Crinwnd Evil: This is me rtrying to type without my glasses on
Harpy: you did pretty well typing that out without your glasses
Tableter: You're close
SteelKomodo: not bad!
Crinwnd Evil: I have to virtually presses my head to the screen to see
Harpy: nearsighted, farsighted, or astigma- okay so it sounds like severe nearsightedness
Harpy: disclaimer: I am not an eye doctor
Crinwnd Evil: Bearsifghted U Belecve
Harpy: I SUFFER FROM BEARSIGHTEDNESS
Harpy: ALL I CAN SEE ARE BEARS
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
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Gooper Blooper: meanwhile, checked twitch to see what, if anything, was on Bazza's channel
Gooper Blooper: Someone is playing a Scribblenauts game
Gooper Blooper: He attempted to solve a puzzle by creating Hulk Hogan (who is in fact in the game) and gave him a saxophone
Harpy: lel
Gooper Blooper: Unfortunately, when he tried to place an american flag behind Hogan he took the flag and killed an NPC with it, causing a game over
Harpy: welp
Gooper Blooper: chat explodes into "NEW WORLD ORDER" and "HULK TURNED HEEL"
Breetannia: lel
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: god dammit scribblenauts
Gooper Blooper: he had to give a scientist a "fellow member of the scientific community" to talk with, so he typed in "smart CM Punk" and a little CM Punk wearing a grad cap appeared
Gooper Blooper: it worked
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: amazing
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SteelKomodo: so um
SteelKomodo: remember in an old blog post years ago
SteelKomodo: where I came up with the title "Sky Sharks"?
Gooper Blooper: literally zoofights 1
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Breetannia: Dirk, the day after Pitsuho wedding: "...hey bro, do you think she'll lay eggs, or do it the conventional way?"
Breetannia: Pit: DIRK PLS
SteelKomodo: XD
RubyChao: goddammit dirk
Gooper Blooper: All signs indicate okuu is doing the latter, but then it turns out the big dramatic PUSH PUUUUSSSHH scene is just to lay a really big egg
RubyChao: "...So do we have to wait an extra month, now?"
Cornwind Evil: Well that was a great thing to come back to
Gooper Blooper: Cornwind, master of timing
Breetannia: #timing
SteelKomodo: #Timing
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Harpy: "HEY YOU WANNA PUNCH A GOD? MAYBE DATE A STATE? MAKE A GIANT UNDEAD MANATEE WRESTLE A GIANT EGOISTIC DINOSAUR?!? IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, ZOOFIGHTS RP MAY BE THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR YOU!*"
Harpy: *please consult a doctor for your perscription of derp
Harpy: "HERE AT ZOOFIGHTS RP, LONG AS YOU GOT THE THOUGHTS, YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN! ITS A WAY TO LET THAT MONSTER TRUCK OF AN IMAGINATION RUN LOOSE! WE GOT EVERYTHING TO SATISFY EVEN THE BLOODTHIRSTIEST OF PEOPLE! LIKE CUDDLY, FLUFFY THINGS? WE GOT THAT TOO! WATCH AS A WHITE MAGE AND A PALADIN GET MARRIED AND EAT A GODDAMN SEVEN LAYER CAKE FOR ALL I CARE! AND THE BEST PART IS, YOU GET TO DO ALL THIS WITH OTHER PEOPLE! PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO WORK WITH YOU TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS OF BECOMING THE MOST BITCHIN' HERO WHO CAN'T STOP KILLING PEOPLE WITH THE POWER OF DOKI DOKIS OR WHATEVER COME TRUE!"
Harpy: "GOTTA ASK PEOPLE FOR PERMISSION FOR CERTAIN THINGS, THOUGH! YOU CAN'T JUST WAVE YOUR DICK AROUND AND SLAP PEOPLE WITH IT LIKE SOME SORT OF LUNATIC! ITS A COLLAB NOT YOUR BIGGEST WANKFEST ABOUT HOW AMAZING YOU ARE OR YOUR OWN PERSONAL FANFICTION! WORK WITH PEOPLE, MAN!"
Far Traveler: As far as I've been made aware, Bree has never slapped someone with her genitalia. :v -on reading Harp's statement- So; good work, that. Keep it up.
