Meticulous Sheep: Plots were a mistake.
Meticulous Sheep grumbles in the post mines
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Jumpropeman: "Look for a lizard with a big... smile" is that what they call it
Meticulous Sheep: I swear, Blanket was just trying to find a nicer way to say Maya has a face that's mostly mouth!
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SalvagerDraco: link
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Meticulous Sheep: A very specific message
SalvagerDraco: Emma Drachen defeats Deathborn on Reddit.
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Jumpropeman: follow up on burning Woodsy Owl to ashes: someone made a catchy tune about it
Jumpropeman: sadly, I have not found any clips of Woodsy being burned as of yet
SteelKomodo: only a matter of time though :P
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Meticulous Sheep: "Let me remind you that the Green Hell Zone has existed for less than a decade"
Meticulous Sheep: An excellent point!
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, I wasn't gonna let the Forgotlings go all "OUR ANCIENT 2016 CULTURE, OUR PRECIOUS 2015 ARTIFACTS"
RubyChao: hey hey hey goops
RubyChao: hey
RubyChao: do NOT diss the cultural significant and heritage of Be Cool Scooby-Doo
Gooper Blooper preciously cradles a Norm Of The North DVD
Gooper Blooper: ancient tales of the ancestors
Draco: wao
Jumpropeman: dang &oomers
Meticulous Sheep: GHZoomers
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Jumpropeman: one thing I enjoy about looking up reviews for games I've reviewed
Jumpropeman: is reading people say like "Fishing Derby for Atari 2600 has better animation than a Saturday morning cartoon"
Gooper Blooper: Hahaha yeah contemporary reviews are a great time capsule
Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: truly warner brothers quality
Jumpropeman: this puts Care Bears to shame
Jumpropeman: also spoilers for a review you'll see in like December
Jumpropeman: get hype for that Fishing Derby review!
Gooper Blooper: I haven't been this excited since Waku Waku Sweets!
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Jumpropeman: "rarr and stuff..."
Jumpropeman: "Stoooop"
Jumpropeman: now this gorgo is scary but not for the right reasons
Gooper Blooper: gorgo 2021?
Jumpropeman: bitch you know i might
Draco: Not if I Gorgo first! >:U
Draco makes Gorgo a Salvager.
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Jumpropeman: 🌚
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Meticulous Sheep: "The current mayor"
Meticulous Sheep: Time to fix this by teleporting the GHZ into the sun!
RubyChao: he did it ONE TIME
RubyChao: besides
RubyChao: you and i both know the solution will be an F-Zero race against the Forgotlings
RubyChao: oh yeah, gonna ask one more thing but i forgot
RubyChao: done
Meticulous Sheep: "how do i solve sheeplot"
Meticulous Sheep: You can't use that item here!
Meticulous Sheep: "By the way, what was with all that scrap? Why'd it suddenly burst out of the Zone?"
Meticulous Sheep: oh yeah
Meticulous Sheep: that thing
Meticulous Sheep: like, what was up with that?
RubyChao: clearly
RubyChao: one character has the solution to all of sheeplot
RubyChao: and they mention that
RubyChao: right before they explode
RubyChao: i mean, yeah, that's how betty thinks
Meticulous Sheep sweats at the continued JRM and Goops radio silence
RubyChao: this is your crime, sheep
Meticulous Sheep: The other talky plot made me nervous!
Gooper Blooper: post
Jumpropeman: srspost
Meticulous Sheep buried under words
Gooper Blooper smacks sheeplot across the face with a dueling glove
Gooper Blooper: SICK OF YOUR SHIT
Meticulous Sheep: Ahahahah
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Jumpropeman: *has somehow transitioned to watching Shark Boy and Lava Girl clips*
Meticulous Sheep: JRM, no
Meticulous Sheep: JRM, why
Jumpropeman: how could this movie have been released in theaters
Meticulous Sheep: JRM
Meticulous Sheep: you watch RLM
Jumpropeman: it's like they filmed the rough draft and didn't notice the "change these lines later" notes after every bit of dialogue
Jumpropeman: I really should have hammed up Mr. Electric more
Meticulous Sheep: Yes.
Meticulous Sheep: Going to have to give you a minus for that
Jumpropeman: at this rate you're gonna have to change my name to Jumpropeminus D:
Meticulous Sheep says something to fulfill the rule of three
Jumpropeman: good one, Minus- I mean, Meticulous Sheep!
Meticulous Sheep: Minus.
Jumpropeman: PLUS
Meticulous Sheep: Okay.
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Meticulous Sheep: "But if we keep having to drive our Stellabus around"
Meticulous Sheep: Now I'm imagining the Cat Bus from Totoro
Meticulous Sheep: But Stella
Meticulous Sheep: "the wince wins out"
Meticulous Sheep: the title of my memoirs
Meticulous Sheep: "I don't think we've taken a true aggressive act here"
Meticulous Sheep: Stella returns from burying Hound out back
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Gooper Blooper: Reika is like if Peko became a cyborg instead of a vampire
Jumpropeman: haha
Jumpropeman: unexpected chibster
Gooper Blooper: OH
Gooper Blooper: well that explains it
RubyChao: goops did you just throw the pokemon at her for game freak vs. game freak
Gooper Blooper: I thought she had glasses, but she just has a blue scar under her eyes that LOOKS LIKE glasses
RubyChao: when you want a glasses girl but you can't afford one
Gooper Blooper: game freak fight was unintentional but I'm happy to pretend I did it on purpose
Gooper Blooper: I'm so clever
RubyChao: i mean that's 90% of ZFRP
RubyChao: "Yes, I absolutely meant to do that all along"
Gooper Blooper: Mary and Silence were always sisters
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Gooper Blooper: You know how some cartoon characters have closets full of identical outfits?
Draco: Yes?
Gooper Blooper: I like to imagine that Herman and Otto have one of those closets, but it's for dozens of steam packs
RubyChao: i mean... pretty much
Gooper Blooper: Kotohime, meanwhile, plays it straight with dozens of kimonos to rip apart
RubyChao: how else can she dramatically reveal that she is SPACE POLICE?!
Gooper Blooper: Now I'm imagining her ripping her own kimono to shreds like she's hulk hogan
Jumpropeman: Kotohime's carpet at home is just old kimonos
Jumpropeman: its her wallpaper too
Gooper Blooper: It'll be her ceiling pattern in another year once she's got enough shreds saved up
RubyChao: gotta recycle!
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(The true big bad villain of Salvagers plot is revealed... and it's Pelswick.)
Draco: FUCKING PELSWICK XD
Jumpropeman: I always said Pelswick RP would replace ZFRP... and now that's his goal. A REPLACEMENT UNIVERSE FOR ZFRP
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: i'm just ignoring that and being like "wow it sounds like you'll just end up as yet another human problem in this handspun tale of human history!
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: *doesn't understand the joke, just taking this completely seriously*
RubyChao: never change, JRM. never change.
Hooded Pitohui: If you had any concerns about that post, I think it's safe to put them to rest. It certainly has done its job as a dramatic turning point in this plot.
Jumpropeman: While Eggert's artwork discrepancy is being played as an in-universe thing, I'm not saying that anyone who doesn't look like a realistic human in RP is experiencing the same thing. It's a bit easier to say "Inch High looks like a regular human but with weird proportions" compared to "this guy's face shouldn't make sense in reality"
RubyChao: don't worry, i didn't take it as that - it feels like it's a Like Reality Unless Noted thing. unless specifically played we assume things just look different enough to make sense
Jumpropeman: glad to hear it Pitohui! I mention scenes I write in my head constantly over and over and this might be one of the top ones :V
Jumpropeman: Fun fact: Pelswick reveal was added well after most of the core tenets of the plot. I thought of the old Pelswick RP joke and it snowballed from there. Also, if you google Pelswick, his last name? Eggert.
Draco: Le gasp!
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: definitely don't take ref pics 100% as is, otherwise most of my chars would be breathing through their skin due to their noseless nature
Jumpropeman: pretty much harp! Chao's approach is what I was hoping for.
