Saturday, June 28, 2014

Chatzy Madness Volume 138: Sheepe Makes the Poste on the Forume

The Deleter: if i recall correctly, when conrad is attacked he kind of metamorphoses into some sort of xenomorph

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RubyChao: apparently i aced my first ecology exam
RubyChao: *ariel intensifies*

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0!: BAH GAWD
0!: BAH GAWD IT'S BROWNY
0!: HE'S AT THE COMPUTER, NO! THAT COMPUTER HAD A FAMILY!
0!: BAH GAWD THAT COMPUTER IS BROKEN IN HALF! WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER
Gooper Blooper: OFFICER BROWNY WITH THE YO-YO! THE YO-YO! THE YO-YO! STONE COLD!
0!: BROWNY HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE DIGITAL UNIVERSE
0!: WAIT WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?
0!: BAH GAWD, WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE! WE'RE IN AMISH COUNTRY
Bree: wat
Bree: the fuk
0!: I don't know
iKomodo: Neither do I
Gooper Blooper: just another day in chatzy

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0!: D: Noo I made Dakota sad ;;
Jumpropeman: geeze spy
Jumpropeman: one day we'll take you to the real North Dakota
Jumpropeman: and you can apologize in person
0!: I don't want to make characters sad it hurts my soul
0! proceeds to casually break Leo and Ricard, tosses them aside
RubyChao: *has Utsuho become broken hearted over a spy action*
Jumpropeman: *all characters now cry whenever Spy characters talk to them*
0!: WHY DID I STAB PIT IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE
Harpy: Siren is eternally sad whenever Ricard talks about his ex-friend
Harpy: you can see the infinity in her tears
Harpy: what the fuck did i just type
Jumpropeman: *Ignazio makes a glorious return from death only to be permakilled by a spy char*

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Jumpropeman: Andromalus will run on the super mega ultra boss tractor
Jumpropeman: 1-100
Jumpropeman: actually, 1-101
Jumpropeman: so each attack can be assigned to a different dalmatian

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Bree: must...write...post...nn​gh...
Bree flop
Bree crawl
Bree roll
Bree drags self across keyboard
Bree flails at submit button


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M Sheep: Hey, Jrm! Just the guy who RPs as an undead rope jumping Fite planning ex-time specter that I wanted to see!
Jumpropeman: that's me!

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Cornwind Evil: I wonder if Ash should invite Everett to Haven
Jumpropeman: giant space person protector, magical succubi, peridot too
Jumpropeman: Bubsy Voice: What could possibly go wrong?

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M Sheep: "-SOMEWHERE WITHIN THE RECESSES OF A YELLOW PUFF'S MIND-"
M Sheep: >​immediately below is a "gross shit here" spoiler
M Sheep steeples fingers
M Sheep: go onnn~
M Sheep: Well
M Sheep: That was a nice little pick me up

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RubyChao: probably best to wait until after the current crop of plots finishes to throw a major battle, though setup seems fine
M Sheep: >​Probably best to wait until after the current crop of plots
M Sheep: AND THEN THE MOTHER APPEAREEEEEEED
RubyChao: sheeplot doesn't count, sheeplot is perpetual
RubyChao: sheeplot is love sheeplot is life
M Sheep: sheeplot is weird
Jumpropeman: sheep heard that advice once and hasn't found his opening since

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M Sheep: Cw should enter Muin in the BBB
M Sheep: No
M Sheep: better yet
M Sheep: Penko
RubyChao: penko enters the bbb so he can die
RubyChao: wins
RubyChao: hates every minute
Jumpropeman: Drip would be like that too
Jumpropeman: just moaning and groaning all the way to 1st place
Jumpropeman: FINE, I'll kill THIS guy too
RubyChao: drip vs penko for the finale
RubyChao: the complaints drive everyone else crazy
Cornwind Evil: Penko doesn't want to die
Draco uses all his votes for #Friendship.

