Del Inc: mother
Del Inc: fucking
Del Inc: flippy frogs
Lord Gluttony: Froooogs, you say?
Del Inc: yes
Del Inc: those little origami frogs
Del Inc: they own
Lord Gluttony: yessss
Del Inc: my snakenerd is flirting with angel girl via the medium of notes sent as origami frogs
Lord Gluttony: oh myyy
Del Inc: he's so bad at it
Del Inc: she suggested he go to the halloween party as a bedsheet ghost
Del Inc: so he's made a horrible "only if you're under them with me" joke
Del Inc: snakedad dissaproves
Del Inc: "i taught you better pickup lines than that son"
Del Inc: "you shame the snakefamily"
Lord Gluttony: "I don't know, you made worse" snakemom says as she washes the dishes
Del Inc: hahaha
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RubyChao: does david in fact deliver christmas presents by dropping them on people, i must know
Tableter: He does
Tableter: Concussedrad
Saberwulf: pff
Tableter: also
Tableter: Ive just been writing jonesy as steadily getting more and more obscenely wealthy over time
Saberwulf: Jonesy actually a master of investment
Tableter: I had an idea
Tableter: David is setting jonesy up to be the next Greed
Saberwulf: Haha oh man
Tableter: So she can live forever and have fun money times with her family and he can go peddle shit at people
Saberwulf: That would make sense actually since he's killing gods this season
Tableter: When jonesy finds out she just shrugs and builds jonesypalace
Saberwulf: Clear out some space and put his buddy in the Senate like he's Octavian
Tableter: "Im rich foreverrrrrrrrr fuck"
SteelKomodo: and conrad is like "moooooom why do you do this to me"
Tableter: "Shut your mouth and look at my bikini made of money"
SteelKomodo: "no D:"
Tableter: Hey wulf
Tableter: What kind of perks would jonesy get being Greed?
Gooper Blooper: Jonesy gets to fuck over Spy when he plays Binding of Isaac
Tableter: Hahaha
Saberwulf: Even though Greed is a made up title for a bunch of shitfuckers that think Immortality entitles them to things, its existence is powerful enough to the point that it does allow certain perks. Really the big one though is that Jonesy can't die by normal means. Like someone shoots her with a machine gun? She gets right back up after a few moments. Since she doesn't have any true godly power yet she can still die if she gets killed hard enough, or if a god eats her soul and gains her limited power
Tableter: Oh boy
SteelKomodo: "gets killed hard enough"
SteelKomodo: how exactly does that happen? :U
Saberwulf: Your soul explodes
Tableter: Jonesy uses this as an excuse to dress as an anime
RubyChao: so, don't join the deck
Tableter: To, of course, annoy her son
Gooper Blooper: Don't do a heel turn, and she's safe
Saberwulf: "WELCOME TO GURREN LAGAN SON NOW PUT ON YOUR GOGGLES" "goddammit mom"
Tableter: Hahaha jonesy yoko
Tableter: "How do you use a gun like this, goddamn it you watch some bullshit son"
Tableter: "I know mom, i know"
Tableter: Erebus finally comes home to jonesypalace and new anime body jonesy lounging on a sofa surrounded by crystal statues of her power armor
Tableter: "Hey, Sippy. You missed a lot. We have like a billion romantic dinners to catch up on."
Tableter: "I roasted a dinosaur for you."
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Gooper Blooper: link
Tableter: Oh god goops
Tableter: What
Gooper Blooper: the doctor is in
Tableter: get him out
---
Lord Gluttony: puppy status: learned how to bark, IS BARKING AT EVERYTHING
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Lord Gluttony: NEW TO SYFY IS
Lord Gluttony: TORNADOSAURUS
Lord Gluttony: GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOUR MIND OR YOUR MONEY BACK
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RubyChao: i am back with
RubyChao: CHOCOLATE
Gooper Blooper: good man
Lord Gluttony noms on ruby's chocolate
RubyChao: harpy nooooooo
Lord Gluttony: DO I LOOK LIKE A HARPY TO YOU
RubyChao desperately struggles to eat the chocolate before Gluttony can
Lord Gluttony: AAAAA
Gooper Blooper: and then sarah shows up
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Aerodynamic Tridents are boss: Condescendingly cheerful spirit of improbable proportioning say what? : |
Aerodynamic Tridents are boss: No thanks Genie. The succubi were nicer.
Aerodynamic Tridents are boss: That sentence should not be possible.
