Thursday, August 6, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 211: Fat City

Draco: 1. #Mac Tonight
2. #Mac Tonight
3. #Mac Tonight
4. #Mac Tonight
5. #Goomy
RubyChao: *draco is banned from the forum*
Draco: Thank goodness! Freed from Parseeplot at last! ='D

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RubyChao: this okuu tho
Cornwind Evil: That a new picture?
Cornwind Evil: As in recently done?
iKomodo: :3
Jumpropeman: chao is on the cutting edge of touhou pics
Aurora: uploaded a day ago
Cornwind Evil: Make sure you save that for the wedding
HELL OR HALLELUJAH: hahaha that utsuho pic
HELL OR HALLELUJAH: #Ruined

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Wulfout 4: Oh hey, VS does sell DDD bras
Wulfout 4: And they're on sale
Wulfout 4: What the hell, why are the A cup bras 70 fucking dollars
Jumpropeman: I found it
Jumpropeman: The Dedede bra
Aurora was timed out
Jumpropeman: Harpy was forced out by its majesty
Aurora joined the chat
Jumpropeman: Harpy was also lured back by its majesty
Indan Chief Cursing Sleep: But she returned to dote upon its glorious majesty-
Indan Chief Cursing Sleep: JRM bested me.

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M Sheep: Ash is very plot-proactive
M Sheep: He's got to nab them quests
Jumpropeman: he was a very good foci for all of Cornwind's involvement, and he gets involved in the more usual way than someone like Sine who is all crafty like a fox
M Sheep: Crafty like a fox with superweapons

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HELL OR HALLELUJAH: Hahahah sakuya
HELL OR HALLELUJAH: Taking charge of sean
HELL OR HALLELUJAH: Sean goes "yes, ma'am" on automatic
Bree: and dimitri also says "yes, ma'am" just to make fun of sean

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Aurora: linked ivel to BBB5 deets
Aurora: in case he wants to vote later
Aurora: first thing he says: "oh my fucking god borax kid are you serious"
Aurora: "i actually watched that futurama episode"

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Jumpropeman: now then, to plunge back into editing more fite entries
Jumpropeman: who have I not joked about entering yet
Jumpropeman: Wenceslas the Younger?
Jumpropeman: sure, lets say he gets in
Gooper Mover: Gizmo for Brawl
Gooper Mover: not Reject, just Gizmo
Gooper Mover: his weapon is one attorcroppe
M Sheep: When's Midori

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Gooper Mover: Look at JRM's fite post
Gooper Mover: He's letting THE PEOPLE pick his last entrant
M Sheep: whaaaaat
M Sheep: whaaaaaaaaaaaat
M Sheep: I don't even
M Sheep: I'm all out of evens
M Sheep: And I can't get anymore shipped in until Wednesday

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Jumpropeman: in regards to the lotto:
Jumpropeman: "Only one Lotto entrant is guaranteed entry, but multiple ones may get in if I get tempted."
Jumpropeman: I'm fairly certain
Jumpropeman: I am already quite tempted
Gooper Mover: *JRM lets in multiple Secret Fiters as well*

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Jumpropeman: the original Fite Yer' Mates fite had like, no page breaks. It was just a wall of text. No paragraphs
Jumpropeman: I edited it after some good advice :V
Gooper Mover: you've come a long way

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M Sheep: I HAVE A QUESTION OF IMMENSE IMPORTANCE
M Sheep: Where are Blajboa's teeth?
Jumpropeman: Boa's got some fake teeth in her mouth, but she's got them horrifying garbage disposal teeth right around where her mind is
Jumpropeman: hence why she is embarrassed to eat
Jumpropeman: because she gotta eat with her butt

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Aurora rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Aurora rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21

Aurora: FUCKING
Draco: ......
Aurora: BURIED
Gooper Mover: harpy what
Aurora: WOW
Aurora: it's not even over anything important and I'm just dying right now

