ivel: was this ever shared in here
Harpy: ah yes
Harpy: dlc
Gooper Blooper: what the
Gooper Blooper: oh my god
Gooper Blooper: how did I miss the DLC
Harpy: goops you have failed us for the last time
Gooper Blooper: >she gives advice on scams because business and friends because Candid Friend
Gooper Blooper: beautiful
Gooper Blooper: Oh, I missed it because it literally came out today
Gooper Blooper: this is brand new hot off the presses gaming content
Harpy: holy shit ivel
Harpy: i take back your failure, goops
Harpy: BUT I'M WARNING YOU
ivel: oh wow
ivel: no wonder it was missed, yeah, it's brand new :U
Jumpropeman: denying us that cucumber consumption on the store page too
Gooper Blooper: only Komachi gets to see Nitori eat stuff in front of her for free
Gooper Blooper: "more like this: Spyro Reignited Trilogy"
Gooper Blooper: yes, that is just like nitori advice, good job steam
Jumpropeman: Nitori advises you get games in bundles for greater value!
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Jumpropeman: you know what I forgot existed?
Jumpropeman: the arby's waifu
Draco: How could you?
Jumpropeman: the only way to make up for such a grievous sin is to eat at arby's for the first time
Draco: Dew it
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Jumpropeman: how dare wikipedia not have a full list of all the tiger handhelds
Jumpropeman: how am I supposed to cherrypick one, be underwhelmed, and not play any again for 3 or so years?!
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: three separate little mermaid handhelds
Jumpropeman: JUMP
FASTER
Jumpropeman: what perils await the potato heads
Gooper Blooper: JRM, look!!
Gooper Blooper: Another Terrible!!
Jumpropeman: I still have a bad rendition of that Bonjour song from the start of the film etched into my memory
Jumpropeman: "1947: Flippers introduced" Pinball was rough before 47
Gooper Blooper: it really was
ivel: there's a reason it was considered gambling
Gooper Blooper: I think the history of pinball has come up in here before a long while back but it's a fascinating story
RubyChao: meanwhile, pachinko forgot to ever move past the gambling RNG part
Gooper Blooper: and the amusement industry eventually gave us arcade games, which led to home video games!
ivel: pachinko machines are neat but not the gambling aspect of it
Jumpropeman: the definition of all flash, no substance
Gooper Blooper: JRM reviews pachinko
Gooper Blooper: Going by the definition presented in that The First Video Game documentary, Tiger handhelds don't qualify
Gooper Blooper: but they sure are close
Jumpropeman: I reviewed Sushi Cat
Jumpropeman: but I haven't touched anything that's straight pachinko like an odyssey2 game I very deliberately did not do back then :V
Gooper Blooper: Catch The Ball, more like Watch The Ball
Jumpropeman: at least you know what you're getting into there
Gooper Blooper: now this is gaming
Jumpropeman: one day I'll realize I have no review lined up when it's posting time, and that's when Slot Machine will be there to save my bacon
Jumpropeman: oh wow goops, didn't know you posted a full longplay of slot machine
Gooper Blooper: it did amuse me in 2018 when you had less of a Game Hoard backlog and so posted a bunch of Atari reviews during Brawl Season
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RubyChao: status update
RubyChao: i have been using windows 7 for two months past its end of support date and i haven't died
RubyChao: mad with power
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Jumpropeman: before there was bad rats
Jumpropeman: there was merely: Rats
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Draco: link
Jumpropeman: hecatia gonna need someone else to help her stop the help she's receiving
Draco: Dark Star Clownpiece
Jumpropeman: i mean
Jumpropeman: you're not wrong
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Octopus Pal: So
Octopus Pal: I'm playing arknights
Octopus Pal: And
Octopus Pal: That's a brine lady
ivel: yup
Brinehammer: You're not wrong...
Octopus Pal: She's very cool
Octopus Pal: I need to go read her bio tho
(later)
Octopus Pal: Okay so the brine character I definitely linked
Octopus Pal: She's just
Octopus Pal: Yuugi?
Octopus Pal: She's an oni, she drinks a lot, she gets in fights
Octopus Pal: Does crimes
RubyChao: yeah that's just yuugi
RubyChao: yuugi has done crimes, why do you think she's shackled
Octopus Pal: Also she's EXPLICITLY not magic
Octopus Pal: Which is weird because a lot of the people here have weird magic
Octopus Pal: Magic radiation poisoning
RubyChao: >hoshiguma
RubyChao: she even has the same NAME
RubyChao: that's great
Mumbo Sheep: Clearly, Chao, she's that Dark World alternate version of Yuugi.
Draco: Seagreen Hime
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Mumbo Sheep: I believe I said before, but I really like the art style and design of Zozo
Mumbo Sheep: except for the, yanno, weird underwear part.
Jumpropeman: don't... draw attention to it
Mumbo Sheep: THE STAFF IS NICE THOUGH!
Mumbo Sheep sweats
Jumpropeman: I meant to grab a bust shot of her instead but forgot to
Dorkpy: i turn away for ONE SECOND
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RubyChao: thought
RubyChao: if Mar 10 is Mario Day
RubyChao: can we say Mar 14 is Maria Day
Mumbo Sheep: Hmm
Mumbo Sheep: Can we?
Mumbo Sheep: Can we say that?
RubyChao: i don't know, sheep
RubyChao: that's why i'm asking
Mumbo Sheep: Somebody check with legal
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Jumpropeman: paul boip, mall coip
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Jumpropeman: I wish cabbage didn't smell like poop
Jumpropeman: I was worried my dogs had an accident until I found out what my family was eating
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Marigold Sheep: Looking at the last Chatzy Madness
Marigold Sheep: I am amazed at how many people took the time to make a joke about rust on a can opener.
Jumpropeman: im gonna copy and paste some of those for when Ernie shows up in his robot again
Draco: I agree, Sheep. It didn't even look that bad to me.
Draco: Then again, I'm not a member of the can opener fandom.
Marigold Sheep: "Chao and Hooded Pitohui watched the Gun Gale Online arc of Sword Art Online and report back that it's garbage"
Marigold Sheep: that's it
Marigold Sheep: that's the show
Marigold Sheep: "Gooper Blooper: Death Gun better make it to RP"
Marigold Sheep: 8I
Marigold Sheep: "Sakuya Izayoi Gives You Advice And Dabs"
Marigold Sheep: I
Marigold Sheep: wHAT?