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Jumpropeman: I finally figured it out
Jumpropeman: those Splatoon characters totally look like potential Gooper characters
Jumpropeman: their look, the goop and the bloop
Deleter: I can confirm that the splatoon characters are both goop and bloop

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Jumpropeman: *had trouble finding someone to kill the cute dog Barkle in last year's brawl* *has Tallish bring a cute dog as his assistant this year*
Jumpropeman: did not think that through :I

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-1: That's it
-1: Somebody won at Expand Dong
Gooper Blooper: gotta go fast
iKomodo: Dong has been expanded up to fifty feet
Gooper Blooper: gonna need the expansion pak for this one

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Cornwind Evil: Someone replaces Josephine's ringtone with this
Gooper Blooper: *looks up lyrics*
Gooper Blooper: "Bust it, baby I know you probably really need a table cloth to cover your ass"
Gooper Blooper: "To tell the truth you need a tractor just to carry yo ass"
Gooper Blooper: oh my
Deleter: The josetheme

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Jumpropeman: im gonna shower, and you guys can't stop me!
RubyChao: fun fact
Jumpropeman: *stays to hear it*

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Jumpropeman: "Fiore DeRosa, Red Mage and International Ladies' Man, at your service." IS THIS THE RED MAGE ONE OF THE SARAHKIN DATED :V

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Cornwind Evil: Yo check it out, it's Bumpy Knuckles Cornwind Evil baby!
Cornwind Evil: AND I WANT YOU TO SAY HELLO TO THE BAD, BAD MAN
Jumpropeman: Cornwind, you are under arrest for being a bad man

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M Sheep joined the chat
Jumpropeman: SHEEP
Jumpropeman: I think Sheep is the only person I scream their name as my way of saying hello

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(Regarding JRM's sister, who has the username RainbowDash)

Jumpropeman: RainbowDash saw Beck and called him "A Cute Mega Man"
Jumpropeman: she does not know about Mighty No 9 the game at all

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(Josephine adapts the Headlock Driver as a finishing attack)

Cornwind Full Of Satan: Hey, GB
Cornwind Full Of Satan: The Headlock Driver
Cornwind Full Of Satan: It took a year for Dean Ambrose to give it a name
Cornwind Full Of Satan: "Dirty Deeds"
Cornwind Full Of Satan: Which I thought was dumb
Cornwind Full Of Satan: So you need to either call it what I wanted to call it
Cornwind Full Of Satan: "The Choke Chain"
Cornwind Full Of Satan: Or call it "Done Dirt Cheap"
Hyper-Realistic GB: It's called the Headlocksephine
Cornwind Full Of Satan: I hate you
Hyper-Realistic GB: You're welcome

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M Sheep: Jrm, sent you a pm
M Sheep: A SECRET PM
RubyChao: dun dun dun
M Sheep what does that even mean, aren't Pms, by nature, largely secret?
M Sheep and it isn't really secret if you go and blab that you did send a pm to everyone
M Sheep this guy is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Bree: (spoiler: it's because I ate them)
M Sheep: D:

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Jumpropeman: personally, I can't wait until the Wheeler series goes full sonic and introduces 100 new characters. We'll have 10 Wheelers, a small group of skinks, some salamanders, and an Olm from the obscure spinoff game that is ignored by recent canon but all the fans INSIST returns

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Jumpropeman: I should throw Tut-Tut in the next brawl so he can die horribly

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M Sheep: Oh God, i hate everything
M Sheep: poste
Bree: sheepe
Bree: sheepe poste on the forume
M Sheep: I have revealed my first fiter
M Sheep: check back next year for the second
M Sheep: oh wait, need to make a minor edit
Bree: neede to make minor edite
Bree: to the poste on the forume
Bree so amused by this not sure why
Jumpropeman: bree, you are out of controle
Bree: oute of controle

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Saberwulf: My internet has fooled itself into existing through strange, eldritch loopholes of which my feeble mortal mind would go mad in attempts to understand any part of

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Deleter: What did i miss
RubyChao: hi del
RubyChao: utsuho got deadly efficiented so that happened
Deleter: Oh dear
Deleter: Being purnima'd is like a kobber hazing ritual
Steel McKomodo: ...del now I have this creepy mental image
Steel McKomodo: of the Kobbers taking a newbie into a back room
Steel McKomodo: and Purmina waits there with a sewing machine
Deleter: Hahahaha
Steel McKomodo: "To join us, you must first survive... THE OUTFITTING"
Deleter: Oh god
RubyChao: hahahah
Deleter: Im terrified now
-2: PFFFFFFT
Deleter: I wonder how desperate the situation would have to be before they volunteered to be deadly efficient
Deleter: like, imminent exterminatus or something
RubyChao: "Purnima, I need a dress of yours, quick!" *purnima's ohohoho lasts three minutes*
Deleter: Lisa volunteers
RubyChao: oh god she would, wouldn't she
Jumpropeman: she would troll purnima so hard too
Jumpropeman: changing shape mid sizing
RubyChao: "Now I can't get your measurements if you keep shifting your mass, you know"
Jumpropeman: "Now I'm fat, do something with that! Okay, no arms now!"
M Sheep: It would be a dress making of epic proportions
Jumpropeman: Lisa turns into a puddle, so Purnima makes a quilt
RubyChao: eventually, somehow
RubyChao: the end result is that purnima has made a dress for herself
RubyChao: nobody knows how, including purnima and lisa
M Sheep: Ahahaha, Purnima ends up Deadly Efficient-ing herself
M Sheep: glorious

