Monday, September 22, 2014

Chatzy Madness Volume 150: Explicit Thickness

RubyCameo: ridley's back
RubyCameo: i am sure everyone is shocked and surprised
RubyCameo: and did not see this coming

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Bree: have I mentioned I'm especially fond of characters who happen to be hot chicks?

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Cornwind Evil: I'm hideous.
Cornwind Evil: It's why I hide behind cats

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Flounderwulf: Sup dudes
I Am Del: wulf y r u floundering
Flounderwulf: Because I made an OkCupid account
SteelKomodo: ...oh lawd
I Am Del: YOU FOOL
Flounderwulf: And now hot gay guys are rating my profile
I Am Del: YOU'VE UPSET THE NATURAL ORDER
I Am Del: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SteelKomodo: OH LAWD
Flounderwulf spontaneously combusts for disobeying the cosmic gods
I Am Del: here's the thing you need to know about dating sites wulf
I Am Del: from someone who is on one
I Am Del: they're all batshit crazy
Flounderwulf: But hey, maybe one of these fine men/ladyfok will message me because haha yeah I'm not messaging anyone first
I Am Del: if anyone says on their profile "every one of my tattoos has a story behind it" then get the fuck out
Flounderwulf: Hahaha

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Dacro joined the chat
Dacro joined the chat
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Dacro: I think I'm a clone now.

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Tableter: You may ask, why is jonesy dressed like a pirate? I answer, why not?

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Gooper Blooper: when no one was looking, Dirk placed this sticker on Josephine
iKomodo: Goops pls XD

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I Am Del: wulf
I Am Del: are people in chairs immortal

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Knock Knock, It Knuckles: Spy's Challenge: Don't Fuck Up
Knock Knock, It Knuckles: Spy fucked up D:

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Vengeance, Shogun of Sorrow: Ever hear of a Dragon Age Broodmother?
Vengeance, Shogun of Sorrow: I'm good for almost anything, but that thing... messes with me.
Knock Knock, It Knuckles: . . .
Knock Knock, It Knuckles: NO
Knock Knock, It Knuckles: NO
Knock Knock, It Knuckles: NOT THOSE
Knock Knock, It Knuckles: ANYTHING
Knock Knock, It Knuckles: BUT THOSE
Knock Knock, It Knuckles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Jumpropeman: As a lad Everett ate four dozen eggs. Every morning to help him get large. And now that he's grown he eats FIVE dozen eggs. So he's roughly the size of a baaaaaarge!
Cornwind Evil: No one yells like Everett
Cornwind Evil: No one smells like Everett
Vengeance, Shogun of Sorrow: Gaston and Everett are fraternal twins separated by birth and respectively altered by magical surgeons. They used to be blonde with Grecian noses, for example. They also had four heads. None of this is true whatsoever.
Cornwind Evil: No one 'power is bad' to his student tells like Everett

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SteelKomodo: zzzzzz
Draco: SK! Wake up! ZFRP was all a dream! Dirksephine isn't a thing! =O
SteelKomodo: D:
Draco: Pitsuho still is though thanks to the efforts of a Bengal tiger and three elven pastry chefs.
SteelKomodo: my thanks go out to the tiger for putting up with the chefs
Draco: He'd acknowledge your thanks, but he's a tiger.
SteelKomodo: aw :<

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SteelKomodo: *hugs*
RubyCameo: (◕ヮ)

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RubyChao: WHAT IS PAC-MAN'S FAVORITE FOOD?
RubyChao: PAC-BREAD.
iKomodo: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN PAC-MAN EATS BETWEEN MEALS?
iKomodo: A PAC ATTAC.
Gooper Blooper: WHAT DOES PAC-MAN LIKE TO ORDER AT MCDONALD'S?
Gooper Blooper: A BIG PAC
Draco: What happens if Pac-Man's arteries get clogged? A HEART A-PAC.
Cornwind Evil: What does Pac-Man do during election season? Super Pacs
iKomodo: What does Pac-Man pay for owning a car? Road Pacs
Deled: all of these pac jokes are very pacsing
RubyChao: WHAT IS PAC-MAN'S FAVORITE VIDEO GAME?
RubyChao: HALO 3

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Harpy: silence is awesome, sarah is awesome
Harpy: but nobody keeps it real like Widow Maker

