Monday, September 20, 2021

Chatzy Madness Volume 392: Don't Spank Em

Jumpropeman: without covid context
Jumpropeman: these would be wild

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brolivel: "Gamemaster — Today at 6:53 PM
So i finally got AV cables for my Sega Saturn. I never owned one as a kid and I'm still convinced it isn't real. This thing is an elaborate ploy by everyone else to make me believe this system existed"

Jumpropeman: that's how I used to feel about Turbografx
MobileDraco: lol
MobileDraco: My cousin used to have a TurboGrafx 16.
The Deleter: But father
The Deleter: I AM a TurboGrafx 16
Draco: "Sega Genesis never told you what happened to your father." "He told me enough. He told me you got him discontinued!" "No, I am your TurboGrafx 16!"
The Deleter: Lmao

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Modus Sheep: I have no idea, energy, or motivation, but would anyone talk to a stinky ratman in a bar?
Modus Sheep: I know
Modus Sheep: I make it sound so appealing

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Bree: did I miss the plot about tsubasa's jerkass grandpa
Bree: did we deal with him
Harpy: we did deal with him with a way, but there's still a bit more to go
Gooper Blooper: Yesterday we exposed his awfulness and Tsubasa officially broke off from him
Harpy: gaslit her so much you woulda thought he was about to set her on fire
Gooper Blooper: we actually fight him later this month
Modus Sheep: they're penciling him in
Modus Sheep: brutally
Gooper Blooper: I mean, that's basically the RP Schedule in a nutshell
Gooper Blooper: "I can pencil you in on the 23rd for an ass-whuppin, have your people call my people"

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Jumpropeman: "Game Developer reported the game "was criticized for featuring too much pink in its graphics.""
Cornwind Evil hears sad Poyos in the distance.
Harpy: as the local expert in pink
Harpy: i feel like someone is exaggerating
Jumpropeman: the horse isn't even pink!
Harpy: an orange brown, maybe rust
Harpy: maybe the stone tiles are bugging him and maybe it needs the hue toned down a bit
Jumpropeman: there are pink horses in the game, but I'd hardly say it's an overdose
Bree: those bricks are super pink but that's not "too much pink" in the game
Bree: and the fact it's the color pink they're complaining about makes me think it's them being sexist
Harpy: yeah, i profess this game to be
Harpy: NOT PINK ENOUGH
Bree: this cute game about a horse is not manly enough
Harpy: brohamsicle you have red dead redemption 2 right there
Modus Sheep: Pony Island?!
Jumpropeman: somehow I have not got around to pony island yet
Modus Sheep cracks the game whip
Modus Sheep gets hung up on the motion controls

Jumpropeman: ohhh, the pony is customizable
Jumpropeman: so you CAN make a pink pony
Modus Sheep: A pretty pony!
Jumpropeman: I, however, will be making a hulk pony
Modus Sheep: It's deeply conflicted and filled equally with self-loathing and rage?
Jumpropeman: that and it's got black hair, green skin, and a purple tail
Modus Sheep: What luxury!
Bree: name it bulk biceps
Jumpropeman: finally, I saved one of my pony friends! What does she have to say in gratitude? *image of a circus wagon* glad to have you back friend ; w ;
Jumpropeman walk a few feet forward, see a circus wagon with another pony friend in it
Jumpropeman: IT'S ALL CONNECTED
Gooper Blooper: this is some intense horse gaming action
Jumpropeman: i didn't have the right jewel to save circus wagon horse though
Jumpropeman finds horse fused into a stone mountainside
Jumpropeman: the witch has stepped up her game from circus wagons...
Draco: D:
Jumpropeman: i have saved all the ponies
Modus Sheep: Woah, that was fast!
Jumpropeman: it's a short game! I'm gonna look at HARD MODE
Draco: That WASN'T hard mode?! Being a gamer who has played a game, I need all of my games so easy I can get through the tutorial!
Jumpropeman: in hard mode, the animals give NO HINTS
Gooper Blooper: GASP

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Cornwind Evil: Decided to show Bree some Sentai stuff
Cornwind Evil: By the end she was going "NO! NO! TOO MUCH RIDICULOUSNESS! I REJECT THIS!"
Bree: it's true

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Bree: need y'all to appreciate how ridiculous this arcade game is
Bree: we watched a different one that had an actual plot but I was trying to find the one me and azure have played together
Bree: this one isn't it but it sure is something
Bree: I think my favorite part is the total lack of plot and how the characters don't get out of the jeep at all even when going through the museum...facility...thing?
Jumpropeman: you might be thinking of the lost world game that was in so many arcades and inexplicably chuck e cheeses
Bree: lost world was the first one we watched
Bree: the one azure and I played was indeed at a chuck e cheese! and it had the jeep booth thing
brolivel: Harpy and I played some Jurassic arcade shooter
Draco: I think I played that one once upon a time. It was after the much better Lost World shooter though, so I was not impressed at the time.
Draco: Very insane though. Just hundreds of dinosaurs all trying to kill you.
Draco: And they all sound like squealing tires when they die.
Bree: good news, cornwind found it
Bree: this is the one I played with azure
Jumpropeman: I recognize this!
Jumpropeman: I don't think I played it though, the bench was too small :V
Bree: yeah I thought the one we played had dinosaurs but it turns out it's just generic jungle creatures instead
Bree: a lot of which are bugs, so it makes sense my memory would edit this to the much more pleasant "dinosaurs"
Draco: I love the voice acting in arcade games. It's so CHEESY.
Draco: *watches Let's Go Jungle video*
Draco: Kumonga's not gonna be happy...
Bree: I can't believe they didn't do the river cruise
Bree: that was the part I remembered very specifically because of how fucking annoying it was
Bree: there's like frogs or something that leap at you
Jumpropeman: sounds like they knew better than to try it :V
Bree: yes well azure and I were also much worse at this game than these two people
Draco: They also get free credits.
Bree: cornwind found the dreaded river cruise with the goddamn frogs
Bree: start at about 6:08 to skip the first part that was in the other video
Bree: I did remember the leeches and speedboat part but the frog part you also have no guns and have to hit the frogs with paddles
Bree: which explains why I remember it being a nightmare :V
Jumpropeman: look at dat big boy in the thumbnail
Cornwind Evil: And when you get your guns back, THEY DO LESS DAMAGE TO THE GIANT FROG THAN THE PADDLES
Draco: It's Garrute!
Jumpropeman: his early years
Draco: It's why he lets others do the fishing; he's deathly afraid of boat paddles.

(later)

Modus Sheep: JRM, I need you to review just that frog smacking section of the arcade game linked earlier.
Modus Sheep: Please understand.

