Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 209: This Is Our Son, Garbage

RubyChao: so my dream gave me a line that seems like it could have been ripped right out of wulf's old rp
iKomodo: Oh?
RubyChao: "Captain Jaxx Tantra of the USS Murderwolf"
iKomodo: Hahaha

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WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Oh god mom has discovered siri
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Fml
RubyChao: rip

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RubyChao: "brain: why would you buy another game when you already have a plenty of those you haven't played yet
heart: VIDYA GAME"

RubyChao: how true

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Harpy: to sum up this plot: save monarch by BEATING HIM UP
Gooper Blooper: My second favorite kind of save-the-character plot
Harpy: whats the first
Gooper Blooper: First favorite is when one half of a pairing or pairing-to-be is kidnapped/endangered and the other half leads the charge to rescue them
Gooper Blooper: wuv
iKomodo: wuv
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Tru wuv
Gooper Blooper: kek
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Haha
iKomodo: kek

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(Concerning lots of characters attending the Machina Monarch battle)

Gooper Blooper: I know all about how tough it is to manage characters so I'll rotate like I did for Pestus
Jumpropeman: that's basically what I was thinking
RubyChao: send bulgrave for the final fight
RubyChao: THE ULTIMATE STEAMPUNK CLASH
Gooper Blooper: okay but if I do that Viola is totally still there, just in the background cheering for tenshi
RubyChao: well duh
Gooper Blooper: she's getting a front row seat
RubyChao: viola sits on a keystone made specifically for her
RubyChao: but tenshi only does it because she needs a cheerleader
RubyChao: that's it
Gooper Blooper: that's it, that's all, she just likes having a cheerleader
Gooper Blooper: "oh and since you're a cheerleader, here's a cheerleading outfit to wear while you cheer my name"
Gooper Blooper: "because cheerleaders need cheer outfits, that's all"
RubyChao: how skimpy is it
Bree: viola's cheerleader outfit is black and purple
Gooper Blooper: Not skimpy at all
Gooper Blooper: at first
Gooper Blooper: gotta acclimate her

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RubyChao: posted
RubyChao: warning: contains ahahaha
RubyChao: lots and lots of ahahaha
RubyChao: tenshi somehow can't laugh any other way
Bree: that's a lot of ahahahaha and I love it
Bree: I LOVE IT MAGGLE

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Gooper Blooper: "She quickly grabs her microphone and tries to shout into it, but it's covered in goops"
Gooper Blooper flops onto praline's mic

RubyChao: heheheheheh

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WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Do not worry
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Chica knows how to revive people
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: With soda
Bree: by pouring endless soda into their ass
Bree: if I remember right from watching FNaFB
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Yes
Gooper Blooper: the carbonation gets into their organs and simulates life
Gooper Blooper: "close enough"

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RubyChao: gotta make each brawl bigger and better than the last
RubyChao: i mean you've pulled it off three times in a row
Jumpropeman: TIME TO RUIN THE STREAK

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Gooper Blooper: it took fifteen minutes of pondering over our ded internet connection before I thought to check the phone cable
Gooper Blooper: dogs unplugged it
RubyChao: DOGS *shakes fist*

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RubyChao: feel free to ignore Tenshi, btw
RubyChao: "what do you mean being queen doesn't give me any respect"
Bree: sakuya casually shouts "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN OF MONDOR" as she leaves
Bree: (no she doesn't)
Gooper Blooper: ">​ignoring Tenshi"
Gooper Blooper: yes she somehow pronounces the meme arrow
RubyChao: someone laughs at tenshi
RubyChao: they turn back, viola is right there
RubyChao: she leans in within two inches
RubyChao: "that's not how you treat your new queen"

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Gooper Blooper: 2hu possessions to never mess with:
Gooper Blooper: 1) Hair
Gooper Blooper: 2) Hat
Jumpropeman: Broderick's cousin Rickbrod is showing up soon and gonna ask for people's hair

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Bree: now I'm picturing sakuya talking to tenshi
Bree: "you know, we went to manga carta and flandre bought a tenshi plushie" "what, she did" "yeah but she doesn't know who you are, and you're always the villain in her make-believe games"
Bree: "what, that's not fucking fair--wait am I a cool villain" "no you're always a really stupid villain"
Bree: flandre knows nothing, just unconsciously casts tenshi in the role of "villain who receives #comeuppance"