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RubyChao: del: i'm gonna be perfectly honest
RubyChao: while i would have no problems with saxton winning
RubyChao: i think it'd be even more hilarious if he somehow got fifth for the third year in a row :V
Bree: perpetually fifth place
Del: me too
Del: saxton doomed to be #5
Bree: saxton haaaaaaaale
Bree: inhaaaaaaaale
Del: hahahahaha
Del: how did you guess my second entrant
RubyChao: BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME, DEL BOY
RubyChao changed name to RubyEggman
RubyEggman shocking reveal

Del: oh shit
Del: that was a twist
Del: SA2 eggman was a badass, that or tails was fucking stupid

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Harpy: that arm thing will cause a problem as you might notice
RubyChao: well yeah KEVVY'S MISSING AN ARM D:
RubyChao: kevvyyyy
Harpy: more that "YOU CAN'T RUIN KOGASA'S LOOK WITH A PROSTETIC"
Harpy: "GET YOUR ARM BACK" "but i can't" "WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T, YOU'RE WITH THOSE STUPID JOBBER GUYS" "they're kobbers" "WHATEVER"
RubyChao: and then kevvy randomizes a regeneration power
RubyChao: bam, new arm :V
Gooper Blooper: celestia making arms for errybody
RubyChao: ...actually, he probably could do that :V
Harpy: its true, he could end up doing it
Harpy: he just has to get lucky
RubyChao shoves a 21 at kevvy
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
iKomodo: Up all night to get kevvy
Harpy: close enough
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Gooper Blooper: >​chao literally shoved a 21 at kevvy
Gooper Blooper: best
M Sheep: ​Kevvy makes a pct with Leg'ho ​to become a magical girl​ get a lego arm​
Harpy: well okay then, I guess I'll use it for my next post :U
RubyChao: ​i wasn't rolling for the kevvy but if the kevvy wants my 21 then i'll just casually take that 18 off your hands
Harpy: ​fair trade :U

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RubyEggman: i can imagine JRM the character showing up
RubyEggman: "KO THE BRAWL IS OPEN IT'S OPEN HERE'S SOME PAPERS TO SIGN"
RubyEggman: ok he wouldn't be that hype but

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(JRM, trying to decide between entering Jasper or Broderick for the Brawl, asks the other users with a poll. They tie.)

Jumpropeman: *Enters Jasper/Broderick team*
Gooper Mover: As ridiculous as this sounds, since neither use conventional weapons I'm all for it :V
Gooper Mover: the only problem is "why the hell would they team"
Jumpropeman: well, my current line of thought is: which one is more likely to be here next year so I can enter the other
M Sheep: Broderick wearing Jasper like a Slowking
Jumpropeman: Dark Souls has a mimic hat
Gooper Mover: I am legit laughing, thank you sheep

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BOTE FITE: I can't believe fucking Skurvy has been my best entrant ever

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Jumpropeman: Season 10 will be won
Jumpropeman: by Godbot
Jumpropeman: when he returns for a victory lap
Gooper Mover: No, he wins Season 11
Gooper Mover: The next nine seasons are repeat wins for the same users, forming an infinite loop
Gooper Mover: sorry about BBB14, JRM
Jumpropeman: BBB14: Yummy Mummy finally takes the crown after 9 years of abuse in Mac's place

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BOTE FITE: My mystery char will be Scooby Dum, so JRM can do nothing about it. Unless the rules in 2016 change so Scooby Dum is replaced with, I dunno, the guy from CSI
BOTE FITE: "He thought he could game the system. How . . . " *shades* "Dum of him"
BOTE FITE: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEAH
RubyEggman: JRM has actually said
RubyEggman: he has a backup
RubyEggman: just in case someone DOES enter Scooby Dum and reveals it
Jumpropeman: Hairy Scary
Draco: It was going to be 12 Shreks fused back-to-back. The strength of 12 ogres that hate each other.