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Modus Sheep: I could have sworn I read the Pebble Beach review already, but let's get into it
Modus Sheep: "However, while the title and front cover of the game hide it, there is an athlete attached to the title, and the methods by which they incorporate golfing pro Craig Stadler into the experience ends up being one of the most fascinating elements of Pebble Beach Golf Links."
Modus Sheep: :I
Modus Sheep: "His insight isn’t particularly interesting"
Modus Sheep: Well, that's that then.
Modus Sheep: "but he may sometimes pop up to critique his own play or even taunt you"
Jumpropeman: Craig Statler for next Bionicle plot
Modus Sheep: Craig Stadhler and the Mask of Golf
Modus Sheep: "Once everything is in order, you press a button"
Modus Sheep: But first
Modus Sheep: We need to talk about parallel dimensions
Modus Sheep: "The controls are pretty much up to snuff for a golfing title" -Jumpropeman, The Golf Hoard.
Jumpropeman: you can't do a half swing
Modus Sheep: "but it’s a fine batch of holes" -JRM, 2021.
Modus Sheep: "What’s a bit unfortunate though is how skilled your opposition is."
Modus Sheep: "He will sometimes hit par or even take an extra stroke for a Bogey, but he does not often make huge mistakes and proves to be a foe that practically demands some degree of perfection from the player to overcome."
Modus Sheep: You cannot defeat Stadler.
Modus Sheep: "while Stroke Play, Skins Play, and Match Play"
Modus Sheep: Did JRM trick me into reading about another porn game....
Jumpropeman: shirt vs. skins on the fairway
Modus Sheep: "You might be wondering where Craig Stadler went during these modes"
Modus Sheep: I assumed the Green Room!
Modus Sheep: "By default you’ll get the surprisingly generous amount of 18 uses of Stadler"
Modus Sheep: Just like real life
Modus Sheep: "If you compete in multiplayer or simply accept Stadler’s tournament dominance"
Modus Sheep: :I
Modus Sheep: "The fact the credits play certainly made it look like they won, but that longplay he was actually tied for third with Stadler!"
Modus Sheep: Surprising lore!

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Jumpropeman: "We've Shipped: Balan Wonderworld"
Jumpropeman: it's coming
Cornwind Evil: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Harpded: Yay!

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Modus Sheep: These Friday Night Funkin' mods are getting out of control. I just saw one vs The SCP Foundation.
Jumpropeman: I hope 173 doesn't move at all while singing
Modus Sheep: :I
Modus Sheep: SHUT IT DOWN
Modus Sheep: SHUT IT ALL DOWN
Draco: IT'S TOO LATE
Jumpropeman: it was inevitable
Draco: Sheep only wants to shut it down because he's entering the Imposter for his Secret Fiter.
Jumpropeman: =o
Jumpropeman: wait a minute
Jumpropeman: Modus Sheep...
Jumpropeman: Amogus Sheep!
Draco: That Sheep is sus.
Modus Sheep crawls through vent
Cornwind Evil: I think it's Draco
Cornwind Evil vents Draco.
Jumpropeman: only imposters can use vents. its cornwind!
Jumpropeman: or... are we all imposters?
Cornwind Evil: I meant 'launched him into space'
Draco: It's true, I am an imposter.
Modus Sheep: More like an Imp
Modus Sheep: ...oster
Modus Sheep: ouster?

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Draco: Car Ride with Cirno:
Went to Tsun Scoops:
Good ice cream:
Cirno has a tummy ache:
Modus Sheep: Wah
Modus Sheep: TSUN Scoops?
Modus Sheep: Also, I can't believe Cirno is dead
Jumpropeman: glad to see cirno had a good day

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(Finé, the Symphogear villain responsible for this video, appears in RP)

Jumpropeman: gooper no
Jumpropeman: you can't do this
Harpded: oh no
Harpded: why
Modus Sheep: "Ahhh, yes, it is to be the Stella Hoshii."
Modus Sheep: I'm so mad you made her canon, Goops
Modus Sheep: You just wait until your Chao gets home!
Modus Sheep: Fineaccenthere made me yell at the screen so much when I watched
Modus Sheep: It really WAS an excellent business card though
Gooper Blooper: As repoarded, effishen test of pow- *LOUD EXPLOSION* -the holy rehlec a significant level of Pony Gay. It can't be done so easy~
Harpded: i went back and reread that in that exact accent
Harpded: i feel i shed a layer of brain cells
Harpded: *feel like i shed
Harpded: SEE?!?

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Jumpropeman: "Retro Gaming Buyer's Remorse" *video's thumbnail has a Sega Saturn*
Jumpropeman: she'll never win

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Gooper Blooper buys an action figure of one of my 2022 antagonists
Gooper Blooper: plans are underway
Draco: Gasp! Goops bought the Moltar action figure?
Gooper Blooper: Huh, there actually is one
Draco: ;p

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Jumpropeman: I'm over here killing cirno
Harpy: why are you hurting her
Jumpropeman: (in Touhou Luna Nights)
Harpy: oh welp
Harpy: nvm murder at your leisure
Slow Ass Mario: Damn it last night that sad song video kept popping into my head.
Harpy: despascito-?
Jumpropeman: i got that vid on speed dial
Slow Ass Mario: It's the sitting down at the end with cookies that gets me
Harpy: DAME DAMEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gooper Blooper: that's her if Cirno Day doesn't go well
Harpy: hopefully we won't need it
Gooper Blooper: JRM joked about the stakes in RP Scheduling but four sad JRM girls would indeed be a terrible outcome we must strive to avoid
Jumpropeman: I'll link that video twice if things go wrong on thursday
RubyChao: what about for kogasa
Jumpropeman: if Kogasa's surprise is ruined thursday
Harpy: s-stooop
Jumpropeman: chao SPECIFICALLY asked for it
Draco: Owch.
Draco: If Chao asked for a hug and a glass of warm milk would you do that? :I
Gooper Blooper: *JRM doodles a sad Claire just to complete the set*
Harpy: don't make me unleash
Harpy: sad hakra-
RubyChao: thank you jrm
RubyChao: i appreciate it
RubyChao: :D
Jumpropeman: if Claire has a bad day she gets permanently downgraded to her game sprite
Harpy: oh
Harpy: oh no

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Slow Ass Mario: Well
Slow Ass Mario: That is that
Slow Ass Mario throws WWE in the trash permanently.
Slow Ass Mario changed name to Cornwind Evil
Cornwind Evil is ALL ELITE.

Harpy: i'm also
Harpy: elite
Jumpropeman: shouldn't your name be Eville Cornwindson?
Harpy changed name to Kuro Harpyson
Cornwind Evil changed name to Eville Cornwindson
Draco changed name to Draco.

Jumpropeman: woah, who's this cool new wrestler in the ring?
Draco: I am the mysterious mauler of the middle east, Draco.

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Modus Sheep: "We got ourselves another Mole Monday!"
Modus Sheep petitions to remove Mondays

Kuro Harpyson: then you'd give garfield too much power

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Modus Sheep: "Cirno Day is approaching once more, but what can we expect this year?"
Modus Sheep: *Gargamel voice clip*: "Total destruction from mountain to shore!"
Draco: Probably Cirno murdering someone and needing Agent 47's help to hide it.

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Modus Sheep: A Harpycharmon:
Jumpropeman: you aint wrong
Modus Sheep: I can't stop looking at that cat
Draco: Longcat
Jumpropeman: its smug aura mocks you

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Gooper Blooper: I have a funny Goopsmom anecdote
Gooper Blooper: For a couple of years now, I've been doing a thing where I leave her coffee mug and measuring cup (for milk) out at night when she goes to bed, so that if she wakes up before I do then she can more easily make her coffee. I've also taken to leaving a random toy from my collections down there to greet her, too
Gooper Blooper: Usually it's a JW fig but I'd cycled through them all so I was putting out Pokemon figures, which is not a franchise she's particularly well-versed in
Gooper Blooper: Today's figure was the subject of much scorn, as she complained about the figure's "random stripes", "why are its' legs like that", and then the ultimate Pokemon diss, "This is one of the newer ones, right? They must have been running out of ideas"
RubyChao: ahahah
RubyChao: i know where this is going
Gooper Blooper: The unfortunate soul who earned Goopsmom's wrath:
RubyChao: OUCH
Hooded Pitohui: Oh noooo, of all the precious lads it could have been...
Gooper Blooper: While I did tell her that this Pokemon is over two decades old, I did not (yet) tell her what a Genwunner is :V
Jumpropeman: if you turn an ariados upside down, the things on its back become a pair of legs, it has four arms to raise the roof with, and its face had sad eyes and three horns
Draco: Poor Ariados.