Harpy: "SYMPTOMS OF ZOOFIGHTS ROLEPLAY MAY INCLUDE ACTUALLY FEELING SOMETHING IN THAT SORRY SACK OF MUSCLE YOU CALL A HEART, EMOTIONAL INVESTMENTS IN TINY CRABPEOPLE, THE URGE TO MAKE 20 DIFFERENT PEOPLE SO YOU CAN HIT ON THAT ONE SUCCUBUS CHICK FOREVER, THE TEMPTATION TO GET INTO AN ARGUMENT ABOUT WHETHER ASS OR TITS ARE BETTER, AND THE URGE TO SCREAM ABOUT VOMIT!!!!"
Harpy: "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR TODAY TO SEE IF ZOOFIGHTS ROLEPLAY IS RIGHT FOR YOUUUUUU"
Gooper Blooper: "THE URGE TO MAKE 20 DIFFERENT PEOPLE SO YOU CAN HIT ON THAT ONE SUCCUBUS CHICK FOREVER"
Gooper Blooper: you know
Gooper Blooper: she hasn't made the Widow Maker/Sarah/Silence tier yet from what I know, but I get the feeling Harpy likes Lily
RubyChao: >implyng she isn't talking about morgan :I
Harpy: i liked lily because she's like me
Harpy: that is all
Harpy: i won't make like 20 characters to hit on her, sonia is enough
Gooper Blooper: harplily
Harpy: you see, the last three letters of lily's name
Harpy: stands for "i love you"
Harpy: :U
RubyChao: i've already got my character having a thing with a goops character even if she's maximum tsun about it
RubyChao: ...also tenshi did hit on a succubus once
RubyChao: but not that one, lel
Harpy: i have plans for romance this year
Harpy: gonna get both xaviers some dates
Breetannia: oh my god harpy's advertisement was best I can't stop laughing
Breetannia: can't
Breetannia: stop
Breetannia: help me
Harpy: take a deep breath
RubyChao: ok
Harpy: and say it out loud
RubyChao: MAYBE A STORY WILL HELP YOU STOP LAUGHING
RubyChao: it's called "The Ugly Barnacle"-
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SteelKomodo: I might just make BeckXMelody a thing because why the hell not
Breetannia: YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Cornwind Evil: "Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq."
Cornwind Evil: "its now 2017, and Charlie Brown and his friends never saw the Decepticons again."
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bigger fart: I still love the canon backstory for why the Majin race is even a thing
SteelKomodo: oh?
bigger fart: Its literally just this:
bigger fart: Mr. Satan was teaching Buu how to read
bigger fart: Naturally, being Mr. Satan, he used some adult books
SteelKomodo: HERCULE PLS
SteelKomodo: or, more accurately, DIRKULE PLS
bigger fart: So Buu thinks "hey, women are pretty cool" and decides to invent them
bigger fart: Just literally splits a woman off of himself
bigger fart: Then they continue splitting to have millions of babies
bigger fart: The end
SteelKomodo: oh god Buu why
bigger fart: Because he can
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Darkest Del: http://i.imgur.com/ghlnOYT.jpg
SteelKomodo: del what is this
Darkest Del: its some dudes talking about their ideal girl
SteelKomodo: oh, i c
Darkest Del: i like how one dude is thinking
Harpy: my ideal girl is a steak clearly
SteelKomodo: hahaha
SteelKomodo: my fave is the knight-style foot at the bottom
SteelKomodo: because you have to wonder how can that be the ideal girl of a dude with a ridiculous punk hairdo
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RubyChao: "He stopped at the Panera Bread, where Falco was sitting in a pile of bread."
