GB: One downside to FF: Four Heroes - the names have an eight character limit so Josephine is now Josefine
SteelKomodo: boo :<
GB: I was all set to enter the e and *bzzz* and I was like "awww fuck"
TheDeleter: pretend it's a 90's revamp
TheDeleter: edgy and cool
GB: J0Z3f1n3
TheDeleter: xX*so radical*Xx
SteelKomodo: POINTY ELBOWS AND LOTS OF LIGHTNING!
GB: Josephine on a skateboard
GB: ROCKET CHEMIST
TheDeleter: edgy and angry
RedSpy: Oh god xD
GB: Sarahsisters Unleashed
GB: Ariel is now even more enthusiastic
GB: "Like the ancient Mysidians say - don't drink a potion you found in the dark."
TheDeleter: Or wear any girdles you find in dungeons
TheDeleter: seriously who made those things
GB: Don't forget - the more revealing it is, the better the stat boosts
SteelKomodo: oh dear lord those girdles
RedSpy: D: girdles
GB: Josephine: "GET THAT ULTIMATE THONG AWAY FROM ME"
TheDeleter: clearly erebus' power armor is trash tier
TheDeleter: get him a speedo
TheDeleter: for godlike power
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Monday, October 8, 2012
Chatzy Madness Volume 18: Chilly-C Svilnizzle
SteelKomodo: crocodile blood is the cure for HIV, apparently
TheDeleter: it sure is
TheDeleter: one day we will make a world that saxton hale would be proud to live in
---
TheDeleter: Eshe smileys!
TheDeleter: sad :[
TheDeleter: happy :]
TheDeleter: uh
TheDeleter: that's it
Erebus: You forgot the current one!
Erebus: </3
Erebus: ...I'm sorry.
TheDeleter: :C
TheDeleter: hopefully that'll be <3 soon
RedSpy: You're staking Eshe? That's cruel!
Erebus: You know very well Eshe can't eat steak :crossarms:
TheDeleter: she'd be no good on a stakeout
TheDeleter: that's fo sho
Erebus: Oddly, she's at her best in high stakes situations
TheDeleter: she's best under high pressure?
TheDeleter: maybe some biting comments would throw her off
Erebus: Maybe, they'd probably drain her.
TheDeleter: i'm gonna stop now
TheDeleter: it sure is
TheDeleter: one day we will make a world that saxton hale would be proud to live in
---
TheDeleter: Eshe smileys!
TheDeleter: sad :[
TheDeleter: happy :]
TheDeleter: uh
TheDeleter: that's it
Erebus: You forgot the current one!
Erebus: </3
Erebus: ...I'm sorry.
TheDeleter: :C
TheDeleter: hopefully that'll be <3 soon
RedSpy: You're staking Eshe? That's cruel!
Erebus: You know very well Eshe can't eat steak :crossarms:
TheDeleter: she'd be no good on a stakeout
TheDeleter: that's fo sho
Erebus: Oddly, she's at her best in high stakes situations
TheDeleter: she's best under high pressure?
TheDeleter: maybe some biting comments would throw her off
Erebus: Maybe, they'd probably drain her.
TheDeleter: i'm gonna stop now
Friday, October 5, 2012
Chatzy Madness Volume 17: I Bought A Lightbulb Today
TheDeleter: I'd so play Paladin Donkey Kong
TheDeleter: slaying fools for the banana god
SteelKomodo: yessss
GB: "Mmm, bananas"
Erebus: "LAWFUL BANANA"
TheDeleter: Lay on hands? fuck that, eat this banana
TheDeleter: full recovery bitches
Erebus: Lay on Potassium
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: Smiting would come naturally to DK
TheDeleter: slaying fools for the banana god
SteelKomodo: yessss
GB: "Mmm, bananas"
Erebus: "LAWFUL BANANA"
TheDeleter: Lay on hands? fuck that, eat this banana
TheDeleter: full recovery bitches
Erebus: Lay on Potassium
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: Smiting would come naturally to DK
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Chatzy Madness Volume 16: Grand High Lord Miyamoto
GB: Now let's get them d8's outta the way
GB rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 4
GB rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 1
RedSpy rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 1
RedSpy rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 4
RedSpy: . . .