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RubyChao: post
Draco: Who said you could post?! D:

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The Deleter: Oh hey
The Deleter: Who wants cutting room floor of benitagang
RubyChao: i do!
The Deleter: Because HOO BOY
The Deleter: Sojiro.png
Hooded Pitohui: Let's get that sweet, sweet cutting room floor detail
The Deleter: Okay so
The Deleter: Everything about Benitagang was initially entirely made in response to the persona 5 strikers plot
The Deleter: I didn't want to just repeat the plot of that game - I wanted to have jails, and Bree wanted to play as sophia
The Deleter: But I wanted a twist
The Deleter: I had also been listening to eidolon playtest, and decided that these off-brand Stands would be a fun thing to have as an opponent for the Persona users - much more extreme and varied powersets compared to the restrained Pokémon-style skills of the phantom thieves
The Deleter: So I then did the absolute brain genius move of going "Phantom Thieves - evil phantom thieves? - PT - I need a song or band name that works here"
The Deleter: And then I remembered a British drum and bass act called Pendulum I used to listen to an embarrassing amount of
The Deleter: For those who don't remember, this song was used in the introduction for zoofights 4
Gooper Blooper: I had considered bringing back The Other Side for Hardcore Prawn's return in Season 9!
Gooper Blooper: I think I just forgot to use it rather than actively choosing to drop it
The Deleter: And so, Benitagang started off as a villainous group called the Pendulum Team
The Deleter: Yes, sweet marshmallowy Benita was gonna be a villain
RubyChao: damn, del, you weren't kidding
RubyChao: this is a hardcore twist
Gooper Blooper: I did pick up on some possible parallels early in the season that made it look like the two groups might get pitted against each other
The Deleter: The only thing that remains of that idea is their shared eidolon themes, named after pendulum songs/albums
Harpy: wait WHAT
Harpy: crackerjacks you woulda gotten me
The Deleter: Originally they were an incredibly pro-Agaman, anti-everybody else activist/criminal group that wanted to exploit the Jails - Benita and her friend group were having their fears of what would happen to their culture and people if their city opened up to the world being manipulated by the character that eventually became Lola (Eidolon grandma)
The Deleter: So they would use the Jails to control people into doing what they wanted, usurping the person who's jail it was with maybe deadly consequences for the monarch
Jumpropeman: dang, this is a twist and a half
The Deleter: This would put them into conflict with the thieves - pendulum team would believe that the thieves, by punishing bad actors but rarely changing systems, didn't do enough and that violence was the only option, whereas the thieves would be obviously horrified by the pendulum team's willingness to use basically mind control to achieve their goals
The Deleter: There were scenes in my head of the character that became Cali trapping the thieves in a ring of paintings she'd animate to fight them
The Deleter: But as I started playing with just Benita and slowly introducing others, uh
The Deleter: Jenny happened
The Deleter: And everything went just, off the rails lmao
Gooper Blooper: So when Brine Jenny ran into Benita, that wasn't just one villain who got instantly neutralized
Gooper Blooper: it was two
The Deleter: Yes
The Deleter: Good job brine
Gooper Blooper: That's our Brine! And there he is in the audience, let's give him a big hand!
RubyChao: AHAHAHAHA
RubyChao: brine is just too powerful
Jumpropeman: the death of an RP twist villain: have them RP as a likeable character first
Gooper Blooper spotlight points at Brine in the seats
RubyChao: i mean
RubyChao: *holds up Maria*
The Deleter: That, combined with the general atmosphere of how RP is and my rapidly decreasing enthusiasm for the phantom thieves characters, made me basically abandon that part of the plot all together
The Deleter: There's a couple of extra bits here
RubyChao: ohhh, and i'm guessing that's part of why you were running into so much trouble with the plot? because without the twist you just didn't have a driving desire to do it
The Deleter: Partly that
The Deleter: Partly that it would be hammering on themes I already did in a more positive way with Aiko
The Deleter: And partly that I could not face up to writing ryuji saying FOR REAL for the billionth time
RubyChao: for real?
Harpy: f-for real?!?
Harpy: damn i got kellogg'd
The Deleter: The thieves were all tapped out for me as characters, barring a thing I wanted to do where makoto would have an unrequited crush on ryuji and that would spin into polyamory, a thing I did with benitagang anyway lol
The Deleter: But now I look at it, it looks very much like turning ryuji into poochie
RubyChao: he has to go now, his planet needs him
The Deleter: Ryuji died on the way back to his favourite ramen joint
RubyChao: anyhow, yeah, sometimes you just don't know you're tapped out on a character until you write them
RubyChao: happened to me with a couple last year
The Deleter: So there's a couple of extra bits here I wanna cover
The Deleter: The character of Lola didn't become what she was until maybe a day or two before I posted her, although I may have discussed this with Bree earlier I don't remember the timeline too much. I had always imagined benitagang/pendulum team having a mentor figure - in fact, I basically wrote and assigned them roles straight from the wording of eidolon's playbooks
The Deleter: The mentor character would be egging them on to do more violent acts. Her Eidolon would be called Propane Nightmare, a flaming human figure that could burn abstract concepts such as time, distance, and the walls between reality (which is how benitagang would get into the jails in the first place)
The Deleter: Actually here's the full list:
The Deleter: Blood Sugar - can see two timelines simultaneously, blood and sugar. Blood is violent and dramatic, Sugar is safe and stagnant. The user can then collapse the timelines down to their chosen one. (Navigator playbook - Blood Sugar can perfectly sense two distinct futures in the area around it).
Vanguard - The Tempest is a figure hidden in a storm cloud. It can freely zap anybody who enters the cloud but is powerless beyond it. User is Emily Cotilla, Bettina's girlfriend and punch lady.
Infiltrator - Midnight Runner can hide in shadows and empower any weapons to be cool cyberpunk versions of themselves. User is Kroos.
Virtuoso - Betina Rosa Bezerra is a native of Agama, and joined because she is scared that the outside world will crush Agama and turn it into any other old city. Her Eidolon, In Silico, is a real physical laptop with 3d modelling software installed. When she uses it, she can conjure the things she models into reality.
Alchemist- Delfina has Hold Your Colour, which can turn paintings of things into a copy of the thing depicted in the painting.
Inhuman/team leader: Propane Nightmares emits fire that can burn abstract concepts.
Beast: Fat of the Land, renamed Under the Waves, is a colony of local crabs that can turn other objects into crabs.

