Deled: #Ruined
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Deled: back
Deled: time to continue with con "massive nerd" rad
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SteelKomodo: what have i missed?
Harpy: something is happening
Harpy: as in
Harpy: CW's "something" plot
Harpy: its like trying to guess what's in the mystery box
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(Cornwind attempts to explain an attack)
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: Here, a very crude reference picture
RubyChao: you weren't kidding
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: I cannot draw
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: Even stick men
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: I leave it to GB
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Harpy: suck eggs osaal, you giant fucking heel full of feces
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Harpy: seriously though, osaal has so much heel heat, i'm just waiting for her to just kill an entire animal shelter
Harpy: that's the only way it can reach 200% mad
Jumpropeman: *after saving Dakota, the chains attach to Top Dog next*
Harpy: NO.
Gooper Blooper: *the chains attach to Sarah, Silence, and Cleffa*
Harpy: they do that, osaal is going to get beheaded
Harpy: by alex, hansel, apollo, and viola all at once
Harpy: no survival
Jumpropeman: wait guys, Osaal's been brainwashed all along, we gotta save her
Harpy: naaah, she's straight up garbage
Gooper Blooper: SHE'S NOT SUCH A BAD PERSON REALLY
Vengeance, watching plots: Chains knock Jupiter into the ocean, killing a small animal that was previously an abused giant, a loving-but-hurt cursed man with quite a bit of tragedy in his past, and Sine's current life.
We cover the bases for beloved character forever-gone because of reincarnation scheme, animal kicking, -and- ruining true love that way.
RubyChao: chains latch onto tenshi
RubyChao: she tanks them, accidentally pulling the planet out of its orbit
RubyChao: dammit tenshi
Jumpropeman: The real 2015 setting, all characters chained by Osaal, constantly being pulled into orbit
Harpy: she's torturing a poor girl who she plans to take control of later
Gooper Blooper: The other end of the chain is Fumes' free arm
iKomodo: They latch onto Jewel and Crash
iKomodo: They beat them with The Power of Love~
Jumpropeman: Dakota is secretly the weakest character in rp, everyone else could escape these chains easy
Gooper Blooper: Well actually
Gooper Blooper: The chains are so big, they wouldn't be able to latch onto anyone else
Gooper Blooper: so Dakota IS uniquely weak to them
Jumpropeman: you calling Dakota fat >:I
Jumpropeman: because if you are, she'd probably thank you
Jumpropeman: she don't mind being big
RubyChao: except sarah
RubyChao: OHHHHH
Jumpropeman: Draco voice: I bet the chains could pull in Sarah no problem
Jumpropeman: damn chao!
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Jumpropeman: Is the PETA FLARE an attack so strong it gets PETA harping on Utsuho for endangering animals?
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Harpy: fist of friendship
Harpy: ...i could make another joke out of that but
Harpy: no
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Del Presidente: Is time your presidente slept
Del Presidente: Dont have too many riots my subjects
Del Presidente: Night all, stay cool
Del Presidente left the chat
Jumpropeman: *acquires Riot Games*
Jumpropeman: I'm gonna turn League of Legends into League of Legumes
Jumpropeman: Mr. Peanut will be a new champion
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RubyChao: HYPOTENUSE LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU, SINE
RubyChao: SHE LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU
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(Belinda's reaction to being given a box of donuts is to try one, then devour the entire box in seconds)
Gooper Blooper: Celestia appears to have won herself another customer
Gooper Blooper: *understatement*
Jumpropeman: *an RP character shows distaste for Celestia's food, becomes the bar's #1 target on their hitlist*
Harpy: well belinda only meant to take one bite
Harpy: she just took a bite THIIIIIIIS big
Harpy: how many more casualties will there be to celestia's big, fluffy donuts
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Harpy: can
Harpy: can dogge just bite sunshine in the crotch
Re(d): Considering Sunshine is 10 feet tall his crotch may be out of reach
Re(d): Also its made of sand
Harpy: but dogs can jump
Re(d): Sunshine do you even have a crotch I mean half the time you're naked
Harpy: well there's always ashuraman...
Re(d): KA-KAKAKAKAKAKAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG MY BALLS
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RubyNinja: would anyone like to know a Fun Fact i have observed about the super metroid romhacks i've been playing
SteelKomodo: oh?
