Monday, August 11, 2014

Chatzy Madness Volume 145: The Fabled Isle of Lesbos

SteelKomodo: how goes it?
Heavy Keeby: all good. waffles were made.

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RubyChao: reimu challenges utsuho to a fite
RubyChao: it's not KO rules, or kill rules
RubyChao: no, it is something even worse
RubyChao: DE-RIBBONING RULES
Sttub: D:
Heavy Keeby: no :I

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RubyChao: the only thing more terrifying than tenshi
RubyChao: is a horde of tenshis
RubyChao: a new meaning to teacup ride
RubyChao: BY GOD, THEY'VE COMMANDEERED THE BOWL
RubyChao: THERE'S NO HOPE
SteelKomodo: tenshi stahp
Heavy Keeby: Teashi

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Gooper Blooper: Spy, you're gonna love this
Gooper Blooper: A completely 100% straight-faced ridiculously intensive and overwrought in-depth analysis of...
Gooper Blooper: From 99 years ago
Sttub: Oh my god
Gooper Blooper: It's the Viola treatment

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Gooper Blooper: From what I've gathered, ZUN (the touhou guy) can pretty much only draw one kind of girl, and then fandom adds the personal touches
RubyChao: pretty much goops
Jawsropeman: gooper
Jawsropeman: are you ZUN
Gooper Blooper: JRM, you wound me

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RubyChao: IT'S TIME FOR VICTOR
RubyChao: TO DO SOMETHING STUPID
iKomodo: SAME AS BECK
Gooper Blooper: IT'S TIME FOR CELESTIA
Gooper Blooper: TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME
Jawsropeman: IT'S TIME FOR JAWS
Jawsropeman: TO KEEP DOING THE SAME THING
Draco: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

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Morrowulf joined the chat
Morrowulf: Sup dudes
Jawsropeman: yo woof
Sttub: HOLY SHIT ITS A WHISMUR
Sttub: I mean sup wulf!

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Jawsropeman: gotta find out what Deacon's weakness is
Jawsropeman: so I can smear it all over Jaws

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Gooper Blooper: In a shocking twist, Arthur is in fact Arthur from Ghosts and Goblins and spent the last half of the fight lying dead in heart-print boxers
RubyChao: so that's why he died so quickly
RubyChao: he only had two hit points!

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RubyChao: ARTHUR VERSUS ARIEL
RubyChao: JOBFEST
Cornwind Evil: Samus is the referee
Cornwind Evil: Somehow she jobs too
Jumpropeman: the arena would be filled with banana peels

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Draco: YOU CAN BUY 'EM. AT THE MARKET. I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT FLEA MARKET.
Draco: IT'S JUST LIKE...IT'S JUST LIKE...A MINI...MALL.

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Jumpropeman: Dakota may or may not have opinions on all landmasses
Bree: have you literally written them all out
Jumpropeman: Bree knows my plans D:
Jumpropeman: MEBBE
Bree: because if so, please tell me all 50
Vengeance, penitent: Texas takes the field, spinning six flags and a canon ala cowboy-variant of a color guard. :L Bring on your Arizona and Carolinas.

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Bree: I don't remember where but I remember hearing the insult "joyless shitpail" and I'm just waiting for a Barbie/Samus interaction so I can use it

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(Regarding Gloria's surprise party)

Cornwind Evil: Sine isn't invited
Cornwind Evil: Then during the party GOD SAVE OUR QUEEEEENNNN
Cornwind Evil: Sine: I'm afraid I've got some SAD NEWS! I invited myself!...wait, I may have used the wrong word here.
Gooper Blooper: You know, they'd normally invite Sine
Gooper Blooper: But
Sttub: And then Sine got crowdsurfed out by Meat Boy and the Indie Platformer Express
Gooper Blooper: If she showed up in the podium going "I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME SAAAD NEEWWWWS... YOU ONLY GOT SECOND PLACE"
Gooper Blooper: they'd probably regret it
Sttub: Well she's still the winner to Osh
Jumpropeman: Mac's just crying in a corner, wishing she had won
RubyChao: "If only I had known... if only I had known!"
Sttub: D: Mac no don't cry you're amazing too
Bree: Mac is crying because he has to return next year
RubyChao: ^
Bree: because he's the champion
Sttub: True but he should still be happy
RubyChao: He was!
RubyChao: until they told him he had to come back!
Bree: although I still hope JRM does something unusual with Mac next year
Jumpropeman: like kill him?
Bree: I really wanna see returning champion MAC TOMORROW
RubyChao: mac tonight goes in with his weapon being lots of dynamite
Sttub: I can't find Homer Simpson's Mac Tonight cardboard cutout
RubyChao: strapped to himself
Draco: The champ is forced to return.
RubyChao: "I'M NOT WINNING THIS TIME"
Jumpropeman: Suicide Bomber Mac tries to blow himself up, ends up killing everyone else and wins