The Deleter: Cali was called delfina at one point
The Deleter: Also Benita was Betina???
The Deleter: Also Kroos was there from the start
The Deleter: Ko ko dai yo
The Deleter: Also, fun fact - I had always planned for fat of the land to have a human form at some point! Originally it was going to work like Morgana where she would become a girl only in the metaverse/undertow, but then I entered the crabs in the brawl, and then I remembered eidolon had a mechanic where if you died you met death and made a bargain with them
The Deleter: So that just, carried over
Gooper Blooper: Neat, I thought crab-to-human was an on the fly idea
The Deleter: Real Girl was always on the cards
The Deleter: I had planned to have her fight Junpei and turn him into crabs
Jumpropeman: why must the good ones always become human...
Jumpropeman: don't they know how much humans suck? :V
The Deleter: So the big one here is, uh, Téo
Gooper Blooper: Oh yeah, re: Kroos - was this the plan for her from the beginning? Like last year, when she was popping up alone but having secret communications with others?
Jumpropeman: i think you did really well with teo of what we saw of them
Gooper Blooper: I remember thinking maybe she was a Salvager at the time
Jumpropeman: a character with a clear mind behind them
The Deleter: It wasn't! Originally she was meant to be part of the salvagers, but I flaked out that year and never finished her plotline
Gooper Blooper: Aha!
MobileDraco: She'll evolve back to crab someday.
The Deleter: So my idea was she ended up here scared and alone and would actually be the first Jail encountered, where the thieves would explore a dead jungle and would eventually fight her as a giant zombie/doll thing that stalked them
The Deleter: And then pendulum team would rescue her and fold her into the group
The Deleter: But after first contact with Jenny, and with ditching the pendulum team idea, Kroos was now just there
The Deleter: She ran away and found acceptance in Cielito Lindo
RubyChao: the kroos is not loose
The Deleter: So, back to Téo. As you can tell from my notes above, I didn't actually have a concept for who they were. In fact, the whole thing just began with Blood Sugar as an Eidolon user messing with people, and then when I hit upon pendulum team I immediately folded them into that. But I had no conception of who they were until I was partway through Benita's early appearance
The Deleter: Benita, Cali, Emily and Fat of the Land were strongest in my head, but Téo was created almost entirely on the fly
Harpy: almost tempted for troy to shout "SO DO I GOTTA PHANTOM THIEF OR SOMETHING?!? i don't know how to do that"
Harpy: haha
Harpy: fly
Harpy: i know its a mosquito
The Deleter: I think it went something like "blood sugar power - how do the mechanics of this thing actually work - wait I knows the name - giant mosquito"
The Deleter: And then I made Téo non-binary because WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE. WE'RE ALL TRANS AND GAY
Gooper Blooper: The mental image I got for Blood Sugar was just "Buzzwole, but grey" for some reason
Harpy: that's terrifying actually
Harpy: juxtaposed to lil gremlin teo
The Deleter: Their encounter with Betty was actually the first time I had to put that shit down
Harpy: a huge fuckin buzzwole
Jumpropeman: i imagined Blood Sugar like the mosquitos in Copperbell
Jumpropeman: all droopy and junk
The Deleter: See, my mental image was Blood 4 Oil from ZF5 but verdigris colored
Gooper Blooper: Blood 4 Oil was definitely floating around in my head too
Harpy: i can't even draw what i was imagining
Gooper Blooper: THERE IS NO FATE BUT WHAT WE MAKE FOR OURSELVES is actually incredibly appropriate here
Harpy: i don't know if it was blood 4 oil but i know it was a highly mechanical mosquito with huge eyes like a fly's
Harpy: flysquito
The Deleter: Téo's link with Timo Toscano was also made up on th fly
RubyChao: i liked it!
RubyChao: helped give timo some down to earth heel vibes too
The Deleter: Timo came about cos at the time, I had put Kroos' jail second and then needed an intro jail to explain the concepts
The Deleter: And I think I'd watched Coco recently at the time
The Deleter: So I made Timo Toscano
The Deleter: And then at one point in a discord chat with Bree I just went
The Deleter: Téo Toscano
The Deleter: And it was perfect
The Deleter: One last thing
The Deleter Columbos
The Deleter: At some point I was a bit weirded out that I gave these South American characters Eidolons named after a defunct d&b act that they couldn't possibly have given a shit about, so I set about creating evolved forms of their Eidolons with names from Spanish and Brazilian songs
The Deleter: From my notes direct:
Benita - Oye Como Va is a real physical DJ set, and when I use it, I can create physical objects out of soundwaves.
Emily - El Tiburón obliterates foes by doing whatever a shark does.
Delfina - Plastico can turn any plastic object I touch into a living version of that thing.

The Deleter: And Téo would replace Blood Sugar with Mi Tio Snoop, which basically worked like the stand Doggystyle from JoJo part 8 in that he could turn parts of himself into thread or rope for different functions
The Deleter: I think that's everything unless Bree chimes in, because I'll have forgotten a great deal
The Deleter: I am working with her on some stuff starring benitagang, although I believe it will be as blogposts
The Deleter: Again, Bree can correct me on this cos it's 1am :U
The Deleter: There y'all go
RubyChao: i'd be down for benitagang blorgs
Eville Cornwindson joined the chat
The Deleter: Hey CW, come read my cutting room floor
The Deleter: Oh also the Blackstone pyramid was totally necrons but after a bit it seemed like too much so I just ignored it
The Deleter: Feel free to I dunno, have regigigas step on it
Gooper Blooper: He's only 12 feet tall!
RubyChao: i might yoink it for something next year then, if you're cool with it
The Deleter: No worries
RubyChao: thank
The Deleter: So, thoughts? Opinions? Peanut gallery?
The Deleter: 🥜
RubyChao: i don't have many thoughts but i eagerly love to snap all these cutting room floor details up
RubyChao: so thank you for sharing!
The Deleter: No walnut emoji, cant do the dk rap in emojis
Gooper Blooper: It sounds like a pretty neat plot! I can see why you dropped it, though, as the characters drifted in directions that didn't work for it
Harpy: yeah
The Deleter: 🌰🥜🍍🍇🍈🍊🌴
The Deleter: Close enough
Jumpropeman: it was cool to see the behind the scenes! I like the benitagang we got in the end even if it's completely different than the plans
Harpy: obligatory "if you don't add daddy yankee in there i, as a hispanic person, will probably cry a lil bit"
The Deleter: Yeah the moment Benita made contact with Jenny it was over
Gooper Blooper: Benita was definitely a standout of pre-Brawl Season 11 and I enjoyed her
The Deleter: In the end, they were all trans and gay
The Deleter: Shananananana
Harpy: that's prolly the most important part
The Deleter: Oh also I was gonna make Benita, like, way more into paranormal shit, there were hints of it earlier but I never followed through with it
The Deleter: Which is a shame cos it would have given her a bit of extra depth imo
The Deleter: She totally believes in aliens and bigfoot
Gooper Blooper: Both are RP canon, so she's right
Eville Cornwindson: It almost feels like the altered plot could be a plot in and of itself
RubyChao: benita is gonna be disappointed when i do the Bermuda Triangle next year
RubyChao: and she has to hear about it secondhand
Harpy: i read that as "benita triangle"
The Deleter: She's already in one-

(later)

Working from Del: FUCK I REMEMBERED
Working from Del: I REMEMBERED WHY BLOOD SUGAR WORKS LIKE THAT
Working from Del: IT'S A HOMESTUCK REFERENCE
Working from Del: god damn it
Working from Del: for those who find these mad scrawlings - homestuck's postscript interludes were divided into Meat, a timeline of action and fighting, and Candy, a timeline of relationship drama and character interaction
Working from Del: Meat = Blood, Candy = Sugar, hence Blood Sugar can see both of these timelines and can pick one to go down
Working from Del: also the homestuck interludes are very bad so don't bother
Working from Del: i think i was listening to a power rangers podcast at the gym where one of the hosts was challenged to explain this stuff and my brain went "sayyyyyy"
Working from Del: so yeah that's the cursed truth
RubyChao: i'm sorry del, but i think we're legally obligated to kill Teo now
Please understand.
Dobile Mel: Lmao
Dobile Mel: I refuse
Draco: Nobody can understand Homestuck already, why should Del have to understand why we're killing Teo?