Jumpropeman: you DAB
Marigold Sheep: I thought Sakuya dabs
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Dorkpy joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hi DORK
Dorkpy: hi
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RubyChao: "Why did every late 90s early 2000s band live in the same over exposed and saturated suburban district"
Gooper Blooper: immediately thought of the All Star video
Dorkpy: tfw you laugh at the mere thought of All Star
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Jumpropeman: in the vita super monkey ball game, some japanese exclusive levels have you rolling across raised mounds meant to imitate the breasts of a real woman whose images are featured in the levels
Draco: lewd
Jumpropeman: correcy
Jumpropeman: *correct
Jumpropeman: unlike my spelling
Draco: lood
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Jumpropeman: knuckles's mouth here
Jumpropeman: is he hitting on me
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Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=enRp4h3nQs0
Jumpropeman: so this is why she thinks tony hawk is so cool
RubyChao: correct
Jumpropeman: >cleft
Jumpropeman: chao you just made this and didnt tell us
RubyChao: shhhhhh
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(Re: Kangaroo Jack)
Unusually Sleepy Pudding: The trailer presents it as a funny talking animal film. That's just one scene in the film, and it's a hallucination.
RubyChao: wait, really!?
Unusually Sleepy Pudding: The actual film is just chasing a normal kangaroo who is wearing a jacket the protagonists need to get back
RubyChao: holy shit
RubyChao: literally the entire time i have believed kangaroo jack was funny talking animal
Gooper Blooper: They pulled the same trick with Snow Dogs, I recall
Unusually Sleepy Pudding: Yeah, I almost brought that film up with it
Unusually Sleepy Pudding: There WAS a straight to video animation side story where Kangaroo Jack WAS a funny talking animal
Gooper Blooper: I think he genuinely WAS a funny talking animal- yep, that
Draco: Yeah, I was about to say.
RubyChao: okay that would explain more of it
Gooper Blooper: the MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT thing JRM brought up
RubyChao: my mind probably conflated the two kangaroo jacks into one
Jumpropeman: actually
Jumpropeman: the straight to video animation
Jumpropeman: STILL doesn't have him funny talking animal
Jumpropeman: the momma said knock you out thing is another dream sequence
Gooper Blooper: oh god
RubyChao: BWAHAHAHAHA
RubyChao: that's incredible
Jumpropeman: as you can see in the film's end, the fact that Jackie can finally talk after the protagonist gains the ability to commune with all of nature is portrayed as surprising
Jumpropeman: also, like a minute of camel fart jokes
Jumpropeman: why australia has a camel and why a movie decides to end on camel farts is a mystery for the ages
Jumpropeman: never mind, quick google says there are feral camels in australia
RubyChao: why did you make an animated spinoff and NOT make it a talking animal thing from the beginning
Jumpropeman: "Shotgun blasts are heard
When I rip and kill at will
The man of the hour, tower of power
I'll devour
I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand
That I'm not your average man"
Jumpropeman: kinda wish Jackie Legs didn't stop singing Momma Said Knock You Out before this verse
Jumpropeman: but he does still say he'll pull a gun in the previous verses
Jumpropeman: "I think I'm gonna bomb a town" another lyric we were denied a sunglasses wearing kangaroo delivering
Gooper Blooper: if I want to knock someone out, I tend to avoid guns and bombs
RubyChao: it depends on what momma means by knock them out
RubyChao: perhaps she meant to knock them out in the zoofights/brawl meaning
Jumpropeman: momma said obliterate the tricounty area
Gooper Blooper: XD
RubyChao: so jrm
RubyChao: why didn't Kangaroo Jack go this hard in RP?
Jumpropeman: he wanted to rule olympia
Jumpropeman: when we go to magitech jungle though
Jumpropeman: all bets are off
Jumpropeman: *makes Kangaroo Jack a Freddy Krueger type nightmare creature*
RubyChao: honestly it's starting to sound like he already is
Unusually Sleepy Pudding: "Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done."
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Jumpropeman: GUYS
Jumpropeman: WE HAVE A VIDEO GAME
Jumpropeman: "KobberParty is a fast and exciting dungeon dweller game for up to 9999 players."
Muted Sheep: >9999 players
Muted Sheep: is that a crack
Muted Sheep: at the amount of characters
Muted Sheep: Interesting
Muted Sheep: I wonder why that name
Jumpropeman: no clue really
Draco joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hi drac
Jumpropeman: why did you make a game about us
Muted Sheep: J'accuse!
Draco: Because it's free real estate.
Draco: I didn't need to make my own plot or characters.
Muted Sheep: Heelco
Draco: I took all of the interesting characters and Sheep's too.
Jumpropeman: phew, was worried for a moment
Jumpropeman: I can live only having lost Uysnskow
Jumpropeman: *begins planning how zozo can revive Uysnskow next year*
Draco: I'm glad. I thought about taking Shimmer, but she's just not a bright spot in your cast anymore.
Jumpropeman: everyone knows Hotfoot is the new light of my life
Draco: Good.
Muted Sheep: No one could bring themselves to kill Zozo if she brings back Uysnskow.
Draco: I wanted to make Ranamon the main character but she was actually TOO GOOD for my game.
Muted Sheep: :I
Draco: :D
Muted Sheep: 8I
RubyChao: :D
Muted Sheep: Honoka, go to your room.
Draco: I8|
Jumpropeman: look what you did sheep
Muted Sheep: GOOD
Muted Sheep: Then my work here is done
Muted Sheep: Or better be, because I need to head out
Muted Sheep left the chat
Jumpropeman: GOOD RIDDANCE
Jumpropeman: wait, I mean goodbye
RubyChao: honoka has some great images
Jumpropeman: a random honoka gif crossed my twitter feed recently but I didn't grab it
RubyChao: you FOOL
Jumpropeman: found it!
RubyChao: and that is why honoka hired the drachens to do her taxes
Jumpropeman: that olympia bread tax is killer
Draco: Turns out Pumpernickel caused at least SEVEN revisions to Olympia's tax code!
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Jumpropeman: lesserknownwaifus is doing best triplets and twins
Jumpropeman: time to submit the triplets of belleville
May Sheep: It's their time
Jumpropeman: remember when fred astaire was eaten by his own shoes
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Jumpropeman: I was feeling tired so I went to lay in bed and take a nap. In bed I was too alert to sleep so I came back to the computer. Now I'm yawning again
Jumpropeman: i cannae win
May Sheep: Clearly, it's time to write out all your RP posts in advance
Jumpropeman: I'll write BBB10 now and just swap in character names later
May Sheep: BBB10 But It's All Voyd
Dorkpy: hansel wins in advance?
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Dorkpy: tomorrow i get AC!
Dorkpy: you may never see me again.