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M Sheep: ​He's probably more likely to steal the hats of the dead​
M Sheep: Now I've got this image in my head of him following Bikker around the whole fight
M Sheep: waiting
Gooper Mover: Like a slow, droning vulture that only wants your hat, not your cooling flesh
M Sheep: What's most maddening, is that Bikker may not even put the crown on

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Indan Chief Cursing Sleep: Bar[pst/
Indan Chief Cursing Sleep: I am the worst at typing.
Indan Chief Cursing Sleep: And at writing.
And at living.
And at not casting my characters headlong into a dark abyss.
And at
Jumpropeman: *baps Ven* BI

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Jumpropeman: >​It takes 2 million dollars to make a single episode of Family Guy
Jumpropeman: o_O

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Del: time to add brawl entry number 3
RubyChao: woooo
Jumpropeman: my body is ready
Del: EDITED

(It's Jonesy)

Jumpropeman: My body wasn't ready *explodes*

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Mobile GB: The biggest twist possible would be
Mobile GB: if RainbowDash didn't enter Rainbow Dash
Mobile GB: Even if she entered some other colored horse it'd still be the shock of the season
Mobile GB: "my third entry is pinkie pie" "WHAT IS HAPPENING"

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Mobile GB: Del said his lotto entry would be either knuckles or lanky kong
Mobile GB: pls
RubyChao: HE
BOTE FITE: HAS
Mobile GB: NO
RubyChao: STYLE
BOTE FITE: HE
Mobile GB: HAS
RubyChao: NO
BOTE FITE: GRACE
Mobile GB: THIS
RubyChao: KONG
BOTE FITE: HAS
Mobile GB: A FUNNY
RubyChao: FACE
BOTE FITE: BONER
RubyChao: we actually did it
RubyChao: go us
Mobile GB: it's settled then
Mobile GB: you seein this del
BOTE FITE: We did it again
BOTE FITE: In one try too
BOTE FITE: With 3 members
BOTE FITE: Of the DK Krew
RubyChao: del's asleep but sk needs to tell him tomorrow
RubyChao: riiiight sk
iKomodo: i will tell him

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Jumpropeman: Wet Tenshi Contest

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Aurora: in all srsness, who shall i send into the bar for a bit
Aurora: unless its
Aurora: Elise time
Aurora: ​NO ruby screams, ITS KEVVY TIME
RubyChao: IT'S- fuck
RubyChao: uhhh
RubyChao: i was GOING to say it's...uh... RINGABEL TIME

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Cornwind Evil: I've been thinking of running a race
Cornwind Evil: What do sprinters eat before they run, guys?
Cornwind Evil: Oh wait, I'm dumb
Cornwind Evil: Nothing
Cornwind Evil: They fast
Draco: ......
Aurora: ...
Draco throws Cornwind off a bridge.
Cornwind Evil: TOTALLY WORTH IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT

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Draco: Parsee will help Levia! *Draco has to work that day* Parsee will sit in the lounge drinking chocolate milk!

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WorkDel: vote jonesy
Bree: but fazfucks :<
WorkDel: true
WorkDel: but jonesy

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RubyChao: so amity calls peaches "pech" and would call patchy "pech"
RubyChao: if she met pech would she call him "pech"
RubyChao: maximum confusion :V
WorkDel: 3 peches
WorkDel: ahahahaha
SteelKomodo: 2Pech4U

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Mach Speed GB: hi I'm at the new house
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: Hi is goop
Jumpropeman: Gooper Gooper Gooper in the house
Jumpropeman: its RP every week baby
Mach Speed GB: IT'S RP EVERY WEEK BABY
Mach Speed GB: dammit
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: Hahahahaha
Mach Speed GB: my net is fast but my hands are not

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Draco: Who's ready for me to make a short Postsee and then disappear all day?
SteelKomodo: aw :<
Mach Speed GB: :<
Mach Speed GB: ah well, a little parsee is better than nothing
Jumpropeman: a little bit of Parsee in my life
Jumpropeman: a little bit of Parsee by my side
Jumpropeman: a little bit of Parsee's all I need
Jumpropeman: a little bit of Parsee is what I see
Jumpropeman: I think there are only four parsees though, so we're demoting this to Mambo No. 4

