Jumpropeman: is either out or not out
Jumpropeman: there is no developer claiming responsibility for its existence
Jumpropeman: it might have bitcoin mining built into it
Jumpropeman: it was announced by way of a delisted trailer uploaded months early and just found
Jumpropeman: some people associated with the game deleted their posts and tweets about it
RubyChao: jrm this sounds like a creepypasta
Jumpropeman: there is gameplay out there of it and it seems like it's just a generic Cooking Mama game except she says memes like "flex for the 'gram" and "pics or it didn't happen" sometimes
Jumpropeman: you know I'm gonna try and get it now though
Jumpropeman: it was also briefly on the eshop but then taken down
N Goat: That is some strange Cooking Mama news
N Goat: Makes me wonder if Mama's cooking the books...
(later)
Jumpropeman: the cooking mama situation is much more mundane than speculation
Jumpropeman: the developer, publisher, and rights owner are in a tiff. Publisher released the game early even though the developer and rights owner wanted more time to work on it and then it got pulled back to potentially be reworked
Motor Sheep: Ah-hah!
Jumpropeman: "The statement about crypto-currency was all buzz words. The head of planet entertainment knows very little about these things... he just put some fancy language to get potential investors who like that stuff."
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RubyChao: i have so many ideas for this season and a third of them all revolve around the same trio of characters, send help
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Draco: Guys, I almost killed my gaming group by jokingly suggesting we name our starship the "Poo Poo Pee Pee"
SKINKS: Oh no
SKINKS: What
SKINKS: I need to know but I'm scared to ask
Harpy: tell me everything.
iKomodo: Oh god
Draco: We couldn't decide on a ship name, so we were throwing out suggestions. I threw out some serious ones and then said "Let's call it the Poo Poo Pee Pee". Cue about five minutes of us busting out laughing and making jokes about it, like "The enemy ships get -2 to Initiative because they're too busy laughing" and "Sir, our shields have withstood the Poo Poo Pee Pee." "I should hope so."
Draco: We just settled on "Lockdown" as the name.
Harpy: "UNLEASH THE POO POO PEE PEE"
SKINKS: Perfect
Harpy: for some reason i thought you TPK people with the power of POO POO PEE PEE or something
Harpy: or at least that woulda been funny...
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RubyChao: can you believe there's less than a month
RubyChao: *shakes slightly*
Brinehammer: It's almost here! I'm bouncing between Hype and Oh No.
Draco: Oh n-oda
Brinehammer: Oh no
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Jumpropeman: gooper, I have good news for you
Jumpropeman: there IS an Auggie Doggie and Doggie Daddy wiki
Jumpropeman: and you might think it might be maintained by an old fogey who actually remembers their show
Jumpropeman: "He is pertained as nice, loving, caring and highly spirited. He seems more-then-Less of a very intelligent Pup, as being smart at science. He cares for his father as well, and loves him very aswell, even if his father is mad at him sometimes."
Jumpropeman: but I think it's written by a kid mostly
Draco: Oh thank goodness! I was worried they'd get lumped in on some generic Hanna-Barbera wiki.
Jumpropeman: "Augie would try to impress his father, or bring home animals in any side, shape or form, much to his fathers despite"
Jumpropeman: "Augie can't swim, this was referenced sometimes."
Jumpropeman: just referenced sometimes, don't ask for proof pls
Jumpropeman: "There were few female characters in the Augie Doggie cartoons. The next door neighbour in "Treasure Jest" was one. There was the librarian in "It's a Worm Day.", then there's Peggy Poodle. She’s a friendly character who offers to share her lollypop with Augie and tells him she likes him. Augie responds by running as fast as he can for home to get away from her. "Dat’s my who’s growin’ up," Daddy cheerfully tells the Viewers in response. So It's probably concluded that Doggie Daddy ran away from his wife years ago and took Augie with him."
Jumpropeman: clever investigative work on the Augie Doggie Wiki
Draco: Excellent work, Augie Doggie Dude.
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Harpy: should be good to work tomorrow, though i've noticed when i've been talking nonstop i have to pause and take a breath
Motor Sheep: I think that's just called breathing
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Jumpropeman: Free 2 months of Stadia to anyone with a gmail account!
Jumpropeman: it's gonna be a bit before the site updates for it
Jumpropeman: but now I can play Gylt, the only thing that's exclusive to it!
RubyChao: i can't believe fate itself intervened just to ensure EVERY GAME
Jumpropeman: I can't wait to have a single Stadia review on my site
Moody Blues: Haldo
Moody Blues: I won at dreadball
Jumpropeman: Haldel
Moody Blues: What did I miss
RubyChao: the game hoard is blessed by fate
RubyChao: that's what
Jumpropeman: free tickets to the sinking ship
Moody Blues: Nice
Moody Blues: The video game titanic
Jumpropeman: "I was only able to find 1 person online playing Samurai Showdown on Stadia and they were in Mexico"
Moody Blues: Lmao
Moody Blues: What a hero
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expletivel: in other news Goku's fuckin dead
Jumpropeman: finally
Jumpropeman: his fifth death?
expletivel: well that's Kid Goku, so probably first or second
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Motorcyle Sheep: I'm going to have to cheese this MGA level
Motorcyle Sheep: Because
Motorcyle Sheep: I am bad at video games
Jumpropeman: sorry sheep, we'll need you to return your True Gamer baseball cap then
Motorcyle Sheep: By which I mean gun my way through because I can continue to mess up the stealth in new ways
Jumpropeman: oh, I should probably mention
Motorcyle Sheep: ?
Jumpropeman: because of CKR's surprise visit, I wasn't able to do all the work I needed on the Arabian Nights Disaster Report. It will probably be done before april's end so long as this virus doesn't get crazier, it's mostly just needing all them images now. Didn't want to leave people hanging too much
Motorcyle Sheep: Oh!