Jumpropeman: i mean
Jumpropeman: air conditioning isn't THAT great
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Jumpropeman: surprisingly, these are officially licensed
Gooper Blooper: oh god, the toad
Gooper Blooper: going full blobfish
Stung by Bees Already.: toad looks like he's melting
Jumpropeman: nintendo saw that face and said "yes, this is good, please make this"
Stung by Bees Already.: kinda like how boxart megaman is huh...
Jumpropeman: guess who appeared in the tumblr radar today
Jumpropeman: that's right, beanie piano girl!
Stung by Bees Already.: BEANIE
RubyChao: adorable!
Jumpropeman: that toad sure is chao, but look at the new image i posted too
Gooper Blooper: Hecatia is that you
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Moody Blues: Meanwhile, with arknights
Moody Blues: Kroos
Moody Blues: She's great
MacSheep: Looks like she's having a good time
Moody Blues: She is
Moody Blues: She's sleepy all the time and she also murders people with a crossbow
MacSheep: Two great tastes that taste great together
Moody Blues: A perfect combo
(later)
Gooper Blooper: I look forward to Kroos' RP debut
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MacSheep: "I started playing Animal Crossing for the first time ever yesterday, I yelled to the other room to my husband “Tom Nook is a coyote and I’m stuck in indentured servitude”"
Jumpropeman: oh yeah sheep
Jumpropeman: this video has an interesting connection between nook and redd
Stung by Bees Already.: i mean there's like
Stung by Bees Already.: he doesn't add interest, you pay off the bill on your own time
Stung by Bees Already.: i also built up a lot of money a day before i could even pay off my home bill :V
MacSheep: "Tom Nook is secretly a video game character confirmed"
Draco: LIES
Draco: Tom Nook is real. ;-;
MacSheep: "He whisks you off to a remote island and only after arriving gives you an itemized bill to be paid in company scrip. I don’t know what the benefit of weed/fish/bug extraction is to Nook Inc but it’s a late mercantilist/early capitalist model and in this essay I will"
RubyChao: toom nook is real
RubyChao: in your heart
MacSheep: "Nintendo Power called him the greatest villain of all time, if I remember right."
MacSheep: Nook is so divisive!
Draco: Toom Nok?
Gooper Blooper: Have we had Animal Crossing in RP yet, because I don't think so and it's looking like this year could be the year
RubyChao: not that i can think of, goops
Stung by Bees Already.: why would I bring animal crossing into RP?
Draco: I don't think we have. Nobody has the courage to be Isabelle.
RubyChao: del has doomguy take off his helmet
Stung by Bees Already.: i mean everybody's cute and cuddly and it's all calm
RubyChao: it was isabelle the whole time
Stung by Bees Already.: isabelle's like the only one who'll go dogshit on you
RubyChao: relevant article, harpy
Stung by Bees Already.: ...is this even an onion article?
Stung by Bees Already.: it's like 80% correct
Stung by Bees Already.: where's the satire?
Stung by Bees Already.: where is it?
Stung by Bees Already.: i'm scared
ivel: "there is nothing but boundless warmth and peace awaiting you once you press play!"
ivel: bees.
ivel: there's the satire
Stung by Bees Already.: i mean, sure, there's bees, scorpions, and tarantulas
ivel: oh my!
MacSheep: "That’s because the Phantom Thieves stole his heart"
Stung by Bees Already.: but they don't kill you, they don't end your life permanently
RubyChao: it's like this other satire site article that was completely serious
MacSheep: There's the RP hook
ivel: Animal Crossing permadeath mode when
MacSheep: "What a benevolent oligarch. I'd still guillotine him."
MacSheep: "Animal Crossing is a spiritual sequel to Animal Farm"
Draco: Animal Crossing Nuzlocke: if you get stung with bees, you have to delete your town.
MacSheep: "It's funny cause in the context of the Animal Crossing universe he IS an aggressive capitalist but... like... in the context of the Animal Crossing Universe. Where most people will just give you what they have for free. Cause they like you."
MacSheep: "I've said a million times and will say a million more Tom Nook is Not a Crook. Get THAT trending"
MacSheep: Okay, I'm finally done with the Tom Nook stuff
Stung by Bees Already.: yes, Tom Nook may seem bad, but he's not enforcing regular payments and deadlines and booting you out of your house
Stung by Bees Already.: he's donated stuff to charity
Stung by Bees Already.: he adopted two cute raccoons basically
MacSheep: So here's Blathers
Draco: Tom Nook is a MONSTER who expects you to pay him back.
Stung by Bees Already.: i will defend him
Draco: YOU WANT YOUR POUND OF FLESH, NOOK?!
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Draco: Wildfireplot 2020
MacSheep: You must believe yet harder in anime
---
MacSheep: "This can be as simple as wearing 80s clothes for a song from the 1980s or can be intentionally ridiculous like a person in a dog costume being your visual guide for the Baha Men’s “Who Let the Dogs Out?”,"
Gooper Blooper: never did find out who let out those dogs
MacSheep: I cannot believe you didn't place an image of that into the review.
Jumpropeman: i tried
Jumpropeman: it got out
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: it was either get a high quality image of that dog man that was clearly not from the first just dance or get a really crappy blurry one
Draco: Should've gone for the high quality image.
MacSheep: "while there are no true goals in Just Dance since you can’t lose a song no matter how poorly you do and there are no tangible rewards for doing perfectly,"
MacSheep: Just like real life!
Draco: Sheep, no, you can lose songs in real life
Jumpropeman: be skeptical of promo images
Draco: There's only one dog there. False advertising.
Jumpropeman: he's the one who released the others
Jumpropeman: Rise of the Planet of the Dogs
MacSheep: "You can cheese the motions sometimes,"
MacSheep: Just like in real life!
Jumpropeman: just do two minutes of cabbage patching and you're good
MacSheep: "a player will have to stop dancing once they’ve run out of lives,"
MacSheep: Just like in real life!
Jumpropeman: there's a youtube channel I've been watching lately called Game Sack where they use that same punchline in many of their videos
MacSheep cackles quietly
---
Draco: link
Gooper Blooper: oh man, nice
Jumpropeman: Viola booking a flight to that island right away
Jumpropeman: or well, after that sun goes down
Draco: She can book the flight night and depart later. ;V
RubyChao: that is amazingly accurate
Jumpropeman: Tenshi shows up in RP with an orange triangular nose.
Gooper Blooper: nooooooooooooOOOOOO
RubyChao: noses
RubyChao: his one weaknesses
Draco: The Lord's ACTUAL EVIL PLAN: give people noses.