Aerodynamic Tridents are boss: I blame you lot. :/
SteelKomodo: it should not
Gooper Blooper: the friendliest succubi
RubyChao: zfrp: where the characters connected to hell are generally a better lot than the ones connected to heaven
RubyChao: mostly because heaven has 2/3rd "nice people" and 1/3rd "nasty brat"
RubyChao: which is still a worse ratio than hell iirc
---
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Electrum Basilisk: Why was six afraid of seven? Seven ate nine. :k
Bree: Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender.
Electrum Basilisk: Hoho. |D
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Bree: me and our friend Tom are telling CW about Dragon Age Origins and Dragon Age 2
Bree: CW responded by writing a haiku about the Dragon Age series
Bree: Epic romance tales
Sweeping arcs of great grandeur
There is no jump button
Gooper Blooper: that gave me an idea
Gooper Blooper: Greninja's Reviews
Gooper Blooper: Every review is one haiku
Fluropeman: Dragons can get old
I wonder how old they get?
Thus, Dragon Age is born
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
SteelKomodo: lemme try it - somebody throw a game at me
Gooper Blooper: Mario Kart: Double Dash
SteelKomodo: Moron at the back
Wastes our green shell on the turn.
Here comes the Blue Shell...
SteelKomodo changed name to Greninja
Gooper Blooper: lel it's a haiku
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RubyChao: you know what's odd?
RubyChao: i don't actually remember del or sk linking us patman post or our initial reactions, somehow
RubyChao: like it was just
RubyChao: one day we didn't know about it
RubyChao: the next day everyone loved it
RubyChao: it's weird
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(Chao is wondering why the Postman Pat movie has killer robot clones in it)
Tableter: Because you cannot hang a movie off of "postman"
RubyChao: true, but it's still an odd logical leap
SteelKomodo: mmhm
SteelKomodo: but what would you recommend they have instead?
Tableter: Not made a postman pat movie
SteelKomodo: robots were obviously the more exciting antagonists because-
SteelKomodo: lel
Tableter: Hiyooooooooo
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SteelKomodo: I'm trying to google images for mafia gangsters (don't ask)
SteelKomodo: but I can't find shit :<
Tableter: Huh
Tableter: im pretty sure gangster character art would get you something
SteelKomodo: that gets me gangsta luigi and tweety bird lineart
SteelKomodo: so no
Tableter: Aw
SteelKomodo: don't worry, I found something
Tableter: Mafia character art works though
Tableter: So now we know
RubyChao: clearly
RubyChao: you must use gangsta bert and ernie
Tableter: Noooooooo
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Del Inc: the freemasons are a social club for christian males
Del Inc: just males
Del Inc: it's the christian version of a treehouse with a no girls allowed sign
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Harpy: satan is real
Harpy: but we kinda killed him
Harpy: over and over and over and over
SteelKomodo: we did lel
RubyChao: and then he exploded into a card
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Gooper Blooper: "The angel soon saw his chance and leaned in, hands going somewhere predictable"
Gooper Blooper: *eyebrows*
SteelKomodo: *all the eyebrows*
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RubyChao: oh my god
RubyChao: i just found a creepypasta about rin satsuki
RubyChao: not a good one but i found one
RubyChao: "Rin then started speaking like Reimu or Marisa would, with her eyes closed. 'So much destruction, so many fatalities...' Then her eyes opened, they were black with red pupils, with blood coming out of them, and her text was also bloody (as it was for the rest of the game), as she flew over the river, which was blood instead of water, with more blood staining the brown grass. 'and this is all your fault, because you forgot about me. Anyway, let’s see what or who else suffered because you forgot about me.'"
SteelKomodo: oh no D:
SteelKomodo: 2Bloody4Me
Gooper Blooper: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
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RubyChao: "The following 199 pages are in this category, out of 688 total."
Harpy: uh
RubyChao: the spanish creepypasta wiki sure is more lax on vidyas than the english one
RubyChao: no i'm not going to start quoting them all at you guys :I
Gooper Blooper: "Me quedé muy sorprendida! Manos de Mario estaban cubiertos de sangre!"
Harpy vibrates with sheer anger
RubyChao vibrates because everyone else is doing it
Gooper Blooper: "'Es su culpa que esto ha sucedido!' dijo Diancie."
SteelKomodo stands on head to be different
Harpy: WHYYY
Gooper Blooper: "Mega Man estaba muerto. Fue la cosa más espantosa que jamás había visto."
