Chatzy Madness Volume 165: Imagine Party Babyz Strikes Back

(Bree is describing a dream she had about Tenshi. The beginning was cut off by Free Chatzy)

Harpy: oh jesus
Bree: remove her soul, exorcise/purify her body and get the Bad Thing out of it, then put her soul back in her body now that it is okay again
SteelKomodo: TENSHI PLS
Harpy: this is the plot to LoT2
RubyChao: that does sound very zfrp.txt
Harpy: (no it isn't)
Bree: except none of that actually happened in the dream, for some reason the dream decided to focus on the guy who was doing the soul removing
Harpy: that does sound cray tho
RubyChao: was it viola
Bree: he wasn't a real character
Bree: it was definitely a man
RubyChao: oh ok
RubyChao: inexplicably male viola
Bree: he had some really vaguely shamanistic/fortune teller type of aspects and--no he was not at all similar to Viola in any way
Bree: and I think Viola appeared briefly to speak to him but idk I don't remember it other than "Viola was there for a whopping five seconds"
Bree: literally, five seconds
Bree: she got a cameo
RubyChao: "SAVE TENSHI" "ok" "IF YOU DON'T I'LL HAUNT YOU FOREVER"
Bree: somehow, she only cameoed in this tenshiplot
Bree: anyway so the dream decided to focus on the guy who would remove her soul
Bree: because he could see auras/ghosts/shit like that, and his job during the plot was to protect tenshi's soul while everyone else captured her body (by beating it into submission) and then exorcised the bad shit
Bree: for some reason Tenshi's soul looked like a small child version of Tenshi, was super adorable and vulnerable and--okay basically Tenshi's soul was Momoko, only not
RubyChao: hahahaha
Bree: it was specifically Tenshi but it acted like Momoko, if Momoko were child!Tenshi
Bree: and he spent the rest of the dream carrying Tenshisoul piggyback and it was adorable
Bree: then suddenly the setting was Wal-Mart
Bree: no really I swear to fucking god
Harpy: what
Harpy: did Tenshi demand peaches
Bree: Tenshisoul and Random Guy went around Wal-Mart and then some bad guys in Wal-Mart killed Random Guy and Tenshisoul was scared
RubyChao: random guy noooooo
SteelKomodo: what
SteelKomodo: D:
Bree: and they had a weird castle/tower sort of thing that they hauled around, it had wheels on the bottom???
Bree: they drove it around Wal-Mart
Bree: I don't even
RubyChao: i don't even either
Bree: like I said, my dreams are weird and fucked up when I sleep too much
SteelKomodo: what is this
Bree: I don't know what happened after that
SteelKomodo: WHAT IS MY LIFE etc.
Bree: I think I remember a bit about Tenshisoul going to Heaven, in the sense that she "moved on," because the dream forgot that she was not dead
RubyChao: tenshi nooooooo ;_;
RubyChao: followup plot: bust tenshi outta heaven
Bree: Iku returns from Bhava-Agra Heaven with Tenshisoul like "DID YOU LOSE THIS >:I"
Bree: I also remember a bit about a family gathering where there was tons of food, literally there was so much food even Gluttony couldn't eat it all, I swear to god there were eighteen tables overflowing with food or something
Bree: fud
RubyChao: so
Bree: like, what, is my family the Sarahkin now
RubyChao: sarahkin family, righ- hahaha
Harpy: >​even gluttony couldn't eat it all
Bree: and I was mad because they wouldn't let me in and I got in late and most of the fud was gone
Harpy: Gluttony: Is that a challenge~?
Harpy: srsly tho holy shit
Bree: my dreams are so random
Bree: I remember one other scene with the Wal-Mart parking lot
Bree: it was very dark outside and rainy and 2scary
Bree: lonely, scary, empty, dark, rainy parking lots are a recurring theme in my dreams
Bree: I swear I remember previous dreams with parking lots and they always involve me being totally convinced there is a knife-wielding thief somewhere in this parking lot
Bree: also it's always the Wal-Mart parking lot
Bree: always
Bree: I don't understand the recurrence of the Scariest Parking Lot Ever because I have no actual fear of dark parking lots
Bree: and I'm not afraid of Wal-Mart, either
Bree: like, usually the things that show up a lot in my dreams are stuff that...at least sort of make sense
Bree: and the mack-daddy of Bree Nightmares is cars
Bree: fucking cars
Bree: every single dream there is always a scene where for some reason I am driving a car, and it's wildly out of control
Bree: which makes sense, I'm scared shitless of driving which is why I don't know how despite being 20 years old
SteelKomodo: it's okay, I don't know how to drive either
Bree: that makes sense. I understand the overabundance of scary driving scenes in my nightmares.
SteelKomodo: and I'd rather not, I'd get road rage all the time
Bree: but I do not understand this fixation on the Wal-Mart parking lot.
Bree: I just don't even
Bree: I don't get road rage, I just inspire road rage in others
Bree: the few times I've driven, I was so paralyzed with fear and so busy hyperventilating that I made tons of mistakes
Bree: ran a red light? yep
Bree: missed a turn? yep
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
Bree: one time I almost ran over an old lady while going approximately 1 mile per hour in the--
Bree: --in the Wal-Mart parking lot. o_o
Bree: WHAT IS IT WITH WAL-MART, BREE??????
Bree: anyway, I hope you enjoyed my trippy-as-hell dream about Tenshi
RubyChao: i liked it
Bree: I...I almost feel like it might make it into a chatzy madness because it was so...weird
SteelKomodo: twas weird indeed
Bree: the lack of Viola was the weirdest part though
Bree: I remember thinking that while I was actively dreaming the dream
Bree: like "where is Viola"
SteelKomodo: lel
RubyChao: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give viola
Bree: Viola would protect Tenshi's soul so hard if she were in that dream
Bree: I bet she wouldn't have died like Random Guy
Bree: 2determined
RubyChao: viola uses the power of love to just
RubyChao: lift and throw the entire fortress thing yuugi-style
RubyChao: despite being puny
Bree: no no the moving castle thing belonged to Random Guy
RubyChao: oh ok, i thought it belonged to the villains in wal-mart
Bree: no it did not
Bree: there was also a doge
Bree: Random Guy kept a doge in his moving castle thingy
RubyChao: ...was random guy actually juan
Bree: no
Bree: trust me it wasn't anyone in zfrp
Bree: P.S. there was a scene where Random Guy told the villains their fortunes using Tarot cards
Bree: in the room at the bottom of the castle thing
Bree: it was before they were villains though
Bree: okay now I am done talking about this because I don't remember anything else and it's so damn weird
Bree: back to talking about normal things THAT DON'T INVOLVE WAL-MART

