Jumpropeman left the chat
Cornwind Evil: -eats the pineapple-
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RubyChao: wow the SA paywall is down already
RubyChao: what is this
Del: lowtax is a generous god
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N Goat: Sheeplot thing is still happening. Just don't expect to blown out the water by the depth of content or anything
N Goat so bad at talking up his plots
N Goat: GO IN WITH THE LOWEST EXPECTATIONS POSSIBLE
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RubyChao: >playing FFV
RubyChao: "you can't get to the library anymore"
RubyChao sinks to knees
RubyChao flops over
RubyChao: etc, etc
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Jumpropeman: there's like some insane party next door
Jumpropeman: just repetitive bass all day since 4
(later)
Jumpropeman: so, I found out about that "party"
Jumpropeman: my neighbors across the street have their little daughters playing outside to really loud Kidz Bop
Gooper Blooper: what a party
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Jumpropeman: I... just realized something
Jumpropeman: *googles*
Cho: What did you realize, JRM?
Big Green Cameo: You were just like me
Big Green Cameo: Tried to make history
Big Green Cameo: But who's to judge
Big Green Cameo: The right from wrong
Big Green Cameo: When your guard is down
Big Green Cameo: I think we'll both agree
Big Green Cameo: THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
Big Green Cameo: BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
Gooper Blooper: making the mother of all omelettes here jack
(JRM links a DBZ episode on YouTube that has since been taken down)
Jumpropeman: I never thought of looking up Raspberry in the show before
Big Green Cameo: Yep, Raspberry's role in the show was kidnapping, extending the endless Bulma filler, and jobbing to crabs
Jumpropeman: oh god Raspberry's voice
Jumpropeman: its so
Jumpropeman: generic
Jumpropeman: *related videos for the DBZ video: tons of naked Bulma*
Jumpropeman: youtube why
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Harpy: a mantis is protecting ivel's shed
Harpy: "it's widow maker!"
Gooper Blooper: >mantis
Gooper Blooper: *squeals*
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(Meiling is killed by Miraak in a collab between Bree, FV, and Tom)
Gooper Blooper: Tom RP: Arrive, Post Sad, Leave
Caught Tomwhere In Time: I am a monster, it is true
RubyChao: BAH GAWD YUUGI JUST BROKE MIRAAK IN HALF
Bree: Yuugi and Patchy team up to #SaveThePanda
Bree: okay I'm going to bed soon but first I must share the dumbest mental image
Bree: Ariel swears a personal vendetta against Miraak
Bree: for killing an endangered species
Bree: (pandas)
Gooper Blooper: Ariel would be rendered a fine mist in a fight with Miraak
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Jumpropeman: *dumps plans for the inevitable Professor loss that didn't happen*
Gooper Blooper: But JRM, you drew the last KO, you must have realized they were gonna make it :V
Jumpropeman: I had no way of knowing if the pictures were in order, and I thought maybe Cornwind might reuse my fireball pic to spare me a spoiler or something
Jumpropeman: but as the battle raged in, the truth became clear
Cornwind Evil: The funny thing: They technically got first.
Jumpropeman: DARNIT
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Gooper Blooper: I don't draw vehicles very often so I felt a little lost when I arted
Gooper Blooper: look at that fucking train
Gooper Blooper: none of the beautiful details of the original
Bree: the contained whimsy pic was hilarious
Jumpropeman: I looked at that train and was like
Gooper Blooper: the skull looks okay at least
Jumpropeman: Damn son I should have done my train art like that
Harpy: OHOHOHOHOHO
Gooper Blooper: DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS
Bree: I thought you were gonna say you looked at it and said "I hope Cornwind doesn't ask me to draw it"
Jumpropeman: Uncontained Whimsy is just a Pechtrain
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(Vina/Rebecca Fusion Dance attempt)
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 16
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
RubyChao: god dammit, rebecca
RubyChao: you always mess it up
Draco: "I WOKE UP WITH A CHARLIE HORSE THIS MORNING, OKAY?"