RedSpy: Ha ha, Chatzy
GB rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 4
GB rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 1
RedSpy rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 1
RedSpy rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 4
RedSpy: . . .
RedSpy: Ha ha, Chatzy
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Chatzy Madness Volume 15: Robot Genitals
RedSpy: pffft Jehovah's Witnesses
GB: HEY MISTER PECH HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?
Erebus: "GET OFF MY PORCH AND TAKE YOUR PAMPHLETSS WITH YOU"
RedSpy: Could be worse
RedSpy: Could be Kermit's Witnesses
GB: Church of the Arm Flail
SteelKomodo: "I've witnessed Kermit enough, thankss."
TheDeleter: witnessing kermit is not for the faint of heart
GB: HEY MISTER PECH HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?
Erebus: "GET OFF MY PORCH AND TAKE YOUR PAMPHLETSS WITH YOU"
RedSpy: Could be worse
RedSpy: Could be Kermit's Witnesses
GB: Church of the Arm Flail
SteelKomodo: "I've witnessed Kermit enough, thankss."
TheDeleter: witnessing kermit is not for the faint of heart
Friday, September 28, 2012
Alex X Josephine
The king's daughter has been kidnapped! I know, that never happens, BUT IT DID! Princess Sarah has been spirited away by a nasty witch! Fortunately, Alex is on the case - as you knew he would be. The brave knight ventured out into the wild alone, with only a crappy sword and a bunch of free potions for company. In a dark cave, he thought he'd met his match in the form of a minotaur, but luckily Pit came to his rescue with some timely magic spells, and the minotaur was vanquished!
At the other side of the cave was the witches' lair, where Alex and Pit discovered Josephine trying - and failing - to fend off some monsters that stood between her and her sister. After helping the poor girl, Alex and Pit teamed up with her and the three charged united through the castle, soon reaching Sarah. Unfortunately the witch appeared and transformed into a griffin, forcing the four young adventurers to work together to bring her down after a long, difficult battle.
Returning to town, Alex, Pit, Josephine and Sarah were shocked to find nearly everyone (except, inexplicably, the guy who saved their file) turned to stone, and they weren't far enough into the game to have Gold Needles or Esuna! It was at this time that Dark Pit took over Pit's mind and encouraged him to get the hell out of Dodge before he was petrified too, and Josephine sent Sarah to stay with him in a safe haven, fearing for her younger sister's safety. Now with only Alex for company, Josephine resolved to save the town, feeling that if she'd only protected her sister better none of this would have happened...
...And that's what happened when I renamed the characters in Final Fantasy: Four Heroes of Light, which I began playing today.
Alex fits well as a heroic lead, and since he's the dude you start with I think he's supposed to be the leader. Josephine is a bit more heroic and selfless here than in RP, but looking at her, I can easily see Josephine for some reason, even though she's got different clothes, hairstyle, and weapon. I didn't realize Pit would be such a douche, but I can fudge it by making it pre-Kronosium Pit getting taken over by Dirk Pat, and when he has an inevitable change of heart later in the game and starts being a hero, that can be Light Pit reasserting himself. Sarah is so close to working perfectly, except for one hilarious flaw - although she's kind, cheerful, and pleasant most of the time, she's also very selfish and has a huge ego. It's like normal Sarah with a streak of City of Beasts Sarah running through her veins. All in all it worked out decently, although tragically nobody has an ahoge so Alex, Sarah, and Pit are bereft of their glorious wriggling headpieces.
And now Alex and Josephine are adventuring together.
Alone.
Alex does not seem the type to have a wandering eye (although there was a brief period last year where Sarah feared he had lost interest in her), but I'll be keeping a close eye on these two kids for any romantic tension.