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Gooper Blooper: so who wants a new chatzy madness
-2: YOSHI DO
-2: YOSHI DO
Steel McKomodo: NO YOSHI COME BACK

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Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Gooper Blooper: wackity schmackity dooo

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Harpy: the psychics have work to get back to so their stint ends around august
RubyChao: >​no more sammy or sol after august
-2: >​No more Sammy after August
-2: >​No more Sol after August
Gooper Blooper: >​no sammy after august
-2: . . . >​Chao being a ninja after August
Harpy: because Sammy has school
Gooper Blooper: >​making your characters go to school
SamBree: let's clone Sammy and send one to school while the other stays in the RP :U
Harpy: sammy takes all online classes
-2: Two Wheelers Standing On Each Other's Shoulders go to school for her
Harpy: wheelers find themselves almost being disected in an anatomy lab
Steel McKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Sarah dresses up as Sammy, Sammy dresses up as Sarah
Gooper Blooper: people possibly suspect a thing
Harpy: Sammy somehow tries to use white magic
Harpy: somehow it works
Steel McKomodo: Octosaaaaaaaaaaam
SamBree: it consists of electrocuting her fallen comrade and yelling "1, 2, 3, CLEAR!!!!"
SamBree: the human defibrillator
Harpy: electrotherapy motherfuckers
Gooper Blooper: Sarah could use Thor's Hammer to somewhat copy Sammy's zappy powers
Harpy: not that she'd need to if she's in school
Harpy: suddenly flunks the nutrition class
RubyChao: "What, no, I always used a giant hammer to channel my powers. You're just remembering wrong"
SamBree: Sarah wears Sammy's glasses for her disguise, both of them repeatedly bumping into walls and tripping over small- to medium-sized objects
Gooper Blooper: small to medium sized objects
Gooper Blooper: like Ariel
Cornwind Evil: Ariel heard the Society came back
Cornwind Evil: Shows up to see
SamBree: Sarah needs to meet Melody
Cornwind Evil: Gets killed by accident
Cornwind Evil: Like, it's like a Final Destination death
Harpy: to do list: alex cameo
Cornwind Evil: A rube goldberg series of errors that causes her to die
Harpy: WHILE carlos is out because coincidently they have the same text color
SamBree: Melody just replaces Ariel for the rest of the year
SamBree: nobody notices a thing
Gooper Blooper: "Do you think something's different about Ariel?" "Nah, she was always that short"
SamBree: that reminds me: who the hell is Cinnamon
Gooper Blooper: Cinnamon is the currently-hypothetical child of Saralex
Harpy: cinnamon is the not-yet-born bebby
Harpy: although i'm pretty sure sarah is feeling the intense cravings
SamBree: well that explains why I have no idea who that is
SamBree: it's a hypothetical baby
SamBree: ...almost typed hypotenuse baby
Gooper Blooper: Sine and Zeph are now grandparents
-2: Did Harps just confirm pregnancy
-2: Or is Sarah just hungry all the time
Gooper Blooper: Sarah always feels cravings
RubyChao: for everything
Gooper Blooper: not EVERYTHING
Gooper Blooper: she hates broccoli
Harpy: alex has to stock up on tons of food at costco all day every day
Gooper Blooper: "alex we're out of oreos again"
RubyChao: NegaSarah
RubyChao: loves broccoli, hates sweets
Gooper Blooper: and he's all annoyed but then she gives him The Face

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Harpy: hey, goopy
Harpy: what kind of flower does morgan like
Harpy: "My favorite flower is Lily~"
RubyChao: lily: "MY FAVORITE FLOWER IS MORGAN"
RubyChao: "lily that's not a flower"

