Chatzy Madness Volume 286: Gotta Bloop Ta Goop

Dr. Satan: holy crap
Dr. Satan: I just saw this page
Dr. Satan: "#1 ALTERNATIVE
TO PHOTOBUCKET"
SteelKomodo: D:<
Dr. Satan: bold claim imageshack
hh: Don't worry, girls, you're both equally terrible. :v

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Crowbar: "Calliope: I made a mistake on my computer a few days ago. I had been constantly dismissing the "Update to Windows 8.1" messages for years now, and finally, after turning it on and doing something in a window, I pressed enter at the exact time that pop-up came up, so now I have Windows 8.1"
Crowbar: Doing this also automatically emptied my recycle bin
Crowbar: which was basically a Rejected Characters blogpost waiting to happen :V
Crowbar: now I'll just have to REMEMBER them
Gooper Blooper: If you're using your recycle bin as a folder to store important things, I don't know what to tell you :V
Gooper Blooper: (I keep a list instead)
Crowbar: I put them there because they were GARBAGE

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Bree: ooh more chatzy madness
Crowbar: when we hit 500 we'll move on to Chatzy Hysteria
Crowbar: and at a 1000, Chatzy Psychopathy
Bree: chatzy insanity
Bree: chatzy shenanigans
Bree: chatzy mayhem :V
Gooper Blooper: chatzy sanity
Bree: a highlight reel of our most boring moments

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Crowbar: Insert your ZFRP character of choice
Draco V2.0: I insert Dirk.
Crowbar: Alright! Show me Dirk!
Crowbar: (32)
ivel: #lewd: ​Josephine also inserts Dirk
Crowbar: In a survey of a 100 people- *Steve Harvey faces at ivel*
ivel: :U

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Cornwind Evil: "WorkDel joined the chat
WorkDel: mst3k is back on netflix
SteelKomodo: yisssss
WorkDel: someone here cares im sure"
Cornwind Evil: I BROUGHT THIS UP FIVE DAYS AGO
Crowbar: hey guys did you hear mst3k is back

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Alexander the Okay: I always wonder what history would be like of Alexander was merely an okay guy
Alexander the Okay: Instead of great
Crowbar: some loser would've probably solved the Gordian Knot the proper way and thus be forgotten by history
Alexander the Okay: Yep
Alexander the Okay: He just sat there for like three hours and did it
Crowbar: Everyone said grats and he probably got like, a brand new donkey cart for doing it. End of story.
Alexander the Okay: Good job

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Draco V2.0: Zombree: he said komachitori is not happening :<
Draco V2.0: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RubyChao: i tried my hardest
SteelKomodo: welp

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(Disgaea 5)

B.C.: confirmed: the worst room to face in the item world
B.C.: is the 10x10 prinny square
B.C.: 96 prinnies, a wrestler, and a warrior
RubyChao: what could possibly go wrong
B.C.: as i found out
B.C.: everything.

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Bodacious Character: Emily and Stacy have escaped from marriage

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ivel: http://ivelchild.tumblr.com/post/158835144218
Draco: Wonder Ball! :D
Draco chokes and dies.
Fighter: I had a Wonder Ball once
Fighter: it did not live up to the hype
Gooper Blooper: Goopsbro loved them back in the day, so when I saw they were back in stores I got him one for Christmas
Gooper Blooper: I wouldn't be surprised though if 50% of his love was because of the silly commercials
Fighter: I was surprised when I heard the song Book of Love, since I thought the Wonder Ball song was unique
RubyChao: the heck's a wonder ball
Fighter: its yummy nestle chocolate with candy shapes inside
Gooper Blooper: It's a hollow chocolate egg with candy inside
Gooper Blooper: Nestle sold the brand to Frankford, which makes very cheap but not very impressive chocolate (still better than chocolate flavored)
ivel: I loved Wonder Balls
Fighter: I think the one I had was a 101 Dalmatians Wonder Ball
ivel: I had several cause they were good
Fighter: you know that movie, with its incredibly varied cast
Fighter: I wonder what this candy shape will be
Draco: I bet it's Parsee in there.
Fighter: a slightly differently posed dalmatian!
Gooper Blooper: and then SWERVE, it's cruella
Fighter: what if you opened a wonder ball, and the only shape inside was cruella in a spotted fur coat
Fighter: Bad Ending Wonder Ball

