Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Chatzy Madness Volume 77: DMbargoing

SteelKomodo stands on head
SteelKomodo: it's a habit now

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The Deleter: i am educating sk in that there are many asses
The Deleter: but there is only one
The Deleter: ass shaker
Burning Mick Foley: Dirk?
The Deleter: yess
The Deleter: sssss
SteelKomodo: sssssssss?

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Draco: Just had a thought...
Draco: If you kill a Sarahkin, do you learn a Thu'ume? Do you become......
Draco: ......the SARAHBORN?
Cornwind Evil: EAT-SWEETTHINGS!
Draco: CAKE-BEGONE
Cornwind Evil: HAM-MERTIME!
Draco: D'OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
Cornwind Evil: I-BEATDRACO!
Draco: B|
Cornwind Evil: They're gonna find my roasted body laid out to eat instead of 17 tomorrow, aren't they
Draco: Nope.
Draco: You can't eat what you can't find. BV

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iDel: Pls enlighten me - is this normal American food
RubyChao: is what
iDel: An eight inch hot dog, covered in tons of bacon, in a bun as big as celestia's ass, slathered in all of the BBQ sauce ever made
iDel: Served with fries
RubyChao: that's regular american food if you're indulgent, yes
iDel: Is that normal American food
iDel: Ah, I see
RubyChao: i just go with plain hot dogs :V
iDel: Cause that is what the diner served me
iDel: It was delicious :3
Gooper Blooper: I've never seen anything around here that offers such a thing for sale, but I'm sure it's out there somewhere
SteelKomodo: we've found such a place, goops
iDel: There is an American diner a short drive from where I live
SteelKomodo: it's called the OK Diner
iDel: It serves very large portions
RubyChao: i'm sure they have such things in new york
RubyChao: we have everything here
Gooper Blooper: There are numerous diners that specialize in feeding people as much as possible
RubyChao: even a space shuttle
Gooper Blooper: viva la sarah
iDel: I'm just happy with that metaphor
iDel: Ruined Forever
SteelKomodo: XD
RubyChao: what's next
RubyChao: will all bread make you think of pilots
iDel: DOOM is what's next
iDel: DOOOOOOM
Gooper Blooper: All large objects are measured in Celestiasses
Gooper Blooper: It's like when people talk about how many Rhode Islands fit into a given country
iDel: Hahahahahaha
SteelKomodo: oh god i'm dying
Gooper Blooper: The Eternal September is rouglhy forty million Celestiasses
Gooper Blooper: that's how big it is
iDel: What have I done
Cornwind Evil: To beat Anubis, you will need roughly forty million Celestiases
Gooper Blooper: That's like fifty Lord Friendship nukes!
RubyChao: dirk would never recover from that sight
Gooper Blooper: Obama designates the ass as a national monument
Gooper Blooper: thanks obama
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: Dirk: *dies from massive nosebleed*
Pit: FFS, Dirk -_-


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Darco: Draco's just having a space beer.
The Deleter: spehss beer
Cornwind Evil: What's the difference between that and a normal beer?
The Deleter: it's served in zero g
The Deleter: so it's in little spheres
SteelKomodo: sphess beer is drank by SPHESS MEHRENS
The Deleter: you can make little planetoids of booze
Darco: The name, I guess.

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Cornwind Evil: OH GOD
Cornwind Evil: NO 6
Cornwind Evil: AHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAH
SteelKomodo: XD
Cornwind Evil: OH GOD
Cornwind Evil: Now THAT'S one hell of a glitch

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Cornwind Evil: God, I remember a stranger wandering into VGCW and just being baffled
Cornwind Evil: "Why are you all talking in caps lock? Why the hell are you talking about Barack Obama?"
Gooper Blooper: they just don't get it