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Bo Dallas: JRM I don't have all my chars up yet
Bo Dallas: But can I send my Secret entry
Gooper Blooper: post your last guy dufe
Bo Dallas: Okay ;;
RubyChao: spy pls stop stalling
Bo Dallas: I'm not Stalin
Bo Dallas: I just need someone to Lenin me a hand
Bo Dallas: Quit Russian me D:
Bo Dallas: . . . Those Soviet puns didn't buy me any time did they

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Jumpropeman: now, not only do I have to potentially write a dog dying again, I got an old lady in there too
Jumpropeman: I almost invite the challenge of having someone hard to kill
Jumpropeman: *people start entering babies*
Bo Dallas: How did you know Isaac was my secret character
Banjo KazooBree: JRM kills self in aftermath of BBB5 because Bree enters Melody and Melody dies
Bo Dallas: NO
Banjo KazooBree: ZFRP disbanded forever
Bo Dallas: I DON'T WANT THAT
Jumpropeman: Edyth and Melody fite
Jumpropeman: Spy explodes
Bo Dallas changed name to The ANGRY Pumkin
The ANGRY Pumkin: . . . NO
The ANGRY Pumkin: NO
The ANGRY Pumkin: NO
Jumpropeman: FUN FACT
Jumpropeman: Edyth
Jumpropeman: almost
Jumpropeman: entered a brawl
The ANGRY Pumkin: . . . /despairs
Jumpropeman: because I really had no idea how to push Furfur for a long long time
The ANGRY Pumkin: ./enters Leo as her weapon
Jumpropeman: also, Furfur almost first debuted when Carla tackle-hugged her once
Jumpropeman: I was a desperate man

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Banjo KazooBree: about to PM you my idea for Secret Fiter
Banjo KazooBree: it's kinda not got a lot of detail but hopefully enough
Banjo KazooBree: sent
Banjo KazooBree: I'm so not sorry for this, Jumpropeman
Banjo KazooBree: not sorry at all
Draco: Why would you be? It's not like you're submitting Jontron as your Secret Fiter.
Jumpropeman: all these pms
Jumpropeman: I feel like a popular girl
The ANGRY Pumkin: inb4 everybody submitted Shrek
Draco: N-NO. I DIDN'T SUBMIT SHREK. D8
Draco hides his Shrek fangame.
Jumpropeman: guys
Jumpropeman: everybody has been submitting shrek
Jumpropeman: I didn't want to say
Jumpropeman: but now that the secret is out
Jumpropeman: 10 shreks are entering the brawl
The ANGRY Pumkin: The Fighting Shrek Team
Jumpropeman: THIS IS MY SWAMP! NO, THIS IS MY SWAMP!
Banjo KazooBree: they fuse into one enormous mecha godbeast when there's only twelve contestants left

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RubyChao: hi jrm
RubyChao: get on steam :V
Jumpropeman: you're like bree with cornwind :P
Banjo KazooBree: I wouldn't make that comparison unless you want unintentional homoerotic subtext in your relationship with Chao
Banjo KazooBree: 'cause I'm pretty much Cornwind's clingy girlfriend minus all the nice parts
Jumpropeman: don't worry Bree, I'm a one woman man
Jumpropeman: *hugs his Aunt Jemima syrup bottle*
Draco: There are nice parts to girlfriends? =O

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Cornwind Evil: Ash is shy
Cornwind Evil: And wouldn't wander anywhere without pants

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Del joined the chat
Del: IT'S 6AM
Del: WHO'S UP AT 6AM
RubyChao: YOU
Del: AAAAAAAAAA
Del: MY WIFE'S LEAVING ME
RubyChao: OH GOD
Del: MY DAD DIDN'T GET UP AT 6AM AND HE WAS A FUCKING MINER
RubyChao: DID SHE FIND OUT ABOUT THE SKELETONS IN YOUR CLOSET
Del: YES
RubyChao: WHY DID YOU PUT THEM THERE DEL
RubyChao: WHY
Del: I CHOSE THE SKELETONS
Del: BECAUSE SKELETONS
Del: THAT'S WHY CHAO
Del: SKELETONS
RubyChao: SKELETOOOOONS

