RubyChao: where it was STILL SNOWING
SteelKomodo: ey rc- D:
RubyChao: (it wasn't that bad but oh god if i woke up and it was snowing all over again)
Kogasa: fak u snow
(later)
RubyChao: ...i opened the window
RubyChao: aaaand it seems to be snowing
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: DDDD:
RubyChao: well apparently my dream wasn't too far off the mark
---
Gooper Blooper: Yesterday afternoon I was using my tablet, and it's a Kindle Fire so Amazon puts ads on the wakeup screen
Gooper Blooper: Yesterday the Amazon Store's ~Free App of the Day~ was none other than Five Nights At Freddy's 2. Despite not downloading the game, looking up anything about the game, or doing anything else Freddy-related at all, I wound up having a FNAF-themed nightmare. Apparently his ugly mug on the ad was all it took, which is bizarre
Gooper Blooper: And the dream wasn't exactly accurate, either
RubyChao: well, it is a horror game! :V
Gooper Blooper: Instead, I was with Goopsbro in a house similar to the one I used to live in before I moved in 2006 (this house was the one I grew up in and is permanently burned into my mental images of house interiors)
SteelKomodo: D:
Gooper Blooper: So it was the two of us in a familiar yet unfamiliar house, and we were in a room that was like his room in said house but not really
SteelKomodo: oh god not freddy
SteelKomodo: Goops was not Ready for Freddy
Gooper Blooper: And we had to watch out for freddyesque toys and the like that were hiding around the house
RubyChao: sk pls
Gooper Blooper: Like they weren't Freddy, but they were like something you'd see in a spinoff, they had a similar "art style"
RubyChao: my original character Bleddy
Gooper Blooper: freddy whiterock
SteelKomodo: oh god
Gooper Blooper: So we're on a bed in the room, and it's well-lit in the room but nighttime if you looked out the window, and a Not-Freddy Toy falls from a shelf above the bed into my lap
SteelKomodo: Not Freddy pls
Gooper Blooper: And at first it doesn't do anything but being out in the open makes it start to "wake up". I shove it into a bucket and clap a lid over it, but the toy starts vibrating violently and is about to break out, and me and goopsbro just kind of take it in stride as if it's an actual video game
Gooper Blooper: So we're just like "fuck, we have to start over" and Goopsbro gets up off the bed and hits the light switch, which works as a reset button and ends the "scene"
RubyChao: well that's one way to solve the problem, lel
SteelKomodo: lel
Gooper Blooper: Next thing I remember I'm in the same building, but alone this time, fumbling through a darkened room towards a lamp
Gooper Blooper: I have a very strong feeling I'm being watched, but I get to the lamp, turn it on, and fumble around a bit more without incident, though it feels like there's more Not Freddies hanging around the corners (btw, I think the initial Not Freddy was rabbitlike, like a cartoon easter bunny or Buster from Tiny Toons but with the freddy eyes))
SteelKomodo: oh god
SteelKomodo: not-bonnie pls
RubyChao: 2spooky
Gooper Blooper: >go to amazon front page
Gooper Blooper: "new for you: five nights at freddy's 3"
Gooper Blooper: amazon, now is not the time
RubyChao: get ready for freddy
SteelKomodo: AMAZON STAHP
---
RubyChao: so in this dream, i started off in a subway station, and while this part's fuzzy, i remember that there were a few people who seemed to have it out for me
RubyChao: so i spent some time trying to avoid them, or trick them into leaving said station and so on
RubyChao: eventually, though, i ended up just grabbing a train instead and i took it to a station that was somehow past the end of the line and showed it - it was really cramped and it had leaking pipes (including the classic sewer pipe pouring water thing)
RubyChao: and it was called "something mercury cabin"
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
Gooper Blooper: Sewer Pipe Pouring Water is slated to make a cameo appearance in SaRahPG
RubyChao: there was a professor there, i think it was actually professor elm, and he explained that there was someone really important in said cabin and that they needed medicine immediately
Gooper Blooper: Elm what are you doing here
RubyChao: but i was the only one who could give it, because for some reason the medicine was in my chest right in front of my heart
RubyChao: like it was somehow part of my veins, i remember that pretty clearly
Gooper Blooper: YOU are the medicine