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iKomodo: ...oh god
iKomodo: just had the worst idea ever
iKomodo: thanks DBZ plot and also late nights
iKomodo: Josephine and Mika do the fusion dance
Cornwind Evil: Dirk both goes blind and bleeds nearly to death
Jumpropeman: their fusion looks like this
iKomodo: CW is accurate
iKomodo: "I CAN DIE A HAPPY ANGEL" "Dirk no D:"
iKomodo: just Pit rushing to pour the blood back into Dirk
RubyChao: "oh hush, you'd be the same if okuu found someone to do this with"
iKomodo: Hahaha
Draco: Okuu fuses with Lisa.
Gooper Blooper: "dirk no this is too much butts" "YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH BUTTS"
iKomodo: DRACO PLS
Draco: Those are are pretty much 90% of ZFRP boobs.
Gooper Blooper: nuclear fusion
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RubyChao: hey peeps
Big Green: CHAO LIVES
Dacor: Does he? Does he really?
Del: he's undead all along
Del: i knew it
RubyChao: shhhhh
Dacor: RubyChaDEADo
Big Green: THE BLOOD CHAO
RubyChao forces Spy to HEAR HIS CRY
RubyChao: (i still wanna read Blood Pianta someday)
RubyChao: (CLEAN THIS MOTHER FUCKER)
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Aeons Beyond joined the chat
Harpy: hi ven
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Harpy: GOOPY
Jumpropeman: hi ven and goops
RubyChao: hi goops and ven
Cornwind Evil: Goops hi Ven and
Cornwind Evil: DAMN IT
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Del Wing: Any more facts about the conrad you would like to know?
Harpy: dork levels
Gooper Blooper: a tier list of del's characters ranked from dorkiest to least dorky
Harpy: yes
Dacor: Top Dork: Conrad. Bottom Dork: Jonesy.
Del Wing: Draco's about got it
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Gooper Blooper: "Sadly, no other on-force cop characters exist"
Gooper Blooper: *browny falls from the sky*
Jumpropeman: I FORGOT BROWNY OK
RubyChao: but he's not at the scene
RubyChao: WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE SCENE, BROWNY
Gooper Blooper: yeah browny's not here, he's in manhattan
Gooper Blooper: that's his beat
RubyChao: mental image
RubyChao: someone calls browny
Gooper Blooper: it's why Electra is in Vegas instead
RubyChao: "we need you to help us investigate a case"
RubyChao: he launches himself across the country
Gooper Blooper: Allow me to add to that thought
Harpy: it's still not his jurisdiction, sadly
Gooper Blooper: Browny is halfway there, still talking on a phone
Gooper Blooper: "So, who can I interview?" "No arrests were made, they all died"
Gooper Blooper: Browny abruptly halts in midair and reverses direction, blaring this music
Gooper Blooper:
RubyChao: brownburied
Aeons Beyond: On Force cops? =v -summons Corran Horn from the X-wing books and I, Jedi-
Jumpropeman: that's some peppy game over music
Aeons Beyond is killed again for terrible puns
Gooper Blooper: they had to make it peppy considering you'd be hearing it a lot
Gooper Blooper: it's the 16-bit equivalent of GAME OVER YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aeons Beyond: GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! =D Alright! Awesome! ANOTHER THIRTY SEVEN QUARTERS GONE! I FEEL FANTASTIC!
Aeons Beyond: And, weirdly, that wasn't sarcasm, at one point. :u You got to a level you had never seen before and bested your old scores. Adrenaline made it worth the losing.
Aeons Beyond: Modern gamers are spoiled, what with your personal save systems and all. :u
Gooper Blooper: That actually was enough for me sometimes
RubyChao: same!
RubyChao: sometimes all you need is NEW AREAS
Aeons Beyond: Arcades are fun.