RubyNinja: they don't shy away from playing with the boss order
RubyNinja: there's exactly one (1) constant across all five, as far as i can tell
RubyNinja: and that is the Torizo being the first boss (probably because it can't be delinked from the Bombs and you need the Bombs early)
RubyNinja: a couple of the hacks even move bosses to after Mother Brain
SteelKomodo: i c
Re(d): One shudders to imagine what kinds of bosses are after MB
RubyNinja: (in one case it's Botwoon)
SteelKomodo: (botwoon pls)
RubyNinja: in the one other case
RubyNinja: it's RIDLEY
RubyNinja: (naturally, that is one of the two hacks that does not use the Golden Statues)
Re(d): Is there a hack that makes every boss Ridley
Re(d): Every enemy Ridley
RubyNinja: >implying you wouldn't play as Ridley too
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: Stole all their livin's!
Re(d): Actually that should be a thing
Re(d): Metroid: Every Room A Ridley
Harpy: ridley brain
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The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: MRGRGR
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Harpy: a psychic or two may return in 2016 but that's getting ahead of myself
Re(d): Eh, characters don't stick around forever here
Bree: IF YOU RETIRE SAMMY I WILL RETIRE OCTAVIOUS AND MELODY
Harpy: ...YOU WOULDN'T
Bree: THAT IS A THREAT
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RubyNinja: oh yeah goops you know what i just remembered
RubyNinja: ...
RubyNinja: nevermind
RubyNinja: because now i forgot
RubyNinja: i guess you won't know :I
Bree: ...you're adorable
Bree pets Ruby
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RubyNinja: also about two years ago i got Metroid II on the VC as a birthday present :U
Gooper Blooper: :3
RubyNinja: :3
RubyNinja: (imagine if I had picked DK '94)
RubyNinja: (would we have DKplot this year)
RubyNinja: (probably not)
Gooper Blooper: (obviously Cornwind needs to do it)
Gooper Blooper: SERIOUS GRIM DONKEY KONG PLOT
RubyNinja: DKPLOT: CLIMB THIS CONSTRUCTION SITE
Gooper Blooper: We get sued for messing around on a construction site
Gooper Blooper: A falling girder kills an innocent bystander
Gooper Blooper: The hammers are cursed magic artifacts of evil that make you possessed and never stop swinging them
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: I am never going to do a grimdark Donkey Kong plot
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Gooper Blooper: three words to describe muin are and I quote
Gooper Blooper: stink
Gooper Blooper: stank
Gooper Blooper: stunk
Re(d): penguin
Re(d): penguin
Re(d): PENGUIN
Gooper Blooper: are you sure he's not a penguin
Bree: my favorite insult for Muin is still fascist
Del Presidente: hahahaha
Del Presidente: I THINK DEDEDE IS A PENGUIN
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RubyNinja: RubyChao: "but pirates" "samus please" "PIRATES"
RubyNinja: i was rereading chatzy madness and thought of something
RubyNinja: "Samus the space pirates have literally done nothing for the past two months" "THAT'S WHY I'M KEEPING WATCH"
Gooper Blooper: samus is just obsessed
Gooper Blooper: she has a telescope trained on one space pirate sitting at his PC playing Minesweeper
Gooper Blooper: "ONE OF THESE DAYS HE'S GOING TO MOVE"
RubyNinja: patchy visits the ZFS
RubyNinja: samus tackles her in an attempt to attack ridley's skull (king)
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Harpy: now all i can imagine is shiela just playing pokemon blue and being like
Harpy: "What is this. This isn't cute. Why are they enslaved? GO FREE MY POKEMON"
Harpy: likeliest to have a team full of clefables: tie between shiela and sammy
Gooper Blooper: Shiela gets down to one Pokemon, finds she can't release it
Gooper Blooper: "they WANT to be your partners" "...oh"
Harpy: "B-b-but clefairy needs to be free and be with its friends and ;; "
Harpy: then melody comes in and explains that its okay
Gooper Blooper: brings over viola to demonstrate
Gooper Blooper: "go on, viola, send out one of your pokemon"
iKomodo: Did one of the Pokemon games have a "goodbye" sound clip for when you released Pokemon?
