Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 368: Somebooioop Once Told Me

Jumpropeman: new desktop wallpaper y/n
Draco: Fred dabbing or the screenshot?
Bree: new forum avatar
Jumpropeman: the screenshot
Jumpropeman: it would be cruel to pick just one
Draco: Answer: yes.
Jumpropeman: I appreciate that wilma is the only one dabbing in a different direction
Draco: Til dab do they part.
Jumpropeman: I can't post a screenshot of my desktop because it's spoiler city
Jumpropeman: the spoiler being that dabbing Fred Flintstone is the secret boss of the Salvagers
Bree: you keep spoilers on your desktop?
Bree: I keep my spoilers in my chao
Bree: I said, making a joke and hoping that chao gets the joke
RubyChao: i can confirm i am a Spoiler Storage Unit
Jumpropeman: I bet chao keeps open tabs for his spoiler storage
Draco: Yeah, Chao asks me for plot spoilers sometimes, like how Yohane is going to use a TE pill to destroy Don Karnage or how Sanae is going to fist fight the moon.
RubyChao: i don't
RubyChao: that eats memory
RubyChao: i use notepad files
Bree: chao keeps open tabs because he believes all tabs should be open
Bree: he's a staunch activist for free-range tabs
Draco: Does he yodel to get more tabs?
RubyChao: not that you know of
Bree: no, his parents asked him not to
RubyChao: that's illegal, after all
Bree: he lures the tabs with free books
Draco: Gasp!
Bree: yeah he's caught like eleven tabs of patchouli fanart
Bree: the bait's really effective on 'em

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Draco: I found this trying to find something more sinister but I want to find a use for it in RP.

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Magnified Sheep screaming into the night as he tries to make the planets converge and create a plot event

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pizza o’ clock: I don’t think I have a salvager character
Ghengis Jenga: It's chick and stew isn't it sk :U
pizza o’ clock: FAKE NEWS
Gooper Blooper: No no
Gooper Blooper: It's only ONE of them
Gooper Blooper: for drama
RubyChao: i've got it
RubyChao: Chick is a Salvager
RubyChao: but Stew
RubyChao: is Dark Matter
Draco: My Salvager is Claire, because Clownpiece is keeping her.
Gooper Blooper: Stew is just Chick's Dark Star counterpart

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Draco: Alright..................................................................I need to find a cute girl with some kind of talent to try murdering everyone to get on the lifeboat.
Magnified Sheep: Pick an anime
Magnified Sheep: any anime.
Draco: Fire Force?
Magnified Sheep: Fire Force has no cute girls.
Gooper Blooper: Well
Magnified Sheep: NONE
Gooper Blooper: no cute girls that aren't taken, that is
Draco: Okay, how about Black Clover?
Magnified Sheep: I'm sure you could find one somewhere
Magnified Sheep: tons and tons of characters
Gooper Blooper: don't forget SAO
Magnified Sheep: Never heard of it.
Draco: SAO = Super Ario Others?
Draco: Salvager Labrys.
Magnified Sheep: Find a cute girl from this anime.
Draco: Challenge accepted.
Draco goes back to sleep.

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Magnified Sheep: https://youtube.com/watch?v=vu_arjp2gzU
Gooper Blooper: holy smokes, captain.
Draco: Damn. That blonde lady is...skinny.
Magnified Sheep: Her tissues must be made of paper.
Gooper Blooper: "It's me. :3"
ivel: "It's the same person I chased this morning! Only it wasn't a person, dad, I think it's a woman!"
Gooper Blooper: NOT A WOMAN?!

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Draco: Found my Salvager.
Gooper Blooper: Clearly a Salvager.
Draco: Move her a little and you'll see her barcode.
HereComesHarphype: ya'll trippin

ivel: ...
ivel: I clicked on the yamcha pose tag
ivel: never underestimate ANY tag's ability to have lewd.
HereComesHarphype: uh
HereComesHarphype: wow.

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Draco: I already like Saturn. :)
Gooper Blooper: I liked her as soon as I played Nep vs Hard Girls, and I liked her in RP as soon as her DYM vote went up
Jumpropeman: YOU FOOLS, THAT'S JUST WHAT SHE WANTS
Gooper Blooper: WHAT IF I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY, WHAT THEN
Gooper Blooper: SEGA SATURN SHIRO
HereComesHarphype: is that legal?
HereComesHarphype: (its legal, because i said so.)
Draco: Well, good. I want her to be happy.
Draco: DeMonde's breaking up with Gale and dating Saturn now.
Jumpropeman: JOKES ON YOU
Jumpropeman: Gale's breaking up with DeMonde to date Saturn!
HereComesHarphype: sucks to be both of you, i'm about to have sammy date saturn.
Draco: Oh, okay. That works. :)
HereComesHarphype: *dabs*
Draco: Sammy and Saturn make a cute couple.
Jumpropeman: sucks to be anyone, Saturn is the last straight woman on Olympia
HereComesHarphype: WELL
Draco: WELL
Jumpropeman: WELL
HereComesHarphype: guess that means I'll throw Troy at her ;V
HereComesHarphype: as the last person playing any sort of dateable dudes
Draco: Guess it's Bart's turn.
Brinehammer: Brinecast collectively slumps

RubyChao: wow harpy
RubyChao: way to bury Kennedy
RubyChao: he's totally datable!!
RubyChao: and, uh... ummm... yeah, Kennedy
HereComesHarphype: kennedy doesn't strike me as actively looking for love but you're right
HereComesHarphype: i'm just saying, i got dudes
RubyChao: (you are correct that he's currently not seeking a relationship)
Jumpropeman: but how can Maya and Kennedy hate-love each other then D:
HereComesHarphype: many dudes
HereComesHarphype: i don't make dudes i wouldn't consider dating unless they're villains.
HereComesHarphype: and even then
HereComesHarphype: possibly still might consider it.
Jumpropeman: meanwhile, I'm not sure I could stand a lot of my ladies in real life :V
HereComesHarphype: and there goes the secret of making harpchars
RubyChao: how else will we get our shoujo villain content
ivel: HereComesHarphype: as the last person playing any sort of date able dudes
ivel points at Knud
Jumpropeman: Cirno would have to spend most of her day in the kennel
HereComesHarphype: yeah i wouldn't want to be the one dating knud
ivel: really though I have the Saints :U
Jumpropeman: Phoenix is the most eligible bachelor
Gooper Blooper: most eligible of the 100 bachelors
Jumpropeman: Saturn is very picky with her men. They have to enjoy Sega Saturn games
ivel: enjoy Saturn games? She'll be single forever!
Jumpropeman: the funny thing is I really like my Saturn :V
Jumpropeman: I've been looking for other cheap saturn games
Jumpropeman: Battlesport is unfortunately 706 dollars used
HereComesHarphype: fucking disgusting

