SteelKomodo: http://steelkomodo.blogspot.com/2013/12/dirkmas-2-epilogue-presents.html
Harpy: DIRKYYY
SteelKomodo: yep
Jingle Dels: dirky~
SteelKomodo: #ShurikensAndLightning
Harpy: it rhymes with
Harpy: turkey
SteelKomodo: it does
Harpy: that is proof
Harpy: that dirk
Harpy: IS A CAT PERSON
Harpy: BECAUSE CATS LIKE TURKEY TOO
SteelKomodo: D:
---
Harpy: N-no
Harpy: someone
Harpy: either moved my chocolate or ate my chocolate
Harpy: the chocolate that goops gave me
Harpy: I HOPE IT GAVE THEM STOMACH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WAS GIVEN WITH LOVE AND I WAS GONNA EAT IT
Harpy: GRRR SO MAD
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: and thus thats how I pouted about chocolate
Harpy: chocolate is serious business
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: no wait crisis averted, it was just that it was hard to see the chocolate since the packaging blended in with everything else
Harpy: chocolate tried to avoid its doom
Harpy: but there is no escape from me
RubyChao: sarah intensifies
Harpy: now this
Harpy: this is good chocolate
Monday, December 30, 2013
Sunday, December 29, 2013
GB's Vidya 2013: Year In Review
Last year I made the twenty-one post series "GB's 100 Games", wherein I gave short writeups of 100 games I had beaten that I considered to be good or better. Since then, I've beaten over a dozen more video games. I've decided to make a sequel of sorts to 100 Games in the form of a "Year In Review" that gives writeups on every game I beat this year. In addition to that, I'll be putting the games in a rough ranking. Remember, the game can be released in any year, and I can first acquire the game in any year - as long as I first finished the game in 2013, it qualifies for the list.
First, however, to get them out of the way...
Unranked: A Horde of Atari Games
Trying to place all the new Atari 2600 games I played this year would be far too difficult. It's hard enough ranking such old games alongside modern ones as it is - with this many, it'd just be a pain and the list would be littered with them, so they all get shoved here.
Games in bold were played on an actual Atari 2600 with a cartridge. Games in italics were played on my Atari Flashback plug-and-play system.
Atari Climber - A game similar in some respects to Donkey Kong. You must climb from the bottom of the stage to the top, avoiding hazards and scoring points.
Atlantis - You control three cannons and try to shoot down flying ships that want to bomb your city. The cannons cannot aim or move, so timing is literally everything. Nice graphics for the 2600.
Demon Attack - A very similar game to Phoenix. Demon Attack is a static shooter in which you fight wave after wave of "demons". They come in many shapes, but they mostly behave the same.
Dragonfire - In this medieval quest, you alternate between two screens. The first screen is about jumping over and ducking under fireballs to reach a castle. Once there, you gather treasure for points while dodging the attacks of an angry dragon.
Off the Wall - I've never been good at Breakout-type games. Off the Wall is not an exception.
Secret Quest - One of the rare games on Atari that cries out for instructions. I can't give this Zeldaesque game a fair shake because I didn't know what to do a few levels in.
Space Jockey - Space Jockey is hurt by technical limitations - only three enemies are onscreen at once, making the game far too dull. A difficulty option to make the enemies move randomly may help your experience somewhat.
Video Checkers - Not sure how I'm supposed to win. The computer seems to counter my every move. Then again, I don't play much checkers.
Video Chess - Same problem - the computer consistently outfoxed me even on the lowest difficulty. I played chess a lot back in elementary school, and I don't remember being this bad at it.
Yar's Revenge - One of the strongest Atari games I've played. Yar's is more complicated than most Atari games, but it can be figured out pretty quickly, and it's a lot of fun. Once upon a time I had a Game Boy Color version of this game, but I wasn't any good at it and wound up selling the cartridge in a yard sale.
First, however, to get them out of the way...
Unranked: A Horde of Atari Games
Trying to place all the new Atari 2600 games I played this year would be far too difficult. It's hard enough ranking such old games alongside modern ones as it is - with this many, it'd just be a pain and the list would be littered with them, so they all get shoved here.
Games in bold were played on an actual Atari 2600 with a cartridge. Games in italics were played on my Atari Flashback plug-and-play system.
Atari Climber - A game similar in some respects to Donkey Kong. You must climb from the bottom of the stage to the top, avoiding hazards and scoring points.
Atlantis - You control three cannons and try to shoot down flying ships that want to bomb your city. The cannons cannot aim or move, so timing is literally everything. Nice graphics for the 2600.
Demon Attack - A very similar game to Phoenix. Demon Attack is a static shooter in which you fight wave after wave of "demons". They come in many shapes, but they mostly behave the same.
Dragonfire - In this medieval quest, you alternate between two screens. The first screen is about jumping over and ducking under fireballs to reach a castle. Once there, you gather treasure for points while dodging the attacks of an angry dragon.
Off the Wall - I've never been good at Breakout-type games. Off the Wall is not an exception.
Secret Quest - One of the rare games on Atari that cries out for instructions. I can't give this Zeldaesque game a fair shake because I didn't know what to do a few levels in.
Space Jockey - Space Jockey is hurt by technical limitations - only three enemies are onscreen at once, making the game far too dull. A difficulty option to make the enemies move randomly may help your experience somewhat.
Video Checkers - Not sure how I'm supposed to win. The computer seems to counter my every move. Then again, I don't play much checkers.
Video Chess - Same problem - the computer consistently outfoxed me even on the lowest difficulty. I played chess a lot back in elementary school, and I don't remember being this bad at it.
Yar's Revenge - One of the strongest Atari games I've played. Yar's is more complicated than most Atari games, but it can be figured out pretty quickly, and it's a lot of fun. Once upon a time I had a Game Boy Color version of this game, but I wasn't any good at it and wound up selling the cartridge in a yard sale.
Friday, December 27, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 98: Sarah Cheesecake
Gooper Blooper: Harpy: damn, no goops
Harpy: i must tell him about this alternate universe full of alexes
RedSpy: pfffft
Harpy: after he defeated yursarsh, everybody started naming their bebbes after him and hoping they grow up to be big, strong knights
Gooper Blooper: ...
Gooper Blooper: >big
RubyChao: alex's size was highly exaggerated in the legends
Gooper Blooper: The size given in the scrolls was in fact the length of his idiot hair
SteelKomodo: Lolz
---
Harpy: *just made a flower girl in a new steam game called Starbound*
Harpy: NOT MORE CHARACTERS GKJLGJ
Gooper Blooper: The Harpykin
SteelKomodo: :3
Gooper Blooper: An enormous, glorious throng of fantasy people
---
RubyChao: so if Spy is Shane and Goops is Vince
RubyChao: what does that make me
Gooper Blooper: uh
Gooper Blooper: The Rock?
Harpy: what
Gooper Blooper: Chao is the people's champion
RubyChao: can you smeeeeell what the chao is cooking
Harpy: I am more confoot than ever
Gooper Blooper: harpy is always confused by chatzy
RedSpy: We rustlemans now
Harpy: more confoot than a death god drinking snapture ready
Harpy: why is he even at the KoB anyway
Gooper Blooper: It's not like gods have never dropped by the KoB
Harpy: Muh ideaaz, they outta control
RedSpy: Because Wynaut
Gooper Blooper: Arceus stopped by for a few pints the other day, mumbling about "Banktide"
Harpy: i must tell him about this alternate universe full of alexes
RedSpy: pfffft
Harpy: after he defeated yursarsh, everybody started naming their bebbes after him and hoping they grow up to be big, strong knights
Gooper Blooper: ...
