Monday, August 13, 2012

Chatzy Madness Volume 2: Sarah Has A New Daddy

Jumpropeman: I kind of wish everyone took a swig for being a bicycle
Gooper Blooper: Happy to be a paper clip. Ecstatic to be a bike. ClippyBike.

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Jumpropeman: King o' Babies!
RedSpy: The King of Babies Daycare would be so weird
Jumpropeman: Sister Alice would be the babysitter
Jumpropeman: That's why all the babies play in the mud full of rusty nails...
Jumpropeman: and drink beer
Gooper Blooper: King of Babes: Only female characters
Jumpropeman: And WALL!! peeping on them
RedSpy: King of Beets
RedSpy: Everything is a vegetable nothing is okay
RedSpy: European Onion tends bar

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Jumpropeman: Celestia is getting hella developed these days
Jumpropeman: no innuendo intended...

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Gooper Blooper: Honeypants is a chart-topper, this is beautiful
RedSpy: Skeiron 1, universe 0
RedSpy: Only question is: what happens if Celestia find out
Gooper Blooper: Skeiron will be in BIG trouble
Gooper Blooper: And considering how popular it is, it's not if, but when
RedSpy: Poor, poor Skeiron
RedSpy: QUICKLY, BLAME IT ON DELTA
RedSpy: ITS NEVER TOO LATE
Gooper Blooper: IT WAS CANNONBEETLE
RedSpy: IT WAS JAZZSPIDER

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RedSpy: Also, so much rage at the 'rents right now
Gooper Blooper: RENT RAGE
RedSpy: Have me drive home . . . while wearing flip flops, not having my glasses OR my permit, at night
RedSpy: And there were cyclists on the road
Gooper Blooper changed name to Dr. Bulgrave
Dr. Bulgrave: I know that feel, bro.
Dr. Bulgrave: This one time, I was just cruising along on my pennyfarthing
Dr. Bulgrave: And the horseless carriages just WOULD NOT get OUT of the WAY
Dr. Bulgrave: *pssssh*
RedSpy: . . . pffffft

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RedSpy: . . . Oh god, Kayle said the E-Word
RedSpy: where's Josephine when you need her?
Gooper Blooper: Probably off sweatin to the oldies or some shit
RedSpy: Josephine x Wheel-A-Meal plate
Gooper Blooper: She HATES the Wheel-A-Meal plate!
Gooper Blooper: But she hates the possibility of being half a pound heavier more, so they work it out
RedSpy: So its a marriage of convenience
Gooper Blooper: The Odd Couple

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TheDeleter: Wow there is a really extraneous list of symbols here
TheDeleter: like i get maybe the peace symbol and all of the two astrological symbols here
Jumpropeman: 愛愛愛
TheDeleter: but who the fuck is gonna use ☎
Jumpropeman: ^ Missingno
TheDeleter: or ☢
Gooper Blooper: 〠
Jumpropeman: sorry, i got a ☎ gotta take this
Gooper Blooper: I don't know how I ever managed communicating without 〠
TheDeleter: ☤ on a ✈
Jumpropeman: there is a ☢ apocalypse outside, brb
Jumpropeman: ☭

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Erebus: Oh, speaking of Sarah, on the way back to my house I had this image of her and Kayle watching rom-coms and eating tubs of icecream while having girltalk, it was either the funniest thing or the worst, I'm not actually sure.
Gooper Blooper: It's beautiful

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Erebus: While Sarah definitely shouldn't do a Kayle-level work out, I still say they should totes be Tai-bo buddies. Lame headbands and everything XD
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, something ridiculous could be funny.
Gooper Blooper: "JUMP THE HURDLE, SARAH, JUMP THE HURDLE" *Float*
Erebus: "SWIM, SWIM ON MY WHISTLE!" *Water Crystal*
Gooper Blooper: "DODGEBALL!" *Protect*
Gooper Blooper: "CATCH THE BALL!" *Alex vrops in and does it for her*

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Gooper Blooper: Remember this day, Thursday, August 9 2012, as "GB and Erebus Post At Each Other Day".
Erebus: 4/20 GB and E postathon erreday