SteelKomodo: I guess Falco was real hungry for bread that day
RubyChao: i just like imagining it as a pile of bread on the floor
RubyChao: falco sitting in it
RubyChao: and everyone else in the store is like "...what" but they don't really want to get blasted so they just kind of
RubyChao: navigate around him
Gooper Blooper: man I haven't seen a HANDS OFF MY BREAD joke in years
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RubyChao: are people ready for
RubyChao: the story of why me and goops are friends
SteelKomodo: yes
Gooper Blooper: :3
RubyChao: it all started a long time ago
RubyChao: when goops made a little game with rpg maker
Gooper Blooper: *wavy flashback effect*
SteelKomodo: ooh
RubyChao: it was very much a First Time Game and showed it (that's why it's not getting linked lol), but it was a way to kill a few hours
RubyChao: now, eventually, a mutual friend was mucking around with some rpg maker stuff, and he wanted people to betatest it (it was modding the Goopsgame)
RubyChao: one of those volunteers was me! and so i played the game and enjoyed it, and fiddled in the testing stuff a bit
RubyChao: and eventually i got interested in "what if i modded my own thing onto this", so i decided "i'll try it"
RubyChao: now, modding my own thing onto it was incredibly obviously unpolished, and i ended up never finishing it as a result
RubyChao: HOWEVER: the important part is, RPG maker questions set me and goops to talking, and we branched out to talking about other things too, and now we're fast friends
RubyChao: which means rpg maker is responsible twice over for me being at ZFRP
RubyChao: and now you know the story
Harpy: gasp
RubyChao: (the other being the already-told story of SaRahPG being the reason why i started reading ZFRP)
SteelKomodo: aw yiss
Gooper Blooper: and as a postscript, the reason I got RPG Maker in the first place was because I wanted to make a game starring a white mage because no such game existed
Gooper Blooper: it's all proto-sarah's fault
SteelKomodo: :3
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RubyChao: oh, did i ever mention the sad news and the good news about that Quality RP from a long time back
RubyChao: ...ok nevermind i misremembered the good news
RubyChao: i only have sad news
SteelKomodo: oh dear D:
RubyChao: it died
RubyChao: and the wayback machine does NOT have a bunch of #quality posts preserved for future generations
Gooper Blooper: noooo
SteelKomodo: ;_;
RubyChao: what will we do without such gems as "my characters stare"
Gooper Blooper: RIP "My characters stare."
Gooper Blooper: 2slow
Gooper Blooper: at least we have a direct quote to remember it by, unlike those unfeeling bastards at the creepypasta wiki
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Harpy: ivel made a horrible pun today (well actually it was good but)
Harpy: i was looking at what one of my MMOs implemented today for the ~limited edition pet COME GET IT TODAAAAAY~ thing they usually do
Harpy: they were celebrating the year of the sheep by allowing people to get their own little sheepy pet that can TURN INTO CLOUDS
Harpy: one of them looks like this (or can look like that)
Harpy: and i was like "this one reminds me of Gluttony"
Harpy: and he said "So... are you gonna name it Muttony?"
Gooper Blooper: ivel truly is a keeper
Harpy: [7:47:33 PM] HarpyKuro: told goops the joke
[7:47:40 PM] HarpyKuro: and he said "ivel truly is a keeper"
[7:47:43 PM] Ivelchild: welp
[7:47:46 PM] Ivelchild: a DUNGEON KEEPER
[7:50:09 PM] HarpyKuro: ...kinky?
SteelKomodo: aw shit he remembers dungeon keeper
SteelKomodo: tell him I said he's awesome for that
Harpy: he has dungeon keeper 1 and 2
Gooper Blooper: the ivel dungeon is filled with comfy pillows, video games, and chocolate bars
SteelKomodo: yay :D
Harpy: i'm not sure how that would inspire anybody to talk aside from talking about their problems
Gooper Blooper: the ivel dungeon is not about torture
Harpy: the ivel dungeon also has dinosaurs chickens
Gooper Blooper: it's about courting the wild harpy
SteelKomodo: hahaha
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Harpy: bebby sophie?
Gooper Blooper: my client conquered the teddy
SteelKomodo: hahaha
RubyChao: bah gawd that teddy's broken in half
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Draco: I had some time to think earlier today and I came to a conclusion: I don't hate all of my RPs.
Draco: Stuff with Draco is awesome.
RubyChao: :D
Draco: Stuff without Draco sucks.
King Kitano Baika-sai: tell that to Vina
Draco: I will.
Vina joined the chat
Vina: Yo.
Draco: Vina, RP without Draco is lame, including RPs with you.
Vina shoots Draco and takes over Dracoplot.
Vina left the chat
Gooper Blooper: *Draco the character is made to look lame*
Gooper Blooper: *is saved all thanks to Vina, The Best Character Ever*
Draco: I'm pretty sure that title already belongs to Viola.
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Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: Why am I doing this to myself
RubyChao: tell us spy
RubyChao: tell us the whole sordid story
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: All the WWE chars have really buff upper bodies with tiny stubby Flintstone legs
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: So it looks like they all lost their torsos or something
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: Just pecs -> legs
RubyChao: take a picture
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: Okay they still have torsos, but they still look so . . . smushed
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: Look at John Cenastone
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: Look at the pain in his tiny, beady Barney Rubble eyes
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: Fred you idiot, you're late to work and just headbutted your boss
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: This is a TERRIBLE time to ask for a vacation
SteelKomodo: Fred has no sense of timing
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: Barney your voice sounds weird who's voice acting you
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: Also his shirt is like neon red now
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: IT'S CM *REDACTED*
SteelKomodo: CM Punkrock?
