GarnetChao: remember when jackal looked like he wasn't a jobber
GarnetChao: what a single plot that was
SteelKomodo: hahaha
GarnetChao: (he actually did fine in that plot where the mob attacked ko, but after that...)
SteelKomodo: (poor guy :< )
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GarnetChao: hey sk
GarnetChao: remember when you were so sure you weren't going to be able to rp in season 5 very much
GarnetChao: kek
SteelKomodo: indeed
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Chaopiece SP: "It is a marvel that the game manages to make 24 levels feel both unique and forgettable."
Chaopiece SP: wait, there were 24
Chaopiece SP: oh god, i thought it was 18
Chaopiece SP: jrm, i'm so sorry ;_;
Gooper Blooper: so does that mean
Gooper Blooper: that JRM played 22 levels of Bubsy 3D to 100% in one day
Jumpropeman: yuuuup, and I had to give level 2 a once over to unlock 3
Chaopiece SP: ;_;7
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iKomodo: Ok so
iKomodo: ages ago, I said I was gonna do worldbuilding dumps in the AU topic
iKomodo: and I never did
Jumpropeman: is it time for that dump
iKomodo: But now I feel the urge to, since I have suddenly started coming up with squid language
Gooper Blooper: woomy
eggvel: if you feel like taking a dump I won't stop you
iKomodo: Ivel pls
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Jumpropeman: don't google Bubsy fanart
Jumpropeman: for some reason people really like to reimagine him as a sexy female bobcat
Jumpropeman: "sexy", I should say
Gooper Blooper: kek
Gooper Blooper: boobsy
eggvel: I Googled it
eggvel: BI
Jumpropeman: "Bubsy in Claws Encounter of the Furred King"
Jumpropeman: this typo
Jumpropeman: was amazing
Jumpropeman: BUBSY, THE FURRED KING
Gooper Blooper: THE FURRED KING
eggvel: lel
Chaopiece SP: i was about to ask if that was a porno title
Chaopiece SP: considering what you just told us
Gooper Blooper: No, the porno is Boobsy 3DDD
eggvel: Gooplz
Jumpropeman: What could pornssibly go wrong?
Monday, March 7, 2016
Monday, February 29, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 240: Bubsy's Back Edition
Draco: Why does this remind me of this chat?
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(Regarding the final boss of Pokemon TCG 2)
GarnetChao: "Okay, you've gotta hear his motive rant.
'Pokemon cards are to be used solely to fight and win! It is under this philosophy that I have founded Team GR! What's the point in collecting cards if they are not useful in battle? They must be used, I say! I have rescued the cards from those pathetic hoarders on your island. I have invented new ways to battle, putting those wasted cards to use! This is the ultimate form of devotion towards Pokemon cards! They are not meant to be stashed away like our foes do to them! Only one with the utmost respect for cards can be the master of them. I will never be defeated by a simpleton who merely collects them! But the time has come! Have a seat, and I shall destroy you in a fiery duel!'
...So it's... the whole game was the old TCG argument of Players Vs Collectors the whole time?!"
Artsifter: So wait, how does this change Goops' explanation of the game-events, Chao? .__. Is the warring country Players, then?
GarnetChao: it still fits
GarnetChao: the warring countries of players and collectors :V
(And, below is the speech the villain gives after you win, which never got posted to Chatzy.)
"What in the... I've lost... How could I have been defeated in a card battle against you... twice? Yet I had insurmountable fun in those duels... How could this be? My heart... it's still beating so fast! I've never had such fun playing the Pokemon card game before! This is the first time I've ever lost playing the Pokemon card game. Do you remember what I said before? 'Cards are only meant to be used.' I thought cards were only useful when they brought power to a deck. Now I see differently... they're all to have fun. Even when collecting! Now matter how you use your Pokemon cards, you must enjoy yourself! You made me realize this during our card battles! Gloria... thank you very much! I give my word that we shall stop stealing cards from innocent people. Pokemon cards ought to be in the hands of people who love them. If I've learned anything from my cards, it's the value of friends. Here, take the insignia of my friendship now!"
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HOLY SHIT: http://youtube.com/watch?v=sPbtlFVV3X0
Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: i heard
Jumpropeman: my calling
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(Regarding the final boss of Pokemon TCG 2)
GarnetChao: "Okay, you've gotta hear his motive rant.