RubyChao: dream me was pretty aware of the resulting implications but went along anyway, probably to find a solution that didn't involve "they die" or "i die"
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: so i was in the cabin which was more like a mansion, and me and elm split up to find the person
RubyChao: and i was in a dark room looking around, and found a box. the second i picked up the box i heard someone somewhere say "please don't" so i gained the idea of using the box as a way to find where they were speaking from
RubyChao: but before i opened the box i woke up
Gooper Blooper: well that was a pile of mysteries
Gooper Blooper: WHAT DOES IT MEAN
SteelKomodo: 2spooked
Harpy: ~to be continued~
---
RubyChao: >account named "dead kogasa"
RubyChao: >checks
RubyChao: >no creepypasta at all
RubyChao: i feel cheated
SteelKomodo: lel
Harpy: Kogasa LIVES
---
RubyChao: "Friday, March 20 The First Day of Spring (Spring Equinox) 2015"
RubyChao: IT'S OFFICIAL NOW, YOU CAN FUCK OFF LETTY
RubyChao: letty pls go
RubyChao: pls
SteelKomodo: yay
Gooper Blooper: "There will be a temporary spike in the temperatures early on Saturday, but it won't last long. Another one of those sharp, Arctic cold fronts will come through late in the day, accompanied by rain & snow showers. There won't be a whole lot of snow - a dusting to 2" for most of us. But the front will usher in a batch of really cold air. The second half of the first weekend of spring will feel more like mid-January.
Things will quiet down for the first couple of days of the new work week. There will be a good deal of sunshine, especially on Tuesday, with high pressure overhead. Temperatures will slowly moderate as we get into mid-week.
But then another cold front will move in late Wednesday into Thursday with more rain & snow showers."
Harpy: Letty vs. Vernalia
Harpy: Letty is winning
RubyChao: why
RubyChao: i want hot temperatures
Harpy: Boreas apologizes profusely for his sneezing
RubyChao: give me sun
Harpy: because Yuyuko is stealing spring again
RubyChao cracks knuckles
RubyChao: guess i'd better learn danmaku
Harpy: just play PCB
Harpy: either that or maybe this is her revenge for you putting too much pressure on her in LoT2
RubyChao: yuyuko i'm sorry i won't yell at you for not instadeathing
RubyChao: just pls give spring back
RubyChao: also i looked up an article about forecasts
RubyChao: "I will admit it's getting late in the season," Pereira said. "I'm sure a lot of folks are ready for spring."
RubyChao: UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR
Harpy: i think
Harpy: we're getting some winter in spring, and to make up for it,
RubyChao: that i can live with
Harpy: i can't
RubyChao: i like boiling summers
Harpy: i melt in hot summers
RubyChao: i thrive in heat
SteelKomodo: i likes me a hot summer, i do
RubyChao: ...that reminds me of a really weird thing i did as a little kid of like 5 or 6
Harpy: i think you're a thermophile
Harpy: *shot*
RubyChao: i probably am!
Gooper Blooper: I'd be happy with a climate that went back and forth between spring and fall forever
Gooper Blooper: well chao DOES like utsuho
Harpy: personally i'm boreas with all my goddamn jackets
RubyChao: ok so we used to have these flat-topped radiators and the air was blown right out of the top
RubyChao: occasionally when he was too cold
RubyChao: lil' chao would just straight-up climb on top of the radiator set to hot and sleep on it
RubyChao: in retrospect that was totally not a good idea i bet
Gooper Blooper: and that's how babby chao got minor burns
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: then they changed the radiators to a different model that wasn't flattopped, stymieing lil' chao
RubyChao: 'course sooner or later i woulda had to stop anyway
RubyChao: somehow i don't imagine those radiators would have been designed to handle 150 pounds
Gooper Blooper gets around to watching SK's video
Gooper Blooper: DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN *letty blanketing the east coast in snow while dancing a jig*
Harpy: goddamn it letty
RubyChao: "I AM UNSTOPPABLE"
Harpy: oh yes, big solar flares a few days ago caused aurora borealis here on earth
Harpy: learning about the sun inspires new spells
Harpy: and holy fuck letty calm your shit
Gooper Blooper: I found it
Gooper Blooper: the perfect pic for our discussion
RubyChao: "Yeah, right. With how pathetic winter was this year, Letty wouldn't be able to kill a fly."