Motorcyle Sheep: I'm sure the update is appreciated! But please don't feel like you are on a deadline for it
Jumpropeman: most of my days lately have been doggy daycare > animal crossing > write a review > ckr games
Motorcyle Sheep nods
Jumpropeman: i might have some free time in the coming days but I kinda want to use that to quickly ensure I can Stadia before something potentially happens to that opportunity :V
Motorcyle Sheep increased nodding
Jumpropeman: also, sheep is a huuuuge goober
Jumpropeman: really though, thanks for your understanding
Motorcyle Sheep nods have exceeded safety parameters warning warning
RubyChao: wow jrm
RubyChao: spoilers
RubyChao: i didn't know it was going to be a disaster report!!!
RubyChao: (i knew.)
Motorcyle Sheep: We all knew.
Motorcyle Sheep: Even ivel's dog knew.
RubyChao: like i said to goop
RubyChao: i will be slightly disappointed if i ever break the streak
RubyChao: and end up giving jrm a game that is just Bad or Terrible for christmas
RubyChao: i have standards
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Jumpropeman: remember in Melee the Fire Flower just looked like a normal ass flower with a face
Motorcyle Sheep: No
Jumpropeman: well sheep
Jumpropeman: prepare to head to reeducation
Motorcyle Sheep: Ah
Motorcyle Sheep: I see
Motorcyle Sheep: Duly noted
Motorcyle Sheep: I am making a note right here
Jumpropeman: there will be a test
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Gooper Blooper: link
RubyChao: well that's terrifying
FFXIV DECENDING: terrifying.
Jumpropeman: Garfield Eats supports medical workers with free Garficcinos too
Jumpropeman: "we value our #fanvestors"
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Motorbike Sheep: "In front of his television and with a remote in hand, Jack shouts at no one in particular."
Motorbike Sheep: Oh hey
Motorbike Sheep: It's me every Saturday night.
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Launch The Nuke-NOT THERE: SO
Launch The Nuke-NOT THERE: If you misclick in Supreme Commander
Launch The Nuke-NOT THERE: Guess where you can drop your nuclear weapons
Launch The Nuke-NOT THERE: Right on your own head
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Dia: i will lock and load chick pics
Dia: and i mean actual baby chickens
ivel: por que no los dos-
Draco: Harpy's uploading selfies? :U
Dia: i can't just do that, that's illegal
Dia: but yes, ivelmom went up to get some baby silkie chicks!
ivel: it's true, she's illegally adorable
Dia: and a few bonus curly feather chickens i forget the name of atm
ivel: "Five Silkies and two Polish/Frizzle mix"
Draco: Watch out for those two, especially if one of them is a Miss.
Gooper Blooper: CARRRLOOOOOOS
Dia: i called one Miss Frizzle
Dia: one gray one is G as per Ivel request
Dia: i wanna hold one every time i come over just in the hopes that they will be accustomed to being held and i can hold chicken gently like hamburger.
Gooper Blooper: hot dog holding is so lame now
Gooper Blooper: it's all about hamburger holding
Dia rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Dia: i did not.
ivel: my favorite chicken we had, I had named G when she was a babby because we didn't know what gender she was yet
ivel: she was very scruffy and we loved her
Draco: :3
ivel: so we just name any gray chicken G now, although there's only been two others counting the new babby
Draco: Good name.
RubyChao: G
Dia: i'm so fucking confused
ivel: yep, that's G
RubyChao: this is the original, harpy
RubyChao: it does not help.
Dia: god there's no audio and i'm just dying
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Jumpropeman: we've been playing super mario party like all evening
Dia: there ain't enough teeth in that mario party
Dia: also no content updoots or anything.
Dia: unbelievable.
Jumpropeman: should
Jumpropeman: should yoshi have teeth?
Dia: no
Jumpropeman: birdo with teeth
Dia: if he has teeth then someone needs to find Wu and strangle him
Dia: maybe his commissioner too
Gooper Blooper: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DthM8LWWsAArCUK.jpg
Dia: i'm going to strangle wu in my dreams
Gooper Blooper: https://twitter.com/mariobrothblog/status/1069686915849445377
Dia: DUDE WHY
Dia: i'll never sleep...
Gooper Blooper: canon teeth
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Motorbike Sheep: https://www.ssbwiki.com/Mr._Resetti/Dialogue
Motorbike Sheep: "Yeah, I know, it's my job, so there's no point in gettin' my whiskers twisted, but.... When the sirens go off in HQ, I gotta start diggin'. It don't matter what I'm doin', I gotta drop it an' go. I'm eatin' dinner? Plate's on the floor, fork's in the ceilin'. In the tub? Wet mole. Don't believe me? Feel my fur! Go on, touch it! TOUCH IT! Point is, I ain't got a choice. None of you punks can see it, but all I'm wearin' downstairs is a towel! I got dirt clods in places they don't belong, understand?"
Jumpropeman: touch it
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Dia: uuuh, i had a dream where i was in your guys part of europe and we snuck into a mall through the movie theater for some reason and then suddenly we're at a popcorn stall.
Dia: ...but right now it's just me wondering how i still remember that
Draco: Magic
Dia: and trying my hardest to learn now to make decent scrambled eggs
SKINKS: Hmm
SKINKS: That's more fun than the last dream i had
Dia: it was complicated and goofy and eventually we were at an outdoor mall looking at outdoor stalls
Dia: i feel like there was a body of water nearby but i could just be making that up post-dream
SKINKS: Well
SKINKS: Nottingham Victoria centre does have a fountain
SKINKS: Maybe you astral projected yourself
SKINKS: Wait do you know what we look like
Dia: kinda sorta, but my dreams are weird in that
Dia: even if they aren't even what they look like irl, my brain is fucking insistent that "yes, that's them, maybe you misremember but that's CERTAINLY THEM"
Dia: see: dreams where my brain swears i was hangin out with goops even though he hasn't and won't show himself
Dia: and i'm like "okay you stupidmotherfucking brain, you're wrong, but i'll roll with it"
SKINKS: Lol
SKINKS: Maybe one day you'll see us
Dia: one of these days where the plague isn't trying to murder everyone
SKINKS: Mayhap
SKINKS: Actually
Draco: The problem is you won't be able to tell which one is Del and which one is SK.