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: mhm
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: "It's takedown time"
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: Guess they had to get around The Thing's copyright somehow
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: CM Punkrock is basically a schoolyard bully its amazing
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: And so Vince McMagma invests in Fred Flintstone so he can invent pro wrestling
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: They left that part out of the history books
RubyChao: is that really his name
RubyChao: vince mcmagma
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: Yes
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: Also The Undertaker is gold in this
Spy But Wearing A Goku Wig: . . . We didn't need that Taker ass shot movie D:
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Harpy: [2:21:48 PM] Ivelchild: "When Alex boards a red-eye flight from New York to Los Angeles, he expects nothing more than another boring business trip. Little does Alex know that the plane itself will soon lead him on a life changing journey of erotic, gay passion.
After learning about the plane’s side business as a blackjack card counter, Alex agrees to meet the billionaire aircraft at his luxurious Beverly Hills mansion. But when things start to heat up by the pool, Alex is taught a lesson in more than just counting cards."
[2:22:23 PM] Ivelchild: this is from that gay plane book apparently, and since one of you has a char named Alex
SteelKomodo: ...uuuuuum
Tableter: Hahahaha
SteelKomodo: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
Tableter: Hahahahahahahaha
Gooper Blooper: Sarah devastated
Gooper Blooper: "he left me for a plane D:"
RubyChao: ALEX NO
Harpy: this is what i wake up to
Harpy: goddamn it ivel
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RubyChao: just... well, she's definitely not chilling
Gooper Blooper: we can't relax now, PIRATES
SteelKomodo: that's one hell of a hot tub
Gooper Blooper: why did I just get this mental image
RubyChao: oh?
Gooper Blooper: Josephine invites Dirk to see her new hot tub, he comes over, it's a normal tub and sephine is in it. "This isn't a hot tub." "It's a tub with me in it, this is as hot as it gets Dirky"
RubyChao: hahahahah jo
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
SteelKomodo: "...fair enough!"
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Gooper Blooper: not much is happening tonight
Gooper Blooper: aside from yuugi in a seal costume
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Malevolence: I admit to the fact that I have not now nor never been able to smell 'what the Rock was cooking', as far as dinner is concerned. .-. I feel this is probably a severe medical or personal issue on my part. :P
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Gooper Blooper: BOLD PREDICTION: Someone gets into something for the first time during the season and shortly afterward does a fite club or BBBBP featuring a character from said thing
RubyChao: please, goops
RubyChao: like THAT'LL ever happen
RubyChao kicks the Kinnikuman fite club guys and Avdol under the rug
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Archiving Anachronism: Goodnight.
King International Polar Bear: don't let the bed bugs bite, or begin an insurrection and reclaim the land that is rightfully theirs
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iDel joined the chat
SteelKomodo: yo del
iDel: Cookie dough pizza
ivel: gimme
iDel: ITS A GIANT COOKIE
SteelKomodo: ...god, that makes the pizza I had look tame :<
ivel eats the pizza
iDel: With brownies and toffee sauce
iDel: And Ice cream
SteelKomodo: oh lawd stoppit
SteelKomodo: my mouth is watering
iDel: I'm ded
iDel: And am now a skellington
SteelKomodo: hahaha
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Harpy: here's some weird shit from super sentai
(later)
Cornwind Evil: I know at least some of those Sentai gifs from the adult parody (as in, for adults, not porn) show they made as a tribute for the show's 35th anniversary.
Cornwind Evil: The best part of the parody show was the villain names
Cornwind Evil: Some Sentai teams had some truly ridiculous villain group names
Cornwind Evil: Like "Machine Empire Black Magma"
Cornwind Evil: Or "Reconstructive Experiment Empire Mess"
Cornwind Evil: Or "Dark Science Empire Deathdark"
SteelKomodo: thank god Shadow Line is a sensible one
Cornwind Evil: So the parody series first villain group was called "Blatantly Evil Guerrilla Marketing Firm B"
Gooper Blooper: perfect
Gooper Blooper: I especially like how the "B" implies there are multiples, all cleanly organized and ripe for hero dismantling
Cornwind Evil: And the second was called "Neo Dimensional Intellectual Remodeling Underground True Empire of Baros lol"
RubyChao: is
RubyChao: is "lol" really part of the name
ivel: amazing
ivel: I looked it up and yes it is
ivel: yes it is
SteelKomodo: lol
RubyChao: lol
ivel: lol
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ivel: "'how do you Do It?' puts players in the role of an 11-year-old girl whose mother has just stepped out for an errand. The girl immediately grabs her dolls and furtively attempts to figure out how sex works using these plastic surrogates."
