Sunday, July 9, 2017

Chatzy Madness Volume 296: I'm A Cuckster

F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: Little do you suspect that Kap is Tony Kapponi, a wereform of the tiny lizard lady from when she was bitten by an enthusiastic island surfer.
Jumpropeman: Ven, you're undoing all my hard work D:

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Jumpropeman: "Beach Cookout: I HOPE WE DON'T FIGHT VERA, PLEASE DON'T LET US FIGHT VERA
Beach Cookout: I WANT TO LOVE VERA"

Jumpropeman: I'm loving Vera
Jumpropeman: because she's so ruthless
Jumpropeman: can't survive on a diet of goofball bad guys alone
GermanChao: were the big five goofballs? :V
Jumpropeman: the penguin love was very serious
Jumpropeman: I've already explained to you mister, but I meant more the villain where the piss isn't taken out of them or they get silly at times. Even Chaos has done jokes
GermanChao: that's true
Blast Chiller: i know she's ruthless for a reason and i like her for that too but maaan
Blast Chiller: i like cool ladies
Jumpropeman: we have a significant lack of cool ladies in rp
Jumpropeman: you'll have to look elsewhere im afraid
GermanChao: i think we can afford at least one evil cool lady :V
Blast Chiller: YOU DID THIS LAST YEAR TOO
Blast Chiller: I CRY
GermanChao: no, that was an evil cute lady!
GermanChao: very different

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Bree: hey DMG, since you are in the military and all, do you know anything about guns?
DMG: I know an awful lot about the M16
DMG: that's about it
Bree: alas
El Diablo Pollo: what about
El Diablo Pollo: THESE GUNS
El Diablo Pollo flexes
Bree: very impressive, ivel
DMG bows down to the total rippage of Ivel's guns
Jumpropeman: ivel is the Beaster Bunny
DMG: hope you know, Beaster Bunny has every one of my votes for the name alone
Bree: no >:I nibbler is gonna win the brawl!
Gooper Blooper: There's something about Beaster Bunny I need cleared up
DMG: Is CustardKittens somebody I should know?
Gooper Blooper: Is he made of chocolate, or does he just look like he's made of chocolate
El Diablo Pollo: jrm sister
Gooper Blooper: That's one of JRM's sisters
DMG: oh, cool
DMG: just wondering
Gooper Blooper: She draws art for the Brawl every year
DMG: cool
Bree: along with his other sister, RainbowDash
Bree: jrm actually has like five sisters
Jumpropeman: he is made of chocolate
El Diablo Pollo
Bree: jrm actually has like five sisters
Jumpropeman: he is made of chocolate
El Diablo Pollo: jrm confirmed made of chocolate
DMG: I KNEW IT!
Gooper Blooper: Okay, thanks for that important info
Jumpropeman: I'm sweet as sugar 🤗

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Chatzy Madness Volume 295: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

La La La LAA: OH MY
WHAT AN UNEXPECTED FRENZY SASQUATCH
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
WHERE'S MARIO
DID IT EAT MARIO

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La La La LAA rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
La La La LAA: :l
I... I just have to live with it. Zargeesh is... .... ... not a jobber.
La La La LAA sobs into kerchief
La La La LAA: I just don't know where I went wrong

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Baked Cookies: "dash extract"
Baked Cookies: its dinosaur piss ain't it
DMG: considering certain smaller monsters can drop "Dash Extract" on the ground if you hit them hard enough, yeah I'd call that monster piss

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Jumpropeman: imagine trying to organize a Doctor Meeting these days
Jumpropeman: even with Sheep not using anyone on call, we've got like 12 doctor characters now
Gooper Blooper: we've come a long way from "everyone makes sarah heal everyone"
Jumpropeman: Sarah's lawn is pristine
Jumpropeman: no dying kobbers on it anymore
Baked Cookies: well, maybe the occasional half-dead alex
Miserable Sheep: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT
Baked Cookies: can't stop playing hero when danger arises
Baked Cookies: oh god sheep no
DMG: "Bring out your dead!"
Miserable Sheep redoes Rain of Sheep post

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Chatzy Madness Volume 294: Arise, Cornwind, For The Bloodshed

DMG rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
DMG: seriously, Mozart is holding his drink better than a cat should be able to
Return of Bad End: I believe in the Monster Hunter. =v You go, cat.
Baked Cinnabon: he is godcat
DMG: let's see if both cats are good at drinking
DMG rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
DMG rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17

DMG: good lord
Return of Bad End: They're purrfect at this.
DMG: impawsibly adept drinkers