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HereComesHarphype: debating on whether to actually answer 'where's kirby?' and feel stupid about the answer.
Gooper Blooper: Kirby's probably halfway across the galaxy dealing with some OTHER godbeast
Jumpropeman: Kirby is fighting Einst's brother, Tein
Gooper Blooper: White Mountain Forever
Jumpropeman: no no no
Jumpropeman: WHITE MOUNTAIN ALWAYS!
Draco: WHITE MOUNTAIN TEMPORARILY!
Jumpropeman: WHITE MOUNTAIN FOR A BIT!
ivel: Gray Canyon Occasionally

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(JRM retools Saturn of the Sega Hard Girls and she promptly becomes popular)

Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: "is it my turn to be beloved yet"
Magnified Sheep: No.
Magnified Sheep: Next question

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Munch Sheep (Magnified Sheep) joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hi Munch
Munch Sheep: Hullo
Jumpropeman: *feeds sheep my chuck e. cheese Handy's Pizza tickets*
Munch Sheep refuses to hand out prizes and breaks down
Jumpropeman: it's just like real life =o

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Gooper Blooper: thank you for coming to my ridiculous bravely meme kirby plot
MehHarp: it was kracko all along.

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Ghengis Jenga: Okay I have plans now
Ghengis Jenga: They're good plans
Munch Sheep hides Del's plans
Munch Sheep replaces them with Aiko Suffering

Ghengis Jenga: Aiko suffering is old plan
Ghengis Jenga: New plan is Aiko being happy
Munch Sheep SHOCK

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Munch Sheep: votes
Munch Sheep: are finally up
Munch Sheep: Never ask me for anything ever again.
RubyChao: sheep
RubyChao: you need to vote on the robot rumble
Munch Sheep: No.
Gooper Blooper: XD
Munch Sheep: I'll vote on that later though, yeah

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Munch Sheep: Grey Moon is way more connected to food than I originally envisioned for this character.
RubyChao: can you blame him
RubyChao: food is good!
RubyChao: just ask bikkie
Munch Sheep: It is.
RubyChao: not only does she like food, she even likes More Food!
Jumpropeman: to play devil's advocate, food sucks
Munch Sheep: Wow
Draco: DR. PEPPER SUCKS.
RubyChao: does that include bread, JRM?
Jumpropeman: geeze, you throw your lot in with satan and suddenly everyone's against you!
Munch Sheep: Should have gone with Salem's lot
Gooper Blooper: SAYYYYYTANNNNNHH
RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1875794
Jumpropeman: cry some more
Jumpropeman: bread is the WORST FOOD
Jumpropeman changed name to Darkropematter
Draco: GASP
Draco: Jumpropeman's turned his back on the ZFRP universe! :O
Darkropematter: that's right!
Darkropematter: now I'm looking at some other universe!
Draco takes over Fite Yer Mates.
Darkropematter: It's got cool shit like harmonica bands
Darkropematter: we don't even have ONE of those

(later)

Darkropematter changed name to Jumpropeman

Jumpropeman: oh look at that the dark matter left my body
Jumpropeman: it wasn't the love of my friends that expelled it, it was just that dark matter found me too boring to stick around
Draco: That's why I'm always so quiet when it's just us. :U
Jumpropeman: I thought we were having holding our breath contests D:
Jumpropeman: well, at least I won them all if that's not the case
Jumpropeman: UNDEFEATED
Draco: It's true. You are undefeated. D;

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Jumpropeman: Cirno qualifies for the monster wiki
Jumpropeman: look at this vile monster
Draco: And Cirno too.
ivel: so are koa and meiling
Draco: "As a fairy, she is surprisingly strong, potentially the strongest of her kind." <- You can tell she didn't write this article.
ivel: and tupai

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Jumpropeman: link
Jumpropeman: hey look, discount Patchouli
Draco: Who is speaking? Bootleg Patchouli?
Jumpropeman: yeah
Draco: She's totally a bootleg. The only difference is she looks like she's been eating food as fake as she is.
ANCHOR SHOT: Bootleg Patchy and Bootleg Koa
Draco: Brutal. XD
ANCHOR SHOT: I'm imagining bootleg Koa and oh no it's bad
Draco: Oh no! 😱
Jumpropeman: I clicked on it originally because it looked like a bootleg kappa :V
Jumpropeman: she even has the nitori squiggle on her headphones
Jumpropeman: Chizuru is her name
Draco: So it's Bootleg Chiharu then?
Jumpropeman: trim the hair, change the colors, and you're golden

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Match Sheep joined the chat
Draco: Hi Sheep.
Match Sheep: Hello
Match Sheep: It is I
Draco gives Sheep praise and bologna.
Match Sheep will take the bologna

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Match Sheep: "Oh gosh, okay, um, we're NOT staying here. C'mon, with me-"
Match Sheep: SEI GOT A VOICE CREDIT
Gooper Blooper: I finally ran out of reasons to keep excluding her from literally everything :V
Gooper Blooper: STILL NO TEXT COLOR THOUGH
Gooper Blooper: YA VULTURES

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Draco: Okay, this is one of the weirdest things I've seen advertised on Youtube: some kind of jaw muscle training thing that you have to put in your mouth and bite down on. So weird.
lurk: uuuh
lurk: i dunno about that, fam
ivel: I've seen stuff like that
ivel: I partially wonder why you'd need to train those muscles, but
lurk: ...well, i thought of one thing but none of you would like the answer.
lurk: so instead i'll say "we're training to become gorons"
Draco: lol
Draco: Supposedly it makes your face look younger, but I couldn't see a difference in their Before/After pictures.
Jumpropeman: I vaguely remember seeing those before
ivel: what I hate are products with clearly different people in the before and after pictures
Gooper Blooper: Kirby after using the jaw trainer
lurk: OH NO
lurk: this is cursed
Gooper Blooper: before and after photos with Xyra as the before and Xyra X as the after
Gooper Blooper: I WAS A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS!
Draco: So cursed! XD

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Jumpropeman: harpchar?
RubyChao: which one?
Gooper Blooper: both of them, of course
lurk: *looks*
lurk: *gives a panicked look to goops*
Gooper Blooper: *is already buried in cute witches*
lurk: oh no
lurk: stop, i'm already buried in chars i have to juggle
lurk: I CAN'T GIVE UP ON CLARA
Draco: Why is Shimmer a witch now?
lurk: needs to pay her bills, still don't got no job
lurk: *she may actually have a job.