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Harpy: Seikibanki can stretch her neck
Harpy: just for youuuu
RubyChao: THIS CRAZY DULLAHAN
RubyChao: JUST DIGS THIS TUNE

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Late Nite Spymeo: ​So when does Hulk Hogan run in, hit Tenshi with the legdrop, pin her for 3, and become the new king of the ring of Mondor despite not actually being in the main event?​
RubyChao: ​right here, right now
Cornwind Evil: That would be hilarious ​just make it a nightmare or something
Jumpropeman: so wait
Jumpropeman: whoever kills Tenshi in the brawl is the new Monarch
Harpy: well uh it could be but it'd be sort of silly since she'd just come back anyway
Jumpropeman: QUEEN RAINBOW DASH
Harpy: which would confuse a lot of mondorians
Late Nite Spymeo: KING TANK
Harpy: they don't know about the brawl
Late Nite Spymeo: . . . Oh god
RubyChao: KING KEVIN
Late Nite Spymeo: ​Kings Meatley​
Cornwind Evil: ​King Donkey Kong

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Bree: goodnight frands
Bree: ilu all <3
Late Nite Spymeo: Breenight
Bree: that doesn't even make sense, spy
Late Nite Spymeo: You're Bree
Jumpropeman: Bree night is when only Brees are allowed in the bar
Late Nite Spymeo: You're going to sleep
Late Nite Spymeo: It is nighttime
Late Nite Spymeo: Therefore, Breenight
Bree: sure whatever, spynight to you then
Late Nite Spymeo: :D

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Jumpropeman: RP Fun Fact
Jumpropeman: the number 1 poster in May was....
Jumpropeman: Big surprise, it was Cornwind
Cornwind Evil cracks neck.
Jumpropeman: cornwind's got the magic fingers
Jumpropeman: posts just flow out of them
Harpy: one day i will smash his record
Harpy: ...that one day being never
Late Nite Spymeo: One day I will come outta nowhere and reclaim my old throne
Jumpropeman: I didn't even count, I just saw Cornwind had like 35 pages of posts this may and all other major posters were in the 20s
RubyChao: well damn
RubyChao: >​i only had 13 pages
RubyChao: curse you school
Cornwind Evil: AND I DIDN'T EVEN RUN ANY PLOTS

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Jumpropeman: well now Etch and Tut-Tut are good friends, which will make it even more dramatic when Etch tosses herself into a giant robot's internals in a noble sacrifice like all of Tut-Tut's other friends did

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WHAT A LOVELY DAY: I wish to play the roles
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Role the plays

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SteelKomodo: alright
SteelKomodo: time for another installment of
SteelKomodo: Those Fucking Turtles
SteelKomodo: where I am consistently baffled by an 80's cartoon despite having seen weirder shit in my life
SteelKomodo: today's episode does not give me high hopes
SteelKomodo: it is called "Invasion of the Punk Frogs"
SteelKomodo: wish me luck
Bree: godspeed, my friend

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Draco asked Chatzy to choose between soup and cereal. Chatzy chose: soup
Draco: Parsee made soup. It's.....flavor!
Del: it's soup flavour
Draco: *flavor
Draco: 'MURICA BU

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Bree: ever heard of jesus christ superstar?
Bree: I read "jesus christ cleavage mechanic" kind of like that title
Bree: starring jesus christ as an inexplicably female engineer
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Hahaha
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Thats great

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(Re: Banjo-Tooie)

RubyChao: ...wait, so the whole waste disposal plant is in Grunty Industries?
RubyChao: that explains that jiggy earlier
Gooper Blooper: Grunty Industries is basically everything any kind of factory could be
Gooper Blooper: except that it doesn't seem to actually manufacture anything
RubyChao: it does!
RubyChao: it manufactures EEEEVIIIIIIIIL
Gooper Blooper: If you remember Wheeler talking about "Pollution Factories" in season 3
Gooper Blooper: I always imagined Grunty Industries as said pollution factory
iKomodo: Yep

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Bree: bigger, fluffier, rounder buns than ever
Gooper Blooper: They've gotten even bigger?! Celestia you madwoman

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(Bree is sad she can't get Koffee Kup donuts because they're based in New England)