Gooper Blooper: I TOLD YOU, CHAO
Gooper Blooper: I TOLD YOU I KNEW WHO EGGERT WAS
Jumpropeman: DID YOU CHEAT
Jumpropeman: apparently googling Eggert Wheelchair brings up Pelswick so I couldn't mask it perfectly without being dishonest :V
Gooper Blooper: Ah, JRM, have you forgotten? I've been rereading old Chatzy Madnesses for months now. Last week I got to the birth of Pelswick RP, realized that it was a male character connected to you who uses a wheelchair, and said to myself "Wait a minute... what is Pelswick's last name?"
Jumpropeman: noooooooooooooooooooo
RubyChao: congrats, goops!
Jumpropeman: I THOUGHT I MADE IT
RubyChao: don't worry, he didn't tell me
RubyChao: he just said "I know. For a fact. I'm not telling you because this is definite, not a guess."
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: never doubt goopy's sleuthing abilities
Jumpropeman: well, thank you for keeping it under your hat goops :V
Gooper Blooper: You revealed it earlier than I expected! I'm glad I didn't have to sit on it longer than a week. I've had multiple extended giggle fits over it.
Gooper Blooper: Goddamn motherfucking Pelswick RP. You absolute beautiful madman.
Jumpropeman: Since it's such a big turning point I thought having a big reveal added even more gravitas to it. These are TRULY Eggert's Salvagers now
Gooper Blooper: My only disappointment is that it was a late addition. I thought this was gonna be like Bill Clinton being an Alruthine where you did an entire plot just for one stupid joke
Hooded Pitohui: I do have to admit that, more because of my circumstances than anything, I don't think the joke/reference has hit for me. Might I ask why Pelswick seems so well-known?
Gooper Blooper: I'll PM you a link, HP
Hooded Pitohui: Ah, thank you!
Jumpropeman: Pelswick being Eggert is about as old as the final state of Salvager plot. As in, by the time I finally knew what it would really be, he was there, but this plot has been cooking so long that it barely has anything from the beginning
Jumpropeman: Eggert can be seen in Salvager setup as soon as it started appearing for example
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: i personally don't understand either but i think i'll remain out of the loop because i probably won't get it even after i see it
Gooper Blooper: I'll drop the link here, search the name on this page and you'll find it
Jumpropeman: ctrl+f Pelswick. I actually couldn't find the original joke when I went looking for it!
Hooded Pitohui: Thanks to Goops, I now understand, and I am in awe of this later-developed payoff to such an old joke
Jumpropeman: Some jokes end like Randy
Jumpropeman: more of my jokes end like this :V
Jumpropeman: I'm not sure Pitohui knows of the convoluted construction of alruthine plot from all kinds of old junk
RubyChao: he made us fight bill clinton
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: i was there for it and didn't remember... but that's hardly surprising. either way, man, what a payoff
Draco: I regret Clownpiece didn't get a chance to react to Claire being attacked by a shadow dragon.
Jumpropeman: sorry draco! A lot had to be said!
Jumpropeman: when are we gonna talk about Em hiring the Yellow M&M to potentially kill a guy though-
Draco: That's 100% reasonable, as I see it.
Gooper Blooper: "APPROACHING LIFE BARRIER"
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: my brain isn't processing it but that's stone cold, but like. as if it'd succeed, dude's a bigshot
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: i should prolly tone down my name now
Jumpropeman: Yuke Life Sometimes
Gooper Blooper: Yuke Hole Forever
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: even though the temptation to play crystal chronicles to show ivel how it be
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: is stronk
ivel: Yuke Hole Sun
ivel: won't ya come
Draco: Clownpiece is going to boop Eggert's snoot.
Gooper Blooper: It rivals Grumblemon's.
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: i wasn't going to say anything
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: and then you had to say it.
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: >:I
RubyChao: that's because Grumblemon is Pelswick's slide evolution
Gooper Blooper: war of the roses, more like war of the noses
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: >:O
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N Goat: Oh no
N Goat: They're back at the orphanage
N Goat: please
N Goat: no nun
N Goat: please
Jumpropeman: how strong are those orphans tho
N Goat: spare me your 'comedy'
Draco: Are there 100 of them?
N Goat: So far, it's just the priest
Jumpropeman: this still jojo?
N Goat: I'll gladly suffer potato jokes
N Goat: for no nun jokes
N Goat: This is Black Clover
N Goat: The anime is trying to-nooo
N Goat: okay
N Goat: they just said the name was all
N Goat: we're okay
N Goat: it's nun clear
N Goat: This bird girl
N Goat: how your presence vexes me
N Goat: and its lack of any answer
N Goat: noooo
N Goat: oh phew
N Goat: it was just the hem of the priest's robe
RubyChao: the one time i decided to skip black clover
RubyChao: and it's apparently extra interesting
N Goat: aaaegfhjcghvh
N Goat: kihjkbhjkhbkjb
N Goat: AAAAUGH
N Goat: and
N Goat: the joke
N Goat: immediately
N Goat soul leaving body
N Goat: no, please
N Goat: show
N Goat: move on
N Goat: don't dwell in this pale imitation of what you believe a joke is
Jumpropeman: the only thing worse than a bad joke
Jumpropeman: a bad joke that doesn't end
N Goat: Oh, this is purgatory
N Goat: These two characters onscreen at the same time is a perpetual motion machine of one bad joke stretched endlessly
N Goat: Okay, we're at commercial.
N Goat: So, the problem is the protag launches a marriage proposal at this nun every time they meet. Usually, there will also be a bit where violence is visited upon him in response.
Draco: So...Brock and Nurse Joy.
N Goat: Enter the "tsundere" character.
Jumpropeman: so, Miroku from Inuyasha
N Goat: So we live in this joyless desert as she thinks the proposal's directed at her
N Goat: ad infinitum.
Jumpropeman: oh boy
N Goat: This may be the worst episode Black Clover has ever aired.
N Goat: I will lay that down right here.
RubyChao: wow
RubyChao: i picked a good night to let sheep suffer alone
N Goat: This may just be the worst episode outright
N Goat: "It's great to see you again"
N Goat: This has gotten to me so badly that the story bringing back ancient, incredibly minor characters, instead of getting praise from me, is making me yell at the tv how they're too minor to remember
Jumpropeman: *sweats*
N Goat: God, I hate these well-meaning, orphan raising, religious folks
N Goat: They immediately bring this show down to its lowest when they're here
N Goat: And then the show reminds us at the end how this progressed nothing in the narrative and was entirely unnecessary
N Goat: I don't think I've been so mad at this show since characters were heaping praise on tsundere girl for no reason.
N Goat: Anyway, the show coming on next to cheer me up is
N Goat: Fire Force.
Jumpropeman: link
Cornwind Evil: You know Sheep
Cornwind Evil: You could, you know
Cornwind Evil: Just turn the TV off
Cornwind Evil: And not watch the shows
N Goat sends CW to the gulag
Jumpropeman: then how would sheep's secret anime blog survive?!
Draco: The Anime Gulag
Jumpropeman: run by this lady
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Mailed Sheep: "The truth is it wanted your quarters and littered the game with opportunities to catch you in a bind or shoot you when you barely have the chance to respond" - Sheep's Grandfather Probably.
Draco: "What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!" - Sheep's Grandfather, I think
Mailed Sheep: That one, DEFINITELY
Jumpropeman: "Knick knack patty whack, give a dog a bone," - Sheep's Grandfather, prior to rolling home
Jumpropeman: I am sure that song means he used like, a vehicle
Jumpropeman: but I always imagined the old man laying down on the ground and rolling on his side as his form of travel
Mailed Sheep: Is that your character next year?
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Cornwind Evil: Who wants to hear something amusing
Jumpropeman: I HATE amusing things
Jumpropeman: but tell me anyway
Cornwind Evil: Okay so I put on a horror film, called Crawl
Cornwind Evil: It got good reviews
Cornwind Evil: The plot is there's a hurricane bearing down on Florida and a young woman goes to check on her not responding to phone calls father
Cornwind Evil: She finds him in the house from before his divorce knocked out because OOPS, THE EXTRA WATER HAS SENT ALLIGATORS INTO THE BASEMENT
Cornwind Evil: So they're stuck in the CRAWLspace with them trying to figure out how to get out
Draco: I have heard of this film.