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Black Mage: I was on google, this obscure website where you can search for stuff, one day, and I was googling Meh Burger pics
Black Mage: and one of the images was "One Night at Meh Burger", a take on FNAF
Gooper Blooper: tell me more!
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Gooper Blooper: you told me more all right
Beloved Chatzy: sweet jesus
Black Mage: I like that FNAF, you spend five nights with murderous electronics
Black Mage: but Meh Burger you can only stand one
RubyChao: link the image
RubyChao: pls
Black Mage: WARNING! PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM SPOOK
Black Mage: ​or maximum Underwhelmingness :V
Gooper Blooper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Black Mage: you know what I don't miss
Black Mage: Slender clones
Black Mage: I haven't seen any recently
ivel: true
ivel: FNAF stole its thunder
Black Mage: Slender made the mistake of allowing your character to move
ivel: lel
Black Mage: the next big horror game will just be a jack in the box you have no input on
Black Mage: RNG will determine when the jumpscare is

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Gooper Blooper: You know how we've talked before about how the 2000s aren't nostalgic yet for most people? I realized earlier today that at least one aspect of popular culture is all about the 2000s already
Gooper Blooper: memes
ivel: I mean, it's true
Gooper Blooper: think about it
Gooper Blooper: Shrek, Bee Movie, LazyTown
RubyChao: ha, that's true
RubyChao: also a lot of 2000s-era memes are themselves nostalgic already
Beloved Chatzy: sonic 06
Beloved Chatzy: oh wait.
Black Mage: IT'S NO USE
Black Mage: I am happy I basically did a Sonic 06 plot in the most roundabout way possible
Gooper Blooper: a sonic 06 plot with no sonic
Beloved Chatzy: good
Beloved Chatzy: 2006 me would have RPed mephiles or some shit

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Black Mage: do any of you guys know KC Green, the guy who made the "This is Fine" Dog comic?
Gooper Blooper: not really
Black Mage: that's a shame, because he made some semi-official Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comics
Black Mage: http://paradoxspace.com/summer-sea-fun/1
http://paradoxspace.com/togy-hawk-pro-skator/1
http://paradoxspace.com/pones/1 
http://paradoxspace.com/pones/2
Beloved Chatzy: wow
Beloved Chatzy: i laughed
Beloved Chatzy: and i don't even like HJ all that much!
Beloved Chatzy: ​not after what he did to SARAH
Beloved Chatzy: ​...did he even do that or maybe i misremember
Gooper Blooper: he did, you're not misremembering
Gooper Blooper: hella jeff shot sarah
Beloved Chatzy: oh okay
Beloved Chatzy: NO FORGIVENESS
Beloved Chatzy: ivel doesn't know about bbb1 sheenanigans
Black Mage: "She instantly reaches out and snaps the note from Alex’s hand. It seems the date has helped dissolve much of her earlier nervousness, most likely because of the nirvana that being lovestruck can bring to a person. She begins to unfold the little note, but lost in their little moment, the two fail to hear the screams that are getting ever closer and closer… White Mage begins to read the first line of the note…
Suddenly, a red wave of energy flies towards the couple and hits Sarah square on the chest. Blood erupts from the wound, drenching the note in arterial blood. The note means little to Alex, he's ran through its words so often in his head he couldn't possibly forget them, but the gravely wounded mage before him meant a whole hell of a lot to him. Alex once again grabs Sarah before she can fall, but this time there is a much more somber tone. Alex’s eyes begin to tear as he holds the white mage in his arms."
Black Mage: gooooood times
Black Mage: also I do enjoy using the name White Mage interchangeably with Sarah
RubyChao: but there's four of them!
Beloved Chatzy: this is the moment where i fucking died inside
Gooper Blooper: reminder that after the first day of the brawl I had three characters
Beloved Chatzy: "i cannot forgive"
Gooper Blooper: one was a villain
Gooper Blooper: one had briefly become a villain before then becoming a baby
Gooper Blooper: and one was in critical condition at the hospital
Gooper Blooper: so naturally to alleviate the sadness I introduced a new villain as my fourth character the next day
Gooper Blooper: BBB1 was a rough time for Team GB