RubyChao: and you don't mind getting your ass kicked another 45 times
Gooper Blooper: I remember one time with streets of rage 2
RubyChao: alas, i was too young for the arcade
RubyChao: the closest i've been was a pool hall that had Galaga and Ms. Pac-Man, i played many games on the former
Harpy: i was also too young, sorta
Harpy: played pacman and stuff like that but
Gooper Blooper: I'd cruised through easy modo a zillion times, so just for kicks I bumped it up to Mania, the secret super-hard difficulty level, and used level select to go to my favorite part of the game, the industrial elevator in level 7 (which was the inspiration for last year's Final Boss 2014 BBBBP)
RubyChao: did you get your shit wrecked
Gooper Blooper: it was so intense me and goopsbro were just going HOLY CRAP and LOOK, I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE WITH THAT NAME BEFORE as we died
Gooper Blooper: then we got to the top of the elevator, where you normally face two robots (the ones with mace hands I've used in RP a couple times)
Gooper Blooper: Normally you fight two, but on Mania there are four, and I lost my shit all over again
Gooper Blooper: it's the little things
Gooper Blooper: also I was like 11
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RubyChao: also i don't feel like posting but yes, tenshi left
RubyChao: because she needed to hang out with sumireko
RubyChao: just sumireko
RubyChao: the hex maniac? who cares about her?
RubyChao: not tenshi
RubyChao: that's for sure
Gooper Blooper: "I'm leaving you for the one with the cute glasses"
Jumpropeman: I tried to wrap Tenshi and Viola in the same skull bolo earlier
Gooper Blooper: "but why"
RubyChao: *viola steals sumireko's glasses*
Jumpropeman: to push them together
Jumpropeman: literally
Gooper Blooper: "I'm sorry to bring this up, Viola, but it has to be said"
RubyChao: ...wait, really? and here i was thinking it was two bolos
RubyChao: I RUINED EVERYTHING
Gooper Blooper: "You don't wear a hat"
RubyChao: GASP
Jumpropeman: I just ran with it :V
Gooper Blooper: I wish I'd noticed that
Gooper Blooper: shame
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RubyChao: i got jackal to job again!
RubyChao: YAAAAAwait no that's terrible
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Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
Draco: Parsee is defeated by Stacy. =P
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 19
Harpy: STACY IS THE CHAMPION of eating ice cream
Harpy: not even sarah could compete
Harpy: ...she thinks
Gooper Blooper: OH YEAH?!
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Gooper Blooper: ...huh.
Gooper Blooper: She must have eaten already
Draco: Parsee is
RubyChao: WHAT ABOUT FYM2 CHAMPION
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 5
RubyChao: okuu? full? i guess so
Jumpropeman: the blackhole has disappeared
Jumpropeman: Las Vegas is safe
Draco rolled a die with 1 sides. The die showed: 1
RubyChao: only temporarily
RubyChao: for tomorrow
Aeons Beyond rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Draco: Parsee fails at ice cream while sleeping.
RubyChao: she choke
RubyChao: rip okuu
Draco: Stacy has saved Parsee from being eaten by bossess.
Gooper Blooper: this is why one should not roll for things we already know the character is good at :V
RubyChao: OH YEAH
RubyChao: well what if i roll for
RubyChao: TENSHI SWIMMING
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 7
Gooper Blooper: not low enough
RubyChao: time to roll for yuugi punching things
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 4
RubyChao: kek
Gooper Blooper: Case in point
Aeons Beyond: Time to roll for Raezin lighting a fire
Aeons Beyond rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 10
Aeons Beyond: Meh. :g
Gooper Blooper: roll for silence lifting a ten pound barbell
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 9
RubyChao: roll for patchy reading
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 8
Aeons Beyond: Roll for Cauren inventing crazy gigs
Aeons Beyond rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
Aeons Beyond: Welp. That never changes. :u
Gooper Blooper: roll for blade riding a motorcycle
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 4
Cornwind Evil: Roll for the Lord actually coming back
Gooper Blooper: roll for viola being spoopy
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 1 sides. The die showed: 1
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Aeons Beyond: Roll for Shepard besting Reapers
Aeons Beyond rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 10
RubyChao: roll for praline singing
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Harpy: time to roll for stacy cooking atm
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Aeons Beyond: The lord is back in a one out of one scenario. :u But spoopiness, motorcycles, singing, and everything else is out.
Gooper Blooper: look at all these awful rolls
Harpy: Edea is tired of people invading the kitchen and will not have this :I
Aeons Beyond: VEN LUCK HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED UNTO EVERYONE BUT HE
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 8
Harpy: well I have a 19 from earlier to use on gags!