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Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=tSLWXeLDUnk
Draco: Sosser
lurk: oh god yes
Gooper Blooper: hahahaha
Draco: If you keep doing those memes, I am going to insert Ronaldinho as a Salvager.
lurk: they kidnapped mundial
Gooper Blooper: Summary of tonight
RubyChao: is it too late to retcon that into the final post
Draco: ....oh my god that's so perfect.
Gooper Blooper: I'm mad I didn't find it earlier but glad I at least found it today.

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lurk: best approximate pic of Yang right now
Gooper Blooper: nice!
Jumpropeman: awwww!
Gooper Blooper: best approximate pic of Yang right now
lurk: i mean i did get her name from there but only because i recently watched a critique on RWBY
lurk: but yang's good people, both of them

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Draco: Okay, I'm not sure this Picture-to-Sound thing is quite accurate. Unless you too think of a music box playing "Jingle Bells" when you see Zeldoten.
Jumpropeman: well she does have a big sack of goodies...
Draco: This is true, JRM. She stole them.

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N Goat: Alright, time for
N Goat sigh
N Goat: Black Clover
RubyChao: they
RubyChao: they changed the opening narration entirely
RubyChao: i feel uncomfortable
N Goat: They still say Wizard King, so it's fine

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Matching Sheep deploys diplomacy
Matching Sheep in the form of aerial bombardment

Draco: Sheep enjoys aggressive negotiations.

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Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4014871
Jumpropeman: business parsee is always a good look
Gooper Blooper: her BEST look if I do say so myself
Jumpropeman: I haven't seen her in an otter costume yet so I'm keeping my options open
Draco: Keep your eyes peeled in September! ;V
Gooper Blooper: believe me man, after tomorrow, you're never going to want to have anything to do with otters ever again
Gooper Blooper: bang.
straight chillin: i have ideas.
straight chillin: terrifying ideas.
Jumpropeman: how do you think parsee is getting the otter costume

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ivel: oh no
straight chillin: thats how troy feels sometimes.
straight chillin: and by extension, how i feel :V
straight chillin: even if how i feel is wrong.
Spap Succeeds: Osh: Mood
Spap Succeeds: Zeph: Brother no
straight chillin: Troy: bitch about to get heart starred, son
straight chillin: Troy: YOU CAN'T EVADE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP FOREVER YOU HO
Spap Succeeds: Zero: *sadly walks to the Hulk theme*
Spap Succeeds: Bass: Can I follow him
Spap Succeeds: Zeph: No
straight chillin: i was thinking more "a thousand miles" for Zero
Spap Succeeds: Bass: You do know I'm not going to be your doubles partner
Spap Succeeds: Zeph: *sadly puts away the tennis rackets*
Jumpropeman: and so Wazephyrus was born
straight chillin: Troy: I don't think- ...why do you even.

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Matching Sheep: "Conceptually, it is definitely intriguing to see how a character might be different in a different time or a world with different rules, so it’s no surprise the idea found purchase in places besides video games"
Matching Sheep: Places like ZFRP...

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Matching Sheep: Onto the the Firefly diary
Jumpropeman: oh boy
Matching Sheep: "And that about ends everything good I have to say about this game."
Matching Sheep: Oh.
Matching Sheep: For those of you playing along at home, there were precisely two sentences before this one.
Spap Succeeds: *slowly floats across the screen in various poses*
Jumpropeman: slowly?
Jumpropeman: how merciful
Matching Sheep: "For convenience’s sake I will refer to it mostly as The Firefly Diary from now on"
Matching Sheep: And that's when I realize just how little of a good time JRM had with this game.
Matching Sheep: "but if you are curious what the jumble of letters and a hashtag mean, it’s apparently an ugly stylization of Hotaru no Nikki"
Matching Sheep: I can't figure out where that capital L comes in
Matching Sheep: "its' mechanics seem a little gimmicky but potentially nifty."
Jumpropeman: 8I
Matching Sheep: "Your two firefly companions are each controlled by one of the Vita’s touchscreens."
Matching Sheep: So many finger smudges!
Matching Sheep: "Continuing on with Lumen problems, there is a visual feature where the position of the firefly will cause the shadows to bend and grow appropriately. This could seem like a nifty way to give Umbra new paths to travel, to get around dangerous foes, or make your own solutions to puzzles…"
Matching Sheep: !
Matching Sheep: "but the moment you switch to Umbra, all the shadows lock back to their predefined positions"
Matching Sheep: 8I

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Draco: Silly Agama bartender proposal: someone who just moved to Agama to open up a bar in a more relaxed culture but has no idea how to actually run a bar.
Del: cool stuff
Del: sean was a bartender for a bit back in vegas
Del: maybe he got his mixologist degree

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Hooded Pitohui joined the chat
Hooded Pitohui: I exist.
Jumpropeman: hi hooded pitohui
Jumpropeman: good work on existing
Hooded Pitohui: Thank you, I'm quite proud of the feat.
Draco: I don't believe you. :l

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Del: masks session update
Del: my gay kaiju girl did the shin godzilla laser
SteelKomodo: awesome
Del: and got mad at everyone
Draco: Good. She deserves to shoot lasers everywhere.
Del: yeah but now she's upset her team
Del: so next session will be a bunch of stress eating
Del: and talking about feelings
Draco: Oof. Just remember to burn those calories off (with lasers) or she'll get 90s Godzilla thighs.
Del: that might not be so bad for a 8 foot tall lesbian godzilla girl
Draco: It's that giant monster aesthetic, right? Big and atomic is beautiful?

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Hooded Pitohui: If you're here for the talky part, yes, not much is going on yet. This part is just... mingle, establish who is there, talk to Lyle, grill him a bit, do whatever. Heck, talk to Aurora if you want. Talk to Mystia if you want, but who would want to talk to Mystia.