'Pokemon cards are to be used solely to fight and win! It is under this philosophy that I have founded Team GR! What's the point in collecting cards if they are not useful in battle? They must be used, I say! I have rescued the cards from those pathetic hoarders on your island. I have invented new ways to battle, putting those wasted cards to use! This is the ultimate form of devotion towards Pokemon cards! They are not meant to be stashed away like our foes do to them! Only one with the utmost respect for cards can be the master of them. I will never be defeated by a simpleton who merely collects them! But the time has come! Have a seat, and I shall destroy you in a fiery duel!'
...So it's... the whole game was the old TCG argument of Players Vs Collectors the whole time?!"
Artsifter: So wait, how does this change Goops' explanation of the game-events, Chao? .__. Is the warring country Players, then?
GarnetChao: it still fits
GarnetChao: the warring countries of players and collectors :V
(And, below is the speech the villain gives after you win, which never got posted to Chatzy.)
"What in the... I've lost... How could I have been defeated in a card battle against you... twice? Yet I had insurmountable fun in those duels... How could this be? My heart... it's still beating so fast! I've never had such fun playing the Pokemon card game before! This is the first time I've ever lost playing the Pokemon card game. Do you remember what I said before? 'Cards are only meant to be used.' I thought cards were only useful when they brought power to a deck. Now I see differently... they're all to have fun. Even when collecting! Now matter how you use your Pokemon cards, you must enjoy yourself! You made me realize this during our card battles! Gloria... thank you very much! I give my word that we shall stop stealing cards from innocent people. Pokemon cards ought to be in the hands of people who love them. If I've learned anything from my cards, it's the value of friends. Here, take the insignia of my friendship now!"
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HOLY SHIT: http://youtube.com/watch?v=sPbtlFVV3X0
Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: i heard
Jumpropeman: my calling
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Friends Forever
-SIX YEARS AGO-
In the hallway of a junior high school, somewhere in the United States, two girls met for the first time.
"Hi! I'm Sumireko. What's your name?"
"H-hi, Sumireko... I'm Rachel..."
Sumireko smiled, taking in her new acquaintance. Rachel was a small girl, wearing a cute red shirt and skirt. A red ribbon was in her hair.
"It's nice to meet you! Junior high is kinda scary, huh?"
"Y-yeah... it's not like my old school."
Sumireko nodded her agreement. The junior high only served two grades of children - 7th and 8th. However, it was not a small building at all - elementary school graduates from all over the county came here for their education. As a result, there were many strangers mixed in amongst the familiar faces. Sumireko had one close friend in the sixth grade, but they had moved away over the summer. It was imperative she make a new friend, she felt.
Sumireko and Rachel grew close fairly quickly. As it turned out, Rachel hadn't found any friends yet either. The two of them stuck together, helping each other on tough homework, visiting each others' houses, and generally just being close friends.
But there was something Sumireko had thought she'd left behind in elementary that wasn't finished with her yet.
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 239: Who Here Has Memed Today
iKomodo: Del is playing grim fandango on ps4
ivel: oh?iKomodo: He's just vandalised property and run domino off the road
ivel: good
iKomodo: ALL IN ORDER TO STEAL A CLIENT ETC
iKomodo: And now del has joined an underground resistance
iKomodo: It's been a weird day
ivel: Dlel
Jontron Snow: I am agent calavera
Jontron Snow: Fighting corruption and pigeons
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Jumpropeman: I named my main character in Final Fantasy Explorers
Jumpropeman: they call him Burpo
Jumpropeman: #YearoftheBurpo
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RubyChao: >everyone joined seconds ago
RubyChao: i think chatzy might have exploded
RubyChao: and we were all so quiet we didn't notice
Draco: SK, Ruby is dead and I don't know what to feed him.
SteelKomodo: draco pls D:
Draco: I tried feeding him a book, but he just shelved it instead. I'm stumped.
SteelKomodo: have you tried pizza?
SteelKomodo: it works for me :U
Draco: !!!!!
Draco: Pizza, you say?
Draco sets out a pizza?
(Nothing is posted for a bit)
SteelKomodo: well, seems chao does not like pizza
SteelKomodo: ...waste not, want not!
SteelKomodo eats pizza
Draco: Oh well. I'll just tell Harpy and Goops that he ran off to some library in the country, where he can read books about chasing squirrels all day.
Monday, February 22, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 238: The Ink Is Blood
SteelKomodo: watching Penguins of Madagascar
SteelKomodo: "Unknown hostiles with tentacles and feet..." "Again?! If I had a nickel for every time..."