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Cornwind Evil: And now you know why Ash knows so much modern pop culture
iKomodo: WELP
Jumpropeman: that really was bugging me to be honest so I'm glad to know the full skinny now
Cornwind Evil: Until he was 16, our Earth was his
Cornwind Evil: Xaxargas came out in 2020
Banjo KazooBree: Xaxargas: "Mom...Dad...I'm gay."
iKomodo: Bree pls
Banjo KazooBree: "I'M DATING JEWEL MAN AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME"
iKomodo: BREE PLS
Banjo KazooBree pls
Del: sk's pls fall on deaf ears

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Deleter: Jrmmmmmm
Jeffersonropeman: yeah?
Deleter: Wheres my update fym post with all the little images of the fighters
Deleter: I need that
Deleter: I need to see those tiny images smooshed together
Jeffersonropeman: then I shall get on the smooshing presently
Cornwind Evil: You have the weirdest fetishes Del
Deleter: IT MAKES ME RANDY GNGHGNBGHNGHBGNGNG
Deleter: Cw we cant make the same joke it's just weird

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Bree licks Spy
Gooper Blooper: oh my
The Space Jam: D8
Bree: it's really difficult to get your attention :I

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RubyChao: not gonna lie i saw a giant pile of chairs at school today and my first thought was "chairmass"
RubyChao: you guys ruined me
Gooper Blooper: let the zfrp flow through you
Gooper Blooper: it enhances life
Bree: THE ZFRP MUST FLOW
RubyChao: where would i be without zfrp
Gooper Blooper: suddenly mundane things like sheep or butts mean so much more
Gooper Blooper: You would be one brawl trophy and one pairing poorer, for starters

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Bree trying not to joke about how many innuendos I could make out of "only two controller slots"
Bree: ...oops, failed
Bree shame
The Space Jam: . . . L-lewd
The Space Jam: Does this mean the extra controller pak gives you extra butt
The Space Jam: DAMNIT
Harpy: well the mouth is good for stuff, so there are technically 3! :U
Cornwind Evil: That's it I'm out of here

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Gooper Blooper: sammy lifts
Gooper Blooper: (chocolate)
Bree: if she can bench-press ten sets of the six-pound hershey bar, she gets to eat it
Harpy: sol is probably her coach
Harpy: only instead of screaming at her he's just chill and helps adjust her posture and shit
The Space Jam: XD
Gooper Blooper: aw yeah
Harpy: Angie is probably making a training bot for her
Harpy: its emerl
Gooper Blooper: *Sammy destroys it in five seconds* "...I think I forgot to make it electricity resistant."

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(Sine friendzones Carol, Carol is okay with it)

SpaceKomodo: THE DREAM IS DEAD
RubyChao: ;_;7
Bree: WHAT
Bree: I WAS NOT PREPARED
Gooper Blooper: Cornwind Kills Pairing, film at 11
SpaceKomodo: ...or is it?
SpaceKomodo: *remembers DelXEshe and lels*
RubyChao: the long con
SpaceKomodo: Besides, if it doesn't work out for reals I have a backup
Jumpropeman: carolsine
Gooper Blooper: *Sine somehow tricked into being in a pairing*
Gooper Blooper: "...We are?" "Yes! This is our tenth date!" "...What?" "I've taken you out to dinner and a movie five times this month."
SpaceKomodo: We shall see, JRM
Gooper Blooper: "Wait, I didn't agree to-" "You did, your signature is on this contract." *leans over, tips the waiter, the waiter is actually Jack*
SpaceKomodo: JAAAAAAAACK
Gooper Blooper: "Yep, you two are married now, doll."

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Cornwind Evil: EVERETT IS GONNA LOVE THIS NEXT POST
Jumpropeman: OH BOY
Jumpropeman: Are stars and magic gonna combine and hug him

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Jumpropeman: jumpropeman RPs a character who objects to the Big Bar Brawl
Jumpropeman: what have i come to
Jumpropeman: who am I *looks into a mirror in the pouring rain*

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Cornwind Evil: Even when my characters date each other it never works
Cornwind Evil: Sine and Des broke up and now Ash and Christine aren't talking again
Jumpropeman: so what you are saying is Everett has a chance with Christine :P
Cornwind Evil: In the same way I have a chance of walking outside and having a winning lottery ticket blow into my face