MacSheep brings back Grumblemon's nose for Salvagers
Draco: yay :D
Jumpropeman: *adds No Grumblemons to one of the Salvager's restrictions*
Draco: *adds No Salvagers to one of Grumblemon's restrictions* >:I
Gooper Blooper: Ranamon with Grumblemon's nose
Jumpropeman: Everybody loses!
MacSheep: Finally, true evil arrives
Draco: But Goops, remember, Ranamon IS Grumblemon's nose, so it's an infinite loop of Ranamons on Rananmons. 8V
Gooper Blooper: heaven at last
---
MacSheep: Something that just occurred to me and rattled me to my soul
Jumpropeman: is it that Daniel DeVito is his full name?
MacSheep: Chuckster vs O'Chunks
MacSheep: when??
Jumpropeman: never
Jumpropeman: Chuckster has given up the chuck life
MacSheep: https://youtube.com/watch?v=pP2JJFeWF4U
MacSheep: From the comments: "Wait, O’chunks dances and taunts when he actually manages to chunk you? I’ve been playing this game wrong the whole time..."
MacSheep: The reply from the channel: "The original idea was to get thrown once to make O'Chunks look good. But then he danced and I couldn't say no to that."
Jumpropeman: The Scotsman vs. O'Chunks
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Jumpropeman: "Imagine future generations looking back at this time and seeing this official politician tell a bunch of people to wipe their asses with corn cobs."
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(Re: Arabian Nights, a terrible game Chao gave JRM as a Christmas present)
Jumpropeman: I have like five letters that prove the vizier is the obvious main villain in arabian nights but the sultan just gonna keep pretending the vizier's a nice guy the whole time aint he
Draco: Yep.
Draco: Now YOU get to be the sultan.
Jumpropeman: i mean, that is why I'm trying to marry all five of his daughters
Draco: Oh man. You get to be in your own harem anime?
Jumpropeman: with some sweet ps1 era graphics princesses!
Draco: OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Draco: It's scientifically proven that PS1 renders the hottest women.
Jumpropeman: PS stands for Proven Sexy after all
Draco: Darn right! It's science.
Jumpropeman: off I go into the arabian night
(later)
Jumpropeman: so, I have a fun little Arabian Nights glitch I'll share here
Maple Sheep: Alibaba only had 39 thieves?
(Nobody says anything for a minute)
Maple Sheep: My joke was so good, Jrm's laughing too hard to type out the glitch
Jumpropeman: last night, I was in the palace garden, and there was an archer and baboon (yes, don't get distracted) I needed to kill to make completing my task possible. So, I decided to use my throwing knives since they were out of reach of my sword. My knife hits the archer... and an error screen appears saying it can't find the right information. I have seen this screen before so I pressed enter and it put me back into playing... and the archer is alive. It couldn't find the way to load the archer's death, and the same when I hurled the knife at the baboon. Same error. HOWEVER, I then used my magic fireball to attack them, and they both died to it without issue. So only knife kills on these specific enemies in this location are forbidden
RubyChao: i love that this is clearly everything you could hope for jrm
RubyChao: i'm glad this is working out so well
Maple Sheep: A baboon AND an archer?
Maple Sheep gets distracted
Jumpropeman: sheep no
Jumpropeman: that's the opposite of the instructions!
Gooper Blooper: that's great JRM
Gooper Blooper: definitely looking forward to the review of this thing
RubyChao: as long as it was a complete garbage fire that you love
RubyChao: it's a successful christmas gift
Maple Sheep: As do I-
Maple Sheep gets distracted again
Jumpropeman: the baboon isn't that interesting!
Jumpropeman: he just sits in a tree and loops the same annoying animal noise!
Gooper Blooper: what if it was Doom Baboon
Jumpropeman: man
Jumpropeman: doom baboon
Jumpropeman: that's an oldie but goldie
Jumpropeman: remember when he threw poop
Jumpropeman: I was just sitting over here
Jumpropeman: "well, who do I write getting literally shit on"
RubyChao: what if it was this baboon
Jumpropeman: its actually this baboon
Maple Sheep: Why do you need to kill that baboon if he just loops annoying noise?
Jumpropeman: sheep, it is better to be cautious in this game
Jumpropeman: i think he did throw something at me
Jumpropeman: but it could have been the archer's arrow that hurt me instead
Gooper Blooper: >something
Maple Sheep: >something
Maple Sheep: Psst, Chao
Maple Sheep: Chao, old buddy
RubyChao: sheep
RubyChao: sheep, friendo
Maple Sheep: that was your cue to then ALSO post ">something"
Maple Sheep: thus
Maple Sheep: completing the Rule of Three
RubyChao: >anything
Maple Sheep: you fool
Gooper Blooper: a baboon that can throw anything?!
Jumpropeman: aaaaaaaaaanything?
Maple Sheep: anything.
Jumpropeman: can god make a rock so big even a baboon can't throw it?
Draco: Yes. He makes it out of Nokias.
(later)
Jumpropeman: Arabian Nights: a giant green monster rises out of the acid and hits me with an instant kill attack. I reload my most recent save to fight the boss again. Took three quick knife tosses to kill this gigantic creature
Jumpropeman: for comparison, the human executioner fight earlier in the game wouldn't go down to twenty knives
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Maple Sheep: I believe Chao already linked this before
RubyChao: one of us did, at least once
RubyChao: Dr. Bees: Origins
RubyChao: the bees, the bees are here.
Maple Sheep: This escalates very quickly
RubyChao: oh my god sheep has found Chargeman Ken
RubyChao: for further reading, sheep
RubyChao: enjoy
Maple Sheep: whaaaa
Maple Sheep: "The show's production studio was Knack."
Maple Sheep: ???!
Maple Sheep: "The anime podcast Dynamite in the Brain is named after the infamous episode with Dr. Volga."
Maple Sheep: "Barican is referred to as a "robot dog" and/or "grandpa robot""
Maple Sheep: yeah
Maple Sheep: okay
---
Jumpropeman: borders are back, baby!
RubyChao: yep
RubyChao: i made a big ol' post
RubyChao: have fun
Draco: We haven't had fun in months. D;
Maple Sheep: This is a fun free zone
Cornwind Evil: It only took how long?
Maple Sheep: It's been 84 years....
RubyChao: nine months
RubyChao: but that's better than never!
Maple Sheep: It's been 1000 years...
Maple Sheep crumbles into sand
---
Cornwind Evil: Is Kirby 64 the one where Kirby can be a Sith?