Bree: well I'm definitely not in new england
Bree: or regular england :<
RubyChao: move to new york
RubyChao: we have everythiiiiiing
iKomodo: Here, bree, lemme cheer you up
iKomodo: blimey crumpets knickers Big Ben the queen
iKomodo: 2British4U
Gooper Blooper: hahaha
Bree: squeeeeeee
Bree: does celestia's bakery sell crumpets
Bree: what the fuck is a crumpet
Bree: crumpets
Bree: they might be magical
Gooper Blooper: It's a kind of baked good
Gooper Blooper: therefore she makes it
RubyChao: i've had those
Gooper Blooper: This bakery is larger than the little one she had on the ZFS btw
Gooper Blooper: so there's more room for variety
Bree: gotta be bigger to hold all them buns
Gooper Blooper: needed more bun space
Gooper Blooper: running outta room
Bree: buns so big, no structure can hold them

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Gooper Blooper: hey guys
Gooper Blooper: who wants a neo kobber reveal
Bree: me
RubyChao wildly flails hands
RubyChao: ME ME ME ME

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Cornwind Evil: Scar had a hard life
Cornwind Evil: IIIITTTTTTTT'S A FUCKING LLLIIOONN

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Jumpropeman: Barbara better break through the bakery window today and fill her mouth with bear claws until she's even less intelligible :V
Jumpropeman: I shall wait in anticipation until she does

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SteelKomodo: you can pre-purchase Mighty No. 9 on Steam
WorkDel: holy shit is that game still not out yet
SteelKomodo: no
WorkDel: maybe i don't understand kickstarter
WorkDel: but jeez

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RubyChao: *google translates the twitter of that guy i mentioned as Japanese RubyChao*
RubyChao: *he listed his 10 favorite games ever and one of them is Super Metroid*
RubyChao: it continues

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(After Sean messes up Sakuya's kitchen trying to make breakfast)

Bree: sakuya is a perfectionist
Bree: she thought sean being an awkward dorky derp was cute
Bree: until he fucked up her meticulously cultivated perfect home
Bree: he's still cute and he's probably going to be sad he fucked up and she'll feel like she kicked a puppy
Bree: but it's like
Bree: if the puppy had just shit on your $10,000 antique persian rug
Bree: right before you kicked it
Bree: you feel bad
Bree: it's just a puppy, it didn't ​mean​ to
Bree: but...
Bree: so that's sean right now
Bree: he's the puppy who shat on the rug

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Gooper Blooper: okuu's face when baked goods
RubyChao: canon
RubyChao: i hope pit doesn't mind okuu just
RubyChao: throwing all their money at celestia
SteelKomodo: nah, he's good :U

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RubyChao: why did i just imagine that if celestia ever caught the alliance
RubyChao: she'd just go full Mom Lecture Mode
RubyChao: and convince them to stop whatever they're doing
Bree: because she would?
Gooper Blooper: The Alliance of Evil have to go sit in the Time Out chair and think about what they've done
Gooper Blooper: *pan to all five members stacked onto the chair*

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SteelKomodo: are you snapture ready for freddy
RubyChao: "if this doesn't make me high i am going to shit"

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Jumpropeman: I literally don't have enough computer space to download Witcher 1
Jumpropeman: HOW CAN IT BE SO FULL
Jumpropeman: *ignores mostly installed Steam library*

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Jumpropeman: what even is Panty and Stocking
Jumpropeman: I've only seen borderline ecchi images of it and I assumed it was maximum lewds
RubyChao: it's lewd humor: the anime
Jumpropeman: but apparently these succubi are from it
RubyChao: they are
RubyChao: it's lewd humor with a side of serious and these two are part of the serious
Gooper Blooper: It's the most crude thing I've ever watched
Bree: well they're only sort of serious
Bree: it's still lewd humor: the anime
Gooper Blooper: I started watching because it had this interesting "it's a japanese cartoon pretending to be an american cartoon that is pretending to be a japanese cartoon" style going on
Gooper Blooper: and then I couldn't look away
RubyChao: kek
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Yeah basically
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Its about two angels who get sent to earth to save the world
Gooper Blooper: >​Del is explaining the plot of Panty and Stocking
Gooper Blooper: what the hell is going on
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Unfortunately, goops
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: I have been too near many nerds to not know