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(Regigigas appears in Fite Club)

iKomodo: I did not expect Regigigas to talk like that, Goops
iKomodo: what do you drink, because I want it
Gooper Blooper: SK: It's somewhat of a longstanding running gag between me and chao
RubyChao: regigigas has no indoor voice ever
Gooper Blooper: The pokedex entry about how he towed the Pokemon world continents into their current position with ropes started it
Gooper Blooper: Eventually he mutated into a ridiculous hype fratboy who leads around his "regi bros" and takes them out to wild parties and keggers

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Gooper Blooper: I really like that JRM tractors every single place, not just the winner
Gooper Blooper: It means that even if Guy You Like With Lots Of Votes doesn't win, they at least probably won't fall at the first wave
RubyChao: (unless they're sine)
Gooper Blooper: (unless it's Scorpion)
Draco: (unless it's H8r)

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Cornwind Evil: Does anyone recall how the 'This is a PG-13 Establishment' thing got started with Zephyrus?
Jumpropeman: well, it was pg establishment at first
M Sheep: I think it started before him, but he became the defacto sign guy in short order
Jumpropeman: it apparently goes pretty far back
Jumpropeman: I'm combing the archives
Jumpropeman: "And Sine took a sh-
*The KEEP IT PG sign flies out of the bar and into the sky, flying out of my computer and smashing me in the face*"

Jumpropeman: Sine went from unable to take a shower to scrubbing carol's back
Cornwind Evil: Well yeah
Cornwind Evil: Zephyrus isn't a main character any more
Jumpropeman: *starts RPing the PG Establishment sign as his main char*
Cornwind Evil: Also, I originally read that as "Sine takes a shit."
Jumpropeman: it's PG not PP
Cornwind Evil: Watch, my first Chatzy Madness title in months is going to be "Sine Takes A Shit"

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Jumpropeman: what am i going to do for voting next year. I'm running out of groups of 5 islamic things as examples
Jumpropeman: i have very dumb traditions but dammit i stick to them

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Spring Breeze changed name to The Bree That Beat John Cena
The Bree That Beat John Cena: ahem sorry just realized this joke, had to use it
The Bree That Beat John Cena: AND I KNOW THERE'S MORE, CORNWIND BUT IT DIDN'T FUCKING FIT

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hyuj6u7n7 ; joined the chat
hyuj6u7n7 ;: mashed my face on the keyboard and this is my name

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(Harpy is talking about Team Fortress 2 weapons)

Harpy: i have a wicked nasty backburner ;D
Draco: Is that euphemism for farts? D=
SteelKomodo: how goes it, draco?
Harpy: perhaps
Draco: Well, I came in here for sophisticated discussion and got Harpy talking about farts.

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MobileChao: kelaaaa
Harpy: STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Del: GARBAGE DAY

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M Sheep: What's gong on tonight?
Jumpropeman: a hanging!
M Sheep: I do love a good hanging
M Sheep: gets you out in the air at least

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Gooper Blooper: Wrestling news a couple weeks ago: CM Punk and AJ Lee got married
Gooper Blooper: Wrestling news THIS week: AJ Lee rumored pregnant
Gooper Blooper: #BestInTheWorld
Gooper Blooper: *eyebrows etc*

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(Discussion regarding the revival of a succubus with her soul kept in a flower)

Harpy: goops: I'm not exactly sure what you're getting at, unless you want sonia to literally summon a new vessel for Morgan's soul GODDAMN IT
Gooper Blooper: I thought you had an idea for what to do. My guess was a spell that transforms the flower into Morgan's old body
Harpy: welp okay
Bree: let's grow her a new body like how they grew Vina some new legs
Bree: it might involve amputating part of Lily and growing a new body from it
Bree: BUT HEY
Bree: SOLUTIONS
RubyChao: cut lily in half, she regrows into two whole succubi
Gooper Blooper: The flower spends a couple days as just Morgan's head with a flower on it
Gooper Blooper: For this period of time, all Morgan can say is "take it easy"
Bree: lel
iKomodo: XD
RubyChao: lel goops

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hyuj6u7n7 ;: How're the votes so far btw?
Jumpropeman: they are doing fine. They wish their grandchildren would drop by more, but they know they're busy
Jumpropeman: I haven't done tallies yet or anything in case people change their votes
Draco: Good 'cause I'm changing all my votes to Tallish.
Jumpropeman: you all think I have no couple angst to milk this year
Jumpropeman: but you forget both Tallish and Gloria entered
hyuj6u7n7 ;: PFFFT

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M Sheep rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
M Sheep shuts off computer

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