Gooper Blooper: yes it is
Gooper Blooper: assuming you're thinking of what I'm thinking
RubyChao: c:
Cornwind Evil: Could have sworn it was red
Dia: i'm glad i didn't choke on my cereal
Dia: goops legit trying to murder me
Gooper Blooper: he does get a flame sword in Kirby 64 as well
Gooper Blooper: but it's just a flame sword, not a lightsaber
Maple Sheep: Kirby has many weapons
Maple Sheep: each mightier than the last
---
Jumpropeman: im glad youtube has started recommending this kind of stuff to me again
Gooper Blooper: XD
Gooper Blooper: (warning, video switches to ear rape halfway through)
Maple Sheep listens to the souls of a thousands damned man crawl out of a child's body
Jumpropeman: that's called puberty sheep
Gooper Blooper: "Imagine an alternate universe where movies are edited like this and meme channels on YouTube make edits where the scenes are normal"
Jumpropeman: "That's how the former Prime Minister of Pakistan lost his job. He was accused of corruption and was told to submit documents showing how he got the money for some apartments he had in London. The submitted documents were all in Calibri but were dated from before Calibri was invented."
RubyChao: goops, jrm, i have to tell you
RubyChao: my mind merged those
RubyChao: "Imagine an alternate universe where movies are edited like this and meme channels on YouTube make edits where the scenes are normal. That's how the former Prime Minister of Pakistan lost his job."
Jumpropeman: XD
Gooper Blooper: I'm sorry, former prime minister of Pakistan
Gooper Blooper: the world wasn't ready
---
RubyChao: link
ivel touches the Switch
RubyChao: well ivel
RubyChao: you just made my season 10 plot the one where we fight the worst space criminals ever
RubyChao: gg
Jumpropeman: that is the switch
Jumpropeman: that let nep out of prison
ivel: oh no!
ivel: good thing I touched the Switch instead of the switch
Dia: sounds about right
Cornwind Evil: Reminds me of a World of Warcraft boss.
Cornwind Evil: Two expansions in, the makers started experimenting with 'expert modes' for the raid fights.
Cornwind Evil: And their first try was 'do something during the fight to make it harder'
Cornwind Evil: (They later just decided to make it a toggle before you enter the raid)
Cornwind Evil: There was one boss where to activate the expert mode
Cornwind
Evil: All you had to do was push the big red button in the battle arena
with multiple signs saying DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON
Draco: Oop
RubyChao: nep was meant to be sealed away for eternity...
Jumpropeman: Eternity didn't want her though
Dia: i have unsealed her for all to play her games
Dia: she is gaining power
---
Jumpropeman: oh yeah, thanks for the reply goop on the blog!
Jumpropeman: but you should have waited like four months to post it ;p
Gooper Blooper: You were quoting it earlier so I knew you saw it!
Gooper Blooper: welc
Draco: I will wait FIVE months to reply just so you...uh...know I'm serious about it. BU
Jumpropeman: I'd reply to more of it but it would probably be like, "Xyra is my squishy baby"
Jumpropeman: if you squeeze Xyra hard enough she makes the xbox one start up noise
Gooper Blooper: JRM pls XD
Gooper Blooper: sounds about right though
---
RubyChao: link
Jumpropeman: the utter silence before the sound
(later)
RubyChao: YES
Jumpropeman: oh my
---
ivel: today I found out that this was a thing
ivel: The Atari 2600 version of Kool-Aid Man can be played for free in the browser at the Internet Archive
ivel: thank goodness
Gooper Blooper: props for the intro cutscene
ivel: uh?
ivel: I'm lost
ivel: I thought the K was supposed to be a dollar sign the first two times I saw it
Gooper Blooper: looks like the idea is to stop the enemies from drinking from the pool, but you can only touch them when they're drinking and you can't touch their straws
ivel: oh there is also an S
ivel: so I wasn't imagining things
ivel: and you're also trying to avoid the W I guess
ivel: no Wendys for Kool-Aid
---
Monochromatic Sheep: Huh
Monochromatic Sheep: A romance novel with Colonel Sanders exists
Monochromatic Sheep: published 2017
Jumpropeman: between that and the visual novel
Jumpropeman: kfc wants you to bone down with the colonel
Spy Say Why: Better than the Burger King
Jumpropeman: says you
---
Draco: Clownpeace Walker
---
ivel: "Okay, let me get this straight.
There was a company called Natsume that split into 2 different companies that were both also called Natsume, one of which merged with a company called Atari that had no relation to the company Nolan Buschnell founded over 40 years ago, to create a company called Natsume-Atari that has no relation to Natsume or Atari?"
Gooper Blooper: Not-sume
ivel: haaaaaaaa
Dia: my brain hurts
Dia: y u do this
ivel: "Natsume Co., Ltd. was founded in Japan on October 20, 1987.[1] It established an American division called Natsume Inc. in 1988. In 1995, Natsume Inc. split from Natsume Co., Ltd. to become an independent company. The name "Natsume" was retained by both companies in their respective countries. In 2013, Natsume Co., Ltd. renamed itself Natsume-Atari following a merger with its subsidiary Atari that year.[3] Also in 2013, Natsume Inc. (the American company) inaugurated a Japanese division called Natsume Inc. Japan with no connection to its former parent company.[4] "
Gooper Blooper: Natsume 2
Gooper Blooper: Return Of Natsume
ivel: now I'm just more confused
Gooper Blooper: whichever one makes Harvest Moon, just call that one the real natsume
Gooper Blooper: (I bet they all make them, somehow)
Dia: i think one split off to make some other harvest moon esque game, while the other continued harvest moon but... like... super softcore?
Jumpropeman: the best part about harpy bringing up Harvest Moon in the Natsume situation is that even the Harvest Moon series in its current state is not really the Harvest Moon series now thanks to legal kerfuffles
Dia: hbwah
Dia: wow
Dia: this is silly
Jumpropeman: if I remember correctly, Natsume owns the English series name Harvest Moon and makes random games these days with that name, but the actual series that was being made in Japan is now going by Story of Seasons when released in the west because they can no longer use the old localized name
Draco: Oof.
---
Gooper Blooper: Zeldoten: the anime
Draco: Her school days before she became a Master Thief.
---
Dia: watchin walking with monsters before bed
Dia: UNDERWATER SCORPIONS BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dia: "brontoscorpio" is his name burt
Monopod Sheep: The Walking series was great
Dia: now you just make me think this is a part of The Walking Dead series
Dia: fuck man if i'm dealing with a giant underwater scorpion dubbed BRONTO BURT who is also a fucking zombie i'd peace out
---
Jumpropeman: harpy in animal crossing (contains bug)
Dia: I MEAN
Dia: yes
---
Jumpropeman: my new characters for 2020
Draco: That's not Zeldoten.
ivel: nonsense jrm, those are clearly CKR Brawl entries
Draco: One entry. The entire team.