RubyChao: looks like letty took those comments to heart
Harpy: lily white was an ass anyway
Harpy: goddamn fuckin danmaku everywhere
Gooper Blooper: but she's our only hope
RubyChao: save_us.lily
---
RubyChao: :I
SteelKomodo: :I
Draco: :l
Gooper Blooper: |:
SteelKomodo: goops u rebel
---
RubyChao: future chao talking about naming his daughter
RubyChao: "Okay, so what are we gonna name her?" "I've got the perfect idea!" "I already said, no dumb Japanese names" "Don't worry, I think we should call her Alice." "That's not so bad-" "After Alice Margatroid from Touhou!" "FUCK"
RubyChao: five years after future chao names his daughter Alice
RubyChao: "Okay, so we have another kid. It's a son this time. Can I trust you not to name him after a Touhou character?" "Of course! There's like no guys in Touhou anyway!" "Okay, good. What do you have?" "Terry!" "Terry's a reasonable name, I-" "I'm naming him after Terryman, from the Kinnikuman series." "WHY DID I MARRY YOU"
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: oh god I lol'd IRL
Gooper Blooper: chao don't explain the name to chaowife
RubyChao: amazing
RubyChao: if i make people laugh for real, i consider my day to be a succes
---
SteelKomodo: bbl, playing KI with bro
RubyChao: is he playing dirk then :V
RubyChao: (yes i know which KI you mean)
Gooper Blooper: "OKUU IS CUTER" "JO-JO IS CUTER"
RubyChao: and it keeps going from there until it devolves into the pitbros having a sissy slap fight while yelling "BOOBS!" "BUTTS!" "BOOBS!" "BUTTS!"
Gooper Blooper: Josephine and Utsuho watching from afar, glance at each other, go off to have milkshakes
---
RubyChao: i just came up with the Best plot for next year
RubyChao: and it doesn't even harm tenshi
Gooper Blooper: =O
RubyChao: Day 1: Introduce Goku at the bar
RubyChao: Day 2: He notices villains, and begins POWERING UP
RubyChao: Day 180: With his powerup to Super Saiyan Level Infinity completed, Goku is finally ready to stop- oh they're. they're all stopped already. that's okay then
Gooper Blooper: only if you cut back every six weeks or so to him still yelling
RubyChao: "Meanwhile!" "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" "That's enough of that for now!"
---
Tableter: HE
SteelKomodo: HAS
RadSpy: NO
Tableter: STYLE
Gooper Blooper: HE
SteelKomodo: HE
RadSpy: HAS
SteelKomodo: FUCK
Gooper Blooper: HE
Gooper Blooper: HE HE HE
Tableter: Fucking hell goops calm down
RadSpy: WE HAVE NO RHYTHM
RadSpy: WE HAVE NO PACE
Gooper Blooper: I was just channeling hella jeff :V
Tableter: HE HAS NO STYLE
Tableter: HE HAS NO GRACE
Tableter: THIS KONG
RadSpy: THIS CHATZY'S A FUCKING DISGRACE
Tableter: HAS A FUNNY FACE
Tableter: there i fucking did it
SteelKomodo: HE MAY MOVE SLOW
SteelKomodo: HE CAN'T JUMP HIGH
SteelKomodo: BUT THIS KONG'S
RadSpy: IT MAY MOVE FAST
SteelKomodo: ONE HELL OF A GUY
RubyChao: BUT THIS KONG'S
RadSpy: IT JUST WON'T DIE
RadSpy: BUT ZFRP'S
RadSpy: ONE HELL OF A GUY
RadSpy: (I couldn't think of an alternate that'd fit there)
Gooper Blooper: S-K! SARAH KIN! S-K! SARAHKIN ARE HERE
Harpy: he has no style but he has a stand, this kong can destroy a man
RadSpy: COME ON, SKEIRON, TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE!