Gooper Blooper: edea and stacy can be kitchen bros
Harpy: FOOD FOR EVERYONE
RubyChao: ROLL FOR CHECKMATE PLAYING CHESS
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
RubyChao: darnit checkmate
RubyChao: you're supposed to botch
Harpy: roll for Frankie being ungrumpy
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
Harpy: i think the cigarettes are working for him
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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Big Green: THE GOOPAMBUSH HAS BEEN LAID
Big Green tackles
RubyChao: hey goops
Boreas: Hi goops
Gooper Blooper: why do you tackle me so, spaps
RubyChao: because he loves you
Gooper Blooper: Ah yes, that's right, spy shows affection through violence
Gooper Blooper: see also: OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Big Green: Nah, this is a tacklehug
Big Green: rommin ragnis, meanwhile, shows affection through
rommin ragnis joined the chat
rommin ragnis SPEAR
Big Green: See? Big difference!
Gooper Blooper: roaming rammnus vs silence for the VEW championship
Gooper Blooper: imagine her just
Gooper Blooper: catching the spear
Gooper Blooper: and transitioning it into the silencer
Bree: she should fight sef rollin
Bree: not seth rollins
Bree: sef rollin
Bree: because I like saying sef rollin
Bree: silence vs the thunder kings for VEW championship
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Del Wing: Sean is huge dork, yes?
Del Wing: Then drunk sean is planetary dork
Gooper Blooper: the dorkiest
Bree: the dork progressively escalates as sean becomes drunker
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Caught Tomwhere In Time: so guys
Caught Tomwhere In Time: here's a little funny thing
Caught Tomwhere In Time: I didn't get a fortune cookie with my meal
Caught Tomwhere In Time: that's not the funny thing
Caught Tomwhere In Time: I did get a sealed fortune cookie wrapper
Caught Tomwhere In Time: that's completely empty
Caught Tomwhere In Time: I literally received an air bubble
Caught Tomwhere In Time: and if ever you doubt me I can show it off because I am keeping this thing sealed
Caught Tomwhere In Time: as a memento of the time I got Zen wisdom instead of a fortune cookie
Jumpropeman: you can use that cookie wrapper as packing material
RubyChao: nice
Caught Tomwhere In Time: too risky
Caught Tomwhere In Time: it must never be popped
Caught Tomwhere In Time: I want to be showing this off to grandkids or something
Caught Tomwhere In Time: it's my precious air bubble
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Jumpropeman: Shimmer's had a lot of reason to make the :I face lately
Gooper Blooper: perpetual puffy fact
Gooper Blooper: *face
RubyChao: puffy fact: pufferfish are weird
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RubyChao: tenshiola: soon
Also Harpy: I have accomplished the herculean task of taking my nightly medicine
RubyChao: i actually have a Thing in mind that might push Tenshi over the edge
Draco: Congratulations. =D
RubyChao: but it will be in like... three weeks
Also Harpy: and I'm not being sarcastic when I say herculean, I've got like fifty gorillion pills to take
Also Harpy: and half of them are enormous
Aeons Beyond: I... I... I need a confessional. I made the mistake... of reading up... instead of down... like I do sometimes... when I'm switching tabs...
And...
And...
"enormous"
"thing to take Tenshi over the edge"
Oh my gods
Kyrie elieson
Aeons Beyond dies and goes to hell
RubyChao: ven
RubyChao: ven please
RubyChao: please
Also Harpy: if meiling were here, she'd be waggling her eyebrows as hard as she could right now
Also Harpy: tenshi: possibly the one person who is glad the panda is dead?
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Draco: Just a reminder that Parsee learned business from a guy who actively funded and collaborated with Razaan Redscales and his pirates on Porphyrion.
Gooper Blooper: PARSEE IS THE TRUE EVIL
Draco: Envy was protecting the world from Parsee all along! =V
Gooper Blooper: it turns out pipa is actually a scapegoat and parsee is the real killer
Gooper Blooper: but then it turns out pipa is just wearing a parsee face
Gooper Blooper: but then we pull it off and it's old man jenkins
RubyChao: parsee is always the true evil
RubyChao: remember profiteur? and frieza?