Jumpropeman: don't be ridiculous, Halfaman is half an entry
Draco: I kind of want context, but I don't want the potential majesty of a group of half-assed superheroes from a now-defunct comics company to be ruined.
---
(Sheep reading through The Game Hoard)
Metallic Sheep: Oh hey. I've actually played the Area 51 arcade cabinet
Metallic Sheep: "Set in and around America’s infamous Area 51"
Metallic Sheep: Come for the aliens, stay for the corndogs!
Metallic Sheep: "and other rare durable foes like a helicopter or zombies driving forklifts"
Metallic Sheep: Run that last one by me again?
Jumpropeman: the alien zombies still retain their forklift licenses!
Metallic Sheep: darn liberals
Metallic Sheep: I never knew you could play as one of the aliens
Jumpropeman: Area 51 is packed full of secrets, but most of them are just odd little side rooms with jokes or cheesecake
Metallic Sheep: ...cheesecake?
Metallic Sheep squinting
Jumpropeman: this isn't it
Jumpropeman: but I believe she is the girl that you see in the pinups you shoot to reveal
RubyChao: hubba hubba
Metallic Sheep: :I
---
RubyChao: now that goops is here i can post this (disclaimer i do not know if it is real)
Gooper Blooper: it's real, I got an email today that announced team skull was coming to pokemon masters
RubyChao: oh neat
RubyChao: yeah i remembered there were a couple well-popularized fake screenshots at one point
RubyChao: so, disclaimers
Jumpropeman: yeah, that rosa one that got popular was a PHONY
RubyChao: just like
RubyChao: rosa herself
Gooper Blooper: rosa is a good girl and I will defend her in harpy's absence
Jumpropeman: hear hear
ivel: yeah, Guzma and Plumeria, along with an event story
Jumpropeman: they gave her a single drop of personality and suddenly I was on board the rosa train
Metallic Sheep: "I pretty much have to agree with all five of your suggestions! Yes, even Regigigas."
Gooper Blooper: pretty much! I didn't care about Rosa much at all but then it turns out if you put effort into a character instead of making them an emotionless silent protagonist, they can be good characters
Gooper Blooper: heavens, who would have imagined?
Metallic Sheep: link
Gooper Blooper: link
Metallic Sheep: link
Metallic Sheep: "I think Pokémon could do with more varied methods of catching creatures"
Jumpropeman: link
Metallic Sheep: There are a surprising amount of images of a Pikachu appearing mildly disgruntled.
Metallic Sheep: "The Protect strategy might seem like it breaks Slow Start, but it really doesn’t"
Metallic Sheep: There, now I've used all the Pikachu images I was wanting
Gooper Blooper: https://i.redd.it/4t0z2dvk3xl21.jpg
RubyChao: not evil enough, goops
---
Metallic Sheep: From Voidburger's Silent Hill 3 LP: "I want a documentary about Comic Sans."
Jumpropeman: I watched a documentary about the Helvetica font once
Metallic Sheep: Ooooh?
Metallic Sheep: Was it good?
Jumpropeman: for what it was
Jumpropeman: i mean, it didn't have Wishbone the dog jump into its events to spice it up or anything
ivel: they didn't have Wishbone tell them a story?
Jumpropeman: not a single utterance of What's the Story, Wishbone? was made!
Metallic Sheep: Is this your way of hinting Wishbone is a Salvager?
Jumpropeman: Wishbone is not a salvager
Jumpropeman: he is my 2020 meta villain
Jumpropeman: he'll replace kobbers during key events of their history
Jumpropeman: remember erebus marrying jonesy?
Jumpropeman: NOPE
Jumpropeman: it was wishbone marrying erebus
Gooper Blooper: going to bed, nite
Jumpropeman: goops ain't having it
Jumpropeman: night
Metallic Sheep: Seeya, Goops
Jumpropeman: ive been trying to step away because I'm tired too
Jumpropeman: I always get ranty about wishbone when I need more sleep
Metallic Sheep: Darn it, people, stop being tired when I'm not going to sleep!
Gooper Blooper: I will not stand for this dog ripping off Ophelia
Jumpropeman: that's the thing goop
Jumpropeman: Wishbone jumps into the role of Ophelia
Jumpropeman: double layered meta
---
(Re: Animal Crossing)
Jumpropeman: darn, Gullah Gullah island doesn't fit as an island name
ivel: and a singular Gullah just isn't right, it needs both
---
SKINKS: My brain right now
iKomodo: squish
SKINKS: All you have to do
SKINKS: Is
SKINKS: SQUISH
SKINKS: THAT
SKINKS: CAT
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Jumpropeman: guys, I don't mean to alarm you all but... Godzilla Combination Joke and Coloring book
SKINKS: That
SKINKS: That's not even a joke
SKINKS: That's like
SKINKS: An anti-joke
Jumpropeman: link
link
SKINKS: Why is this book so concerned with where Godzilla dances
SKINKS: Thats
Jumpropeman: a better question, why are so many focused on romance
SKINKS: This book really really wants you to know about Godzilla's marital goings on
Jumpropeman: link
SKINKS: Godzilla is unfaithful
SKINKS: Cheated on her with mothra
Jumpropeman: I like that the crushed house has a For Sale sign in front of it
Jumpropeman: so you know he's not hurting anyone with his destruction
Jumpropeman: link
Dia: not dating mothra?
Dia: betrayal.
Dia: this is so stupid
Dia: i want 20 of them
SKINKS: I hate all of these
SKINKS: But not like
SKINKS: A lot
Jumpropeman: this is all that was posted where I found them
Dia: alas
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Jumpropeman: "Medical fetish site donates entire stock of disposable scrubs to NHS"
Dia: bless them
Dia: i guess?
Jumpropeman: adult industries are surprisingly very charitable compared to the regular stuff
Jumpropeman: pornhub's done all kinds of relief things over the years
Gooper Blooper: well you know porn is all about relief
Jumpropeman: 😎
---
Dia: time to cross animals
Macguffin Sheep: Harpy, no, that's illegal
---
Gooper Blooper: link
Dia: oh no
Jumpropeman: Cirno's not dumb! She's street smart!