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Black Mage: >​entire uneaten cake in the trash
Black Mage: who committed this great evil
Gooper Blooper: ...gonna need my reaction image folder for this one
ivel: also appropriate for this situation

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Black Mage: Sorry but I gotta post this one
"In 1997, for instance, he was “principal for a day” at a public school in an impoverished area of the Bronx. The chess team was holding a bake sale, Hot & Crusty danishes and croissants. They were $5,000 short of what they needed to travel to a tournament.
Trump had brought something to wow them.
“He handed them a fake million-dollar bill,” said David MacEnulty, a teacher and the chess team’s coach.
The team’s parent volunteers were thrilled.
Then disappointment.
Trump then gave them $200 in real money and drove away in a limousine."
RubyChao: that's so absurd it's hilarious
Black Mage: its like something from the cartoon
Black Mage: I just imagine him throwing the two hundred bills out the window as he zooms off in the limo
Draco lands.
Black Mage: *stabs*
Draco: ARGH.
Draco bleeds fake money.
Black Mage: WE CAN GO TO THE TOURNAMENT AFTER ALL- oh.
Black Mage: It's all got Draco's face on it
Black Mage: at least these Dracobucks are good at Dracoland
Black Mage: redeemable for a slew of Parsee put-downs
Draco: "What? You thought those things were worth something? They're almost as worthless as you."
Draco: "The only thing sadder than Dracobucks is the person who collects them."
Draco: "Dracobucks make Bison Dollars look like a sound investment even before kidnapping the Queen of England."
Black Mage: 3 parsee putdowns? I guess Draco didn't have that much blood money
Black Mage: either that or she wasn't joking about how worthless these are
Black Mage: *gets Parsee a chocolate milk instead*
Draco: "The most use you'll get out of a Dracobuck is burning it for warmth."
Draco: "What? You spent your life savings on Dracobucks and now you're broke? At least you've got plenty of tissues to mop up your tears."
Draco: "Unlike you, I can afford to care about your Dracobucks. I just don't want to."
Draco: "You wanted me to make you look bad? Why pay me when you do it to yourself for free?"
Draco: Off to bed. Bye.
Black Mage: bye draco
Black Mage: thanks for Parsass
Black Mage: it made the dracobucks surprisingly not worthless

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RubyChao: so who wants a fun fact about
RubyChao: brinehammer
RubyChao: he's the only person here who i don't yet know the name of
RubyChao: ​soon i will correct that
RubyChao: ​GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS, BRINE
ivel: lel
Thief: his real name is ​The Ruby Chao
RubyChao: dun dun duuuuuun
ivel: 😲
Gooper Blooper: I remember a few people here shared facebooks around 2012
Thief: his personality only activates when chao is asleep
Gooper Blooper: he was one of them
Gooper Blooper: if you'd been here earlier you coulda found out
RubyChao: so what you're saying is
RubyChao: it's your fault for having so much 2011 to read
ivel: lel
Thief: we'll try to post less this year to give your more free time to snoop out his name
Blinkhaunter sweats.
Gooper Blooper: kek
Gooper Blooper: scoop chao, elite detective, is on the case

