Chatzy Madness Volume 414: King K Rool Country Returns

Gooper Blooper: So I've had my yearly game review blog in progress since summer, so I could write reviews when the vidya I beat were still fresh in my mind, and this has also helped to make the workload of reviewing dozens of games in one post a lot more manageable
RubyChao: nice nice, goops!
Gooper Blooper: but despite the fact that I didn't need this padding, unless JRM posts a review of it before April, I will beat him to the punch and put up a review of the vidya JRM has said is his "I need a review up and I have ten minutes" ace in the hole
RubyChao: G A S P
Gooper Blooper: Slot Machine for Atari 2600
Diadem: oh shit
Gooper Blooper: it's happening
Jumpropeman: hahaha
Jumpropeman: i expect an in depth explanation of every symbol on the machine
Gooper Blooper: JRM reaching as far as he can for a Disaster Report

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Jumpropeman: if you were trapped on a dessert island, how long until you eat the whole island and drown
LadySeychelles: depends on what the island is made of I guess
Jumpropeman: i watched that pizza video I mentioned the other day
Jumpropeman: the best part was the guy figuring out if the fire emblem characters have eaten it
LadySeychelles: I expect a lot of digging into medivel history
Jumpropeman: because all Smash Bros. Fire Emblem character appears in Engage, but they're spirits so they can't eat the game's pizza. You can however eat the pizza independently, then save it as leftovers, then during a battle you can merge with that character's spirit and eat the leftovers
LadySeychelles: ...
LadySeychelles: Honestly wasn't expecting that
Red Birb Del: this is a lot of work to get marth to experience pizza
LadySeychelles: Does marth LIKE pizza?
Jumpropeman: i don't feel like he would.
Jumpropeman: he likes hard bread and a glass of room temperature water
LadySeychelles: ouch
LadySeychelles: low opinon of Marth I c
Jumpropeman: he seems pretty basic hero type
MobileDraco: Marth is Basic
Jumpropeman: smash bros is adding more spirits in an update next year, which means its gonna be time for me to 100% it again soon

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Gooper Blooper: I reread some RP from early this season today and Lanterby's angry rant against Wanze hits different now that Chao's avatar makes me imagine Padoru Lanterby doing it
RubyChao: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RubyChao: utterly undermined.
Gooper Blooper: instead of punching him, she did the padoru spin and smacked him with the sack
Diadem: he got
Diadem: sacked
LadySeychelles makes a sad wa-wa noise

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RubyChao: reminder
RubyChao: Purple Francis is dead...
Josey Joestar: Don’t remind me
Josey Joestar: My life is so much less purple without him
Josey Joestar: Although I have to ask
Josey Joestar: Is there a Non-Purple Francis
Jumpropeman: once you've gone purple, you never go back

Chatzy Madness Volume 413: Socially Acceptable Peanut Butter Devouring

Jumpropeman: playing the original mario maker while its online is still available
Draco: Good.
Draco: Play EVERY game.
Gooper Blooper: Using the Ashley costume for every level I bet-
Jumpropeman: one of the top rated levels of all time is a coffin dance autolevel/music level
Draco: Nice.
Gooper Blooper: A relic of its' era.

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(Draco makes a Cloudinary account because Discord is nuking its' image hosting)

Gooper Blooper: welcome to Cloudinary
Jumpropeman: huzzah!
Gooper Blooper politely waves around buzzword-laden business apps
Draco: Yes, Chao had to break three of my toes and threaten my Fumos, but I am formally using Cloudinary now.
Gooper Blooper: The fumos?! Chao, we are not cavemen
RubyChao: look
RubyChao: i was desperate
Jumpropeman: they're happy in a fumo garden now

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I HATE YOUR FLIP FLOPS: "Then again, there was the specialized oath of Green Lantern in the 90's creation Jack T. Chance...
"You who are wicked, evil and mean,
I'm the nastiest creep you've ever seen!
Come one, come all, put up a fight
I'll pound your butts with Green Lantern's light!
Yowza."
Draco: Yowza
Gooper Blooper: Yao Zerr
RubyChao: perhaps someday we will learn if they let him teach again.........