Jumpropeman: Just don't ask her to name any streets
Jumpropeman: or anything about streets
Jumpropeman: unless
Jumpropeman: it's Sesame Street
ivel: does she even know how to get to Sesame Street BI
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SKINKS: Okay so
SKINKS: This week
SKINKS: Games workshop has the audiobook and ebook of Soul Wars, an age of sigmar novel, available for like two dollars each
SKINKS: I have bought both and read the ebook
SKINKS: I'm going to say
SKINKS: This is a disaster report
SKINKS: This book fuckin sucks
SKINKS: So it exists to tie into the starter set for age of sigmar - the Soul Wars set of the same name
SKINKS: And as such it showcases the two factions - the definitely not space marines, and angry ghosts
SKINKS: However, if you pressed me hard on it, I could name maybe like, a handful of characters through what their actual personality was
SKINKS: Almost every character has the same voice
SKINKS: This is because the author, Josh Reynolds, is someone who loves incredibly wordy descriptions of things that somehow leave you with no idea of what the fuck a place looks like. He describes one of the most important locations to the stormcast, the place where they respawn, with such a fuckin florid and overburdened description of a place that I couldn't fucking picture it in my head. The entire front half of the book is loaded with descriptions of places that aren't effective.
SKINKS: Also, he's breaking out a fucking thesaurus for this shit, which is the sign of
SKINKS: Look he uses the word destrier
SKINKS: And I had to look that up
SKINKS: And that was not the first time I was thankful for the dictionary on Google books
SKINKS: Finally, the pacing is dire. There is an interminable buildup towards the final fight, where the heroes sit twiddling their thumbs and the villains topple some minor forts and spout identical pithy lines at each other despite being
SKINKS: Okay I'll come back to them
SKINKS: Anyway
SKINKS: The final fight happens and it's huge and drawn out and there's the implication that the battle is still going
SKINKS: And then whoops it ends
RubyChao: this is a very fun disaster report
RubyChao: ty
SKINKS: With like a final chapter of the villain's lackey going "haha I had an ulterior motive that doesn't make any sense"
SKINKS: Anyway so the problem with the voices all being the same is
SKINKS: On the villainous side we have
SKINKS: A zombie queen with her pet zombie dogs, a "pompous" skeleton general, a "mad" ghost with a soul-eating sword, and another ghost knight guy who's been a focal character
SKINKS: And they all sound the same
SKINKS: No vocal tics
SKINKS: No different word choices
SKINKS: If you want to have a unique voice in this book, you have to be either a child or a dwarf
SKINKS: And it drives me absolutely nuts, even for a tie-in novel it does a disservice to the absolutely amazing pantheon of characters you can have in AoS
SKINKS: One of the stormcast characters only traits is he eats a hot potato one time
SKINKS: Fuck this book, I feel cheated even though I paid nearly nothing for it
iKomodo: Potatocast
iKomodo: Wow, i walked in on a hell of a thing
Jumpropeman: damn son
SKINKS: Oh also
SKINKS: There are only two characters I would find "fun"
SKINKS: One is the briefly mentioned army of orcs at the start who are having a laugh fighting some skeletons
Jumpropeman: time to burn an ebook
SKINKS: And the second is blood-a-bones, an undead jester puppeted by nagash for a page, because the idea of the god of death puppeting his own jester is very funny to me
---
Jumpropeman: "2010s, A Taste Of Her Own Medicine, Ambitious, Attempted Murder, Begged by Hero for Mercy, Betrayed, Betrayer, Brunette, Business Suit, Callous, Child Defeats Villainess, Conspirator, Femme Fatale, Hero's Lover, High Heels, Humiliated, Knife, Makeshift Weapon, Man Kills Villainess, Master Manipulator, Murderer, Murder: Bludgeoning, Murder: Severed Jugular, Murder: Stabbing, Offscreen Death, Pistol, Serial Killer, Traitoress, Vengeful, Villainous Reveal, Western Animation Villainess, Demise: Shot, Fate: Deceased, Demise: High Fall"
Jumpropeman: these are all categories
Jumpropeman: for a single character
Jumpropeman: on the female villains wiki
Dia: oh man
Jumpropeman: *clicks Begged by Hero for Mercy
Jumpropeman: 66 pages
Jumpropeman: they are freaking thorough
Jumpropeman: "Bombalurina (Taylor Swift) is a secondary antagonist in the 2019 musical film ‘Cats’. She is the glamorous feline accomplice of Macavity (Idris Elba)."
Jumpropeman: huh, I had no idea they turned this cat into a villain
Dia: where's the tertuary antagonish
Jumpropeman: I am disappointed Bombalurina is not in the Adaptational Evil Boost category that, yes, exists and is super thorough again
Jumpropeman: "Ursula is the main villainess from the Disney animation The Little Mermaid. She disguises herself as a woman she calls Vanessa.
Vanessa looks quite a bit like Ariel, but has brown hair instead of red and is much sexier too. Despite Ariel's attractiveness, Vanessa wears dresses that cling, in some cases to the point of being nearly skin-tight, to her curves. This highlight on her curves brings further subtle alterations to bear: Vanessa's breasts are slightly, but impressively, larger than Ariel's and considerably more perky, high on her chest, and tucked into tight dresses that lightly bounce them. Vanessa's waist is smaller than Ariel's which makes her hips, looking as full as Ariel's, actually fuller, all of her dresses accentuate her sexuality, more or less modestly, always clinging to her breasts and hips. She bears more skin than any other clothed character in the film."
Jumpropeman: okay
Jumpropeman: I was gonna say "sadly, this wiki is so well maintained that all the information isn't very funny and is instead very informative"
Dia: ah, yes
Dia: someone is really
Dia: REALLY
Dia: into vanessa
Jumpropeman: but Ursula's page literally has one image of the real ursula and 13 of Vanessa
Jumpropeman: it literally never mentions her real appearance or activities either
Jumpropeman: it's all vanessa all the time
Jumpropeman: "Wasted away to practically nothing. Banished and exiled and practically starving. (referring to King Triton) While he and his flimsy fish folk celebrate. Well I'll give him something to celebrate soon enough. [to her two eel Minions] Flotsam! Jetsam! (referring to Ariel) I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty, little daughter of his."
Jumpropeman: when you have that many parenthetical and bracketed statements in your quote
Jumpropeman: maybe pick a different one
Jumpropeman: "I should probably at least add Ursula to the title.