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Miserable Sheep: "I’m Codd Branford. 74 Years old. But i am a Goujin. A special Human race that brings me Eternal youth, and if i eat a 'VEGAfruit' i can gain another life. Like videogames, I can respawn if i die. Today i got 18 Lives. Thanks to my Eternal youth, i got a 25 Years old body and smartness."
Miserable Sheep: ...
KappaChao: rip sheep
Miserable Sheep uninstalls internet
KappaChao: i think ya broke him, goops
KappaChao: OFF TO THE JAVALINA FARMS
ivel: rip sheep
Return of Bad End: Take him to the Javelin farm. We grow trees for ideal sports spears there. And throw them at javalinas.
Gooper Blooper: Sheep finally makes it to my greatest battle sequence of 2016
Miserable Sheep: >ANIME RULES: BE AS ANIME AS POSSIBLE
Miserable Sheep: I'm gonna need a yardstick, a helicopter blade, and a whole lotta hair gel
Gooper Blooper: BUT KENAN WHERE AM I GONNA GET A HELICOPTER BLADE

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Spy: God
Spy: I graduated
Draco: Congrats
Spy: I'm here
Spy: I made it
Spy: Wow
Spy: Unreal
ivel: :D
Spy: My gosh
Spy: This is amazing!
Spy: I feel incredible!
Spy: Yes yes yes yes!
Spy: I can win!
Spy: I feel great!
Spy: I can do this!
ivel: happy for ya Spy, congrats
Spy UGH!
Spy: Yes!
Spy: I'm home!
Spy: I'm alive!
Spy: This is all a miracle!
Spy: I'm awake!
Spy: I'm wide awake!
Spy: Woosh!
ivel: Spy right now
Spy: Yep!
SteelKomodo: hahahaha

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Chatzy Madness Volume 293: Fate/Extra Thicc

Jumpropeman: *Faith gets a curse removed from her as a joke, Hina comes out holding a watermelon sized curse ball*
Jumpropeman: "That explains too much"

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Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: a-also i'm sorry in advance for overhyping MGM
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: i kinda need feedback because i'm like "what the fuck am I DOIIING"
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: but on the bright side, I have the next two eps planned out!
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: spoiler: Prier's in one of them
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: BUT WHICH ONE
Bree: I hope it's the motorcycles one
Bree: because NUNS ON MOTORCYCLES YEAHHHHH
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: ...
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: i
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: i actually hadn't considered that
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: I WAS THINKING OF THE WRONG NUN
Jumpropeman: is it okay
Jumpropeman: to say that Gysel was in the background of MGM
RubyChao: NO >:(
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: yes
Jumpropeman: you kids trying to make Gysel an actor
Jumpropeman: why would she want to act when she could... HOLD THE BOOM
Jumpropeman: she would be conflicted if asked to serve as the Best Boy (/girl)
Jumpropeman: she'd insist on being "Acceptable Girl"
Jumpropeman: which looks even stranger in the credits
Jumpropeman: Acceptable might be too much still
Jumpropeman: "Present Girl"
Gooper Blooper: I'm not expecting her to be SECRETLY A VILLAIN or anything like I joked about before but
Gooper Blooper: but there has got to be more to Gysel we'll discover later
Gooper Blooper: She's too pure, too innocent, too humble, something's going on
ivel: "Girl 1"
ivel: there you go jrm
RubyChao: what if that's the swerve
RubyChao: the untwist
Jumpropeman: come on goops, all characters are found naked on a grave to start, right?

Monday, May 22, 2017

Chatzy Madness Volume 292: Meme Economy

Nasty Crimeboy: Grilled Cheese Consumed!
Nasty Crimeboy shine get from mario sunshine plays
SteelKomodo: http://youtube.com/watch?v=efmbt-FOgdo

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Jumpropeman: Faith's a great conversationalist: Nice to talk to you again, WHY'D YOU LOBOTOMIZE YOUR DOG?!
A Roleplayer Addict: Owen: *crunch PERFECTLY JUSTIFIABLE AGELONG SOCIAL REASONS crunch YOU'RE MORE HUMAN THAN YOU THINK crunch KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT OWEN crunch*

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SteelKomodo: whoa, internet was freaking out
SteelKomodo: we're ok now
Jumpropeman: I just imagined SK and Del doing the whole "pretending the Enterprise is shaking" thing from the old Star Treks as the internet freaked out
SteelKomodo: that is totes what we would do
Jumpropeman: this one's better because they added music :v
Jumpropeman: plus the guy on the left who realizes a second too late he's supposed to be acting like the ship is shaking
SteelKomodo: that one klingon in the back is having the time of his life

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Get Your Woomy On: and now that Marie is about to get her woomy on, whatever that means
Get Your Woomy On: i require speep
Get Your Woomy On: nite, all :P
Beautiful Cappucino: night
ivel: lel
RubyChao: it means wOoMy
Cornwind Evil: For some reason when I hear the term 'woomy'
Cornwind Evil: I think parrots
Cornwind Evil: Dunno why