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Jumpropeman: look at that classic roster
RubyChao: >​zero of those characters are regulars now
RubyChao: ;_;7
Jumpropeman: jrm and mac are "around"
RubyChao: as is wids
Jumpropeman: that brief period when James was a wartortle
Draco: I'm not cool enough to be in group shots.
Fossil Grimer: . . . /cries a bit

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Draco: Here's Commander Josephine

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RubyChao: sometimes i do not understand the mariowiki

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RubyChao: ARTHUR ROLLS FOR PROFESSION CHANGING
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
RubyChao: ...welp :V
Bree: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RubyChao: it's a sign
Vengeance, Cattywumpus: Da Gods Haf Spokan. All hael da traktor. -bows-

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Bree: I hope someday there's a scene where Utsuho and Pit have a babby, and Samus is named the godmother
Bree: and all she can say is "THE BABY" while crying
Bree: and complaining about how stupid she looks standing there bawling
RubyChao: "I'm not supposed to show emotions! I'm supposed to be the stoic one!"
Draco: Samus and her husband Boba Fett are so happy about being the Godparents.
iKomodo: XD
Vengeance, Cattywumpus: This is one of those moments when I'm 92% sure Draco is joking, but the site is just random enough that 5% believes him and 3% wants to.

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Techies: have we had butt jokes yet
RubyChao: yes
Techies explodes

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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper joined the chat

RubyChao: hello goops, goops, and goops
THE MOTHAFUCKIN MARTIAN: BAH GAWD A GAGGLE OF GOOPERS JUST GALLOPED INTO OUR GABBING ABOUT GAMES

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Gooper Blooper: Years ago I wrote a story that worked partially on RNG, and the villain wound up winning by accident. I had to send in reinforcements, and the villain won again. Finally I forced an ending with a third group
RubyChao: ...ahahaha
RubyChao: i think i remember that, that was so hilariously off the rails
iKomodo: lel
RubyChao: "WAIT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO WIN DAMMIT"

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Cornwind Evil: GET READY TO EXPAND!
Gooper Blooper: WHEN I SAY EXPAND YOU SAY DONG
Gooper Blooper: EXPAND
Tableter: DONG
Jumpropeman: BIRTHDAY!
THE MOTHAFUCKIN MARTIAN: DONG
iKomodo: DONG
RubyChao: DONG

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Cornwind Evil asked Chatzy to choose between Expand Dong, EXPAND DONG and Anger Del and Get Banned'. Chatzy chose: Anger Del and Get Banned'
Cornwind Evil: Welp, it was nice RPing with you guys
Tableter: At last, finally i can exact my vengeance
iKomodo: lel
RubyChao: and then will your vengeance be
Draco begins playing the violin.
RubyChao: former
Tableter: No
Jumpropeman: to get banned, Cornwind introduce The Lord of The Goomy, a new morally grey villain who is also a goomy
Jumpropeman: And he constantly says the C word: crud
Cornwind Evil: Funny thing: when Donkey Kong fought Razaan, FV thought 'expand dong' meant that with every success Donkey Kong actually got bigger.
Cornwind Evil: No, not that way.

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Jumpropeman: you know, I never did read the Deviantart description for the picture of Everett I used
Jumpropeman: "Everard was fourteen when he joined the carnival, showing inhuman strength early in his life, and growing abnormally quickly. His Herculean visage and flaring ego got him into a lot of trouble early on, and he soon ran away from a broken and turbulent household. Hector welcomed the burly youth, and taught him how to control and use his strength constructively."
Jumpropeman: that's... kinda almost exactly the backstory for Everett :V

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Gooper Blooper: Samus in newest post: "I've got some bad news"
Gooper Blooper: ruined word/phrase eleventy billion