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RubyChao: Yuugi goes to sign up for the BBB
RubyChao: SUNSHINE SHOWS UP TO TRY AND CARRY HER AWAY
RubyChao: sunshine is unable to budge her an inch off the ground
RubyChao: gives up, slinks away

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iKomodo: in one of the episodes of TMNT, it was National Sensei Day
iKomodo: and the plot was kicked off by the turtles looking for a present to give to their own master to honor the occasion
iKomodo: in other words
iKomodo: ​they had to get a gift for Splinter
RubyChao: DUN DUN DUN
Gooper Blooper: Season 7 plot: Get A Gift For Splinter

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Jumpropeman: there are more pictures of a Snowman with a Gun in existence than I expected, and none of them are the hilarious image I imagined

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Jumpropeman: by the way
Jumpropeman: Gooper
Jumpropeman: I'm sorry for your fite luck so far this year
Jumpropeman: but look at it this way
Jumpropeman: you're using up all your bad luck pre-brawl :D
Jumpropeman: you might even get second place again!
Draco: Sealanders still undefeated in Fite Yer Mates.
Gooper Blooper: yeah I have not been doing well have I :V
Bree: three fights, three losses
Gooper Blooper: A brawl win would totes make up for it tho
RubyChao: THIS TIME WILL BE ​DIFFERENT

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Bree: if I don't return, mourn me by drawing pictures of fat pandas

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Jumpropeman: "Long ago, on NES age, we didn't had dozens of new games being released every month. The selection was few and depending of the genre, you didn't had much to choose at all.
Good games were even more rare. Quality was all over the place and some games used to be so bad simple things like "good controls" used to be a praised on gaming magazines because sluggish, hard to control characters were a thing."

Jumpropeman: oh god
Jumpropeman: I remember back in the day when magazines would say Good Controls as a plus
Jumpropeman: Oldropeman
Jumpropeman: I'll tell you what game didn't get that plus
Jumpropeman: Ice Climber
Gooper Blooper: I wanted to like Ice Climber but the controls are some of the worst I've ever experienced
Gooper Blooper: What the hell, nintendo
RubyChao: the real reason ice climbers were cut from smash 4
RubyChao: sakurai decided to try their game

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Harpy: >​tron
Harpy: is it time for Kevvy
Harpy: i can do the kevvy
Gooper Blooper: probably not Harpy, considering that Tron is currently talking with Aura and Pipa
Harpy: hrng
Gooper Blooper: SURROUNDED BY HEELS
Harpy: no point then
My Cakes Will Burn: DOES HULKAMANIA GOTTA RUN WILD ON THOSE EELS BROTHER?
Jumpropeman: *Double Eelix makes its triumphant return only to get totally owned*
My Cakes Will Burn: Too soon, JRM ;;
Gooper Blooper: it's been four years spy
RubyChao: YOU HAVE TO LET IT GO EVENTUALLY
RubyChao: YOU HAVE TO LET GO
My Cakes Will Burn: Too. Soon.

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Draco: Parsee is best Touhou. Just sayin'. ;)
Harpy: reimoo
Del: troll option
Del: letty
Draco: More like Lameoo and Lametty.
Draco: Jk.
Del: i'm just saying that, i don't know any 2hus that aren't in rp
Draco: Please don't murder me.
Del: you shall remain unmurdered
Draco: woohoo

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Draco: Has Hiker Anthony ever met Youngster Joey?
Jumpropeman: Of course he has! Joey's famous rattata was all the rage in Johto until it evolved into a raticate and no one cared anymore
Draco: Joey's 15 minutes of fame were fleeting...
Jumpropeman: more like 20 levels of fame
Jumpropeman: it was a top percentage rattata, but a bottom percentage raticate :(

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Draco: STO's summer event began recently, but there's nothing for Captain Sarah to do unless she wants to get a more revealing swimsuit. =p
Jumpropeman: so only do it if you want to make Alex happy
Draco: Basically.

