GB: I posted a thing on the forum
SteelKomodo: oh?
TheDeleter: lets see
SteelKomodo: oh shit Celestia
SteelKomodo is slightly terrified now
SteelKomodo: now she and Del can be prosthetic arm buddies
TheDeleter: niiiice
TheDeleter: XD
SteelKomodo: "Mine turns into a mace!" "Yeah, well, mahne turns into guns."
GB: "Arm! Mace! Arm! Mace!" "MOM CUT IT OUT"
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Toothpaste: that awkwardly hilarious moment where your teacher for AP Bio is on Random.org with a 1-21 tractor up
Toothpaste: Then it turns out he's just rolling based on the 21 people in your class for who gets to ask a question during the test
SteelKomodo: ...XD
Toothpaste: But for a second I BELIEVED IN
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SteelKomodo: guess what I found at HMV today
SteelKomodo: a boxset of SyFy movies
SteelKomodo: going for around £8
TheDeleter: did you get it?
SteelKomodo: no
SteelKomodo: because I'm not that silly or desperate :P
SteelKomodo: but I can tell you what films were in it
TheDeleter: ooh
SteelKomodo: Sharktopus, Dinoshark, Dinocroc vs. Supergator and Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
SteelKomodo: I can never take the title of that last one seriously
SteelKomodo: I mean, Gatoroid? How much Gatorade did they drink to come up with that?
SteelKomodo: OH SNAP
Toothpaste: GATOROIDS!?
SteelKomodo: Gatoroids
TheDeleter: hahaha
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GB: I think my theater is in trouble
GB: They only did one showing of each of the three movies they currently have, all around 6:30
GB: And all their arcade machines were unplugged
GB: I fear for the future of this establishment
TheDeleter: it's them damn googleplexes i tell ye
GB: accursed pirates
GB: and people who won't pay eight dollars for popcorn
Toothpaste: To be fair that popcorn IS ridiculous
GB: oh yeah, most certainly
GB: Celestia would sue
TheDeleter: i pay for tickets already man
TheDeleter: but food is a bit out
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GB: sarahs_freezer.jpg
Saberwulf: Hahahaha
Harpy: "Honey, where's the milk?"
Harpy: "what milk? .n."
Toothpaste: Milk's the least of your problems in the Sarahfridge
GB: No, the milk is in the fridge, not the freezer
GB: see
Toothpaste: Melting her ice cream to make milk without being murdered? THAT'S the hard part
Harpy: I almost mistook that for Lon Lon Milk
Harpy: somehow
Harpy: I think I was too tempted to make a zelda joke
Saberwulf: Trumoo? Sarah may like her chocolate but she has no taste
GB: It was just the first one I could find
GB: Imagine some ridiculous zoofights brand
GB: "Cash Cow Chocolate Milk"
TheDeleter: Empowering Business Women Since 1986!
Saberwulf: I can already imagine a subway ad of an independent business woman walking proud to work as she drinks her Cash Cow Chocolate Milk, fortified with essential vitamins, minerals and osmium
Saberwulf: (mostly osmium)
GB: "Dinner's ready!"
TheDeleter: that looks like my lunch nowadays
Toothpaste: . . . We need a Youtube Poop clip of the King saying "This shit isn't dinner!"
Toothpaste: I mean, he says ship at one point. That's close enough
TheDeleter: £2.50 ($3) for two boxes of caramel shortcake bites? GET IN
GB: I cannot tell you how many times "ship" has been made into "shit"
GB: but it's a lot
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GB: If you told me a year and a half ago when I was pretending to be a giant praying mantis
GB: That a year and a half later it would lead to a steampunk cyborg black mage
GB: I would have poo-pooed you
GB: poo, I say
Toothpaste: To be fair, Celestia is epic
Saberwulf: Agreed
GB: she is
GB: but I never foresaw this
Saberwulf: I honestly don't think any of us thought any of our characters would end up how they did
Toothpaste: ^
GB: "haha I'll have four white mages heal widow maker. FOUR WHITE MAGES IT'LL NEVER WORK HAW H-"
GB: "..."