thank

"So! *clap* What's everyone thankful for this year?"

"Why, my lovely wife, of course."

"Dirky~"

"Jo-Jo~"

"Stretch pants. Oof."

"...I might as well chip in with the required 'family'."

"I'm thankful for everybody!"

"Wonderful! And yes, I agree, Ariel. It's always important to remember family. Where would we be without each other?"

"Not filled with Ireland's entire stock of potatoes?"

"No, silly! Well, that too. Hope everyone has room for dessert!"

"Fuck."

"Oh boy!"

"BECAUSE THE DESSERT WAS A LOAF OF-

...

CELESTIA, THE DESSERT IS PIE."

"It's always pie!"

"YOU HAVE RUINED THIS UNIT'S JOKE. HOW COULD YOU."

"Skeiron, you can't even eat. Why are you here?"

"THIS UNIT IS THANKFUL."

Skeiron bowed his body, accidentally smacking the table in the process. "THANK."

"...Well, he's trying!"

Chatzy Madness Volume 164: Pokemon XY Edition and Sarah Madness

Five Nights at Dels: Five Nights at Jonesy's: BOOZE GUNS BUTTS BOOZE GUNS conrad BOOZE BUTTS GUNS
Draco: Five Nights at Draco's: you better have your entrails cleaned up by morning or you're fired.
Draco: We aren't paying a Health Department fine 'cause you don't know how to close a door.
SteelKomodo: Five Nights at Dirky's: Closed >:I

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Superman 64 joined the chat
Superman 64: Guess which game I bought today
Gooper Blooper changed name to Pac-Man 2600

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(Harpy is hatching Cleffa eggs in Pokemon Y)

Harpy: THE LAST CLEFFA IS HATCHING
Harpy: Lax Cleffa
Harpy: really
Superman 64: The last cleffa is now in captivity
Superman 64: the universe is at peace

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Superman 64: my niece looks like Nana of the Ice Climbers in her winter coat