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RubyChao: how was goopsbro's graduation?
Gooper Blooper: well it took up an absolutely enormous chunk of the day but we did get a classic moment out of it
Gooper Blooper: You see, Vermont's Lt. Governor, Phil Scott, was there and gave a speech, and remained on stage for the rest of the ceremony
Gooper Blooper: Some of the grads, as they got their diplomas, stopped and shook hands with the people on stage that were there to speak, including Scott
Gooper Blooper: When Goopsbro went up, he went for a handshake but faked him out and turned it into a fist bump
Gooper Blooper: so goopsbro fistbumped the lieutenant governor
RubyChao: not many people can say that, lel
Bree: kek

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Bree: Roll to see if Tenshi evolves:
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 8
Bree: nope :<
Jumpropeman: roll to see if Anthony becomes a character
Jumpropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
Jumpropeman: darnit :I
RubyChao: what would she even evolve into
RubyChao: Kinder, Gentler Tenshi?
Draco: Tenshi already evolved into Queen Tenshi.
Bree: Curvier, Taller Tenshi?
Jumpropeman: Tenshinigami
Bree: "congratulations, you don't look like jailbait anymore" declares sakuya
Draco: Tenshi evolved into ​Utsuho
RubyChao: Your TENSHI evolved into TITSHI!
Draco: "Sakuya, Sean helped me wash your bedsheet!" declares Parsee. Sakuya's bed is somehow on fire.
Jumpropeman: That's only if you trade Tenshi while she's holding two jugs of milk
Bree: now I have a stupid mental image of Tenshi using Amity to imagine what she'd look like taller and curvier
Bree: "no no, taller dammit" "ok" "not tall enough" "teshni" "that's better"

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Jumpropeman: I'm trying to watch these video of a guy playing Kane and Lynch 2
Jumpropeman: and it has the worst visual effects I've ever seen
Jumpropeman: The whole game is presented as if someone was recording it for Youtube on a shaky cam, and when you run the guy might as well be juggling the camera
Gooper Blooper looks it up
Gooper Blooper: About 40 seconds in for a good example
Gooper Blooper: JRM ain't kiddin
RubyChao: hahaha wow, yep
RubyChao: oh god the blur

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Jumpropeman: I might be a bit late to Dracoplot
Draco: No worries.
Jumpropeman: I'll make it up to you by sending your favorite character
Jumpropeman: MR. BIXBY
Draco: YISSSSSSSSSSS

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WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Buh
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Hgwuh
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: I need
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: To just go to sleep properly
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Twice now ive fallen asleep at the tablet
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Are any of you enragement people even here
Draco: No.
Draco: We all went to the movies. Separate movies too so we wouldn't see each other.
Cornwind Evil: I'm busy plotting for Sakuya to have her memories eaten
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: What
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Dont you dare sean will break the 4th wall and kill you
Cornwind Evil: Nah Bree turned me down
Cornwind Evil: So obviously SEAN MUST HAVE HIS MEMORIES EATEN
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Nuuuuuuuuu

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Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hello again, and goodbye too since you two are leaving :P
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: You picked a bad time to turn up jrm
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Everyones dead
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: There was a meteor and a bunch of dinosaurs
Jumpropeman: I always miss the extinction events :(
Jumpropeman: guess I'll wait a couple million years for intelligent life to evolve again
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Fraid so
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Its not so bad, you can get some lovely vistas
Jumpropeman: I get an amazing view of what I assume is the sunset behind the everpresent ash clouds
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Yeah its postcard worthy
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: If there were any postcards left
Jumpropeman: I'll make sure to reinvent them so later generations hail me as a genius
Jumpropeman: soon as I find out how to reproduce with only dirt and stones as potential mates
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Hahaha

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Del: also i just took what had been discussed for the ship, i assume if you have any problems with it then say something in the thread or whatever
Del: i mean part of fate's mechanics is saying "i totally had that all along, that was always there"
Del: so if you want to finalise anything now then that's cool
Del: wait
Del: i did not type that into the right chat
Del: well kek my heck
Harpy: welp
Del: i would say disregard but i know this is gonna end up in a chatzy madness
Del: so w/e
Del: imma riter
SteelKomodo: hahaha
SteelKomodo: ur fingers r movin

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M Sheep: can we have more Tenshi getting bodied by a lickitung, please
Draco: Maybe? D:
M Sheep: It is just the best image in my head

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Jumpropeman: Big the Cat is the most fearsome foe in RP

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Gooper Blooper: yesterday we were driving home from graduation and goopsbro was trying to give goopsmom directions but she kept interrupting him because she wanted fud
Gooper Blooper: "okay make a turn here" "BUT THERE'S NO FOOD THERE"
SteelKomodo: hahaha
SteelKomodo: goopsmom pls

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M Sheep rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 12
M Sheep: Bikker, you break the laws of biology and physics
M Sheep: WHY ARE YOU SO AVERAGE
Draco: Because he's still bound by the Law of Tractors.