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Gooper Blooper: SMARTCHAIRS
Hooded Pitohui: Miko is missing out on a major opportunity, I say! It's a revolutionary technology!
RubyChao: i couldn't resist mocking our discussion of Smart Devices
Hooded Pitohui: JRM, I'm sorry, but these are superb picks for the night
Jumpropeman: KP gonna save the day-
Gooper Blooper: That justification for the pulverizers
Gooper Blooper: "be in rain"
Gooper Blooper: I'm cackling
straight chillin: sorry i'm about to make the stupidest plan for Larissa right now
Gooper Blooper: bring on the stupid, we're fighting a lugia gijinka and an otter
Hooded Pitohui: It's true. And we're fighting the otter because of insurance fraud. I think it's pretty fine to bring all the stupid
Jumpropeman: someone remake that yoshi meme
Jumpropeman: but with lyle
Gooper Blooper: which one, he's had a few
Gooper Blooper: oh, tax fraud, of course
straight chillin: lugia is more serious
straight chillin: if only the dinosaurs weren't in jail for tax fraud.
Gooper Blooper:

Jumpropeman: there it is
Hooded Pitohui: Good work, Goops

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Matching Sheep: "I’m in. I flush. I’m out."
Gooper Blooper: Bang.
Matching Sheep: That's more information than I ever needed, sir
Matching Sheep: "Who? Who are you again?"
Matching Sheep: I don't think this will stand up in court.
Matching Sheep Soul Ghoulman manifests
Draco: Soul Ghoulman is a CHUMP.
Gooper Blooper: *Sarah rolls over and casts Holy*
Gooper Blooper: *Soul Ghoulman is banished to the abyss*
Matching Sheep: Public defenders get no respect.
Hooded Pitohui: I've actually been thinking a lot tonight about whether or not having your mind addled by mystical singing would be considered giving a confession under duress and rendered invalid
Hooded Pitohui: Unfortunately, there are, understandably, no sources or precedent on such matters
Matching Sheep: Time for a courtroom plot
Gooper Blooper: It would be invalid and let him get away IF YOU WERE A LAMER
straight chillin: time to finally break out DeBeste
Matching Sheep: Wow, some spicy takes tonight
RubyChao: hey now
RubyChao: captain you respects ghoulman!
RubyChao: he helped get her the light sentence!
Hooded Pitohui: I'm going to warn you all right now that if there's ever a courtroom plot and I'm requested, you are getting
Hooded Pitohui: this man
RubyChao: only if he overrules all objections without even listening
Hooded Pitohui: I would have it no other way
Matching Sheep: And he chucks somebody out of the courthouse

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Hooded Pitohui: I just really appreciate folks taking Lyle's favorite word and turning it against him. Just grinning over here, I am
Matching Sheep: "Bang. Just like that."
Matching Sheep: "Oh, and I suppose Nook will have to work on blacklisting you"
Matching Sheep: LYLE, LOOK OUT
Matching Sheep: THEY'VE GOT A BAT LYLE
Matching Sheep: OOH, THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR KNEES, LYLE
Draco: Wait...is that...IT IS! It's Crakmarrow! THEY ARE A BAT, LYLE!
Matching Sheep: OOH, LYLE
Matching Sheep: IT'S ALL GOING DARK, LYLE

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straight chillin: i actually have, in my mind, an imaginary threat Carvercorp would imagine that they can't fuck with the kobbers directly because if they do, dawn, with her infinitisimo money, will lock them in a litigation so long, so tedious, the entire company would have to file for bankrupcy by the end of it
straight chillin: of course, they don't know that dawn is indisposed and her resources aren't there
Draco: Carvercorp knows if they mess with the Kobbers, Clownpiece is going to go to their house and RING THEIR DOORBELL.
Jumpropeman: woah woah woah
Jumpropeman: let's not do things we can't take back

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Jumpropeman: this scene in the manga must be not displaying correctly, Helmeppo seems to be holding a gun to Koby instead of a spring-loaded hammer
Jumpropeman: now that's how you threaten a kid!
Draco: I...4Kids pls...
ivel: better than the YuGiOh angry pointing
straight chillin: finger guns are fucking dangerous
Jumpropeman: ive seen how Yusuke Urameshi uses finger guns
Jumpropeman: those things are lethal
RubyChao: reminder that they censored all of this and funky cops still had awkward character designs
Draco: God it's even animated badly.

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Hooded Pitohui: I've been looking at my planned S11 cast, and, lo and behold, there's no new jerks on it. There's no one to de-jerk. It's astounding.
Jumpropeman: D:
Matching Sheep: !
Jumpropeman: how will you handle a jerk-free year?
Hooded Pitohui: I have plans, JRM. Plans.
Gooper Blooper: It's because you tossed in TWO jerks this year, HP
Gooper Blooper: You overdrew
RubyChao: don't worry!
RubyChao: to balance the nature
RubyChao: i have a jerk lined up for next year!

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Jumpropeman: "and a cool girl doing voting"
Jumpropeman: where was all this saturn love when the console was on the market ; w ;
RubyChao: the console wasn't a hot girl when it was on the market, JRM
RubyChao: simple as that
straight chillin: ^
straight chillin: look we gotta put some TIDDIES on that console
Hooded Pitohui: It worked for Xyra!
Bree: the solution to all your marketing woes: put some titties on it
Hooded Pitohui: I feel obligated to point out that the Flag Mashup Bot gave Xyra her own country
straight chillin: oh no
Jumpropeman: funny thing about hard girls is they barely got chests :V
RubyChao: flat's good too-
Jumpropeman: it's pure cute power

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Draco: Good news! There's a site that will ship me sausage pizza rolls, but I have to order a minimum of $50 worth of stuff, so...................500 pizza rolls.
Jumpropeman: mamma mia!
Jumpropeman: well, you won't be complaining about a lack of them no more :V
Draco: No kidding! Pizza Roll Heaven and indigestion here I come! 8D

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Draco: I happened to look at some other Game Hoard reviews after reading the Wandersong review and someone left this rather snarky comment about how they refused to review Cuphead, even for money, and when I clicked on their link and went to their site, their last post of any kind had been a month prior and they haven't posted since. Guess they met with a little accident after refusing the Cup. BV
Jumpropeman: Don't mess with King Dice BI

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(JRM attempts to read as much of One Piece as possible with a free trial to the official site the manga is posted on)

Jumpropeman: you know
Jumpropeman: if I had to pay the two bucks and there was no free trial
Jumpropeman: I probably would have eaten the cost
Jumpropeman: but it's practically a challenge now
Jumpropeman: I do think I need a break from reading though V:
Jumpropeman: Just finished chapter 82
Draco: We believe in you. Papa Chao is proud.