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RubyChao: ""This-is-a-warning_if-y​ou-watch-the-video-there​_s-no-going-back_Watchin​g-it-will-make_IT-come-f​or-YOU_" Thinking this was some sort of hack the kid was working on, I clicked out of the text file and opened the .WAV."
Gooper Blooper: yes, it's some sort of hack
Gooper Blooper: It's always some sort of hack
Harpy: you can't even make file names that long
Gooper Blooper: AND THEN THE HYPER-REALISTIC SKELETONS START POPPING OUT
SteelKomodo: it is ALWAYS some sort of hack in Creepypastoria
Harpy: hyper-realistic sarahkin
RubyChao: "So, let's see... it started about 2 months ago, I had finally beaten Paper Mario: Sticker Star. I had been reminded how great the Paper Mario franchise was."
RubyChao: well there goes my suspension of disbelief
Gooper Blooper: hahahaha

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Cornwind Evil: Simon's defense vs Raw
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 31 sides. The die showed: 29
RubyChao: raw's getting a
RubyChao: RAW deal
RubyChao: i'm sorry. that was bad.
Harpy: NOT THIS PUN AGAIN
SteelKomodo: D:
Gooper Blooper: and welcome back to Tuesday Night Raw

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SteelKomodo: Right, after this, Pit gonna help about
SteelKomodo: with the biggest weapon he's got
Harpy: is it a mace
Harpy: did he borrow Mangus's sword
RubyChao: is it the bottled ego of Old Dirk
Gooper Blooper: It's Celestia's ass
Harpy: this is the butt that never ends

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Cornwind Evil: WHY DOES HARPY KEEP ROLLING 21S
RubyChao: Because It Sucks To Be Simon

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Cornwind Evil: I will note that Simon was aiming at Construct 8 alone
Cornwind Evil: I don't care if Ariel is behind him, he misses her
Cornwind Evil: I don't care if she's suddenly in front of him, she is also suddenly laser whip proof
Cornwind Evil: I AM NOT KILLING ARIEL VIA TRACTOR AGAIN
Cornwind Evil: I HAVE SPOKEN
Gooper Blooper: He knocks Construct 8 backwards and he lands on Ariel
Gooper Blooper: DED
SteelKomodo: Captain Bones walks in, gets smashed apart
SteelKomodo: "ARRR WHY DO THIS KEEP HAPPENIN"

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SteelKomodo: "Jewel Man was a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diamond-cuttin robot designed by Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Light, n' was scheduled ta be scrapped before bein reprogrammed by Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Wily fo' realz. After bein saved by Mega Man, da thug was looted off his company by his fuckin lil' designer n' rechristened Jizzy as part of tha extensive Light crew. Jizzy be a enthusiastic n' jolly funk yo, but his wild lil' flamboyance, rampant bisexualitizzle n' obsessive ludd of pretty gems unnerves his colleagues suttin' fierce yo. Dude was originally busted up ta tha ZFS ta find Rock yo, but is mo' concerned wit flirting, gamblin n' buyin all tha fashionable threadz his schmoooove ass can git his crazy-ass mitts on."
RubyChao: ........jesus christ
A Paper Mache Rhinoceros: Dr. Shiiit?
A Paper Mache Rhinoceros: Wait, no, Dr. Shiiit dis ain't no joke Light
SteelKomodo: I have no idea why it does that

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Draco: So let me get this straight, while Mega Man and Axel Rose are sitting around having a drink, Samus is fighting Spider Man?

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A Paper Mache Rhinoceros: I'm doing it! I'm understanding chem!
Gooper Blooper: >​understanding chemistry
Gooper Blooper: *Josephine intensifies*
A Paper Mache Rhinoceros: Josephine lied
A Paper Mache Rhinoceros: I don't throw things at people and date Dirks at all
A Paper Mache Rhinoceros: I just do math ;-;

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RubyChao: holy shit it's only 9:30
RubyChao: why does it feel later
Saberwulf: Because space time