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Chatzy Madness Volume 291: Sex With An Alligator

Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: my first post
Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: is a barpost
Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: and it's a byte post
ivel: it's a barkpost
Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: FUCK
Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: that's good
Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: borkposting is the hot new trend

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Befuddled Cartoonist: dia arrives when gino stays at the bar for longer than 2 seconds
ivel: it took him longer than 2 seconds to drink his drink :U
Befuddled Cartoonist: okay, like, a MINUTE
Befuddled Cartoonist: :I
Gooper Blooper: Now I'm imagining Gino just walking in, grabbing a drink, opening his mouth, throwing the entire contents of the glass into his open mouth in one motion, then walking away
ivel: lel
ivel: he probably would too
ivel: less effort to drink that way :U

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Gooper Blooper: Mole Knight: Fire affinity, likes to dig
Specter Knight: Basically the grim reaper, can summon skeletons
Plague Knight: Mad scientist, potions, explosions, a lovely assistant
Treasure Knight: Anchor on a retractable chain, good swimmer, greedy
Propeller Knight: Flies, has a rapier, can call in an airship
Tinker Knight: Not much by himself but has some secret weapons he built
Polar Knight: Big grumpy dude with a snow shovel, ice affinity
King Knight: Smug.avi, struts everywhere, has a scepter, can summon horns to blow damaging confetti
Gooper Blooper: the order cliffs notes
Bree: neat
ivel: so what you're saying is Tenshi vs Treasure Knight
RubyChao: yes
Gooper Blooper: his arena is completely underwater in Shovel Knight
Gooper Blooper: this is the best idea
Draco: Still not Smuggery The Smuggening

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Chatzy Madness Volume 290: KON'NICHIWA ALAN-KOUHAI

Brave Caterer: fun fact: Sumi is a shopkeep in my army of ghosties
Bree: yayyy sumi
Brave Caterer: the sprite looks too much like Sumi to let it slide
Bree: her goods are the most esoteric you'll find anywhere! buy now!!!
Draco: Sumi's prices are esoteric.
Brave Caterer: unfortunately, since she's a phantom, that means she died somewhere along the line
Brave Caterer: probably a peaceful death, with all her esoteric friends around her
Brave Caterer: Rachel cries at her bedside, and the one thing she says is
Draco: She died of old age in the Brawl.
Brave Caterer: "Y-you neeerd"
Brave Caterer: because Sumi said something completely dorky before she passed

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Jumpropeman: Kamen Rider Hime meets the queen
Draco: JRM actually read my blog. Usually he just posts funny memes and hopes they're accurate. ;o;
Jumpropeman: the latest Kamen Rider Hime
Draco: JRM: See? Fits perfectly. I can't believe you don't read my blog you're so on-point.

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Cornwind Evil: Sine gives Zeldoten the ultimate test
Cornwind Evil: Go through Aladdin's Cave of Wonders
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 8
Draco: Nope. Fail.
Draco: She got killed before stepping in.
Cornwind Evil: I'm reminded of a joke from the Mark Maid comic Irredeemable
Cornwind Evil: Where the Superman expy, who has turned evil, gathers up all his old villains and says he wants to team with them to do evil
Cornwind Evil: And to show he trusts them, he's given them all a switch that when pressed, activates a machine that will deactivate his powers
Cornwind Evil: Cue all the villains pressing their switches all at the same time
Cornwind Evil: It was, of course, a trick/trap
Cornwind Evil: Not-Superman: Wow. I didn't even finish my SENTENCE.
Draco: HA.
Phone: No matter how hard I press the button. ...
Draco: lel
Cornwind Evil: So I picture that with Sine, Zeldoten, and the Cave
Cornwind Evil: Sine: You can't touch anything bu- "INFINDEEELLLLSSSS!" Wow, I didn't even finish my sentence.
Draco: Sounds about right. 🙂
Phone: All the Cave of Wonders wants is true love, obedience, and a little lube before people get handsy. Why is that so wrong? Dirty thieves in all the wrong holes, grabbing whilly nilly.
Jumpropeman: go to bed
Phone: I would be glad to, but work.
Jumpropeman: they'll understand if you tell them what happened
Phone: I made bad, lewd jokes and my friend said go to bed, boss.

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Draco asked a question: Ready for RP?
Chatzy closed the question after 3 responses:
Ready for RP?
No    1         Off-RubyChao
Draco stahp    1         Cornwind Evil
Yes    1         Gooper Blooper

Draco: Mixed results. Can't tell if people are ready for RP.
Gooper Blooper: Come May 1, people will bumble their way onto the forum and posts will happen
Gooper Blooper: ready or not, here we all come