RadSpy: *Skeiron blasts Honeypants - 2015 Remix*
Harpy: oh jesus
Gooper Blooper: FUDGE SQUARES, BROWNIES, DONUTS AND CAKE
Gooper Blooper: COOKIES AND BLACK LEGENDS AND CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES, AW YEAH
Harpy: trippyyy
SteelKomodo: XD
---
RubyChao: how was space
RubyChao: did they add air yet
Gooper Blooper: Ehh, dunno. Space is so 2014
Gooper Blooper: clearly we need a new Neon Chat
RadSpy: http://us21.chatzy.com/54948372590704
Gooper Blooper: spy pls
RubyChao: spaps please
(Harpy enters "The Glitz Pit")
Harpy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NEXT UP IN THE GLITZ PIT, WEEEEE'VE GOT TWO FIERY OPPONENTS GOING HEAD TO HEAD AND THEY'RE BRINGING ON THE HEAT
Harpy: IIIIIN THE RED CORNER, WE HAVE THE HOTTEST GAL IN TOWN, THE BRIGHT SUN OF VEGAS, THE LADY WHO WILL MAKE THE HEARTS OF ANGELS AND GIANT SKYSCRAPERS MELT ALIKE, IIIIIIITS UTSUUUUHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REIUUUUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Harpy: HER OPPONENT IN THE BLUE CORNER MAY NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE ANYBODY BREAK A SWEAT BUT SHE HAS A FIRE BURNING IN HER HEART BIG ENOUGH TO FEED HER EGO! EAGER TO PROVE HERSELF, THE UNSTOPABLE TANK OF HEAVENS ABOVE, TEEEEEENSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HINANAAAAAAAAAAAAAWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
---
RubyChao: look at okuu animated in the 13.5 background
RubyChao: she's so hype
Gooper Blooper: I think Rin might be even more hype
RadSpy: #ShesTwerkinMaggle
---
RubyChao: okuu when no pit
RubyChao: okuu when pit
RubyChao: spoilers okuu really likes pit
---
Gooper Blooper: utsuho making shadow puppets on the wall
Gooper Blooper: (spoilers she makes birds)
RubyChao: the love story of a bird and another bird
RubyChao: based on true events
Gooper Blooper: but what are birds
RubyChao: i just don't know
Gooper Blooper: well, when the dominant bird takes his time, it gives everybody a chance to catch their breath
RubyChao: oh god i just thought of a terrible joke
Gooper Blooper: tell it
RubyChao: do we really know that the dominant bird is a he in this case
RubyChao: it could always be a she
RubyChao: (the joke is in bed)
RubyChao: (i'll show myself out)
Gooper Blooper: honestly the same thought crossed my mind but in terms of the relationship in general
RubyChao: oh, haha
Gooper Blooper: mostly because okuu is probably larger and definitely stronger than pit
RubyChao: okuu will protect little pit from the villains
RubyChao: *pit hugged, his face is at chest level*
Gooper Blooper: I mean pit's no slouch but we all saw Utsuho vs Suncrusher
RubyChao: also yeah SK said pit was like... 5'3''
RubyChao: as is dirk
RubyChao: and you know how tall okuu is
Gooper Blooper: Okuu is just a hair shorter than I am
RadSpy: 9000 inches?
RubyChao: wait you're 6 feet tall?
RubyChao: Gooper Tallper
RadSpy: . . . Wait Goops is 6 feet tall?