ivel: HOW IS THIS A THING ON STEAM
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Harpy: alright
Harpy asked Chatzy to choose between soup and cereal. Chatzy chose: cereal
Harpy: chatzy i am starting to think you have a bias
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iKomodo: There is a book
iKomodo: that I want to read so badly
iKomodo: it is called (brace yourselves) Sharcano
ivel: sounds like a bad Syfy movie
Gooper Blooper: is it a shark that is part volcano, or a volcano that spews sharks
ivel: about a shark volcano
iKomodo: it is basically a SyFy film in novel form and I never knew I wanted it until I read a preview on Amazon
iKomodo: the latter, goops
iKomodo: volcanos that spew lava sharks that might also be from hell
ivel: not sure which would be more dangerous
Gooper Blooper: beautiful
ivel: Volcano that spews sharks that spew volcanos
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ivel: doing a Hunger Games simulator
ivel: I decided to use chars already on the site to test it out, Total Drama Hunger Games
ivel: "Justin grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty." sounds about right
(later)
Gooper Blooper: I don't know what's about to happen, but I doubt it will end well
Harpy: stag beetle no
ivel: watch as Cleffa wins
Gooper Blooper: "Mary, Lily, Morgan, and Regigigas share everything they gathered before running.
Cleffa grabs a sword.
Tyra and Construct 8 fight for a bag. Tyra gives up and retreats.
Myriam, Sarah, Josephine, and Blade share everything they gathered before running.
Thurg and Gloria fight for a bag. Gloria gives up and retreats.
Dr. Bulgrave breaks Viola's nose for a basket of bread.
Skeiron grabs a sword.
Browny takes a handful of throwing knives.
Ariel grabs a sword.
Silence and DJ Candy fight for a bag. Silence gives up and retreats.
Helios snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Celestia clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Stag Beetle bashes Widow Maker's head in with a mace."
Harpy: widow maker got the short end of the stick
Gooper Blooper: lots of text so I'll just quote the best ones
Gooper Blooper: "Lily fishes."
Gooper Blooper: "Sarah and Josephine work together to drown Browny."
iKomodo: D:
Harpy: HOW DO THEY DROWN A ROBOT
Harpy: did lily catch a sonia
Gooper Blooper: "Gloria stalks Cleffa."
iKomodo: Murdersephine
Gooper Blooper: Sonia has made the wise decision of staying far away from this sordid affair
Gooper Blooper: "Thurg and Regigigas work together to drown Celestia."
iKomodo: D:
Harpy: Sonia is actually Lily's sponsor
Gooper Blooper: and then it ends with the completely anticlimactic "Blade is pricked by several thorns while picking berries."
iKomodo: Pfffft
Gooper Blooper: wids definitely wouldn't have gotten last place if this was real
Gooper Blooper: "Viola, Silence, Dr. Bulgrave, and Stag Beetle tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood."
Gooper Blooper: Viola sure, but half of these characters are mute
Gooper Blooper: spooky charades, I guess
Harpy: silence mimes out a ghost story
Gooper Blooper: "Thurg accidentally detonates a land mine while trying to arm it."
Gooper Blooper: thurg not understand fancy-pants machine
Harpy: thurg knows nothing about machines
Gooper Blooper: "Gloria is awoken by nightmares.
Ariel stays awake all night."
Gooper Blooper: warning, hunger games simulator may cause sads
Gooper Blooper: "Regigigas stabs Mary with a tree branch.
Helios bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Skeiron defeats Morgan in a fight, but spares her life."
Harpy: helios you're a white mage how the fuck
Gooper Blooper: "Sarah and Dr. Bulgrave fight Blade and Lily. Blade and Lily survive."
Harpy: gigas you don't need a tree branch to kill Mary
Gooper Blooper: white mages dropping like flies
Harpy: sarah plz
Gooper Blooper: 16 goopychars left, who will win the big goop brawl
Gooper Blooper: "Blade destroys Construct 8's supplies while he is asleep."
Gooper Blooper: blade's a dick, film at 11
Gooper Blooper: "Stag Beetle, Skeiron, Regigigas, and DJ Candy raid Construct 8's camp while he is hunting."
Gooper Blooper: everyone's ganging up on construct 8
Harpy: they know that if he goes full ham, they're screwed
Harpy: except maybe Regigigas
Gooper Blooper: If Gigas makes it to Day 6 it's all over
Gooper Blooper: "Viola sets an explosive off, killing Lily, Silence, and Myriam."