Bree: the movie?
Bree: I loved that movie
SteelKomodo: no, the tv series
SteelKomodo: haven't seen the movie
SteelKomodo: but tell me more
Bree: idk it's been a while since I watched it lel
Bree: but the villain is an octopus who's mad that everyone likes penguins more because of their cuteness
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Bree: and he abducts every penguin on earth (lel) and mutates them into hideous monstrosities so nobody will like them anymore
Bree: but the penguins reverse it by using skipper's cuteness to turn the hideous-mutant ray into a re-cute-ifying ray
SteelKomodo: I think you mean Private?
Bree: yes him
Bree: sorry I have trouble with the names
Bree: whichever one is the cute one :U
SteelKomodo: it's k, they do look rather alike :U
Bree: skipper is the leader one right
SteelKomodo: yep
Bree: yeah okay
Bree: but the "again?!" is a reference to the movie
Bree: in that quote you posted
SteelKomodo: i don't think so, the series came before the movie
Bree: hmm maybe, it depends on if this particular episode is older than the movie
Bree: idk, it just seemed like a reference to the movie
SteelKomodo: well, the series started 2008-2009
SteelKomodo: so no, it wasn't :P
Bree: I bow to your expertise
Bree bows
SteelKomodo: oh, no need to bow
SteelKomodo: g-get up [blushing]
Bree: lel
Bree: you are adorable
SteelKomodo: i try :3
Bree: :3
PhoneDel: KISS ALREADY
PhoneDel: Also hi
SteelKomodo: hi bro
Bree: del confirmed shipper
PhoneDel: I ship coal to power plants
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iKomodo: CONFOUND THOSE DOVER BOYS
iKomodo: ...I don't know why, but typing that in all caps is just inherently funny to me
Sempai Fails Perception Check: GET OUTTA THE WAY
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Jumpropeman: this Professor Layton puzzle has me arranging matchsticks to take a picture of a dog and turn it into an image of it run over by a car. What kind of sick puzzle is this
ivel: oh yeah that
Gooper Blooper: >matchsticks
RubyChao: i haff tvelve matchstick
Gooper Blooper: I HEFF TVELVE METCHSTEEK
ivel: lel
RubyChao: fun fact: i mostly remember that phrase because it's been the name i set for a skype group i've been in for
RubyChao: seven years
Jumpropeman: i cant even conceptualize what its asking me
RubyChao: so every time i check skype
RubyChao: tvelve matchtick
Jumpropeman: am i supposed to make it completely flat
ivel: more or less, from what I remember
RubyChao: layton why
Harpy: mutchsteek
(later)
Jumpropeman: "Puzzle No. 110"
Jumpropeman: I... I think I found this puzzle much earlier than they expected me to
Jumpropeman: as the previous one I did was number 10
Jumpropeman: DANGIT ITS MORE MATCHES
Gooper Blooper: METCHSTEEK
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: XD
SteelKomodo: "Unknown hostiles with tentacles and feet..." "Again?! If I had a nickel for every time..."
Bree: the movie?
Bree: I loved that movie
SteelKomodo: no, the tv series
SteelKomodo: haven't seen the movie
SteelKomodo: but tell me more
Bree: idk it's been a while since I watched it lel
Bree: but the villain is an octopus who's mad that everyone likes penguins more because of their cuteness
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Bree: and he abducts every penguin on earth (lel) and mutates them into hideous monstrosities so nobody will like them anymore
Bree: but the penguins reverse it by using skipper's cuteness to turn the hideous-mutant ray into a re-cute-ifying ray
SteelKomodo: I think you mean Private?