SteelKomodo: hang on, lemme translate all that
SteelKomodo: "I was shocked! Mario hands were covered in blood!"
Harpy: mega man was dead. it was the...scariest thing i have ever seen?
RubyChao: what have i done to gooper
RubyChao: what have i unleashed
SteelKomodo: "'It's your fault that this has happened!' Diancie said. "
Gooper Blooper: ;D
SteelKomodo: and yeah, harps, you're right
Harpy: Goopy why are you using this winky face
Harpy: no plz
SteelKomodo: that's what it translates to
Harpy: holy shit
RubyChao: THAT IS THE FACE OF A MAN WHO WILL GO MAD WITH SPANISH CREEPYPASTA
Harpy: MY SPANISH CLASS HELPED
Gooper Blooper: I guess I should add those aren't quotes, I made them up
Gooper Blooper: but they might as well be quotes
Harpy: what
RubyChao: yeah, goops, i could guess
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
RubyChao: but that's STILL GOING MAD WITH POWER
Harpy: gooper how the fuck do you type spanish better than i do
Gooper Blooper: google translate
Harpy: you used gooper- er google translate
Harpy: I KNEW IT
Gooper Blooper: Goople
RubyChao: SPANISH GOOPS
Gooper Blooper: FERNANDO FOR BBB%
Gooper Blooper: 5
Harpy: i was scared for a moment that our champion knows spanish than the resident hispanic did
Gooper Blooper: 5% orange juice
ivelchild joined the chat
Harpy: what's the other 95%? booze?
RubyChao: tastes like real hi ivel
Harpy: hello ivel
SteelKomodo: ey ivel
Harpy: why are we suddenly drinking 95% ivel
Gooper Blooper: suddenly ivel
ivelchild: the other 95% is Poppos
Harpy: we need to dilute this so we don't become horrible people
ivelchild: too late
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RubyChao removes his mask
RubyChao is actually
RubyChao wearing a RubyChao mask
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Gooper Blooper: harpy and chao team up for a metroid stream, chao's contribution is exclusively speaking with the Ridley Voice through a filter after they apply the headcanon of Ridley spending the whole game blabbing at Samus through a planet-wide intercom system
Harpy: do i get to adapt some form of reimu voice to cointer
Gooper Blooper: "YOU'LL NEVER GET PAST THESE ZOOMERS, RAHHH"
Harpy: >stream QP
Harpy: i could do that with steam streaming
Gooper Blooper: steaming
ivelchild: cointer? So Wario voice
Harpy: GLORIOUS SWEARING AT CHICKENS
ivelchild: or Waluigi
Harpy: ivel no
Harpy: actually
SteelKomodo: waaaaaa
Harpy: you should join zfrp AS WALUIGI AHAHAHAH
ivelchild: harpy no
Harpy: HARPY YES
Harpy: i mean waluigi is perfect for vegas
Gooper Blooper: Waluigi for Big Bar Brawl 5
Gooper Blooper: his weapon, a seemingly ordinary eggplant
Gooper Blooper: voting period descends into eggplant mindgame madness
Harpy: which one is actually waluigi
Harpy: for all you know, that eggplant is actually gaea in disguise
ivelchild: none of them are, he cheated
RubyChao: hahahahaha goops that would be the best thing
RubyChao: at both metroid stream and waluigi
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Harpy: pupdate: bro just shoved puppy near me and said "ATTACK"
Harpy: she did nothing but look cute
ivelchild: so like you
Gooper Blooper: harpcute
SteelKomodo: aw :3
Harpy: ivel if you're gonna flirt you should do it on skype ;U
RubyChao: also yes, harpy is noticeably nonthreatening
RubyChao rolls a boulder at Harpy, confident he is safe
Harpy: much unlike half of my characters
ivelchild: actually she's incredibly threatening in person
ivelchild: *shivers*
Harpy: at mario party
Harpy: you mean
RubyChao: yeah if i tried to roll a boulder at like reimu
RubyChao: i'd die
Gooper Blooper: harpchars are cute until you piss them off, then they're badass
Harpy: goops are you admitting that gluttony is cute
Gooper Blooper: You always use Gluttony as your one cute character exception :V
Gooper Blooper: Laharl has his fans so I don't see why not, anyway
Harpy: i say it more cuz of his personality
RubyChao: >personality
RubyChao: look at tenshi, somehow everyone loves her despite her personality being terrible
RubyChao: :crossarms:
Harpy: personal bias is that Gluttony is adorable
Gooper Blooper: He'd just get Draco In Leather Pants'd by the fangirls
Harpy: i already do that tho, goops :U
Gooper Blooper: "HE'S SO DREAMY" "dude he ate a sack full of dead babies"
Harpy: I DO THIS TO MY OWN CHARACTERS
Gooper Blooper: "HE WAS HUNGRY AND THEY WERE ALREADY DEAD"
Harpy: he ate an old man's arm and leg, he ain't dreamy
ivelchild: the old man didn't need them, he has one more of each :U
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ivelchild: I refuse to stop being mean
ivelchild: *continues being mean*
Fluropeman: ivelchild is secretly I M Meen
Gooper Blooper: OH LOOK WHAT CLEVER ROLEPLAYS
Gooper Blooper: SEE THEM ROMANCE WATCH THEM FIGHT
Gooper Blooper: HOW I HATE THOSE WOULD-BE WRITERS, HOW THEY KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT
SteelKomodo: goops that was amazing
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Draco: I just can't win this week. Next I'll probably find a way to cheese off Spy.