Gooper Blooper: BAH GAWD IT'S A SEASON 4 MASSACRE
Harpy: LILY NO
Harpy: and Viola uses their ghosts to her advantage lol j/k
Gooper Blooper: "Cleffa receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor."
Gooper Blooper: hi sammy
Harpy: lel
Gooper Blooper: "Blade thinks about winning."
Gooper Blooper: "Josephine decapitates Construct 8 with a sword."
Gooper Blooper: "Morgan looks at the night sky."
Gooper Blooper: :<
Harpy: brosephine goin ham
Harpy: Morgan misses Lily :c
Gooper Blooper: "Cleffa shoots an arrow into Viola's head."
Gooper Blooper: WHEN GOOD POGEYS GO BAD
Harpy: DUN DUUUN
Gooper Blooper: "Cleffa receives clean water from an unknown sponsor."
Gooper Blooper: cleffa getting all the donations
RubyChao: viola whyyyy
Gooper Blooper: "Blade dies trying to escape the arena."
Gooper Blooper: he was doing well, too
Gooper Blooper: "Skeiron fends Josephine, Morgan, and Regigigas away from his fire."
Gooper Blooper: winning a 3-on-1 like it ain't no thing
iKomodo: Sorry, got distracted
iKomodo: watching dumb vids again
Gooper Blooper: "Josephine forces Ariel to kill Stag Beetle or Skeiron. She decides to kill Stag Beetle."
Harpy: i wonder if i should reaaaally have coffee this late
RubyChao: skeiron OP
Gooper Blooper: decaf coffee maybe
Harpy: good bye stag beetle
Harpy: i lack any sort of decaf coffee
RubyChao: you should show us the next stats screen
RubyChao: so we can see how few are alive
ivel: then no
Harpy: i'm not sure if I would like decaf. well, if it tastes different
RubyChao: also if i ever did this with rubychars
Gooper Blooper: 9 left
RubyChao: i'm pretty sure i would have to make Patchouli and Ridley's Skull a team
iKomodo: Stag beetle no D:
Harpy: >ivel just made a guy marry himself in dynasty warriors
RubyChao: also metroid status
ivel: in the event viewer you can change the characters in it as you wish
Harpy: I thought we were going into dynasty warriors 3 sorts of shit, or was it 6 that has derps
RubyChao: got the boost ball, the space jump boots, and the first artifact
ivel: including marrying himself
Gooper Blooper: update
Harpy: SARAH NO
Harpy: ALL MY FAVORITES DIE
RubyChao: pogeys going ham
Gooper Blooper: "Ariel catches Morgan off guard and kills her."
RubyChao: i'm surprised ariel didn't die yet
Harpy: soon as you say that
Harpy: ariel kills morgan to spite you
Gooper Blooper: "Gloria passes out from exhaustion."
RubyChao: oh nooooo
iKomodo: GLORIA D:
Harpy: gloria's fine for now, she just tired
Gooper Blooper: that doesn't mean they died, Gigas passed out a few days ago
RubyChao: yeah but it makes her an easy target
Gooper Blooper: later he built a shack, so he got over it
Gooper Blooper: someone found Gloria
Gooper Blooper: but they didn't do what you'd expect
Gooper Blooper: "Cleffa begs for Gloria to kill her. She refuses, keeping Cleffa alive."
RubyChao: cleffa feels remorse
ivel: what
Harpy: Gloria can't bring herself to kill Cleffa
Gooper Blooper: "Tyra accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it."
Gooper Blooper: both members of the Holy Guild lose the same way
Gooper Blooper: "A fire spreads throughout the arena."
Harpy: oshit
Gooper Blooper: Ariel survives.
DJ Candy survives.
Skeiron survives.
Gloria survives.
The fire catches up to Cleffa, killing her.
A fireball strikes Josephine, incapacitating her.
Regigigas survives.
Harpy: I THINK THEY'RE THROUGH PLAYING AROUND
iKomodo: D:
Harpy: CLEFFA NO
Harpy: then again Cleffa wanted to die
Harpy: so eh
Gooper Blooper: timing!