Gooper Blooper: >big
RubyChao: alex's size was highly exaggerated in the legends
Gooper Blooper: The size given in the scrolls was in fact the length of his idiot hair
SteelKomodo: Lolz
---
Harpy: *just made a flower girl in a new steam game called Starbound*
Harpy: NOT MORE CHARACTERS GKJLGJ
Gooper Blooper: The Harpykin
SteelKomodo: :3
Gooper Blooper: An enormous, glorious throng of fantasy people
---
RubyChao: so if Spy is Shane and Goops is Vince
RubyChao: what does that make me
Gooper Blooper: uh
Gooper Blooper: The Rock?
Harpy: what
Gooper Blooper: Chao is the people's champion
RubyChao: can you smeeeeell what the chao is cooking
Harpy: I am more confoot than ever
Gooper Blooper: harpy is always confused by chatzy
RedSpy: We rustlemans now
Harpy: more confoot than a death god drinking snapture ready
Harpy: why is he even at the KoB anyway
Gooper Blooper: It's not like gods have never dropped by the KoB
Harpy: Muh ideaaz, they outta control
RedSpy: Because Wynaut
Gooper Blooper: Arceus stopped by for a few pints the other day, mumbling about "Banktide"
Monday, December 23, 2013
The Children Were Nestled All Snug in Their Beds
"Ahhhhh... Bliss. Pure bliss." Gloria announced happily to no one in particular.
She was alone in a large library.Rain gently pattered against the windows. Surrounding her were tall shelves of books. All in all, it was much like her library back home in Manhattan, complete with solitude. Except...
Except that the books were from all around the world, many of them hundreds of years old. Their quality was amazing given their age, but they still had that wonderful musty old-book smell. Best of all, even though they weren't all written in English, Gloria held in her pocket a shining gem called the Rosetta Stone, which allowed her to read any language. French, German, Japanese, Chinese, Latin, Lufenian... no book could escape her now.
She sank back into a large, comfortable recliner, put up her feet, popped a small chocolate in her mouth to suck on, and cracked open a bestiary of monsters written over five hundred years ago.
She was alone in a large library.Rain gently pattered against the windows. Surrounding her were tall shelves of books. All in all, it was much like her library back home in Manhattan, complete with solitude. Except...
Except that the books were from all around the world, many of them hundreds of years old. Their quality was amazing given their age, but they still had that wonderful musty old-book smell. Best of all, even though they weren't all written in English, Gloria held in her pocket a shining gem called the Rosetta Stone, which allowed her to read any language. French, German, Japanese, Chinese, Latin, Lufenian... no book could escape her now.
She sank back into a large, comfortable recliner, put up her feet, popped a small chocolate in her mouth to suck on, and cracked open a bestiary of monsters written over five hundred years ago.
Thursday, December 19, 2013
Chatzy Madness 97: Royal Rumble Edition
iDel: I just watched a movie about evil santas being exported to work in malls
iDel: Rare Products
SteelKomodo: what
iDel: It's Finnish
iDel: Look it up
SteelKomodo: actually it's called Rare Exports
iDel: Thanks for correcting me
SteelKomodo: no probs :U
---
Triple S: The Spacetime Beam, also known as the Reset Beam, is a beam used in Super Metroid to cause a glitch that will reset the game. This doesn't reset the game as a normal reset; instead it causes all bosses to respawn and all upgrades to be reset, as well as all doors that were a different color than blue
Triple S: This is canon, Samus can change time
RubyChao: 2014 plot: Samus tries to go back in time to make herself not a jobber
RubyChao: It results in her creating the jobbing in the first place
SteelKomodo: XD
Triple S: Samus uses Spacetime Beam. Lord, Sentinels, Fiends, and every other threat respawns
Triple S: BOSS RUSH
---
RubyChao: hmmm
RubyChao: so what i'm getting from this
RubyChao: is that scorpion is a lost soul, bent on... vengeance?
Triple S: Yes
Triple S: Also his singer was kicked in the balls a bit too hard
---
Goops McMahon: sarah.jpg
Harpy: don't eat alex sarah
Harpy: unless that is a cookie pretending to be alex
iDel: Rare Products
SteelKomodo: what
iDel: It's Finnish
iDel: Look it up
SteelKomodo: actually it's called Rare Exports
iDel: Thanks for correcting me
SteelKomodo: no probs :U
---
Triple S: The Spacetime Beam, also known as the Reset Beam, is a beam used in Super Metroid to cause a glitch that will reset the game. This doesn't reset the game as a normal reset; instead it causes all bosses to respawn and all upgrades to be reset, as well as all doors that were a different color than blue
Triple S: This is canon, Samus can change time
RubyChao: 2014 plot: Samus tries to go back in time to make herself not a jobber
RubyChao: It results in her creating the jobbing in the first place
SteelKomodo: XD
Triple S: Samus uses Spacetime Beam. Lord, Sentinels, Fiends, and every other threat respawns
Triple S: BOSS RUSH
---
RubyChao: hmmm
RubyChao: so what i'm getting from this
RubyChao: is that scorpion is a lost soul, bent on... vengeance?
Triple S: Yes
Triple S: Also his singer was kicked in the balls a bit too hard
---
Goops McMahon: sarah.jpg
Harpy: don't eat alex sarah
Harpy: unless that is a cookie pretending to be alex
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Chatzy Madness 96: Crapfully Yours
RubyChao: "The official forum search system is offline at the moment. This is a temporary search until the official system returns." fun fact: invisionfree has said this for well
RubyChao: about seven years now
RubyChao: good job guys
---
RubyChao: don't go looking for sites you haven't seen in years
RubyChao: you'll feel old
---
Gooper Blooper: fakeangelbr: RIP WWE 13, YOU LIVED AS YOU DIED, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
Gooper Blooper: e_tap: YEAH, RIP
SteelKomodo: it died as it lived - glitching through table-san
Gooper Blooper: Here lies WWE 13. It loaded slow and died a virgin.
---
EscapeeSpy: Gloria for WVGCW
EscapeeSpy: Give her Brodus Clay's entrance, Osh and Garland replacing the Funkadactyls
EscapeeSpy: (Don't do this that's an awful idea)
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Gloria for ZFRP 2014
EscapeeSpy: Gloria for Triple B 2014?
Gooper Blooper: that is a possibility spy
Gooper Blooper: If only because I know she'd get plenty of votes
Gooper Blooper: >.>
EscapeeSpy: *OSH INTENSIFIES*
EscapeeSpy: *ZEPH sorta gets dragged into the fight I guess*
---
(Cornwind enters Sine into Drown Yer Mates III)
Cornwind Evil: it's Christmas
Cornwind Evil: Why not give Del a Christmas gift
Gooper Blooper: I assure you, CW, Del is already enjoying your gift
Del: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RubyChao: about seven years now
RubyChao: good job guys
---
RubyChao: don't go looking for sites you haven't seen in years
RubyChao: you'll feel old
---
Gooper Blooper: fakeangelbr: RIP WWE 13, YOU LIVED AS YOU DIED, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
Gooper Blooper: e_tap: YEAH, RIP
SteelKomodo: it died as it lived - glitching through table-san
Gooper Blooper: Here lies WWE 13. It loaded slow and died a virgin.
---
EscapeeSpy: Gloria for WVGCW
EscapeeSpy: Give her Brodus Clay's entrance, Osh and Garland replacing the Funkadactyls
EscapeeSpy: (Don't do this that's an awful idea)
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Gloria for ZFRP 2014
EscapeeSpy: Gloria for Triple B 2014?
Gooper Blooper: that is a possibility spy
Gooper Blooper: If only because I know she'd get plenty of votes
Gooper Blooper: >.>
EscapeeSpy: *OSH INTENSIFIES*
EscapeeSpy: *ZEPH sorta gets dragged into the fight I guess*
---
(Cornwind enters Sine into Drown Yer Mates III)
Cornwind Evil: it's Christmas
Cornwind Evil: Why not give Del a Christmas gift
Gooper Blooper: I assure you, CW, Del is already enjoying your gift
Del: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Monday, December 9, 2013
Chatzy Madness 95: Roll D20 to Not Explode
The Deleter: yo bro
The Deleter: do you remember what the russian on this says
SteelKomodo: squish
SteelKomodo: basically :U
The Deleter: i see
The Deleter: :U
---
SteelKomodo: you know what ticks me off?