RadSpy feels even shorter
RubyChao: fun fact: that makes you just a hair taller than me
RadSpy changed name to Worlds Shortest Spy
Gooper Blooper: Grandpa Goops is obsessed with height for some reason
Gooper Blooper: especially when me and goopsbro were growing up, whenever we both showed up at the same time he wanted us to compare heights
Gooper Blooper: Even just last year we compared heights for him
RubyChao: who won
Gooper Blooper: Goopsbro wound up passing me by an inch or two when all was said and done
RubyChao: wow, goopsbro is tall
Gooper Blooper: All the men in my family are/were tall
Gooper Blooper: on my mom's side, that is
Worlds Shortest Spy: Grandpa Goops and Art Donovan on commentary
Worlds Shortest Spy: "HOW MUCH DOES THIS GUY WEIGH?" "HOW TALL IS HE?"
Gooper Blooper: oh god spy
Gooper Blooper: you do not want Grandpa Goops on commentary
Gooper Blooper: just trust me on this one
RubyChao: would he yell at every moment
RubyChao: no matter how unexciting it is
Gooper Blooper: No, he would wander off into completely unrelated tangents that are utterly fascinating to him but everyone else is like "why is he even telling a story about something this banal"
RubyChao: hahahahah
Gooper Blooper: He can get ten minutes of conversation out of a trip to the dollar store for peanut butter
Worlds Shortest Spy: So still better than the WWE's current commentary
Gooper Blooper: yeah probably, at least he wouldn't bury the workers
---
Bree: too bad you got OR and decided to play an admin from Aqua, huh? :U
RubyChao: yup :V
Bree: ya big ol' derp
RubyChao quickly rushes to change the profile to Courtney instead
Bree: lel
RubyChao: in retrospect maybe i shoulda joined the sapphire side
RubyChao: ONLY ONE THING TO DO NOW
RubyChao proceeds to look for Okuu fanart, which is somehow the one thing to do now despite having nothing to do with the above
---
Cornwind Evil: Ack
Cornwind Evil: I must run off to do RL stuff that must be done this late!
Cornwind Evil: .....which is still legal, just like last time!
Bree: cornwind with those totally-not-questionable-at-all late night errands
RubyChao: cw specifying that just makes it more suspicious :V
Jumpropeman: late night is the only time Cornwind does something that isn't illegal
---
Gooper Blooper: hi
Harpy: hi
RubyChao: ih
Gooper Blooper: http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2000/ga000601.gif
---
RubyChao: i had this ridiculous tenshi related thought recently
RubyChao: are people ready
ivel: nope but say it anyway :D
Gooper Blooper: I'm always ready
Bree: it's a common occurrence, huh ruby
RubyChao: yes i think of tenshi a lot lel
Gooper Blooper: teshni
RubyChao: tenshi is captured by a villain who is not adverse to using torture. she's tied to the table! they've got a buzzsaw ready to cut off a limb! THEY'RE ABOUT TO-
RubyChao: buzzsaw connects with tenshi's skin
RubyChao: stalls out, trying and failing to cut, until eventually it just stops
Bree: it breaks?
RubyChao: tenshi unharmed
Bree: yes
RubyChao: villain's just like "fuck"
Gooper Blooper: What's the given reason for Tenshi being so durable? Is she one with her rocks or something?