Dia: depends on how they react to the word Rain
Dia: ;V
Dia: my point still stands, they're twins, the reactions will make it
Dia: or break it
(Del posts a photo of himself and SK)
SKINKS: Two years old but
SKINKS: There U go
Dia: nerds
Dia: thank!
SKINKS: Welc
Draco: I'm guessing you're on the left, Del.
SKINKS: Yes
SKINKS: No wait
SKINKS: Wrong
SKINKS: I am
SKINKS: On the right
Dia: WHEN DEL CONFUSES HIMSELF FOR SK
Dia: you know the twinsies are real
SKINKS: Lmao
Draco: Damn. So similar they don't even recognize themselves. XD
Dia: trust no one, not even yourself
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Bree: I never realized how strict caprice's wardrobe is until I tried making her in sims 4
Bree: not only that, but I'm again reminded of how absolutely stolid caprice is
Bree: like I knew the general rules of what she would wear, but I'm picking clothes for sim!caprice and going "why do you always look like you're late for a boardroom meeting?"
Bree: also
Bree: the idle animations when you're in create-a-sim
Bree: mostly the sim kind of looks around and smiles
Bree: and I'm like "stop smiling, you're supposed to be caprice!"
Bree: ???
Bree: how do I even my own characters
Gooper Blooper: hey, not bad
Gooper Blooper: if I didn't know you were making caprice I probably still could have guessed it was her
Bree: the real tragedy is I don't have the career outfits unlocked, I could just put her in cop clothes and be done with it
Dia: that's a caprice already
Bree: how would I make more niseis, you might be wondering
Bree: or maybe you aren't wondering
Bree: but the answer is kind of funny
Bree: see, they need to be exactly identical
Bree: so the way to make six more
Bree: would be to, literally
Bree: save caprice to my library
Bree: and then
Bree: add six more caprices
Bree: *clones intensify*
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Jumpropeman: "It wields the most compelling hypnotic powers of any Pokémon, and it forces others to do whatever it wants."
Jumpropeman: you would think that's hypno
Jumpropeman: but it's Malamar
Jumpropeman: "When it comes to strong hypnosis, there's an endless number of people who utilize Malamar for their nefarious deeds." "It's said that Malamar's hypnotic powers played a role in certain history-changing events."
Motorcade Sheep nods
Jumpropeman: an ENDLESS NUMBER
Jumpropeman: you can't walk five feet without tripping over a person who uses Malamar for their nefarious deeds!
Jumpropeman: you know
Jumpropeman: the pokedex
Jumpropeman: is kinda like a fan wiki
Jumpropeman: baseless claims, weird categorization, odd focuses on things like their footprints
Motorcade Sheep throws a towel over JRM
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loo bay: im avoiding bunny day
loo bay: fuck that rabbit he sucks
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Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
RubyChao: whoever that was
RubyChao: they sure were successful
Draco: DeMonde had an exciting Easter Egg hunt today. If Oda and Zeldoten didn't find the eggs, they hatched into dinosaurs.
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
RubyChao: Miu found no eggs.
Dia: uh oh
Dia rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 5
Dia: :V
Draco: Dia tried to claim she WAS an egg. No cheating.
Jumpropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Jumpropeman: Cirno ate the eggs she found but they were plastic
Mole Sheep rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 19
Draco: Junko found the egg with the $20 bill inside. :)
Mole Sheep: Basu doesn't understand why he collects the egg, but he has beaten you and your inferior Earth egg collecting technique.
Mole Sheep: Also possibly killed everyone else that could find an egg.
Draco: Truly the pride of Kapoor. His people are honored to exist in the same galaxy for him, if only for today.
Brinehammer rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 19
Brinehammer: Nadine found all the eggs and bragged about it for twenty minutes straight.
Moody Blues rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 10
Moody Blues: Aiko only found a few
Moody Blues rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Moody Blues: Jared was too high to find eggs
Moody Blues rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Moody Blues: Joshua does not understand Easter
Brinehammer rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
Brinehammer: Nadine is still bragging, even more obnoxiously than before.
Moody Blues: Curses
Moody Blues rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
Moody Blues: Vince's eggs keep being moved by Beach Episode
Moody Blues rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 5
Moody Blues: Baba is Egg
SteelKomodo rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
SteelKomodo: Vent found quite a lot of eggs, but shared them because he is not greedy.
SteelKomodo rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 16
SteelKomodo: Neeko also found many eggs. And got tummyache afterwards.
SteelKomodo rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
SteelKomodo: All of Barts eggs were planted there by his not-quite-mafia friends
SteelKomodo rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
SteelKomodo: ...okay this is getting wild
SteelKomodo: um
SteelKomodo: Ryuga had to go through a live-fire course to get his eggs
SteelKomodo rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
SteelKomodo: The Minisaurs ate all of Dennis' eggs
SteelKomodo rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
SteelKomodo: Lilith thinks easter is lame and stupid
SteelKomodo rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 16
SteelKomodo: Chick and Stew consider Easter offensive to their culture but take part so as not to, ah, ruffle feathers :U
SteelKomodo: wakka wakka
Moody Blues: Lol
SteelKomodo: kek
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Mole Sheep joined the chat
Draco: Hi Sepp.
Mole Sheep: Yes
Mole Sheep: It is I
Mole Sheep: Seppiroth
Mole Sheep: no
Mole Sheep: wait
Mole Sheep: misread the card
Mole Sheep: It's Sheep.
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Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: QUACK
Diadem at Home: quack
Draco: HONK
Draco throws Citrus at JRM.
Jumpropeman: B R E A D
Diadem at Home: but why
Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=FTS6QSdApTk
Draco: O_O;
Jumpropeman: Hellnoka
Draco: I should be saving this for Brawl season, but no.