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I HATE YOUR FLIP FLOPS: When you're kissing Tony Stark, you're kissing Galactus.

Opening the Cabinet of Curiosities

It's been a while since I've had a ZFRP plot with as convoluted a development as my Season 13 one. For that reason, it's finally time I dusted off the old Plot Retrospective tag and give some behind the scenes information on the many twists and turns I took while coming up with what we eventually did this year!

I had many ideas for Whalestrand, but I also had a desire to minimize how many events I ran. I wanted to do more with less. This naturally led to the concept of a plot that was a series of widely-varying vignettes that may or may not have all been connected. In the final version of the plot, most of the events actually were connected in one way or another, but this wasn't a guarantee early on. A lot of the pieces of The Cabinet of Curiosities were snipped portions from what could have been bigger plots, so this was something of a "best-of" of the many story concepts I was sifting through. Let's look at each one of these individual pieces, and what got cut in favor of the snippets I cobbled together into the Cabinet.

Chatzy Madness Volume 412: A Giant Bear Made Of Nickelodeon Gak

PhoneModo: Rickety Town more like
PhoneModo: Uh
PhoneModo: Shitty Town?
PhoneModo: ...I didn’t sleep last night
PhoneModo left the chat
Mirrored Sheep joined the chat
Mirrored Sheep: Come on and ride!
Mirrored Sheep: Big Bunyan Ride!
Mirrored Sheep left the chat

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KamenModo: posted
KamenModo: WITNESS MEEEEEEEEE

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HIS WISH IS PUNCH!: "The Tour de France, the most challenging and most prestigious bicycle race, has a long and storied history of cheating. Most people have heard of the decades worth of scandals involving performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs), but the early years of the race involved much more overt methods of cheating. The second Tour de France (in 1904) had so much cheating that it almost resulted in permanent cancellation. Multiple cyclists were disqualified for cheating, and the 5th place finisher was declared the winner since everybody ahead of him was disqualified. And he had also cheated at least once, but for whatever reason was only given a warning. Much of the cheating was amusingly audacious (skipping sections of the race by getting rides in cars or trains, or for those who wanted to still "ride the bike" for the whole course having a car pull them along with a tow rope), but it also included sabotage (nails were laid out in roads to cause flat tires) and even violence (masked men in a car attacking the then-leading cyclists, and fans of some cyclists threw rocks at everyone else as they passed)."

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Jumpropeman: WOOPER WATCH
Jumpropeman: the next hour is wooperpalooza in go
Gooper Blooper: woop woop
Jumpropeman: no increased shiny rate I believe but I'm getting one dang it
KamenModo: PULL OVER DAT no
MobileDraco: If only those COWARDS would put Paldean Woopers in too.

(later)

Jumpropeman: wooper watch over... zero shinies
LadySeychelles: Oh no
Gooper Blooper: you told me you were going to get a shiny, JRM
Gooper Blooper: you lied to me
MobileDraco: JRM, why did you lie to the boy? ;-;
Jumpropeman: your first mistake was trusting me
Gooper Blooper: I was in my hospital bed and I begged him to catch a shiny woop for the gipper
RubyChao: that shiny woop could have cured cancer
Diadem joined the chat
Diadem: walked into some drama, i see-
Diadem: anyway hello
Jumpropeman: harp, bail me out here, I know you got a shiny woop stash
Diadem: sorry bud i got nothin but an idea to record a Furret solo run
Jumpropeman: play the acerola town song the whole run 

Chatzy Madness Volume 411: Government Cheese

(Re: the Blogger content warning)