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Mel will Murder (straight chillin) joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hello
Mel will Murder: Hi
Jumpropeman: what has inspired Mel to give in to her true urges
Mel will Murder: Mel ready to murder dark matter kouta
Jumpropeman: ah, so she's just a good human being like the rest of us
Mel will Murder: “I can do it, i have lots of different knives! I even messed with one of the big tuna cutting ones!”
Jumpropeman: *Eternity scoots over* "Go on."
Mel will Murder: I was gonna joke about this in bar and troy be like “no!!! We can’t! We have to build a self-defense case, THEN murder him”
Mel will Murder: so rip kazuma in advance
Draco: Koakuma is very disappointed in Kouta and won't help him write historically-accurate love poems about Meso-American cultures.

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Matching Sheep: I'm unsure how a series can support Patrick as the main character
Matching Sheep: I mean, I hope it goes well, but that sounds very hard
Jumpropeman: Nickelodeon made a show about Sheen from Jimmy Neutron
straight chillin: ^
Matching Sheep: And it was awful
ivel: who seems like they would be a good spinoff character for Spongebob
Matching Sheep: Squidward.
Brinehammer: ^
Jumpropeman: give us a Mrs. Puff show you cowards
ivel: he deserves it but I don't know
ivel: I'd say Sandy
ivel: and her making various inventions

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Gooper Blooper: So I saw an interesting sight while out walking today
straight chillin: do tell
Gooper Blooper: My town has an electronic sign at one of the crosswalks that cycles between various town announcements and advertisements
Gooper Blooper: someone hacked it
straight chillin: oh no i'm dying
straight chillin: ivel is questioning whether or nor i'm okay
Gooper Blooper: ( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°)

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Jumpropeman: "creating art is like jumping off a cliff and building your wings on the way down"
Jumpropeman: I like this quote

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Matching Sheep: votes are up, by the way
Jumpropeman: eyyyyy!
Jumpropeman: good voter choice
Matching Sheep: ERNIE WILL NEVER BRAWL
Matching Sheep: Sorry, it's a reflex
Jumpropeman: good thing next year it's being renamed to the Kolossal Kobber Klash
Jumpropeman: "Even then, those busting, round buns"
Jumpropeman: ernie, we can talk about deb later

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ANCHOR SHOT: Oh man avox
ANCHOR SHOT: She luvs 2 Pokémon
Brinehammer: Really thinking about giving her a horrible Pokefusion to take care of...
Working from Del: oh boy
Working from Del: mr slowpoke
Working from Del: i wonder if i should post today
Working from Del: clearly the real goal is
Working from Del: sprinklesposting
Draco: The people demand Sprinkles!
Ghengis Jenga: The people demand Sprinkles
Ghengis Jenga: But do they deserve sprinkles
Matching Sheep: Probably not, no, Del
Draco: No, we do not. ;-;

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pizza o’ clock: I found a cool tumblr
pizza o’ clock: This place documents the weird hole visual design went in between the late 90’s and early 2000’s
pizza o’ clock: This shit is my jam
Matching Sheep: An interesting find indeed!
pizza o’ clock: This one’s pretty cool in how much it gets right
pizza o’ clock: although the holograms and robot butlers aren’t as prevalent as they hoped :U
pizza o’ clock: We need a term for this design aesthetic now it’s past and gone
pizza o’ clock: Y2Kpunk? Milleniumpunk?
pizza o’ clock: Imagine the fucking Kamen Rider who owns this
Matching Sheep: Riding shiny and chrome!
Matching Sheep: It's a neat bike
Matching Sheep: in an extremely garish way
Matching Sheep: A very strong choice

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Draco: link
LOTS AND LOTS OF DINOS: that looks more like a "photobomb taken 10 seconds before disaster"
Gooper Blooper: Basically yeah, pretty much any theropod in a mainstream news article is gonna be compared to Rex... unless it's small, then it'll probably get compared to raptors instead
LOTS AND LOTS OF DINOS: a lose-lose situation.

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LOTS AND LOTS OF DINOS: oh god
Jumpropeman: well
Jumpropeman: I look forward to seeing her in rp
Gooper Blooper: RIP harpy

