Chatzy Madness Volume 75: Tha Posse

Jumpropeman: 17 is Edyth's baby :3
RubyChao: but then who is the daddy
Jumpropeman: Lord Fatcrab x edyth

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Cornwind Evil: Another friend of mine are discussing the endgame stages of my D&D campaign
Cornwind Evil: Where his character was damned by her father and when she dies she'll fight in an eternal war because her soul belongs to Asmodeus and stuff
Cornwind Evil: And I say "We should break the contract!"
Cornwind Evil: And he says 'Well the Nine Hells are all Lawful Evil, it'd be like an immensely complicated legal process..."
Cornwind Evil: "Then we do it like Phoenix Wright!"

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Gooper Blooper: Mr. Bones is Captain Bones' brother
RedSpy: But where does Kaptain Skurvy fit into this?
Gooper Blooper: Since Mr. Bones and Captain Bones are both apparently human skeletons, it's safe to say Captain Skurvy is unrelated unless Kremlings are transformed humans
Gooper Blooper: It's funny - one became a bloodthirsty pirate but eventually mellowed and decided to start teaching people math. The other was a classy gentleman, but he descended into madness, building amusement park torture machines
SteelKomodo: XD
RedSpy: Pffffffft this is canon
SteelKomodo: Captain Bones doesn't really talk about him
SteelKomodo: all you get from him is a "he bides fine", and thats it
SteelKomodo: why do you think Cap Bones has no treasure in his ship? it all went to paying Mr. Bone's bail time after time
RedSpy: Well of course Mr. Bones keeps needing bail
RedSpy: They always send him to rehab
RedSpy: But he just runs off, shouting that the ride never stops
Gooper Blooper: "Hey man have a smoke of this. Shit'll give you a wild ride."
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Okay new theory
Gooper Blooper: Mr. Bones is in fact an incredibly dull and boring person. He actually believes Mr. Bones' Wild Ride is an amazing, exciting thrill because it is to him. It lasts a long time because he's undead and doesn't comprehend mortals any more.
SteelKomodo: ...D:
Gooper Blooper: So he doesn't grasp that they'd prefer a shorter ride
Gooper Blooper: Because, hey, he's dead and doesn't eat. He has time.
Gooper Blooper: Doesn't explain the drowning pool at the end though
RedSpy: That's where he dumps them if they're rude
SteelKomodo: pffft

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RubyChao: "Josephine had a pretty good idea of what Dirk was gonna say, and it made her squirm a little uncomfortably. This WAS the guy who'd spent a month hitting on her mother, after all."
RubyChao: i missed that
RubyChao: why'd he hit on celestia? any reason other than :butts:
Darco: Do you need a reason beyond butts?
SteelKomodo: it was pretty much just that
SteelKomodo: it was naught but hormones and DJ Skeiron
Darco: The answer, of course, is boobs. ;p
Jumpropeman: but Gooper's characters never have boobs D:

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Saberwulf: On yonder phone chatty
Saberwulf: Chatzy
Saberwulf: Fuck you iPhone

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Saberwulf: If you get a vaccine at Walgreens they vaccinate a child in a third world country. Walgreens is playing hardball now, goddamn
Saberwulf: yeah, you don't need a flu shot. AND THIS CHILD DOESN'T NEED LIFE

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Fully Clothed Raul Julia: Ariel was always underconfident because she was the youngest of a family already taking her identity thrice
RubyChao: that... actually makes sense
Fully Clothed Raul Julia: For this reason getting her own identity was empowering for her most of all, bringing her to her current spunk
Fully Clothed Raul Julia: Josephine, on the other hand, was always a bit afraid of change. She was the middle child, after all. When her sisters all decided to start a new life she knew she had to follow suit, but was never fully comfortable with her new self
Fully Clothed Raul Julia: Even then she grabbed onto the closest job that wasn't White Mage. Once a healer, always a healer
Fully Clothed Raul Julia: ./Theorizing :D
Gooper Blooper: This means every one of the sisters save Gloria has suffered from self-esteem issues
Jumpropeman: oh crap
Harpy: Being the middle child sucks
Jumpropeman: ZFRP Psychology: Episode 2
Harpy: I am literally White Mage 3
Harpy: except i have two brothers instead of all sisters
Gooper Blooper: Sararpy
Harpy: and my sister became a dancer :U