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Jumpropeman: I try to make my villains have lasting effects
Jumpropeman: Which is why Closet Monster destroyed the Svilzerian house
Jumpropeman: which got rebuilt in a few hours
Gooper Blooper: You forced Celestia to get a new hat.
Gooper Blooper: You monster.
Jumpropeman: LASTING EFFECTS!!!
Cornwind Evil: Speaking of
Jumpropeman: WE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME!
Cornwind Evil: Gooper, do you think Celestia has a reputation now?
Cornwind Evil: As a machinesmith?
Jumpropeman: I think she has a reputation of having a loud butt
Gooper Blooper: Among who? Among the bar, hell yes. Among the general public, I don't think-pffffahahahah
Gooper Blooper: She mostly keeps to herself. She doesn't seem like the type to want celebrity.
RedSpy: Her hat's black now
RedSpy: BIG SWEEPING CHARACTER CHANGES

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Jumpropeman: I wonder what the deal with Louis was
RedSpy: Obviously he's Sarah and Alex's kid from the future
RedSpy: Who sent Quint back in time to warn Zephyrus of the ultimate threat . . . LORD TIMEZONIUS
Jumpropeman: I think introducing a kid is against some old rule we had
Jumpropeman: but Louis does look it...
Jumpropeman: No idiot hair though, so NOPE
Gooper Blooper: He does sorta look like Alex, doesn't he? All my male characters come out looking like cute little boys. Worked great for Alex, at least.
RedSpy: See also: Ralex
Gooper Blooper: AKA Alex with black hair
Jumpropeman: Cute Little Boy Fite
Jumpropeman: Gooper guest draws

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RedSpy: hm . . . I was going to do one last thing with the Wheatley-Morgana dynamic, but I think I'll cut it out
RedSpy: He was going to use a combination of being very drunk and very stupid to prove the secret of a lifetime
RedSpy: SARAH AND MORGANA ARE THE SAME PERSON
Jumpropeman: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
Jumpropeman: THEY BOTH... are women?
RedSpy: "Think about it mates! Morgana bakes food, Sarah EATS food. One personality feeding the other?"
RedSpy: "And have you ever seen them in the same room as each other? . . . Okay, yeah, that happens, BUT WHAT IF ONE OF THEM WAS A MIRAGE?"

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Jumpropeman: I drew pics for Stella and Rain's wedding, so I could draw pics for Celestia and Pit's as well!
SteelKomodo: ...um
SteelKomodo: I'm... not sure that's a thing that will happen, JRM
SteelKomodo: :I
Jumpropeman: I don't know, Celestia might propose instead of turning him down~
SteelKomodo: i
SteelKomodo: um
SteelKomodo: what
SteelKomodo: (but seriously I'm laughing for real here)
Gooper Blooper: SARAH HAS A NEW DADDY
TheDeleter: pffft
SteelKomodo: XD
RedSpy: Why did I imagine the Heavy saying that, Goops
SteelKomodo: oh god, and just last night me and Erebus were joking about a love triangle between Pit, Kayle and Morgana
SteelKomodo: or a lovelellogram, if you count Dark Pit as a separate character
TheDeleter: you're all terrible
TheDeleter: I'm sorry

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Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 12
Cornwind Evil: Roll defense Del
TheDeleter rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 12
Gooper Blooper: GHOST BLOCK
Cornwind Evil: So they stalemate here...hmmmm
RedSpy: KICK HER IN THE CROTCH
RedSpy: AGAIN
Gooper Blooper: IT WORKED BEFORE
Gooper Blooper: They both kick each other in the crotch and KO simultaneously
Gooper Blooper: Chiabot's minibot is declared the winner
TheDeleter: considering i'm looking for any excuse to speep at this point i support goop's idea
TheDeleter: *sleep
Gooper Blooper: speep is peeps backwards
TheDeleter: congrats goops

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RedSpy: CARD GAMES ON TRACTORS
Jumpropeman: CARD GAMES ON PENNYFARTHINGS

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