Harpy: everybody i root for dies
Harpy: so i shall root for skeiron
RubyChao: meanwhile two of the six are characters i really like
Gooper Blooper: Josephine is marked as dead btw, in case "incapacitation" wasn't clear
Harpy: that was really unclear
RubyChao: yeah it made me think she was out of it
RubyChao: not
RubyChao: torched
Gooper Blooper: it is now Day 6 so Slow Start has worn off btw
Harpy: you shouldn't have said anything, NOW REGIGIGAS WILL DIE
RubyChao: and then gigas punches ariel's head clean off her shoulders
iKomodo: D:
Harpy: prediction: ariel kills regigigas
ivel: ariel punches gigas's head off, it lands on ariel killing her
Harpy: gigas doessn't have a head, his head is his entire body
ivel: exactly
Harpy: thats why it kills her
Harpy: I WAS AGREEING WITH YOU
Gooper Blooper: "DJ Candy defeats Regigigas in a fight, but spares his life."
Gooper Blooper: And now
Gooper Blooper: finally, mercifully
Gooper Blooper: "Ariel dies from an infection."
Harpy: ARIEL NO
iKomodo: D:
RubyChao: what we were all waiting for
iKomodo: the most tragic death of all ;_;
Gooper Blooper: four left: Regigigas, DJ Candy, Skeiron, and Gloria
RubyChao: i approve of this final four
Gooper Blooper: "DJ Candy, Regigigas, and Gloria discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Skeiron cries himself to sleep."
Gooper Blooper: Skeiron was sad he didn't get invited to the final four powwow
Harpy: skeiron
Harpy: you're a robot
Gooper Blooper: oh shit
Gooper Blooper: "DJ Candy decapitates Gloria with a sword.
Skeiron throws a knife into Regigigas's chest."
Gooper Blooper: BAM, final two
Harpy: oh shit
Harpy: i regret rooting for skeiron
Harpy: he's actually winning
Gooper Blooper: day 8 AKA "fak u chao"
RubyChao: ow
Harpy: right in the feels
RubyChao: owwwww
Gooper Blooper: ...
Gooper Blooper: Really, generator? That's how you want this to end?
Gooper Blooper: This is your finale.
RubyChao: let's see it
RubyChao: show us
Gooper Blooper: Well okay then
Harpy: they both died
Gooper Blooper: "DJ Candy falls into a frozen lake and drowns."
Harpy: calling it right now
RubyChao: HAHAHAHAHA
Harpy: ...I REGRET ROOTING FOR SKEIRON
RubyChao: Skeiron Wins By Doing Nothing In The Final Round
(later)
RubyChao: as you can tell i kind of started to run out of characters lel
RubyChao: (the last two come from Fite Club)
Gooper Blooper: >botwoon
Gooper Blooper: yes
Gooper Blooper: (watch him die day 1)
RubyChao: the reason i put him with iku was literally "CREATURES OF THE DEEP, UNITE"
Breetannia: no iku don't go over to the dark side
RubyChao: here we gooo
RubyChao: OH MY GOD
RubyChao: GOOPS
RubyChao: THIS IS AMAZING
RubyChao: first death:
RubyChao: "Ridley's Skull silently snaps Botwoon's neck."
RubyChao: nothing will top this
RubyChao: nothing can possibly
RubyChao: top this
Breetannia: goops' prediction correct
Gooper Blooper: might as well stop right there
Breetannia: quickly goops, predict the winner!
Breetannia: we must find out if you're psychic
Gooper Blooper: it's not getting any better
(later)
RubyChao: "Yuugi kills Random Farmer in a fit of rage.
Robot dies of dysentery."
Breetannia: you betrayed her
RubyChao: yuugi probably punched him to death
RubyChao: also i love how the ROBOT died of dysentery
Gooper Blooper: elimination in three steps
Harpy: how did robot die of dysent- ikr
Breetannia: oh my god "dies of dysentery" lel
Gooper Blooper: getting all oregon trail in this hizzy
Breetannia: death by dysentery did not happen in the book :U
(later)
RubyChao: "Patchouli kills Ridley's Skull with a hatchet." BAH GAWD
RubyChao: THE MEGA POWERS EXPLODED
RubyChao: "Checkmate bashes Utsuho's head in with a mace." okuu nooooo
RubyChao: "Tom Turbine and Iku fight Frostbite and Matt. Frostbite and Matt survive.
Dr. Nerique stabs Yuugi with a tree branch."
Gooper Blooper: welp
RubyChao: today is a terrible day to be a touhou
Gooper Blooper: *tenshi sweats*
RubyChao: "Frostbite and Lincoln Impersonator tell stories about themselves to each other." what kind of stories would the impersonator even have
Gooper Blooper: "Once, I used to impersonate Jefferson instead. Worked my way up from William Henry Harrison."