Cornwind Evil: Now, what does a horror film tend to have? A body count
Cornwind Evil: But there's just this girl and her dad in a very small area that is likely to stay that way. What do?
Cornwind Evil: So across the street along come three young criminals robbing an abandoned gasoline store. The girl uses a flashlight to signal for them
Cornwind Evil: And in the vein of JRM's Jaws
Cornwind Evil: I suddenly started picturing the crocodiles as posh twits
Cornwind Evil: "I say Maurice, the girl is trying to lure random background characters here so this film can have a higher body count!"
Cornwind Evil: "Tish tosh, Lawrence! I had heard this was actually a well done film! Yet it indulges in that cliche! Let us speed up the inevitable and go over there and just eat them right now."
Cornwind Evil: And they do: instead of the redshirts coming over to get killed, the crocodiles go over to the garage and kill them first
Cornwind Evil: It might have been different alligators, but I find my idea funnier
Cornwind Evil: That they left the crawlspace to get the inevitable out of the way
Cornwind Evil: You can tell I am a reptile expert because I randomly switch from calling them alligators to crocodiles and back again
Draco: Canada's too cold for reptiles, it's alright.
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ivel: "There are new Cuphead toys, but you will have to visit Arby’s to get them. Studio MDHR and the restaurant shared the new kid’s meal announcement. When people buy any one of these meals, it will come in a themed bag and include a launcher with papercraft boss."
Jumpropeman: wild
Jumpropeman: an indie game known for being difficult gets kids meal toys
Draco: Far out.
Draco: Guess I'm going to Arby's for some diarrhea Kids Meals.
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Jumpropeman: AI Dungeon is apparently available on Android phones, so I downloaded it and played a little. My wizard ended up joining a pirate crew, taking them on a beach vacation, murdering a bunch of stingrays, and fashioning a mask out of one. Then I started making all kinds of clothes out of stingray flesh and retired to a happy tailor's life where I named my two sons Sting and Ray
Jumpropeman: AI Dungeon being that thing where you're basically doing an old school text adventure game with a reactive AI instead of an established game module
Jumpropeman: basically Talk to Transformer but an adventure
Hooded Pitohui: >Implying that using Talk to Transformer is not, itself, an adventure
DracoBlackGeneral (SalvagerDraco) joined the chat
Jumpropeman: who let this VILLAIN into chat D:
DracoBlackGeneral: HU HU HU HU HU~
DracoBlackGeneral: I tried AI Dungeon the other night and just kept getting the same reply until I did something lewd. :I
Jumpropeman: yeah, sometimes it get stucks in a loop sadly, but the refresh option can get around that
Jumpropeman: I did learn my lesson though when I had a character piss in a bottle and suddenly all AI Dungeon wanted to talk about was the piss :V It even brought up the restroom itself so I think I was tricked into ITS fetish
DracoBlackGeneral: I've had some good results with it though and not all of them lewd.
DracoBlackGeneral: Dude, the first time I used AI Dungeon it took going into a bar and talking to a bar maid and make it about FEET. DX
Jumpropeman: *starts an AI Dungeon as Zeldoten*
Jumpropeman: let's see how this goes :V
DracoBlackGeneral: I believe in you.
Jumpropeman: Zeldoten starts by finding a broken window to a jewelry shop and kindly repairing it for 15 coins
Jumpropeman: she won't fall for such obvious bait!
DracoBlackGeneral: Zeldoten is very helpful sometimes.
Jumpropeman: she used the money from it to buy a crab
Jumpropeman: this is how you get ahead in life
DracoBlackGeneral: Buy 🦀, make 💰.
Jumpropeman: tried to get Nibbles to drive
Jumpropeman: AI Dungeon made him instead sit in a remote control car that I am driving around
DracoBlackGeneral: He needs to learn to drive first.
DracoBlackGeneral: This is obviously the origin story.
Jumpropeman: okay, so, Nibbles blew up his car so we went home. Zeldoten's daughter showed up, Pudge of course, and she was framed for twenty murders so Zeldo broke her out of jail. Then they played high stakes Jenga where Zeldoten bet her identity and memories but the tower fell and hit Pudge on the head, killing her. Suddenly, and this was not my input, Sherlock Holmes shows up and confirms Pudge's death as I try to revive her
Jumpropeman: Then I tried to help Pudge take over Sherlock Holmes's body, but her soul went in his magnifying glass instead and he just left
Jumpropeman: the Zeldoten story comes to an amazing finale
Jumpropeman: Sherlock Holmes showed up and gave her a gun and badge, making her a cop. Pudge becomes a policewoman too despite being a magnifying glass and they become partners to solve the serial murders
Jumpropeman: the person behind the crimes Pudge was framed for?
Jumpropeman: SHERLOCK HOLMES
RubyChao: holy shit
Spy Survives: OH SHIT
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Gooper Blooper: "It was a pretty chill establishment."
Gooper Blooper: it's funny because
Gooper Blooper: because
Gooper Blooper: ice cream
Gooper Blooper: is cold
Spy Survives: I apologize for the crime against ice cream in this post
Draco: GET OFF THE STAGE, STEVE BUSCEMI. D:<
Draco: We need to clean it after your fans threw so many roses. :V
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RubyChao: "The East Coast Greenway is a 3,000-mile (4,800 km) biking and walking route linking the major cities of the Atlantic coast of the United States, from Calais, Maine, to Key West, Florida. The spine route and branching complementary routes are for non-motorized human transportation for everything from local commutes to long-distance trips."
RubyChao: well friends
RubyChao: i found my next walking project
YUKE LIFE FOREVER!!!: guess you'll fucking die
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Cornwind Evil: I wonder how Honaka knows it was Mary.
Draco: She's actually Lee. She knows everything.
RubyChao: she doesn't... yet.
RubyChao: but when she does...
Brinehammer: Honoka and Scars team up to beat Mary to death with old bread?
Draco: A power armor made of stale bread.
RubyChao: yes, brine
RubyChao: yes they do.
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Jumpropeman: *watching a youtube video*
Jumpropeman: "Yellow M&M can drive. That's a scary thought."
RubyChao: i mean, it is!
Jumpropeman: actual model of Yellow M&M in M&Ms Shellshocked
Jumpropeman: have you ever seen a man suffer for just being in a video game
Draco: Brutal.
Jumpropeman: that face when the sound barrier is unapproachable
Gooper Blooper: game hoard review series idea: Advergame Attack
Jumpropeman: oh man
Jumpropeman: can anything rank higher than terrible
Draco: Free-to-Start Week
Gooper Blooper: M&Ms games! Yo Noid! Chex Quest! The other two Burger King Xbox games! Thrills! Excitement! Atrocious!
RubyChao: speaking of atrocious, jrm
RubyChao: it is official
RubyChao: i have decided on a game for you for christmas
RubyChao: and you know what this implies.
Jumpropeman: I can't believe Chao is sending me Skies of Arcadia!
Gooper Blooper: link
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Gooper Blooper: Actual slide Nintendo used in a presentation
Jumpropeman: wow! they got it all planned out!
RubyChao: this is like
RubyChao: one step removed from the step 2: ??? step 3: profit meme
Jumpropeman: the wii u not even there
Gooper Blooper: the casual memory-holing of the wii u is my favorite part, yes
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Mailed Sheep joined the chat
Mailed Sheep: I hate everything
Mailed Sheep: Film at 11
Dobile Mel: Weird film
Hooded Pitohui joined the chat
Mailed Sheep: It's 90 minutes of me screaming at a block of cheese.
Mailed Sheep: I pass out from the screaming about the fifty-two minute mark and you think
Mailed Sheep: that's it
Mailed Sheep: he's done
Mailed Sheep: but then I get back up and continue screaming
Hooded Pitohui: It would be better than some films I've seen
Mailed Sheep: You ever heard of Blue?
Mailed Sheep: 79 minutes of a blue screen
Mailed Sheep: There is narration though
Mailed Sheep looking at credits
Mailed Sheep: OF COURSE Tilda Swinton was involved with this!
