Gooper Blooper: By the way, what ever happened to Kwah-Kas? Is he just in Unused Character Limbo, because I've been there.
TheDeleter: unused character limbo
TheDeleter: i had plans for him but he kinda vanished and no-one seems to care really
Gooper Blooper: Shootin' the breeze with Pech and Solomon
SteelKomodo: yeah :<
TheDeleter: see the final battle against mengsk was gonna be longer and more seigey, and kwah-kas was gonna fuse with another protoss to become an Archon, basically a badass entropy elemental that blows shit up for a few minutes and then evaporates
TheDeleter: buuuuut
TheDeleter: stuff
Gooper Blooper: Stuff. It's always stuff!
TheDeleter: stuff AND things
TheDeleter: accursed things!
Gooper Blooper: The things devour each other until only one remains
Gooper Blooper: And that is "the thing" everyone talks about
Gooper Blooper: "That was a thing." "THE LAST OF ITS KIND."
TheDeleter: indeed
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DOTAleter: wheee
SteelKomodo: Wheee
Gooper Blooper: Wii
DOTAleter: WII WHEEL
DOTAleter: THE BABY
Gooper Blooper: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mH3d0DZ9L._SL500_AA300_.jpg
RedSpy: ...
SteelKomodo: Please tell me that is not real
SteelKomodo: ...it is, isn't it?
Gooper Blooper: http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/2295/1228969715941ki6.jpg
RedSpy: Wouldn't be surprised
RedSpy: . . .
Gooper Blooper: http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/original.jpg
SteelKomodo: GOD HAND IS A GOOD GAME YOU IGNORANT GINAP GINAP RAAAWRG
Cornwind Evil: Unfortunately
Cornwind Evil: It's kind of a niche, limited game
Gooper Blooper: http://p.twimg.com/AocQZGhCIAA9IDl.jpg
Cornwind Evil: I can see why a mainstream site like IGN wouldn't 'get it'
SteelKomodo: Well, you can't spell Ignorant without IGN
Gooper Blooper: http://d.asset.soup.io/asset/2049/5533_4613.jpeg
Cornwind Evil: Okay, that last one is probably deserved
Gooper Blooper: The babby on the left gets me every goddamn time
SteelKomodo: THE BABY
Gooper Blooper: THE PARTY BABY
RedSpy: . . . Will ANY game surpass
RedSpy: The party babies
Cornwind Evil: Well
Cornwind Evil: We'll always have God Hand's closing credits song
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TheDeleter: yo bus
TheDeleter: got a queshetion
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
TheDeleter: (see what i did there)
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SteelKomodo: Stop buzzing round my room fly D:<
M_Sheep: Never!
M_Sheep: I mean
M_Sheep: uh
SteelKomodo: ...get out of my house M Sheep D:<
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Gooper Blooper: I shall return later - not only do I have some chores to complete, but I am going to attempt to BOIL POTATOES
Gooper Blooper: Truly, I am a master chef
SteelKomodo: WOOT!
SteelKomodo: Good luck!
Gooper Blooper: you put the damn things in a pot and add water, how hard could it possibly-*hair catches on fire*
TheDeleter: don't jinx it goops
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: i put a whole bulb of garlic in a pasta dish once like an idiot
TheDeleter: what the fuck was i even thinking
Saberwulf: Oh god that just makes me sick thinking about it
TheDeleter: thankfully it didn't turn out too bad
TheDeleter: but still
TheDeleter: not ever making that mistake again
Gooper Blooper: THE POTATOES ARE BOILING OH MY GOD
TheDeleter: HE'S DOING IT
Gooper Blooper: SCIENNNNNNCE
SteelKomodo: YEEAAAAH!
Saberwulf: Man, now I wanted some boiled potatoes with some butter and spice
SteelKomodo: what's stopping ya?
TheDeleter: damn it wulf now i'm hungry too
SteelKomodo: that sounds delicious
Saberwulf: The "not having any potatoes" is stopping me
SteelKomodo: ah
Gooper Blooper: THEY ARE FINISHED (I think)
SteelKomodo: YAY!
Gooper Blooper: I am now pushing my luck by cooking a burger to go with the potatoes. I'm flying by the seat of my pants here
TheDeleter: no man no
TheDeleter: don't push it
TheDeleter: you could unleash true calamity upon us
Saberwulf: That burgs gonna be bad man
Saberwulf: You don't want a bad burg
Saberwulf: I know a lot about boygas
Gooper Blooper: I'm sure it won't be up to Joe's impossible standards
TheDeleter: he's the boyga king man
TheDeleter: wait
TheDeleter: damn it
SteelKomodo: XD
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Gooper Blooper: ...holy living fuck
Gooper Blooper: http://www.kobbers.com/
Gooper Blooper: NO GUST
RedSpy: FREAKING KOBBERS
Gooper Blooper: YOU ARE THE KOBBERS
SteelKomodo: AHAHAHAHA BRILLIANT
Gooper Blooper: And then the Storm Bikers were kobbers.