RubyChao: >spy
RubyChao: >cheese off
SteelKomodo: oh god
RubyChao: is... is that even possible
Draco: WE'LL FIND OUT.
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SteelKomodo: >year of the goat
SteelKomodo: perfect excuse to play shitloads of Goat Simulator :D
Harpy: >goat simulator
Harpy: hey ivel
ivelchild: I knew I should have gotten Escape Goat
ivelchild: must get during winter
Harpy: come over next year so we can do co op
FormerVengeance: Haaa
Draco: Come over so you can play co-op Bad Rats. =V
Harpy: NO
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Fluropeman: oh snap
Fluropeman: I thought I was about to hit the cap on miis in Tomodachi Life and then they add three more floors to the building
Draco: FRM: Plenty of room for the rest of Sarah then. =V
Fluropeman: now I can add the character everyone's been clamoring for me to add
Fluropeman: Whitey
Gooper Blooper: One of these days JRM's going to take advantage of using Whitey as his go-to "lel I don't actually use him" character and he's going to be super important in a plot battle
SteelKomodo: pffffft
Fluropeman: to goops: That's what happened to Mr. Chips :D
Draco: Chips-sama... [;-;]7
FormerVengeance: Draco's grief for Chips has failed to abate, no matter how much fish and dip we give to him instead. D;
FormerVengeance: His death was a calculated necessity, my frand. :v That's what he was. A computer. He did the numbers, and the world is a better place for what he did for you. Take joy in your short, organic life, knowing the math was inevitably higher that it would be you.
SteelKomodo: D:
FormerVengeance: By 'take joy', we aren't being a consoling message in the face of death. No, really, Draco. :U Chao's right there. Steal it from him.
Gooper Blooper: so now we know what JRM will do when he gets bored of having Whitey be the ref
Harpy: nnnooo
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Gooper Blooper: chatzy is being silly tonight
Draco: That's an improvement from its usual behavior, Goops.
FormerVengeance: Wha- whatever will we do in a silly chatzy? D= I don't know how to be sardonic or sarcastic or cynical or humorous. D8 It was removed from my installation guide.
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Harpy: i'm not gonna be forcing ivel into ZFRP
Harpy: in case we get over a relationship breaking argument over it
Harpy: "NO I AM NOT HAVING MY WRESTLER MARRY YOUR JOHN CENA"
Harpy: "WHY ARE YOU RPING JOHN CENA ANYWAY"
Harpy: i just bring him in the chatzy for fun stuff
Fluropeman: chatzy? fun? since when D:
Draco: =I
Harpy: since chatzy madness
Fluropeman: I thought chatzy madness was where gooper posted us getting mad at each other
Draco: I AM MAD.
Draco throws Chatzy across the Chatzy.
Gooper Blooper: THAT MAKES ME FEEL ANGRY
Fluropeman: *hits Draco's knee with a mallet*
RubyChao: YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE YOUR CHARACTERS SAY HOW THEY FEEL
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Draco: Toodles
Draco builds a fort to hide from spooks.
Fluropeman: excuse you
Draco BUILDS A FORT....TO HIDE...FROM SPOOKS. BU
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(JRM is playing Tomodachi Life)
Fluropeman: oh snap
Fluropeman: Mikey got in a fight with Saxton
Fluropeman: im surprised he's in one piece
Harpy: oh no
Draco: DAY-O DAAAAAAAAY-OOOOO
Draco: DON'T GIVE IT UP, LUFFY! DON'T GIVE IT UP, ZORO! DON'T GIVE IT UP, NAMI! ONE PIECE!