GB: "mother of god"
Harpy: haa
Harpy: then one white mage has a bazooka
Harpy: you can't argue with that
Saberwulf: Chet was originally used for a letter delivery from David because I ran out of creepy ways for him to send messages before BBB. Jaxx was never meant to be used as more than a villain. Artemis was going to get shot by Jack. Don't even get me started on the reboot
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Toothpaste: Link to the first ever Widow Maker
Toothpaste: Then to the latest one
Saberwulf: Haha
GB: Widow Maker 2010 is truly crude
GB: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Kracko/Zoofights/WidowMaker-1.png look at those stick legs
Toothpaste: ITS ORIGINAL
GB: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Kracko/Zoofights/WidowMaker.png
Harpy: widow legs
GB: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Kracko/Zoofights/WidowMakerV3Normal.png
Saberwulf: It's like it's not even the same artist
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Inurian: looking at history, guessing toothpaste is joe
GB: Yes
GB: Spy likes to change his username for indecipherable reasons
Inurian: xD
Harpy: okay my internet is having the turds
GB: accursed turds
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GB: Hey, remember last year when Eddie Riggs and James the Blastoise were in a fite together and they were connected to each other by a rope?
Harpy: yes
SteelKomodo: yeah
SteelKomodo: that was hilarious
GB: I'm starting to think Harpy and Inurian are in a similar situation
GB: one goes, another follows
GB: every time
Toothpaste: Oh god Chaotix memories
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: thats just because he likes following me around :I
Harpy: HAAA Chaotix
GB: This time he showed up first
GB: And now here you are
Harpy: I don't think its that bad Spy
Harpy: or at least
Harpy: I hope not
Harpy: INURIAN DO WE HAVE TO GO DO A STUPID MISSION
Harpy: PLEASE USE THE HAND CLAWS CORRECTLY
GB: FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM
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GB: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/917888-father-gets-cute-kids-new-pet-after-facebook-cat-bet-backfires
GB: "haw haw, there's no way those silly kids will- oh fuck"
SteelKomodo: ahahahahahahaha
SteelKomodo: that is fucking hilarious
Harpy: thats amazing
SteelKomodo: there is no way that dad didn't know about how much the internet loves cats
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GB: celestia.jpg
SteelKomodo: pffft
TheDeleter: haha
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GB: http://i.imgur.com/Lrads.gif
GB: I remember when those ads first came out
GB: Bless you, ignorant McDonald's marketers
SteelKomodo: wat D:
SteelKomodo: i don't remember these ads at all
TheDeleter: hahaha
SteelKomodo: maybe they never did them in britain
SteelKomodo: or maybe I blanked them out of memory, like I usually do with terrible things
GB: It was a while ago - Google tells me early 2005
GB: I wouldn't be surprised if it was a US-only campaign
GB: Much like those bootleg pictures, I've got a bunch of pics of shitty ads here
GB: Like this one
GB: http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll113/Whelt/imgadidCMuGiPi61rKS8QEQ0AIYjQIyCCkI.jpg
SteelKomodo: oh, I've seen those round the net
SteelKomodo: so many of them
TheDeleter: yeah, those're everywhere
GB: http://i.imgur.com/WeC6t.png dat controller
SteelKomodo: i've seen that picture somewhere, I swear
GB: http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7264/hassciencegonetoofar.jpg
SteelKomodo: cracked, maybe?
SteelKomodo: one of their photoplasty's?
SteelKomodo: also oh my god
SteelKomodo: how can 50% of people think that's not shopped?
GB: 99 PERCENT OF PEOPLE GET THIS QUESTION WRONG
GB: I'm guessing that number is made up, and they want people to be all "Ha that's ridiculous, I know the answer" and click it
GB: And then they got 'em
GB: http://www.cherry-land.net/school/whathappenedkirby.jpg
SteelKomodo: um
SteelKomodo: er
SteelKomodo: i can't make the joke
SteelKomodo: it's too easy
GB: KIRBY WHAT HAPPENED?