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RubyChao: i'm reading a thread full of bad OCs and
RubyChao: "Princess Rose: She Rules The Sky Kingdom Her Casle Is Silver With One Window Where :peach:'s Painting Would Be. She Has Been Kidnapped By Bowser At Lest 4 Times. She Has Pearl Earrings Like :peach:'s But There Gold With A Silver Cloud. :mario:, :luigi:, :bowser:, :wario: And, :waluigi: All Fell For Her. She Is Madly In Love With Luigi!"
RubyChao: 2018plot: rescue the PRINCESS
RubyChao: rose
RubyChao: "MOTIVE: Wowser bowser wants to destroy lugie luigi because he has stolen wowsers bowser power crystal and wowser needs that to be very bowser bowser bowser"
Gooper Blooper: I'm reminded of the time we combed mario wiki's hall of shame
Gooper Blooper: #DiaperDuty
RubyChao: "Motive: To help mario defeat dimentio, the evil jester from Super paper mario. (Again) This would a game called 'Super Paper Mario 2, The tribe of darkness" After her parents died when she was 6, Princess Dimentia had to rule this huge kingdom of darkness, which is part of the Tribe of darkness's dark empire, with no one to help but her loyal jester, Devon. As Devon and Dimentia grew up, they started to fall in love, but one night, two female plumber/thiefs, (Mario and Luigi's ansestors,) sneak in the castle and kill Dimentia. Driven by sadness and insanity, Devon puts on a cursed mask, which makes him live forever untill he's killed, and he becomes... Dimentio!"
RubyChao: ow the edge
Draco: Where do you guys get this crap? D:
Gooper Blooper: "which makes him live forever untill he's killed"
Gooper Blooper: I think I get what they're going for but still
RubyChao: draco: from a topic that was basically pure stupid bait
RubyChao: also yeah it makes sense when you think about it but it ​looks​ really dumb
Draco: It sure is.
RubyChao: NAME: Tyler
SIDE: Truely Justice, Altough He Has Been a Double Agent, Pretending to Work for :bowser: as Ty D. Koopa
RELATION: :mario:'s and :luigi:'s 3rd Cousin, Once Removed
Beloved Chatzy: what
RubyChao: "Princess Rose is always managing to get kidnapped but has more fighting in her than :peach:. :bowser: like other :mario: character enemy always try to kidnap because her kingdom is 2nd largest next to the star galaxy. Princess Rose has alot of diffidence in her than any other princess. :peach: TOO weak. Daisy kinda like her but to tom boyish. Rosalina Too girlish. So she is different."
RubyChao: also i keep laughing at how many of these people showed up to post this and a few other things and then just
RubyChao: vanished forever
RubyChao: Favorite Saying: "Gotta Bloop Ta Goop!"
RubyChao: hey goops
RubyChao: i found you a new catchphrase
Gooper Blooper changed name to Gotta Bloop Ta Goop
RubyChao: how does it feel to be blooping
Gotta Bloop Ta Goop: the same, chao
Gotta Bloop Ta Goop: because I NEVER STOP
RubyChao: "Description: Some time in the future, Mario and Peach became husband and wife. Peach gave birth to a baby girl, which the couple named Maria."
RubyChao: shiiiiit
RubyChao scraps all of Mariaplot to rework it
Gotta Bloop Ta Goop: well, there we go
RubyChao it's been spoiled
Gotta Bloop Ta Goop: mariaplot solved
Beloved Chatzy: the future
ivel: lel
RubyChao: "Goal:Princess Pear is out to get Peach for her land Pear plans to dictate the world."
RubyChao: dictate the world
Beloved Chatzy: DICTATE
Gotta Bloop Ta Goop: ​princess pear is josephine​
RubyChao: "Back story: Awesome was created when Bowser decided that he should create a clone for all of the Koopalings to do the dirty work for them. He used his black magic to create a clone of Iggy first, and Awesome was created. However, Awesome was too powerful for them and he destroyed Bowser's Castle, and decided to use his power for one thing: to earn cash. Since then, Awesome has been a feared bounty hunter/assassin in the Mushroom Kingdom."
RubyChao: "Backstory: Bean Cackletta was Fawfuls minion as normal Cackletta in the Dimension of Opposites and after fawful was injured by the Mario Bros., he was put in Popples body. After that, FawfPopple took over Popple castle and the mario bros destroyed Fawfuls soul and The castle was destroyed"
RubyChao: "Story: One day, a Yoshi was walking in the field, hungry as always. Then a blue Boo took over his body. He split the Yoshi into 18 pieces! They each had their own color. Green, red, yellow, blue, white, orange, pink, purple, magenta, black, light blue, rainbow, gold, silver, bronze, ruby, sapphire, and emerald. Soon the Yoshis started to go on an adventure. They collected money, fought baddies, and found out who sent the Boo. It was Bowser! The blue Boo was actually a Super Blue Atomic Boo. The 18 Yoshis used their Super technique, the Rainbow Egg Machine Gun, to hack the Boo's brain system. Then the spell was shattered and the Yoshis all combined back to one. But they could split again whenever they want. Then they beat Bowser. The ruby Yoshi ate Bowser. It laid his egg, then a cement truck covered the egg. It hardened, then 20 years later, the egg hatched."
RubyChao: i have my 2017 plot
RubyChao kicks kappaplot out the window
Thief: Yoshi Mass Attack
Thief: "The 18 Yoshis used their Super technique, the Rainbow Egg Machine Gun, to hack the Boo's brain system"
Thief: "hack" being slang for "reduced to nothing with gunfire"
RubyChao: hehhhhh
RubyChao: "Game: Mario party 16, Bowser is about to kill Mario, Luigi, and everyone else(but not Peach) when Neo comes out of nowhere and stops bowser, when bowser is defeated Neo tells everyone(but not Mario and Luigi) that he is Mario and Luigi's older brother."
Draco: XD
Thief: Neo ; o ;
Gotta Bloop Ta Goop: KILL
RubyChao: okay so i reached the last post in the thread
Gotta Bloop Ta Goop: where are you getting these abominations, some "cringe art" subreddit?
RubyChao: and this one is actually a really good parody of all the rest
RubyChao: "Dark Dark Dark Dark Bowser
He is the ultimate evil, the dark form of Dark Dark Dark Bowser. He eats plumbers for breakfast, and their souls go to burn in HELL. He can shapeshift, create black holes at will, and Mario's new Angel power-up is the only way to stand a chance, even though that chance is still small as a single hit sends Mario to hell for eternity. He was created from the DNA of Dark Dark Dark Bowser which was taken by Dr. Baby Metal Pink Gold Paper Pink Bluster Kong Jr. and combined with the DNA of Satan's son. Apparently he is scared of green things, but nobody cares about the guy who wears that color so he's invincible."
Gotta Bloop Ta Goop: we have to go darker
ivel: lel