SteelKomodo: ...sorry, that should have been
SteelKomodo changed name to Peter Griffin
Peter Griffin: YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS
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Gooper Blooper: Last week I put up something on the GTS and asked for a Petilil. Some Japanese dude gave me a shiny one
Gooper Blooper: I didn't even notice
---
Saberwulf: I'm pissed that making a webcomic requires the ability to draw
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RubyChao: you know what sucks
RubyChao: forgetting to heal and getting KOed by tubba blubba after beating his heart :V
The Deleter: that sucks
---
Gooper Blooper: I have found what shall help pass the time as I await christmas
Gooper Blooper: IT'S
Gooper Blooper: HAPPENING
The Deleter: do you remember what the russian on this says
SteelKomodo: squish
SteelKomodo: basically :U
The Deleter: i see
The Deleter: :U
---
SteelKomodo: you know what ticks me off?
SteelKomodo: ...sorry, that should have been
SteelKomodo changed name to Peter Griffin
Peter Griffin: YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS
---
Gooper Blooper: Last week I put up something on the GTS and asked for a Petilil. Some Japanese dude gave me a shiny one
Gooper Blooper: I didn't even notice
---
Saberwulf: I'm pissed that making a webcomic requires the ability to draw
---
RubyChao: you know what sucks
RubyChao: forgetting to heal and getting KOed by tubba blubba after beating his heart :V
The Deleter: that sucks
---
Gooper Blooper: I have found what shall help pass the time as I await christmas
Gooper Blooper: IT'S
Gooper Blooper: HAPPENING
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Chatzy Madness 94: Soylent Pink Is Hippo
The Deleter: i wish there was a game where you went around rustling jimmies
The Deleter: peturbing people on the street
The Deleter: gaining jimmie dollars to spend on new ways of rustling jimmies
---
M Sheep: quick(?) and dirty post
M Sheep: the dirtiest post
M Sheep: Also, may be very confusing at a certain point
Saberwulf: I'm the king of confusing so that sounds rad
Gooper Blooper: Sheep vs Wulf, Confuse Yer Mates
The Deleter: haha
Gooper Blooper: Nobody understands the fite but everyone agrees it was somehow enjoyable anyway
---
M Sheep joined the chat
M Sheep: Nobody times M Sheep out!
M Sheep: NOBODY!
M Sheep: And give back the Cyclop's eye, already!
Gooper Blooper: M Sheep timed out M Sheep
SteelKomodo: M SHEEP SCREWJOB
M Sheep: NO ONE CAN EVER KNOW!
M Sheep uses chaos emerald to go back to the past
M Sheep: M Sheep left me there
M Sheep: for FIVE MONTHS
---
RubyChao: damn you len
---
Gooper Blooper: Spy, thought you should know
Gooper Blooper: Today I caught Pansage, Panpour, and Pansear and nicknamed them Funky Kong, Diddy Kong, and Leo Luster, respectively
SteelKomodo: XD
M Sheep: Leo Luster had better know Attract
The Deleter: peturbing people on the street
The Deleter: gaining jimmie dollars to spend on new ways of rustling jimmies
---
M Sheep: quick(?) and dirty post
M Sheep: the dirtiest post
M Sheep: Also, may be very confusing at a certain point
Saberwulf: I'm the king of confusing so that sounds rad
Gooper Blooper: Sheep vs Wulf, Confuse Yer Mates
The Deleter: haha
Gooper Blooper: Nobody understands the fite but everyone agrees it was somehow enjoyable anyway
---
M Sheep joined the chat
M Sheep: Nobody times M Sheep out!
M Sheep: NOBODY!
M Sheep: And give back the Cyclop's eye, already!
Gooper Blooper: M Sheep timed out M Sheep
SteelKomodo: M SHEEP SCREWJOB
M Sheep: NO ONE CAN EVER KNOW!
M Sheep uses chaos emerald to go back to the past
M Sheep: M Sheep left me there
M Sheep: for FIVE MONTHS
---
RubyChao: damn you len
---
Gooper Blooper: Spy, thought you should know
Gooper Blooper: Today I caught Pansage, Panpour, and Pansear and nicknamed them Funky Kong, Diddy Kong, and Leo Luster, respectively
SteelKomodo: XD
M Sheep: Leo Luster had better know Attract
Sunday, December 1, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 93: Call of Duty: Doge
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Harpy: HEY GOOPS
Harpy: IS IT COLD OUT THERE
Harpy: ARE YOUR TENTACLES FREEZING OFF
Harpy: IS WIDOW MAKER OKAY
---
Gooper Blooper: I named my huntail Achilles
Gooper Blooper: never forget
No: . . .
No: ACHILLES ;-;
SteelKomodo: ;_;
Harpy: .n.
No: ;_;7
---
iDel asked Chatzy to choose between Emeny Within and Dota 2 spirit update. Chatzy chose: Dota 2 spirit update
iDel: >asking chatzy
Saberwulf: Putting brick dust across your door is more useful than asking Chatzy
iDel: Hahaha
DerpKomodo: XD
Triple S asked Chatzy to choose between brick dust to the door and asking Chatzy. Chatzy chose: asking Chatzy
Triple S: Well yeah, of course YOU'D say that, Chatzy
Harpy: HEY GOOPS
Harpy: IS IT COLD OUT THERE
Harpy: ARE YOUR TENTACLES FREEZING OFF
Harpy: IS WIDOW MAKER OKAY
---
Gooper Blooper: I named my huntail Achilles
Gooper Blooper: never forget
No: . . .
No: ACHILLES ;-;
SteelKomodo: ;_;
Harpy: .n.
No: ;_;7
---
iDel asked Chatzy to choose between Emeny Within and Dota 2 spirit update. Chatzy chose: Dota 2 spirit update
iDel: >asking chatzy
Saberwulf: Putting brick dust across your door is more useful than asking Chatzy
iDel: Hahaha
DerpKomodo: XD
Triple S asked Chatzy to choose between brick dust to the door and asking Chatzy. Chatzy chose: asking Chatzy
Triple S: Well yeah, of course YOU'D say that, Chatzy
Why I'm Not A Regular PC Gamer
So, once again, I'm unable to play Beat Hazard. I tried to start the game and was rewarded with an eternal black screen.
Now, where I come from, when you want to play a video game you put the game in the system, turn it on, and begin playing. There's no updates, there's no surveys, there's much less waiting and loading, and there's NO CRASHES. I don't have to cross my fingers and pray every time I turn on my 3DS in hopes that Pokemon Y will boot - it boots 100 percent of the time, in seconds, and in less than sixty seconds after turning the system on I'm playing my game. Even my Atari and Genesis are more reliable, and they aren't 100% - I might have to wiggle the cartridge or blow on it, but at least it doesn't take five minutes to reboot. Console games that crash are usually either extremely old/dirty/corrupted or terribly coded shit-piles, but when I play PC it's just par for the course.
This is the biggest problem I have always had with PC gaming. There are four PC games I have spent great amounts of time with - Robot Wars: Arenas of Destruction, RPG Maker XP, Streets of Rage Remake, and Beat Hazard. I love these games and three of them are great at taking advantage of the fact they're on PC by using customization features that are hard or impossible to use on normal consoles, like importing your computer's graphics or music. But three of these four games are unreliable, with problems I have to wrestle with every time I play them, sometimes keeping me from playing altogether. Beat Hazard often fails to boot. Robot Wars has the same issue, and also has sound problems. Nothing about my system setup changed between these games working perfectly and them turning into gambles. RPG Maker XP, meanwhile, will crash 100% of the time when playtesting a project unless I use an annoying workaround that shouldn't be needed involving constantly editing and re-saving a Notepad file.