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Harpy: SECOND SWABLU EGG, GET
Harpy: carla's gonna have some nicely toned legs after this
Pac-Man 2600: josephine's biked like 7000 miles on her bike on route 7
Pac-Man 2600: her butt remains large
SteelKomodo: Dirk: Nah, all the biking's toned it~
Pit: Dirk, do you ever think of anything else?!
Dirk: You want the honest answer? :U
Pac-Man 2600: GOT IT
Pac-Man 2600: I got the scale
Pac-Man 2600: (no josephine not that one)
Harpy: okay now let's weigh the feebas
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: last swablu characteristic: nods off a lot
Harpy: bet that's not even good ivs
Harpy: *turns up nose*
Pac-Man 2600: I have four feebas eggs
Pac-Man 2600: let's see what I get
Superman 64: I'm betting you are going to get
Superman 64: Four Feebas
Pac-Man 2600: surely you jest
Pac-Man 2600 bikes heavily
Superman 64: *Egg hatches* Hi is Febas

The Very Best, Part 2

-LAKE ERIE, OHIO-

"Are you quite sure this is the place?" Gloria asked with a hint of irritation. The summoner held a large umbrella over her head. She loved the sound of rain, but hated being caught outside in it. The two girls were in the middle of a huge rainstorm, standing together at the shore of Lake Erie. It was hard to see anything through the mist.

"Yes, this is the given location of a Pokemon gym." Viola said. The hex maniac wielded an umbrella of her own. From the sound of the driving rain came a different noise, far away and somewhat muffled. Viola couldn't make it out.

"...What do you suppose that is?" asked Gloria.

"Let's find out." Viola said, reaching down for a Pokeball and sending out Froslass. Froslass began freezing the lake, forming an icy path for the girls to follow. Viola crept behind, but Gloria was skeptical and summoned Blue Dragon to ride instead.

The sound again. Through the mist Viola and Gloria could make out a shape up ahead that resembled an island. They pressed on through the rain, and soon it came into view...

It was indeed an island. A small one, with a big boulder in the center. The boulder had an opening big enough for the girls to walk through, so they did, Blue Dragon remaining outside.

As they entered, the sound played one more time, loud and clear.

A trumpet.

In the center of the cave stood a strange robot.

"GYM LEADER SPEAKING." it said with a voice like a trumpet given life. "DESIGNATION IS 'TOP BRASS'. HOENN CONFIRMED."

Gloria, Viola, and Froslass exchanged incredulous looks.

"YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE IF YOU DID NOT WISH TO BATTLE. WHO IS CHALLENGING TOP BRASS TODAY?"

Gloria pointed at Viola.

"VERY GOOD. PREPARE YOUR POKEMON. THIS WILL BE A TRIPLE BATTLE. HOENN CONFIRMED."

The Very Best, Part 1

"You want me to what?"

"I understand that this is a drastic request, but I possess no transportation of my own. You, however, are an adventurer. You have seen many places, and can aid me greatly in my quest."

"I've only just gotten home... How long is this even going to take?"

"Less than a month, by my estimation."

"Hrmm." Gloria scratched her chin in thought.

"It is simple," Viola said, clasping her hands together as she went over the basics one more time. "To be eligible to take the Pokemon League challenge, I must first defeat eight of their certified 'leaders' in Pokemon duels of various type. Once I have accomplished this, I can attempt to immortalize myself in the Hall of Fame."

"Why did you never attempt this before?"

"Before, I lacked the confidence in myself and my Pokemon. Now, I know from my experiences that anything is possible. Tenshi wishes to become known forever in history as a warrior. So, too, shall I, in my own way."

"Well, it sounds good for your confidence, all right. I hate to leave my library again so soon, but... maybe I should get out a bit more. I've done nothing but go between my house and the library for three weeks now."

"Excellent. Join me."

Viola produced a map riddled with circles.

"There are eight people with the certification to become a 'leader' in this country. One of them is right here in New York, but the other seven are scattered across the country.

This could be considered a 'road trip'."