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Cornwind Evil: I have not come up with a full story for Malachi
Cornwind Evil: Save that he is the only child Therian
Cornwind Evil: Deacon and Solomon were both transformed as adults
hamburger helper: His story is that he's very hungry
hamburger helper: And he wants the budder
RubyChao: but he never had the budder
RubyChao: they always gave him the solt
Cornwind Evil: No
Jumpropeman: when malachi was just a boy, he wrote a book of the bible. The fact he had no idea what he was writing about drove him mad and made him turn into a therian
Gooper Blooper: his story is that he hated Red and was happy to always see him job, but then he began winning and he got so mad he became a therian
RubyChao: malachi's real name
RubyChao: is
RubyChao: gary
Cornwind Evil: Damn it you guys I nearly choked on my food

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hamburger helper: what Hypotenuse needs is venues for fun that don't involve killing people that end up hilariously getting crashed by villains
hamburger helper: Family trip? NOT ON DR. MINDCONTROL'S WATCH
hamburger helper: VR arcade? THE DIGITIZER HAS TRAPPED YOU ALL IN THE GAME
hamburger helper: Pinball? Pinball can't hurt anyone!
hamburger helper: FOOLS, THE BUMPERIANS AND THE BALLITITES HAVE BEEN AT NEVERENDING WAR FOR CENTURIES
Gooper Blooper: >​the pinball villain not being THE BLACK KNIGHT
Gooper Blooper: come on dufe
Gooper Blooper: GIVE HIM YOUR MONEY

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Gooper Blooper: >​Reimu vs The Great Mighty Poo
Gooper Blooper: the greatest offscreen kobber adventure ever told
Harpy: reimu adventures: proving that she's a pretty good janitor while she's at it

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Harpy: where is my lore
Vengeance is Cave Johnson: Your lore is in another princess. In another castle. In another kingdom. In another country. In another continent. In an altogether different multiworld scheme. In a different videogame.
What we're trying to tell you is that you'll never read an ounce of dialogue here pertaining to the lore you seek.

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Deled joined the chat
Deled: gin bhubhi
Deled left the chat

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Gooper Blooper: Bree: I re-jiggered the sarahkin FYM stats in an attempt to appease your suspension of disbelief
Gooper Blooper: hopefully this works a little better
Jumpropeman: now I have to rewrite all the fites D: their specific weights really came into play there D:
Gooper Blooper: I made it easy now JRM
Gooper Blooper: they now all weigh the same except Ariel
Gooper Blooper: ta-daaaaa

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Breeleter: Carol making breakfast: "fixy fixy toast~" "fixy fixy eggs~" "fixy fixy pancakes~" "nommy nommy food~"
iKomodo: Canon and accurate

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Gooper Blooper: I need to point out that both Reimus in this picture have absolutely wonderful expressions
Harpy: i can see blackmu, but why redmu
Breeleter: she's so "squee, killin shit 8D"
Harpy: lel

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Breeleter: goooooopyyyyyyyyy
Breeleter muppetflail
Gooper Blooper: did I do something cool?
Breeleter: loooooove meeeeeeeeeeee
Breeleter: I looooooooove yooooooooooooou
Jumpropeman: *takes the catnip away from Bree*
Baleeter: Ur bein weird bree
Gooper Blooper: I am glad to see Bree is in a chipper mood
Harpy: bree is currently in a mating ritual with the legendary gooper blooper
Baleeter: Ewwwww
Gooper Blooper: harpy pls
Harpy: I have no idea how else to phrase it
Breeleter: harpy stahp
Harpy: is it hammer time?
Gooper Blooper: Maybe Bree is trying to apply for that fourth elite four slot
rodspuh: XD
Breeleter: yus
Breeleter: I want to join the Goopy Fan Club
RubyChao: you can't just join it on a whim!
RubyChao: you have to cling to his leg!
Breeleter: like this?
Breeleter clings to Goops' leg
RubyChao: yes, good start!
Baleeter: No cults on my forum except ones to dark gods, please
Harpy: he only has four. well, eight, but the others are relatively small
Harpy: do you want another yursarsh, del
Gooper Blooper: What do I do that inspires such devotion? Maybe it's the cute RP
RubyChao: >​implying goops isn't actually a dark god
Baleeter: Yiss
Breeleter: ia, ia, Goops fhtagn
Harpy: because i think yursarsh wannabe is starting up on mondor
RubyChao: well in my case it's probably the three straight years of friendship
RubyChao: just a guess
rodspuh: We have an Elite 4
rodspuh: I like this
rodspuh: But . . . if we get 6 more
rodspuh: We could fuse together and become Goops whenever we want!
Harpy: goops was the friendly face in the sea of "oh god someone is going to bite me" called ZFRP
RubyChao: you mean two more
Harpy: aside from Spy, spy is like
Harpy: the one who introduced me so
Jumpropeman: I now know why Gooper won't show us a picture of what he looks like. It's like Mohammad, showing his image is taboo
rodspuh: mhm
Gooper Blooper: Spy was the one who brought you there if I remember right, yes
rodspuh: @ RC
Harpy: yes
Gooper Blooper: it was like alex had fallen into a raging river of "oh god what is all this RP stuff" and there was a branch on the riverbank and he grabbed it and the branch was sarah
Breeleter: Sarah 2fat to be a branch
Breeleter: she is the whole tree
Harpy: trees save lives
Harpy: save trees
Harpy: "i'm ariel and i approve of this message"