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Jumpropeman: would the name Onyekachukwu be a good name for my new character?
RubyChao: yes
Fully Clothed Raul Julia: Nah man
Fully Clothed Raul Julia: Name it The Buttviper
Jumpropeman: Onyekachukwu means "who is greater than the great God?"
Jumpropeman: Buttviper means "a viper with a nice rump"
Jumpropeman: I'm torn
Fully Clothed Raul Julia: Or it could mean a viper who eats nice butts
DerpKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Dirkviper
Gooper Blooper: run jo run
DerpKomodo: Oh god I'm laughing so hard
The Deleter: what is even going on here
Fully Clothed Raul Julia: Butts
Fully Clothed Raul Julia: Snakes
Fully Clothed Raul Julia: The usual

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The Deleter: i just edited sk's post to fix a typo
Gooper Blooper: ABUSE OF POWER
The Deleter: i can edit your posts
Gooper Blooper: YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL
The Deleter: POWEEEERRRRRRRRRR
Jumpropeman: I used to do that back on the old board :3
DerpKomodo: SHERIFF DEL MORE LIKE KAISER DEL
The Deleter: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jumpropeman: (don't look back at the archives, there is no point where it just says "DICKS" in everyone's posts for three pages)
DerpKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: *goes back to read dirksephine, entire ferris wheel scene becomes dicks*

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RubyChao: bad sj
RubyChao: *sk
RubyChao swats SK with the paper
DerpKomodo: Ow D:
Gooper Blooper: SSJ SK
DerpKomodo: You might call this a Steel Komodo 2
Jumpropeman: he's coming to save the soul of Monster Mash
DerpKomodo: and this... IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
DerpKomodo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gooper Blooper: *SK intensifies*
DerpKomodo takes a whole episode to transform

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Gooper Blooper: TIME TO RUN THE SOCIETY THROUGH GIZZOOGLE
Gooper Blooper: "Git Rockwell n' Sanchez here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. No mo' pussaaaaayfootin around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! It aint nuthin but time fo' dem ta decizzle whose side they on, n' commit ta it fo' realz. And pay tha consequences otherwise fo' realz. And if Rockwell sides wit us, prepare his ass fo' tha Catalyzing. I couldn't give a fuckin shiznit if we reduce his ass ta a vegetable. We need tha muscle."
SuperKomodo 3: XD:
Gooper Blooper: it was a gang war the whole time
Jumpropeman: that is probably the best gizzoogle yet
Gooper Blooper: "What tha bomb started, tha crash finished. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! We could repair tha shizzle given time...but our phat asses aint gots time. Either whatz coming, or tha Kobbers, would peep ta dis shit." Aloysius holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "We might done been able ta save Ignazio if not fo' tha crash...but Tay-Tay n' Dominique was beyond savin either way. We can barely find remains ta bury."
RubyChao: pfffft
oh god the pain: This is amazing
Gooper Blooper: RIP tay-tay
oh god the pain: Tay Zonday
RubyChao: run dirksephine or saralex through gizoogle
RubyChao: you know you want to
Gooper Blooper: Way ahead of you
Gooper Blooper: "Big bro, az of now I be up in a relationshizzle, one dat has not involved inappropriate comments or embarrassin tracksuits, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. I have succeeded up in reformin mah dirty ass fo' realz. And as a cold-ass lil consequence, I must big-up by playin tha loudest jam noize I can find on YallTube whilst jumpin up n' down n' shoutin like a idiot."
Gooper Blooper: n' you can put dat on yo' toast
oh god the pain: Skeiron made Gizoogle happen
Jumpropeman: YallTube is what we get down here in texas
Gooper Blooper: Melody merely shut her eyes n' swallowed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Yes, scrapped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be reachin tha end of mah designated steez peroid, as dictated by law, n' up in two weeks' time I be ta be taken apart. My fuckin parts will either be melted down or implemented up in other robots, n' I don't be thinkin they'll be all kindsa kind as ta preserve mah A.I. core."
RubyChao: the tragic tale of two robots built by dr. light
SuperKomodo 3: ;_;
RubyChao: one of whom he accidentally installed the Ghetto Module in
SuperKomodo 3: it's even sadder in gang talk
Jumpropeman: gizzoogle sammy
Jumpropeman: would it sound any different?
Gooper Blooper: And now
Gooper Blooper: Mega Man copying Purnima run through Gizzoogle
Gooper Blooper: "Fear not, Sonz of Man! Da foul weedz of treachery n' deceit is sown yo, but they poison roots shall be crushed before they can bear fruit son! Come, stand by me, n' tha light of Justice will part tha cloudz of Darkness~!"
Gooper Blooper: "Okay, basically, Slendy needz five shit ta finish dis Dark Harvest. One of mah hommies destroyed one of 'em n' replaced it wit a gangbangin' fake. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So basically, replace all dem shit wit fakes, destroy dem while Slendy rubs his handz together like a villain, then when tha ritual begins n' don't work....Dude gunna be maaad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Then we blame tha Posse n' shitz gonna go down, n' when da thug weak, we use tha Song of tha Knight n' banish dat fucker fo' all dem thousand years muthafucka! Prolly need one of tha Sarahkin fo' dis shit. They all holy n' probably have holy thangs lyin round somewhere."
SuperKomodo 3: XD
SuperKomodo 3: amaziiiiing
Gooper Blooper: ...It turns "The Society" into "Tha Posse"
oh god the pain: YES
Jumpropeman: Sarah, get your holy thangs