RubyChao: nice brawl entrance preview
Gooper Blooper: I love the continued uses you find for that plush
Draco: I will find more.
RubyChao: i did not expect the ending of that video
RubyChao: accurate representation of the Honkswarm elliott once created
Draco: Once the mother Honk has chased off the predators, she brings home a load of bread for her spawn to share.
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Mole Sheep: I dislike being bad at video games.
Gooper Blooper: I feel that
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Jumpropeman: link
link
Draco: I now know JRM's plots for this coming season.
Mole Sheep: JRM, I am concerned
Jumpropeman: concerned that you aren't on the moon right now
Draco: Exactly. Clownpiece is on the moon.
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Jumpropeman: CKR and I
Jumpropeman: just played Prehistoric Isle
Jumpropeman: and conquered Greenhell Island
Gooper Blooper: hahaha, nice
The Penetrator Went Shopping: Actually, considering the ending....
Jumpropeman: WE CONQUERED
Jumpropeman: THE ISLAND
---
The Penetrator Went Shopping: I commented on Evolto raising Dawn's blood pressure
The Penetrator Went Shopping: Which considering she is a robot and doesn't have blood pressure
The Penetrator Went Shopping: Is really saying something
Gooper Blooper: Oil pressure?
Dia: its hydraulics, son!
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Jumpropeman: i watched The Joker
RubyChao: do you live in a society
Jumpropeman: bottom text
Jumpropeman: i have also watched Tiger King recently
RubyChao: do you tiger a king
Jumpropeman: i saw tiger
Jumpropeman: and tiger saw man
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Mewtwo Sheep: aaaaaa
Mewtwo Sheep: So
Mewtwo Sheep: An issue with Metal Gear Acid is that you cannot save multiple decks
Mewtwo Sheep: So every time I want to alter my deck to do different things
Mewtwo Sheep: It's going to take a while
Mewtwo Sheep: MGA 2 has a LOT of cards
Mewtwo Sheep: And after I finally got my deck set up for what I wanted
Mewtwo Sheep: the psp ran out of battery.
Mewtwo Sheep lies down
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ivel: https://www.exocomics.com/wp-content/uploads/609.jpg
Mewtwo Sheep: Donut County? Is that you?
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Draco: So JRM...when are we getting that Smurfs dance game review?
Jumpropeman: whenever Dancey Smurf is down to boogie
Jumpropeman: really though, been really busy round here lately
Jumpropeman: hence why I'll go silent in chat a lot
Draco: Alright...well...just saying, I do get a Patreon pick for April.
Jumpropeman: RainbowDash moved out, my mom moved into her room, CKR is visiting, I've got my old obligations and stuff
Draco: Oof.
Draco: Well, in that case, review something simple like Final Fantasy 7 Remake.
Jumpropeman: when things return to normalcy, I can do some smurf dancing for ya :V
Draco: This IS the new normalcy. :I
Jumpropeman: Stay at Home and Smurf Dance
Draco: Social Smurfing
Jumpropeman: no one wants to go near someone playing the Smurf Wii game after all
Draco: Too true. Too true.
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Jumpropeman: "Kelsey Beachum , writer of "Outer Wilds" has been hired by Obsidian, creators of "The Outer Worlds""
Jumpropeman: now the two games I confused for each other are even more confusingly intertwined!
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Jumpropeman: so Raid:Shadow Legends
Jumpropeman: lemme tell you about it
Jumpropeman: really though, it offers youtubers up to 4500 dollars base fee for promoting it
Dia: god, i'd love that money, but not to shill it out
The Penetrator Went Shopping: That would explain why I kept seeing it
The Penetrator Went Shopping: Turns out it's major sizzle and little steak
Jumpropeman: surprisingly, the e-mails I saw didn't mention the typical copy, but you need to go through a secondary site to continue with the offer and that might have it
Jumpropeman: copy being the stuff you have to say
ivel: it's probably easier to advertise Raid than Audible considering what we heard about that
Jumpropeman: audible I think is a commission sort of thing
ivel: really though, Raid is alright, I think people wouldn't care as much if everybody didn't advertise it
Jumpropeman: they have to use the link for you to get skrilla
RubyChao: i thought jrm was telling me he was asked to shill for money
Jumpropeman: I wish
Jumpropeman: I wouldn't do it
Jumpropeman: but it would feel validating
ivel: I dunno, all I heard is how you specifically have to advertise it
ivel: I don't think it's a commission
Jumpropeman: sorta like how you know you've made it when you start getting death threats
ivel: but maybe it depends on who's advertising it
Jumpropeman: you might be right ivel
ivel: like iirc you can't even mention books?
Jumpropeman: custom link sites sometimes do the commission route is why I thought
Jumpropeman: books do not exist anymore
Jumpropeman: only audio
ivel: I forget the specifics
ivel: but I only heard about it from someone who told them to fuck off and made a video about how bad it was
ivel: so :U
Gooper Blooper: can't wait for JRM's Quality Time review of Raid: Shadow Legends
RubyChao: can't wait for Raid: Shadow Legends plot
Dia: LETS RP RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS.
Jumpropeman: look gooper
ivel: here's the video I mentioned
Jumpropeman: I was playing Raid: Shadow Legends BEFORE they approached me*********
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Dia: and if all else fails
Dia: throw stale fruitcake at them.
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Jumpropeman: i think
Jumpropeman: whole new world is one of the best love songs of all time
Jumpropeman: partially because it avoids so much of the typical love language
Jumpropeman: no mention of kissing, holding, missing each other
Jumpropeman: the heart is only mentioned in reference to something beyond pining for each other
Jumpropeman: its about the experience of love rather than the physicality, reality, and cliche poetry
Jumpropeman: even though its specifically tailored to appeal to Jasmine specifically!
Jumpropeman: and that's my tedtalk?