RubyChao: it's a side-effect of being a celestial iirc, in part because celestial peaches confer durability on those who eat them
RubyChao: and since tenshi has eaten a LOT of celestial peaches
RubyChao: ...yes, this means tenshi's parents would be durable too but unlike their daughter they feel no need to prove it
Gooper Blooper: Don't let Ariel find out about this
Gooper Blooper: she'll never stop eating them
Bree: *Ariel eats a hundred peaches a day for a week*
Bree: *next boss fight*
Bree: *KOed in first post*
Jumpropeman: she'll finally look like the rest of her sisters with that diet :D
Gooper Blooper: "But peaches are good for you!" *holding bucket of 200*
Bree: she liquefies the peaches and just drinks 'em down all day every day
RubyChao: it's like that one picture with tenshi and remilia in MILLIONS OF PEACHES
Bree: wearing one of those beer-holder hats
RubyChao: but with ariel and tenshi
RubyChao: and ariel's trying to eat ALL OF THEM
Bree: but what if
Bree: what if
Bree: tenshi bestowed the peaches upon viola
Bree: as a gift
RubyChao: here we go, this one
RubyChao: just imagine ariel in the background trying to eat a whole mountain of them
RubyChao: she's given peaches to viola, but only a few
Bree: but did viola eat them
Jumpropeman: there will obviously be one dramatic event where Viola is about to get killed by the bad guy and no one can stop and suddenly her latent tank powers kick in
Jumpropeman: i are english badly today
Gooper Blooper: it's foreshadowed all season by Tenshi mentioning the peaches' power early on and Viola seen munching on one every so often
Jumpropeman: actually, viola doesn't eat any peaches. She just gets the power from so many smooches from Tenshi
Bree: peachy kisses
Bree: squee
Harpy: lel
Bree: I wonder if they still have power if you use them in recipes
Bree: like Viola's new favorite food becomes peach cobbler
Bree: or peach pie
Bree: or mango-orange-peach smoothies
Gooper Blooper: peach cakes
Bree: or fruit salad
Gooper Blooper: sarahtank
Harpy: does that mean Peach is impossible for Bowser to harm
RubyChao: viola eats literally nothing without peaches the entire year
Harpy: *shot*
RubyChao: *looks up tenshi's 2huwiki article*
RubyChao: apparently tenshi can cause landslides too
Jumpropeman: *makes notes for FYM*
RubyChao: sarah becomes tenshi-level tank
RubyChao: tenshi gets mad because now everyone else is tankier than her and what's she got going for her
Jumpropeman: not the food stuff, the landslides
Jumpropeman: okay, the food stuff too
Gooper Blooper: lel
RubyChao: in obligatory #comeuppance
RubyChao: tenshi is taken out by her own landslide
RubyChao: wait, i just thought of the best #comeuppance for bbb5
RubyChao: tenshi is defeated when someone takes her out after tanking all her moves
RubyChao: and they got the tankiness from peaches
Draco snrks.
Bree: it's rude to snrk in public, draco
Bree: where are your manners
Harpy: *snort*
Draco bleats.
Worlds Shortest Spy: Snrking is rude
Worlds Shortest Spy: Snorting is worse
RubyChao: I can't stay around these people AAAAAH
Jumpropeman: *shniggle shnort*
Worlds Shortest Spy: The one true way to show disdain?
RubyChao crashes through the window
Worlds Shortest Spy: Chuckling
Harpy: baaaaaaa
Bree: harpy confirmed for M Sheep
RubyChao: ha, this one person did "utsuho and tenshi in swimsuits together"
Draco: Unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle.
RubyChao: pit and viola intensify in the background
---
Jumpropeman: "I have this character, he's gay, and he is the most funniest person EVER. He has these things called "Zero Moments" that's when he has a spasm and has a laugh attack on the floor and makes RANDOM noises. He's a fail.. but I need some more quotes he can say... something really funny, random, and maybe some gay ones...?
Right now the quotes he says is "Say what, say whaaat?", "Oh Shniggle shnort!", and "Oh my god, so scrumpsious...!"
He also does t5his nreally weird thing with his tounge.... like hes trying to be sexy... lmao.... But yeah...
So could some of you give me some FUNNY, RANDOM ann some GAY quotes, PLEASE!!!
Thanks you so much!""
Draco flees.
---
RubyChao: reminder: this girl tried to destroy gensokyo
SteelKomodo: :3
Monsterkarts: tiny burd
Draco: D'awww....who's a little murderpocalypse in the making? You is! You is! =D
---
Bree: can I just say how delightful Del and SK's voices are
Bree: Del is talking in Ventrilo and he's so British and nerdy-sounding
Bree: it's fucking best
Monsterkarts: oh gosh
Monsterkarts: thank you bree
Monsterkarts sends a hug
Bree: yay
Bree sends a hug back
Bree: I just think you sound adorable lel
Monsterkarts: thank
---
RubyChao: agnes, is anyone here the worst?