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patootoot: And here I thought Henry was a solid wall of muscle
patootoot: Stretching from wall to wall of the room
patootoot: Rippling
Harpy: nah, he actually based his form off a librarian he met one day
Breeleter: was this librarian Gloria
Harpy: nah, it was a dude :U
Breeleter not even making sense anymore
Harpy: man Gloria
Breeleter: Gloriman
Harpy: spy: AND THAT LIBRARIAN WAS NAMED XAVIER AND HAD BURNED UP HANDS AND
patootoot: XD
patootoot: Also I read that as libertarian
patootoot: And imagined Corporate Gloria

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Harpy: >​while not the strongest kobber
Harpy: BUT SAMMY HELPED TAKE OUT ANUBIIIIS
Harpy: is true tho
Breeleter: strongest kobber is Momoko, obvs
Vengeance, dreading Tractors: Barpost.
Harpy: she is just scared she'd crush even everett with her massive strength
Breeleter: #truefacts
Vengeance, dreading Tractors: The strongest kobber is the King of Beasts itself, when it comes to life imbued with the essences and abilities of every kobber who has ever fought under its name. And nothing will convince me otherwise.
Vengeance, dreading Tractors: |D
Harpy: the tractor is the strongest kobber

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Gooper Blooper: oh shit I forgot about summerslam
Gooper Blooper runs to fetch cena gifs
patootoot: AND ON THIS DAY
patootoot: JHON CNEA OVERCAME ALL THE ODDS
patootoot: AND WAS THE BEST CHAMPION EVUR
Gooper Blooper: WHETHER YOU LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM
patootoot: ./honestly pulling for my boy Bork Laser here
patootoot: ./this could be the big torch-passing moment to Reigns
Gooper Blooper: THERE IS NO DENYING HE IS THE GREATEST WWE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME

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Jumpropeman: sorry it took me a while to get back, my sisters were watching Cory in the House downstairs and I just had to stop and watch the train wreck
Draco: Your sisters are clearly the official candidates for having fun.
Gooper Blooper: Did they start watching it because of you, JRM?
Jumpropeman: they've always watched it
Jumpropeman: ALWAYS
Gooper Blooper: Will one of them enter Cory in the brawl next year
Jumpropeman: *reveals that my living room is my sisters being forced to watch Cory in the House 24/7*
Jumpropeman: I showed my sister a video game recently, and I think I already know one of their entrants because of it :V
Jumpropeman: that's how Goomy came about after all
Gooper Blooper: RIP goomy
Gooper Blooper: you didn't even know what you had gotten into you poor bastard
Draco: Goomy can never die; he only faints.

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Draco: Well, I'm glad everyone but JRM enjoyed Vinafinale, even if they didn't get to join in. I enjoyed doing it too and there will be a lot of Deleted Scenes content for Vinefinale alone when the year ends.
Jumpropeman: I enjoyed it D: I killed Mr. Chips to show how much I did!
Draco: Chips-sama... ;-;
Harpy: *eats Chips...*
Jumpropeman: D:
Harpy: Mmm, Lays are the best
Draco: It's canon that there's a statue of Mr. Chips being built in-
Draco: HARPY. NO. D8
Gooper Blooper: I'LL TAKE A MR. CHIPS
Gooper Blooper: AND EAT IT
Draco: DB You monsters.

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Draco: O_o Is there a lot of "inexplicable inflation" Sonic art?
Gooper Blooper: yes
Gooper Blooper: It's Sonic. There's a lot of inexplicable everything.