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Thief: the comments are debating what is meant to stand out
Thief: since multiple things don't belong
Gotta Bloop Ta Goop: you're misinterpreting his masterpiece
Gotta Bloop Ta Goop: the impact font is actually him imploring the bottles to stand out, and none of them are brave enough to do so
Thief: how poetic *o*

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Fred Flinstone entered for the first time
Fred Flinstone: YABBA DABBA how do you DOOOOOOO

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Fred Flintstone: The Raiders are moving to Las Vegas, obviously inspired to bring their brand of insanity to fill the gap left by Blood Bowl's departure

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Draco: Yamameplot 17: get Gloria to go to the beach.
Gooper Blooper: Getting Gloria to go to the beach is easy, but getting her into a swimsuit and in the water is the hard part
Gooper Blooper: She visited the ZFS pool once but just sat in a chair and read a book the whole time
Draco: Bronze Strength Medalist no match for stubborn mage.
Gooper Blooper: Yamame might have to forsake her strength and try her ultimate forbidden technique:
Gooper Blooper: bein real fuckin cute
Draco: Leave a trail of cookies from Gloria's doorstep to the beach.
Gooper Blooper: the trail goes into the water, with the cookies sitting on tiny rafts
RubyChao: she just LIFTS gloria
RubyChao: and THROWS her into the water
Gooper Blooper: PULLING A YUUGI
RubyChao: WELL IT WORKED FOR TENSHI
Gooper Blooper: (it did not work for tenshi)
Draco: That'd be mean though. Gloria wouldn't like it. D:
Draco: Ruby's trying to get Yamame put in the doghouse.
Gooper Blooper: the spiderhouse
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Draco: Yamame can't bring herself to do it.
Draco: ​If anyone goes in a submarine this year, they need to text Tenshi a selfie at the bottom of the sea with the caption "Wish you were here."
RubyChao: yes
Gooper Blooper: #comeuppance
Draco: It's not really #Comeuppance, just the usual hazing.
Fred Flintstone: comeuppance would be if they then teleported her down into that submarine
ivel: no, that'd be outside the submarine

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Fred Flintstone: *opens first page of Flinstones comic* "Trey's Bird Slavery Emporium" coming out swinging
ivel: is this the newer edgy Flintstones comic (as if I have to ask with that name)- yes it is
Gooper Blooper: >​Homo Erectus as the name of a bar
Gooper Blooper: I did not think they would go there
ivel: yup :U
Gh: >​Edgy
>​​Flintstones​
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa​argh
Gh hurls self into the abyss to spare himself the trouble
Gooper Blooper: FLEENSTONES?!?!

