TheDeleter: wulf, can we get a vague time for murdering people for babies
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RedSpy: >Dweebus
RedSpy: I'm now imagining Erebus dressed as Urkel
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: oh dear god
Erebus: "...This is the worst halloween imaginable."
RedSpy: *Dweebus looks at an Eldar impaled on his talons* "DID I DO THAT?"
TheDeleter: "YES YOU DID"
RedSpy: If Erebus is, like, 7 or 8 feet tall
Erebus: 8
RedSpy: How big would his pants have to be to be "nerd style" pulled up over the stomach
SteelKomodo: pffft, at least two-thirds of that
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Saberwulf: and now the true plot will begin
Saberwulf: CAN JONESY LIVE WITH HERSELF IF SHE ACCEPTS THE BABY
SteelKomodo: I vote yes, because Jonesy :P
TheDeleter: I doubt she'd be able to
TheDeleter: but we will see
Saberwulf: Also, technically three people died! It'll only be mentioned in the GURPS game since it happens at the same time, but Dante's wife has a heart attack from the news and flatlines
Saberwulf: tadaaaaa
TheDeleter: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Saberwulf: Entire goddamn line wiped out in one go
RedSpy: . . . D:
Erebus: ....Welp.
SteelKomodo: D:
Erebus: Sometimes you win, sometimes you annihilate a child, a man, and a dying woman. That's life!
TheDeleter: well
Saberwulf: Everybody dieeeeesssss
SteelKomodo: The circle of liiiiiiiife
TheDeleter: you are dead
TheDeleter: dead
TheDeleter: dead
TheDeleter: you are dead
TheDeleter: dead
TheDeleter: dead
RedSpy: YOU ARE DEAD
RedSpy: NOT BEEG SURPRISE
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Gooper Blooper: just got a popup that said "Firefox 15 available" GODDAMN IT
Gooper Blooper: SLOW DOWN YOU MANIACS
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Gooper Blooper: I'm going to let Chatzy choose my next character to play Godzilla with
Gooper Blooper: here we go
RedSpy: GOJIRA
Gooper Blooper asked Chatzy to choose between Mechagodzilla, Godzilla 2000, Baragon, Mecha-King Ghidorah, Jet Jaguar, Spacegodzilla and Gigan. Chatzy chose: Mecha-King Ghidorah
Gooper Blooper: MKG it is
SteelKomodo: MKG is awesome
Gooper Blooper: Just seven more of these bastards
Gooper Blooper: WILL I HAVE ENOUGH STORE POINTS TO BUY EVERYTHING?!?!?!
TheDeleter: i had a run as gigan where i fought mechagodzilla 2, kiryu and jet jaguar in a row
SteelKomodo: I fear explosions D:
TheDeleter: fucking edged resistance
TheDeleter: and then
TheDeleter: THEN
TheDeleter: after that
TheDeleter: i had the jet jaguar bonus game
TheDeleter: i hate the jumpsuited fucker now
Gooper Blooper: The worst part
Gooper Blooper: They did that on purpose
Gooper Blooper: Your opponents are preset depending on your character, as are the minigames
TheDeleter: D:<
RedSpy: . . . pfffffffft poor Gigan
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SteelKomodo: Did you give Scarmiglione his name, Goops?
Cornwind Evil: No, that's his name in the game he comes from
SteelKomodo: Thank goodness, I was just thinking "whoever gave him this really-hard-to-type name needs punching"
Cornwind Evil: You could punch Goops for giving him his technically translated Japanese name and not the name the first version of his Americanized game gave him
Gooper Blooper: Hey, I didn't even know he had a different name - I never played SNES FF4
SteelKomodo: Ah
Cornwind Evil: I know more about FF than Goops!
Cornwind Evil: I am the king!
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TheDeleter: jrm you missed THE BABBY QUEST
TheDeleter: (there is no baby)
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Saberwulf: Oh that's just straight up bullshit. The vinyl version of Since I left You is $1000 on Amazon
Saberwulf: Why are you so goddamn expensive, Avalanches
Cornwind Evil: Because now there's this thing called Ipod....
Cornwind Evil: And as a result, the only people who collect records are insane
Cornwind Evil: And hence charge insane prices
Saberwulf: Well then what the hell am I supposed to do with the record part of my media center
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Gooper Blooper: I had planned on the ZF3 Martian being a race, but it never came up
Gooper Blooper: Because Martian does very little storywise
Gooper Blooper: too busy with my five dozen final fantasy girls
RedSpy: pffft
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Jumpropeman: While I was at Burger King
Jumpropeman: I had my back to the other people eating there
Jumpropeman: and since I had played so much TF2 today
Jumpropeman: I briefly thought to check for spies trying to backstab me
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RedSpy: Chatzy empty, time to spam memes
RedSpy: And then Godzilla sang THE BABY to speep with his beautiful lullaby of destruction
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M_Sheep: Let me tell you something about partridges.