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Jumpropeman: I hope you guys enjoyed my plot, I would like some feedback
Jumpropeman: hopefully Blailsplot didn't drag on
Gooper Blooper: It could have done with more tractors
Gooper Blooper: Otherwise it was A+
Harpy: posted
Jumpropeman: well you know, sometimes you just got to ignore the tractors to pull of something awesome
Vengeance, not an alchemist: It was overinflated with a greater sense of self than its simple homage deserved. -adjusts harsh-critic classes-
Gooper Blooper: too true
Jumpropeman: *is scathed by the criticism*
Jumpropeman: hopefully Blailsplot 2 will be more to your liking Ven

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Jumpropeman: MALP-Verse was an alternate universe of ZFRP circa 2011. A group called the Mammals are Lazy Patrol (MALP) formed when no one else would go save a kidnapped child. It was made up of Draco, JRM, Zephyrus, and James (a Blastoise). In our universe, they saved the kid and that was their end. In an alternate universe, they started solving all the lazy mammal's problems and became admired and later worshiped because of it, leading to all of them becoming jaded
Summerspypatootoot: Its funny because Zeph's jaded these days anyway :D
Jumpropeman: have we been living in MALP-verse all along? D:
Cornwind Evil: Not THAT jaded
Jumpropeman: answer: no
Cornwind Evil: There is also the COB-Verse
Summerspypatootoot: Yeah, deffo not that jaded
Cornwind Evil: Which is our Mirror Universe where everyone is evil.
Draco: Fun fact: Draco created the MALP after watching mammals argue constantly. =p
Cornwind Evil: And everyone evil is good
Jumpropeman: I don't recall that part of it
Jumpropeman: I thought everyone evil got worse :V
Cornwind Evil: So since the Society STARTED out evil...
RubyChao: yeah same
RubyChao: i thought the Good Were Bad and the Bad Were Worse
Harpy: basically all was grimdark
Jumpropeman: I believe one of the first ones involved Del's operatives being worse than usual or something
Cornwind Evil: That probably means the heroic Unity and the noble Bloodwitches on Porphyrion are planning to soon assault the City of Beasts to save the world.
Summerspypatootoot: Yeah, in City of Beasts bad got way worse
Jumpropeman: you know where the City of Beasts is? North Dakota, but she calls herself North DARKota now!
Jumpropeman: Mwahahaha
Vengeance, not an alchemist: How did the MALP react to robots -built- by lazy mammals?
Jumpropeman: Zephyrus is a robot built by lazy mammals
Summerspypatootoot: Eh, they had Zeph so prolly they're cool with it
RubyChao: consider that zeph was in the malp
Vengeance, not an alchemist: Hehm.
Draco: Robots built by lazy mammals are not mammals, therefore they are probably not lazy.
Draco: (Except Oceanus, that lazy bum.)
Cornwind Evil: Do you WANT to make the Haruspices worse?
Cornwind Evil: How could you make them WORSE?
Vengeance, not an alchemist: There are ways, CW. There are ways. We ban many of these ways, actually.
Harpy: they become so bad they loop around to being good
Summerspypatootoot: All it takes is a little imagination~!
Summerspypatootoot: How to make the Mechanimals worse: they're legit this time
Gooper Blooper: Make the Haruspices the ones that are immune to almost everything
Gooper Blooper: Make the Therians completely invincible
Gooper Blooper: there
Summerspypatootoot: Also the Wheelers are a single ouroboros
Jumpropeman: I know how to make Haruspookies worse
Jumpropeman: give them megaphones
Cornwind Evil: Why would giving them megaphones make them worse?
Gooper Blooper: Because then they could prattle on and we'd all hear them
Cornwind Evil: But then you'd also know where they were
Gooper Blooper: Not if they were also ventriloquists
Vengeance, not an alchemist: Ventriloquists who could put their megaphone voices in the middle of Card! capitals and Pirate! ships, to kill off other villains.

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Deled: i now have tropico 4
Deled: it's hard

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Deled: been choresing
Harpy: is jonsey doing chores called
Harpy: Choresey?
Deled: yes
Deled: it is
Deled: it's also grumpsey
SteelKomodo: lolz
Deled: "clean ur room conrad"
Deled: "but moooooom"
Deled: "no buts u huge dork"
Deled: "except girlfriends"
Deled: "MOOOOOOOM"
Deled: jonesy best worst mom

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RubyChao: 1% completion is literally impossible on Zero Mission
RubyChao: the minimum you can get is 9%
E: YA HEAR THAT MAGGLE!?
E: CHAO'S GONNA BEAT THIS GAME ON THE DUBYA DUBYA NETWORK
E: WITH ONLY 9.99%
E: AH'M LOVIN' IT