Jumpropeman: also I'm allowed to say this about a disney song because it was by Alan Menken and he's illegal to criticize
Draco: That's pretty cool.
Mewtwo Sheep tells the snipers to stand down
Jumpropeman: next up, why Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers deserves a Criterion Collection release
Draco: No.
Jumpropeman: you're right
Jumpropeman: the world isn't ready for THE TRUTH
Draco: No, we're not. ;o;
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The Penetrator Went Shopping: Wildfire is not sure why she's suddenly glad she never made a serious, mortal enemy of Joy
Draco: I don't know, after the clown adventure it's hard to think of Joy as a serious anything. ;p
The Penetrator Went Shopping: Good thing Wildfire will never EVER EVER see it!
Draco: Unless she has...Space Youtube. (She doesn't.)
RubyChao: but she'll learn about it when it's shown on kaede's kobber talk
The Penetrator Went Shopping: I can only imagine what the subject of that talk would be
Draco: "So...Joy...I always knew you liked to dress...FUNNY."
The Penetrator Went Shopping: She shoots her with that makeup gun Homer Simpson invented
Draco: Wildfire's weakness is makeup.
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SKINKS: So
SKINKS: Chernobyl is good
SKINKS: The series I mean
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Jumpropeman: what is that yohane ritual and how do we stop it
SKINKS: Who knows
RubyChao: it is the ritual to give her I N F I N I T E W A K I N G
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RubyChao: ahahahahaha
RubyChao: overhearing a conversation between my parents
RubyChao: chaomom mentioned songs by the archies, including
RubyChao: sugar sugar
Mewthree Sheep: Ha
Dia: OH HONEY HONEY
Draco: Chaomom is actually Betty and your dad's Archie, right?
RubyChao: how did you know!?
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Draco: How do you call Mel for a delivery?
ivel: tie a note to the leg of a messenger Okuu
Draco: Sounds good.
Dia: Hmm, not something I thought about in depth, but she has something worked out with most delivery services like Postmates that if a person requests something like "Hey, would love a Wild Thing delivery" or some sort of keyword that tips them off that it's specifically Mel, she'll be assigned to it. She can also be commissioned by stores personally to deliver things for customers, like Honk asking her to deliver the cheesebreads to Neeko upon request
Draco: Can she deliver....a real Grongo?
Dia: If the place is closer by, she uses her rocket skates, mostly to keep as much charge on her sifter as possible for the very long distance deliveries, like interplanetary deliveries.
Dia: She cannot, in fact, deliver a dinosaur, and especially not Grongo.
Dia: it must be of the toy kind, soz
Draco: It's okay. I still like her.
Dia: "I could VROP him with me but then he'd, uh, break a city. And then I'd get arrested! D:"
Draco: It's okay. She may be asked to VROP a real dinosaur at some point.
Draco: Also, if you're not selling Girl Scout cookies, Zeldo doesn't want to talk to you. (not something I made, just lol'd at)
Dia: It basically depends on where she's going. she does think about logistics!
Draco: She's going to the moon. With Grongo. :V
Jumpropeman: careful draco
Jumpropeman: don't remind harpy of that tool
Jumpropeman: or this will turn into a five character AMA
Dia: i already made Tamara, so i am done
Draco: D: You're right! She'll steal Zeldoten! (hu hu hu hu hu)
Dia: unless you want me to talk about Boshi.
Dia: I don't think you want me to talk about Boshi.
Jumpropeman: I Want to be The Boshi
Dia: look i have this stupid idea of Boshi being an Olympian Police Officer
Dia: i don't know why.
Jumpropeman: you mean Boshi the Super Mario RPG character?
Dia: yes
Dia: Cool Sorta Dickish Dinosaur
Dia: it's still just a joke in my head for the most part for my dumb mayplot but i can never tell when i'll take a joke too far.
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Moody Blues: Okay
Moody Blues: Whoever
Moody Blues: Delivers a parcel at 7am
Moody Blues: Is a monster
Moody Blues: A madman of the highest order
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Moody Blues: https://youtube.com/watch?v=4O1eQD0YeyI
Jumpropeman: thomas's theme is such a good backing beat
Moody Blues: It's so weird
Moody Blues: Did the composer know
Moody Blues: They must have known
Jumpropeman: the show was made in the 80s so I'd buy it
Moody Blues: Haha
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Draco: From the creators of Green White Mage comes a new twist on characters who normally wear red and white.
Moody Blues: Reymu
Draco: The USS Tenshi finally gets a white mage-themed color scheme thanks to Star Trek Online's recent medical shield free vanity shield.
loo bay: all i do is blog blog blog blog
Draco: "He shaved, badly. He did a slightly better job at brushing his teeth." <- Why hasn't Vince covered either of these subjects yet?
SKINKS: you don't need rider powers to have hygiene!
Draco: Nor do you need hygiene to have Rider Powers, I guess! :V
SKINKS: true
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Jumpropeman: man
Jumpropeman: freaking
Jumpropeman: Bust a Move
Jumpropeman: I can never remember if Bust a Move is Bubble Bobble or the other way around
Jumpropeman: uncomfortable
Jumpropeman: "Bubble Bobble Revolution became notorious for gaining negative reception after its release, due to poor graphics, level design, and the presence of a major software bug that prevents the game from being completed."
Dia: what the fuck am i looking at
Motion Sheep: bubs
Jumpropeman: well
Jumpropeman: you can't say their style stagnated
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Jumpropeman: I just beat Gylt
Jumpropeman: time to destroy Stadia so it has no more exclusives
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Munch Sheep: "Space Invaders is one of the most recognizable video games of all time"
Munch Sheep: Who?
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Gooper Blooper: link link
MobileDraco: Josephine runs that island.
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A Big Glass of Caveman: Why the heck are turnips so dang needed in AC world
Jumpropeman: in the real world we arbitrarily decided that gold would be our valuable item of trade
Jumpropeman: in animal crossing? turnips
A Big Glass of Caveman: Gold at least is shiny and never rusts
A Big Glass of Caveman: It's also very malleable
Jumpropeman: turnips at least can be eaten
A Big Glass of Caveman: So can gold!
