Monday, January 13, 2020

Talk To Transformer, Volume 3

Lists edition! This time, I gave TTT lists of things, then watched it come up with its' own additions to that group. Maybe some of these names will prove useful? They're sort of like those name generators you see around the net...

Names for battlebots
I formatted for the prompt with a list of fights between real robots ("[name] vs [name]").
Echo Fox
RK Darkside
Vigilance
Infested Larva
Nautilus
Dark Confidant
Vengeful Spirit
Snare
Tusk Warrior
Doomtrain
Puff (TTT loved Puff. I got over half a dozen matches with Puff on the attempt it spawned, including a Puff vs Puff match, so I can't leave it out!)
Vyrox
Gorilla Gang
Bunny Punch
Dr. Mario's Girlfriend
Thundercracker
Wombo Combo
Death By Fire
Giratina (:V)

Blank N Blank Jurassic World toys
There's a whole subseries of Jurassic World toys with action features that are always called something along the lines of "[Verb] 'N [Verb] [Dinosaur Name]. The Bite 'N Fight T Rex, the Grab 'N Growl Indoraptor, etc. So I plugged those into TTT to see if it would come up with new additions to the line. It did!
Swoosh N Bite Pteranodon
Rib N Bagging Tail Sloth
Snarl N Biting Turd Feral Tiger
Rescue N Ride Dino Queen Chargelot Rex
Hit N Jump Indoraptor
Bludgeon N Crush Indominus Rex
Boom N Punch Juggernaut
Slosh N Sleep (no dinosaur name, but those action features are too good)
Toss N Flee Indriloceratops
Throw N Frigg Indo-Saur
Rap N Blast Jaw Xenosaurus Rippers
Warp N Blast Vulture
Reach N Crush Vulture
Destroy N Steal Indominus Rex

Fite Yer Mates matches
Prompt was the four fites we had in the May 2019 fite period.
Mario vs Piranha Plants
Tommy vs Stallman
Young Koopa vs Jr. Donut
Gradius Nastasia vs Ganondorf
Mr L vs Tempting Mantis
Monica vs Weed
#SailorOath vs The Booger
Sailor Neptune vs Kinniku
Kotohime vs Killer Bee
Diamond vs Yami Yugi

Arnold vs Captain Blacklock
Jasmine vs Grasping Hands
Blaze vs Burim Street  ("Bōken this motherfucker down!")
Otome vs Tree Hugger
Stormbringer vs Dream Caster

Ridge Falter vs High Thaumaturge
Lord of Nightmare & Final King vs Burning Skull

Wife vs Husband

Big Bar Brawl winners
This list was determined by listing all previous Brawl winners as "Brawl Winner 2011: ROB" and so on, then feeding the complete list to TTT.
Dizzy
Raul
Vomitface
Big Bad Vinnie
Zeeg
Zombiefighter
Lumpy
Cactus Jack
Mr. Bobbitt
Smeb
Noxer
Nack The Ogre
Marth
Dead Pixels
Hellspawn
The Butcher
Dr. Wily
Captain Hook
Zane
Mr. Mime
Dark Lord Vader
Captain America
Dr. Strange
The Shredder
Zeko
King Kong
Lord Leebo
Rastigoon
Biker Sluts
Master Blaster
Dottie
Dottie's Trench Shark
Dottie's Big Boss (and the rest of the Wookiees)
The Kingpin
Big Red
Blackbeard
Juggy Boy
Gorillasaurus
The Great Cheesehead
Wriggle
Deathstorm
The King Of Wormport
The Nasty Boys
Kane
Triple H
Mr. McMahon
Jack McBeal
Goliath
Deathstar
Garm The Kid
Mr. Potato Head
Dr. Doom
The Rock
The Mummy
The Big Bad Wolf
The Great Old One

Zoofights competitors
I listed off the first five ideas and used them as the prompt.
Hammerhead shark on tank tracks with a gatling gun
Ocean sunfish with a jetpack and laser cannon
Swarm of army ants with a really big rock and tiny helmets
Gorilla with boxing gloves and roller skates
Tiger with a sword and a snowmobile

Mallard with a giant laser rifle
Giant crab with a jetpack and some cool paintjobs
Giant rat with an army helmet and some jet packs
A swarm of black widow spiders
Tiger shark with a sword on a chain
Mantis with a ketchup bottle and a knife
Marlin with a fire hose
Bison with a broomstick
Dolphin with a broomstick
Liger with several cannons
Catfish with a sword & a shotgun
Squishy bunny with jet pack
Crazy cat with a sword
Manta Ray with a rocket launcher and another rocket launcher
Bubble shark and its mother with a giant ball. You know the ones, right?
Sea turtle with a flamethrower
Giant sea elephant with a whip and broom gun
Big monkey, also with a sword
Pale lion. Probably doesn't like to be killed.
Tiger with a whip
Dolphins with hammers and a hammer
A whale with a huge gun
Nubian dragon with an armored helmet
Roma in a tank wearing a trenchcoat and leopard heels
Weed plant with a lawnmower and a broomstick
Mountain goat with a mini ice-cream truck and a pair of snowflakes
Wasp with a big pair of ghillie boots
An old couple, looking for new things to shoot at a nest.
A small group of pirates.
Man in cowboy hat, holding a shotgun

Upcoming video games
My first attempt at this one gave TTT too many game names, I think. The results were all actual game names, though hilarity still ensued when it listed Halo 3 28 times in a row from one generation.

Giving it less information (fewer games) made the results a little more garbled. Just what we were looking for!

Super Mario Land 3: 7 Golden Coins
Super Mario All-Stars + Bowser's Minions
The Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2 for 3DS trilogy
War of the Monsters: Rock Opera!
Vermilion Stories
Vietnam: Fall of an Empire
Starsky and Hutch
Oh god I'm

TTT also generated this as part of a game list:
 
Total experience: 7420
Total money: 18,290
This is the third time I got Mario on my second try. I probably would have done it twice.
Final scores:
Mario: 1284
My sister was awesome at picking and presenting prizes. Here's what I received:
2 This being just the second time I actually managed to beat her, I feel kind of empty. And that's exactly what she wants. I got a cape for beating her.


And another oddity:

When you see someone walking down the street you might see them talking on their phone and you might think "that looks like fun." But when you see someone happy doing a thing they love you become sad. When the person sitting down at a table of eight in a cafe stops to pick up a bag from a passing old lady you think, "that looks like fun." But when the person you've just sat down next to in line at a buffet grabs a silverware out of their hands and says "sorry" you feel that same sadness. How different is the world we are creating? Sometimes I think about reality and reality is far more stable and resilient. This may seem unimportant, but it's a real struggle.

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And here is an amazing paragraph TTT barfed up when I gave it a list of dinosaur toy names:

Tyrannosaurus Rex is the final boss in "The Great War" mode in the Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. In this mode, an evil T-rex is the leader of a horde of evil robots called the Wreckers whose goal is to conquer the land. It has the power to cause tremors that will allow any creature to turn to stone, though it is very difficult to defeat it because of its extreme strength. It can only be defeated by an evil robot (except in a limited amount of cases).

2 comments:

  1. Sounds like the robots are so evil they're betraying the boss!

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  2. Dawn: I can't believe Vomitface won a Brawl before I did.

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