---

Jumpropeman: "these blades have been passed down in my family for generations and are of infinite value to us" sorry buddy, it's got two less attack power than my current weapon so I'll never use it :V

--- 

Jumpropeman: "we would need to do so quickly and decisively, before it can be suppressed by Fudo's allies. I think I know someone who can help with that when the time comes." and that person... is DIA Maya?
Harpy: dia's not important anymore
Harpy: she has receded into her house to munch on chips
RubyChao: kennedy!
Gooper Blooper: man I forgot Dia used to be one of our news people with the Kobber Blogger
Gooper Blooper: she's really settled into her later role as planeswarden bigshot
Harpy: she still is when she can, but Brandon is mostly handling it now
RubyChao: i read that as planeswarden bigfoot
Harpy: Kaede too
Harpy: I MEAN
Harpy: IF YOU WANT DIA TO BE A CRYPTID
Jumpropeman: I read it as planeswarden bigot
Harpy: :I
Draco: Dia a.k.a. MOTHMAN?
Harpy: dia needs to stop being leader so she can be cool
Eville Cornwindson: I read it as "Plain Warren Spigot"
Harpy: dia aka "what the fuck, ANOTHER mothra?"
Harpy: but really she's just a gacha whale
Draco: Wriggle: "...don't say that about my cousin, Kaguya Houraisan."
Gooper Blooper: I read it as "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Dia should be able to fly. Her wings are too small to get her fat little body off the ground. Dia, of course, flies anyways. Because Dia doesn't care what humans think is impossible."
Draco goes down Chao's list of Touhous not in RP and makes them all Mothras.
Harpy: look, other whales are mere wailmer
Harpy: compared to the wailord that is Kaguya.
Harpy: i deem it so
Draco: Are you saying she's Shillelagh's grandma?
Harpy: i am saying that she is the mother of all whales
Harpy: she's immortal so
Harpy: so that's how we got genshin.
Harpy: one day i will use her but her time is not now
Harpy: i meant to use her in vegas part 2
Draco: Too late she's now the King of Hearts and Yoshiko has to fist fight her.
Harpy: she's not a king
Harpy: she's a queen
Harpy: and too lazy to even put effort into that
Harpy: Eirinn would be absolutely astonished if Kaguya managed that.
Gooper Blooper: Kaguya has been namedropped in RP once in 2014 by Harpy, according to forum search
Gooper Blooper: someday she'll have to appear in person to fulfill Every Hu
Harpy: maybe next setting
Harpy: i meant for her to be important to a kaito plot but i currently forget the specifics
Harpy: someone wishing for immortality who was an asshole to kaguya, or maybe i was thinking of chang'e and her lore
Harpy: but i was gonna use the hourai elixir lore to beat the shit out of a bad husbando
Jumpropeman: so much cut content tonight!
Eville Cornwindson: I read that as "the hentai elixir lore"
Gooper Blooper: I read that as globglogabgalab.
Jumpropeman: I read that as hourai elixir lore
Harpy: only way i see kaguya getting into RP is if Marisa actually goes into her house and is like "ey i gotta take care of things at home, you wanna solve an incident?" "but maaariiiissaaaaa, i'm raaaaiding-" "YEAH YOU DO COME ON" *marisa airdrops kaguya on the first kobber baddie of the next setting*
Jumpropeman: more marisa? good
Harpy: "HELP ME, EEEEIRIIIIIN-" "have a nice vacation~! :D"
Gooper Blooper: She could pop up as a streamer or something, even a tiny cameo counts for Chao's list
RubyChao: it's true
Harpy: don't say that i already added so many people
RubyChao: i would count Kaguya vtuber
Harpy: and I wanna use heeeeeer for real sometime
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, I remember Dia was originally digital-only and then appeared in person and RIP you
Gooper Blooper: but it's an idea for the future
Harpy: but what's she even streaming, what if she's a league of legend asshole?!?
Harpy: WHAT IF SHE'S IN ESPORTS
Gooper Blooper: Raid Shadow Legends
Harpy: oh no
Harpy: we have to save kaguya from raid shadow legends
Harpy: i'll go write that down
Jumpropeman: we can't do raid shadow legends plot
Jumpropeman: we can't give them more visibility
Harpy: i have this
Harpy: in my RP notes
Harpy: Kaguya Houraisan: Vtuber, trapped in the machinations of RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS to help pay the bills
Gooper Blooper: Raid Shadow Legends goes shopping around to various villains, offering to pay them if they stop attacking kobbers and instead turn the plot into a Raid Shadow Legends plot where we fight characters from Raid Shadow Legends
Gooper Blooper: literal plot buyouts
Harpy: that'd be a terrifying as hell megaplot
Gooper Blooper: for exposure
Harpy: absolutely
Harpy: terrifying
Harpy: i love it, kaguya's our first boss-
Gooper Blooper: "At last, Kobbers, you face me, The Creator. But first I'd like to talk about this great new game I've been playing-" *RSL characters bust in and The Creator leaves*
Harpy: oh NO
Harpy: THE CREATOR
Harpy: MADE RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Gooper Blooper: You've loved his attempts at Regis, now witness his entry into video gaming
Harpy: i cannot believe
Eville Cornwindson: Lord: Even I'm not that evil.

---

Hooded Pitohui: There's been a lot of sad tonight, so, please allow me to make up for it with these:
link link link link
Jumpropeman: I will not be so easily swaye- I DIDN'T ANTICIPATE CUTE RAVIO
RubyChao: i was expecting tsubasas, too
Jumpropeman is easily swayed
Harpy: SWERVED
Gooper Blooper: Consider me swerved! Man, we haven't seen much of him lately, have we?
Hooded Pitohui: This man took Saturn to a resort with a sauna and wore his swim trunks under the towel around his waist because he was too nervous not to
Hooded Pitohui: No! I want to use Ravio for something so badly but things haven't lined up for him lately!
Harpy: that sure is a feel
Jumpropeman: you just know ravio was red both from the heat and from Saturn getting mega flirty
Gooper Blooper: hey ravio wanna fight the yakuza-
Draco: Hey Ravio, wanna fight Godzilla? :D
Hooded Pitohui: Ravio doesn't, but Sheerow does.
Harpy: bao would love to fight godzilla
Harpy: she loves a good david vs goliath
Eville Cornwindson: Pictured: Sheerow vs Godzilla.

---

Draco: Ze
Harpy: are you trying to say that marisa should give money to reimu
Harpy: because she can and she will
Draco: How else was she going to convince Reimu to let her stay?

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Hooded Pitohui: Barpost. That's it, folks. I'd say "I hope you enjoyed Sad Old Man Comes to Tell His Life Story," but, honestly, there's not a lot to enjoy here, so instead I'll say thank you for being here.
Gooper Blooper: and now we wait two weeks
Hooded Pitohui: I apologize again that this was a night filled with such heavy topics, and I further apologize about the timing. In my ideal plan, this event would have been next week, much closer to the resolution, but I got kneecapped in that regard by our family vacation moving from its usual late August slot to mid-September this year.
RubyChao: ahhhh
Harpy: oooh.
Draco: Thank you for plot, HP.
RubyChao: yeah, that explains it
RubyChao: didn't say it myself but i did think this felt closer to the finale material, but it makes a lot more sense if this is as close to the finale as you can get it
Hooded Pitohui: Yeah, the only closer option I could have guaranteed with working around the vacation was 9/9, and there's a much more important event happening that day.
Draco: California Admission Day!
Jumpropeman: clearly cirno day should have been fudo day
RubyChao: yatsuhiro walks into the middle of the successful happy cirno party
RubyChao: "listen to some sad old man things"
Jumpropeman: OH BOY MY FAVORITE
Draco: Suwako sends Yatsuhiro STRAIGHT TO HELL WITH HER INFINITE POWERS.
Harpy: whiplash
Gooper Blooper: whiplash?!
Harpy: what the fuck goops
Harpy: how'd you read my mind
Harpy: (i was imagining faruq saying it for 0 reason, thinking of the bot)

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Draco: Next time I decide to do a miniplot like this, stab me in the hands and make me write "And Yoshiko punched the guy a lot" instead.
Draco: ^_^
Jumpropeman: THE CONTRACT IS SEALED
Draco: Excellent.

