keep Sarah away from the living candy creature
Harpy: yes
ColorChange: Taffy Elemental would despise every fiber of her being if he caught onto her eating habits
ColorChange: Or, worse, her eating habits caught onto him
Harpy: no
GB: "SO MUCH CANDY"
ColorChange: (Do not eat the giant taffy man he gets very irritable)
Harpy: Halloween would be genocide
ColorChange: . . . Wait, fuck, this is a golem
ColorChange: Golems are just fantasy robots
ColorChange: WHY IS EVERYTHING I TOUCH ROBIT
GB: hahahaha
---
GB: I want to make some sort of ridiculously steampunk/british subplot for Bulgrave
GB: "Ugh, it's Winston Bucksmoore from college." "PIP PIP, OLD COPPERMASK!"
ColorChange: YES
GB: "YOU STILL IN THE ANIMAL-FIDDLING INDUSTRY, OLD BEAN?" "Take your biscuits where the sun doesn't shine!"
ColorChange: . . . Of course. NOW I have an idea
ColorChange: A genetically engineered superanimal created for the sake of being an awesome enough mascot to challenge Mario and Sonic. And whose developers did not realize Mario and Sonic were not real
GB: Make sure it's totally radical and it should also be some ridiculous obscure species
ColorChange: The most obscure.
GB: Max the Puff Adder Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt
ColorChange: He's so radical he wears sunglasses UNDER unglasses!
GB: "Sunglasses under sunglasses, Bulgrave? Really?" "THAT ONE'S NOT MINE"
ColorChange: Must-haves: alliteration, wicked rad shorts, and a shitton of horrific mutations he doesn't know nor care much about
ColorChange: Skateboard and electric guitar optional yet recommended. Bonus points if using either should technically be physically impossible
---
Saberwulf: Can someone tell me why bees are so funny
TheDeleter: i think it's the word itself
TheDeleter: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Saberwulf: Like there is no reason they should be funny but they're just so fucking hilarious
Saberwulf: BEEEEEESSS
TheDeleter: also they're the drunken helicopters of the animal kingdom
TheDeleter: they die when they attack you and fly like blimps on heroin
TheDeleter: they are the garden's clowns
Saberwulf: Hahahahaha fuck the May Bug is also known as a Cockchafer
Saberwulf: People were just really bored back then weren't they
TheDeleter: "Well what are we gonna call this one?"
TheDeleter: "I've been naming fucking bugs all day! This thing iiiiis a cockchafer."
TheDeleter: "what no"
TheDeleter: "Right, we're done! Lunch break!"
TheDeleter: "dude why"
Saberwulf: The English were just so goddamn bored when naming things. Like Ticklecock Bridge
Saberwulf: But I'm pretty sure that was the town's hooker area so it fits
TheDeleter: i'm not sure "cock" meant penis back in the day
TheDeleter: but hey, whatever
TheDeleter: fate has strange plans
Saberwulf: Actually I think it's meant penis since.... Shit, like the 1300's
Saberwulf: oh wait
Saberwulf: The word cock was first recorded in use as a vulgar term for the penis in 1618, perhaps deriving from one of the word's other meanings "a spout or short pipe serving as a channel for passing liquids through".[2] It was once common in England for areas to be given names that reflected their function or the activity taking place within them.
Saberwulf: The things you learn on Wikipedia
ColorChange: All hail the violent savior!
TheDeleter: well alright then!
ColorChange: . . . I love how that needs a citation
TheDeleter: so uh
TheDeleter: the fuck is a ticklecock
Saberwulf: Do
Saberwulf: do I really need to explain that
TheDeleter: i meant in context
Saberwulf: Ah
TheDeleter: like, some dumbass just didn't go "huuuur, ticklecock"
Saberwulf: You would go to Tickle Cock Bridge to get hookers
TheDeleter: but it would have been called ticklecock bridge before the hookers showed up
TheDeleter: if "cock" is a pipe then tickle must either have meant something or it's a committee being quaint again
Saberwulf: Nah, they just didn't name it until it was slag central
Saberwulf: Like it was just "that bridge" before the name
TheDeleter: you can't say that and not tell me WHEN it got the name
ColorChange: That yonder bridge
ColorChange: lrn2Eshe
TheDeleter: otherwise i won't believe shit man, come ON
TheDeleter: garb yoru sord.........
Saberwulf: Well if you go to the page you can see the main part of it is a gloomy ass underpass, which honestly what else would you use a gloomy underpass in 1890 for other than a "monkey run"
Saberwulf: And I guess a monkey run is English slang for picking up hookers on foot
TheDeleter: no, what happens is you drive past at like 30mph and grab hookers with a lasso as you pass
TheDeleter: the monkey part comes from the screams they make
TheDeleter: when you lasso them
Saberwulf: And now I know.
Saberwulf: And that's half the battle.
ColorChange: The other 50% are red and blue lasers
TheDeleter: more info from Del, the Crock of Shit
TheDeleter: man if goops was here that would be on chatzy madness 22 for sure
---
Saberwulf: David is my spirit animal
Saberwulf: And in turn, David's spirit animal is himself
---
Saberwulf: Wait something happened to Celestia? I wasn't aware
Saberwulf: I didn't get a chance to read much of Garland if it happened during that
GB: During the Garland fight
GB: I even drew a picture
GB: Go look, you'll find it quickly
Saberwulf: Oh fuck
GB: he found iiiiit~
ColorChange: Yay!