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Saberwulf: Oh shiiiiiiittttttt Ass Creed Liberation's comeing to PC
Saberwulf: That's the one with the black female protagonist
Gooper Blooper: A black female protagonist? My god, I actually can't think of a single game I've played with such a main character
RubyChao: ...Neither can I, for that matter.
Saberwulf: And she's French!
Saberwulf: And from New Orleans!
Gooper Blooper: FRENCH ANTHEMS
Saberwulf: And she wears functional clothing!
Gooper Blooper: HOW CAN SUCH A GAME EXIST

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Draco: "Hi Air Man. I met your brother, Scuba Bubble, in another dimension and he wanted me to pass along a message: 'oh God why was I designed to feel pain why are you tearing off my legs and beating me with them?'"
Draco: "Also, a celebrity chef called and said your cake was so impenetrable Dr. Wily built a fortress out of it."
Jumpropeman: Man, we need a King of Beasts roast headed by Draco one day
Draco: "Is someone deflating all the balloons or is Pech trying to ssssssssay ssssssssssomething?"
Jumpropeman: just have him rip apart everyone
Jumpropeman: and then maybe insult them too
Draco: D'OH HO HO HO! I see what you did there. =p
Draco: "Erebus' chocolate addiction has gotten so bad they traded in his power armor for a medium tank. It was going to be a light tank, but he stopped at the candy store before the show."
Draco: "It's a little known fact that sugar contains more MP per pound than any other food. That's why Sarah is able to blow holes in the moon using a Cure spell!"
Jumpropeman: we're gonna need to hire a chorus to go "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH" all night
Draco: "Team Reject has been working really hard to develop their teamwork and I think it's because they have a lot in common. Mainly that they're all sidekicks who are about as pretty as a Tapogre after a pint of ale and about half as useful."
Jumpropeman: why do I imagine all these jabs in Gilbert Gottfried's voice?
Draco: I dunno, but I like it. >​u>​
Draco: "There's nothing bad I can say about Antoinette: she's clever, talented, dedicated, and fun-loving, which is a real surprise considering her guardian banished his own funny bone to the Warp for heresy before spending a century moping about it."
Draco: "One of Widow Maker's powers is being super genre-savvy. I could be super genre-savvy too if I'd lived every trope imaginable."
Draco: "Let's hear it for Pit! He went so long without a video game appearance before his triumphant Smash Bros. appearance! How big a tax break did Nintendo get for hiring someone so desperately unemployed?"
Jumpropeman: Fumes has had better paying work than Pit!
Draco: Fumes could afford a hat.
Jumpropeman: hey, begging is a form of income
Draco: And that's why Fumes is alright in my book!
Draco: "I respect Saberwulf as a businessman. Only he could make a business out of stealing things from himself, selling things to himself, and then reselling things to himself without realizing that he is his only customer and supplier."
Draco: "Samus, well, there's only one thing I can say: THE BABY."
Jumpropeman: poor samus, she feels the pain of every mother. She just can't escape the baby
Draco: Alternatively: "What are you doing here, Samus? Your commander didn't give you permission to be out past ten or didn't he give you permission to call for a ride home?"
Jumpropeman: Before you answer, you better make sure talking back is authorized
Draco: "Nothing to say? I guess he didn't permit talking outside of cutscenes either."
Draco: "Hey Mega Man, do they call you the Blue Bomber 'cause you're blue or because every attempt at an actual sequel just bombs?"
Jumpropeman: ouch
Draco: "Josephine and Ariel have it rough living in Sarah's shadow. She's done so many great things, defeated so many powerful monsters, and spread so much joy in the world that her accomplishments cast a large shadow. And by accomplishments I mean her fat belly."
Draco: "Even I'd be afraid if I lived under it; you never know when she's going to sit down and wipe out all life on Earth."
Draco: Roast Yer Mates: an insult comedy contest hosted by Draco and held at the newly-renovated Mechos Memorial Concert Hall.
Draco: "Jonesy used to be a member of the elite Firebat Corps. Her teammates thought this appropriate 'cause she's so smoking hot, but really she was recruited based on her cooking experience. (Hey, remember when I won Feed Yer Mates? Yeah, that happened.)"
Jumpropeman: Draco should have gotten his own cooking show after that
Jumpropeman: he beat out all the other supposed best cooks
Jumpropeman: damn network television can't see talent when its right in front of their noses!
Draco: Zephyrus would never have forgiven him for hogging all the ratings.
Draco: Damn. You're right though; Draco could've started as a cooking show host and used that to launch his own line of cooking wares a la Martha Stewart! D=
Draco: Hell, she even has her own lines of luxury pet beds.
Jumpropeman: Cooking wares? You mean Cooking Wars, right?
Draco: Right.