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Gym 1: Manhattan, New York; Rock type, One-on-One Battle
Gym 2: Lake Erie, Ohio; Water type, Triple Battle
Gym 3: Nashville, Tennessee; Normal type, Contest Battle
Gym 4: The Florida Everglades; Bug type, Pokethelon
Gym 5: Houston, Texas; Steel type, Rotation Battle
Gym 6: Boulder, Colorado; Ground type, Double Battle
Gym 7: Devil's Lake, North Dakota; ??? type, Four-On-Four Battle
Gym 8: Las Vegas, Nevada; ??? type, Standard Battle

Chatzy Madness Volume 163: Conrad 'Huge Dork' Svilzerian

Gooper Blooper: >​ticker
Gooper Blooper: >​can't go back in review mode
Gooper Blooper: >​no pms
Gooper Blooper: it's been a while
SteelKomodo: mmhm
Tableter: Rip in peace

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RubyChao: every time i try to listen to the actual postman pat theme it sounds wrong
RubyChao: it's supposed to be descending not ascending dammit
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
SteelKomodo: #ruined

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Bree: pogey question time: should I get Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire
Tableter: Alpha Sapphire
RubyChao: Omega Ruby
Tableter: Cos kyogre is a cool whale
RubyChao: because Groudon is rad

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Former Vengeance: I was lured into trying a pokemon game once. My friend claimed it had tactics and medieval conquest and all. I thought to myself, 'At last! At last, I can murder ala Fire Emblem, with a Gyrados instead of Roy!' I was sorely disappointed. :V
SteelKomodo: oh, that was Pokemon Conquest!
SteelKomodo: funfact: that one was technically a crossover
SteelKomodo: between the pogeys and a little-known japanese TRPG called Nobunaga's Ambition
SteelKomodo: it's called Pokemon X Nobunaga's Ambition in japan, but they changed it because... well, yeah
Former Vengeance: See, that just makes me sadder. With a name like Nobunaga's Ambition, I expect to light at least one civilian and field on fire.
Former Vengeance: D;
SteelKomodo: lel
SteelKomodo: I don't think there was a Nobunaga game on DS before that one, which may say something...
Bree: such as?
SteelKomodo: that the series might have had whatever FV's looking for
SteelKomodo: because as far as I know, Pokemon Conquest doesn't let you torch fields
SteelKomodo: this might help ya, FV
Former Vengeance: Officer: M'am, put down the Honedge! I know he broke your bike! Just calm down!
Lady: D:<
Officer: She has a Voltorb! Get down! D:
DIIIVE
KERSPLODE
Former Vengeance: Broken house falls in three burning pieces next to streetside epicenter.
Former Vengeance: Team Rocket -was- blasting off again. :v We remembered to deploy the safety nets over the city this time. They ain't gettin' away nowheres.
Bree: lel
Former Vengeance: I am a madman, with a madman's dream! One day, troop commanders will ride Onyx and Charizard into battle, as our fighting types swell through the field, and Durant-... keeps doing what Goops tells it to, actually.
Former Vengeance: :V
Former Vengeance: But on console, not on paper. Er, chat.
Former Vengeance: E|
Former Vengeance: One day.
Former Vengeance: And they will take spears through the face without blinking, like the old Fire Emblems, and it will be glorious.
Bree: chanseys wearing army helmets and throwing eggs painted like grenades
Bree: dittos are now international superspies
Former Vengeance: C: Yesss. Except also running through trenches consoling pogeys and troops in the line of (occasionally literal) fire.
RubyChao: "hi is spy"
Bree: hi is bond
Bree: james bond
Former Vengeance: XD
SteelKomodo: "sodlier"

Chatzy Madness Volume 162: Josephine's Good End

Deletons: i'm prob gonna run dungeon world at 5pm or something your time
Saberwulf: 5 PM my time's in 5 minutes
Deletons: huh
Deletons: uh
Deletons: fuck
Deletons: I CANNOT PLAN THINGS
Deletons: 6pm wulf time then
Deletons: fuck it we're doing it live
Deletons: DOING IT LIVE
Mobilewulf joined the chat
Deletons: oh
Mobilewulf: Five seconds after I said that my router died
Mobilewulf: WELP

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Draco: What would Blade call his original character?
RubyChao: Bblade
RubyChao: you stutter

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SpookKomodo: Dirk gonna conquer Josephine's landmass someday
SpookKomodo: (del told me to type this please don't kill me)
2Goopy: XD
2Goopy: careful dirk there's a lot to conquer, bring provisions
SpookKomodo: Oh, he'll bring provisions, all right
SpookKomodo: most of them chocolatey
2Goopy: hell yeah
2Goopy: note: josephine is absolutely going to vegas
2Goopy: I mean how could she not
RubyChao: High Rollersephine
RubyChao: hits the jackpot
RubyChao: buys the casino
RubyChao: starts raking in all the dough
RubyChao: good end