Cornwind Evil: GB's on Zoofights
Cornwind Evil: He will hopefully join us here soon
SteelKomodo: Yay!
RedSpy: Bigmouth Billy Bass for next year's RP character
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
RedSpy: HA!
SteelKomodo: Hi Goops!
RedSpy: Knew that'd summon Goops
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M_Sheep: I have but one complaint about FYMBLE, Goops
M_Sheep: Not enough Sakura Atari
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TheDeleter: eshe said she'd been in a relationship with a human before
TheDeleter: any details? i know it ended terribly
Gooper Blooper: Well he said he hadn't had a bite in weeks
Gooper Blooper: SO SHE ATE HIM
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: dun dun duuuun
TheDeleter: well looks like Del is headed for SAD TIMES in the future
Erebus: When Eshe was turned she felt like she couldn't make it as a Vampire, so pretty much ran away from the Knighthood back to her village and to her childhood friend's house, who she was in a relationship with for about five days before the thirst overpowered her and she ended up killing him. Then one of the Outrunners for the Knighthood came up to her and told her they'd been following her and could have gotten her any time they wanted, but they wanted to drive home the lesson that she wasn't human anymore.
Erebus: ...Summarized, anywho.
Gooper Blooper: ...I was right? Shit, I was joking D:
RedSpy: See also: Erebus being afraid of puppets
SteelKomodo: Stop being psychic Goops D:
RedSpy: I think the 'Bus just reads our suggestions
RedSpy: And makes them grim as fuck
Gooper Blooper: "One time Erebus stubbed his toe" "FIVE MILENNIA AGO I ENGAGED IN COMBAT WITH DIGGER THE DERMAPHRODITE"
M_Sheep: SINCE THEN MY TOE HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME!
RedSpy: . . . Oh god that thing D:
RedSpy: But that's not NEARLY as fun as when Erebus teamed up with Ben Stein to fight dry, red eyes
TheDeleter: oh man
TheDeleter: what happens to Eshe at the end of the year
Erebus: "I myself took the skull of the benedryl bee."
M_Sheep: IN FACT, IT SHRIVELED INTO A SHADOW OF A HUSK OF WHAT A TOE WAS
M_Sheep: AND THEN IT FELL OFF
Gooper Blooper: "It was boogerlike humanoids. Boogerlike humanoids as far as the eye could see."
RedSpy: Eshe gets stolen away by the Ghostbusters?
Gooper Blooper: "Fortunately I had recently acquired a bottle of Mucinex."
M_Sheep: "But such power came with a terrible cost!"
Gooper Blooper: "I could not save the pregnant women, for they had not the time to consult a doctor."
M_Sheep: "AND THEN MY TOE CAME BACK!"
M_Sheep: "But it was..CHANGED.."
Gooper Blooper: Lordtoe
M_Sheep: I mean, aside from no longer being attached to my body."
M_Sheep: "AND THEN IT MURDERED MY PARENTS"
Erebus: Erebus's parents died in grimdark urban neighborhood plotlines, thank you :crossarms:
TheDeleter: "But that was okay because I never liked them."
Erebus: "and that was why I KILLED THEM WITH MY TOE."
M_Sheep: "I mean, seriously"
Gooper Blooper: MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAD
M_Sheep: "SVILZERIAN?"
Erebus: Erebus would have actually been named Szo Sahaal if I could have found any more pictures of him.
M_Sheep: "What kind of sadistic ork gives their child such a name."
Erebus: BUT IT WAS NOT TO BEEEEEEEE~
SteelKomodo: "I'm Erebatman."
M_Sheep: Not to be confused with Skeirobatman!
M_Sheep: "My parents are bread."
TheDeleter: m sheep has won the internet
TheDeleter: congratulations!
SteelKomodo hands M Sheep the Internet.
Erebus: Welp.
M_Sheep: CONGRATURATIONS
M_Sheep: YOU ARE WINNER
Erebus: ZF RP is over, nothing we write will be as good as that. Pack it in, people, see you next year.
Gooper Blooper: it's beautiful
M_Sheep: I DESTROY EVERYTHING I TOOOOOUCH
Gooper Blooper: RP will only die when M Sheep finishes all his plots
Gooper Blooper: So don't worry guys
Erebus: So..... in like ten years or so?
M_Sheep: brb
M_Sheep: laughing too hard
TheDeleter: XD
Gooper Blooper: That's only if he doesn't introduce more
Erebus: OH GOD, We'll be RPing until we're old and grey o.O
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Erebus: Speaking of, did you guys see my earlier idea?
Gooper Blooper: Could you be more specific?
Erebus: The way, way earlier one, when I got off work and said if no one had plot that Morgana's absences and unlimited leisure time was going to have been due to setting up a Quidditch pitch.
Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah
Gooper Blooper: I saw that
Gooper Blooper: Morgana going public with the Harry Potter fanboying
Gooper Blooper: WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS
Erebus: If she can ever get over herself long enough to mention it XD
Erebus: YER A WIZARD ZEPHYRUS
RedSpy: So now he's a light warrior, a bearer of the element of friendship, AND a wizard
Erebus: Does Mach have a Broomstick mode?
Gooper Blooper: If Optimus came back and did that Autobot whatever-it-is doohickey with Mach...
Erebus: Nah, it's cool, Morgana already enchanted a couple of brooms to fly. Mostly to pretend other people are playing with her.
Gooper Blooper: That mental image is kinda sad :<
Gooper Blooper: Like Milhouse tossing the frisbee and chasing after it
RedSpy: Pah. Who needs to DO that?