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SteelKomodo: I have had my hair cut
SteelKomodo: and I feel
Gooper Blooper waits for it
SteelKomodo changed name to Jewel Man

Gooper Blooper: I KNEW IT
Jewel Man: Fabulous~
The Deleter: hahahaha
Jewel Man: :U

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Harpy: GOOPS SPOTTED
Harpy: PREPARE THE DONUTS

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Harpy: Del hasn't RPed much :<
SteelKomodo: :<
RubyChao: >:
Gooper Blooper: >:<
The Deleter: >::,,::< spiders

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Jumpropeman: Armadon is going to have to do an inspection of the bar, see if Glacius lives up to the hype
Harpy: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Harpy: YES
Jumpropeman: if its too dirty... "ALL STAR PEOPLE MUST GO"
Harpy: and have a drink, too
Harpy: I mean Tallish might have something fitting for a god of life
Gooper Blooper: SPONGEBOB, THE HEALTH INSPECTOR'S HERE
Jumpropeman: *serves him a Netherghast, HIS scales fall off*

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Gooper Blooper: Bowser is never harmed by lava! (except when he is)
Harpy: bloozer
RubyChao: that's bowser in a nutshell
RubyChao: He's never stopped by anything except when he is

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RubyChao: I'll probably have tried at least one game thanks to RP by next year, though
Gooper Blooper waves a copy of FF Dawn of Souls in front of Chao's face
Jumpropeman: *waves...um...the Life Stinks movie in Chao's face?*
Harpy: ...
Harpy: I never really finished Dawn of Souls
Gooper Blooper: D:
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: D:

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Gooper Blooper cringes from lightning
Gooper Blooper: it's going crazy out there holy shit
Gooper Blooper: SAMMY I KNOW YOU WANTED TO VISIT BUT CALM DOWN
Harpy: Sammy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Harpy: or is she going aeiou
Harpy: she mad that you took her atari high scores dufe
RubyChao: she's going aeeeeeiou
Harpy: SHE BACK FOR REVENGE

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iDel: Also is anyone interested in taking part in an RPG I might run on the forum
iDel: Because those worked so well last time
Electro Blooper: haha
iDel: It will be set in the universe of galactic civilisations, so it's thin parodies of star trek races and being a bit serious and campy at the same time
Harpy: i'm sorry i'm ascending in 19 years, del
Harpy: that's how long this game will take
iDel: Damn it harpy I'm dmbargoing you
Electro Blooper: WE SHALL ASCEND
iDel: *embargoing
Harpy: Laaaawl
SteelKomodo: Lawlz
Electro Blooper: and all that tat mate git
iDel: Where's your money gone? That's right, I have it
iDel: I like big bucks and I cannot lie
iDel: The other races can't deny
RubyChao: dmbargoing is when you restrict people from running tabletop rpgs
iDel: When the trade comes in with an itty bitty crate and the money in your face you get RICH
Harpy: so you really like male deer, del?
iDel: get out
Harpy: no
iDel: Yes
Jumpropeman: *harpy's banned*

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Jumpropeman: how i imagine cornwind types
Cornwind Evil: God I wish
Cornwind Evil: Now see, BLACK PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THIS
Cornwind Evil: Do do, do do do do do do, do do
Cornwind Evil: AND WHITE PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THIS
Cornwind Evil: Dee dee dee, dee dee dee, dee dee dee!
Electro Blooper: STAR PEOPLE TYPE LIKE DADADADA
Jumpropeman: ORVANCIAN PEOPLE DONT TYPE AT ALL!