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Jumpropeman: I'm not buying DK64 because I lack self control, I'm buying it for Brawl research BI
Del: rip jrm
Del: dk64 has driven people to insanity
Del: (it's not that bad it just has a shitload of bloated game design)
Jumpropeman: I've played quite a lot of it before actually
Del: (you collect shit to collect shit so you can collect more shit)

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Jumpropeman: >​Game on Wii U called "Fat City"
Jumpropeman: "Oh boy, I can't wait to see what garbage this is!"
Jumpropeman: >​spy puzzle strategy, has nothing to do with a city full of fat people
Jumpropeman: why do I dare to dream :(
Mach Speed GB: I'm sorry you were so disappointed
Mach Speed GB: hopefully this makes up for it somewhat


The Timeline Has Been Ruined: FAT
RubyChao: sixty keks
Jumpropeman: XD
Jumpropeman: oh gooper
Jumpropeman: this is perfect

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Mach Speed GB: "Should Mac Tonight fall, Erdrick will hopefully return to Ash, and Ash will at this point 'swap out' weapons, or, if JRM allows it, use both at once."
Mach Speed GB: Mac gets second-to-last
Mach Speed GB: ash gets last
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: Kek
Mach Speed GB: but srsly he was fuckin robbed last time, hope Ash does better

(Ash did in fact do better, placing 3rd of 60)

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The Timeline Has Been Ruined: Get better wulf
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: Im thinking of visiting new york in july
Mach Speed GB: gasp
RubyChao: ooooh
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: So i need you to be well for then
Mach Speed GB: chao becomes ace tour guide
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: Otherwise who will teach me fashion???
RedSpy: The Del arrives!
Saberwulf new york
Saberwulf july
Saberwulf that's like, next month
Saberwulf EXPLODES

Mach Speed GB: "And this is the library for this area" "you've shown me nothing but libraries, opera houses, bookstores and anime import shops for the last five hours"
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: Rip wulf
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: Died of del
RubyChao: pretty much, goops
RubyChao: with the occasional weird museum thrown in
RubyChao: new york has museums for Practically Everything
Saberwulf: All the best places in NYC are libraries and anime shops, Goops
Mach Speed GB: "THE MUSEUM OF TOUHOU" "chao why"

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Mach Speed GB: I am amused harpy RPed Koakuma as a cameo just to get the entire scarlet devil mansion into ZFRP
Aurora: koakuma is cute
Aurora: i RP cute touhous

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Aurora: although I hope the gluttony romance isn't proceeding ~too fast~
Jumpropeman: its not
Aurora: mkay
Jumpropeman: but I was giving Draco an excuse if he wanted it to be *eyebrows*
Draco: It's proceeding according to schedule. They'll break up right efore the brawl and Parsee will fall in love with Xavier. She'll have fallen in love with everyone in Harpycast by the end of the year.
Mach Speed GB: Parsee attempts to cling to alex
Mach Speed GB: sarah warps in between
Jumpropeman: Parsee will never date the cutest Touhou
Jumpropeman: Tupai is single and loving it

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Mobile GB: so spy, maybe you know this
Mobile GB: why does heat man make that same face all the time
RedSpy: Man, you try being in a room full of lava with a big ol' zippo suit
RedSpy: Its probably uncomfortable as fuck
RedSpy: Either that or he's just blazed all the time