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Matching Sheep brings in the lizard villains from the Mighty Ducks animated series
Matching Sheep: Loud for some reason
Gooper Blooper: I mean
Gooper Blooper: that's a pretty loud-looking thumbnail
RubyChao: mighty ducks confused me as a kid
RubyChao: because
RubyChao: i saw a couple eps of the animated series as a kid, about these anthro ducks playing ice
RubyChao: and then i looked it up and saw the live action movie about an ordinary hockey team of kids
Draco: Ah. XD That WOULD be confusing.
RubyChao: and i was bewildered for years until i looked it up and they just... decided to make it alien ducks
Jumpropeman: I remember the same process chao
LOTS AND LOTS OF DINOS: the cartoon is kids dreaming about being cool alien ducks-
Jumpropeman: and then finding out it's a real hockey team too?
Jumpropeman: too much for my brain
Draco: Alien ducks who never lost at hockey and, if I remember correctly, never got scored against either because they were JUST SO AMAZING at hockey.
Gooper Blooper: oh god chao
Gooper Blooper: same
Gooper Blooper: "why is it just a bunch of kids"
Gooper Blooper: "I was promised ducks"
Draco: Been awhile since I was at a game. I wonder if jerks still try to get "Quack" chants going or shouting about the Flying V.
Gooper Blooper: though my best Mighty Ducks memory is somehow ending up with 200 Happy Meal toys of them due to a promotion that felt like it lasted eight times longer than the usual happy meal promo
Gooper Blooper: for weeks Goopsmom was going "ANOTHER HOCKEY PUCK THING?!"
Matching Sheep: 1,000 Years of Ducks
RubyChao: mighty duck
RubyChao: also i'm enjoying that this was apparently just
RubyChao: universal
Jumpropeman: forget Pokemania
Matching Sheep: Clearly demonstrating that alien ducks were the way to go!
Jumpropeman: Mighty Ducks Mania is where it's at
Hooded Pitohui: I am sorry to say that I have never once been exposed to Mighty Ducks media in my life...
LOTS AND LOTS OF DINOS: i was exposed but i barely remember anything
Jumpropeman: you're not missing anything
Gooper Blooper: IIRC you're a bit young for it, HP
Matching Sheep: Honestly, the only things worth remembering is it sounds like they got Tim curry for the big bad
Jumpropeman: the logo was killer though
Matching Sheep: and that one episode with mutant hippies
Hooded Pitohui: That's likely the case, Goops
RubyChao: i always forget Pitohui is like
RubyChao: 20
RubyChao: he feels exactly like the late-20s crew the rest of us are
LOTS AND LOTS OF DINOS: oh god i forgot
Jumpropeman: oh dang
Gooper Blooper: I managed to remember and I was like "oh right, HP is baby"
LOTS AND LOTS OF DINOS: smash the college thesises
Matching Sheep: My past is multiple choice, thank you
LOTS AND LOTS OF DINOS: oh no
Gooper Blooper: he knows not of that mystical world...
Gooper Blooper: the nineties
RubyChao: and he's better off for it
LOTS AND LOTS OF DINOS: well i'm about to get 90s
Gooper Blooper: *dolby smacks chao*
Matching Sheep: I'm pretty sure the 90's didn't actually happen
LOTS AND LOTS OF DINOS: in about 70 years or so
Jumpropeman: is CKR potentially older than him?
Jumpropeman: she was born 1999
Matching Sheep: its was staged in a studio by Steven Spielberg
Hooded Pitohui: I am indeed merely 20, the youngin', though getting pretty much all of my youth culture from my sister passing me down things meant I am firmly culturally in the 90's
Jumpropeman: she constantly makes jokes that she's totally a 90s kid
Hooded Pitohui: I bridge the gap between 90's culture and early 2000's culture
Hooded Pitohui: All the neon of the 90's and all of the depression and dadaism of these Zoomer youths!
RubyChao: mathematically i think pito is indeed younger than CKR
ivel: then I'm totally an 80s kid :U
RubyChao: since his birthday hadn't happened yet this year
Jumpropeman: CKR's was in march so yeah
Hooded Pitohui: Then there you have it, the question answered.
Gooper Blooper: confirmed
Matching Sheep: Next: This local woman claims the face of Christ was divinely burned into her toast
Matching Sheep: Fact or Fiction? You decide!
LOTS AND LOTS OF DINOS: pretty sure that actually happened :V
Matching Sheep: I'm PRETTY sure toast is a myth
Gooper Blooper: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
Gooper Blooper: ALL TOASTERS
Gooper Blooper: TOAST TOAST!
Matching Sheep: No, I've
Matching Sheep: I've never
Matching Sheep: heard that
Gooper Blooper: you have now.
Matching Sheep: Sorry
Matching Sheep: you're
Matching Sheep: you're breaking up
Matching Sheep: I'm going through
Matching Sheep: a
Matching Sheep: a tunnel
ivel: Sheep, no! That's just a wall painted like a tunnel!
RubyChao: he has headphones on
RubyChao: he can't hear you
Matching Sheep becomes one with the world of paint
Draco: Oh no! Sheep is the Origami King or something. *eats chips*
ivel: oh well
ivel steals some Sheepchars to treat well
Jumpropeman: that's the real reason sheep sticks around
Jumpropeman: the moment he's gone we're doing the "coddle Sheep's precious babies" plot
Draco: Damn right. Junko is finally getting pot roast and a big screen TV.
RubyChao: and the tv...
RubyChao: was pot roast
Jumpropeman: and a $99 panasonic blu-ray
Matching Sheep: You fool
Matching Sheep: Her mutation won't allow her to appreciate the picture quality!
RubyChao: for some reason i expected sheep's "you fool" to lead into this
RubyChao: i don't know why
Jumpropeman: "your free trial is about to expire"
Jumpropeman: so
Matching Sheep: Uh oh
Jumpropeman: that's me soon
RubyChao: yep
Draco: But Junko's mutation WILL allow her to enjoy the crisp sounds and audio delights.
Draco: And then...she listens to Shimmer Teaches You Skating ASMR.

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Matching Sheep: Srspost of little importance
Matching Sheep: Just wrapping up Pillbox's fight
RubyChao: his long-awaited fight with his own prejudices and cultural assumptions?
Matching Sheep: No, the other one
Matching Sheep: with a mutant dinosaur
Draco: Which is slightly less important but twice as exciting to read.
Draco: "Then Pillbox learned the Tankylosaurus liked Kapoorians and snapped its neck thrice."

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Matching Sheep: "it certainly isn’t the game that’s going to give me the answer I was looking for."
Matching Sheep: Perhaps you just didn't
Matching Sheep: SPOT
Matching Sheep: the answer
Matching Sheep taps mic
Matching Sheep: SPOT
Matching Sheep: the answer
Jumpropeman: I:
Matching Sheep: SPOT
Matching Sheep: the answer
Matching Sheep: You see it's funny because
Matching Sheep: because the game's called QuickSpot
Matching Sheep: And is about spotting the difference
Matching Sheep: which is
Matching Sheep: in fact
Matching Sheep: finding
Matching Sheep: or
Jumpropeman: you are the weakest link
Jumpropeman: goodbye
Matching Sheep: that is to say
Matching Sheep: SPOTTING
Matching Sheep: the answer
Matching Sheep: "unless of course they’ve just slapped a huge object on the screen instead."
Jumpropeman: not inaccurate
Matching Sheep: "I’m comparing this game to the side mode in Disney’s A Christmas Carol and finding that QuickSpot comes up short."
Matching Sheep: A damning proclamation
Jumpropeman: some dunks must be made

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Matching Sheep: "So Jill had called up Herman and Otto."
Matching Sheep: Did they answer on their steam powered telephone?
Jumpropeman: Hold on, you're breaking up *obnoxiously loud discharge of steam*

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Gooper Blooper: You know, Josh is so fucked up I think even Sectonia is like "I need to keep an eye on that boy"
Bree: I mean, he's a robot that's specifically programmed to be unable to harm humans, and then he does a lot of that, so yeah he's pretty fucked up :V
Jumpropeman: Well, Evil Cirno plans to bust a parking meter maybe! If she can find a hammer!
Jumpropeman: Notice her Sectonia-sempai
Ghengis Jenga: Josh is very fucked up
Bree: del and I discussed it a lot, I think it's an interesting angle that being possessed somehow allows him to defy fundamental programming
Bree: although I'm not sure sectonia thought that'd be possible...she might not even be aware that josh shouldn't be capable of that
Jumpropeman: it makes sense that Dark Matter would put in the effort to break restrictions
Jumpropeman: everyone's a tool to it
RubyChao: i definitely feel like sectonia doesn't know all the capabilities of dark matter, too
RubyChao: she's using a weapon without an instruction manual
RubyChao: ...and now i'm just giggling because i imagined a manual for dark matter
Bree: if there was an instruction manual would she even bother to read it
Ghengis Jenga: Lol
RubyChao: honestly? probably not.
RubyChao: "I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS"
RubyChao: *six months later*
Ghengis Jenga: Apply directly to the Dedede
RubyChao: "KRONOCULUS WHERE DID I PUT THE MANUAL" "you threw it out milady"
Gooper Blooper: the manual's just a picture of king dedede
Gooper Blooper: "idk he ALWAYS gets screwed over by the real bad guy"
Gooper Blooper: Evil Is Not A Toy

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Jumpropeman: I almost had Taito grab Widow Maker's thigh
Jumpropeman: give it a good squeeze
Jumpropeman: and then say "we weren't serving steamed hams here!"
Gooper Blooper: There are limited opportunities to do these things!