These problems are not acceptable. I understand things like not having a powerful enough system to run such-and-such, but here I am unable to run games I could run fine a few months or years ago on the same system. I KNOW my system can run these games, because it's run them dozens of times. So why don't they work now? It's worse when they fail to work, then work again, and then fail again. That's even MORE unacceptable! Now it's just randomly crashing for no reason! My GameCube doesn't just decide it can't play Skies of Arcadia today, that's nonsense!
I can't rely on it at all. Every time I play a PC game I have to treat it like I may never get to play it again. Until PC gaming lets me play my games 100 percent of the time guaranteed like a console would, I can only see it as a novelty and occasional source for games I can't otherwise play, not a "real" gaming system I get new games from regularly, and certainly not something I spend more than pocket change on for new games. It's far too risky to pay for a full-price game if I don't even know if it will boot.
PC Land seems nice and all, but it won't let me appreciate it properly. I might get a new computer in a year or two. It might make Steam more reliable, but it might lock me out of Robot Wars or RPG Maker. Who knows for sure? I don't.
Now, where I come from, when you want to play a video game you put the game in the system, turn it on, and begin playing. There's no updates, there's no surveys, there's much less waiting and loading, and there's NO CRASHES. I don't have to cross my fingers and pray every time I turn on my 3DS in hopes that Pokemon Y will boot - it boots 100 percent of the time, in seconds, and in less than sixty seconds after turning the system on I'm playing my game. Even my Atari and Genesis are more reliable, and they aren't 100% - I might have to wiggle the cartridge or blow on it, but at least it doesn't take five minutes to reboot. Console games that crash are usually either extremely old/dirty/corrupted or terribly coded shit-piles, but when I play PC it's just par for the course.
This is the biggest problem I have always had with PC gaming. There are four PC games I have spent great amounts of time with - Robot Wars: Arenas of Destruction, RPG Maker XP, Streets of Rage Remake, and Beat Hazard. I love these games and three of them are great at taking advantage of the fact they're on PC by using customization features that are hard or impossible to use on normal consoles, like importing your computer's graphics or music. But three of these four games are unreliable, with problems I have to wrestle with every time I play them, sometimes keeping me from playing altogether. Beat Hazard often fails to boot. Robot Wars has the same issue, and also has sound problems. Nothing about my system setup changed between these games working perfectly and them turning into gambles. RPG Maker XP, meanwhile, will crash 100% of the time when playtesting a project unless I use an annoying workaround that shouldn't be needed involving constantly editing and re-saving a Notepad file.
These problems are not acceptable. I understand things like not having a powerful enough system to run such-and-such, but here I am unable to run games I could run fine a few months or years ago on the same system. I KNOW my system can run these games, because it's run them dozens of times. So why don't they work now? It's worse when they fail to work, then work again, and then fail again. That's even MORE unacceptable! Now it's just randomly crashing for no reason! My GameCube doesn't just decide it can't play Skies of Arcadia today, that's nonsense!
I can't rely on it at all. Every time I play a PC game I have to treat it like I may never get to play it again. Until PC gaming lets me play my games 100 percent of the time guaranteed like a console would, I can only see it as a novelty and occasional source for games I can't otherwise play, not a "real" gaming system I get new games from regularly, and certainly not something I spend more than pocket change on for new games. It's far too risky to pay for a full-price game if I don't even know if it will boot.
PC Land seems nice and all, but it won't let me appreciate it properly. I might get a new computer in a year or two. It might make Steam more reliable, but it might lock me out of Robot Wars or RPG Maker. Who knows for sure? I don't.
Saturday, November 30, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 92: Put Goku In
Old King Titty: Ten years in the aftermath of an attack caused by turning a United States satellite weapon against the nation, much of the country lays in ruins. The severe loss of industry, infrastructure, and capital to rebuild has taken the government from one of the most elite nations in the world to third-world status. This results in a weakened military and exposure to invasion, which comes in the form of a collective of South American governments called "The Federation" (the ones who were also responsible for bringing this on the US in the first place). After ten years of occupation by The Federation, what remains of the US special forces are brought together to become the "Ghosts", whose mission is to use whatever means necessary to defend the tattered remains of the US.
Old King Titty: They're going to lengths of odds-overcoming that would make John Cena embarrassed.
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The Deleter: here's a tip for you folks
The Deleter: do not buy your wireless equipment from tp-link
The Deleter: they are, and i quote, all raging piles of excrement
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Old King Titty: >asking chatzy
Saberwulf: fuck chatzy nobody ever listens to it
SteelKomodo: yeah, ever since he started drinking his advice has been useless
RubyChao: the only hope is an intervention
RubyChao: we've got to get chatzy off the bottle
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Old King Titty: So I'm gonna play Badman, Knuckles, and Stave It Off
Old King Titty: All at the same time
Old King Titty: Never mind terrible idea mission aborted
SteelKomodo: XD
Old King Titty: They're going to lengths of odds-overcoming that would make John Cena embarrassed.
---
The Deleter: here's a tip for you folks
The Deleter: do not buy your wireless equipment from tp-link
The Deleter: they are, and i quote, all raging piles of excrement
---
Old King Titty: >asking chatzy
Saberwulf: fuck chatzy nobody ever listens to it
SteelKomodo: yeah, ever since he started drinking his advice has been useless
RubyChao: the only hope is an intervention
RubyChao: we've got to get chatzy off the bottle
---
Old King Titty: So I'm gonna play Badman, Knuckles, and Stave It Off
Old King Titty: All at the same time
Old King Titty: Never mind terrible idea mission aborted
SteelKomodo: XD
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Thanksgiving 2013: The Day Celestia Intensified
Chatsephine joined the chat
Chatsephine: Glurrrrrrrg.
CleverMantis: Evening, sunshine. Whaddya thankful for?
Chatsephine: I'm thankful for antacid
CleverMantis: hahahahaha
Chatsephine: If you think Mom went all-out LAST year, that's nothing compared to the effort she put in now that the whole family is back together
Chatsephine: An endless sea of potatoes
Chatsephine: There's no way turkeys can naturally reach that size
CleverMantis: Sounds like a hell of a time. Too bad I couldn't be there.
CleverMantis: What's everyone else thankful for over there? I'm curious.
Chatsephine: Gloria's thankful she doesn't have any jeans in her wardrobe
Chatsephine: Ariel's thankful she's not a vegetarian
Chatsephine: Sarah's thankful for Alex again
Chatsephine: Mom is, of course, thankful for our family's good health. Dad is thankful for all of us.
Chatsephine: This is a wild shot in the dark, but I think Skeiron's thankful for loaves of bread.
CleverMantis: Are you thankful for Dirk? Eh?
CleverMantis nudges Josephine across the Internet
CleverMantis: Eh?
CleverMantis: Eh?
Chatsephine: Yes, yes, I'm grateful for dirky okay
CleverMantis: >dirky
Chatsephine: YES I KNOW
CleverMantis: hahahahahaha
CleverMantis: I love it.
Chatsephine: Glurrrrrrrg.
CleverMantis: Evening, sunshine. Whaddya thankful for?
Chatsephine: I'm thankful for antacid
CleverMantis: hahahahaha
Chatsephine: If you think Mom went all-out LAST year, that's nothing compared to the effort she put in now that the whole family is back together
Chatsephine: An endless sea of potatoes
Chatsephine: There's no way turkeys can naturally reach that size
CleverMantis: Sounds like a hell of a time. Too bad I couldn't be there.
CleverMantis: What's everyone else thankful for over there? I'm curious.
Chatsephine: Gloria's thankful she doesn't have any jeans in her wardrobe
Chatsephine: Ariel's thankful she's not a vegetarian
Chatsephine: Sarah's thankful for Alex again
Chatsephine: Mom is, of course, thankful for our family's good health. Dad is thankful for all of us.