RubyChao: i keep having bursts of action/death followed by periods of nothing
RubyChao: "Frostbite falls into a pit and dies." just sort of
RubyChao: shattered on impact i guess
RubyChao: "Lincoln Impersonator and Tenshi huddle for warmth." in the afterlife, viola begins her haunting plans
RubyChao: "Dr. Nerique poisons Checkmate's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies." what a bad do-
RubyChao: "Tenshi falls into a pit and dies." NOOOOOO
Gooper Blooper: damn
Gooper Blooper: a lame way to go, too
Gooper Blooper: "IT'S NOT EVEN ORIGINALLLLLLLLLllllll" *pomf*
Harpy: pit thought she killed okuu
Harpy: he avenged her honor
Harpy: this is how i see this
RubyChao: harpy's makes more sense than tenshi somehow breaking everything from a puny lil' fall
RubyChao: "Arthur pushes Lincoln Impersonator off a cliff during a knife fight." joke win buried
RubyChao: "Patchouli bashes Checkmate's head against a rock several times." patchy got hardcore
RubyChao: fun fact we're down to Arthur, Patchy, and Matt
RubyChao: WILL SEASON FIVE WIN THIS
RubyChao: "Matt dies from an infection." ...no.
Gooper Blooper: lel
RubyChao: Patchy vs. Arthur
Gooper Blooper: c'mon patchy
RubyChao: who's it gonna be
Harpy: arthur for surpreme overlord
RubyChao: are you guys ready
RubyChao: to see the GRAND WINNER
ivel: nope
Gooper Blooper: dun dun
Harpy: it was sonia
RubyChao: "Patchouli bashes Arthur's head against a rock several times." PATCHY STILL HARDCORE
Harpy: lel
Gooper Blooper: link
Harpy: everybody i root for dies
Harpy: READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MOTHERFUCKIN BOOK
RubyChao: tenshi didn't even get to kill anyone
Gooper Blooper: tenshi rips off VR headset angrily
Gooper Blooper: "THIS IS BULLSHIT"
RubyChao: also clearly viola needs to come over here and cheer her up
RubyChao:
Gooper Blooper: just friendship
Gooper Blooper: because they're just friends
RubyChao: Night 4 No deaths occurred.
Day 5 No deaths occurred.
Night 5 No deaths occurred.
Day 6 No deaths occurred.
Night 6 Frostbite falls into a pit and dies.
Day 7 No deaths occurred.
Night 7 No deaths occurred.
RubyChao: i like how dull this period is
(later)
Breetannia: "David Doll, Park Doll, and Barbie work together to get as many supplies as possible." this alliance is doomed
Gooper Blooper: Sarah sets up The Non-Hunger Games, wherein everyone is provided with comfortable personal rooms and all the supplies they need
iKomodo: Pffffft
Gooper Blooper: "Sarah this game has been going for 5 years"
Harpy: the goal is to make everybody feel as comfy as possible
Harpy: the one with the most points in helping others wins
Breetannia: "Momoko collects fruit from a tree."
Breetannia: WERE THEY PEACHES??????
RubyChao: i bet she collected- dangit
iKomodo: lel
(later)
ivel: finished my roster
Harpy: ...
Harpy: IVEL
Harpy: IVEL NO
ivel: "Kumonga bleeds out due to untreated injuries."
ivel: Again, right as the gates open
Gooper Blooper: dammit, I like kumonga
(later)
ivel: Godzooky, Godzilla, Titanosaurus, Jet Jaguar, and Anguirus crowd around their fire.
Megalon sees a fire, but stays hidden.
ivel: good move Megalon
(later)
ivel: King Ghidorah falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Harpy: HOW DID YOU FALL, KING
Harpy: YOU ARE A FLYING DRAGON
(later)
Breetannia: okay it's the moment of truth
Breetannia: can momoko do it
Breetannia: ruby what do you think
RubyChao: yes she totally can
RubyChao: momoko the best
Breetannia: "Jokerton Doll taints Momoko's food, killing her."
Breetannia: wrong :U
Harpy: i knew it
Harpy: and by that i mean ivel knew it
RubyChao: momonooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Harpy: he is merely an extention of me who is a bigger dork
(later)
ivel: Gamera ambushes Godzilla and kills him.
ivel: WELP
Harpy: AW SHIT
ivel: at least Godzilla made it to the final 2
ivel: and Mothra the final 3
Harpy: godzilla must have insulted gamera's acting career at one point
Gooper Blooper: an upset!
RubyChao: gamera still da best
Harpy: and then gamera just decided to kill him
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