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Matching Sheep: "She could handle a single living firework a lot better than three."
Matching Sheep fastforward
Matching Sheep: I can't believe Widow Maker's dead.
Gooper Blooper: she would have been dead even faster if there were three of them!

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ivel: apparently I have - 1 unread emails
SteelKomodo: it's the anti-email from the negative universe

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Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: boop but with an I
Draco joined the chat
Draco: ioop?
ivel: booi?
Jumpropeman: booioop
Jumpropeman: what chapter of one piece are you on, ivel?
ivel: booiooplast I read was 41
ivel: got distracted partway through what I was saying and forgot to backspace :U
ivel: but booioop reminded me of Killer Tofu from Doug
Draco: Somebooioop once told me the world was gonna booioop me.
Ghengis Jenga: I ain't the sharpest boip in the bloop
pizza o’ clock: she was looking kinda boip with her booioop and her boip
Bree: in the shape of a boip on her booioop?
Ghengis Jenga: *cheers, applause*
Draco: ;-; Boipiful

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Matching Sheep: "MotorStorm is a racing game with a heavy focus on off-roading"
Matching Sheep struggling to keep eyes open

Jumpropeman: it's funny
Jumpropeman: every now and then I think "I should review an atypical kind of game for the site to show my commitment to the goal"
Jumpropeman: but I also think "most of the readers I know probably don't care about those games" :V
Matching Sheep: "and the unexpected obstacles the real world brings in with its uncaring layouts"
Matching Sheep: Yeah, there's nothing like a bumpy road to really make you feel like a mote in God's eye.
Matching Sheep opens RLM in other window in the hopes the audio carries him through
Matching Sheep shuts it off because it's too distracting

Matching Sheep: "but on each lap you’ll find the deformation the mud has gone through can change how it influences your play"
Matching Sheep: You have my attention.
Matching Sheep: "than something like the mudplugger"
Matching Sheep: I beg your pardon
Matching Sheep: "there is still one more aspect of MotorStorm that impacts the play quite heavily."
Jumpropeman: a mud plugger is sort of like a jeep
Matching Sheep: And then JRM, halfway through the article, mentions the aliens having their war around the mud race
Jumpropeman: that's the STORM part
Matching Sheep: When I'm eighty years old and Night in The Woods pops up as a review
Matching Sheep: I'll get to the end, see the "Good" rating
Matching Sheep: and then just open up this review and stare at it.
Jumpropeman: I swear on Draco's life, I'll review Night in the Woods by the end of this year
Matching Sheep: The new metric by which every game is judged
Matching Sheep: Were you better or worse than the racing game with mud physics?
Jumpropeman: maybe the next racing game I play will have a compelling plot and deep characters
Jumpropeman: *picks up Nicktoons Racing*
Draco: My life isn't worth much when it comes to swearing. D:
Draco: I'm not even allowed to swear!
Jumpropeman: do you SWEAR that you're not allowed to swear?
Draco: O_O;
Draco: No.

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tired: here i am happy that maya got front page :)
Jumpropeman: Maya hangs every front page she gets on a wall by her bed
Draco: Someday Maya will get to hang something on her wall.
Jumpropeman: if you tear the front pages off papers, then the ones beneath become the new front pages!

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Bree: posted without context because I don't know the context
RubyChao: curse you hardcore prawn
Ghengis Jenga: LOBSTER FIGHT

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exhausted: *watching video just to see them actually cut a 600 lb bluefin tuna with a knife like butter*
exhausted: please get to the good part so i can show everyone how mel may murder a man
pizza o’ clock: hahaha
exhausted: i need references, stat

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Miserable Sheep: I wonder how many Christmas-themed horror films work in the phrase "seasonal tale of terror" in the marketing
Miserable Sheep: Somebody get a counter going on that
Draco: If it's less than all of them, I'm rioting.
Miserable Sheep: It'll be like the blog "Used To Be A Pizza Hut"

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Miserable Sheep: Alright, time to read about
Miserable Sheep: ...
Miserable Sheep sigh
Miserable Sheep: Gun Gun Pixies.
Jumpropeman: i'm killing sheep slowly
Miserable Sheep: "However, I was under no illusions about the true intent of Gun Gun Pixies, because rather than recontextualizing regular people as gigantic threats, Gun Gun Pixies is set in dorm full of high school girls where the conflicts are mostly set up so you can ogle the girls while they wear skimpy outfits."
Miserable Sheep: Reading the premise, I had a brief, brief ember of hope
Miserable Sheep: It was immediately extinguished.

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ivel: Nep.
Draco: Pen
Del: nepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnep
nepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnep
nepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnep
Del: oh wow i got it exactly the length of the window on my screen
SteelKomodo: hahaha

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RubyChao: fun fact since i never delete my PMs in chatzy it says i have PMs with 121 usernames
RubyChao: and over half of those are sheep
Mist Sheep: :I

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Brinehammer: Avox has slowly gone from only wanting Cool Pokemon to seeing the value in most of them, I thought a fusion would be perfect for her to actually catch since she originally didn't care for them.
harpy: its excellent
Draco: She caught a fusion of Voltorb and Voltorb.
Brinehammer: D:
Gooper Blooper: A Voltorb/Voltorb fusion would have the angry eyes on both the red part AND the white part