Chatsephine: This is a wild shot in the dark, but I think Skeiron's thankful for loaves of bread.
CleverMantis: Are you thankful for Dirk? Eh?
CleverMantis nudges Josephine across the Internet
CleverMantis: Eh?
CleverMantis: Eh?
Chatsephine: Yes, yes, I'm grateful for dirky okay
CleverMantis: >dirky
Chatsephine: YES I KNOW
CleverMantis: hahahahahaha
CleverMantis: I love it.
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 91: I Wanna Ride the Kum Kar
Harpy: ...i want to suggest the TF2 beauty pageant thing to valve as an event
Harpy: because i'm awful
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RubyChao: rain is still one of the most hilarious examples of character development in ZFVIRP imo
Harpy: rain x stella is best pairing
Harpy: don't tell goops
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: also how so, chao?
RubyChao: that's not how you spell pit x utsuho :crossarms:
RubyChao: it's just the contrast
SteelKomodo: thanks in advance~
SteelKomodo: pfffft
RubyChao: "and he lets out all of his anger in an assault from the heavens, screaming curses against Red Spy and all he stands for into the sky."
RubyChao: two months later
RubyChao: "The ninja is finally squeeing. God help us."
Harpy: then he gets married
Harpy: oh lawd help me, i might play LoL again
Harpy: OR IF DEL PULLS SOMETHING, HE'LL DRAG ME INTO DOTA2
Harpy: HELP
SteelKomodo: XD- D:
SteelKomodo: oh god no D:
Harpy: *flails*
Harpy: then i play timbersaw and all is well
[later]
Gooper Blooper: Harpy: rain x stella is best pairing Harpy: don't tell goops
Gooper Blooper: harpy betrayed me :<
Saberwulf: hahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
The Deleter: harpy is wrong
The Deleter: it's jonesybus
The Deleter: THE PAIRINGS WILL TEAR US APART
Harpy: because i'm awful
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RubyChao: rain is still one of the most hilarious examples of character development in ZFVIRP imo
Harpy: rain x stella is best pairing
Harpy: don't tell goops
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: also how so, chao?
RubyChao: that's not how you spell pit x utsuho :crossarms:
RubyChao: it's just the contrast
SteelKomodo: thanks in advance~
SteelKomodo: pfffft
RubyChao: "and he lets out all of his anger in an assault from the heavens, screaming curses against Red Spy and all he stands for into the sky."
RubyChao: two months later
RubyChao: "The ninja is finally squeeing. God help us."
Harpy: then he gets married
Harpy: oh lawd help me, i might play LoL again
Harpy: OR IF DEL PULLS SOMETHING, HE'LL DRAG ME INTO DOTA2
Harpy: HELP
SteelKomodo: XD- D:
SteelKomodo: oh god no D:
Harpy: *flails*
Harpy: then i play timbersaw and all is well
[later]
Gooper Blooper: Harpy: rain x stella is best pairing Harpy: don't tell goops
Gooper Blooper: harpy betrayed me :<
Saberwulf: hahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
The Deleter: harpy is wrong
The Deleter: it's jonesybus
The Deleter: THE PAIRINGS WILL TEAR US APART
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 90: Knuckles - The Chuckling
RubyChao: sheep wraps up every single character for the year, working on a lengthy epilogue for each one
RubyChao: he looks at the date when he's done
RubyChao: May 1st, 2014
Jumpropeman: XD
Saberwulf: *sad violin music*
M Sheep: Just when I think I'm out
M Sheep: THEY PUT ME BACK IN
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The Deleter: minecraft modding has reached the point where you now make the machines to make the machines you need to make machines
The Deleter: an ouroboros of whining and mental disorders
---
The Deleter: whenever anyone types "wanker" i read it in sniper's voice nowadays
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The Deleter: GO STANLEY
The Deleter: GO WITH GEMMA AND BE A FAMILY MAN
The Deleter: I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW
The Deleter: MORE PORT
RubyChao: he looks at the date when he's done
RubyChao: May 1st, 2014
Jumpropeman: XD
Saberwulf: *sad violin music*
M Sheep: Just when I think I'm out
M Sheep: THEY PUT ME BACK IN
---
The Deleter: minecraft modding has reached the point where you now make the machines to make the machines you need to make machines
The Deleter: an ouroboros of whining and mental disorders
---
The Deleter: whenever anyone types "wanker" i read it in sniper's voice nowadays
---
The Deleter: GO STANLEY
The Deleter: GO WITH GEMMA AND BE A FAMILY MAN
The Deleter: I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW
The Deleter: MORE PORT
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 89: Crooked as a Barrel of Fish Hooks
RubyChao: out of legit curiosity, what does david think of the guy who killed snakehim :V
Saberwulf: He'll probably give him a prize
Saberwulf: A solid gold statue of himself
Saberwulf: He's got like what, 50
RubyChao: pfft
2Goopy: Does the statue's head bobble
The Deleter: of course it does
The Deleter: did you even have to ask :P
Saberwulf: It better
Saberwulf: He spent a whole zero dollars on those
Saberwulf: (he stole them)
2Goopy: Who was out there making david statues that wasn't involved with david
Saberwulf: David's visage is that of gods, who wouldn't want to forge such beauty hahaha yeah no he got them made and never paid for them
Saberwulf: Because David's an asshole
RubyChao: that's our david! *laugh track*
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Jumpropeman: *caught up on spacewhale antics*
Jumpropeman: *ahem* *sprays water into my throat* Figaro figaro figaro...
Jumpropeman: and.....
Jumpropeman: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RubyChao: pfffffft
---
2Goopy: *message box appears*
2Goopy: "Firefox 25 is available"
2Goopy: FIREFOX PLEASE STOP
HoloSpy: WHAT
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RubyChao: "OH COME ON"
Draco: D'OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!
SteelKomodo: COME ON NINTENDO D:<
Draco: Nintrolldo
BluSpy: cockblock
Saberwulf: He'll probably give him a prize
Saberwulf: A solid gold statue of himself
Saberwulf: He's got like what, 50
RubyChao: pfft
2Goopy: Does the statue's head bobble
The Deleter: of course it does
The Deleter: did you even have to ask :P
Saberwulf: It better
Saberwulf: He spent a whole zero dollars on those
Saberwulf: (he stole them)
2Goopy: Who was out there making david statues that wasn't involved with david
Saberwulf: David's visage is that of gods, who wouldn't want to forge such beauty hahaha yeah no he got them made and never paid for them
Saberwulf: Because David's an asshole
RubyChao: that's our david! *laugh track*
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Jumpropeman: *caught up on spacewhale antics*
Jumpropeman: *ahem* *sprays water into my throat* Figaro figaro figaro...
Jumpropeman: and.....
Jumpropeman: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RubyChao: pfffffft
---
2Goopy: *message box appears*
2Goopy: "Firefox 25 is available"
2Goopy: FIREFOX PLEASE STOP
HoloSpy: WHAT
---
RubyChao: "OH COME ON"
Draco: D'OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!
SteelKomodo: COME ON NINTENDO D:<
Draco: Nintrolldo
BluSpy: cockblock
Friday, November 8, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 88: Jumpropeman Makes Spy's Day
Lateberwulf: Did you know hippo sweat is pink?
Lateberwulf: Other animal protips: Cows produce 100 liters of saliva a day. Eels are dark because they tan too much. The lemurs on the island of Madagascar have 2 tongues. And my favorite, a Koala's appendix is about 2 meters long.