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GB: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWDR74qR3D4_YDbWMC3S1jMPIdF4w5uVlA_YccuobEcbBp4cpmBveNIrRKux6CdS1XTAOjVFfJNoIH1fSIllZJSfk3HCzDq_IhgwOwHMidztadZqrtzLmhRdVkrNlENEOB9ljTbt-lQOKV/s400/Badly+Placed+Internet+Ads+11.jpg
SteelKomodo: ahahahahahahahahah
SteelKomodo: woooooow
TheDeleter: oops!
GB: http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc320/PapaGonzales/shoot5chicken.png
SteelKomodo: i dunno anymore
GB: http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc320/PapaGonzales/classic.png
SteelKomodo: i don't remember Diddy Kong being in the classic Donkey Kong
SteelKomodo: DLC, maybe? *SHOT*
GB: http://i.imgur.com/l34QU.jpg
TheDeleter: i still demand a game that makes donkey kong paladin possible
TheDeleter: also that's a random selection of characters there
SteelKomodo: oh, I can smell the lawsuit money from here
GB: because when I think filesharing
GB: I think of Eve and that green bird from Sonic Riders
GB: http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/adcouncil/44398/docs/44398-hi-Shrek_30Sheet.jpg
TheDeleter: bullshit
TheDeleter: i explored the forest for days and shrek didn't fucking turn up
TheDeleter: we had an appointment and everything
TheDeleter: asshole
SteelKomodo: same here
SteelKomodo: all I found were some swans
SteelKomodo: and all they did was hiss at me and bite my nose off
SteelKomodo: seriously, fuck the forest
TheDeleter: >:I
GB: http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7382/seemsreallegit.jpg
GB: seems legit
TheDeleter: 100% A****** TRADER
GB: http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc320/PapaGonzales/saveiphone.png
TheDeleter: SAVE THE IPHONE
SteelKomodo: IPHONE NO D:
GB: http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc320/PapaGonzales/bad.png
SteelKomodo: "You expect me to talk, Mr. Nokia?" "No, Mr. Iphone, I expect you to die!"
SteelKomodo: Russian Troll Hello Kitty?
SteelKomodo: Oh, you crazy russians
GB: http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc320/PapaGonzales/a5a70c5c88482168ee6d4f2f0e6689f0.gif
GB: It's 2012
GB: And ads like that are still being made
TheDeleter: seizures are not a joke and should not be taken lightly
SteelKomodo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SteelKomodo froths and falls out of chair.
GB: http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc320/PapaGonzales/c23a116aed22c45177928fd096c5403b.gif
GB: oh man I can't blow this chance
TheDeleter: the scent of desperation
GB: http://i.imgur.com/lAobv.jpg
GB: yeah, you do that, I'll be over here
SteelKomodo: HULK NOT LIKE BEING STUCK IN CRAPPY INTERNET BANNER! HULK SMASH INTERNET!
TheDeleter: hahahahaha
TheDeleter: good luck dude
GB: http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc320/PapaGonzales/5412361267517165229.jpg
SteelKomodo: good god, they weren't even trying
GB: MARIO Play Station
TheDeleter: MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO
GB: DO THE MARIO
GB: *sarah*
Toothpaste: Dat out of place Fire Flower
GB: http://i48.tinypic.com/34j86qh.gif
SteelKomodo: imma take a wild guess
SteelKomodo: picachu
Toothpaste: And then there's testing
TheDeleter: IT'S PIKACHU
TheDeleter: GOD DAMMNIT
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GB: http://i.imgur.com/KOOnJ.png
SteelKomodo: oh no
SteelKomodo: i'm not falling for that
SteelKomodo: it took me a whole month to throw off the Dragonvale adicction
GB: http://i.imgur.com/NlJTm.png
SteelKomodo: and i am NOT falling back on it
GB: http://i.imgur.com/4w5nV.png
SteelKomodo: NO
TheDeleter: THE EYES
SteelKomodo: STOPPIT
GB: http://i.imgur.com/0KptT.jpg
SteelKomodo: I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT D:<
Toothpaste: And then it was Gutsman's Ass
TheDeleter: oh god
TheDeleter: oh dear god
SteelKomodo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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