A Big Glass of Caveman: It requires a very specific state but...still!
Jumpropeman: anything that fits down the esophagus
Jumpropeman: also, after seeing how Villager and Isabelle use them in Smash
Jumpropeman: clearly turnips are a valuable weapon of war
A Big Glass of Caveman: They were taught well by the Mushroom 4
A Big Glass of Caveman: Masters of the art in the war against Wart
Jumpropeman: some people think its silly you beat him by tossing his least favorite food into his mouth
Jumpropeman: but I'd like to see how you look after being force fed full turnips at speed
A Big Glass of Caveman: It says something Bowser came back again and again
A Big Glass of Caveman: But Wart never did
Jumpropeman: Wart ran off and hid below Koholint Island
Jumpropeman: at least those turnips didn't mess with his voice
A Big Glass of Caveman: Except that was all a dream, so...
A Big Glass of Caveman: Then again he was encountered in a dream, so...
A Big Glass of Caveman: Conclusion: Wart is a tulpa.
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Munched Sheep entered for the first time
Jumpropeman: hi late sheep
Munched Sheep: Hello
Munched Sheep says nothing else but continues to sit here, staring.
A Big Glass of Caveman coughs.
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Gooper Blooper: link
Harpy: my god.
Harpy: funnily enough, the first day it rained after a long period of SUN, i caught the fucker and donated it
Harpy: BLAST FROM THE PAST, MOTHERFUCKER
Gooper Blooper: Goopsbro already caught one and donated it ages ago, but I still want one for my house
Draco: XD The Onion's gaming division is feeling vengeful. XD
Harpy: i just want one to sell, like god damn
Harpy: sorry i don't catch hairy bugs that can kill me and sell them for big money with Flick
The Galileo of Goat Gonads: Of course the coelacanth is hard to find
The Galileo of Goat Gonads: It was so hard to find it was declared extinct in real life for centuries
Harpy: entire world panics while relicanth be like "lol peace mf, see you in the next era"
Gooper Blooper: It stopped appearing in the fossil record after the dinosaurs died out so people naturally assumed it had vanished with them
Gooper Blooper: NOPE
Harpy: living with big ass fishies
Harpy: hire me, bbc
Draco: Okay.
Draco hires Harpy.
Harpy: u not bbc
Harpy: u draco
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(JRM gives a negative review to Donkey Kong)
Marked Sheep: "so you think it would play a bit better than it does."
Marked Sheep: JRM, please, that Kong has a family!
Gooper Blooper: look man
Gooper Blooper: JRM takes this seriously
Gooper Blooper: so when he's underwhelmed he tells it like it is!
Marked Sheep: "50m is an oddity because it was removed from the NES port and because of its colloquial nickname The Pie Factory."
Marked Sheep: Sinister.
Marked Sheep: "Donkey Kong has not really stood the test of time"
Marked Sheep: Donkey Kong ages into Cranky Kong before JRM's eyes.
Marked Sheep: "I almost feel like this could be my most controversial rating"
Marked Sheep: Torches and pitchforks!
Marked Sheep: Get'cher torches and pitchforks here!
ivel: it was tough playing the Donkey Kong levels in DK64
Marked Sheep: "but now it is a musket in an era of machine guns."
Gooper Blooper: Spoilers for game hoard reviews Sheep hasn't gotten around to yet: JRM's lukewarm response towards Untitled Goose Game ended up surprising me more than Donkey Kong's weak showing
Marked Sheep: Games...have changed.
Marked Sheep: When are we getting a Metal Gear Game Hoard retrospective, darn it?!
Gooper Blooper: When you join his Patreon and force him to do it
Marked Sheep: :I
Harpy: i mean i haven't used my stuff recently...
Gooper Blooper: Harpy gets Kirby Blitz II
Harpy: metal gear kirbs
Gooper Blooper: link
Marked Sheep: A surveillance Scarfy?!
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SKINKS joined the chat
SKINKS: HOLA SKINKS
Jumpropeman: *sticks out blue tongue to confuse predators*
SKINKS: Excellent
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Marker Sheep: Meanwhile, this is the best booked match of the tourney
Marker Sheep: I actually got invested in who would win.
Draco: Sheep normally watches the matches with cultivated disinterest while swirling a glass of wine that could buy the entire WVGCW eight times over while his underlings snort $20,000,000 in cocaine because he can afford it.
RubyChao: so sheep is Parsee?
Draco: Yes.
Marker Sheep: I tend not to care as much about who wins because I'm interested in the emergent vs scripted narrative angle.
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Marker Sheep: "Konami acquired the rights to the Aliens film back when the shift to action was first happening though"
Marker Sheep: And later made it a pachinko machine!
Marker Sheep very bitter
Draco: Sheep, it's okay. They'll make another Pachinko game someday, I promise.
Jumpropeman: clearly I need to do Pachinko Month on the Game Hoard
---
Marker Sheep: Hmm
Marker Sheep: Am I so desperate for Metal Gear content that I'm going to sit here and listen to an hour of codec calls...
RubyChao: yes you are
Draco: The other option is go to Japan and spend all of your money on Pachinko machines.
Cornwind Evil: What exactly did that change?
Cornwind Evil: You could play Metal Gear Survive, Sheep
Marker Sheep: > You could play Metal Gear Survive, Sheep
Marker Sheep: No.
Cornwind Evil: You could play Death Stranding
Cornwind Evil: It's Metal Gear with using the bathroom!
Marker Sheep: Maybe.