Lateberwulf: A talking bean that looks like a dog taught me those
Lateberwulf: Did you know I can control the muscles in my eyeballs and make them rapidly shake in place? It's a great way to freak people out
Lateberwulf: Carrots has these: good Health and okay taste
Lateberwulf: You know, when I'm in my forties and a published author, I'm gonna be in an interview for the newest Hubverse MMO and in the middle of a discussion on adapting the setting I'll remember this
Lateberwulf: "So one of the things I'm personally excited about is the merchant class. Obviously, we're using David Wulf as an archetype—FUCKING HELL"
Lateberwulf: Kotaku will never speak to me again
Lateberwulf: Why the fuck am I awake good night
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The Deleter: "AC is one of the greatest and most respected games of all time, and now whenever you go to that subforum there's a thread about Charmander penises stickied at the top."
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The Deleter: also the badger went for £25 which is about $40-50 i guess
The Deleter: i make bill gates look like an amateur
Saberwulf: Goddamn fifty fuckin' dollars for a 3d fire rat
The Deleter: talk shit get paid
SteelKomodo: Oh hey everyone!
Harpy: SK, from behind
Saberwulf: Hey there SK
The Deleter: hey sk
The Deleter: i sold the badgerrrr
The Deleter: rrr
The Deleter: r
SteelKomodo: you did, well done!
Harpy: its christmas in britain apparently
Harpy: watch as Del gets another badger to sell
Harpy: and another
Harpy: and another
Saberwulf: In twenty years, Del looks down at his kids. "Daddy, how'd you get so much cash?" "Sellin' badgers you little fucks"
The Deleter: i am the badgerlord
The Deleter: you must approach me to get a badger
The Deleter: and it ain't cheap you fucks
Harpy: i ain't payin 50 dollar for no badger
Lateberwulf: Other animal protips: Cows produce 100 liters of saliva a day. Eels are dark because they tan too much. The lemurs on the island of Madagascar have 2 tongues. And my favorite, a Koala's appendix is about 2 meters long.
Lateberwulf: A talking bean that looks like a dog taught me those
Lateberwulf: Did you know I can control the muscles in my eyeballs and make them rapidly shake in place? It's a great way to freak people out
Lateberwulf: Carrots has these: good Health and okay taste
Lateberwulf: You know, when I'm in my forties and a published author, I'm gonna be in an interview for the newest Hubverse MMO and in the middle of a discussion on adapting the setting I'll remember this
Lateberwulf: "So one of the things I'm personally excited about is the merchant class. Obviously, we're using David Wulf as an archetype—FUCKING HELL"
Lateberwulf: Kotaku will never speak to me again
Lateberwulf: Why the fuck am I awake good night
---
The Deleter: "AC is one of the greatest and most respected games of all time, and now whenever you go to that subforum there's a thread about Charmander penises stickied at the top."
---
The Deleter: also the badger went for £25 which is about $40-50 i guess
The Deleter: i make bill gates look like an amateur
Saberwulf: Goddamn fifty fuckin' dollars for a 3d fire rat
The Deleter: talk shit get paid
SteelKomodo: Oh hey everyone!
Harpy: SK, from behind
Saberwulf: Hey there SK
The Deleter: hey sk
The Deleter: i sold the badgerrrr
The Deleter: rrr
The Deleter: r
SteelKomodo: you did, well done!
Harpy: its christmas in britain apparently
Harpy: watch as Del gets another badger to sell
Harpy: and another
Harpy: and another
Saberwulf: In twenty years, Del looks down at his kids. "Daddy, how'd you get so much cash?" "Sellin' badgers you little fucks"
The Deleter: i am the badgerlord
The Deleter: you must approach me to get a badger
The Deleter: and it ain't cheap you fucks
Harpy: i ain't payin 50 dollar for no badger
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 87: Schrodinger's Buttsephine
RubyChao: ...aaaaa HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT
RubyChao: sho RYU KEN
Gooper Blooper: OH GOD
Gooper Blooper: MY MIND IS MELTING
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Gooper Blooper: Broadcaster bazza87: You named a Pokemon Bazza? What is it?
shoenin: Hawlucha
belmontlegend: Hell yeah
icicle7x3: Of course
Mod thetoh: Fair enough
sirpainsalot: perfect
takingadoomp: nice
Broadcaster bazza87: Hah
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RubyChao: grumps
Harpy: Game Grumps confirmed for pogey trainers
SteelKomodo: #HeyImGrump
Harpy: does that mean Del is not so grump?
SteelKomodo: I would probably indeed be the grump one :U
The Deleter: i am indeed not so grump
The Deleter: AAAAAAND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS
RubyChao: so who's the replacement grump
SteelKomodo: probably goops or spy
RedSpy: Goops for Danny, me for Ross
RubyChao: sho RYU KEN
Gooper Blooper: OH GOD
Gooper Blooper: MY MIND IS MELTING
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Gooper Blooper: Broadcaster bazza87: You named a Pokemon Bazza? What is it?
shoenin: Hawlucha
belmontlegend: Hell yeah
icicle7x3: Of course
Mod thetoh: Fair enough
sirpainsalot: perfect
takingadoomp: nice
Broadcaster bazza87: Hah
---
RubyChao: grumps
Harpy: Game Grumps confirmed for pogey trainers
SteelKomodo: #HeyImGrump
Harpy: does that mean Del is not so grump?
SteelKomodo: I would probably indeed be the grump one :U
The Deleter: i am indeed not so grump
The Deleter: AAAAAAND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS
RubyChao: so who's the replacement grump
SteelKomodo: probably goops or spy
RedSpy: Goops for Danny, me for Ross
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 86: Josephine FROM BEHIND
Draco: OF COURSE! I just realized who my main ZFRP4 character shall be! =D
M Sheep: Mr. Peanut?
M Sheep: The Owl from singalong songs?
M Sheep: The Marvelously Mad Madam Mim?
Draco: I will give you a hint: it's party time.
M Sheep: Oh God
M Sheep: Draco
M Sheep: you
M Sheep: you MONSTER
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Library Harpy joined the chat
[Harpy's username is green]
RubyChao: >library >green
RubyChao: harpy confirmed for gloria
Library Harpy: hi
Library Harpy: i thought I was confirmed for sarah
RubyChao: no you're gloria right now
RubyChao: you can be sarah later
The Deleter: be all of them
The Deleter: take turns
The Deleter: draw a timetable of who you'll be and when
The Deleter: because organization is impooorrrrr ugh i'm too tired to keep the joke going
Library Harpy: haw
M Sheep: Mr. Peanut?
M Sheep: The Owl from singalong songs?
M Sheep: The Marvelously Mad Madam Mim?
Draco: I will give you a hint: it's party time.
M Sheep: Oh God
M Sheep: Draco
M Sheep: you
M Sheep: you MONSTER
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Library Harpy joined the chat
[Harpy's username is green]
RubyChao: >library >green
RubyChao: harpy confirmed for gloria
Library Harpy: hi
Library Harpy: i thought I was confirmed for sarah
RubyChao: no you're gloria right now
RubyChao: you can be sarah later
The Deleter: be all of them
The Deleter: take turns
The Deleter: draw a timetable of who you'll be and when
The Deleter: because organization is impooorrrrr ugh i'm too tired to keep the joke going
Library Harpy: haw
Friday, October 25, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 85: Quality RP
Gooper Blooper: "As they fly, Dirk takes the time to look over Josephine."
Gooper Blooper: *LOOKING INTENSIFIES*
SteelKomodo: #Looking
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RubyChao: i did not get pokemon y
RubyChao: i am going to rant and rave about how unfair life is for the next three hours
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Gooper Blooper: "Big Fella"
SteelKomodo: Godzilla is indeed one big fella
Jumpropeman: Big Fella is what we call Godzilla down in the South
Jumpropeman: We run away from him, screaming "BIG FELLAAAAAAA"
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Jumpropeman: time to name my chica in pokemon
Jumpropeman: Edyth
Jumpropeman: Sammy
Jumpropeman: Utsuho
Gooper Blooper: oh god I'm going to name my character after a kobber aren't I
Gooper Blooper: I am
RubyChao: Edamsuho
Jumpropeman: I managed to avoid the urge
Jumpropeman: I named myself after a planned Kobber for NEXT year
Jumpropeman: not quite a kobber yet!