RubyChao: nope
RubyChao: they're two more Parsee mirror images
RubyChao: same with Mr. X
Gooper Blooper: parsee specializes in the most lifelike dead villains anywhere
Gooper Blooper: period
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PacMan Being Fed Intravenously: What hath I wrought
SteelKomodo: ...ok, some of these are worth a chuckle
SteelKomodo: Six-Pac was pretty clever, in a juvenile way
PacMan Being Fed Intravenously: I liked Pac-Man's Drivers License Photo
SteelKomodo: The Pacson Five lel
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RubyChao exists at everyone
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RubyChao: "Gohn, the Town of Ruin"
RubyChao: maybe it's just me
RubyChao: but this doesn't sound like a very welcoming town
Gooper Blooper: it's gone
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Caught Tomwhere In Time: I am just now realizing
Caught Tomwhere In Time: CW listed Dong as one of his words for DYM
Caught Tomwhere In Time: ...I am such a goddamn child
Del Wing: Yesssssssssssss
Bree: expand dong is some kind of donkey kong meme and we in ZFRP happen to love that meme
Bree: it's mentioned all the time in relation to DK
RubyChao: because we are all mature people
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Harpy: I AM A GLOWY THINGY
Harpy: I'M ALSO ASH KETCHUM
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Gooper Blooper: Am I alone for BBBBP or is someone else coming
RubyChao: jrm told me he's gonna join, dunno if anyone else will
Jumpropeman: I'm coming
Jumpropeman: but I was writing my votes
Gooper Blooper: it's cool, just needed to know the lowdown
Gooper Blooper: I already know one of my characters, will probably send two
Gooper Blooper: it's a minor character I've been neglecting who people need to be reminded exists because their moment is coming up
Jumpropeman: i know all about that!
Jumpropeman: *points towards increased Thomas activity before Joyce Jr.*
Gooper Blooper: gotta burn through those chapters so he can die
RubyChao: THOMAAAAAAS
RubyChao returns to sobbing
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RubyChao: somehow i nearly typed "Mr. X" instead of Skeiron
RubyChao: that would have been a very awkward BBBBP
RubyChao: are you guys ready for stupid
Gooper Blooper: stupid me up
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Gooper Blooper: >Mary finally gets a DYM vote
Gooper Blooper: kek
Kraven: IT HAD TO BE DONE. Wanda almost said queen of hots instead, but one creepy fallout affection is probably more than enough. :u
Gooper Blooper: >Mary in a pairing
Gooper Blooper: I can't even imagine this right now
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Kraven: Ceneric, ceneric, ceneric, this is why you always eat your breakfast and stretch before running off to get yourself killed. You're embarrassing yourself, kid.
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Jumpropeman: >Top 10 worst X/Y Pokemon
Jumpropeman: there were only like 70 Pokemon added, you aren't exactly making a groundbreaking list there buddy
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Gooper Blooper: chao, we are dangerously close to losing to Ride To Hell Retribution
Gooper Blooper: I hope you realize that
RubyChao: i do
RubyChao Alices at the tractor until it turns around
Kraven: The tractor made its choices. :u
Jumpropeman: well, just like in real life, if you play Ride to Hell, you lose
RubyChao: ONLY THREE MORE GUYS
RubyChao: I BELIEVE IN YOU
Jumpropeman: good thing Broderick got some more hats recently
Jumpropeman: or else he might have to use the child's hat :V
Gooper Blooper: that fucking propeller hat
Gooper Blooper: why does it exist
Gooper Blooper: WHAT'S IN THE HAT?!
Gooper Blooper: WHAT'S IN THE HAAAAAT?!
Jumpropeman: I did not know how forthcoming you folks would be with your headwear
Harpy: i want to know what is going on with that hat
Gooper Blooper: it turns broderick into Balloon Boy
Jumpropeman: "hello"
Jumpropeman: fuck off enragement bee
(later)
Jumpropeman: darnit cook you invincible bastard
Jumpropeman: you're lucky Courier hat isn't up
Jumpropeman: it takes like three shotgun blasts to kill you
Jumpropeman: but nothing else on god's earth can
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Cornwind Evil: I forgot ONE thing with Twisted Metal Round 1
Cornwind Evil: Yuugi's theme music
RubyChao: what a tragedy
Gooper Blooper: speaking of theme music, I noticed you got a mod to give Silence a victory song for when she won during VEW
Gooper Blooper: DON'T THINK I WOULDN'T SEE IT
Jumpropeman: IT WAS ME GOOPER
Jumpropeman: IT
Jumpropeman: WAS
Jumpropeman: ME
Gooper Blooper: EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT
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Jumpropeman: srspost
Jumpropeman: barpost
Draco: Srspost
Jumpropeman: srsost
Draco: srspost
Jumpropeman: srspost
Draco: srspost
Draco: This will be the most thrilling Chatzy Madness addition ever.