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Mobile GB: I just imagined remilia slapping patchy and patchy just no-selling it
Bree: well
Mobile GB: just sits there as she is slapped
Bree: she would have to slap pretty lightly because vampire superstrength
Bree: so maybe
Mobile GB: no, you see
Mobile GB: having the body fire off pain receptors is just so much work
Bree: lel
RubyChao: patchy's laziness allows her to ignore basic biological functions
RubyChao: patchy breathes in
RubyChao: one minute later
RubyChao: patchy breathes out
RubyChao: "...are you okay?" "breathing is a lot of work, don't you know"
Bree: sean like "um" sakuya's like "no really she's fine this is normal"
RubyChao: that reminds me of a really dumb thought that i don't think i ever shared with chatzy
Bree: alternately it's not and we have a big melodramatic scene of remilia thinking patchy is ded and yelling "NOOOOOO PATCHYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Bree: and then patchy blinks
Bree: just once
RubyChao: patchy runs into medusa, is turned to stone while standing up
RubyChao: medusa turns away
RubyChao: turns back
RubyChao: despite being petrified, patchy has gone from standing to lying down
RubyChao: because it'd be too much work to stand there all day
Bree: kek
Bree: anyway remilia misses her bes frand
Bree: come back petchy :<
Jumpropeman: *googles Breathing Is The Hardest Thing to Do for a specific picture* *gets a bunch of pictures saying Meeting New People after a Relationship is the hardest, leaving is the hardest, moving forward is the hardest*
Jumpropeman: this google results page is basically Patchouli's train of thought

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Jumpropeman: "Sounds like a good time. As does the Brawl in general."
Jumpropeman: AND THEN MARY JOINS THE BRAWL
Mobile GB: Mary has no armor, no weapons, no special abilities and no experience
Jumpropeman: so Mary wins?
Mobile GB: *she enters anyway*
Draco: Mary is BBB champ material.
Bree: her special ability is being unflappable
Bree: she no-sells her way to championship

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RedSpy: Hey Remmy you want to go kart racing?
RedSpy: It's me, your sister, Flandy
Mobile GB: NO FLANDY
Mobile GB: FUCK OFF FLANDY
RubyChao: BUT YOU CAN BLOW THINGS UP ON A TIME REMMY
RubyChao: THIS IS BETTER THAN SCARLET MIST

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RubyChao: so i found this
RubyChao: look at the moon
Jumpropeman: that moon is amazing
Jumpropeman: I will RP that moon as my next Touhou char

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Bree: goopy
Bree: how would celestia react to mastodon hus in the bakery
RubyChao: mastodon hus and tiny hu
RubyChao: important clarification
Mobile GB: pleasant greetings and asking them if they were looking for anything in particular
Mobile GB: pretty much how she'd greet anyone :V
RubyChao: BUT WILL SHE HAVE A SPACE FOR KISUME TO HANG HER BUCKET
RubyChao: (honestly Kisume would probably get out of the bucket at the bakery but you gotta put it ​somewhere​)
Mobile GB: the coat rack
Bree: no no they carry the bucket and collect their desired purchases in it
Bree: with or without kisume also in the bucket
RubyChao: kisume is in the bucket, somehow not shoved out by the inevitable tidal wave of purchases
Jumpropeman: because every purchase goes straight in her mouth
Bree: feed the bucket girl
Bree: feeeeeed
Mobile GB: okay that made me think of the Jiggy Get animation from banjo kazooie except with yuugi and kisume
Bree: random headcanon: when they go to the bakery, meiling does something incredibly unsubtle, like buy yuugi cookies with heart designs on them and pretty heart-shaped sprinkles
Bree: yuugi is oblivious as always
RubyChao: she's oblivious because they get eaten by kisume before yuugi even see

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Jumpropeman: welcome back sheep
Jumpropeman: I love the deer
RubyChao: for a second i was like "aw man, dr. deer again? seriously?"
RubyChao: then
RubyChao: i read the rest of the entry
RubyChao: and my objection was gone
Jumpropeman: same

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Sleepy Tom: I found the music video for "Single Ladies" that someone synced up to the Duck Tales theme song last night
Sleepy Tom: which is easily one of the more surreal things i've seen in a while

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WorkDel: so hey
WorkDel: a bush and a clinton are running for office
WorkDel: there's a jurassic park movie that's #1 in the box office
WorkDel: a terminator movie's coming out soon
WorkDel: final fantasy vii has been announced
WorkDel: WHAT YEAR IS IT
SteelKomodo: I DON'T KNOW D:

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Gooper Mover is easily amused
Jumpropeman: from a chat with chao earlier:
Jumpropeman: jumpropeman: RCG is on the forum!
-jumpropeman: and viewing the Penises topic!
Jumpropeman: birds of a feather :V
SteelKomodo: XD

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Sleepy Tom: I don't think I'll manage 3 entries this time around, alas
Sleepy Tom: tonight I need to work on character sheets for a campaign session tomorrow
Sleepy Tom: and that spark has just not come to me
Sleepy Tom: for a third one
Gooper Mover edits Viola into Tom's signup post as his third entry
Jumpropeman: *baps the goops*
Jumpropeman: clearly you need to edit in Celestia
Gooper Mover: too early
Gooper Mover: one sarahkin a year
Jumpropeman: you need to make up for two missed years

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Bree: if I'd entered a secret fiter this year, incidentally
Bree: it would have been fred flintstone
Bree: I'll come up with something else next year :U
RubyChao: but would he be able to GET TO THE BRAWL BEFORE IT CLOSED
RubyChao: ...god now i'm imagining if we slightly edited that one picturee
RubyChao: from "FRED MUST PAINT THE WALL" to "FRED MUST WIN THE BRAWL"
Aurora: i read that as "pictusee"
iKomodo: That would have been epic
Bree: fred's weapon would have been a paintbrush and bucket of paint
RubyChao: oh my god
RubyChao: amazing

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RubyChao: Sheep, you won Secret Fiter!
RubyChao: good work!
M Sheep: oh
M Sheep: oh
M Sheep: oh my
M Sheep: I
M Sheep: I'm so sorry

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RubyChao: picture reimu officiating a ceremony
RubyChao: just picture it
RedSpy: "Fine, fine, you're married, now get the fuck outta my way I'm hungry"
Jumpropeman: "I'm not even gonna ask if you're gonna marry each other, you wouldn't be here if you weren't"

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RedSpy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EdMjuPj5eHk
Mobile GB: oh god
Mobile GB: I kind of want to play it
Jumpropeman: Nintendo should have had that at their E3 conference, then no one would be complaining
RedSpy: That tutorial was like 3 and a half minutes
RedSpy: Endless Field
RedSpy: Do you want to play as Jon or Garfield? ​They're your only options for now
RubyChao: >​gyroscope controls
RubyChao: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Jumpropeman: "I use tilt controls!"
Mobile GB: this looks like a very original game
RubyChao: ha they even call it mini-turbos
RedSpy: The music in this game is maddening
iKomodo: It really is
RedSpy: Oh my god does every level have the same music
RubyChao: YES
RubyChao: HAHAHAHAHA
RedSpy: Please tell me you're kidding
RubyChao: but spy
RubyChao: don't you love it
iKomodo: D:
Mobile GB: it's a great racing tune, really gets the blood pumping
RedSpy: Okay no, this is a DIFFERENT 30 second loop

(later)

RubyChao: i
RubyChao: i finished watching that entire 24 minutes of garfield kart
RubyChao: rip me
Mobile GB: chao channeling his inner spy and inner jrm simultaneously
RedSpy: you did it, Chao
RedSpy: You Won
RubyChao: but at what cost
RubyChao: AT WHAT COST

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Mobile GB: *overhears goopsmom's tv show*
Mobile GB: "Her name was Belinda"

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Aurora: Kisha... just looking at saralex wedding cake and going "holy shit how am I going to eat this thing"
Mobile GB: kek
RubyChao: "like this!"
RubyChao: and then utsuho somehow shoves the entire cake in her mouth and eats it in one bite
RubyChao: despite being a fourth of its size

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Bree: well I think I've got my votes worked out
Bree: actual votes, not effortvotes
RubyChao: yay
Bree: lemme guess, you're curious :U
RubyChao: is one of them ​yuugi
Bree: ​no​
Bree: ​yes of course one of them is yuugi you fool​
RubyChao: ​kek