Gooper Blooper: I especially hate that it makes me look at the content warning
Gooper Blooper: it's my blog you freaking moron
Jumpropeman: do you want to look at your own dirty dirty smut
Jumpropeman: said smut
Gooper Blooper: DISGUSTING
Draco: LEWD D:
Draco gets out the PG-13 Establishment sign.
Seashells: What’s next? H*nd h*lding?
Draco: SEY PLS D8

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Draco: "Jumpropeman: that's true. I still refuse to accept that people call soda just "pop" despite all those maps of america" <- You live in Wisconsin now. Don't they call it pop?
Jumpropeman: i haven't heard it yet!
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman checks
Jumpropeman: we're in the red spot :V
Jumpropeman: sure didnt hear people asking for cokes unless they wanted cokes down in texas though
Jumpropeman: but again
Jumpropeman: i was in that red patch
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: gonna start using fool's champagne
Gooper Blooper: you're not in the right spot for that
Gooper Blooper: I'll call them what I've always called them
Gooper Blooper: [this space intentionally left blank]

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Cornwind Evil: "Warren Ellis in the mid-1990's, while trying to get ahead at Marvel, he worked on Druid (1995), starring C-List member of The Avengers Doctor Druid, apparently intending on mimicking another title, Hellstorm, starring C-Lister character Daimon Hellstrom. However, sales were so abysmal that that ongoing series was turned into a four-issue mini-series, which ends Druid killed by a magical gun and burned in a dumpster by Hellstrom himself."
Cornwind Evil: When you're just so mad a character didn't catch on

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PhoneDel: god has cursed me to be awake at 5am
PhoneDel: and I'm gonna make it someone else's problem
Jumpropeman: del is going to cause problems on purpose
Draco: Sounds good.
PhoneDel: shitpost in bar
Draco: It's a good shitpost.
Jumpropeman: yeah, she's a fan of DAFTWERK
Dope
As
Fuck
Twerking
PhoneDel: danke. I'm going full bore with this, jade will smooch that necron. I don't expect it to be a very long term relationship but hell we've seen weirder
PhoneDel: lmao
PhoneDel: necrons are all basically old nobles so they'd probably be scandalised by twerking, absolutely not as civilized as
PhoneDel: idk whatever they had
PhoneDel: I can't say belly dancing because they ain't got bellies no more
Jumpropeman: tasteful still buttocks
PhoneDel: cryptek Ramses exiled for refusing to stop sculpting butts
Draco: We have seen weirder, like a man and a woman dating and getting married.
PhoneDel: scandalous
Draco: Super scandalous.

Chatzy Madness Volume 410: So Good It's Blasphemous

Cornwind Evil: I honestly don't know among mine which would be the worst chef
Draco: Dexter
Cornwind Evil: ....that's not UNtrue...

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ShasO Viorla Del: Okay
ShasO Viorla Del: Stop everything
ShasO Viorla Del: They're making a spiritual sequel to the Zelda cdis
ShasO Viorla Del: Including getting the VAs of link and zelda
Jumpropeman: holy frijoles
ShasO Viorla Del: And honestly, thank god
Jumpropeman: man, I did not expect the cdi voice actors to even be available
Jumpropeman: they feel like they were just destined to disappear into the mists of time
ShasO Viorla Del: They found morshu's va somewhere
ShasO Viorla Del: I'm keeping an eye on this one
ShasO Viorla Del: We need more weird as hell games
RubyChao: honestly
RubyChao: i think if they get harkinian
RubyChao: they just automatically win

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RubyChao: a lanterby
RubyChao: i'm excited for jrm to get to the final arc and be disappointed by how little of her there is
Gooper Blooper: woah, she's smiling
RubyChao: she's excited!
RubyChao: more natural

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Lurkabree: touhou in a nutshell: "what if [insert basically anything here] was a cute girl and the cute girls fought each other?"

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Gooper Blooper: My favorite thing about Kokoro in the Brawl: in both the picture where she's killing someone and the picture she's being killed, she's making the same bored expression

Chatzy Madness Volume 409: Big Bar Brawl 13 Edition

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