March 18, 2016 by Akujo"
Jumpropeman: the guy who made the page apparently just wanted it to be Vanessa at first :V
Jumpropeman: if you need images of a villainess, this wiki could be pretty helpful
Jumpropeman: Mai from Dragonball Evolution even has a well populated gallery
Jumpropeman: I almost made a joke that this is my favorite evil babe
Jumpropeman: but
Jumpropeman: the image link HAS evilbabes right in it
ivel: wow, Mai looks a lot different than I remember
Jumpropeman: "Formerly The EvilBabes Wiki"
Jumpropeman: that explains that :V
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Jumpropeman: "Remake Evil 3: Resident Penesis"
Jumpropeman: This porn parody game might not be on steam for long
Jumpropeman: oh wait, it's already removed from the store side :V
ivel: apparently they changed the name and it's back up, but I'm not looking into it any more than that :U
---
ivel: why was there a Super Mario Land rap
ivel: then again, why wouldn't there be
Harpy: wait what
Harpy: those are some sick moves and sick beats
---
Harpy: i have 0 energy to do anything aside from read and play AC mindlessly
Working From Del: mood tbh
Working From Del: i got denim booty shorts and a house which is more than i'll have irl
Harpy: i need to get more money and get another house upgrade
Harpy: only because i keep filling up storage with clothes
Harpy: this is the price i pay for making Dia
Harpy: and Dia now looks like an Overly Festive Grandmother
Working From Del: i made a mac tonight t-shirt and thats all the fashion i need
Working From Del: can you get wardrobes
Harpy: yes, but it's more to change clothes than anything
Harpy: not sure about the chest...
Working From Del: diggety darn
Harpy: i mean i have 240 slots but i have almost half of them used now :V
Harpy: clearly that means i should make things like Sammy's shirt or something
Working From Del: definitely
Harpy: or whatever the hell Aiko is wearing at any given moment
Working From Del: uh
Working From Del: biggie smalls t-shirt
Working From Del: i need to put more effort into aiko's wardrobe
Harpy: sorry i was trying to think who was the biggest fashion disaster
Working From Del: lots of black tshirts and combat boots
Harpy: aiko probably isn't one of them but she's the first one i thought of
Working From Del: oh yeah she's a disaster tbh
Harpy: yeah she's no disaster she's just goth
Working From Del: excuse you she's a lesbian goth disaster
Working From Del: who also runs a gang
Harpy: lesbian goth disaster who is in love with a death
Working From Del: yes
Harpy: a Death
Harpy: you can't get more goth than that
Harpy: she has went into maximum overgoth
Working From Del: too goth??
Harpy: there is no such thing
Harpy: the only limit to goth
Harpy: is how goth you want to be
Harpy: set your own limits, or free yourself to gothdom
Harpy: just not to gotham
Working From Del: lol
Working From Del: wisdom
---
Gooper Blooper: I have made a discovery in my slow reread of So Bad It's Horrible on TV Tropes
Harpy: oh god
Gooper Blooper: that one shitty anime I inexplicably watched that one time, Mars Of Destruction?
Harpy: whl;jg
Harpy: what
Gooper Blooper: I overlooked this before, but the company responsible for Mars Of Destruction is
Gooper Blooper: Idea Factory
Gooper Blooper: the nep people
Harpy: god damn it nep
---
RubyChao: this is a very ZFRP image
Harpy: klaNSDALFKJ
Harpy: ow my chest
Harpy: laughed too hard
Gooper Blooper: the more ridiculous the crossover the more ZFRP it is
Harpy: now it just makes me think isabelle meeting doomguy happens in ZFRP
RubyChao: well, doomguy's appeared...
Harpy: look i am actually debating using Isabelle
Harpy: for... next setting.
Gooper Blooper: both E-123 Omega and DK are RP canon
Harpy: my god
---
Gooper Blooper: link
Harpy: wh
Harpy: i did not ask for this
Harpy: i'm staying up late and you punish me with this
Harpy: how could you.
RubyChao: nep is made of memes
ivel: I can't force myself to watch this video
Harpy: link
ivel: I'm uncomfortable
ivel: yes look at what Harpy linked instead
RubyChao: https://youtube.com/watch?v=QJ6dqbJduwo
ivel: why did we both link it
RubyChao: i linked it because of you
ivel: 😱
Jumpropeman: this nep video is awful
Gooper Blooper: to be fair, with a title like that
Gooper Blooper: the video warned you
---
Gooper Blooper: link
Harpy: but WHY
Jumpropeman: that expression
Harpy: i need them to LEAVE
---
RubyChao: "In Splinter Cell: Double Agent for the Nintendo GameCube, it's possible to get a wood-carving knife in the prison level that enables you to use lethal attacks. However, due to a programming bug, Sam uses lethal attacks just fine without it; he quite literally stabs and slashes with his balled-up fist and can kill enemies by doing so."
RubyChao: is this what they call the power of kung fu
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Meticulous Sheep: "The skirmish with the centipede is fittingly the main fight of Centipede, but there are other bugs who appear to complicate the battle."
Meticulous Sheep: Centipede truly is the Smash Bros of arcade insect shooters.
Meticulous Sheep: "the goal of Centipede is to earn as many points as you can before you lose all your lives."
Meticulous Sheep: Just like real life?
Meticulous Sheep: "This is where it becomes vital to prune the battlefield from time to time,"
Meticulous Sheep: Confirming that gardening can, in fact, bloom on the battlefield.
Meticulous Sheep: "you’ll need to be speedy and react on the fly"
Meticulous Sheep: We wish to remind you, however, that there are no flies to react to in Centipede.
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Harpy: sheep, new blogposts
Harpy: i made one, del made one
Harpy: goops made one
Meticulous Sheep: I already reacted to Goops!
Jumpropeman: I think you're thinking of a different gooppost sheep
Harpy: everyone's making them!
RubyChao: yeah, goops made TWO blogs
Meticulous Sheep: Well, that's just cheating
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Harpy: in fantastic news today
Harpy: one of the ivelcats made biscuits on me and relaxed in my lap!
Jumpropeman: awww
Harpy: i felt so blessed
Harpy: he only did it to ivelmom and i was like "god i wish that were me"
Harpy: unfortunately i had to move to get my phone (which i promptly left at their house as we were leaving...)
Meticulous Sheep: Well
Meticulous Sheep: you know what they say
Meticulous Sheep: it's nice to know you are kneaded.
Harpy: haaa, sheep
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( https://twitter.com/scienceshitpost )
Jumpropeman: link
Jumpropeman: link
ivel: that second twitter post is me
Jumpropeman: link
ivel: link
Jumpropeman: link
Jumpropeman: link
Jumpropeman: link
Jumpropeman: link
Jumpropeman: link
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RubyChao: for JRM
Jumpropeman: ah man, I was hoping he'd go deeper
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N Goat: Next is
N Goat: ugh
N Goat: sao
RubyChao: time to conveniently go for a late night leg-stretch when i know i won't run into anyone
RubyChao: later!!!!!
N Goat: :I
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Working From Del: oh shit its a month until season 10
Working From Del: fuck
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