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M Sheep: "Viola makes the doll knock over a Gengar action figure."
M Sheep: Gengar action figure confirmed 2014 Rp End Boss
Gooper Blooper: CONFIRMED
M Sheep: He just wanted to be loved
M Sheep: and now he'll take that love by FORCE
Gooper Blooper: in seriousness, Viola IS getting her own plot this year
Gooper Blooper: but it's for October
RubyChao: well of course
M Sheep: of course it is
M Sheep: also, fine, you got it out of me, Goops
M Sheep: Awww, Viola
Gooper Blooper: VICTORY
M Sheep shakes fist

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M Sheep: still need to read Checkmate plot T_T
M Sheep perpetually late to the party
Jumpropeman: hey guys, wasn't that recent plot where all the minor characters fought a morally complex cosmic horror in the recesses of its mind grand?
Heavy Keeby: yes
RubyChao: i was so sad when tom turbine made that heroic sacrifice
RubyChao: but at least it allowed Random Farmer to make that final hit
M Sheep: Don't you taunt me like that, Jrm

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(Draco (with Rarity) loses a Fite Club match to Jumpropeman (with Cory Baxter))

Dacro: Rarity fails to break the pin. :(
M Sheep: RARITY, NOOOO
Jumpropeman: Cory wasn't supposed to do this well. He wasn't supposed to do well. He wasn't supposed to DO
Dacro: Does this mean you 100% Cory in the House?

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M Sheep: "Fiore DeRosa achieves nuclear levels of heel heat"
M Sheep: WELL
M Sheep: I KNOW WHAT I'M READING TONIGHT
Jumpropeman: sheep was doing that before it was cool
M Sheep: Wait, I was cool?
M Sheep: When did this happen??!
M Sheep: YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
M Sheep shakes Jrm by shoulders
Jumpropeman: it started growing a while back. We all thought it was something else, but by the time we figured out what it was, we couldn't remove it
M Sheep: So, it's the end for me
M Sheep: Jrm, tell my wife
M Sheep: Hello.

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(During WWE Battleground)

Cornwind Evil: This WWE PPV is a disaster.

(Immediately after WWE Battleground)

Cornwind Evil: That PPV was a disaster

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Bree: every time you call her Okuu, I think "This Is Okuu (picture of Utsuho) This Is Not (picture of Tenshi)"
RubyChao: good work me :V
Bree: ...and every time I imagine it, the picture of Tenshi has this ">:I" face like "really this has to be explained to you???"
RubyChao: ...now i just remembered
RubyChao: reject originally called tenshi "bluetsuho"
RubyChao: obviously, what is okuu and what is not is an effort to educate reject
SteelKomodo: XD
Bree: either that or Dirk makes a running joke of pretending he can't tell the difference between "bro's girlfriend" and Tenshi
SteelKomodo: dirk pls
RubyChao: fite 100 happens
RubyChao: "Why is Utsuho fighting herself?"
Bree: he totally can tell the difference, it just amuses him to greet Tenshi with "sup bro's girlfriend" "I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND" "oh sorry blue bro's girlfriend"
SteelKomodo: lolz
RubyChao: "fuuuuck yooooou" "Sorry, I'm taken~" "THAT'S NOT WHAT I GODDAMN MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT"
Bree: Pit is talking to Tenshi, Dirk edges up behind them and is like "KIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS​SSSSSSSSSSSS"
SteelKomodo: Dirk pls XD
Bree: Tenshi is like "FUCK OFF" Pit is just facepalming so hard
Bree: I almost want this to happen because I personally imagine it culminates in Dirk making yet another joke and finally Tenshi shouts "I AM A LESBIAN GODDAMMIT" in the middle of the bar
Bree: everyone stares
Bree: (especially Viola, from the shadows :B)
RubyChao: viola's face catches on fire
SteelKomodo: lolz
Bree: ...then Dirk's like "oh my god lesbians fuck yes"
RubyChao: dirk please XD
SteelKomodo: actually, on the subject of Dirk
SteelKomodo: I'mma wondering if Jo's gonna be okay with him posing with Lisa if he loses
SteelKomodo: and I need to make sure
Bree: Jo should end up being on site to "supervise" the photoshoot
SteelKomodo: pffffft
RubyChao: jo keeps standing behind dirk
RubyChao: "No, no, see. This is the best angle to supervise."
RubyChao: (she's supervising his butt)
Bree: she and Lisa end up conspiring to put Dirk in increasingly sexier stuff for the shoot
SteelKomodo: #Butts