RubyChao: good work
Gooper Blooper: haw
Gooper Blooper: *LOOKING INTENSIFIES*
SteelKomodo: #Looking
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RubyChao: i did not get pokemon y
RubyChao: i am going to rant and rave about how unfair life is for the next three hours
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Gooper Blooper: "Big Fella"
SteelKomodo: Godzilla is indeed one big fella
Jumpropeman: Big Fella is what we call Godzilla down in the South
Jumpropeman: We run away from him, screaming "BIG FELLAAAAAAA"
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Jumpropeman: time to name my chica in pokemon
Jumpropeman: Edyth
Jumpropeman: Sammy
Jumpropeman: Utsuho
Gooper Blooper: oh god I'm going to name my character after a kobber aren't I
Gooper Blooper: I am
RubyChao: Edamsuho
Jumpropeman: I managed to avoid the urge
Jumpropeman: I named myself after a planned Kobber for NEXT year
Jumpropeman: not quite a kobber yet!
RubyChao: good work
Gooper Blooper: haw
This Is Canon: Miscellaneous RP Fun Facts
This post contains various little details and things I've thought of concerning my RP characters that never (or almost never) came up in day-to-day roleplaying. Some of it has been stated in Chatzy before, but this post serves as a more permanent place. There's also some Cutting Room Floor-esque behind-the-scenes stuff.
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 84: Where Have We Gone Wrong
The Deleter: qAAUP
The Deleter: *wassup
The Deleter: how did i spell that wrong goddamn
RedSpy: What the fuck Del did you just vomit
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Gooper Blooper: I searched Google for the word creepypasta and the exact phrase "just a glitch"
Gooper Blooper: It's amusing how many different stories pop up
Harpy: welp
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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°) /
Gooper Blooper changed name to (✿◕‿◕)
(✿◕‿◕) /
SteelKomodo: pffffft
Jumpropeman: gooper is feeling himself today
Jumpropeman: now we just need M Sheep to come in with an emoji with stitched up eyes and maggots spilling out the mouth
( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°): The Sheep of Flies?
Harpy: oh god those eyes
Harpy: they're creeping me out, mang
Harpy: so much, I'm tempted to go get my comfort food: cinnamon sticks
Jumpropeman: I just ate a mini-pizza :3
Jumpropeman: the tragedy is, we set off on our journey with 2
Jumpropeman: but.... the cheese pizza didn't make it
Jumpropeman: there is still a stain on the elevator where he fell to his death
Jumpropeman: Rest in Pizza, Mr. cheese
(✿◕‿◕): the eyes have it
(✿◕‿◕): 2spooked
( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°): trust yer eyes
The Deleter: *wassup
The Deleter: how did i spell that wrong goddamn
RedSpy: What the fuck Del did you just vomit
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Gooper Blooper: I searched Google for the word creepypasta and the exact phrase "just a glitch"
Gooper Blooper: It's amusing how many different stories pop up
Harpy: welp
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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°) /
Gooper Blooper changed name to (✿◕‿◕)
(✿◕‿◕) /
SteelKomodo: pffffft
Jumpropeman: gooper is feeling himself today
Jumpropeman: now we just need M Sheep to come in with an emoji with stitched up eyes and maggots spilling out the mouth
( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°): The Sheep of Flies?
Harpy: oh god those eyes
Harpy: they're creeping me out, mang
Harpy: so much, I'm tempted to go get my comfort food: cinnamon sticks
Jumpropeman: I just ate a mini-pizza :3
Jumpropeman: the tragedy is, we set off on our journey with 2
Jumpropeman: but.... the cheese pizza didn't make it
Jumpropeman: there is still a stain on the elevator where he fell to his death
Jumpropeman: Rest in Pizza, Mr. cheese
(✿◕‿◕): the eyes have it
(✿◕‿◕): 2spooked
( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°): trust yer eyes
Friday, October 18, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 83: Latawnya the Naughty Horse
M Sheep: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS NEW POSTS IN IT
M Sheep: EVEN THE BBB
M Sheep: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEEEEEN
M Sheep: HOW LOOOOONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEEEEEP
RubyChao: years
RubyChao: i'm sorry for lying to you sheep
RubyChao: but it's 2018
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The Deleter: The Luchacabra Fighters Chupacabras have one hell of an inferiority complex. They get no press outside of crappy Syfy “monster hunter” shows and Mexican tabloids, are compared to actual mangy dogs, and nobody has even bothered to do a convincing Chupacabra hoax which is obviously the biggest indicator of cryptid fame. Plus, “Goat Sucker”? That's like, the worst name ever. So, they decided if nobody will give them respect, they'll take it. So, a bunch of Chupacabras got together, learned the noble fighting art of Lucha Libre, and now go around the world wrestling more famous and likeable monsters into submission with flying arm-bars and the Goat Slaying Grand-slam.
The Deleter: fucking love this goddamn ttrpg
RubyChao: that sounds so much like a zoofights intro
Gooper Blooper: How is that not from zoofights
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RubyChao: christ
Gooper Blooper: >really good
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Saberwulf: hey all you people
Saberwulf: hey all you people
Saberwulf: I forget the rest
M Sheep: EVEN THE BBB
M Sheep: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEEEEEN
M Sheep: HOW LOOOOONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEEEEEP
RubyChao: years
RubyChao: i'm sorry for lying to you sheep
RubyChao: but it's 2018
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The Deleter: The Luchacabra Fighters Chupacabras have one hell of an inferiority complex. They get no press outside of crappy Syfy “monster hunter” shows and Mexican tabloids, are compared to actual mangy dogs, and nobody has even bothered to do a convincing Chupacabra hoax which is obviously the biggest indicator of cryptid fame. Plus, “Goat Sucker”? That's like, the worst name ever. So, they decided if nobody will give them respect, they'll take it. So, a bunch of Chupacabras got together, learned the noble fighting art of Lucha Libre, and now go around the world wrestling more famous and likeable monsters into submission with flying arm-bars and the Goat Slaying Grand-slam.
The Deleter: fucking love this goddamn ttrpg
RubyChao: that sounds so much like a zoofights intro
Gooper Blooper: How is that not from zoofights
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RubyChao: christ
Gooper Blooper: >really good
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Saberwulf: hey all you people
Saberwulf: hey all you people
Saberwulf: I forget the rest
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 82: Celestia the Pooh
SteelKomodo: Jim Cummings is best Robotnik
2Goopy: bestbotnik
4Spy: . . .
4Spy: WINNIE THE POOH
4Spy: WAS ROBOTNIK!?!?
2Goopy: oh bother
SteelKomodo: in SatAM he was
SteelKomodo: Jim Cummings had a great vocal range back in the day
RubyChao: "Oh bother, that blue hedgehog is ruining all my schemes"
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Saberwulf: Oddly enough, I wrote a random sentence this morning
Saberwulf: While waiting for SC4, I got a sudden starting line in my head
Saberwulf: "This is the story of how I became the stars."
Saberwulf: Now I just have to come up with absolutely everything else about it
The Deleter: and that sounds like hard work
Saberwulf: wait holy shit I'm getting something
Saberwulf: Nope, lost it
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4Spy: If we hit 4 mil, we get race mode
SteelKomodo: awesome!
4Spy: Of course, wth only 2 hours left . . .
SteelKomodo: mmhm :<
2Goopy: AND THEN WARREN BUFFET DONATES 3 MILLION DOLLARS TO THE KICKSTARTER
RubyChao: warren buffet gets into a heated debate with donald trump over which mega man game was the best
SteelKomodo: XD
2Goopy: Two billionaires get into a duel over who is supporting the better kickstarter
2Goopy: Two indie games wind up with budgets of 600 million dollars
Jumpropeman: *just contributed to Shantae kickstarter too*
Jumpropeman: the floodgates are open D:
Jumpropeman: I can't stop kickstarting
2Goopy: bestbotnik
4Spy: . . .