---
ColorChange: Mega Shark is boooring
ColorChange: He's just a big shark
ColorChange: Who gets into custody battles with Giant Octopus over who gets to raise Sharktopus
---
TheDeleter: i was reading a civ IV LP today
TheDeleter: and it was the Fall from Heaven mod
TheDeleter: which is set in the land of
TheDeleter: Erebus
GB: it keeps happening
TheDeleter: i had a brief moment of "GODDAMNIT" before I went on to read some more
---
GB: Oh boy, Dirk got Celestia a present
GB: IT'S THE HONEYPANTS SINGLE LP
SteelKomodo: Not a flirting present, I assure you
TheDeleter: ITS HIS DICK IN A BOX
TheDeleter: YES I WENT THERE
TheDeleter: SOMEBODY STOP ME
SteelKomodo: It's a get-well-soon/apology pres- DEL D:<
GB: oh god
TheDeleter: YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
SteelKomodo: DAMN IT DEL
TheDeleter: IM ON FIYAH
GB: Dirk in a box
TheDeleter: B)
SteelKomodo: "How did I get in this box?!"
TheDeleter: okay i'll stop now
---
SteelKomodo: So I posted a quick note on my blog
SteelKomodo: Keep an eye on it
ColorChange: I read that as "wreck this space"
GB: I'M GONNA WRECK IT
TheDeleter: and then GB went on an adventure of self discovery in a starcraft parody
---
TheDeleter: one day i think i'm just gonna snap and write something so raw and bitter that it'll undo the entirety of good cheer humanity has produced
TheDeleter: like, it'll undo the muppets
TheDeleter: and then we're boned because what do you do when you write the anti-muppets?
Saberwulf: A harrowing mystery
TheDeleter: it'll be like that suicide song someone wrote
TheDeleter: except in angtsy textual form
Saberwulf: THESE PAGE BREAKS WILL NOT HEAL
---
TheDeleter: i'm going to go to sleep before i start thinking corn puns are funny
---
GB: I tossed up another Cutting Room Floor in case anyone missed it - it's more than just Chatzy transcripts
ColorChange: D: NO DON'T KILL THE MARTIAN
TheDeleter: KILL HIM
TheDeleter: in your dream you killed the characters
TheDeleter: it was you
GB: Now you know what it's like to keep tossing around "I'M-A KILL ZEPH NOW. MAYBE NOW! DON'T FLINCH!"
ColorChange: Touche
---
GB: MEET THE CHEMIST
ColorChange: Suddenly stealth Erebs
GB: "Hi, I'm Josephine, and I have a bazooka."
SteelKomodo: MEET THE DIRK PAT (18+ in all countries except Holland, apparently!)
GB: *Josephine opens it, there's a centerfold inside* "AGH!"
Harpy: "Toots, have I ever told you how beautiful your boom-booms are?" "I honestly hope you're not refering to something else, Hubert."
GB: "I HOPE HE MEANS MY FACE"
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: "I was going to say her bazooka, ya perv. Got a kick that makes a man go stiff in the knees. Babe, how about we go to my home and talk about explosives~?"
Harpy: this is so dirty oh laaawd
---
SteelKomodo: BUS VOTED
Saberwulf: BY THE NINE GODS OF YD'DRIGGIS
Saberwulf: I CAN'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER IF I'M SPEELING THAT RIGHT BECAUSE FUCK WHY DO I ALWAYS COME UP WITH HARD NAMES
Harpy: because exotics
Harpy: maybe :U
SteelKomodo: :U
Saberwulf: Jesus I actually spelled Yd'driggis right
SteelKomodo: well done, mate
Harpy: wow
---
GB: I'm sure they'll be great, as will the fights :3
SteelKomodo: thanks man :3
ColorChange: So freaking pumped
Harpy: who wouldn't be?
GB: Ariel
GB: maybe
Saberwulf: I imagine Ariel is like one of those girls who aren't really into sports but the second they're left alone with the Super Bowl they're screaming profanties at the tv screen
Harpy: every time I hear "Ariel", goops
Saberwulf: Like that but Zoofights
Harpy: i think of the mermaid .n.
GB: Wulf that is now canon
Harpy: welp
Saberwulf: Woo I'm helping
GB: "GO RAIDERS"
TheDeleter: huzzah
SteelKomodo: XD
GB: ./first team name I thought of
GB: It makes sense, she's rather excitable
---
SteelKomodo: So it doesn't seem the pathfinder guys are gonna vote
SteelKomodo: :<
Saberwulf: I'll MAKE them vote
Saberwulf changed name to Dictatorwulf
SteelKomodo: XD:
Dictatorwulf: FOR THE MOTHERLAND
GB: Enforcer Wulf
Dictatorwulf: ahahahahaha
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
Dictatorwulf: Fuck that's perfect
No comments:
Post a Comment