SteelKomodo: ...suddenly, it makes sense
Saberwulf: He shotted all the kobbers
SteelKomodo: You thought this was set in America all along
SteelKomodo: But nope - it was AUSTRALIA
TheDeleter: mother of god
TheDeleter: the twist
TheDeleter: its incredible
Saberwulf: Just like Half Life 2
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TheDeleter: i caaaant internet no more
TheDeleter: i must speep
TheDeleter: uh
TheDeleter: sleep
Gooper Blooper: return of the speep
RedSpy: night man
Gooper Blooper: IT'S PEEPS BACKWARDS
TheDeleter: night all, stay cool
Jumpropeman: Go to speep, go to speep, go to speep little Deleter
TheDeleter: goddamn it goops
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Gooper Blooper: what the hell
Jumpropeman: um
Gooper Blooper: Spy?
Jumpropeman: you okay spy?
Gooper Blooper: Did Missingno-?
RedSpy: Sorry
RedSpy: Was moving comp upstairs
Saberwulf: Please reboot your Redspy.bat
RedSpy: Now its wigging out on me
Gooper Blooper: That's a new one
RedSpy: Its all weird and zoomed in
Erebus: Technical tap time
Gooper Blooper: smack it with a wrench
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TheDeleter: yo 'bus
TheDeleter: you on steam yet
Gooper Blooper: *psssh*
TheDeleter: dr bulgrave has upgraded the bus
TheDeleter: he will be faster
TheDeleter: stronger
Gooper Blooper: and bemonocled
TheDeleter: more gaslight fantasy than ever before
Gooper Blooper: with watch parts all over him
TheDeleter: stick some gears on him, call it steampunk
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Saberwulf: David hasn't been at the bar because he's literally been in the machine the entire time
Saberwulf: Like came into Celestia's lab and is like "Oh man my badger DNA thinks that's a really cool place to snuggle up" and now this
Gooper Blooper: pfff
TheDeleter: ahahahaha
TheDeleter: im imagining him all sorta
TheDeleter: rolled up
TheDeleter: like those weird fruit strip things you put in lunchboxes
Gooper Blooper: Paper David
Saberwulf: Because she was trying to do that "somehow in the bar without noise" David and Jaxx could do. Also David rolled up is like a can of peanuts filled with those snakes.
Gooper Blooper: Collect the seven horribly unstable star-shaped manmade elements
Saberwulf: He already made Zephyrus Widow, I'm sure Paper David is next
Gooper Blooper: Jaxx replaces Anti Guy
Cornwind Evil: You are referencing things I do not know
Gooper Blooper: CW has not played Paper Mario
Gooper Blooper: D:
TheDeleter: CW
TheDeleter: drop everything
TheDeleter: right now
TheDeleter: and play paper mario
Erebus: RIGHT now.
Saberwulf: *gets in car and drives to Canada to beat CW with Paper Mario cart*
TheDeleter: hell abandon your friends if you must
Gooper Blooper: oh thank god you all agree with me that is a beautiful, beautiful game
Gooper Blooper: It is home to the best Bowser
TheDeleter: i do not care how you acquire a copy, but you better damn well do it!
Erebus: Take off your socks so they won't be knocked off, and PLAY THAT GAME
Gooper Blooper: the BEST Bowser
Gooper Blooper: Especially the second one on GameCube
Saberwulf: Thousand Year door is great. RAWK HAWK
Cornwind Evil: I don't own any Nintendo systems any more
Gooper Blooper: STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES YOU CHICKEN NUGGET
Gooper Blooper: *GASP*
Cornwind Evil: After Playstation I never looked back
TheDeleter: I SWALLOWED A DANG BLOOPER
Saberwulf: GB is gonna have a heart attack brah
Gooper Blooper: AGjhsgajdsjad
Saberwulf: You're killing him
Gooper Blooper: kglnglkd
TheDeleter: you monster
Saberwulf: It's widow maker all over again
Gooper Blooper: fuck
TheDeleter: use a goddamn emulator or whatever
Erebus: He'll turn into an infant and THEN WHERE WILL WE BE
Gooper Blooper: conwind pls
Saberwulf: gooby pls
Gooper Blooper: gooby y not ply pappr mario
Gooper Blooper: dolan i dunt hav systm
Gooper Blooper: gooby pls
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Gooper Blooper: I'd like to make a confession
Gooper Blooper: I've never played any Zeldas
Saberwulf: what
Saberwulf: you're shitting me
Saberwulf: you're seriously fucking shitting me Goops
Cornwind Evil: C'est la vie, SW.
Gooper Blooper: I'm proof it's possible to somehow avoid the series despite owning multiple nintendo systems
Erebus: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE
Gooper Blooper: I'm not sure how
Saberwulf: I'm gonna break into your house now
TheDeleter: WELL LOOK WHO JUST SIGNED UP FOR THE BONEWAGON VISIT
Saberwulf: I... I have a confession too
Erebus: Nooooooooooooo
Saberwulf: I don't think Blade Runner is that good of a movie
Saberwulf: yep
Gooper Blooper: I watch like no movies
Erebus: ....Eh, take it or leave it.
Saberwulf: I USED TO WATCH INUYASHA AND I LOVED IT THERE I SAID IT
TheDeleter: who the fuck are you people
TheDeleter: where am I
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