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Hooded Pitohui: Oh, right, Sheep, an idle thought struck me, and I regret to say that I have some (very minor) bad news
Hooded Pitohui: link
Hooded Pitohui: link
Hooded Pitohui: It looks like they're going to do an anime adaptation of Reki Kawahara's rewrite of the Aincrad Arc
(Later)
Mailed Sheep wakes up
Mailed Sheep: Boy
Mailed Sheep: I had the worst dream
Mailed Sheep: Where there was going to be MORE SAO
Mailed Sheep: Crazy right?!
Mailed Sheep: RIGHT?!
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Mailed Sheep: Note to self: Make a post tonight to move your plot along, you idiot
Mailed Sheep: With love,
Mailed Sheep: Yourself
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Jumpropeman: *clicks Gawr's ongoing stream*
Jumpropeman: "IT'S ELEVEN PM AND I JUST ATE AN INSANE AMOUNT OF PASTA"
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Gooper Blooper: hi guys
Gooper Blooper: who's ready for babar RP
RubyChao: and here is his post
Draco: I am.
Gooper Blooper: I woke up this morning to a PM from JRM that kindly reminded me that literally all of us totally forgot about the tully monsters
RubyChao: more like
RubyChao: tully non-stars
RubyChao: EYYYYYYYYYY
Gooper Blooper: and I didn't want to just write them off with a sentence of narration or something since they had at least one fan (I remember Bree saying she really liked them)
Gooper Blooper: so they got whatever the hell I'm doing now
Jumpropeman: excellent work goops
Gooper Blooper: people say everything's been done
Gooper Blooper: those people haven't seen babar feeding prehistoric whatsits in a park
Jumpropeman: exactly
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Jumpropeman: from a bootleg pokemon mobile game
Hooded Pitohui: Gengar used Sing! The Crowd used Uproar!
UndercoverDraco: Bootleg?! But that animation is so smooth and not jerky in the least!
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Gooper Blooper: Real talk, there was a lengthy period earlier this season where I was convinced Ravio was the evil mastermind final boss of HP plot and all his meekness was an act - and things like "his shop literally can't operate successfully the way he runs it" were things I took as a tipoff that the entire store was just a front
Gooper Blooper: but you "committed to the bit" SO HARD that I eventually realized he wasn't going to heel turn, if only because HP would probably get pushback with how much love the character's gotten
RubyChao: at this point i'm expecting Ravio to just get promoted to regular character when we resolve his plot stuff
Hooded Pitohui: Ah, yes, yes, a reasonable conclusion, Goops! There actually was a version of this plot that focused on a fakeout like that, but that was scrapped long before I set it up with that first blogpost in December
Gooper Blooper: you mean he's not a regular character already?
Gooper Blooper: Goes on plots and everything!
RubyChao: in all but name he is!
RubyChao: but i mean in terms of sticking around afterwards
RubyChao: as opposed to just "well we resolved his plot stuff, good work team"
Hooded Pitohui: That one was going to have a certain Mr. Verich appearing as a helpful benefactor to the Kobbers, and the one ultimately tipping them off to the plot points, while secretly being the one who arranged for Fleur and Fermi to do this all in the first place, planning to throw them under the bus once he had money
Gooper Blooper: remember when dolby was plot only
Hooded Pitohui: But more on that is for the end of season blogpost
RubyChao: Yes.
Hooded Pitohui: And, yes, it's all but certain that if he doesn't get arrested or killed, Ravio is a full S11 protag now
RubyChao: he can team up with Sally as team "you were supposed to be only here for plot"
Hooded Pitohui: I adore Sally
Hooded Pitohui: Bring her back
RubyChao: because honestly at this point i'm pretty much certain i'm bringing Sally to Agama
Jumpropeman: wow
Hooded Pitohui: YES
Gooper Blooper: "why are you still here" *Sally and Ravio flail happily*
Jumpropeman: Inch can ride her hair more
Jumpropeman: she'll be an official form of transportation for the ZFPD
RubyChao: we'll also be bringing back DEATH GUN, and his DEATH GUN
RubyChao: because DEATH GUN
Gooper Blooper: condolences to sheep
Jumpropeman: also yes
Jumpropeman: INCH FOR SEASON 11 CONFIRMED
Jumpropeman: sorry to leave you on pins and needles
Hooded Pitohui: We're really gunning for Sheep today, aren't we
Gooper Blooper: no, but the best would be if Chao actually managed to make sheep like Sally by playing her better than the show
Gooper Blooper: Like when SK made that great post about Stocking struggling how to learn to cook and Sheep was like "I hate that you've made me feel for this character"
RubyChao: i will do my best to overcome black clover's... black cloverness
---
UndercoverDraco: Korone for season 11?
Gooper Blooper: Mumbo Jumbo for Season 11
Gooper Blooper: his tokens show up scattered across various plots and our characters pick them up and collect them
Jumpropeman: Korone only attends plots to find the tokens
Jumpropeman: she doesn't even fight
Gooper Blooper: when we have 100 of them we cash them in and one lucky kobber is turned into korone to kill final boss 2021
UndercoverDraco: wao
dorpER!!!: korone will beat people with her shriek of fear
UndercoverDraco: Korone will tell PEPPERONI PIZZA and jump over the boss.
---
dorpER!!!: going to make a stupid guess and say the princess is fat princess or something but thats not a review i thought i saw on game hoard but... 'high maintenance?'
Jumpropeman: XD that would be amazing harp, I wish that was it now
dorpER!!!: FUCK THAT DECONFIRMS IT. my other guess was "it's a fuckin barbie doll" or something but its not like you're on a barbie adventure in the game hoard even though they have several games iirc
Jumpropeman: there are characters from games whose review have not been posted yet in Salvager plot
Jumpropeman: Mister Valentine's game still hasn't gone up for example
Jumpropeman: But they have all been ready for posting at least before their premiere
dorpER!!!: oh man aitem's game is gonna be horrible game-
Jumpropeman: so I can't just go play fat princess right now and switch it-
dorpER!!!: i mean you could, but that wouldn't follow the spirit of the plot!
---
Jumpropeman: I think I will be trimming one of my unscheduled days, but I'm not committing to it until I've fully got it figured out. I also want to make sure trimming it means we get a break day, not a replacement plot day :V
RubyChao: too late jrm
RubyChao: it's time for
RubyChao: SWORDSMAN RED'S GRAND RETURN
Jumpropeman: I KNEW IT
RubyChao: this time he has assembled the Union of Villainy!!
Jumpropeman: THE FORESHADOWING WAS EVERYWHERE
---
Gooper Blooper: stupid thought:
Gooper Blooper: Mega Drive and Game Gear seemed more focused on recovering Dr. Games than the other Hard Girls
Gooper Blooper: Saturn seemed more interested in romance than MD and GG
Gooper Blooper: they accomplished each others' goals
Jumpropeman: hahaha!
RubyChao: WHAT A TEAM
dorpER!!!: fuckin lel
Hooded Pitohui: Ahahaha, they pulled a switcheroo on us!
---
Jumpropeman: "To protect our friends from dark corruption-"
"-to crush our foes with mass destruction-"
"-to stop all evil within our reach-"
"-to party hard and hit the beach!"
"ZEPHYRUS!"
"OCEANUS!"
"Team Ro-Bros, rocking you like a hurricane!"
"Watch your back, 'cause we're bringing the pain!"
Jumpropeman: a lot of season 1 greatness is rose-tinted glasses
Jumpropeman: spy rp is just still great :V
RubyChao: don't you mean
RubyChao: OMNOMNOM-tinted glasses?
Mailed Sheep: You're a cruel man, Chao.
Jumpropeman: attacking a man's injury is an unfair tactic, chao
---
Mailed Sheep: "Voyd orders a few drinks and has Jill empty them into glasses for whoever wants them."
Mailed Sheep: Managed to read this as "has Jill empty them into whoever wants them."