Jumpropeman: well not now that you've ruined it >:I
Jumpropeman: obviously, we must do even more srspost announcements into the night until it is all that is visible in chatzy
Jumpropeman: srspost
Draco: srspost
Jumpropeman: srspost
Cornwind Evil: Srspost
Draco: Srspost
Jumpropeman: srspost and edits
Harpy was timed out
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Draco: srspost
Jumpropeman: yup
Draco: Mmhmm.
Cornwind Evil: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
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RubyChao: oh god
RubyChao: i just thought of the dumbest thing
Gooper Blooper: lay it on me
RubyChao: "So how about those big city Kobbers?" "I hear they're going up against those other big city Kobbers in a couple weeks" <- the make your own neo kobber plot in a nutshell
Gooper Blooper: the other, rival big city kobbers
Gooper Blooper: sports movie cliches everywhere
RubyChao: well at least they don't hide it :V
RubyChao: >sports movie cliches
RubyChao: goops
RubyChao: do you realize what this means
RubyChao: the neo kobbers are going to kick our ass
RubyChao: AT THIS POINT THEY'RE THE UNDERDOGS
Gooper Blooper: oh nooooo
Gooper Blooper: We're the Big City Smug Assholes!
Gooper Blooper: Going into the final game with all the odds in our favor!
RubyChao: heartwarming ending with black mage and sundowner lifting the trophy together
RubyChao: mr. x hugging... idk
RubyChao: some other villain
Gooper Blooper: *one of the retired neo kobbers is john cena*
SteelKomodo: hahaha
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Del: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8G54LkX8lps
Gooper Blooper: oh man, it's been a while since I've thought of captain bones
Del: you should always be thinking of captian bones
SteelKomodo: http://youtube.com/watch?v=j78Cq9g-X7M
Gooper Blooper: "THE ONLY THING THAT SAVES ME FROM GOIN STARK RAVIN MAD IS memes"
Del: dank memes keep us sane
SteelKomodo: indeed
Gooper Blooper: "SHIVER ME TITS"
Del: http://youtube.com/watch?v=KBmKpwtEd3E
Del: STARCRAFT
Gooper Blooper: thought of a lewd joke
Gooper Blooper: I know a burd whose tits never shiver
SteelKomodo: GOOPS PLS
SteelKomodo: PLS
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Gooper Blooper: Okay so fun fact
Gooper Blooper: I was, at one point, considering remaking the "Freakin' Kobbers" emote so it was Blade instead of Gust
Gooper Blooper: good thing I didn't do that
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Caught Tomwhere In Time: I've discovered that ZFRP has ruined everything for me
RubyChao: so what's been ruined
Caught Tomwhere In Time: all activities, Ruby, have been ruined
Caught Tomwhere In Time: because they all generate plots
Caught Tomwhere In Time: in my head
Caught Tomwhere In Time: I was playing Hearthstone last night with the GF
Caught Tomwhere In Time: and I took a look at one of the new cards
Caught Tomwhere In Time: and just
Caught Tomwhere In Time: immediate
Caught Tomwhere In Time: ridiculous
Caught Tomwhere In Time: plot idea
Caught Tomwhere In Time: and I sat there going
Caught Tomwhere In Time: wow did this really just happen to me
Caught Tomwhere In Time: did I really just create a plot about that
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Kraven: My giddy godly golem, I forgot chocolate grahams were a thing. How? How??? They're literally chocolate breadtoast. Crunchy. Delightful with milk. .-. ........ It is remiss of me to steal them from my baby nephew's pantry of things to keep him occupied and content, I realize. I will grab more when I grocery shop on the weekend. For now, I'm calling it the cost of babysitting. :I One whole half plate.