Marker Sheep: When I get a Ps4 or whatever it needs 30 years from now
Cornwind Evil: You could go on that site JRM uses for roms and play the original NES games
Marker Sheep: Maybe some day I'll attempt to play the stuff older than Solid, but I don't know how well I'll handle the controls
Cornwind Evil: The legendary battles against Coward Duck and the poisonous Zanzabari hamsters
Marker Sheep: Running Maaaaaan
Cornwind Evil: Also a silly Arnuld film
Cornwind Evil: And a very very grim novella
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Jumpropeman: I think I've linked this before but
Jumpropeman: Explore Olympia
Draco: Too clean to be Olympia. Dana doesn't sweep as often as they do.
---
Moniker Sheep: Man
Moniker Sheep: Do you remember when they killed Mr. Peanut?
Jumpropeman: BABY NUT
Draco: Sadly, yes.
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RubyChao: oh yeah!
RubyChao: so that i know if people are cool with it before i actually do it
Moniker Sheep: Yes, you may permakill Junko.
RubyChao: sheep, i didn't even need to ask you for that one
RubyChao: i already had that planned
Moniker Sheep: Glad we're on the same page
Draco: Can I permaKISS Junko though? She's #TheBest.
Moniker Sheep: No kissing the characters.
Moniker Sheep: and hand holding is RIGHT out!
Draco: Too late. I have already given her Hershey's Kisses.
Moniker Sheep: :I
---
ivel: I didn't think Dr. Mario World could get worse than adding the babies
ivel: and yet here we are.
ivel: but I love it, tbh
iKomodo: Welp
iKomodo: ”WE’RE A DOCTOR, TOO”
---
(Re: JRM's review of The Munchables)
Moniker Sheep: "If anything, the two critters put Pac-Man to shame with how committed they are to eating"
Moniker Sheep: Now that's a claim!
Moniker Sheep: "First of all, the planet the game takes place on is Star Ving"
Moniker Sheep: :I
Moniker Sheep: "Oddly enough, these orbs are not orbs but instead are shaped like poop"
Moniker Sheep: wha
Moniker Sheep: What?
Moniker Sheep: "(who has an onion for a head)"
Moniker Sheep: Okay, why not?
Moniker Sheep: "and reclaim the not-so-round orbs"
Moniker Sheep: 8I
Jumpropeman: they never once acknowledge its poop
Jumpropeman: not even with a wink
Jumpropeman: one thing I didn't mention in the review
Jumpropeman: after a level you poop out a bunch of actual orbs yourself for the score counting screen
Moniker Sheep: :I
---
(Re: the April 2020 Pokemon GSC beta leak)
Gooper Blooper: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Oh God The Blogpost: :O
Gooper Blooper: This HAD to be a placeholder, but still, kek
Oh God The Blogpost: that's
Oh God The Blogpost: that's just an evil bean
Gooper Blooper: "we have not finished larvitar yet"
Gooper Blooper: "please wait warmly."
Cornwind Evil: Hannibal Roy Bean?
ivel: https://i.imgur.com/gKBH7yM.png
Oh God The Blogpost: "i can't draw today"
Oh God The Blogpost: hey its modern day missingno! :V
ivel: https://i.imgur.com/MsTVXEG.png
Oh God The Blogpost: ...ACTUAL BEAN
ivel: https://i.imgur.com/YV0zEoC.png
Oh God The Blogpost: catface wooper
ivel: https://i.imgur.com/vL5Ukwa.png
Oh God The Blogpost: "this game is not yet finished"
Cornwind Evil: After his NES game, the Blob from A Boy And His Blob fell on hard times
ivel: https://i.imgur.com/KyvhwD1.png
Cornwind Evil: A digimon tried to sneak in.
ivel: oh god poor Celebi
Jumpropeman: the best new pokemon sprite leak
Jumpropeman: is Gloom with a poop
Oh God The Blogpost: literal shitpost pic
Draco: Listen, toilet paper is a hot commodity these days. Legendary Pokemon are easier to get ahold of.
Draco: What's Gloom gonna do, tear off a petal to wipe with?
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Cornwind Evil: There's a new skinning/hide material in this WOW expansion and I just get amused every time I see it
Cornwind Evil: "Shimmerscale"
Jumpropeman: shimmerscale is how you judge how super awesome something is
Cornwind Evil: Amusingly the main thing its used for is to make diving helmets
Draco: It does sound like something like a fish.
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Jumpropeman: howdy ho
Jumpropeman: today is CKR's last day here
Jumpropeman: so
Jumpropeman: expect me to be quiet :V
RubyChao: hello both of you
Jumpropeman: I was more checking in
RubyChao: TOO LATE
RubyChao: YOU'RE STUCK HERE
Jumpropeman: the bear trap is sprung!
Jumpropeman: it has released the bears upon me!
Jumpropeman: and since I'm a large hairy male, I'm just their type!
RubyChao: bear force one
Cornwind Evil raises hand, opens mouth....closes mouth, lowers hand.
ivel: best to leave that one alone, CW
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RubyChao: for jumpropeman when he is on:
RubyChao: if salvagers were a collection of characters from the Game Hoard games you've played
RubyChao: would that make them
RubyChao: the Game Horde
(later)
Jumpropeman: clearly its time to change the plot
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Gooper Blooper: this game has everything
Jumpropeman: look at that net!
Jumpropeman: I bet he just found it
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Jumpropeman: "Game Gear was finally forced to wake up and act or else she would become one of those celebrity quiz show trophies"
Jumpropeman: a small random talktotransformer I did
Jumpropeman: the rest wasn't great but I love the inexplicable trophy part :V
RubyChao: Now that Deathborn had been elected Mayor of Olympia, his first action was to pass a proclamation calling for the return of the village's Lost Weapons, which contained untold knowledge on the geology of the Fremen Lands. The original lost weapons had been stripped of their well-known magical properties and dismantled, but it was soon discovered that the lost longbow was intact. To ensure its use, Alduin approached the Village and offered to release his spirit to the world of men. The whole village, afraid of what he might do to the "true sons of men", chose to remain in Sovngarde. There the longbow was kept in a specially constructed holocron and replaced every thirty years with the same knife to symbolize the changing seasons.