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Draco: ​Parsee sells her soul to Cassandra for instant Gluttony revival.
Harpy: ​Cassandra isn't responsible for revivals, per se
Harpy: ​she can't speed the process up; she doesn't know how
Draco: ​Then Parsee totally got ripped off!
Gooper Blooper: >​per se
Gooper Blooper: DO YOU MEAN PAR SEE

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WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Oh hey adventure time that is a nice fun cartoon right?
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Lets go wa
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: http://youtube.com/watch?v=w8BcqsgVlG0
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Oh okay

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WHAT A LOVELY DAY: SO WHO REMEMBERS THAT RAIN HAD A MAGIC CAR
RubyChao: I SORTA DO
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: AND EDDIE RIGGS GAVE HIM DRIVING LESSONS
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Because i forgot
RubyChao: didn't he once race some fish guys
WHAT A LOVELY DAY: Zfrp1 was special

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Left Bum of the Forbidden One changed name to Kid
Kid changed name to Squid
Squid changed name to Kid
Kid changed name to Squid
Squid changed name to Kid
Kid changed name to Squid


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Jumpropeman: a Brrgrgr is a Brgrgr that was left out too long after cooking

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RubyChao: super high res marisa and yuugi
Jumpropeman: oh god yuugi your legs
Harpy: yeah those legs wow
Jumpropeman: i'll get you to a doctor right away
Harpy: ~proportions~
Squid: Doctor Deer?
Jumpropeman: Dr. Deer, someone has replaced Yuugi's legs with those of a giraffe
Jumpropeman: can you help? Maybe find an animal with longer legs so she can box Stiltman
Gooper Blooper: oh my god
Gooper Blooper: brb mspainting
RubyChao: oh god goops pls
M Sheep: "Now, hush up, son. Can't you see I'm working here?"
M Sheep: "Nice boy, but he doesn't listen."
M Sheep replaces Yuugi's head with that of a giraffe
M Sheep: "There, that should do the ticket. Just even'd you out a bit up top."

(later)




Squid: Goops why xD
Harpy: GOOPS YOU MONSTER
RubyChao: GOOPS PLS
Bree: hahahahahahahaha
Draco: =I
Bree: what does "not one drop" mean
Gooper Blooper: yuugi meme related to her sake bowl being untippable
RubyChao: it's a touhou meme that yuugi can fight without spilling a single drop of her sake
Bree: ...meiling would find that both impressive and very sexy
Bree: "why are you so perfect" complains meiling

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RubyChao: first: "I once saw a Pokémon die, Crystal. It was decaying right on the spot – before it even took its last breath. What happened before that? I saw the trainer order the Pokémon to use Curse." this just in, curse literally kills your pokemon
RubyChao: LITERALLY

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Gooper Blooper: jester chao's "jokes" don't even have punchlines
Gooper Blooper: A jester chao joke would be "what did Josephine do in the casino? She gambled!"
RubyChao: goops i'm gonna use that

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Bree: fun fact, meiling was going to call viola something very purple-prose-y but I was blanking
Bree: originally it was something like "darkest rose of the evening" or something
Bree: just a really fancy way of saying viola be pretty

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RubyChao: i would post one of those touhou persona things for tenshi
RubyChao: but ALL OF THEM ARE BASED ON MASOCHISM
RubyChao flails

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RubyChao: "To my great horror, 572 virus viles were found in my computer,all named MISSING?.exe, but the spyware was unable to get rid of them. 572 was the Pokedex number of Mincinno. And the stupid glitch in the ROM had somehow managed to release a bunch of undeletable viruses into my computer."

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Jumpropeman: *RPs as a sink full of dishwater who is very interesting*

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iKomodo joined the chat
iKomodo: #Badonkadonks
iKomodo left the chat
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: to accompany SK's daily morning butts
Gooper Blooper: a picture of bouteille with a bottle
Gooper Blooper: it probably has alcohol in it

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