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Cornwind Evil: If all existence is ending...that's not a bad place to be
Gooper Blooper: Xerneas spotted
iKomodo: Hahaha
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RubyChao: "In Sonic Lost World, you can receive optional mini-quests from Omochao on the world map. These missions range from accumulating a certain number of rings as you play to doing certain stunts with the Wisps or parkour actions to doing no-damage runs of levels and bosses. The prizes for completing a level range from free items to new vehicles and upgrades for Co-Op mode. After you complete all 100 missions, Omochao says "Congratulations! You did them all! I have a present for you!" You then receive absolutely nothing whatsoever."
Gooper Blooper: I remember that one came up in chatzy a while back
RubyChao: i apologize for omochao disgracing the chao name
RubyChao: trust me, i would be much more rewarding
Cornwind Evil: Oh god, that reminds me of Spider-Man 2: The Video Game
Cornwind Evil: Where there are hint markers scattered all over the city
Gooper Blooper: Looking it up, it was a programming error
Cornwind Evil: Narrated by Bruce Campbell
RubyChao: kek
RubyChao: were you supposed to get something, then?
Gooper Blooper: you were actually supposed to get something, but the geniuses at Sonic Team didn't program it correctly
RubyChao: GOOD WORK, TEAM
Cornwind Evil: And in one he says that if you find and activate all the hint markers, they'll say something different
Cornwind Evil: And so if you find them all...instead of narrating the hints if you look at them, Campbell just says "Something different!"
RubyChao: "The Nintendo 64-styled web platformer Kiwi 64 has a presumably intentional example. There's an N64 cartridge locked in a cage, supposedly of the game's cancelled sequel, Kiwi 65; once you free it, it promises to let you play it if you bring it 60 clefs. Except you can't, because there's only 59 clefs in the entire game."
Gooper Blooper: they did that one wrong
Gooper Blooper: it should have required 65 clefs, and there are only 64
Gooper Blooper: I mean come on
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(Discussing the possibility of the Brawl being held later in July than usual)
RubyChao: so unless someone enters Clownpiece we're safe
PacMan Being Fed Intravenously: Clownpiece-Marx tag team
Jumpropeman: but what if someone enters someone who is super Canadian? Then it would have to be July 1st for Canada Day!
Gooper Blooper: only if they win
RubyChao: but nobody cares about canada day
RubyChao: not even canadians
Gooper Blooper: "uhhhhh I'm moving the date up a week"
Jumpropeman: those kids love canada day
Jumpropeman: look how enthused they are
Jumpropeman: there's only like two happy people in that picture
Gooper Blooper: but yeah, if there was ever a situation where JRM couldn't do the brawl
Kraven: One more than in any picture with me ever. :f
Gooper Blooper: I'd write it
Gooper Blooper: a brawl a year, no exceptions
Jumpropeman: i would not wish that burden upon you friend
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Jumpropeman: who wants to hear a hilarious story?
Jumpropeman: because I don't have any to tell =D
Jumpropeman: just gauging interest before I open my hilarious stories business
Draco: I'd rather hear one of your stories.
Jumpropeman: okay, here's a story about me
Jumpropeman: It begins with my childhood, a normal human childhood where I did chores for my folks, learned when I was allowed to, played when possible, and generally did things children did 500-600 years ago. I smile fondly at what I can recall from those days, though I can't give a lot of details about my family.
Draco: Woooooooooooooooow. =D
Draco: It's like I WAS REALLY THERE.
Draco: IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.
Draco: WITH YOU.
Draco: BUT NOT ANY OF YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE YOU DON'T REMEMBER THEM.
Jumpropeman: I haven't even gotten started on my adolescence! But that's because my adolescence brings me discomfort.
Draco: Then you should skip ahead.
Draco: I mean, a head. Skip ahead to a head?
Jumpropeman: My family had arranged for me to marry a young crocodile in a nearby portal of unending sorrow as part of a deal that would bring gerbils to both families. I generally spent a lot of things time learning how to transform into a mushroom, but the young crocodile was Italian, covered in fleas, and seemed to be genuinely the king of a pack of rabid hyenas.
Jumpropeman: its not plagiarism if I change a few words, right? =D
Draco: Worked for 50 Shades of Grey.
Jumpropeman: The rest of the story is just me rolling around in some mud for ten years or so
Draco: Sounds like something you'd do.