At the other side of the cave was the witches' lair, where Alex and Pit discovered Josephine trying - and failing - to fend off some monsters that stood between her and her sister. After helping the poor girl, Alex and Pit teamed up with her and the three charged united through the castle, soon reaching Sarah. Unfortunately the witch appeared and transformed into a griffin, forcing the four young adventurers to work together to bring her down after a long, difficult battle.
Returning to town, Alex, Pit, Josephine and Sarah were shocked to find nearly everyone (except, inexplicably, the guy who saved their file) turned to stone, and they weren't far enough into the game to have Gold Needles or Esuna! It was at this time that Dark Pit took over Pit's mind and encouraged him to get the hell out of Dodge before he was petrified too, and Josephine sent Sarah to stay with him in a safe haven, fearing for her younger sister's safety. Now with only Alex for company, Josephine resolved to save the town, feeling that if she'd only protected her sister better none of this would have happened...
...And that's what happened when I renamed the characters in Final Fantasy: Four Heroes of Light, which I began playing today.
Alex fits well as a heroic lead, and since he's the dude you start with I think he's supposed to be the leader. Josephine is a bit more heroic and selfless here than in RP, but looking at her, I can easily see Josephine for some reason, even though she's got different clothes, hairstyle, and weapon. I didn't realize Pit would be such a douche, but I can fudge it by making it pre-Kronosium Pit getting taken over by Dirk Pat, and when he has an inevitable change of heart later in the game and starts being a hero, that can be Light Pit reasserting himself. Sarah is so close to working perfectly, except for one hilarious flaw - although she's kind, cheerful, and pleasant most of the time, she's also very selfish and has a huge ego. It's like normal Sarah with a streak of City of Beasts Sarah running through her veins. All in all it worked out decently, although tragically nobody has an ahoge so Alex, Sarah, and Pit are bereft of their glorious wriggling headpieces.
And now Alex and Josephine are adventuring together.
Alone.
Alex does not seem the type to have a wandering eye (although there was a brief period last year where Sarah feared he had lost interest in her), but I'll be keeping a close eye on these two kids for any romantic tension.
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Chatzy Madness Volume 14: Meet the Kobbers
GB: so how about that small town sports team
GB: I hear they're having some trouble with that other rival small town sports team
RedSpy: Indeed
RedSpy: Indeed
RedSpy: Especially that
RedSpy: BIG, RIVAL sports team
GB: There was a game last night
GB: went into overtime
RedSpy: Oh, really?
RedSpy: What did the loveable yet easily distracted ref do?
GB: I was excited to see if Small Town Sports Team had what it took
GB: Well someone bumped into him and he fell like he'd been shot
RedSpy: I hate it when that happens
GB: That allowed Rival Small Town Sports Team to take out a steel chair
GB: he banged it against the ground a few times
RedSpy: Oh god no
GB: presumably to show how the steel chair was indeed a real chair
GB: STEEL CHAIR
GB: RHYMES WITH
GB: REAL CHAIR
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFT
RedSpy: Perfect timing
GB: I hear they're having some trouble with that other rival small town sports team
RedSpy: Indeed
RedSpy: Indeed
RedSpy: Especially that
RedSpy: BIG, RIVAL sports team
GB: There was a game last night
GB: went into overtime
RedSpy: Oh, really?
RedSpy: What did the loveable yet easily distracted ref do?
GB: I was excited to see if Small Town Sports Team had what it took
GB: Well someone bumped into him and he fell like he'd been shot
RedSpy: I hate it when that happens
GB: That allowed Rival Small Town Sports Team to take out a steel chair
GB: he banged it against the ground a few times
RedSpy: Oh god no
GB: presumably to show how the steel chair was indeed a real chair
GB: STEEL CHAIR
GB: RHYMES WITH
GB: REAL CHAIR
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFT
RedSpy: Perfect timing
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