Jumpropeman: open your mouth Streaming-Chan
---
Cornwind Evil: Okay, question. 1) Who sent who for the Tesseract, and 2) How willing are you for me to subject them to somewhat traumatizing sights
The Deleter: The most CW questions ever
---
harp: "vtubers are made by CoverCorp"
harp: brain instantly goes
harp: "carvercorp"
RubyChao: i mean
harp: and oh god
RubyChao: so did mine when i saw that, harpy
harp: andrew you fucking closet weeb
harp: carvercorp now responsible for sparking a rivalry between streaming-chan and a vtuber
harp: *watching a guide to hololive*
harp: *literally one girl proclaims herself as a pro gamer*
ivel: clearly Puddlenaut's arm is actually Gawr Gura
harp: *fuckin puts lava down in minecraft and she's screaming OWCH OWCH*
harp: i'm just
harp: i'm dead son
UndercoverDraco: I mean, if you're playing games on a stream for money, you're a professional gamer.
ivel: true
harp: i would do that if i had the means
harp: and could disguise myself as vtuber dia
harp: caution: lots... of weird stuff
harp: for certain vtubers
Mailed Sheep: puts on charms, attempting to ward off the Vtubers from infecting him as well
Mailed Sheep: Just imagine that one scene in The Mummy
Mailed Sheep: with the guy with all the holy symbols
Mailed Sheep: but instead of the Mummy approaching, it's a dog girl
---
Mailed Sheep: "so preferably not a missile"
Mailed Sheep: "A hatch opens, and a missile falls out"
Mailed Sheep: ONE JOB, KALCYON
Jumpropeman: she did say PREFERABLY
Mailed Sheep: ONE PREFERABLE JOB, KALCYON
---
Mailed Sheep: "Sorry! Sorry sorry sorry... I have no idea how awkward this must be but it feels really awkward!"
Mailed Sheep: You can't just grab a man's bell, Voyd!
Jumpropeman: he just has it dangling out there! Cover that thing up in public for christ's sake!
(later)
Jumpropeman: gonna make a small post
Mailed Sheep Voyd snaps Pax's neck
Jumpropeman: she's gotta look tough in front of her coworkers
---
harp: DEATH CLAW
harp: WHO IS A CLAW
harp: WHO BRINGS DEATH
harp: WITH HIS CLAW.
---
RubyChao: an idle thought i had: i like how, probably as a result of the one per person restriction, all the dark matter characters that people did bring in ended up pretty significant
RubyChao: as opposed to how the size of the curse allowed for a bunch of throwaways (like how i introduced a curse guy literally so kabal could kill him and remind people he's a threat)
Gooper Blooper: That was part of my aim with the restrictions yes
Gooper Blooper: to help make Dark Matter different from The Curse, Dark Matter's influence was a small group of relatively major villains
RubyChao: and tachi
Gooper Blooper: The Curse was a gigantic pile of garbage and if you dug through it you'd see some big names
Gooper Blooper: they were everywhere
Gooper Blooper: every street corner
Gooper Blooper: you couldn't escape them
---
Draco: "Listen pal, I got a bag of trick deeper than Green Hell's deepest pit" <- It's just one trick but it's HUGE.
Bree: maya keeps her tricks in her bra
Bree: that cleavage really is deeper than green hell's deepest pit
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Mailed Sheep: The true secret to making no one guess an obvious reveal....post nothing about them for a year :V
Mailed Sheep: *Has nothing else to say about them*
Jumpropeman: and then, in september 2021, we'll find out why they pretended to be Pax
---
Jumpropeman: Searches related to wailing height lyrics
werewolf steam
steam english
werewolf indie game
werewolf pc game
werewolf games
s team
best werewolf games
games where you play as a werewolf
Jumpropeman: so uh
Jumpropeman: guess people really cling to the werewolf part of this game huh
Draco: Guess so!
---
Jumpropeman: cooking mama cookstar believes that social media involves individual people giving multiple likes based on how much they like something
(later)
Jumpropeman: i appreciate that cooking mama allows me to pile on enough french fries to start causing physics problems
Gooper Blooper: [insert appropriate kobber here]
(later)
Jumpropeman: freaking cooking mama
Jumpropeman: yawning if I take any time to read the instructions
(later)
Jumpropeman: freaking cooking mama
Jumpropeman: you are yawning at the game before I can even pick the next step
Jumpropeman: are you calling your own game boring
Draco: Even Cooking Mama doesn't want to be in Cooking Mma.
Draco: *Mama
ivel: I'd watch Cooking MMA
harp: dude
harp: do i need to make up a rival for mel
Jumpropeman: Cooking MMA could be a zfrp plot
harp: or is mel the cooking mma trainee
harp: is she just rocky waiting to happen?!?
Draco: I'd be down for Cooking MMA. XD
Jumpropeman: Koala Princess goes to Agama
Jumpropeman: "I'm doing Cooking MMA now, and the league is gonna die if you don't save it D:"
harp: i knew putting down that mel knew martial arts would be useful
harp: Mel fucking shoves Glo and Honey Lemon out of the way like
harp: MY TIME HAS COME
harp: TO ASCEND
Draco: But yeah, my point earlier is that Nia can't answer questions about the Spiral Nemesis because she's passed out from being bullied by Shimmer.
Draco throws confetti at Mel.
Jumpropeman: *Shimmer steals Nia's lunch money and kicks over her sand castle*
---
harp: kishagang post
harp: Kisha thonks real hard
harp: and i realize "oh shit kisha's gang is growing and she's slowly going to fuckin dia levels"
harp: we went from the main group being kisha, jaz, edward, ripple, dashra, Juan, and twogami, and then brandon, dia, nikki, sonia + maple, andrew (sorta, by association)... and that's not even counting other people's chars
harp: who are further related to those people and therefore
harp: i sound like a conspiracy theorist
---
Jumpropeman: Taco Bronco
Jumpropeman: there you go, someone go make a million dollars with that name
---
ivel: oh hey, it's Maya's artist
Gooper Blooper: things I don't expect to see in Chatzy: Pickles
Gooper Blooper: (unless it's sinepickle)
Gooper Blooper: just you wait, May 1 will roll around and she'll be more stacked than ever
Bree: please, there are meilings in this RP! have mercy, maya!
Bree: cover those tiddies up so meiling can focus
---
Gooper Blooper: Harpy, can other people see the whirlpool?
harp: that's up to spy, i'm kinda playing it like Star Force does, but I would assume people would at least notice something fishy about where Nikki stood and stand there and maybe say something like that
harp: and then suddenly be whisked away
Gooper Blooper: I just needed to say in my post if Widow Maker could see it or not
Spy Survives: Yeah, only Nikki (and maybe Sammy) can see, but once you see someone stand somewhere, shout a thing, and Go Digital, you can usually put 2 and 2 together
Gooper Blooper: okay!
harp: if widow maker says the thing i'll cry
harp: and maybe shove money
Draco: You mean...all along...Spy was bringing back Ranamon?!
Melting Sheep: RANAMON IS NEVER COMING BACK
Melting Sheep: sorry, reflex
harp: look ranamon is advanced bitches only
Melting Sheep: ranamon is ADVANCED DEAD
harp: yes
Melting Sheep: Where she shall stay and rrrrrot
harp: she's a dead bitch
harp: it's okay
harp: we have AUs for her to exist again
harp: where you don't need to handle it
harp: it's okay
harp: you're free.
harp: perhaps not from Grumblemon's nose
harp: but from Ranamon.
Jumpropeman: Dark Matter Ranamon
Melting Sheep: I see
Melting Sheep: I see now
Melting Sheep: I must destroy all other dimensions
Melting Sheep becomes Dark Matter
harp: i tried
---
RubyChao: "People seem to forget why ET was a failure all the time, although that's possibly because they forget almost every single Atari 2600 game ever made is nearly unplayable or boring garbage by default." ouch
Gooper Blooper: odyssey triggered
Gooper Blooper: (a lot of 2600 stuff IS kind of not worth playing beyond historical purposes though, kek. Most of its' best games are better played on another system.)
Gooper Blooper: except, of course, for that all-time classic
Gooper Blooper: Pressure Cooker
Jumpropeman: Chase the Chuck Wagon, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Math Gran Prix, Bumper Bash... he may have a point :V
Jumpropeman: Canyon Bomber, Off the Wall, Human Cannonball, Blackjack...