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Bree joined the chat
ivel: Breello
Bree: yo dawggs
RubyChao: breetings, fellow huma
Fred Flintstone: hi bree
RubyChao: *human
Fred Flintstone: greetings fellow humus
ivel: greetings fellow hummus
ivel: welp
Bree: ivel wins the rights to the joke because he spelled it right
ivel: :D!
Fred Flintstone: excuse you
Fred Flintstone: humus is a type of dirt
ivel: hummus is tastier so it wins :I
Fred Flintstone: you haven't even given humus a chance 😱
Fred Flintstone: humus is probably the most delicious looking of the dirts

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Alexander the Okay: Imagine a world where Cubivore took off as well as animal crossing

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RubyChao: Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!
-Me: But you only gave me one tangerine...
-Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!
RubyChao: why does this feel like something jester chao would do
ivel: it totally is
Barista Champion: is he hosting it for a villain group
Barista Champion: because that's the only thing i can imagine
Draco: It's a Dalliance of Evil.
ivel: Boooooooooo

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Barista Champion: "I'm not going on a diet again! Never again! ...Huh? When have I done it before? Well, I've never actually dieted..."
Barista Champion: -Stacy, Disgaea 5, 2017
Gooper Blooper: fantastic
Draco: Stacy once had a DIET Coke.
Gooper Blooper: *GASP*
Barista Champion: deny: it was a diet pepsi
ivel: ew
ivel: she could at least have good taste :I
Barista Champion: ivel's reaction made it worth it
Barista Champion: ​it was in her chopped basket, she HAD to taste it

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RubyChao: i should fud
RubyChao: bbl
Draco: Bye
Draco: I miss Ruby already.

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Draco: I have been summoned to this place by arcane forces of magic and science to bring you a message!
Draco: Hello.
Draco: That is the message.

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RubyChao: fucking hell this smoothie is vegetable flavored and i had no idea
RubyChao: i am full of regret
Gooper Blooper: :<
Draco: Yikes.
Bree: full of regret AND HEALTH
Draco: He probably won't be full of health if he won't drink it.
Bree: now I want vegetable juice, rip
Barista Champion: VEGGIES.
Bree: veggie smoothie sounds gross though
Draco: My stepdad's making veggie soup.
RubyChao: anyhow i'll just go get a powerade
RubyChao: bbl
Bree: I bet the big five drinks powerade
Bree: each a different color
Barista Champion: BAD
Barista Champion: BAD PEOPLE
Gooper Blooper: do any of them drink
Gooper Blooper: red
RubyChao: no

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Bree: I liked glasses kappa even before she became a thing in ZFRP :V
RubyChao: somehow, despite my best efforts
RubyChao: making her an intolerable little shit didn't work to make people dislike her
RubyChao: where did i go wrong
Bree: all tiny, cute tsunderes should be given hugs and love
Bree: meiling is trying but kasumi keeps stabbing her
Barista Champion: wow
Gooper Blooper: you went wrong by adding depth and making her an actual character
Barista Champion: dun dun
Gooper Blooper: "WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!" "good writing"
Bree: fact: I turned my thing about kasumi being cute into a meiling thing, once kasumi stopped being an asshole meiling realized "oh mah gahd she's so cute"
RubyChao: >​stopped
Bree: and now when she's an asshole it just makes her more cute
RubyChao: oh ok
Bree: stopped being as much of an asshole? :V
RubyChao: yes
Bree: so yeah now meiling is like "you're cute" and kasumi's like "I'M NOT CUTE FUCK YOU" and meiling's like "okay"
ivel: meiling plz
Bree: meilings gonna meiling
Draco: Parsee just shakes her head and has another mimosa.