Draco starts dancing to cover the fact he doesn't know any other lyrics.
Fluropeman: GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, UH OH
ivelchild: Daylight come and me wan' go home?
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SNOW EVERYWHERE gives limp flails of uncooperative wrists
SNOW EVERYWHERE is out of razzles and dazzles
Draco: The razzles I can understand, but the dazzles? You can get those 100 for a buck at Shimmer's Shack of Shinies.
SNOW EVERYWHERE gnaws my hands off, sews them to my wrists, and begins jazz hands anew
Draco: =O
Draco: Let Dr. Monde graft a couple of starfish to your wrists. Then they can regrow themselves if you jazz too hard.
SNOW EVERYWHERE: No lack of functioning tendons can stop me!
ivelchild: Seems like you might need someone to give you a hand
Harpy: ...
SNOW EVERYWHERE: . . .
SNOW EVERYWHERE left the chat
Draco applauds.
Harpy: ivel i am going to kick your ass
ivelchild: :D
The Pain joined the chat
Harpy: and then sew it onto a dragon
Draco: I've got to hand it to you Harpy. You handpicked a good one.
Draco: Hi The Spyin.
ivelchild: She's really handy at these things
The Pain: My brain
The Pain: . . .
The Pain left the chat
Fluropeman: #Gross these puns
The Pain 2: Electric Boogaloo joined the chat
Harpy: only the finest ivels handpicked from the iveltree
Draco: Hi Spy 2: Spy Hard
Harpy: it's a really hands-on job
Draco: Wrist assured, at Harp Co, they sell only the finest.
The Pain 2: Electric Boogaloo left the chat
PAIIAP joined the chat
Draco: Quality in the palm of your hand.
ivelchild: I hear their employees are rather handsome
RubyChao: come on guys, don't make fun of spy, it's not his fault he's not able to handle bad puns
Harpy: i have more than just quality in the palm of my hand
Draco: Spy's just being a knuckle-dragger.
Fluropeman left the chat
PAIIAP left the chat
SCREAMING joined the chat
RubyChao: hey spy
Harpy: aw, come on, bear with us
ivelchild: they cost an arm and a leg though
Harpy: it's hibernation time anyway
Draco: Oh my. So many people coming and going from this joint.
SCREAMING: Harps those aren't even hand puns
RubyChao: what about head puns?
Harpy: it's a pun anyway
RubyChao cuts off Spy's head
RubyChao: DON'T GO LOSING YOUR HEAD
Draco: I never metatarsil I didn't like.
RubyChao: KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
Harpy: hey ivel give me a hand
ivelchild: You need to get ahead in life
RubyChao: JUST MAKE SURE YOUR HEAD'S ABOVE WATER
Harpy: is he a dullahan or what
RubyChao: does he have a horse?
RubyChao: and if so
Draco: C'mon Spy. Get a grip.
RubyChao: how many hands is it?
Harpy: he needs a bit more horsepower
ivelchild: you say he needs more horsepower but I say neigh
Draco: You're just trying to stirrup trouble now.
RubyChao: welcome to pun hell, spy
RubyChao: here, we have a hell of a good time
Harpy: pun jigoku
Harpy: or whatever
ivelchild: Suffer the eternal punishment
Harpy: hope you can handle all these puns
Draco: Pun Hell? More like Pun HEAVEN!
Draco: They're the same thing.
SCREAMING: me right now
ivelchild: We should really move PAST this now
Fluropeman joined the chat
Fluropeman: oh god you're still going
ivelchild: welcome back
Harpy: we're so sorry
RubyChao: hope you don't get too
RubyChao: ROPED up in this
Fluropeman: happy birthday by the way
ivelchild: ty
Draco: Alright, I'm done with puns forever.
Draco quits ZFRP.
ivelchild: you can never escape from the punishment
ivelchild punts Draco
ivelchild: And I'm done
Harpy: one does not simply punt a dragon
ivelchild: I'm punned out for now
ivelchild: (not really)
SCREAMING: I'm safe
SCREAMING: Finally I'm safe
Draco: Safe from what?
ivelchild: you're safe?
ivelchild stores valuables in the safe
Fluropeman: he's safe on first base
Fluropeman: gonna go for real now
Fluropeman: try not to blow this one up, 007
Fluropeman left the chat
ivelchild: Awwww, what am I gonna do with this TNT now
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