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, like... Phoenix and Galaxian are good 2600 games
Gooper Blooper: but their arcade versions are better
Jumpropeman: Activision was usually a safe bet for decent Atari 2600 games
Jumpropeman: they have stinkers too of course
Jumpropeman: Spider Fighter was fun
Jumpropeman: it's also just fun to say Spider Fighter
Gooper Blooper: Spiders! Punch 'em!
Gooper Blooper: *Cordie sweats nervously*
RubyChao: god
RubyChao: you guys just want to MURDER odyssey
---
Jumpropeman: *backspaces the "shoot your goo my dude" reference from my post*
Jumpropeman: Cirnoil's powers can very easily slip into weird places
---
Bree: it's brine!!
Bree: get his ass!!
Cornwind Evil: Got it
Cornwind Evil holds up a donkey covered with pictures of cool ladies.
Cornwind Evil: Now what?
Jumpropeman: cornwind how dare
Jumpropeman: that's his supply chain D:
---
Jumpropeman: hmm
Jumpropeman: who do I have who can have their illnesses resurge
Jumpropeman: *has Crocomire get a cold*
Melting Sheep: An alien cold with wacky side effects that will engineer high energy hijinks?!!!1!
Jumpropeman: *gives Voyd her foot back?*
Jumpropeman: ...
Jumpropeman: oh
Jumpropeman: oh god
Jumpropeman: I have Claire
Jumpropeman: restoring a lot of characters' former illnesses and injuries is probably a little cruel by default, but I should probably spare claire
RubyChao: yeah, claire would be a bit... much
Jumpropeman: srspost
Melting Sheep: Aw
Melting Sheep: I mean
Melting Sheep: uh
Melting Sheep: DON'T
Melting Sheep: do the sad thing?
Jumpropeman: I did a DIFFERENT sad thing
Melting Sheep: Cirno being unable to open a jar of pickles isn't sad, JRM
Jumpropeman: it is when you realize she's inside the jar
---
Melting Sheep: "Mongolian-Manchurian Megadeus"
Melting Sheep: I don't know what this is and I'm already hype!
RubyChao: it's you, sheep
RubyChao: it was always you.
Melting Sheep: The plot was inside me all alo-
Melting Sheep gratuitous gibbets of blood and guts erupt, coating the walls, as the plot bursts out of his shell like an Alien chestburster
---
Jumpropeman: link
Draco: lol
Melting Sheep: I like that there's a Bears stat.
Draco: They say the minimum score you need in that stat to advance is the Bear Necessity. ;)
Melting Sheep shatters violently
---
Jumpropeman: https://i.redd.it/vjc6wspl8lo51.jpg
beep beep: oh god
Draco: Firm buns
RubyChao: how dare you spoil honoka's secrets
---
beep beep: Al
beep beep: Mosthome
Jumpropeman: Al Mosthome is a good name for a character
beep beep: :v
Gooper Blooper: instantly thought of this
beep beep: Same feel
Jumpropeman: parking over two spaces
Jumpropeman: that's how you know he's the villain
---
Gooper Blooper: Xyra no
Jumpropeman: oh no, xbox's awful naming convention backfired, how unexpected.
Gooper Blooper: Who could have POSSIBLY seen it coming.
Gooper Blooper: *anguished cries of Wii U emanate from nearby storage box*
---
Hooded Pitohui: It's. THE. CAPE.
Hooded Pitohui: You all have no context for it but The Cape is my absolute Symphogear obsession because, gaaaaah, everything else in that show is explained or reappears but this ridiculously overpowered cape just Exists in S2 with no explanation.
Melting Sheep: Oh wait
Melting Sheep: Is that Maria's cape?
Hooded Pitohui: It's Maria's cape.
RubyChao: Maria's caaaape.
Gooper Blooper: I'm cackling because I don't need context
Gooper Blooper: HP's reaction has been enough
RubyChao: ahuhuhuhuhu
Gooper Blooper: It's the equivalent of dropping Sally in RP just to get a reaction from Sheep
RubyChao: basically!!
Melting Sheep: I remember the cape because it was animated more obsessively than even the characters in the show.
Hooded Pitohui: That gotterdammering cape has plagued me for a year now. Not because I hate it mind you! I just... it's... I actually don't have words to describe my emotions regarding the cape. It's just one of my signature obsessions (TM), a minor, minor element of a work of fiction I focus in on haaaaard
Gooper Blooper: A major part of RP is finding little things in media and making them bigger things
Hooded Pitohui: I should focus on posting but I knooooow Sheep! And it wasn't even part of her Gear! It had no reason to block swords and bullets and falling burning rubble but here we are!
Bree: I'm glad to hear that ren is perfectly one hundred percent Correct in her assessment that this cape needs to be taken care of
Bree: it's OP
(later)
Hooded Pitohui: "However, the cape is still going. It wraps around Maria, completely hiding her from view as it starts to spin wildly!" - SHE'S DOING THE THING!
Mel Returns: ah, yes, she's meta knight now.
RubyChao: i love the cape tornado.
Hooded Pitohui: I just remember it as the absolute most OP power of an already clearly OP cape. I swear I wouldn't even care about the cape had it just... never been explained! They could have called it a Relic and I could have moved on with my life, but, no, it's just a normal cape.
Mel Returns: part of me just wants to rip the cape off just so that Kindra can study it and i can make a pseudoexplaination to put Pito's mind at ease.
Hooded Pitohui: Ahahaha, I appreciate the sentiment, Harps.
RubyChao: 5:03 if you want to see CAPE TORNADO
RubyChao: it's only for a few seconds
RubyChao: but it's worth seeing
Hooded Pitohui: Chao can attest that I am just like this though.
Bree: "it's just a normal cape"?????
Bree: seriously???
Mel Returns: "it's got nanomachines and microfibers woven into it, making it durable and capable of feats once unknown-" -Kindra
Gooper Blooper: give the cape to an HP character to give them a massive buff
Gooper Blooper: I nominate Tressa
Hooded Pitohui: For example, me clinging onto the two bridge crew members who weren't even named early on and just ran the computers and deciding they are my children
Bree: "bitch fuckin stole it from doctor strange" declares kindra
Mel Returns: "shit, son, god made this cape real fuckin good and now it's my new goal to transcend god" - Larissa
Mel Returns: kindra loudly declares
Mel Returns: "META KNIIIIGHT~"
Bree: let's give the cape to jack spicer
Mel Returns: *just kirby avalanche things*
Gooper Blooper: Harpy, she says it exactly like- I KNEW IT
Hooded Pitohui: Jack with the cape would be pretty cool
Mel Returns: bitch i got this
Mel Returns: ilu tho
---
Jumpropeman: would anyone object if I voted on the 100 fites?
RubyChao: i would be down!
Hooded Pitohui: Not at all.
RubyChao: it's the grand finale to FYM outside of event fites and there's a hundred of the dang things
RubyChao: go ahead and vote
Gooper Blooper: Please do!
Gooper Blooper: I must see you be forced to pick between Rachel and Xyra
Draco: I would object if you DIDN'T vote.
Mel Returns: dude this is the last time you'll ever do it
Mel Returns: well... for now
Bree: absolutely, dude, vote your heart out!
Mel Returns: might as well
RubyChao: the Funky Cops jobbing hard in BBB9 after you gave them your top vote
RubyChao: is a great example of how you can be trusted :V
Jumpropeman: >pick between rachel and xyra
Jumpropeman: never mind not voting-
Gooper Blooper: WHO'S IT GONNA BE JRM
Gooper Blooper: ONE NERD LEFT STANDING
---
RubyChao: link
Jumpropeman: those korone expressions
Mel Returns: AMAZING MEATUBALLU
Hooded Pitohui: I finally decided to see what this girl was about and watched her SMB English stream the other night, and my thanks to you all for introducing me to Korone.
---
Jumpropeman: its kinda wild that in a console generation where practically no movie gets a video game anymore, they made a side-scrolling platformer for Xbox One and PS4 out of the Peanut Movie of all things
Jumpropeman: *peanuts
Gooper Blooper: coming 2022
Gooper Blooper: Baby Nut Movie
Mel Returns: no...