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Spynor (Spy) joined the chat
Spynor changed name to Spynior
Spynior wonders how the fuckles the echidna to write his name

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Spynior: GREEDPLOT - Main villain ???????
Spynior: CRABPLOT - Main villain Crabs I Guess????
Spynior: ?????PLOT - ????????????????????????​????????????????????
Draco: Parseeplot - Main Villain: a giant robot Triceratops
Gooper Blooper: arielplot villain - THOSE EYES
Draco: Arielplot Villain: Yamame with granola cookies.
Draco: ​Yamame's nickname for Ariel is Wafer.
Gooper Blooper: hahahaha, draco that's great
Draco: ​Cookie, Thigh Meat, Wafer, Cream Puff, and Mommelette.
Draco: ​And Mr. Helios.
Gooper Blooper: those are A+ nicknames
Draco: Good, because Yamame needed that A+ to graduate Spider School.
Bree: why is helios just "mr helios"
Draco: Because Helios, as dad, is inherently scary to Spider Suitor.
Draco: Whereas Mommelette is all "Oh, you bake cookies too? We should bake cookies together sometime."
Gooper Blooper: cookies for cookie and cream puff
Draco: Helios pulling scary dad stuff like "Here's me and all the giant spiders I've killed for looking at my daughter funny. And here's my favorite spell, Holy. And here's a giant flyswatter; I got it at the novelty store but it works!"
Bree: helios probably would never do any of those things :V
Bree: when yamame bakes cookies to give to ariel, does she bake them with EXTRA CALORIES because ariel needs to bulk up
Gooper Blooper: pfffft
Draco: Yes. She dumps pure lard into the batter and ties Ariel up until she finishes them all.
Draco: Just kidding.
Draco: She bakes Ariel normal cookies and understands if Ariel politely declines to enjoy them.
Gooper Blooper: *ariel sweats*
Bree: "ariel, these cookies are for you!" "...yamame, this is a pound of candied bacon." "it's my new recipe."
Draco: If Ariel RUDELY declines them, then Yamame ​PUTS HER IN A CHOKEHOLD FOLLOWED BY THE GERMAN SUPLEX.
Draco: XD
Bree: xtreem
Gooper Blooper: Ariel likes tasty stuff just like the rest of her family
Gooper Blooper: but she's a lot more active than they are and not as ravenous
Gooper Blooper: hence tiny archer girl
Bree: does she drink gatorade (red)
Draco: ​Skeiron is Loafy.
Bree: for christmas, she bought him a pair of shoes...................​.......................
Gooper Blooper: she could totally do one of those sports drink commercials where they show the athletes slo-mo drinking it during THE BIG GAME
Bree: they were....................​.............
Bree: loafers.
Draco: I'm suddenly reminded of a sports drink I used to drink in high school: All Sport.
Bree: for some reason my brain started to imagine it but then instead of slo-mo ariel drinking gatorade the scene that played out was ariel getting (slo mo) blasted in the face with a gatorade (red) firehose
Gooper Blooper: ariel jobbing even in the commercials
Bree: well sometimes in the drink commercials they have to hyper-emphasize every little drop and there's sports drink commercials where it's like LOOK AT THE DRINK DRIBBLE OUT OF THIS SEXY FOOTBALL PLAYER'S MOUTH
ivel: I forget what I used to drink, it wasn't the ades or All Sport
Bree: like they spill some of it or something?
Bree: that's a thing right
Bree: I don't watch much commercials these days
Draco: Did I forget anyone in the Cannico Clan for 'Mame nicknames?
Bree: melody!
Gooper Blooper: Dirk and Alex
Draco: Dirk is Hot Wings and Alex is Fun Size.
Gooper Blooper: excellent
Gooper Blooper: hot wings and thigh meat
Gooper Blooper: she calls dirksephine in general "KFC"
Bree: kek
Draco: More or less.
Draco: Melody is Gummi Bear 'cause she's small and sweet.
Gooper Blooper: :3
Bree: yayyyyy
Bree: theme nicknaming
Bree: helios like "so... she said she doesn't eat people anymore... right?"
Draco: "I never said that, Mr. Helios."
Draco: "Just not Gloria's friends and family."
Gooper Blooper: ​every time Gloria is around for a villain's death, she ponders whether she should permit yamame to eat them
Phone: Bring over more monster girls? Naaah.
Bikke: but then Gloria can't summon them 😱
Bikke: and if Gloria can summon them, Yamame can eat them later
Draco: ​Judging by my plot attendance last year, Gloria would have to drag them all back to the KoB.
Bikke: All-You-Can-Eat Garlands!
Gooper Blooper: If Gloria got the KO, she'd still be able to summon them regardless of what happens to the body after
Draco: Eating Summons: tastes great, less filling.
Bikke: Gysel is my monster girl for this year
Bikke: look at that monster
Bikke: she'll be lucky if people don't faint when they see her
Gooper Blooper: an unstoppable nightmare
Draco: People survived that horrifying monster Labrys. Gysel should be okay.