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Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
Harpy: FUCKING HELL, SIREN
Electro Blooper: hahaha siren
Harpy: PLEASE
Electro Blooper: See, what happened was
Electro Blooper: All that time you weren't using her, she was getting mediocre rolls and combining them into 20s and 21s
Electro Blooper: JUST FOR THIS PLOT
SteelKomodo: Ahahahaha
RubyChao: siren hijacked the tractor for her own gain
Harpy: she hacked the tractor
Cornwind Evil: Hactor
Harpy: RUBY STOP READING MY MIND BEFORE I GO UP THERE AND...AND...
Harpy: TAKE YOUR VIDYAH GAMES
RubyChao: noooo not my vidya games D:
Electro Blooper: You know all those creepypasta games where the narrator says I THOUGHT IT MUST BE HACKED
Electro Blooper: Siren did it
Harpy: well, the fey are generally mischevious
Harpy: So they might have fucked with games to make them creepier than they are supposed to
Harpy: of course, doesn't mean they're particularly good at it :U
Electro Blooper: Hence why so many game creepypastas are terrible!
Electro Blooper: it all makes sense

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Electro Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 5
Electro Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6

Electro Blooper: Rolled two since I have two guys
Electro Blooper: Oh wait 8 uses a miniboss tractor
Electro Blooper rolled a die with 26 sides. The die showed: 1
Electro Blooper: hahaha
Electro Blooper: welp
RubyChao: ...bwahahaah
Jumpropeman: Construct 8 falls down, crushes Ariel
Electro Blooper: DED

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RubyChao: siren tractor has no brakes
Harpy: Siren really is Gloria
Harpy: wait
Harpy: the summoner in FFT can summon a faerie, which is a type of fey
Harpy: GLORIA SUMMONS SIREN
Jumpropeman: Gloria would have to kill her first V:
Harpy: Siren just takes another form because she's too lazy
Jumpropeman: that's actually a pretty good idea for a fite
Harpy: good thing Siren is a fey, she can revive herself after a few days
Jumpropeman: Tractor Goddess show down
Jumpropeman: guest starring Victor as the ref
Harpy: who said it couldn't be a 3 way fite
Electro Blooper: Ariel watches and just cries the whole time
Jumpropeman: i've been waiting for a good 3 way fite :3
RubyChao: samus sits next to her and consoles
Electro Blooper: The fight would be full of ridiculous dodges
Electro Blooper: And equally ridiculous attacks
Jumpropeman: I believe the phrase is "nice dodge dere :3"

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Gooper Blooper: Ariel would not last five seconds against Raw in a fight
Gooper Blooper: We know what CW does to Ariel!
Jumpropeman: *Ariel would not last five seconds in a fight

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RubyChao: The Bones family has a long and proud heritage in the transportation industry
Gooper Blooper: "I also like how he figures if he turns his face away the kid won't notice he's a skeleton. What gets me about this is that the kid's obviously figured it out but won't say anything, and the parents are blind or something."
SteelKomodo: XD

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Cornwind Evil: OKAY CHATZY IT IS TIM FOR THE MYSTERY BOX
Cornwind Evil: FIRST CLOOOOOOOOOO IS SOMETHING GREEN
RedSpy: CHATZY EEZ TEEM
Harpy: its clearly the bar frogs
Cornwind Evil: IT IS NOT THE BAR FRUGZ
SteelKomodo: WEED
The Deleter: it's oceanus
Cornwind Evil: ITS NOT FUCKIN WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER
SteelKomodo: XD
Cornwind Evil: IT IS OCEANUS
SteelKomodo: worth it. totally worth it
The Deleter: hahahaha CW got it
Cornwind Evil: YOU WIN
The Deleter: whoooo
The Deleter: i won
The Deleter: do i get to keep oceanus
The Deleter: those are the rules right
RedSpy: Wait, it's Oceanus?
Cornwind Evil: NO YOU WIN A FULL FRONTAL LOBOTOMY
Cornwind Evil does just that.
The Deleter: shit
The Deleter: noooooooo
Harpy: welp
The Deleter: I DIED LIKE I LIVED
The Deleter: GETTING INVASIVE SURGERY