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Jumpropeman: "The wild Slowpoke fled!" "The wild Slakoth fled!" Pokemon Go is straining believability lately

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Hooded Pitohui: Chao sent me an image of Hibiki dressed like Eevee earlier today, and...
MobileDraco: Bikkie, Tachi, and Hibs.

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Jumpropeman: now then, stealthy characters from my roster... *flips through twenty pages of Loud Lady*
Jumpropeman: Bill's pretty stealthy right

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(JRM streams Balan Wonderworld and plays the golfing minigame)

Gooper Blooper: justbreeyourself: oh my god we're craig stadler!
GooperBlooper: CHAO'S FAVORITE COSTUME
Harpykuro: CRAIG
GooperBlooper: super shot!
GooperBlooper: Great birdie! You played better than I expected.
mnightdramallama: GOLF
Jumpropeman: some strong wind
mnightdramallama: Whaa
mnightdramallama: This game became a Fantastic
justbreeyourself: instant fantastic, just add golf

Gooper Blooper: from twitch
Kuro Harpyson: we are just
Kuro Harpyson: golfin
Kuro Harpyson: best girl has best sport
Gooper Blooper: I enjoyed that a couple days ago, JRM reviewed yet another golf game
Gooper Blooper: they just keep happening
RubyChao: time to bring back Lara-
Bree: tumblr did not offer context for this but really, is it necessary?
Gooper Blooper: think you can get it inside mine~?
Kuro Harpyson: klfgjl ko lfgc
Jumpropeman: oh myyyy
Kuro Harpyson: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Draco: Meiling please
Bree: this is all part of an elaborate plan meiling came up with to sleep with vahni
Bree: and/or camilla
RubyChao: i played 100ft robot golf because backlog quest and i gotta say
RubyChao: it was
RubyChao: SO WEIRD
RubyChao: to have Camilla and Vahni be two characters
Bree: they're different characters in the source material?
RubyChao: yep

(Later, while still streaming Balan on Twitch, JRM discovers the Box Fox costume and hesitates, his character standing idle right next to the costume)

mnightdramallama: OH NOOOOO
Harpykuro: NO
GooperBlooper: XD
mnightdramallama: AAAAAA
Harpykuro: this game is cursed
Dracostarcloud: Don't do it! D:

(JRM picks up the costume)

mnightdramallama: "when it feels like it"

(Within five seconds of acquiring the costume, Box Fox turns into a box and slides off a slope to its' death)

Jumpropeman: XD
justbreeyourself: punished for your hubris
GooperBlooper: and immediately
Dracostarcloud: I WARNED YOU BRO
Jumpropeman: that was immediately awful
Harpykuro: that's how i feel about box fox.
Superchao: i'm glad it happened
Dracostarcloud: I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS
justbreeyourself: you thought you could be a box and be a fox
Superchao: thank you box fox
GooperBlooper: oh good chao got to see it
Harpykuro: pure unadulterated garbage
GooperBlooper: A+
Dracostarcloud: Good hecking grief. All too perfect.

(later)

Jumpropeman: we found the pitohui level in balan
Jumpropeman: we found the pitohui level in balan
Modus Sheep: we found the pitohui level in balan
Jumpropeman: this is not a drill
Draco: we found the pitohui level in balan
Kuro Harpyson: the level that would interest pitohui the most has been discovered within the wonderworld
Hooded Pitohui: I don't actually have a Twitch account and when I tried to make one right now it rejected my email (and didn't really specify why) BUT I saw the guardian bird, and understand why this is "the pitohui level"
Jumpropeman: the level is called The Lady Filled with Avian Adoration
Hooded Pitohui: Goodness gracious, it really is the Pitohui Level, with a name like that
Gooper Blooper: I left the stream cuz it was distracting me from other things but I got to see murderous totsugeki, bug nerd girl, and witnessed Box Fox both kill JRM and actually help with something, so I saw what I needed to see
Kuro Harpyson: i want to make a joke out of that
Kuro Harpyson: almost
RubyChao: TOT
RubyChao: SU
RubyChao: GE
RubyChao: KI

(later)

Bree: EVERY time I stop watching jrm's balan stream to talk in chatzy instead and EVERY time I tab back over to the stream it's fucking balan's bout AGAIN
Bree: EVERY TIME
Bree: HOW MANY BALAN'S BOUT DO WE NEED, GAME?
Cirnoropeman: i think they packed the back end with them so they could make less content

(later)

Jumpropeman: I finished Balan Wonderworld last night
Monstra Sheep: I'm sorry

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Gooper Blooper: angy joy head
Eville Cornwindson: Joy: Okay, who started the rumor that I never change my boots?
Draco: Would she prefer a rumor that she never changes her underwear? ;p
Eville Cornwindson: Joy: I would prefer NO RUMOR AT ALL!
Draco: Fair enough. We'll cancel the "Joy puts the milk in the bowl and then the cereal" rumor.
Eville Cornwindson: Joy: I do do that
Eville Cornwindson: Joy: It helps me keep track of how much milk I'm using
Draco: ......well, Joy is officially an irredeemable monster in my eyes. D:< jk
Eville Cornwindson: Next you'll be mad about how she eats pizza with a fork
Draco: !!!!!
Draco: OUTRAGE D:<
Draco: OUTRAGE!!!!! D:< jk

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Kuro Harpyson: "Original FF is an isekai"
Kuro Harpyson: this statement has blown up a discord server im in and im like
RubyChao: reminder
RubyChao: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is an isekai
Kuro Harpyson: "yo... just cuz it says 'you are the warrior of light' in the ending doesnt mean it is the personal you, but more a general you directed towards the chars"
Kuro Harpyson: cuz like
Cirnoropeman: tactics advance is an actual isekai
Kuro Harpyson: bro
Modus Sheep: That is true!
Kuro Harpyson: i dont think there’s four of me to put in a party
Kuro Harpyson: now if we’re wondering about it in the context of strangers in paradise aka KILL CHAOS, that might have isekai elements, but to say that prematurely is fatal
Cirnoropeman: the game Bad Dudes speaks directly to the player but the game has you play as actual characters native to the world
Kuro Harpyson: that happens in Earthbound too, i was just like you should be able to infer when it is actually referring to you, the player, ooor the inworld chars
Kuro Harpyson: ff1 is not an isekai, we have 0 clue how sarah got there-
Kuro Harpyson: Now they’re debating over whether inuyasha is a isekai
Kuro Harpyson: im too groggy
Cirnoropeman: inuyasha definitely is!
Cirnoropeman: Kagome goes to a fantasy land
Cirnoropeman: or the past?
Cirnoropeman: I never got the full explanation
Cirnoropeman: now
Cirnoropeman: is Futurama an isekai
Modus Sheep: It's the past
Kuro Harpyson: It is time passing too fast
Cirnoropeman: is Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle Donkey Kong expansion an isekai for Rabbid Peach?
Cirnoropeman: IS BEVERLY HILLBILLIES AN ISEKAI?!?!?
Modus Sheep: I
Modus Sheep: don't think so
brolivel: it is now
Cirnoropeman: are there hillbillies in anime
brolivel: instead of striking black gold (oil, that is) they found a portal to another realm
Cirnoropeman: I can't seem to remember a cliche hillbilly with anime eyes
Kuro Harpyson: What the fuck
Kuro Harpyson: has this spiraled into
Kuro Harpyson: im too hungry for this shit hol up
brolivel: time to post food videos
Cirnoropeman: are all dreams isekai for the dreamer
Kuro Harpyson: depends on the dream
brolivel: what if we ARE in an isekai
RubyChao: consider
RubyChao: what if we ARE an isekai
Modus Sheep: What if we ARE-
Modus Sheep: darn it
Gooper Blooper: The real isekai was the friends we made along the way