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Superhuman Samurai Syber Bob joined the chat
Superhuman Samurai Syber Bob: Okay
Superhuman Samurai Syber Bob: I just have to ask
Superhuman Samurai Syber Bob: Is this a casual chat about LIONS?

(Later, after he left)

Gooper Blooper: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF LION GUYS
Jumpropeman: LIONESS, I DONT KNOW, ARE THERE OTHER BREEDS OF LION BESIDES ONE?
Jumpropeman: whenever I see a guest from now on
Jumpropeman: I always think, "That's Superhuman Samurai Syber Bob, looking down on us from above"
Jumpropeman: "just waiting for that one post that will make him join the forum"
RubyChao: in the last hour
RubyChao: when all is lost
RubyChao: SSS Bob will join and slice Anubis in half
RubyChao: and then he will only post once more
RubyChao: to do the same to Slenderman

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RubyChao: SPY
RubyChao: #AAA
RubyChao sets Spy on fire
RedSpy: D:
RedSpy slowly burns, flesh bubbling and boiling and hair turning to ash
RedSpy: . . . Wait, that's not funny. Lemme go back and try that again
RubyChao realizes he is JRM
RedSpy runs around in circles as cartoony smoke clouds form around me, patting myself down and ringing all the fire alarms
RedSpy: That's better :D
The Deleter: what the hell?

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RedSpy: Plot idea: Celestia mutates into a Cookie Clicker grandma
SteelKomodo: Or gets infected with the Cookie Clicker Virus
SteelKomodo: Cookius Clikkeri
Gooper Blooper: she just won't stop making cookies
RubyChao: Celestia x Cookies
SteelKomodo: Cookielestia
RedSpy: Put it in the correlator
RubyChao: Celestia
RubyChao: That's rude

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RedSpy: . . .
RedSpy: I
RedSpy: I don't want to psot what I just correlated
RubyChao: what did you just correlate
RedSpy: It doesn't crush JRM's dreams. It doesn't crush them at all D:
SteelKomodo: What did you do D:
SteelKomodo: SPY HAVE YOU DESTROYED THE NATURAL ORDER AGAIN
RedSpy: I don't wanna talk about it ;-;
RedSpy: I HAVE, SK
RubyChao: you can't just leave just hanging man
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: tell us the characters so we can correlate for ourselves
RedSpy: I put in Pits Ass and Jewel Man
Gooper Blooper: Oh
RubyChao: Oh
SteelKomodo takes cover in bomb shelter with peanut butter and fridge full of Magnum lollies
SteelKomodo: AND NO-ONE ELSE CAN COME IN
RedSpy is already in the shelter
RedSpy: Dude, your fridge is empty.
RubyChao: ...Oh
SteelKomodo: Spy you jerk you ate all me nuclear winter food
RedSpy: But SK, it's Nuclear Summer!
SteelKomodo: how will I survive the inevitable apocalypse now?
RubyChao: >​nuclear winter
RubyChao: do i have to go catch utsuho again
Gooper Blooper: utsuho.jpg
RubyChao: before she blows up the world
RedSpy: Let's go to the radiation beach!
RedSpy: I'll bring my SPF-9001 to block out the radiation
SteelKomodo: Pitsuho fails as Pit has to fight his second girlfriend to save the world
RubyChao: what about daisy
SteelKomodo: ...okay, third
RedSpy: 20th
Gooper Blooper: Pit more like Pimp
RubyChao: whatever happened to her, anyway
SteelKomodo: She went back to Luigi, her current boyfriend
RubyChao: Well, it is his year