RedSpy: My 10 thousand year old loneliness can easily be quenched by TELEPORTING after the frisbee
RedSpy: Foolish mortal
Erebus: Pretty much just like Milhouse chasing after the frisbee. Except Morgana is self aware enough to know how sad that is.
Erebus: So yaaayyy
Erebus: -muppet arms, camera pans out, adiago for strings plays-
Gooper Blooper: That mental image, meanwhile, is beautiful in its lunacy
Gooper Blooper: Morgana, muppet arming, all alone, with sad music
Gooper Blooper: *slow pan out to show she's in Mongolia, where nothing ever happens*
Erebus: And then just sighing.
Gooper Blooper: "At least I have half this giant cake to myself."
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Gooper Blooper: I gotta get to bed, night guys
Saberwulf: Night
Gooper Blooper left the chat
Erebus: Night ma- damnit
RedSpy: Night Go- DAMNIT
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Saberwulf: So, anyone engaged in anything of interest?
Erebus: Cleaning my house, rocking the fuck out. Normal stuff and thingery. You?
Saberwulf: Eating pizza and about to put on some sick ass ELO songs
Saberwulf: So the usual
Erebus: Hell yeah
Saberwulf: You are always so pumped
Saberwulf: "Hey Erebus my cat just died" "METAL squidelly doo"
RedSpy: pffffffffft
Erebus: Your cat died? FUCK YEAH HIGH FIVE WOOOO
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RedSpy: THE LIGHT WARRIORS ARE BACK IN BUSINESS!
RedSpy: Now we need to get Erebus out of his middle age
RedSpy: Ditch that ice cream gut, bring back the power armor
Harpy: is bus having a middle age crisis
Erebus: Nope
Harpy: even though he's not even middle age?
Harpy: :U
Erebus: Still kicking ass and doing things
RedSpy: I know, i was joking
Harpy: would have been funny if it was true
Erebus: His mid-life crisis was like five millennia ago, when he bought the neon blue Land Raider.
RedSpy: . . . pffffffft
RedSpy: Wait, if that's his MID life crisis
Inurian: xD
Harpy: what
Harpy: xD
RedSpy: And that was exactly 5000 years ago . . .
RedSpy: OH GOD THAT'S A BAD OMEN
Erebus: Took up golf (with the severed heads of his enemies)
Erebus: Nah, Adeptus Astartes are immortal anyway. Probably. No one knows, none have ever died of natural causes yet. In another thousand years guess it's time for ANOTHER middle life crisis XD
TheDeleter: jonesy would not be there to see that [frown]
SteelKomodo: [frown]
Erebus: .....8C
TheDeleter: unless she trades in BABBY coupon for IMMORTALITY for some reason
RedSpy: She would if she regularly bathed in Jumpropeman's time dust
Saberwulf: "Hey Jonesy kill these children for me and I'll make you live forever"
Saberwulf: "THEY'RE EVIL"
Saberwulf: "THIS ONE IS A CHANGELING"
RedSpy: "THIS ONE OWES ME FIVE BUCKS"
Erebus: "A BABBY CHANGELING"
TheDeleter: hahaha
Saberwulf: AND THEN JONESY'S BABBY IS A CHANGELING OH FUCK
Saberwulf: TIME DIALATION
TheDeleter: "DAMN IT DAVID D8"
TheDeleter: And then Jonesy spent the rest of her life with PTSD and in a care home
Erebus: and then Erebus has to curb-stomp a child and no one ever talks about it ever again because of TERRIBLE.
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Harpy: is that
Harpy: a picture of a chemist WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER
Gooper Blooper: Yes, Harpy
Gooper Blooper: Yes it is
Gooper Blooper: When I saw that, I knew Josephine had to get a rawket lawnchair
Harpy: this is great, I'm glad i'm back xD
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TheDeleter: kwah was irritated at del btw
TheDeleter: he was trying to tell him important shit, but del was too busy dating a vampire to care
TheDeleter: thats life eh?
RedSpy: "Friend Delmond, I just got back from a serious battle. Can you part lips with your girlfriend for just one second so I may inform you?"
RedSpy: . . . Wow, I guessed that before you typed it up xD
Gooper Blooper: Acquaintance Delmond
TheDeleter: it was pretty damn important too!
TheDeleter: another protoss cut him up for Reasons
TheDeleter: also spy that is now word for word what he said
TheDeleter: Del's response was a muffled "nah"
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RedSpy: I keep reading Garland as Garfield
SteelKomodo: pffft wat
RedSpy: That is obviously the big twist Goops has planned
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RedSpy: Who do we need to hunt down to get your name back?
GB: HE GOES BY THE NAME OF "GOOPER BLOOPER"
GB: Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
RedSpy: Hatless?
RedSpy: That BASTARD
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Cornwind Evil: Guard: Welcome to Corneria!
Cornwind Evil: Del: I like guns
Cornwind Evil: Guard: Welcome to Corneria!
Cornwind Evil: Del: I like guns
Cornwind Evil: Guard: Welcome to Corneria!
Cornwind Evil: Del: I like guns
Cornwind Evil: Jonesy: URGE...TO DESTROY THE WORLD...RISING...
TheDeleter: >:I
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Erebus: Del does know that the Knighthood is basically lawful good and are literally knights who have the common people's best interests at heart, right?
TheDeleter: uh
TheDeleter: not really
Erebus: ....Eh, oh well. ONWARD!
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Saberwulf: "Various flavors of bullshit" is pretty much how I'd describe all of ZFRP
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Saberwulf asked Chatzy to choose between write a text adventure and keep being useless. Chatzy chose: keep being useless
Saberwulf: Thanks Chatzy
Saberwulf: Thatzy
SteelKomodo: D:
TheDeleter: chatzy - enabling uselessness since 2012
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