Bree: yes him
Bree: sorry I have trouble with the names
Bree: whichever one is the cute one :U
SteelKomodo: it's k, they do look rather alike :U
Bree: skipper is the leader one right
SteelKomodo: yep
Bree: yeah okay
Bree: but the "again?!" is a reference to the movie
Bree: in that quote you posted
SteelKomodo: i don't think so, the series came before the movie
Bree: hmm maybe, it depends on if this particular episode is older than the movie
Bree: idk, it just seemed like a reference to the movie
SteelKomodo: well, the series started 2008-2009
SteelKomodo: so no, it wasn't :P
Bree: I bow to your expertise
Bree bows
SteelKomodo: oh, no need to bow
SteelKomodo: g-get up [blushing]
Bree: lel
Bree: you are adorable
SteelKomodo: i try :3
Bree: :3
PhoneDel: KISS ALREADY
PhoneDel: Also hi
SteelKomodo: hi bro
Bree: del confirmed shipper
PhoneDel: I ship coal to power plants
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iKomodo: CONFOUND THOSE DOVER BOYS
iKomodo: ...I don't know why, but typing that in all caps is just inherently funny to me
Sempai Fails Perception Check: GET OUTTA THE WAY
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Jumpropeman: this Professor Layton puzzle has me arranging matchsticks to take a picture of a dog and turn it into an image of it run over by a car. What kind of sick puzzle is this
ivel: oh yeah that
Gooper Blooper: >matchsticks
RubyChao: i haff tvelve matchstick
Gooper Blooper: I HEFF TVELVE METCHSTEEK
ivel: lel
RubyChao: fun fact: i mostly remember that phrase because it's been the name i set for a skype group i've been in for
RubyChao: seven years
Jumpropeman: i cant even conceptualize what its asking me
RubyChao: so every time i check skype
RubyChao: tvelve matchtick
Jumpropeman: am i supposed to make it completely flat
ivel: more or less, from what I remember
RubyChao: layton why
Harpy: mutchsteek
(later)
Jumpropeman: "Puzzle No. 110"
Jumpropeman: I... I think I found this puzzle much earlier than they expected me to
Jumpropeman: as the previous one I did was number 10
Jumpropeman: DANGIT ITS MORE MATCHES
Gooper Blooper: METCHSTEEK
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: XD
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 237: This Is A Basket
RubyChao: oh, here's an unfun fact
RubyChao: the creepypasta wiki
RubyChao: is conisidering the banning of all vidya pastas
RubyChao: just a blanket ban
Gooper Blooper: they might as well just ban everything that mentions a copyrighted work
RubyChao: well they already have a ban on "haunted game" pastas
Gooper Blooper: this just means Some Ordinary Gamers will get even better
RubyChao: i think they just need to come out and say "we hate pastas about copyrighted works"
RubyChao: like
RubyChao: be honest :V
Gooper Blooper: Or stop being a wiki and just host the stories you deem "good" instead of pretending any schmoe can post
Gooper Blooper: because that's what a wiki is supposed to be - a site where anyone can contribute, even if they're Cirno Debeste
RubyChao: i think you need to explain Cirno Debeste
Bree: yes
Gooper Blooper: Okay this came up a week or so ago but in more detail
Gooper Blooper: And without really spoiling anything
Gooper Blooper: In Ace Attorney Investigations 2, a major character named Sebastian Debeste appears
Gooper Blooper: he is a 17-year old prosecutor, and in a welcome change from the previous "you're way too young to do this important job" prodigy characters the series is infested with, he actually acts like a 17-year-old would if they were a prosecutor
Gooper Blooper: namely he's a fucking idiot
Gooper Blooper: He mixes up words all the time, forgets about evidence he was talking about five minutes ago, and generally has no idea what country he's in, let alone who the murderer is
Gooper Blooper: BUT he thinks he's a genius
RubyChao: and he has an idiot hair
Gooper Blooper: So I started calling him Cirno
Bree: that's amazing
RubyChao: better yet
RubyChao: there exists fanart of cirno dressed as him
RubyChao: and goopy didn't even know
Bree: please give me some of this fanart right now
Bree: I need it in my life
RubyChao: ok
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Spy-der Dance joined the chat
Spy-der Dance does a synchronized dance with the rest of my spiders
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Jumpropeman: *is invited to a wedding... around July 8th*
Jumpropeman: *sweats*
RubyChao: oh god rip JRM
RubyChao: the creepypasta wiki
RubyChao: is conisidering the banning of all vidya pastas
RubyChao: just a blanket ban
Gooper Blooper: they might as well just ban everything that mentions a copyrighted work
RubyChao: well they already have a ban on "haunted game" pastas
Gooper Blooper: this just means Some Ordinary Gamers will get even better
RubyChao: i think they just need to come out and say "we hate pastas about copyrighted works"
RubyChao: like
RubyChao: be honest :V
Gooper Blooper: Or stop being a wiki and just host the stories you deem "good" instead of pretending any schmoe can post
Gooper Blooper: because that's what a wiki is supposed to be - a site where anyone can contribute, even if they're Cirno Debeste
RubyChao: i think you need to explain Cirno Debeste