RubyChao: (i have been waiting for a chance to link this)
Harpy: ruby why
Gooper Blooper: unacceptable
---
RubyChao: so does just everything ever in BK have eyes
RubyChao: and talk
RubyChao: cause it seems like it
SteelKomodo: pretty much everything :U
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, pretty much
Gooper Blooper: People make jokes about the hills in Mario having eyes. Those people did not play Banjo-Kazooie.
---
Gooper Blooper: All CW powerups are very powerful but have awful drawbacks. I'll take weaker-but-reliable every time
Cornwind Evil: Hey, I think I gave out a fire flower and it was fine
Cornwind Evil: ...I don't know if it was ever used
Gooper Blooper: yeah the fire flower was cool
M Sheep: I love awful drawbacks!
M Sheep: I mean, wait
M Sheep: Hello!
M Sheep: Yes, that was the thing I meant to say
---
Harpy: well i can tell you right now that Xavier is about to clean house with the Kobber bar desserts
Harpy: giant triple chocolate chocolate chip chocolate filled brownie with several scoops of chocolate and vanilla ice cream, chocolate and caramel syrup, chocolate sprinkles, more syrup, and chocolate shavings
SteelKomodo: Harpls
Gooper Blooper: *SARAH INTENSIFIES*
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Gooper Blooper: >19 notes
Gooper Blooper: Supra Lotty Wintre is taking off
RubyChao: raymoo
RubyChao: raymoo
Gooper Blooper: I actually made an eleventh panel that I couldn't add due to Tumblr's ten pic limit
RubyChao: pls show
Gooper Blooper: here it is
RubyChao: goodbye raymoo
SteelKomodo: no lotty
SteelKomodo: fuck off lotty
---
M Sheep: Oh wait, I suddenly remembered, I dreamed about RP night before last
M Sheep: I blame the fever
M Sheep: the dream starred everyone's favorite utility character;
Gooper Blooper: =O
RubyChao: gasp!
M Sheep: I was in this sort of weird waking dream state, or I kept falling asleep and waking up rapidly. I'd read the forum while I was asleep and then compose my response while I was awake, and falling back asleep was like hitting "send"
Gooper Blooper: forums IN THE FUTURE
M Sheep: And I was even arguing with myself while I was awake as to how none of this made sense: We hadn't started the season yet, also sending messages with the power of brain apparantly
SteelKomodo: Oh lawd
M Sheep: But the other half of brain would go "HURRY UP AND POST, YOU'RE MISSING STUFF", so the dream kept going
M Sheep: and I know Brinehammer was there because his post knocked the one I was working on to the next page
M Sheep: Anyway, it was the "Serious Business" thread, I think, and Widow Maker was meeting some new JRM character who seeemd suspiciously like a human Borax Kid in a dramatically dark meeting room a the top of some building
Gooper Blooper: that definitely sounds like srs bsns
M Sheep: might have been a skyscraper, and it was turning to night outside. For some reason, there are these light poles that stretch up to this office, and business guy and Widow Maker are interrupted by a this writing mass of flies that turn into these molten fireflies as they swarm the poles, plasma and electricity swirling about them
M Sheep: and I'm so mad about this bit, because it was a fucking beautiful piece of writing that I will never actually be able to produce
M Sheep: this is office illuminated by this mass like a living sunset, and then is snuffed out as the entire wondow/glass wall facing this is blotted out by flies that create this encroaching darkness that throws the meeting back into darkness as the buzzing darkness approaches Widow Maker and guy
M Sheep: near the front of the mass is a barely seen shape that reveals itself to be Beelzebub
M Sheep: In keeping with my unofficial rule of Beelzebub being in a different form every time he appears, this is Sandman incarnation. A giant fly's head on two human legs
SteelKomodo: aw shit Beelzebub got a mid-season upgrade
M Sheep: And then everything goes to Hell as Cornwind bad guys attack the building, aided by Spy's characters who appear to be Luigi and Mario with rave outlines and plasma powers
Gooper Blooper: spy's gonna have to hear that
M Sheep: NotLuigi was called Green Line or something like that and did all the talking
SteelKomodo: Oh god it's another SMBZ knockoff D:
Bree: sounds like ZFRP to me
M Sheep: And then Ven turns the thing into WW III as he starts RPing building security and people off the street or something
M Sheep: just total anarchy
M Sheep: and it was ridiculous enough that somebody, probably Bree, made a post having a portion of the flies bussing tables and things for the waitress she's planning to RP
M Sheep: And then THAT somehow morphed into these characters called the Shatterglass Waitresses or something, which Bree did come up with in the dream, who were these beings made of glass who just went about their jobs in the midst of INTENSE SERIOUS ACTION to get shattereed to bits and still continue what they were doing like invisible phantoms
M Sheep: And everybody thinks this was the most hilarious thing ever some reason, and they immediately became very popular characters
M Sheep: I blame the fever
M Sheep: AND THEN I WOKE UP
RubyChao: yep, these are some pure sheep dreams
Gooper Blooper: now we must wonder:
Gooper Blooper: did sheep see the future?