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RubyChao: Dr. Eggerman tries to go in disguise in the ZFS medbay
RubyChao: his false name is "Dr. Erman", his disguise consists of shaving his mustache and wearing a wig
RubyChao: and all his medical advice is "Well why not cut it off and replace it with a robot limb?"
RubyChao: Utsuho is somehow completely fooled, Samus is not

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Bree: I like to imagine Dirk follows Tenshi around and keeps suggesting she invite all her "lesbian friends" over and have a "lesbian party"
Bree: like he somehow heard from Reimu that there's barely any dudes in Gensokyo and he's like "omg it's the fabled Isle of Lesbos"
Bree: "from whence the lesbians hail"
RubyChao: "what about utsuho you dumbass"
Bree: "she is a blasphemer"
Bree: every nation has its minority groups :U

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Soloman Vass Is A Farm joined the chat
RubyChao: rip vass
Bree: >​"Soloman Vass Is A Farm joined the chat"
Bree: "Soloman Vass"
Bree: "SOLOMAN"
Bree: THINGS THAT CORNWIND EVIL CANNOT SPELL: NAMES OF HIS OWN CHARACTERS
Steamleter: hahahaha
Soloman Vass Is A Farm: No no, you see
Soloman Vass Is A Farm: This is really a new Mega Man Robot Mastern MANIC I CANT WRITE GET AWAY
Soloman Vass Is A Farm: STOP SITTING ON PEYAHD
Soloman Vass Is A Farm: This is really a new Mega Man robot master called Solo Man
Soloman Vass Is A Farm: Made by Dr. Vass
Soloman Vass Is A Farm: And he is on a farm

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Soloman Vass Is A Farm looks around.
Soloman Vass Is A Farm: Guess no one's here
Soloman Vass Is A Farm: A CHATZY!
Soloman Vass Is A Farm: I'LL STEAL IT!
Soloman Vass Is A Farm: AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Soloman Vass Is A Farm: AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW THIS JOKE WAS MADE ALREADY A LONG TIME AGO!
Steamleter: oh dear
Steamleter: he's at it again

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Skip-It Man: did I really just miss SK D:
Skip-It Man: BY 63 MINUTES
Draco: Yep. Skin of your teeth.

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Lake Titicaca: What the fuck
Lake Titicaca: What the hell
Lake Titicaca: Holy shit
Lake Titicaca: It happened
Lake Titicaca: It finally fucking happened
Lake Titicaca: In the year of our lord 2014
RubyChao: you okay spy?
Lake Titicaca: RAW spoilers: ZACK RYDER
Lake Titicaca: HAS WRESTLED A MATCH
Lake Titicaca: AND WON
Gooper Blooper: OHHHHH RADIOOOOOO
Keeby: CW shat his pants
Cornwind Evil: Well I wanted to do laundry anyway

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M Sheep: "I'mma bet my life savings on Tenshi!"
M Sheep: wat
M Sheep: WELL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
M Sheep: "You win, I have to videotape myself twerking a Fite Club opponent to his or her doom."
M Sheep: I
M Sheep: I
M Sheep: What
M Sheep: No
M Sheep: How
M Sheep: NO
M Sheep: Why
RubyChao: sheep runs back in time
RubyChao: changes all the votes to be for utsuho
Keeby: let there be sun
Keeby: let there be
Keeby: LAWYER TWERK TEAM
M Sheep: I don't think I'm ready for twerking lawyers
M Sheep: I don't think the UNIVERSE is ready for twerking lawyers
Cornwind Evil: Does Apollo even have the butt for it?
Keeby: more than likely
Keeby: because this is RP WHO CARES

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M Sheep: By the by, I advise letting Grendel know about the party at the very last possible second or else a "A PARTY????!!!!! FOR MS. GLORIA ENCARTA?????!!!!!!!!" might blast through the entire ship and who ever told him will be at risk for deafness.