RubyChao: that was
RubyChao: surprisingly coherent?
Zombree: alduin and sovngarde lel
Zombree: I think it interpreted deathborn as a skyrim name
Zombree: it's coherent grammatically but definitely not in any other respect
RubyChao: yeah, but at least there's some sort of thrust to it
RubyChao: as opposed to full random events
RubyChao: it's only semi-random!
RubyChao: The truth about Honoka had finally been revealed! We were never told, but we definitely knew from her narration that she is a straight up antisocial person. She did a lot of things to hide that, but the mask is now off. When she looks at you or your teammate, you know... she sees you as an object to be acted upon. That is why she was "cool." And she would have to be because her expression would make it clear she saw you as nothing more than a material object. But it's not like it was anything to do with Honoka's perception of you. That's what made her other antisocial traits so confusing.
Jumpropeman: "Blasto held the gun up to Niftu and said: "Do you have a government of the people, by the people and for the people?"
"You don't have a government," Niftu replied."
RubyChao: so jrm
RubyChao: did blasto pull the trigger
Jumpropeman "Eternity held the knife above Cirno as she slept, imagining she was knowing its beautiful gaze. At last, she felt the blade she'd been searching for. Every emotion she'd ever known. The anger, the fear, the love. She could feel it moving within, and she heard the soft rustle of Cirno's breathing. Could feel the pressure she'd known that she'd never have. She didn't know whether she should stab Cirno in her sleep or wake her up. She didn't know if she would live. But what she wanted most was to see what happiness would look like from that place.
The blade curved into the form of a smile. Cirno winked and looked at the sky, smiling"
Jumpropeman: this might as well be canon
RubyChao: wow, that's pretty accurate
Jumpropeman: "I couldn't believe my eyes... Xyra was playing a Playstation 2. The video game was Majora's Mask.
At the time, I found out that Xyra and I were officially dating... Not only was she my girlfriend, but she was also my girlfriend's boyfriend, just like I was."
Gooper Blooper: XD
Draco: Xyra not only is playing a hacked game but also has gender identity issues?
Gooper Blooper: JRM dating Xyra confirmed
Zombree: no, xyra is in a polyamorous three-person relationship, duh
Zombree: four person?
Zombree: some number of people
Cornwind Evil: “It’s called the Apeiron.”
Dawn was glad she didn’t have to write it down. She had enough jokes about the word being written as ‘ape iron’.
‹Apeiron?›
‹Yeah. A word that can be followed by ‗tree‗ or ‗cliff‗ or something, but you can't add in other pokémon.”
‹How is that going to help me in my quest?›
‹There’s actually one case.”
‹A case?›
‹If you're making a detour to an island,
Jumpropeman: Yohane screamed as her hair meatball finally came to life!
Those who knew Yohane knew this moment was coming eventually, it was just a matter of time. Before long, as I hope most will agree, Yohane is capable of giving anyone the gift of a perfectly fried porker. There's no use denying it, some people are just born blessed with a knack for succubus hunting.
A few hours later, Yohane was waiting by a western gate, smiling brightly and making an extra meal for everyone. I asked her for a bit more detail on her act, as I was not yet comfortable with showing the new meatball to Yohane's classmates at school.
RubyChao: i'm glad that Yohane has been able to adjust to her new hair status
Cornwind Evil: Do you know what wine is, Neeko? No? Well, it’s basically juice from grapes.
Neeko leans forward in her seat, reaching into a drawer and pulling out a small bottle. "What do you think this is? Why it's drink. Why juice is drink."
"I guess it's just what I thought," Nate says with a shrug. "It must be good."
Neeko seems a little puzzled, as she takes the bottle and dips her tongue into the juice. "It tastes like... sugar or something. Must be more than just juice."
Nate sighs. "Not as good as the juice you have, and as we both know, it's still pretty
Gooper Blooper: WHY JUICE IS DRINK
Draco: WHAT DID NATE DO WITH JOY?
RubyChao: "I hate to admit it..." said Futo. "But I've found the one thing cooler than me, and it's not me."
"That's not a good thing to be! You're going to be the main villain in the next movie, with a million fans waiting for you to do something stupid and start fighting!"
"What?" replied Futo in surprise.
"Kamui, as the Main Villain!" Said Hitomi.
"That's, well, weird." said Kamui.
"You can't be smart all the time, can you?" Said Mari. "Or did you just forget why you were smart?"
"I don't know, Mari. I just have high standards."
Draco: So...uh...Futo is hanging out with Corrin from Fire Emblem, Harpy, and someone named Hitomi? :O
Jumpropeman: "Ibuki's most famous song is all about the time she spent sitting on a toilet. We think that might be a bit of an exaggeration, but hey, all that matters is that you've got the right to be disappointed."
Cornwind Evil: Pictured: Ibuki's most famous song
Zombree: surprisingly coherent TTT, lel
Zombree: the ibuki one
Zombree: however it is not canon :V
Jumpropeman: curses
Draco: That's Yohane's most famous song.
Jumpropeman: "The strangest place Komachi ever fell asleep was on her ninth birthday. She awoke suddenly at 2 A.M. to a busy street, where bicycles were the most common vehicles. Looking at the people in front of her, she realized that they were all wearing uniforms. She looked around, but saw no one with a uniform. Just as she started thinking that this must be her first day, she saw Komachi riding one of the bicycles. When she saw her, Komachi was rubbing her eyes, but smiled when she saw the light behind her. Hearing Komachi's voice, Komachi looked to see what was in front of her, and was surprised to see her mother crying."
Jumpropeman: clearly she had a fever dream
Draco: Obviously. One Komachi is more than enough. 😉
Cornwind Evil: The train is comin' the train is comin'...
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Jumpropeman: the biggest loss of losing movie theaters
Jumpropeman: is where will teenagers make out now
ivel: Makeout Point of course
Jumpropeman: don't they know that's near dead man's curve!?
ivel: they care more about other curves
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