Bree: yes
Gooper Blooper: Okay this came up a week or so ago but in more detail
Gooper Blooper: And without really spoiling anything
Gooper Blooper: In Ace Attorney Investigations 2, a major character named Sebastian Debeste appears
Gooper Blooper: he is a 17-year old prosecutor, and in a welcome change from the previous "you're way too young to do this important job" prodigy characters the series is infested with, he actually acts like a 17-year-old would if they were a prosecutor
Gooper Blooper: namely he's a fucking idiot
Gooper Blooper: He mixes up words all the time, forgets about evidence he was talking about five minutes ago, and generally has no idea what country he's in, let alone who the murderer is
Gooper Blooper: BUT he thinks he's a genius
RubyChao: and he has an idiot hair
Gooper Blooper: So I started calling him Cirno
Bree: that's amazing
RubyChao: better yet
RubyChao: there exists fanart of cirno dressed as him
RubyChao: and goopy didn't even know
Bree: please give me some of this fanart right now
Bree: I need it in my life
RubyChao: ok
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Spy-der Dance joined the chat
Spy-der Dance does a synchronized dance with the rest of my spiders
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Jumpropeman: *is invited to a wedding... around July 8th*
Jumpropeman: *sweats*
RubyChao: oh god rip JRM
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 236: Final Existence
ivel: I don't even remember the Musketeers' names
ivel: I think I made them in Dynasty Warriors though
ivel: what else am I supposed to do with like 850 character creation spots
ivel: I even have the freakish lovechild of Laharl and Shrek because you can combine two characters and see what the game makes the kid look like
ivel: it's Shreharl
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Sempai Fails Perception Check: Okay
Sempai Fails Perception Check: Im here
Sempai Fails Perception Check: And i have an rp idea
Sempai Fails Perception Check: The streets of las vegas are filled with crime
Sempai Fails Perception Check: The evil rule the streets
Sempai Fails Perception Check: And only one duo can make a stand
iKomodo: YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Raven: bring back sam and max
iKomodo: Bring them back plz
Raven: point and click adventure plot
Sempai Fails Perception Check: I will do it
Sempai Fails Perception Check: Because i have fond memories of playing them that one time
Sempai Fails Perception Check: It was great
iKomodo: :3
Sempai Fails Perception Check: Best part was either getting to play as them in a dungeon world game, or the part where they stole a crystal ball from tridenland to help jonesy contact a daemon in the warp
Sempai Fails Perception Check: Or the bit with max and a minigun
Sempai Fails Perception Check: Goops if you stumble in here pls post some of those moments
iKomodo: Yee
Bree: *crunk goops stumbles in, carelessly flings contextless blurbs of del RP unrelated to del's request into the chat, then passes out*
Dacor joined the chat
Dacor: I'm back. BI
Bree: you're not goops!
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iKomodo: >plugs phone in to charge
iKomodo: >"69% charged"
iKomodo: phone pls
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Raven: i trust ivelmom to suplex a lawyer
ivel: I think I made them in Dynasty Warriors though
ivel: what else am I supposed to do with like 850 character creation spots
ivel: I even have the freakish lovechild of Laharl and Shrek because you can combine two characters and see what the game makes the kid look like
ivel: it's Shreharl
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Sempai Fails Perception Check: Okay
Sempai Fails Perception Check: Im here
Sempai Fails Perception Check: And i have an rp idea
Sempai Fails Perception Check: The streets of las vegas are filled with crime
Sempai Fails Perception Check: The evil rule the streets
Sempai Fails Perception Check: And only one duo can make a stand
iKomodo: YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Raven: bring back sam and max
iKomodo: Bring them back plz
Raven: point and click adventure plot
Sempai Fails Perception Check: I will do it
Sempai Fails Perception Check: Because i have fond memories of playing them that one time
Sempai Fails Perception Check: It was great
iKomodo: :3
Sempai Fails Perception Check: Best part was either getting to play as them in a dungeon world game, or the part where they stole a crystal ball from tridenland to help jonesy contact a daemon in the warp
Sempai Fails Perception Check: Or the bit with max and a minigun
Sempai Fails Perception Check: Goops if you stumble in here pls post some of those moments
iKomodo: Yee
Bree: *crunk goops stumbles in, carelessly flings contextless blurbs of del RP unrelated to del's request into the chat, then passes out*
Dacor joined the chat
Dacor: I'm back. BI
Bree: you're not goops!
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iKomodo: >plugs phone in to charge
iKomodo: >"69% charged"
iKomodo: phone pls
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Raven: i trust ivelmom to suplex a lawyer
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