Bree: brb rping waitresses made of glass
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M Sheep: Oh yeah, Tenshi could use a hammer and keystones in really interesting ways
Cornwind Evil: I BET SHE COULD *eyebrow waggle*
Cornwind Evil is shot
M Sheep: Cw
M Sheep: why
RubyChao: tenshi no those don't go there
Gooper Blooper: I did not expect that kind of joke from CW
Bree: every now and then he reveals his inner lewd
Bree: (and then is promptly arrested and jailed for indecent exposure)
M Sheep: That's going in your Permanent Record, CW!
M Sheep uncaps red marker
Del: mother of god
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M Sheep: Excuse me, distracted by drugs
M Sheep: read: Girl Scout Cookies
RubyChao: but really, they aren't far from being the same thing
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Harpy: >your ORAS girlfriend according to your sign!
Harpy: OH MY GOD I'M DATING KEVVY
Draco: Oh my! <3
SteelKomodo: Oh lawd
Harpy: ivel got pikachu
Draco: .....
Draco: Harpy confirmed Pikachu, Ivel confirmed performer?
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M Sheep: Oh, I probably should have mentioned much earlier, that I threw up some character stuff for 2015
M Sheep: Man, I am apparently even more out of it than usual
M Sheep: I think put up two teaser images
M Sheep descends back into inanity
RubyChao: oh god
RubyChao: that pig
RubyChao: I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE
Gooper Blooper: Junko looks nothing at all like the usual M Sheep character and in fact looks like someone me or Harpy would play, therefore I am 86 million percent sure she's the scariest one of them all
M Sheep: Ahahahahaha
M Sheep: I can't stop laughing
M Sheep: Ahahahah
Gooper Blooper: Never mind the clawed guy with the face that's falling apart
Gooper Blooper: he's a decoy
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RubyChao: i watched too many cooks a while back
RubyChao: i liked it
M Sheep: Eeeey!
M Sheep: Welcome to the club
M Sheep: That'll be 5:00 for your entrance fee
Draco: 5 o'clock?
M Sheep squints at what he just wrote
M Sheep: Apparently
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Jumpropeman: I was like "I'll use the offseason to beat a bunch of games!" and then Final Fantasy 14 came into my life
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RubyChao: i wonder
RubyChao: what would viola's reaction be if she found out that the biggest fanon portrayal of tenshi is someone who gets beaten and loves it
Gooper Blooper: 1) check with tenshi to see if it's true
Gooper Blooper: 2) create and encourage fanwork that does not advocate masotenshi
Harpy: yaaay
Jumpropeman: The Committee for the Betterment of Tenshi Fanart
M Sheep: 3) make out
Gooper Blooper: 3) ??? 4) profit
Harpy: down with masotenshi
M Sheep: I mean
M Sheep: what
M Sheep sweats
RubyChao: the created fanwork has a strong undercurrent of 2spooky
RubyChao: viola can't break all her habits
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Bree: Leafsong is 15 so pls behave around her
M Sheep makes "What, me?!" face
Draco: Yes, ma'am. (o_o)7
Draco throws Dirk out an airlock.
Cornwind Evil: TESTICLES
Draco throws Cornwind down a flight of airlocks.
INHALE
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