Gooper Blooper: Viola just turns around, revealing Cleffa clinging to Viola's back"
Harpy: Shiela is just
Harpy: full blown
iKomodo: i vaguely remember it might have been a Stadium game or something
Harpy: ":OOOOOOOO"
Gooper Blooper: I don't think so, but are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
RubyNinja: how long until Melody calls Cleffa and Momoko sisters
iKomodo: Like, there was a voice that said "Goodbye" when you-
iKomodo: ...what are you thinking, Goops?
Harpy: inquiring minds must know
RubyNinja: patman post
iKomodo: because I maaaaay be thinking it~
Gooper Blooper: Patman Post, Pokemon Trainer
Gooper Blooper: "GOODBYE"
Harpy: oh my jesus
iKomodo: Oh god
RubyNinja: "That's one way of catching a Pokemon!"
iKomodo: "JESS, I CHOOSE YOU" "Are you freaking kidding me."
Gooper Blooper: He has the van instead of a bike
Gooper Blooper: and the bike theme is "VRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
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Bree: JUAN MENTIONED CHANSEY
Bree: NOW I MUST POST
Harpy: *ALARMS BLARE*
Re(d): COME ON BREE
Re(d): THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANSEY
Bree: dammit spu
Bree: ...spy
Re(d): ~
Harpy: spud
Bree: redspu
Harpy: red russet potatas
Re(d) changed name to Redspu
Redspu despairs at Bree learning my True Name
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Saberwulf: I have no idea what Cornwind looks like
Saberwulf: I always have this weird mental image of him having slightly inuit features
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RubyNinja: hrglble
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Jumpropeman: I have lots of RPinions, but I'm busy feeling like a fat seal
Jumpropeman: if you want opinions on fat seals though
Jumpropeman: im your guy
Harpy: thoughts on how differentiated me chars are, jrm. while i'm feeling a bit vain
Jumpropeman: i happen to think none of your characters are fat seals harpy
Jumpropeman: although this can be changed
Jumpropeman: if you RP a fat seal
Harpy: brb rping a fat seal
Jumpropeman: yesssss
Bree: new Harpchar
Harpy: ...if i didn't have a full roster, i would RP a seal
Harpy: a demon that got huge karma and turned into a seal
Harpy: "Make up for your shit by being a load of blubber and get eaten by a shark or something"
Harpy: ":I"
Bree: guys everyone has to look at that image I posted
Jumpropeman: *Jaws licks his lips*
Bree: because it's a cute, fluffy, fat white seal
Gooper Blooper: sarahseal
Bree: LOOK AT IT
Bree: LOOK I SAY
Jumpropeman: that's about how i feel right now
Jumpropeman: except not cute
Jumpropeman: or fluffy
Jumpropeman: just fat seal
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Jumpropeman: The intro for RP would be like the original Smash Bros, but instead of two dolls on the table, its like, 200, and the hand is just throwing them all over the place
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Del Presidente: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE GOOP IS BLOOPIN
Saberwulf throws an innocent cameraman through a table
Saberwulf: WRESTLING
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Del Presidente: clearly the only option is for sine carol and cauren to be lesbros
Del Presidente: and joyride through the universe space-dandy style
SteelKomodo: del pls
Shushed-Vengeance: Space-dandy style, hm? I likea dis. ;D TO THE CRACK FICTION. -zoom-
Saberwulf: Stardust pipeline plays in the back as magical gays shoot off into space
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Saberwulf: Since galactic civilizations II, the Gal Civ series has had a custom ship-building engine that allows you to refit craft with not only weapons and engines and the like, but plenty of really awesome cosmetic bobbles to make the coolest ships in space
Loss ²: I like this, Wulf
Loss ²: Very much
Loss ²: How custom is custom
Del Presidente: it is pretty cool
Loss ²: Can I make the Dongfleet
Saberwulf: Yes
Del Presidente: spy
Saberwulf: And looking at III you'll be able to make even better dongfleets
Del Presidente: the beta trailer has a line
Del Presidente: "you can make horrible things. We have no way of stopping you."