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SteelKomodo: http://en.genzu.net/sokan/?n=Jewel%20Man%0ALennard
RubyChao: *teaspit*
Gooper Blooper: SHOCKING GAY REVEAL
SteelKomodo: Yeah, I think we should put the pairing generator down now and walk away slowly
RubyChao: sounds like a plan
SteelKomodo: SHOCK AND HORROR
RubyChao: gooper i read your comment in the voice of the fish announcer from spongebob
RubyChao: i don't know if this means anything
Gooper Blooper: Fish Announcer for 2014 RP
Gooper Blooper: THESE LIFE-SIZE KRABBY PATTY MANNEQUINS OF MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY
RubyChao: everyone is confused by how A REALISTIC TALKING FISH HEAD is walking around
RubyChao: i remember one spongebob game had the french annoucer interact with the fish announcer
RubyChao: "Ah, zee Krusty Krab..."
Gooper Blooper: http://en.genzu.net/sokan/?n=French%20Announcer%0ARealistic%20Fish%20Head
Harpy: welp
RubyChao: hi harpy
SteelKomodo: Eyo harpy
The Deleter: Hahaha hi harpy
The Deleter: Welcome to hell
Harpy: OHOHOHOHO
The Deleter: XMEN WELCOME TO DIE
Harpy: LOOKS LIKE THERE IS SOMETHING LENNY DIDN'T TELL HIS WIFE

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Cornwind Evil mutters in sleep.
Cornwind Evil: Twists hahahahahaha
Gooper Blooper: "Cornwind? What are you doing?" "Roleplaying." "It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you roleplaying?" "Because I've lost control of my life."
Cornwind Evil: Yullllll never see me cominngggg....
Gooper Blooper: nobody suspects a thing
Cornwind Evil is now Octodad.
Cornwind Evil: *or was always Octodad. Who knew?*
Gooper Blooper: directed by M Night Shyamalan

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Cornwind Evil: Don't you hate it when villains go for the jugular in a legit evil way?
RubyChao: reply
Gooper Blooper: *dramatic removal of tiny mask*
Gooper Blooper: *GASP*
RubyChao: comics.jpg
RubyChao: Ariel puts on a tiny mask and fights crime as the Blue Arrow
RubyChao: No one has any idea it's her
RubyChao: Not even the other Sarahkin
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: who WAS that masked girl

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Jumpropeman: goddammit ariel died again :<
RedSpy: Oh my god they killed Ariel
Gooper Blooper: Not quite
RedSpy: You bastards
Jumpropeman: or possibly something worse
SteelKomodo: ...I'm not gonna make the Monty Python reference this time.
Gooper Blooper: Ariel goes as Kenny for Halloween
SteelKomodo: I really want to, but I shan't
Gooper Blooper: this archer is no more
Gooper Blooper: she has ceased to be
RubyChao: The Woman Who Died Too Much
SteelKomodo: I mean the Holy Grail reference :U
Gooper Blooper: It's like Daniel Bryan jobbing to Randy Orton on Raw every week since Summerslam
RedSpy: Gloria kills Ariel to summon her
RedSpy: "Oh, don't worry about it. It was going to happen anyway"
Cornwind Evil: I wouldn't call it that GB
SteelKomodo: #Wrasslin
Cornwind Evil: I COULD debate at length on the current angle
Cornwind Evil: But I'll sum it up in eight words
Cornwind Evil: I am VERY wary to trust Jean-Paul Levesque.
Gooper Blooper: TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAME HOOHEHEHEHEHUHUH