RubyChao: don't you mean
ivel: as long as we don't get a game for Puppymonkeybaby
Mel Returns: nooo...
Jumpropeman: Imagine Party Baby Nutz
---
RubyChao: dark star maria still had enough of her innate morality that she couldn't kill her counterpart
RubyChao: so
RubyChao: prime maria has spent the entire past week locked in enzo bron's guest bedroom :V
Bree: honoka slowly sliiiides into view like "you know what this girl who just got rescued from a hostage situation needs? BREAD."
Gooper Blooper: Honoka dumps bread on Maria
Jumpropeman: next time you're kidnapped and starving, remember honoka's bakery!
Gooper Blooper: just a whole basket
Bree: honoka gets both marias to sit at the same table
Bree: and then judges them on how much bread they can eat
Bree: loser gets free bread
Bree: winner gets... also bread
Jumpropeman: is that where the phrase break bread comes from
Gooper Blooper: Ah yes, since Dark Matter thralls don't eat
Gooper Blooper: BOTH Marias will require The Breadening
Bree: I didn't know that dark matter thralls don't eat. I just figured honoka would be like "this girl is traumatized from spending years possessed by an evil parasite. ...I'd better give her lots of bread!"
RubyChao: bread is ALWAYS the solution.
RubyChao: it worked for Tachi!!!
Bree: even more reasons to bury them in bread!!!
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, I don't know how much it came up but they CAN eat but don't have to
Gooper Blooper: They don't starve or anything, Dark Matter nourishes them
Gooper Blooper: It was an incidental detail I added to emphasize how they're all Dark Matter's puppets and toys
Hooded Pitohui: Please give the Marias plenty of bread.
Mel Returns: i need to focus and not make bread memes
Bree: yet another hole is put in olympia as skeiron somehow crashes onto the scene from below yelling "THIS UNIT HEARD THE WORD BREAD"
Bree: everyone's like "skeiron where did you come from why were you down there" "this unit does not know. this unit only remembers bread"
Bree: "it is all a haze of bread in this unit's mind"
Gooper Blooper: he was just chilling at the GHZ entrance pretending to be an appliance so the forgotlings would accept him
Draco: Hanamura confirmed to have eaten pudding while hanging out with Maria.
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, they can eat if they want to, it's not a plot hole if someone's thrall ate something
Bree: was it... BREAD pudding
Jumpropeman: cirnoil was definitely eating before she was freed :V
---
RubyChao: since i never had the chance to introduce it organically
RubyChao: who wants to know what enzo's end goal was
Gooper Blooper: become Google
Melting Sheep: I bet it was-
Melting Sheep shot so Chao can explain it
RubyChao: i mean, basically, but the reason for that was because the guy had a strong belief in the concept of "if you have all existing data, you can perfectly extrapolate and predict all future events"
so enzo wanted to remove uncertainty from everyone's life by giving them a fully plotted out future life plan based on the algorithmic analysis of All The Data
RubyChao: there was a scrapped scene (due to merging it with maria) where close to plot day he would have gone on tv and introduced the new program by making Scarily Accurate Predictions about individual people
Jumpropeman: I think you can see why a Salvager would want to fund such a man
Bree: "I predict that the individual known as hong meiling will have sex with a lady next tuesday, thursday, AND friday"
Bree: "but not on wednesday."
Gooper Blooper: "also all the ladies will be beautiful"
RubyChao: meiling, end of the week: "how did he know???"
Jumpropeman: there must be holes in the algorithm
Jumpropeman: no way would she skip hump day
Gooper Blooper: *rimshot*
Bree: wednesday is komachiplot
Bree: some things are More Important
Gooper Blooper: But if only inorganic characters can attend, how can Meiling be there?!
Bree: you got me there actually, meiling's not going :V
Bree: but being concerned with her quest to help komachi would still be a mood killer for sexytimes
Bree: meiling really wants her frand to be happy!!!
Gooper Blooper: Hermes shows up wearing a green Meiling dress and hat
---
Melting Sheep: "but Bumper Bash did notice this alternate controller for
the system had an advantage the simple joystick controller did not. The
joystick controller only had one button, while the paddle controller
has TWO."
Melting Sheep distant sound of a sheet of glass dropped onto pavement
Gooper Blooper: Two buttons. The madmen.
Jumpropeman: it'll never catch on
Melting Sheep: "It’s not too surprising that sometimes the ball just seems to give up and take a break though"
Melting Sheep: It's a union ball!
Melting Sheep: About time pinballs were given some respect
---
Bree: I thought the "smile more" hopes and dreams tweet was viola because of the username
Bree: but it was jill
Gooper Blooper: it's canon
RubyChao: jill needs to :D more
RubyChao: so says honk
Gooper Blooper: "While in middle school Jill started wearing all black and got into occultism, even going so far as to write a blog about it under the username "Shadowmaster69." This blog would become an old shame for her later in life and she would do her best to hide it, although Alma manages to track it down."
Bree: kek
Bree: jill confirmed former goth
Bree: komachi, viola and stocking surround her, chanting "one of us, one of us"
Gooper Blooper: goff
---
Jumpropeman: Amazon announced Luna, a streaming platform similar to Stadia. Twitter has some very good takes about it, most of all how Switch Pro Controller was trending but Luna wasn't as everyone kept saying Amazon stole the pro controller's design for their controller :V
Jumpropeman: "It's honestly pretty brave of Amazon to see Stadia slam into the wall and everyone in the Stadia car burn alive after their bones were all crushed to gravel and go "no. We can do it. We're different.""
---
Bree: *almost writes "as everyone caught their breath..."*
Bree: *realizes that almost nobody on this plot actually breathes*
Bree: fack
RubyChao: ruukoto can pretend to breathe!!
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CharDev: *looks at game hoard review*
CharDev: *thinks, "wow that dog's so fluffy he can fly!*
CharDev: *oh its just the protag woman's hair*
Jumpropeman: oh wow
Jumpropeman: that would be one fluffy dog
CharDev: terrible, worst game, does not have flying dogs
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CharDev: Dia's new desk
CharDev: i also have a big ol table
CharDev: and i'm all like
CharDev: "ah, excellent, this event gave me TWO CHAIRS as the ultimate prize."
CharDev: "one even sits 8 people, but i don't have 7 friends and ivel doesn't play as much"
Jumpropeman: Dia's doing Very Important Business
Jumpropeman: probably drawing some monsters on those maps
Jumpropeman: to let people know there be monsters
CharDev: basically
Jumpropeman: and since its Mabi there are!
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Hooded Pitohui: srspost
Hooded Pitohui: I actually lost the post I had originally been crafting due to the document I was writing it in deciding to fail, so it's a bit short
Jumpropeman: in the original version, Hermes said "Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Hooded Pitohui: JRM, do you ever have
Hooded Pitohui: A sound
Hooded Pitohui: Just, a specific sound
Hooded Pitohui: that a character makes
Hooded Pitohui: that you can hear in your head
Hooded Pitohui: and have no idea how to properly convey in written text
Jumpropeman: I can certainly say there's some mannerisms I hope are conveyed properly but still fear aren't :V
Hooded Pitohui: Because even in the original post, I edited that "whoa" into four different forms before settling back on "whoa" because I decided nothing conveyed it better even though it wasn't quite right
Hooded Pitohui: Ah, mannerisms are even worse in that regard!
Hooded Pitohui: That's a feeling I know acutely
Jumpropeman: link this video and you're good
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Jumpropeman: "This time around, she's accompanied by Maria Cadenzavna Eve."
Jumpropeman: I misread that as
Jumpropeman: "This time she's surrounded by Maria Cadenzavna Eve"
RubyChao: no, that's if we had prime maria as well
Jumpropeman: Maria just holding her arms out and shuffling in an orbit around Tachi
Jumpropeman: "MY FRIEND! NO TOUCH"
Mobile Draco: Maria Christmas Eve
Gooper Blooper: Chao will be happy to know that when I updated the barchives for his recent plot
Gooper Blooper: I finally was able to spell Cadenzavna without help
Gooper Blooper: she's over the hump
Jumpropeman: the fact the first part of the name is jut the word cadenza helps me not have trouble
RubyChao: yaaaaaaaaaay!!!