---

Cirnoropeman: "the sega saturn was released in may of 1995 and had two games that I can name off the top of my head: Daytona USA... and something else probably"

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SteelKomodo: here i am trying to make winnie the pooh say the entire navy seals copypasta
SteelKomodo: where did my life go so wrong

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Monstra Sheep: "The audio commentary for Classic Media's 2008 DVD release of All Monsters Attack humorously compares Gabara to a bipedal cat with car engine problems."
Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=mQ52Pk_UwEg
Monstra Sheep: They weren't kidding!
Gooper Blooper: it's pretty accurate!

---

Monstra Sheep: "Tyzien's transformation had retained his glorious pants. But he still didn't have any shoes."
Monstra Sheep: There's really nothing I can follow this up with.

---

---

Cornwind Evil: -watches the Game Grumps blunder through Super Mario RPG-
Cornwind Evil: -Also watches them solve the puzzle in the ship he couldn't-
Jumpropeman: a broken clock is right twice a day
Cornwind Evil: The annoying thing is I was close
Cornwind Evil: I came up with "Corals"
RubyChao: link
Cornwind Evil: ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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Jumpropeman: medieval art is so beautiful

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Jumpropeman: that atari vault game ivel gave me lets you play atari multiplayer games online! It's just really hard to find anyone else playing it :V
Draco: Wow!
Jumpropeman: why does no one want to play Tank Pong with me?!

---

Harpy: why reines in endless jungle
Brinehammer: So I have something to talk about at 5 am :V

---

Monstra Sheep joined the chat
RubyChao: hi sheep!!!
Draco: Hello Sheep.
Draco: I don't have a cute excited GIF to share though.
Harpy: you're just gonna have to deal with my sorry, nothing
Monstra Sheep: Hello
Monstra Sheep: Why is there vibrating face
RubyChao: because i am excited to see my friend sheep
Monstra Sheep: Face, cease your gyrations!
Monstra Sheep: :I
Monstra Sheep: Yeah, good to see you
Jumpropeman: hi sheep
Jumpropeman: feeling sheepy today?
Monstra Sheep: _-_
Jumpropeman: looks about right!
Monstra Sheep: Me currently:

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Harpy: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4758673
Harpy: like
Harpy: nyah
Harpy: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4758612
Harpy: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4758560
Gooper Blooper: cat boomer spotted
Harpy: CAT BOOMER
Harpy: yeah dat her
Harpy: its weird when you absolutely love the design and attach it to a character
Harpy: but then you're also like "okay, instead of being lithe and thin she's going to be fuckin jacked and have horns like lightning bolts and scars and she is A BRICK"
Harpy: "big and scary, but soft"
Gooper Blooper: Well, isn't that just how the Touhou fandom works?
Harpy: i MEAN
Harpy: ye
RubyChao: it really is.
Jumpropeman: yuugi basically
Harpy: it's a good reference pic for the general color scheme and outfit tho
RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4369155
Harpy: OH
Harpy: BOOBA
Bree: meiling would like
Bree: to put her face
Bree: firmly between
Bree: *banned from chatzy*
Gooper Blooper: Enormous mastodons

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RubyChao: link
Gooper Blooper: guess that settles it, he's on Team Pit
Jumpropeman: the illusion of the ass is the ultimate diss to someone with no booty

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Harpy: I am the storm that has awoken
Harpy: provokin
Harpy: waffles in isolation

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Jumpropeman: once again I have forgotten that today is national video game day for some reason
iKomodo: Rip

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Cornwind Evil: DON'T TELL JULIA
Cornwind Evil: SHE MIGHT THINK IT'S A DOCUMENTARY
Gooper Blooper: >the last episode is marked with a "Part 1"
Gooper Blooper: RIP
Cornwind Evil: Oops
Harpy: *chokes*
Cornwind Evil: Makes me think of the last episode of Season 1 of Criminal Minds Suspect Behavior
Cornwind Evil: Pair of criminals, one is holding the female main character hostage, the other is saying to the male lead "Shoot this innocent or we'll kill her."
Cornwind Evil: Guy can't decide, innocent is begging, cut to black, gunshot.
Cornwind Evil: Credits
Cornwind Evil: Two days earlier
Cornwind Evil: "CRIMINAL MINDS: SUSPECT BEHAVIOR CANCELLED BY CBS."
RubyChao: OOF
Gooper Blooper: quality
Harpy: welp

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Jumpropeman: i forgot my plot was tomorrow, not wednesday
Gooper Blooper: How could you forget that Wednesday is always Evil Old Japanese Man Day?
RubyChao: even after yakuzaplot 7, it will continue with Lemeza
Jumpropeman: WELL MAYBE I'VE GOT AN EVIL OLD MAN TOO
Harpy: i'm sure you have a lot of those in reserve
Gooper Blooper: But is he from Japan??
Jumpropeman: sure why not

(He was, in fact, Japanese)

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iKomodo: Did i ever tell you guys about how I almost RP’d the Cat in the Hat?
iKomodo: back in the Kuwahawi days, it was
Jumpropeman: would it be the book cat in the hat or mike myers cat in the hat? how cursed we talking?
iKomodo: Book/Cartoon cat in the hat
iKomodo: the basic idea was to have him be a kind of wandering minstrel/storyteller type
iKomodo: who dispenses advice via kobber-centric retellings of classic seuss tales
iKomodo: so if two characters were being stubborn and not compromising, enter the zax but it’s sine and jonesy or something
iKomodo: I ended up not doing it because a) it would require me to read almost every seuss story in existence and i’m not putting in that much effort for a gag character
iKomodo: And b) it was far too tempting to have him scream about eggs and shout woomf a lot
iKomodo: Also i feel like there’s people on here more suited to playing that kind of character than I am? It just didn’t feel like a very SK character in the end

(both videos have loud parts, being YTPs and all)

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MobileDraco: I am the best at meetings. I ask someone if they have anything to discuss. No? Then we're done. Takes two minutes.
Dobile Mel: Lol
Dobile Mel: Nice

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Harpy: it's an off day for me, i actually made a great mistake in telling a customer asking for claritin d, "we have the claritin D back here!"
Harpy: without
Harpy: saying claritin.
Harpy: my boss lost it.
Harpy: cracked up
Gooper Blooper: D's Journal
Harpy: oh no
Harpy: the d
Harpy: has a journal
Jumpropeman: as long as you didn't crotch chop and go "UH!" after you're good
Harpy: i mean no
Harpy: why would i
Harpy: i need to keep a job to keep throwing money at you guys

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Jumpropeman: "The Garfield has Met God theory is actually canon"
Jumpropeman: that cat really is too powerful
Gooper Blooper: garfielf
Draco: The Garfssiah.

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Jumpropeman: "9/9: The emotional rollercoaster that is Cirno Day 2021"
Jumpropeman: I appreciate gooper's barchive name for it :V
Draco: It's not even one of those kiddie roller coasters that just goes up and down a bit!
Draco: Hopefully it was a good rollercoaster. Don't know if I have too many pink-haired fighters to throw at Cirno next year.
Jumpropeman: yoshiko gets a dye job
Jumpropeman: the biggest character arc of 2022
Draco: She didn't know going Super Saiyan made her hair gold permanently.
Jumpropeman: the price of going full anime
Draco: Picking colors is hard because Samson either dislikes them or is allergic.