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Jumpropeman: did Gooper ever post that one pic of Carlos he made anywhere?
Draco: I don't know. D=
Jumpropeman: THEN YOURE USELESS *BANG*

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The Deleter: ALRIGHT SO I HAVE FOUND A PROBLEM WITH RAYMAN LEGENDS
The Deleter: which is kinda sad because jesus christ, seriously, game of the year
The Deleter: but some of Barbara's costumes are a bit... weird?
The Deleter: like, i know the last game had "bodacious nymphs" with huge boobs and very little on, but something rubs me the wrong way about some of Barbara's costumes
The Deleter: like she's cool but i think i wouldn't pick the spy costume if my grandma was around
The Deleter: like like like, i sound like a teen girl
Harpy: your grandma is never around
Harpy: SK, i think your brother is slowly aging backwards and changing gender
The Deleter: haha
SteelKomodo: also yeah, she hasn't been here for three weeks del
SteelKomodo: calmeth doon
The Deleter: i was just saying
RubyChao: XD
Harpy: well if she was there you guys wouldn't RP
Harpy: i mean "WHATS THAT! I HEAR YOU TYPING CURSE WORDS THERE"
Harpy: "fuck- i mean frick"

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Harpy: I dun care all that much, too busy reminincing
Cornwind Evil: Reminicing sounds like something you would do to a fish
Cornwind Evil: "And here's our finely remininiced salmon."
SteelKomodo: typooooos~
RubyChao: intriguing
Harpy: chao says while stroking his beard
Darco: Mmmm...reminiscined salmon...
Cornwind Evil: To be fair that's a hard word to spell
SteelKomodo: reminisced
Cornwind Evil: Does anyone here even have a beard?
Cornwind Evil: Harpy exploded of course
Cornwind Evil: ....Harpy EXCLUDED
SteelKomodo: I have one growing right now :U
Harpy: i'd feel awkward if i had- WHAT
Harpy: I DIDN'T EXPLODE YET
Harpy: LEAVE ME ALONE
SteelKomodo: need to shave- oh no D:
Darco: Yet?
RubyChao: I have one that I keep forgetting to shave
SteelKomodo begins sweeping Harpy off the rug
Harpy: i'm exploding from embarrassment
Cornwind Evil: In college someone said I should shave my head and grow 'a big ass goatee'
Cornwind Evil: ...never saw it
Darco: Harpy: put on a fake beard.
Harpy: only when I cosplay as Tallish
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: when JRM sees this he'll cry
Harpy: RP ruins everything

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Harpy: the seriousness must continue
Harpy: POST IN SRS MAOR
Cornwind Evil looks at Harpy.
Harpy: did i miss something
Cornwind Evil begins getting a slasher smile.
Harpy: goddamn it
RubyChao: what have you unleashed, harpy
Gooper Blooper: oh god don't ask CW for more srs
Harpy: goops please help
Gooper Blooper: he'll do it, you know
Gooper Blooper: he doesn't fuck around
Cornwind Evil grins so big the top of his head falls off.
Harpy: WELL C8 CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE FIGHTING THIS SHADOW
RubyChao: and then the society TOOK OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD
Gooper Blooper: KO
Cornwind Evil changed name to Deadwind Evil
RubyChao does a tribute show
Harpy: The future refused to change

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Gooper Blooper: I KNEW THE PACKAGE WOULD BE RAW-RELATED
Gooper Blooper: GB CONFIRMED NOT APOCALYPTICALLY STUPID

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RubyChao: Captain Skurvy is introduced by having Crunk Wizard drop him off with his flying car
Saberwulf: pff
RedSpy: Pfffffffft
RedSpy: KAPTAIN SKURVY - He got the booty? Yes he do
RedSpy: He's doing the Booty Boogie
Gooper Blooper: Celestia: "That looks fun!"
Gooper Blooper: Sarahkin: "oh god"
SteelKomodo: D:

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Draco: Kill me now, Shadow Mikey.
Gooper Blooper: poot
Harpy: *kills*
Harpy: OH I MEANT TO KILL DRACO NOT YOU GOOPS
Harpy: NOO
RubyChao: why harpy
RubyChao: why ;-;
Jumpropeman: Ghouler Blooper
Gooper Blooper: don't worry, harpy only killed Ariel instead
Harpy: NO
Harpy: THATS EVEN WORSE
Gooper Blooper: just as she was discovering herself, too
Harpy: SHE JUST WON AND THEN I KILLED HER
Gooper Blooper: EVEN WHEN SHE WINS SHE LOSES
RubyChao: On the next dramatic episode of Zoofights Rp
RubyChao: TONIGHT SOMEONE DIES
RubyChao: (ariel dies)
RedSpy: Spoiler alert its ari- damn
Jumpropeman: Chao, death is too serious of a subject for our RP. I won't have you ruining things by killing of characters
RubyChao kills off Utsuho

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Jumpropeman: I got two words for my idea
Jumpropeman: Outer Space Bungee Jumping
Harpy: thats four
Jumpropeman: I got two words for you harpy
Jumpropeman: I know that
Harpy: THATS NOT TWO WORDS
Harpy: YOU CAN'T COUNT
Jumpropeman: I got five words for you harpy
Jumpropeman: ouch :(

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Jumpropeman: If I brought Midori back, Mikey and her could date :V
Harpy: but she's attached to Fumes' hand
Harpy: or someone's hand
RedSpy: Mikey is actually Fumes' bloated left hand
RubyChao: it was fumes' hand
Cornwind Evil: IT WAS FUMES' HAND ALLLL ALLOONNGGG
Jumpropeman: All of the bar is actually attached to Fumes.
Jumpropeman: He is actually a cosmic horror with a thousand hands
RedSpy: Final boss
Gooper Blooper: Master Fumes and Crazy Fumes
RubyChao: No see
RubyChao: it's actually Master Fumes and Crazy Sailor

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RedSpy: Donkey Kong has shallow breathing in his sleep
RedSpy: What medical condition does he have
Jumpropeman: He has a case of BeingAGorilla
Cornwind Evil: Sleep apnea?
RedSpy: SLEEP APE-NEA

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Jumpropeman: how tightly will the two ariels have to hug to join together again?
RedSpy: Society cuts them into 4
RubyChao: they don't hug you silly
RedSpy: Then we have the Arielkin
RubyChao: they do the fusion dance
Gooper Blooper: They can't do the idiot hair hug for Ariel lacks idiot hair
Jumpropeman: Stick em in a blender together
Cornwind Evil: Touch will do
RedSpy: >​Ariel lacks idiot hair
RedSpy: What
RedSpy: What no
Gooper Blooper: WILL ARIEL BLEND
Gooper Blooper: *open blender, hundreds of tiny ariels spill out*
Jumpropeman: Ariel Smoke, don't breath this!
Gooper Blooper: IT'S TRUE, SPY
Gooper Blooper: I don't think I've seen art of the FFT archer with an idiot hair
RubyChao: the question is
RubyChao: can Gloria control the Mini-Ariels like Pikmin
RubyChao: she uses her horn in place of olimar's antenna
Gooper Blooper: Gloria's horn is secretly a really buff idiot hair
Jumpropeman: "Just a pic of me hugging myself" #SPREADTHELOVE
Jumpropeman: #HUGYOURSELF
Harpy: FACEBOOK
Jumpropeman: #DONTNEEDNOMAN
Gooper Blooper: Samantha's gonna love this
RedSpy: #STRONGINDEPENDENTARCHER​
Jumpropeman: people still use hashtags on facebook because they crosspost it to twitter or are dumb
Harpy: "but..but what about selfies?"
Jumpropeman: #DOUBLESELFIE
Gooper Blooper: Takes selfie, Red Ariel photobombs it
Jumpropeman: Oceanus's terrible robot skull duckface
Harpy: I tried to imagine that
Harpy: OH GOD
Harpy: MAYBE HE WAS A DUCK ALL ALONG
RedSpy: D: NO

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RedSpy rolled a die with 1 sides. The die showed: 1
RubyChao: >​1 sides

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Draco: CRAP. CRAP. How does wrapping paper work?
Draco: How do you kill it?!
Draco: If you never hear from me again, M_Sheep gets all my
Gooper Blooper: Put it in a recycling bin draco /ariel
Draco left the chat
Draco joined the chat
Draco: Okay, moment of drama over. I just suck at wrapping presents.