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Jumpropeman: I think of the hard rules, only one with any real leniency is the Real World stuff in RP
Jumpropeman: and people have edited out cases where it was sketchy
RubyChao: it helps that a lot of the times where we did have a real world person cameo
Mist Sheep: Real World stuff in RP can be hard to find the line, since our world is this world But Weirder
Mist Sheep: and narrated by Jim Dale
RubyChao: it was someone with a Celebrity Persona
RubyChao: so it's not "the person, john cena" but "the character, john cena"
RubyChao: there are multiple reasons Eggerman is president and invalidating that is one of them :V
Bree: the character hulk hogan
Gooper Blooper: Repeating my sentiment from a few months back
Bree: and his inclusive, tolerant worldviews
RubyChao: exactly
Bree: and lack of being on sex tapes
RubyChao: and not even being a physical person
Jumpropeman: and unfortunately for us, Eggerman isn't on any sex tapes
Gooper Blooper: I am very pleased that ZFRP this year has been Business As Usual without any of 2020's endless bullshit
RubyChao: eggerman's sex tapes would just make him MORE popular
Bree: now to reveal that eggerman has a sex tape with priscilla
RubyChao: like everything else
Bree: and in it he says the word... butt
RubyChao: his approval rating is 110%, nobody knows how
Draco: Agreed.
Jumpropeman: BUTTGATE SCANDAL
harpy: i'm kinda addressing my anger with 2020 by making the typical company who doesn't fuckin care about your regulations and letting us punch them.
Mist Sheep: There's the offseason Eggerman plot I want to see
Jumpropeman: "President Eggerman didn't say butt ENOUGH"
Mist Sheep: Not...the sex tape thing
RubyChao: Too late, Sheep!
Bree: omg sheep the TIMING
Draco: Eggerman's approval rating is 110% because he beat all the secret levels and collected all of the hidden collectibles in America.
Jumpropeman: XD

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RubyChao: ahahahhaha
RubyChao: i googled everybody loves skeletons and
RubyChao: second result
RubyChao: game hoard
Gooper Blooper: That's exactly the kind of game that JRM could pull another Dracula Crazy Vampire with so I'm not surprised!
Jumpropeman: darn
Jumpropeman: Game Hoard isn't as high up for Anime Girl or Bottle?
ivel: it is on the first page of results
ivel: but it's below a yogs reddit thread and actual Steam and Steamspy info
ivel: above metacritic tho

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Gooper Blooper: This renewed Clownpiece push has been pretty great
Gooper Blooper: She's actually more important than ever now!
Jumpropeman: all it took was one little bean
Draco: Can't be just a silly clown forever. She's got to take things seriously now without her moms around to help.
RubyChao: Clairepiece new OTP
Jumpropeman: damn, Clairepiece is such a smooth portmanteau
Jumpropeman: which is why Piecevoyant is the official name-
Jumpropeman: I've thought of it more as a mentor thing so far
Jumpropeman: Claire's been so sheltered she needs friendship and guidance before she needs smooches
Gooper Blooper: well, if you've come for friendship and guidance, you've come to the right clown!
Gooper Blooper: if by guidance you mean hamburgers
Jumpropeman: I mean literally one of the first things Clownpiece did was teach her to make dogs and boygas
Jumpropeman: Claire needs to reach level 8 before she can learn sweet kiss
Jumpropeman: right now she's maybe level 3 or so
Jumpropeman: helping Sheo will level her up to 4
Go Time: Troy's just watching this from his ladybug bots like
Go Time: "THAT'S DUER'S DAUGHTER RIGHT THERE"
Go Time: "ALSO THE FUCK IS THAT POKEMON?!?"
Draco: "It's called Audino, the exp sponge Pokemon."
Go Time: she can punch Audi until she levels up to 100.
Go Time: then she can look like a JoJo
Draco: Excellent
Jumpropeman: *almost writes Clownpiece as Clairepiece*
Jumpropeman: THE PORTMANTEAU IS TOO SMOOTH
Draco: lol
Gooper Blooper: JRM's in trouble now~

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Jumpropeman: turns out, Moonface got his name because... he's been Funmeister this whole time, back from the dead
Gooper Blooper: I gotta say, his face isn't very moonlike
Bree: when people kept mentioning moonface I kept picturing mac tonight
Bree: even though he looks nothing like mac
Gooper Blooper: niark tonight
Draco: .....I was gonna make that joke, Goops. We are now enemies.
Jumpropeman: my best guess is you can see some of a head under the mask with a big ol' smile
Jumpropeman: so maybe like, his head is moonlike?
Jumpropeman: but you never see that in game
Gooper Blooper: ( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°)
Jumpropeman: there's an explanation in RP that probably won't come up organically due to how I decided to tell his origin
RubyChao: nah, it'll come up organically
RubyChao: we meet with moonface on thursday
RubyChao: "NIARK NIARK NIARK! Please, sit down, and enjoy this 30 minute presentation on my personal history!"
RubyChao: "I've provided popcorn."
RubyChao: "WITH NO BUTTER!"
Draco: "Welcome to my TED Talk. ABOUT ME."
Go Time: he kinda reminds me of fawful with issues.
Jumpropeman: He DOES have fury
Gooper Blooper: Fawful with issues AND an english class
Draco: And neither is getting into Mario Kart.
Gooper Blooper: Draco took my joke this time
Gooper Blooper: we're even now
Draco: Indeed. Goops and I are friends again...until the next joke. Bl

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Go Time: dia chillin
Jumpropeman: whatcha thinkin bout
Jumpropeman: "gino<3"
Go Time: "cute animals"
Go Time: "viola, my new cat"
Bree: thinkin bout
Bree: dat boi
Gooper Blooper: :3

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Draco: Unrelated to anything tonight.
Bree: this gif is incredible
Gooper Blooper: free her
Go Time: no
Draco wraps Emma in the PG-13 Establishment blanket.

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Jumpropeman: Zdrada has become my favorite helltaker girl
Jumpropeman: Judgment is still good
Jumpropeman: but smoker girl's attitude grew on me
Jumpropeman: I don't even like smoking or facial piercings :V
Jumpropeman: she had a hill to overcome
Gooper Blooper: She's my least favorite because of the smoking and piercings... and attitude :V
Draco: Yeah.
Jumpropeman: i do like her more as a punk demon instead of a bitch admittedly
Jumpropeman: it helps in a way they're so underdeveloped, that way I can project a less bitchy attitude on the bitch demon!
Jumpropeman: when I inevitably RP her she'll be more sociable than Ren
Gooper Blooper: It's true! It's like Touhou, if the given personality needs punching up we can do that
Gooper Blooper: It's true of anything, of course, but these sorts of casts feel more malleable and thus it feels easier and more natural to do
Jumpropeman: yeah
RubyChao: *looks up from writing out the most important and significant canon relationships for Hibiki and Honoka* hmm?
Jumpropeman: RP canon or source series
RubyChao: source series canon
Jumpropeman: boooooo
RubyChao: hibiki is outright taken and honoka has two super close friends
RubyChao: and i proceeded to ignore all that and smoosh the oranges together
Draco: It's true. Chao ignored it.
Draco: I'm just glad that Pitohui kept my favorite Symphogear ship, Tsubasa and her motorcycle.
RubyChao: but that's a heavily damaging relationship

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