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RubyChao: POSTED: AUGUST 24
+ Tenshi is playable
+ Great visual and audio design
+ Intricate combat system with a lot of potential character combinations (56 characters total, party size is 12 with 8 in the back and 4 active characters in the front)
+ Amusing dialogue and pandering between characters while still being true to the canon personalities
+ Characters are mostly balanced well enough that you can just use your favorite character(s) the entire game
+ Tenshi dual-wielding swords
+ Extremely high amount of farming possible, especially in the post game areas
+ An actually infinite post game area to farm in
+ Tenshi is playable

RubyChao: is this viola, shion, utsuho, or draco
Draco: Yes

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Gooper Blooper: "No matter how one slices it, a motorcycle simply cannot catch a missile." Oh, I see. So that's how it is, then.
Mobile Pitohui: That made me laugh more than it ever should have, Goops

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Bree: now here's a :D
RubyChao: even honoka is intimidated

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Gooper Blooper: so I just found this out today, but some new Godzilla figures are hitting Walmart based on older monsters
Gooper Blooper: and I shit you not:
Jumpropeman: look at that dopey boy
Jumpropeman: his tail aint even attached
Jumpropeman: its become gozilla's dick instead
Gooper Blooper: Oh, my bad - they are actually Target exclusives as of now
Draco: THEY HEARD.
Harpy: wait WHAT
Harpy: target sniping the good shit
Gooper Blooper: The Playmates Godzilla toys have been Walmart exclusives until now, so I assumed!
Jumpropeman: while he didn't undergo a marisa/registeel type redemption, I do like gorosaurus more now
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 11
Harpy: V:
Gooper Blooper: but no they're suddenly at target
Draco: I'm going to buy 11 right now.
Gooper Blooper: This just inexplicably was gorosaurus' year
Gooper Blooper: 53 years after his debut
Harpy: me? buy them?
Harpy: ha, you must be joking *seen plopping two in the cart*

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RubyChao: "ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail"
RubyChao: that's it.
RubyChao: that's the series.
Harpy: yep
Draco: LOL

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Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4779365
Jumpropeman: "Hello, Kotohime artists? I'd like you to draw her committing crimes."
Draco: "Hello, Gooper Blooper? I'd like you to draw someone with a nose."
Cornwind Evil: It'd be like that Silver Age Batman story where Joker captured Robin and told Batman for him to be freed, Batman would have to "cheat, steal, and kill"
Monstra Sheep: "Hello, JRM?...Hello?....H-he-"
RubyChao: kotohime's crime:
RubyChao: being TOO justice
Monstra Sheep: "Hello, Sheep? I'd like to-"
Monstra Sheep: "*heavy breathing*"
Monstra Sheep: "...nevermind."

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MobileDraco: For Goops:
Jumpropeman: pull up to the web-filled window and order some Dino-Sized Fries from the skeleton inside

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Jumpropeman: *typos Corpse Bride as Corpse Bridge*
Jumpropeman: a corpse bridge would be very morbid

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Jumpropeman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErZInBEVgAAoFvB.jpg
Draco: ZFRP.txt
Harpy: yeah basically
Jumpropeman: that girl is like the best character in ikenfell so far
Jumpropeman: she was a witch who always messed up her spells before suddenly she got super powerful lightning powers and wants everyone to see how cool she is now. She even has a theme with lyrics talking about trying to finally show she's cool
Jumpropeman: also, she's totally super gay for the main character :V
Draco: That's pretty Samm1cal.
Draco: I couldn't think of anyone else with lightning powers. I'm sorry.
Jumpropeman: sammy's not a bad comparison
Monstra Sheep: So, this is Goops' new coven member next year, right?
Jumpropeman: too bad I'll be RPing Gilda first-
Harpy: SAMMY!

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Monstra Sheep: "There is no greater way to honor those who came before us than to continue to use and appreciate that which they have left behind!"
Monstra Sheep: Mayumi wailed, rattling her great-great aunt's drawer of silverware at the mole
Gooper Blooper: listen man, that butter knife still has some mileage left in it
Monstra Sheep: This jam jar with a picture of Meowth tampographed on it
Monstra Sheep: a precious memory
Jumpropeman: who put a picture of Meowth on Jamjars D:

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Gooper Blooper: Perhaps the first figure in my vast collection with posable hair
Jumpropeman: woah, look at those twintails go!
Erasmo Brees: >posable hair
Gooper Blooper: It's windy out I guess
Erasmo Brees: that's so extra lel
Jumpropeman: Saturn is like "here are my friends, the regis"
Jumpropeman: "we get krunk sometimes"
Gooper Blooper: And here she is hanging out with her friends
Jumpropeman: haha! Goop beat me to the punch on putting her with the gang
Jumpropeman: time to use saturn more before the year ends
Harpy: ye
Draco: Iffy is not impressed:
Jumpropeman: Iffy's not impressed by that paypal link

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Cornwind Evil: https://imgur.com/gallery/epxDKpB
Gooper Blooper: that's basically me every night when I'm just passively absorbing videos before bed
Harpy: absorb knowledge
Harpy: or memes.

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Harpy: bao: MY TIME HAS COME
Harpy: xiulan: AND SO HAVE I
Gooper Blooper: I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four.
Harpy: lance isn't that great dude
Harpy: my dude.
Jumpropeman: lorelei though-
Harpy: well yeah of course kisha's mom is hot
Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4149895
Harpy: NOOO
Harpy: GLASSES!
Harpy: MY WEAKNESS!
Gooper Blooper: clair returns, now with glasses
Harpy: stop it, you can't make me like her
Harpy: cease
Gooper Blooper: cease, more like
Gooper Blooper: 3 2 1 activate
Harpy: BANNED
Draco: Alright, banning Goops in T-Minus 142345235y7u808565647890657934567890513478-53478-452378- seconds.

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Gooper Blooper: JRM: https://youtube.com/watch?v=FDWHs6W8Ew4
Harpy: *looks*
Harpy: checks out
Harpy: *is smol*
Draco: I enjoy that series. :3
Jumpropeman: Ingrid was max small too
Draco: Beware of spoilers: I think this part just goes through the end of A Realm Reborn, but the other parts go through the end of Stormblood.
Jumpropeman: that was a very good video, surprised how many memories it stirred up
Monstra Sheep: "Mad because small. Jealous of tall. Sad because small. I'll show them all."
Monstra Sheep: That Lalafel video appears to have been written by Dr. Seuss

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Draco: "a Bergman-related mission that didn't involve giant kaiju" <- I can call Melba if you'd like.
Gooper Blooper: The call goes to Melba's voicemail and he just misses the event
Draco: Nooooooooo

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Jumpropeman: https://pastebin.com/rwmjxuWD

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Monstra Sheep: "It's hard to be upset when you can perfectly reheat fried foods."-Northernlion, 2021
Gooper Blooper: that explains Mary's samefacing in the face of adversity
Draco: Mary is an angel.
Gooper Blooper: a divine, bespectacled, samefacing angel
Gooper Blooper: floating down from heaven to sell you twinkies
Harpy: and so the lord said
Harpy: let there be twinkies
Harpy: and her will was done

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Jumpropeman: >superman 64 has multiplayer
Jumpropeman: next time CKR visits...

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Gooper Blooper: True terror.

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