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Solomon Vass Is A Farm: I just realized...I don't think Ash and Christine have ever been on a date
Solomon Vass Is A Farm: Their life is work
Gooper Blooper: poor CW characters
SteelKomodo: aw :<
SteelKomodo: they need to go on a date
Gooper Blooper: they are historically bad at being the candidates for having some fun
SteelKomodo: like, sooner rather than later
Solomon Vass Is A Farm: I mean, they do all the other relationship things
Dacro: they once talked about small towm sports team. that was their honeymoon
SteelKomodo: because we need some CW diabetes
Gooper Blooper: >​CW diabetes
Gooper Blooper: but gentlemen
Gooper Blooper: is it possible
SteelKomodo: we will make it possible
SteelKomodo: we have the technology

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iKomodo: i've noticed that lol looks a lot like our spirit bomb/energy transfer emote
iKomodo: lol \o/ lol \o/ lol \o/

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Bree: The Year Hypotenuse Learned to Party
Bree: Osh spends literally an hour teaching her how to do a proper, party-hyped "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Bree: Hypotenuse: "Woo." Osh: "No no, like this! *wild flailing* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOO"
Bree: Hypo: *noodles arms* "Woo."
Gooper Blooper: Oh god imagine Hypotenuse's Mistral body doing a muppet arm flail
Gooper Blooper: and the rest of her just stands stock still
Gooper Blooper: "Am I doing it correctly?"

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Pelswick joined the chat
Jumpropeman: my idol D:
Jumpropeman: oh no
Jumpropeman: I look awful
Jumpropeman changed name to *~Jumpropeman~*
*~Jumpropeman~*: ok, you can come in now!
Pelswick: So...why hasn't ZFRP been canceled, Jumpropeman?
Pelswick: You said Pelswick RP was taking over.
*~Jumpropeman~*: I tried, but the Pelswick images wouldn't hotlink right :(
Pelswick: YOU MADE PROMISES, JUMPROPEMAN.
Pelswick gets a wheelchair out of his wheelchair.
Pelswick: Any last words before I reunkill you?
*~Jumpropeman~*: no, but I do have... a song
Pelswick: D:
Pelswick 's heart grows three sizes.
Cornwind Evil: You should see someone about that
Cornwind Evil: Sounds like a serious medical problem
*~Jumpropeman~*: I think that garbageman in the opening is like, God?
Pelswick 's chest bursts open.

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THE BOWZ: ITS GIFTAMANIA TONIGHT MAGGLE
THE BOWZ: I'M LOVING IT
THE BOWZ: *JBL proceeds to explain how the Kobbers aren't being fair to the Haruspices and are the real heels here*

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RubyChao: hey question
RubyChao: what was that really shitty mobile FF game again
*~Jumpropeman~*: All the Bravest
RubyChao: thanks
THE BOWZ: Is that the 4D Killer Combo's gift, RC
THE BOWZ: "Here you go, a new phone!" *the only functional app is All The Bravest*
THE BOWZ: *calls and texts are disabled*
RubyChao: no, no
RubyChao: it's got All The Bravest, that duck hunt ripoff, and that pokemon one
*~Jumpropeman~*: if I had a smartphone
*~Jumpropeman~*: I would be set for life
THE BOWZ: Its got nothing but terrible bootleg games
*~Jumpropeman~*: so many terrible games
*~Jumpropeman~*: and for free
THE BOWZ: Mobile Dungeon Keeper
THE BOWZ: BAD RATS ON MOBILE
*~Jumpropeman~*: sorry
THE BOWZ: "We programmed that one ourselves!"
*~Jumpropeman~*: I mean free*
Vengeance, Recalcitrant Ass: Pbbbl.
Gooper Blooper: The joke is on the Killer Combo when they realize they just spent X dollars on shitphone and all Gloria has to do is not use it
THE BOWZ: Right, I forgot
THE BOWZ: Gloria's untrollable
THE BOWZ: "OH COME ON, THIS GAME SUUUCKS" "Uh Osh you could just put the phone down." ". . . Oh."

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Cornwind Evil: ...why did you give Oceanus my hair

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Oceanus: A six year old attempts to identify the Smash Bros cast