Loss ²: . . . I like this
Loss ²: Very, very much
Loss ²: My dream ship of "two faces sharing a line of spaghetti" will be a reality
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Saberwulf: How the fuck does anything work in the Hub
Loss ²: In every way
Harpy: timey wimey stuff
Loss ²: Also in no way
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Saberwulf: I don't know why I find it so funny, but the entire title of DOA volleyball is in phonetics
Saberwulf: "Deddo Oa Araibu Ekusutorīmu Bīchi Barēbōru"
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Gooper Blooper: "Dr. Ivo Robotnik AKA Dr. Eggman who we all know loses to sonic the hedgehog time after time, again and again, no matter what happens he always loses, but what if he was purposely losing to sonic. Yeah you heard right, see this goes all the way from the adventure series onwards until sonic generation, because he was purposely losing all this time. This is proven by the fact that at the end of sonic generations classic and modern versions of Eggman were arguing in the white space when classic Eggman ask modern Eggman “Do we ever win?” Modern Eggman replies “No.” Which means when modern and classic Eggman escaped white space, classic Eggman went off into the adventure series events he had been secretly sabotaging all his plans to make sure that the events of sonic generations would happen until the game had ended and he escaped as modern Eggman, after telling his past self no to ensure that all the events happen in turn to that point and his plans failing now aren't his doing."
Gooper Blooper: WHAT IF, MAN, WHAT IF
iKomodo: That is insane
Loss ²: No Eggman
Loss ²: You fucked up Eggman
iKomodo: and this is coming from the guy who once posited Tigger was an eldritch being
Del Presidente: I do not understand
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Shushed-Vengeance: Seemingly lewd but not actually riddle I hope that I'm not banned for (the answer is a fairly common household object):
A strange thing hangs by a mans thigh, hidden by a garment.
It has a hole in its head.
It is stiff and strong and its firm bearing reaps a reward.
When the man hitches his clothing high above his knee, he wants the head
of that hanging thing to poke the old hole (of fitting length) it has often filled before.
iKomodo: Oh lawdy
iKomodo: hmmmm
Del Presidente: Its a pogo stick!
Del Presidente: A frying pan
Del Presidente: A horse
Del Presidente: A cow prod
Del Presidente: AN ORANGE
I Dont Know: Is it weed?
iKomodo: A COOKIE
Del Presidente: A COOKIE
Saberwulf: Is it a penis
Gooper Blooper: It's a key
Del Presidente: Wulf im not sure if dongs are a common household object where you live
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(Spy is playing WWE SuperCard, a virtual WWE trading card game on mobile)
Miss Pun Opportunity Police: OH GOD THIS GUY'S TAG TEAM IS THE ROCK AND JOHN CENA
Miss Pun Opportunity Police: BURY THEM, TRIPS
Miss Pun Opportunity Police: BURY THEM BEFORE THE RAPADOO BOTTOM
Gooper Blooper: THRICE IN A LIFETIME
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Bree: Rubyyy why is Victor's hair silver
RubyChao: because
RubyChao: Reasons
Bree: ~reasons~
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RedbootedSpy: AQUARIUS WILL LIVE
RubyChao: to spy's dismay
RedbootedSpy: Nah I'm okay with Aquarius living
RedbootedSpy: He isn't the big blue bastard surviving my best attempts for 4 years now
Gooper Blooper: Spy
Gooper Blooper: CW went out of his way to save Zephyrus before Zephyrus was Zephyrus
Gooper Blooper: it has been impossible for you to kill him off since the month you created him
RedbootedSpy: I know D:
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Harpy: Well
Harpy: time to get cute pogeys
Harpy: Wurmple you don't count :c
Draco: Wurmple is a handsome fellow. =V
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Cornwind Othercomp: Name Cofagrigus "Lozenge."