M_Sheep: They are homicidal, sadomasocistic balls of fluffy heresy.
Cornwind Evil: That would explain why everyone avoids the Partridge family
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TheDeleter: MEEM
SteelKomodo: MEEM
Gooper Blooper: WIDOW WODIW
SteelKomodo: PIIP
Gooper Blooper: JOSEESOJ
RedSpy: SPPS
RedSpy: OCEANNAECO
TheDeleter: DELED
TheDeleter: SANNAS
TheDeleter: (santas)
SteelKomodo: DIRRID
Gooper Blooper: MISSINNISSIM
TheDeleter: ERERE
TheDeleter: i don't think i accomplished much with that one
SteelKomodo: nope
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RedSpy: GAME
RedSpy: I WILL BEAK YOU
Gooper Blooper: And then Redspy pecked Mega Man 1 into submission
RedSpy: H-how did you know Starly was my spirit animal
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SteelKomodo: So, what is the mystery drink, Spy?
RedSpy: I'll tell when the movie's over to avoid distracting it
SteelKomodo: Ah
Gooper Blooper: IT'S JARATE
SteelKomodo: ...MON DIEEEUUU
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TheDeleter: brrrrick bazooka
TheDeleter: BUTCH MEATHOOK
TheDeleter: SLAB HARDFIST
TheDeleter: BIG MCLARGEHUGE
Cornwind Evil: ROLL FIZZLEBEEF
Cornwind Evil: BOB JOHNSON...wait.
SteelKomodo: RICK TESTOSTERONEHANDS
Cornwind Evil: MYPENISISBIG REALLY
Gooper Blooper: MUSCLEBOMBER2021
RedSpy: MURDER MURDERFACE
Cornwind Evil: GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA
Cornwind Evil: Which is actually the official name of the western lowland gorilla
Cornwind Evil: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla_gorilla_gorilla
Gooper Blooper: TRIPLE FUDGE PACKERS
TheDeleter: BEEF ROCKHANDS
SteelKomodo: PAINIS CUPCAKE
SteelKomodo: Sorry, couldn't resist
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Cornwind Evil: Hey GB
Cornwind Evil: I have found the ultimate manga for Sarah
Gooper Blooper: oh god
SteelKomodo: D:
Cornwind Evil: http://www.mangareader.net/349/toriko.html
Gooper Blooper: "In the world where the taste and texture of food are very important there is Toriko a hunter of precious foods regularly hired by restaurants and the rich , a man with inhuman skills to capture the ferocious, evasive and rare animals to complete his ultimate dinner course and then his current accomplice a weak timid person who was inspired by toriko\'s greatness and accompanies him on all his journeys on his quest for the course of his life"
Gooper Blooper: IN A WORLD
Gooper Blooper: WHERE FOOD CONQUERS ALL
SteelKomodo: ...PFFFFFFT XD
RedSpy: pfffffffffft
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Gooper Blooper: Politoed has an idiot hair
RedSpy: . . . Oceanus confirmed for hiding one under his helmet
SteelKomodo: ...What?
RedSpy: Look at Politoed again
RedSpy: It has an idiot hair oh god its spreading D:
SteelKomodo: Pfffft XD
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Gooper Blooper: Of course, the cooltrainer's whip was removed in Firered and Leafgreen
Gooper Blooper: Just like how they changed "gambler" to "gamer" and made them look like idiots
Gooper Blooper: "I'm a ramblin, gamin' dude!" No.
Saberwulf: Can't have whips and gambling corrupting children
Saberwulf: If there's one thing I learned in elementary school it's that kids love gambling
Gooper Blooper: And then Pokemon Black and White, where the lead villain psychologically breaks the mind of his son to use him as a pawn for world domination
Gooper Blooper: Gamefreak is weird
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Cornwind Evil: At this rate, Sine doing karaoke will cause her voice to hit a pitch that shatters ozmantium or whatever Ulrika is made of
Saberwulf: Karzantium
Saberwulf: Buy now
Gooper Blooper: Or she opens her mouth and nothing comes out
Gooper Blooper: SHE'S ABRUPTLY LOST HER VOICE!
Saberwulf: Gasp it's the single most debilitating thing to ever happen to a bar character
Saberwulf: "But what about my legs—" SHUT UP SARAH
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