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Harpy: *sees that wulf rebloged a pic of someone eatting pizza sexily*
Harpy: WULF TAG YOUR DARN PIZZA PORN :I
Saberwulf: My blog's safe for work
Saberwulf: Unlike half the blogs I follow that think "oh hey time to reblog a SEA OF ASSES"
Gooper Blooper: dirkblog.doc

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Harpy: i have an intense craving for crackers

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Saberwulf: I just saw someone refer to a men's publication as a "lad mag" and I'm just in love with that term now

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A smile joined the chat
A smile: :)
Harpy: :3
Cornwind Evil: It's a smile
Cornwind Evil: Don't worry, be happy
RubyChao: :)
SteelKomodo: Hello :)
RubyChao: smile.chatzy
A smile: :D
Cornwind Evil: Are we on Bot Candid Camera?
Harpy: Thanks, bot, I really needed that
Harpy: *hugs a smile*
Gooper Blooper: :)
A smile changed name to Jumpropeman
Harpy: :o
SteelKomodo: Oh, it's JRM!
Harpy: Jumpropeman, i'm sorry I confused you for a bot
Jumpropeman: just thought people might need some happy :)

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M Sheep: Celestia's real power is super versatility
M Sheep: Black magic, robotics, hacking, cooking, dancing, mmo playing
Gooper Blooper: she does it all!
RedCroc: Her power is ass
RubyChao: but can she see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
RedCroc: If she ever joins forces with Ricard and Dirk the whole universe will die
RedCroc: The Assmaggeddon
M Sheep: Always so much butts in this chatzy
Gooper Blooper: The greatest victory of ZFRP would be due to butts
Gooper Blooper: Twas booty slayed the beast
M Sheep groan

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SteelKomodo: oh btw - I wanna discuss me and Del being in the attack on Facility H
Cornwind Evil: Good idea.
Cornwind Evil: GB, SK and RB have PT in ADV, U can 2
Gooper Blooper: ACRONYMS
RubyChao: cornwind caught acronym fever
SteelKomodo: XD
RubyChao: is there even a cure
Cornwind Evil: Darn it I ruined my sentence by typing RB instead of RC
Gooper Blooper: Ruby Blooper
Cornwind Evil: Anyway they posted in advance you can too
RedSpy: Obviously Breaking Bad is just the prequel to Malcolm in the Middle
Cornwind Evil: THEY DID THE FUSION DANCE

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Cornwind Evil: Hey Ariel
Cornwind Evil: ...I mean GB
Gooper Blooper changed name to Ariel

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RubyChao: link
Gooper Blooper: sarah_siren_hybrid.gif

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Harpy: hey wulf, are you gonna celebrate David's birthday today
Harpy: make it rain weaponry and cakes?
Saberwulf: I actually never gave David a birthday
Harpy: well he was called Saberwulf at one point
Harpy: so he has your birthday
Harpy: THIS IS MY CANON AND NOTHING YOU SAY WILL CHANGE THAT
Gooper Blooper: Widow Maker has my birthday
Saberwulf: Saberwulf was a code name based off a hero his father met in the desert wastes
Saberwulf: That hero was actually David too
iDel: Jonesy doesn't have one and I need to give her one I guess
Saberwulf: Yes this was an actual plot at one point
RubyChao: AND THEN IT TURNED OUT DAVID'S DAD
RubyChao: WAS ALSO DAVID
SteelKomodo: Nothing to do with Killer instinct, sadly :<
Saberwulf: Well his name IS Arcturus Wulf
baseball god christopher robin: Plot twist we are all David attached to Fumes arms
Saberwulf: It's goatsnakes all the way down