Bree: riiiiiiiii-co-laaaaaaaaaa
Gooper Blooper: that's not spoopy at all
Cornwind Othercomp: Ah, but you see...any threat that faces Viola
Cornwind Othercomp: The coffin stops
Gooper Blooper: boooooooo
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Del Presidente: why is posting so harrrrrrrd
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Del Presidente: conrad doesnt appear to be doing very well but me and wulf think this lady is interesting and we want to pursue the inevitable plot
Del Presidente: So maybe he'll recover
Gooper Blooper: conrad isn't doing very well because he's
Gooper Blooper: wait for it
Gooper Blooper: a large nerd
Del Presidente: A considerable geek
SteelKomodo: a sizable dweeb
Cornwind Evil: Be yourself, Conrad
Cornwind Evil: Don't try and force it
Cornwind Evil: Just be who you are with honesty in your interests
Del Presidente: He is, its just that hes a humungous goober
Gooper Blooper: A titanic poindexter
Wait . . .: Yer a fuckin' nerd Luigi
SteelKomodo: FUCK YOU MARIO
Gooper Blooper: YOU GOT BRAKES THAT CAN BRAKE ON A DIME
Wait . . .: THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS LUIGI
Wait . . .: Is it just me or does my name go perfectly well with my posts no mater what I say
Saberwulf: I can't wait for Ellie to figure out that Conrad's last name is Svilzerian
Del Presidente: Gasp
Del Presidente: Is ellie a kobber fangirl
Saberwulf: She has a tat of Zeph on her arm
SteelKomodo: oh god
Saberwulf: So yes
Del Presidente: "Im a svilzerian" *deafened by high-pitched screams*
Bree: "I'm a Svilzer--*instant booty*"
Harpy: *whole club vibrates from such screams and crumbles*
Bree shot
SteelKomodo: XD
Del Presidente: conrad could have drowned in vagina if he'd just said his surname
Del Presidente: but he didn't
Saberwulf: lewd
Del Presidente: and thus he remained a HUGE NERD
Harpy: i'm pretty sure if you drowned in vagina, you're doing something very, very wrong
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Gooper Blooper: sarah goes as a seal for halloween
Gooper Blooper: flops into a giant bowl of ice cream
Bree: eats all of the ice cream
Bree: without moving a muscle
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RubyChao: so uh
RubyChao: i googled botwoon
RubyChao: Chatzy Madness Botwoon Edition is now on the first page
RubyChao: you did it, goops
Gooper Blooper: no, chao
Gooper Blooper: you did it
Gooper Blooper: Hahaha one of the google results is a GameFAQs topic called "help with botwoon" but when you read the guy's post you find out he got the name wrong and he's talking about Draygon
Jumpropeman: man, imagine all of the huge Botwoon fans who are in for a surprise now when they google him
RubyChao: metroid plot v2 next year
RubyChao: defeat Torizo, Crocomire, Spore Spawn, and Golden Torizo to open the way to Botwoon
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Bree: Wuuulf when are you postin
Bree: I wanna know if Conrad gon get the bootay or not
Saberwulf: Oh that's right I was gonna post
Bree: bastard
Bree: >:I
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(JRM is promoted to admin)
Jumpropeman: time to institute Pelswick RP *rubs hands together*
(later)
The Del of Dels joined the chat
The Del of Dels: Its
The Del of Dels: Beautoful
Saberwulf: Hatoful
The Del of Dels: I cant eben tyle prolefy
Doug: Did Del just get crunk to celebrate his new coadmins
The Del of Dels: Yiss
The Del of Dels: Gud
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RubyChao: my brain: there is literally a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy
me: but its dark and scary
RubyChao: me.txt
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JawsRIPman: and we all know Jaws is going to catch the bouquet~
JawsRIPman: ~~~~~
JawsRIPman: oh god the tildes are out of control again
-Vengeance-: Yep.
JawsRIPman: ~~~~~~~help~~~~~~I'm drowning~~~~~~
-Vengeance-: Nope.
JawsRIPman: ~~~~~~VEN WHY~~~~~~blubblubblub~~~~~~~
-Vengeance-: I warned you, didn't I? -scolds from shore and watches-
-Vengeance-: Oh fine.
-Vengeance-: -drags with Force-
JawsRIPman: phew
JawsRIPman: that was close~
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(Spy is still playing WWE SuperCard)
8: I GOT A WWE SUPERSTAR VIRGIL
8: . . . The only rarity Virgil is in is common
8: There isn't even an Uncommon Virgil
Cornwind Evil: Figures
Cornwind Evil: Poor insane Mike Jones
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iKomodo: What's Sine offering, again?
RubySpy: $9.99
iKomodo: Spy pls
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Cornwind Evil changed name to Cornwind Watching Who
Gooper Blooper: I always feel like
Gooper Blooper: cornwind is watching whoooooo
Gooper Blooper: and also RPing with you
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Gooper Blooper: link
Harpy: damn you took that pic today goops?
Harpy: lookin slick
RubySpy: I got my hopes up for a Goopspic
Harpy: you actually thought i was srs?
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Saberwulf: Oh so the store was selling Nag Champa soap
Saberwulf: Guess who's gonna constantly smell of temple incense
Saberwulf: This guyyy
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Cornwind Evil: Oh lovely, a possessive crime boss father.