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Draco: Melody is 2cute. She's a perfect substitute Sarahkin; she's tall enough to be Sarah at least. =p
Melody: lel
Gooper Blooper: Sarah height jokes! A rarely seen variant!
Melody: fact: I imagine Melody as being roughly 8" tall (yes, eight, less than a foot)
Melody: Octavious has been established as the tallest of the dolls, at 18"
Melody: then again, Octavious is an entirely different type of doll compared to most of his army
Melody: most of the dolls are modern and generally made of plastic
Draco: If Sarah were any shorter, the group would have to be the Sarahcan You Find Her?
Melody: Octavious is a porcelain antique
Draco: Sarah's height is so stunted, it's got its own safety precautions.
Draco: One more Sarah height joke or should I get back to the fat jokes? ;D
Draco: Alright, one more height joke.
Draco: You'd think for a hero of Sarah's stature, people would look up to her. And they would, except nobody can lift her to a high enough shelf. ;p
Gooper Blooper: He did it
Gooper Blooper: he combined the jokes
Keeby: *AIR HORN BLARES*
Draco takes a bow.
THE BOWZ: No loaves of bread
THE BOWZ: 0 warmechs out of 5
Draco: I thought there was going to be a loaf of bread, but it turns out it was just Sarah being really doughy.
Melody: ba dum tsh
Gooper Blooper: lel sarah fat

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Melody: assuming they both survive to 2015 Octavious is supposed to adopt Melody more or less officially
THE BOWZ: >​assuming they both survive
Gooper Blooper: >​assuming they both survive
RubyChao: >​assuming they both survive
Melody: what >:I
Melody: it's not like I'm planning to murder them horribly
Melody: yet
Keeby: please don't hurt octavious
THE BOWZ: you've already gotten the KoB Brigade attached
THE BOWZ: Its too late *SHOT*

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Melody: my new mouse has a back button on it and I keep hitting it by accident
Vince Russo: That bites Bree D:
Melody: eh it's not a bad thing just mildly annoying
Melody: my new mouse is actually really great, it's got a low battery indicator unlike my last one
Melody: (it's wireless, therefore it requires batteries)
Melody: and it's red-and-black and shiny, it's like the sexiest computer mouse I've ever owned
Melody: which is a weird statement, but also true

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THE BOWZ: Osh status = critical levels of happiness
Gooper Blooper: Makes sense because Gloria status is much the same, spy
Gooper Blooper: Imagine that happy gloria picture, zoomed in and vibrating
Gooper Blooper: that is an accurate summary of gloria's day today
Keeby: FRIENDSHIP INTENSIFIES
RubyChao: tenshi shows up and says that osh is HER rival
THE BOWZ: Tenshi vs. Gloria in an Osh On A Pole match
THE BOWZ: Wait wrong name hold on
THE BOWZ changed name to Vince Russo
Vince Russo: IT'S TENSHI VS. GLORIA IN AN OSH ON A POLE MATCH
Vince Russo: AFTER THAT, REIMU VS. UTSUHO IN A FLOPPY BOW ON A POLE MATCH
Vince Russo: AND STAY TUNED FOR RAZAAN AND DRACO IN A DRAGON ON A POLE MATCH
Gooper Blooper changed name to Art Donovan
RubyChao: raw comes back
Vince Russo: IT ENDS IN GOOMY INTERFERING AND HITTING THEM BOTH WITH CHAIRS
Art Donovan: SO HOW MUCH DOES THIS TOUHOU WEIGH?
RubyChao: raw vs. utsuho in a pit on a pole match
RubyChao: IF IT'S LETTY, TOO MUCH TO MEASURE
Vince Russo: But RC, does it end in Josephine interference for the swerve of the century?
Vince Russo: Wait no that's too mundane
Vince Russo: IT'S KEEBY
RubyChao: no, the swerve is when the joterference results in it turning out
RubyChao: PIT WAS ACTUALLY DIRK
Vince Russo: KEEBY IS NOW PROPOSING TO PIT
Art Donovan: "IT'S JOSEPHINE! THE SEPHINE IS IN THE BUILDING!" "YEAH BUT WHOSE SIDE IS SHE ON?!"
Vince Russo: UTSUHO, RAW, AND DAKOTA HAVE GOTTEN ANGRY AND FORMED THE NATION OF DOMINATION
Vince Russo: OH MY GOD ITS TEDDY ROOSEVELT! HE'S RIC FLAIR
Vince Russo: IT'S EVOLUTION
Vince Russo: EVOLUTION HAS FUSED INTO KING GHIDORAH
Vince Russo: WHO CAN STOP THIS MONSTROSITY
Vince Russo: OH MY GOD ITS SCOTT STEINER
Art Donovan: THAT'S HELLA JEFF'S MUSIC
Vince Russo: IT'S ROBIN WITH HIS FINISHER, THE S SUPPORT
Vince Russo: BAH GAWD THEY'LL BE MARRIED BEFORE THIS NIGHT'S OVER
Melody: wut
Melody: da fuq

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