Gooper Blooper: I still like memeing her name though
Gooper Blooper: maria costanza eve
Gooper Blooper: maria candelabra eve
RubyChao: maria credenza eve
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Gooper Blooper: I got an email about the latest third-party nintendo direct
Gooper Blooper: you have my attention
CharDev: oh fuck
CharDev: oh shit
CharDev: there's a magical girl i'm RPing her the moment i play this game
CharDev: i cannot avoid character overload but by gum i'm gonna enjoy things
CharDev: until people tell me to slow down
Gooper Blooper: comes out right in the middle of Season 11, too
CharDev: well shit i guess werewolf girl
CharDev: is out
CharDev: demon girls are in
CharDev: but what if both
Gooper Blooper: link
CharDev: i feel like the woman in white
CharDev: feels like a brinechar
Gooper Blooper: I liked how first I saw the girl in white with big bahongas, but then I noticed the succubus to the left of her with gazonkagodonkers
Gooper Blooper: and then
CharDev: or maybe it's just symphogear Kindra but ultra sexy
Gooper Blooper: up and to the right
Gooper Blooper: just a fuckin gigantic bazookaganookadidgeridoos
CharDev: THIS IS A BOOB TO SURPASS BOOBIES
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(Re: The Land Before Time)
Jumpropeman: this movie involves them finding the Big Water, which they have no concept for having never seen such a huge body of water
Jumpropeman: but Cera knows what a Sea is for the purpose of these lyrics
Melting Sheep: You did it, JRM
Melting Sheep: You found the one logical fallacy in this movie
Jumpropeman: I'm still proud of my analysis that Land Before Time 5 is a political metaphor for a refugee crisis
Jumpropeman: you can take everything else from me
Jumpropeman: but I'll still have that
Jumpropeman: the first 5 land before times I know I've seen all the way through
Jumpropeman: up to 10 I think I saw bits and pieces
Jumpropeman: but after that nothing for sure
Gooper Blooper: more importantly, JRM has played The Land Before Time: Into The Mysterious Beyond for the GBA
Jumpropeman: that's right bitches, I WENT to the Mysterious Beyond
(later)
RubyChao: okay the WILDEST thing i found about this
RubyChao: is that it took six years
RubyChao: THEN they started milling the series
Melting Sheep: I don't remember how long the animated series lasted on top of all the movies
RubyChao: THERE WAS A WHAT
RubyChao: i mean i shouldn't be surprised, every mildly successful animated film in the late 80s and the 90s received an animated series
RubyChao: but still
RubyChao: wat
Melting Sheep: The animated series came out way late among all the movies, but I don't remember when
ivel: the animated series started airing after movie 12
ivel: it was early 2007
Melting Sheep: Ah, that sounds right
RubyChao: >2007
RubyChao: okay that's just
Melting Sheep: Thanks
RubyChao: you gotta be fucking with me
RubyChao: "land before time animated series" sounds SO MUCH like something from the 90s
Melting Sheep: Chao
Melting Sheep: You have to understand
Melting Sheep: This is the Land Before TIME
Bree: time did not exist in the 90s
Melting Sheep: The span of humanity's existence is but a but a mote that has not even shown yet
Bree: but it did in the 2000s, that's why chao is confused!
Melting Sheep: A single second will not have spilled across the universe before the last Last Land Before Time has come out on VHS
Bree: in fact
Melting Sheep: only then shall the cosmos move
Bree: just a year before, in 2006
Bree: dick mcfakescientist won the nobel prize for discovering time!
RubyChao: oh shit
Bree: so land before time couldn't possibly have been created in 2007!
RubyChao: so THAT's why my internet accounts only go back to 2006
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Gooper Blooper: link
Melting Sheep: Ah
Melting Sheep: It's the face I'm currently making.
CharDev: that look of
CharDev: utter disgust.
Gooper Blooper: hand me anotha bagga dem rips
CharDev: anyway i am ready for bed
Gooper Blooper: nite harpy
RubyChao: night!
Gooper Blooper: link
Hooded Pitohui: Goodnight, Harps.
CharDev: stop distracting me with ripples!
Jumpropeman: awww
Jumpropeman: that's a cute ripple
Gooper Blooper: she has a surprisingly large amount of fanart for being so minor
Gooper Blooper: but I'm pretty sure Dat Bad Ending stuck with a lot of people
Jumpropeman: cute nerdy pigtail queen is a good design
Hooded Pitohui: >JRM implying that not all Ripples are adorable
Jumpropeman: this is the hill I will die on
CharDev: i mean, it stuck with korone
CharDev: "EH?"
RubyChao: she looked good when she was evil
Jumpropeman: *keeps scrolling through Ripple fanart looking for the non cute one*
Gooper Blooper: there's one artist who reinvented her as, like
Gooper Blooper: a huge burly stocky lady who loves King Dedede
Gooper Blooper: which is an interesting take but not exactly conventionally cute
CharDev: okay you can't say that and not show me
Melting Sheep: Yeah, now I'm curious
Hooded Pitohui: Indeed. I fear we must see, now.
Melting Sheep: I demand Ripple the Ogre
Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: link
CharDev: i am
CharDev: totally stealing that puyo ripple design
RubyChao: i burst out laughing
Melting Sheep: She looks like a KND character!
RubyChao: that gives me vibes of the Toph from the ember island players episode of avatar
CharDev: suddenly arle can do her magitech thesis with ripple
CharDev: that sure is a KND thing
RubyChao: compare the actor version to the character
CharDev: also the fuck you doing here lusamine
RubyChao: "The reason why Toph's actor is a beast of a man is because nobody who actually faced Toph was willing to admit that they were beaten to smithereens by a little girl."
Hooded Pitohui: That was my first thought, too, Sheep!
Jumpropeman: toph is best character from avatar
CharDev: basically
CharDev: anyway i have overstayed my welcome
Melting Sheep: What
Melting Sheep: Uncle is the best character
Melting Sheep: I will die on this hill
Jumpropeman: oh snap
Jumpropeman: don't make me choose sheep
Jumpropeman: because I'll choose Iroh
CharDev: i thought of uncle from jackie chan adventures before i realized "that's not the topic, harpy"
RubyChao: what always makes that scene for me is her :D reaction
Melting Sheep: you blind fool
Melting Sheep: but Uncle Iroh will take you back into the fold
Melting Sheep: because that is who he is
CharDev: time to nite
Jumpropeman: he would accept that I tried to spread love to others
CharDev: goodbye
CharDev: i read that as "i tried to spread germs to others"
Melting Sheep: :I
CharDev: and i'm like "yeah we were all kids once"
Melting Sheep: Were we?
CharDev: maybe you werent because you're an eldrich being
ivel: I'll never forgive Iroh
Melting Sheep: :I
CharDev left the chat
Melting Sheep room of dramatic gasps into abrupt silence at ivel's proclamation
Gooper Blooper: ping-ping best avatar character
Jumpropeman: Ping-ping does the right things
Jumpropeman: wait no
Jumpropeman: Ping-Ping does the right thing-things
Jumpropeman: Ping-Ping wears a swing wing
Gooper Blooper: it's a wing ding
ivel: four words, sheep
ivel: leaves from the vine.
Jumpropeman: five words sheep
Jumpropeman: do it for the vine.
Gooper Blooper: damn, only found the most ridiculous Ripple The Ogre AFTER harpy left
ivel: "She's Donkey Gong!"
ivel: yes, gong, not kong
Gooper Blooper: konkey dong
ivel: she specified I send that as she said it :U
Melting Sheep: Ripple looks more like a Looney Tunes character in that one
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Hooded Pitohui: Really appreciating how this forum glitch makes it look like Harps is jumping up from behind JRM and about to grab him
Melting Sheep: LOOK OUT
Melting Sheep: SHE'S COMING FOR YA, JRM
Gooper Blooper: chill mole can't hear us, he has airpods on
Melting Sheep: OOH, JRM
Melting Sheep: SHE'S GOT A DIA, JRM
Jumpropeman: chill mole had it too good for too long
CharDev: wait what
I guess Zeldoten and Pudge are coming back for Sherlock Plot.
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