SteelKomodo: those are always tricky to deal with :U
The Del of Dels: dedrad
Cornwind Evil: Conrad, bring her to the ZFS. It's best.
The Del of Dels: "So here's where all my mom's friends hang out. Wanna meet the white mages?"
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Draco: Sine questions the tea cup's motives in holding tea. She then shoots the tea cut with a Nerf gun to prove how tough it is.
Cornwind Evil: Sine has become Tackleberry from Police Academy
Draco: "Whatever is in the tea?" thought Pat.
RubyChao: and then esmerelda is defeated with a leatherbound stick with a handle on it
iKomodo: "...GOODBYE"
Draco: "A snowman," thought Pat.
The Del of Dels: It was Peter Fogg on the other side
Conductor Of The Poop Train: EEEEEE
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(Spy is STILL playing WWE SuperCard)
Conductor Of The Poop Train: Why am I collecting common Mark Henry cards in Supercard
Conductor Of The Poop Train: I have like 6 common Mark Henrys
Conductor Of The Poop Train: They aren't even good cards
Conductor Of The Poop Train: But I must have them all
Conductor Of The Poop Train: It'll be the World's Strongest Squad
(later)
A Less Krieg-y Name For Spy: Guys, bad news: I didn't get another common Mark Henry
A Less Krieg-y Name For Spy: I got an UNCOMMON Mark Henry!
(later)
A Less Krieg-y Name For Spy: 7 common Mark Henrys and 2 uncommon Mark Henrys
A Less Krieg-y Name For Spy: I don't know why I'm hoarding them but I am
Goops McMahon: woah hey
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Harpy: well guess all that's left is to fuckin' kill glabados that bastard
Harpy: and decide who wins the immortality lottery
RubyChao: IMMORTALITY GOES TO.........
RubyChao: DAVID WULF!
RubyChao: *confetti rains down*
Harpy: WULF ALREADY HAS IMMORTALITY THO
RubyChao: that's the joke
Cornwind Evil: He can put it on the Immortality pile he has in his other closet
Saberwulf: Another immortality to add to his collection
Harpy: someone makes Lapis immortal, she goes and says
Harpy: "Goodbye, friends. But I'm turning into a goddess. :D"
Harpy: and drives off in a tractor
Saberwulf: He literally has like 7000+ ways of being immortal so it's like collecting funny rocks to him
Draco: Wulf goes down to the street corner and trades immortalities for pogs.
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Harpy: i should get a female zubat
Harpy: and name it morgan
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Goops McMahon: We are down to roughly 18 plots remaining
Goops McMahon: Some of them I know won't get finished but I HAVE FAITH WE'LL GET IT UNDER FIVE
RubyChao: watch, we'll pull off a miracle
RubyChao: AND KNOCK THEM ALL OUT
RubyChao optimism!
RubyChao: well, except for M Sheep's Discount Plot Warehouse
Goops McMahon: picture it
Goops McMahon: November 1
Goops McMahon: one plot left
Goops McMahon: it's sheeplot
Goops McMahon: the ride never ends
RubyChao: sheeplot is actually the engine keeping zfrp going
RubyChao: sheep sacrifices finishing his plots to keep the rp alive
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The Del of Dels: i have to try and sleep after reading the five nights at freddy's wiki
The Del of Dels: Protip - dont do that
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A Less Krieg-y Name For Spy: >Open up "textbook"
A Less Krieg-y Name For Spy: >It's actually a bunch of papers that need to be held in a binder
A Less Krieg-y Name For Spy: You fucks
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Goops McMahon: There's someone running for a local political office in my town with the last name Lillicrap
Goops McMahon: So there's "LILLICRAP" signs all over town
Jumpropeman: that guy has strong opinions on Lillipup
Goops McMahon: "IF I AM ELECTED LILLIPUP WILL NEVER GET A BUFF EVER"
A Less Krieg-y Name For Spy: We should elect more Paul Heyman guys
Cornwind Evil: No
Cornwind Evil: Instead of fixing the problems
Cornwind Evil: They'd just talk about their clients and what they conquered.
Goops McMahon: Bubs starts selling "I'm A Blade Guy" shirts
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Jumpropeman: now im finally caught up on everything
Jumpropeman: and my opinion is: *flops around like a fat seal*
Draco clubs JRM.
Jumpropeman: *breaks out the glowsticks for the club*
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