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On and off to appease a mouse: Keiran's weapon in the Big Bar Brawl is - not a lightsaber, surprisingly. Nor a flamethrower. That was more Lyssia's thing. Keiran's weapon is going to be a simple, everyday urban exploring tool in star wars-
The liquid cable launcher.
Usually nonlethal, used for grappling, roping, and rappelling.
On and off to appease a mouse: Keiran will be using it to gum up nostrils and to attach to throats to rip out, of course, while climbing.
Jumpropeman: interesting!
On and off to appease a mouse: It allows for a number of aerodynamics, particularly on a ship, and more particularly wielded by a jedi or an acrobat, and- more so still- for a man with a jetpack to tide him over.
RubyChao: good for quick escapes in emergencies too
RubyChao: *godbeast is right next to keiran* "nope" *ziplines to the other side*
Aurora: godbeast so fat he sinks the ship
On and off to appease a mouse: Yep. :U -imagining 'nope' scene-
Aurora: NOW THE ENTIRE BRAWL IS DONE UNDERWATER
RubyChao: why did Sarah turn godbeast
RubyChao: why, harpy
RubyChao: why
Aurora: i'm not sure how she got the parfait
Aurora: it just happened

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Aurora: IVEL HERE IN 10 MINUTES
Jumpropeman: T-MINUS 10 MINUTES TO IVEL
RubyChao: ivel's votes: Mac Tonight, Broderick, Shimmer, Blajboa, Mystery Fiter, Secret Fiter, and A Literal Tit
Aurora: I'm gonna push hard for him not to vote for mac
Aurora: if he does
RubyChao: "if you vote for mac i will suplex you"
Aurora: "if you vote for mac, JRM will be the saddest man in the world"
Jumpropeman: me when I see Mac votes
RubyChao: do you have to find the rain or does it just appear above you when you see the mac votes
Jumpropeman: i have an arrangement worked out with Tenshi and her sword of hisou
RedSpy: IVELUTION IS A MYSTERY
SteelKomodo: jrm pls
Aurora: dreams
Aurora: of an ivelution
Jumpropeman: you say you want an ivelution

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Cornwind Evil: HA HA
Cornwind Evil: I THWARTED YOUR ATTEMPT AT SADS VEN
M Sheep: >​thwarted attempt at sad
M Sheep picks hammer off the "In case of emergency break glass for Alice" case

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Bree: does meiling know where the office is!?
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Bree: fifty keks

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M Sheep: >​The glass of water Parsee provides is tall and refreshing, just like Cauren herself.
M Sheep: Parsee has the coolest power of all
M Sheep: Being SMOOTH
Jumpropeman: water delivery
Jumpropeman: uh, yeah, being smooth
ded goopy: water delivery isn't cool
ded goopy: it's ​ice cold

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Jumpropeman: want someone interesting in the bar?

(JRM places Hiker Anthony in the bar)

Jumpropeman: GWAHAHA! YOU GET ME INSTEAD!
Draco: Anthony! =D
M Sheep: IT WAS HIKER ANTHONY
M Sheep: IT WAS HIKER ANTHONY THE WHOOOOLE TIME!
M Sheep: YOU BOUGHT IT
M Sheep: YOU ALL BOUGHT IT
M Sheep: MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT
M Sheep is struck with a rock that, thankfully, flips the meme switch off
Ven: Meme switch? Best be careful, boy. Don't want to get eaten and used as a puppet, do ya? :U
RubyChao: monsoon appears
RubyChao: "did somebody say memes"

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Cornwind Evil: Channeled my inner Ven this evening
Jumpropeman: we needed some good ol' body horror again
M Sheep: you rang

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M Sheep: hey
M Sheep: hey, guys
M Sheep: What does Bikker wear when they go to the beach?
M Sheep: a BEE KINI
M Sheep slaps knee

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