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RubyChao: also: it's kind of odd to think about how the original metroid had like
RubyChao: three areas, iirc
RubyChao: b/c i think it only had Brinstar, Norfair, and Tourian since Kraid's Lair and Ridley's Lair weren't seperate yet
RubyChao: metroid
RubyChao vibrates at a lower frequency than that of Touhou

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RubyChao: also i love that line in ridley's villain profile about "occasional bouts of goofiness"
Gooper Blooper: Well yeah, remember last year? We beat all his minions, got to him, and had a rough boss fight
Gooper Blooper: but right before said boss fight his opening line was "HEY SAMUS HOW YA DOIN'?!"
Gooper Blooper: "AAAA"
RubyChao: don't forget one of his deadly strategies to defeat samus
RubyChao: pose as a supporter and get people to not vote her
Gooper Blooper: Well it worked! She died! For a couple minutes!

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RubyChao: >​rolls
RubyChao: tenshi's funnel cake ;_;
Harpy: ...
Harpy: Sarah gets mad because now they wasted a completely good funnel cake and SHE WILL NOT TAKE THIS INSULT TO FOOD
RubyChao: yes
Harpy: GOOPS PLEASE ROLL TO SEE IF SARAH SAVES THE CAKE. by eating it
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
Gooper Blooper: YES

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Bree: I'm surprised no one has ever asked Priscilla about FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!1​!!11!one!!1
Bree: there's a legit answer to that question

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Harpy: i am having so much dew right now because my family didn't even drink it
Harpy: we just bought mountain dew and didn't drink it
Gooper Blooper: muntun dyw
Harpy: NOW I AM BURDENED TO DRINK THE WHOLE DAAAAYUM THING
Harpy: (i don't find a problem with this, as I have lemonade and milk as well when i want it. Also cookies.)
Bree: I have diet mountain dew because there's no dew like fake dew!

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Jumpropeman: Jasper's sister
Harpy: nice legs, daisy dukes
Harpy: makes a dirk go "WOOT WOOT"
Jumpropeman: i think dirk might have bad memories of the mimicutie :V
Vengeance, abstaining sleep: Aw man, though, did you see the -chest- on that one, Harpy? ;D
Jumpropeman: like how she totally turned him down and danced with some other guy at the club

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The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar joined the chat
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: I'm sorry everyone
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: I must change all my plots
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: All the villains have to win now
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: I have clearly slipped into the Mirror Universe
Vengeance, abstaining sleep: Eh, works for me.
Jumpropeman: Brockle Snar is a cute name
Gooper Blooper: >​implying you could actually get away with that here
Gooper Blooper: GEE I WONDER IF CW SAW SUMMERSLAM
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: Because last night John Cena got DESTROYED
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: ANNIHILATED
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: SQUASHED
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: I knew Brock won beforehand by accident
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: But I wasn't expecting THAT

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Harpy:  I want Sarah to fuck up Kit for being a big fat alex faker
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1

Harpy: taking that 1 for Kit
Harpy: sarah bias

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Harpy: I MUST GOOP BEFORE HE BLOOPS

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Harpy: but i still wonder what the overall message was for psychicplot
Jumpropeman: that you can never have too many characters named Sam
Harpy: sam will never show again

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Gooper Blooper: gotta go
Harpy: bye goop
Jumpropeman: bye goops
RubyChao: later goops
E: Buy Goops!
E pays 1 million Chojin dollars for Goops
E: Damn Goops didn't take up my offer
E: How about . . . TWO million Chojin dollars?
E: Ten million Chojin dollars for a Goops?
Gooper Blooper: how many pogeycards can I get for ten mil choujin dollars
RubyChao: considering inflation
RubyChao: probably ten
Gooper Blooper: is this a BeanBean Coins/Mushroom Coins trap because I am not falling for that shit again
RubyChao: oh god i still remember that
RubyChao: NINETY-NINE BEANBEAN COINS
RubyChao: *thud*
E: Okay, fine, fine
E: I'll give you
E: My finest offer
E: $9.99!!!!!!!!
Gooper Blooper: ONLY 9.99 FOR THE NETWORK
E: You can buy 6 months of Dubya Dubya for that
E: Six
E: Fucking
E: Months

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Harpy: i'm not sure if anyone told you
Harpy: but i have a hard on for mages

1 comment:

  1. And then Red started losing again. No wonder Malachi was so calm in his last weeks.

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