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Small sleep: In my own attempt to sleep, which I may or may not return to before glasses yet, I had an odd dream. CW and I were reviewing movies for some reason, and started at Resident Evil. I went on a very long spiel about it being utterly strange that most of the media focal points were advertising the zombie deaths, but most of the memorable ones actually in film- the elevator beheading, the laser grid, the mass gassing- were all the work of a rogue AI and, in fact, the zombies did barely anything noteworthy whatsoever but not die.
Small sleep: I can't disagree with it now that I'm awake, but I still find it weird.

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ivel: apparently there was a recent anime so bad that people either had to put it on their "worst of Winter 2017 (started in January)" lists or couldn't stand watching it long enough to fairly put it there
RubyChao: what was it
ivel: it's called Hand Shakers
RubyChao: oh i've heard of it
ivel: "When I was in Japan last week, I saw absolutely no promotion for it, even in Animate stores, the main sponsor for the show and entire reason for its existence as a 30th anniversary project" ...ow, even the sponsor didn't bother promoting it?
ivel: there were a couple others on other peoples' lists, I was just looking at a list of top, runner-up, and worst from various people on this site
iKomodo: I have not heard of it
iKomodo: elaborate
ivel: "The anime takes place in Osaka in "AD20XX," and revolves around the Hand Shakers—partners who can summon "Nimrodes," weapons born from their deep psyche by joining hands. In order to grant the pair's wish, the Hand Shakers compete with and fight other Hand Shaker pairs. The top pair will then meet and challenge "God.""
ivel: so it's about people going to fight God
iKomodo: ...how the fuck do you mess up a concept like that
ivel: I don't know anything else about it either sadly
iKomodo: :(
Barista Champion: and now i will kidnap this concept like the bandit i am
Barista Champion: but that would mean
Barista Champion: watching the anime
Barista Champion: to understand
Barista Champion: oop.
Draco: Do it.</Game Grumps Palpatine>​
iKomodo: "Palpatine, this fly won't leave me alone!" "SHOO IT"
ivel: welp
iKomodo: "Palpatine, my Netflix subscription ran out!" "RENEW IT"
Draco: "Palpatine, there's an endangered species!" "Zoo it!"
iKomodo: "Palpatine, why am I on this ship?" "CREW IT"
ivel: that one was bad :I
iKomodo: Sorry :(
Draco: Ivel is insane. I liked it.
iKomodo: Thanks
ivel: "Palpatine, that joke was bad!" "BOO IT"
ivel: joke setup aside
ivel: it wouldn't be the first time someone's called me insane, so :U
ivel: or was that inane
Draco: Is your head ALWAYS in the clouds? ​ Because you're tall, get it? ;V
ivel: Only when Aviaticus visits

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(FV finishes Mass Effect Andromeda)

Over sleep: Couple of mysteries never really got solved that I'm waiting to see if they do. There were also a couple of glitches that are undeniable. I abused one to romance two ladies by the end game and keep them both. =u Although that was also where I saw most of the glitches, because the confused game tried to make you react to both of them and stick both in the lover slot/spot in some cutscenes, so sometimes there would be an amalgamation of the pair or your head would whip right round to face where the other one was on ship like you were possessed.
Over sleep: Still; it's codex canon Ryder went on to have twu wuv and all that with both Peebee and Suvi, so myneeeah. :v
Gooper Blooper: ah, the fabled Harem Anime glitch
Draco: O_o

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(Disgaea 5)

Barista Champion: *looks at next map*
Barista Champion: "Samantha"
Barista Champion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Barista Champion: "arial"
Barista Champion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh you're not ariel, okay
Gooper Blooper: rip in advance to sammical and bootleg ariel
Barista Champion: i could try to capture her, but it would mean luring her off of the Silence geo panels
Barista Champion: :I
Gooper Blooper: >​silence
Gooper Blooper: THE RUINED NEVER ENDS

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White Mage: I don't care what that says I'd buy just the cream