Jumpropeman: I like to act in-character with my established canon
Draco: Now draw Smiling Turnip Zook.
Jumpropeman: *draws Frowning Turnip Zook instead*
Jumpropeman: it's very avant-garde
Draco: Nooooooooooooo. I knew I should have entered him into Twisted Metal. D:
Jumpropeman: he shoulda been Flu's ride
Draco: Shoulda coulda woulda.
Jumpropeman: instead you just entered Parsee, my number one vote this round >:I
Draco: You're all going to be amazed when Bixby scores an upset victory. =p
Jumpropeman: just as long as the Court doesn't move on
Jumpropeman: they stop being Cameos once they become contenders
Cornwind Evil: They're all gonna die in Twisted Metal anyway
Jumpropeman: then I can assemble a new court
Jumpropeman: with Mr. Bixby, Soar the Eagle, the Zoidberg Brothers, and Melvin
Draco: GASP! Mr. Bixby is not a cameo! =D
Jumpropeman: good point, I should use a more obscure character, like Shimmer
Draco: Agreed.
Draco: I'm scooting off to bed. Tomorrow: Parsee vs. The World
Draco: Or not. =V
Draco left the chat 14 hours ago
Jumpropeman: night
Jumpropeman: guess I'll leave now before Cornwind spoils anymore Twisted Metal results :V
Jumpropeman: *lies his hopes of a Blails victory to bed*
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RubyChao: "I had always loved the Mystery Dungeon games. The whole idea of becoming a Pokemon was brilliant. And the plots, different with each game. However, what I absoloutely despised about the games were the things that I feared. I had a huge fear of three things: One-Room Orbs (I mean, isn’t it terrifying of the idea that everyone in the room is now after you?), walking through walls (I just had a feeling something in the wall was going to attack me), and especially the time limit (When I first played PMD and this happened to me for the first time, I was terrified. I thought a monster was coming for me)."
RubyChao: guys
RubyChao: i think
RubyChao: this pasta is going to go somewhere with this
PacMan Being Fed Intravenously: I thought it was a monster too. The wind was a lame bait and switch
RubyChao: "I just spawned in the middle of Treasure Town. I was a level 80 Empoleon, and moved around to notice that my partner wasn’t there. How weird. Must’ve been a glitch. I went to the menu and checked the bag. Empty. There were also 666 Poke in their bank and in their bag, and there was nothing in storage. 'Ha ha, he must be trying to scare me.'"
RubyChao: "I went down to the road on the far right that leads to the dungeons and wanted to see if this guy unlocked all of the dungeons. Everything was there, even the unlockable dungeons. However, there was one dungeon that I didn’t recognize that caught my eye. It was the last one on the list. "Fear Cave”. I must’ve missed that one in my old game. Not letting it get to me, I went to the summoning bell for the Chimecho assembly and only saw one Pokemon. It was a leve 80 Grovyle named Grovyle. He seemed pretty average, average stats, good moveset, decent amount of HP. So I added him to my team and went back to the dungeon list to test out this “Fear Cave” place."
RubyChao: "The map showed the normal animation of the Empoleon marching to his destination, but he marched downwards, and seemed to go off the map until he disappeared. I simply ignored this and went on. “Alright, Fear Cave, B1F.” The screen then cut to black. Before it showed the dungeon screen, a text box popped up. “Grovyle has died!” A chill ran up my spine. Dare I go into this dungeon? Or should I just go on? This only piqued my curiosity, so I went on."
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Harpy: i just wanna go to ivel's house and be lazy
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Gooper Blooper: The description for this image: "Three Anime girls bobbing their heads in a car to the song 'What is love'"
Gooper Blooper: Two of those characters are male
RubyChao: kek
iKomodo: lel
Gooper Blooper: Whoever wrote the captions doesn't recognize any of the characters, so they just get called "cartoon" or "graphic novel" characters
Gooper Blooper: okay, this one is my favorite
Gooper Blooper: "Three bobbing mud heads diggin' the tunes on the cd"
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Cornwind Evil: ...oops.
Cornwind Evil: Wrong link
Cornwind Evil: Everyone ignore that
Jumpropeman: *doesn't*
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Jumpropeman: *death farts all over the place*
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