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Harpy: stomach acting up
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: its due to something i ate i bet
Gooper Blooper changed name to Painter
Painter: IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I ATE
RubyChao: hopefully it's not food poisoning
Harpy: haaa
Painter: BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO-
RubyChao: i got that once and it was a terrible weekend
Painter crushed by giant treasure chest

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Gooper Blooper: Broadcaster bazza87: VGCW is always Tuesday from now on
arturiax: BAZZA HOW MUCH DID BISON PAY YOU


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RubyChao: topic on another forum: Gloria Is A Liar
RubyChao: first thought was of the sarahkin
RubyChao: another thing ruined
Gooper Blooper: Gloria is NOT a liar! :I
RubyChao: you sure
RubyChao: didn't you see the ball of misdemeanors? she never told anyone about breaking that vase!
SteelKomodo: Pffffft

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Gooper Blooper: VGCW PROMO LIVE

(The promo advertises a VGCW match between Red and Scorpion)

Gooper Blooper: CW did you catch that
Cornwind Evil eyes are narrow. Very narrow.
Cornwind Evil: TIME FOR SOMEONE TO BE DETHRONED.
Gooper Blooper: haha
Gooper Blooper: oblivion4568238: You come to the midcard, you job to Scorpion.
Cornwind Evil: TIME FOR HELL TO FREEZE OVER
RubyChao: RED'S MIGHT WILL BE FOUND LACKING
Cornwind Evil: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. *gets in Chao's face*

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Gooper Blooper: Guess what happens when the lightest Sarahkin starts chugging alcohol
A VERY terrible sinner: RIP Ariel
Gooper Blooper: DED FROM ALCOHOL POISONING
Gooper Blooper: Ariel's gravestone says "19XX - 2013 - 2013 - 2013 - 2013 - 2013 - "
A VERY terrible sinner: "Continued on other side"
Gooper Blooper: Well somebody had to replace Erebus
RubyChao: Erebus and Ariel have a conversation
RubyChao: They spend an hour on all the times they died
Cornwind Evil: This was the Super Mario World of vacations for Ariel
 A VERY terrible sinner: more like the Far Cry 3 of vacations
Gooper Blooper: If we use this setting again next year, "vacation" will be hard to justify as a reason
Gooper Blooper: "Ooh, honey, how about we honeymoon at the ZFS?" "...That place Ariel died like fifteen times?" "Yes, why?"
RubyChao: pfft
A VERY terrible sinner: "Honey, if we didn't go to places Ariel died at, we wouldn't have anywhere to go at all!"
Gooper Blooper: Nonsense, she actually didn't die once last year

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Draco: Unnecessary drama time: turns out Draco isn't actually a god. He was just hallucinating and actually has golden skin cancer instead. =V
Gooper Blooper: He can hang out with David and they can swap cancer stories

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Gooper Blooper: Unless anyone has anything else to say to Drunken Ariel, I'm gonna head off for tonight
Draco: "You stink!" a new, never-to-be-seen-again character suddenly shouts.
RubyChao: nite goops
A VERY terrible sinner: nifgr man
A VERY terrible sinner: err
A VERY terrible sinner: night
Gooper Blooper: JRM may need sleep more than I do
Gooper Blooper: Ariel probably does stink a little, as she has not gotten around to taking a shower after that gauntlet of a battle
Gooper Blooper: She will eventually drunkenly weave her way to the showers, wash up, change into fluffy green pajamas, and sleep while cuddling her stuffed turtle
Gooper Blooper: This has been Unnecessary Details About Ariel
Cornwind Evil: And when she wakes up, THERE'S A HORSE HEAD IN HER BED
Draco: And it's STILL ALIVE.
A VERY terrible sinner: no, the IPU D:
A VERY terrible sinner: she can't see the head those cause its invisobill

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RubyChao: remind you of anyone?
A VERY terrible sinner: no D:
RedSpy: Gloria pls D:
Harpy: Gloria, I don't think you want to become an oni
Harpy: YOU MADE HER SAKE DROP, SHE MAD NOW
Harpy: marisa stole the precious sake

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