4Spy: WINNIE THE POOH
4Spy: WAS ROBOTNIK!?!?
2Goopy: oh bother
SteelKomodo: in SatAM he was
SteelKomodo: Jim Cummings had a great vocal range back in the day
RubyChao: "Oh bother, that blue hedgehog is ruining all my schemes"
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Saberwulf: Oddly enough, I wrote a random sentence this morning
Saberwulf: While waiting for SC4, I got a sudden starting line in my head
Saberwulf: "This is the story of how I became the stars."
Saberwulf: Now I just have to come up with absolutely everything else about it
The Deleter: and that sounds like hard work
Saberwulf: wait holy shit I'm getting something
Saberwulf: Nope, lost it
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4Spy: If we hit 4 mil, we get race mode
SteelKomodo: awesome!
4Spy: Of course, wth only 2 hours left . . .
SteelKomodo: mmhm :<
2Goopy: AND THEN WARREN BUFFET DONATES 3 MILLION DOLLARS TO THE KICKSTARTER
RubyChao: warren buffet gets into a heated debate with donald trump over which mega man game was the best
SteelKomodo: XD
2Goopy: Two billionaires get into a duel over who is supporting the better kickstarter
2Goopy: Two indie games wind up with budgets of 600 million dollars
Jumpropeman: *just contributed to Shantae kickstarter too*
Jumpropeman: the floodgates are open D:
Jumpropeman: I can't stop kickstarting
Friday, October 11, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 81: Calorie-Laden Sugar Balls
Saberwulf: Bathroom is occupado so I can't use the shower
The Deleter: summon wolves to lick you
Saberwulf: oh god
The Deleter: do a rain dance
The Deleter: er
The Deleter: out of ideas already
Saberwulf: pff
The Deleter: collect the tears of everyone who has been on the jerry springer show
The Deleter: and bathe in them to absorb their inability to recognise their faults
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Saberwulf: Alpha Centuair is fuckin' awesome
Saberwulf: Goddamn I can not spell today
Saberwulf: Alpha Centauir sounds like a men's cologne
Saberwulf: New, from Wulfhaus
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Gooper Blooper: Today I completed Final Fight 2
Gooper Blooper: In summary, some people didn't respect the pipe
Gooper Blooper: (unfortunately I never actually found a pipe to use)
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RubyChao: HE'S BACK, AND HE'S GOT A NEW TRICK, MAGICAL CHAOVER'S TEN TIMES AS SLICK
The Deleter: summon wolves to lick you
Saberwulf: oh god
The Deleter: do a rain dance
The Deleter: er
The Deleter: out of ideas already
Saberwulf: pff
The Deleter: collect the tears of everyone who has been on the jerry springer show
The Deleter: and bathe in them to absorb their inability to recognise their faults
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Saberwulf: Alpha Centuair is fuckin' awesome
Saberwulf: Goddamn I can not spell today
Saberwulf: Alpha Centauir sounds like a men's cologne
Saberwulf: New, from Wulfhaus
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Gooper Blooper: Today I completed Final Fight 2
Gooper Blooper: In summary, some people didn't respect the pipe
Gooper Blooper: (unfortunately I never actually found a pipe to use)
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RubyChao: HE'S BACK, AND HE'S GOT A NEW TRICK, MAGICAL CHAOVER'S TEN TIMES AS SLICK
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 80: And That's How Sarah Ate the Universe
Harpy: HEY SPY GUESS WHO MADE MYTHOLOGY
RedSpy: YES YES YES
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Jumpropeman: don't let Champion eat the cake
Jumpropeman: its chocolate
Jumpropeman: he'll die
SteelKomodo: hush JRM
Cornwind Evil: Just give him some of the non chocolate part
SteelKomodo: this is RP
SteelKomodo: dogs cannot die in RP
Jumpropeman: turns out Champion is an augment
Jumpropeman: with his augmented power being that he can eat chocolate
Harpy: hi
Gooper Blooper: NAME: Diggety Dogge
CODENAME: Champion
ABILITY: Can eat chocolate without becoming sick
Southeast Arm of Compass
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RubyChao: hi harpy
RubyChao: and others
Gooper Blooper: AND THE REST
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The Deleter: is david a giant snake now
The Deleter: because that's rad
Saberwulf: Yes
Saberwulf: Also a tree at the same time
SteelKomodo: treesnake
The Deleter: that's elementary for David at this point
The Deleter: basic shit right here, get schooled son
Harpy: David lives on
Harpy: every September 19th, we celebrate the day of the world tree and then go host a giant rave party
Saberwulf: I literally came up with it in the dumbest way. "World tree, huh? Well how about WORLD SNAKE! Jormungandr up in here aw yiss Goops let's space chat"
Saberwulf: and then Goops made the pic and snakevid
RubyChao: XD
Saberwulf: tada
RedSpy: YES YES YES
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Jumpropeman: don't let Champion eat the cake
Jumpropeman: its chocolate
Jumpropeman: he'll die
SteelKomodo: hush JRM
Cornwind Evil: Just give him some of the non chocolate part
SteelKomodo: this is RP
SteelKomodo: dogs cannot die in RP
Jumpropeman: turns out Champion is an augment
Jumpropeman: with his augmented power being that he can eat chocolate
Harpy: hi
Gooper Blooper: NAME: Diggety Dogge
CODENAME: Champion
ABILITY: Can eat chocolate without becoming sick
Southeast Arm of Compass
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RubyChao: hi harpy
RubyChao: and others
Gooper Blooper: AND THE REST
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The Deleter: is david a giant snake now
The Deleter: because that's rad
Saberwulf: Yes
Saberwulf: Also a tree at the same time
SteelKomodo: treesnake
The Deleter: that's elementary for David at this point
The Deleter: basic shit right here, get schooled son
Harpy: David lives on
Harpy: every September 19th, we celebrate the day of the world tree and then go host a giant rave party
Saberwulf: I literally came up with it in the dumbest way. "World tree, huh? Well how about WORLD SNAKE! Jormungandr up in here aw yiss Goops let's space chat"
Saberwulf: and then Goops made the pic and snakevid
RubyChao: XD
Saberwulf: tada
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 79: Sherman Tank Ho Slappa
Jumpropeman: Oceanus needs to become friends with Edyth
Jumpropeman: all your characters must be her friends
Mike Aruba: XD Yes
Mike Aruba: All characters everywhere must be her friends
Jumpropeman: oh god, The Cult of Edyth's Friends
Jumpropeman: if you haven't noticed, I RP Edyth very differently than most characters :V
Mike Aruba: I have noticed that
Jumpropeman: thank goodness for chatzy so I can get all my dumbness out instead of having her be dumb
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Cornwind Evil: I wandered into a Canadian Tire because I was bored
Cornwind Evil: This was like...2002?
Cornwind Evil: No, 2003
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, they had a small toys section
Cornwind Evil: And I discovered it was basically all four year old Batman and Robin (the movie) toys
Cornwind Evil: And worse, it was all the mooks that Mr. Freeze had, called Frostbite
Jumpropeman: oh hey Atronach :V
Cornwind Evil: It was just so sad. This tiny little toy section in a store that's mainly supposed to sell stuff like automobile supplies
Cornwind Evil: Almost entirely composed of Frostbite toys
Jumpropeman: *Victor buys them all, gives them to our Frostbite*
Cornwind Evil: Just like nine or ten action figures of the mook of an unpopular movie
Jumpropeman: "This is not a gift I have any use for"
Cornwind Evil: It was like a modern version of the Isle of Misfit Toys
Jumpropeman: one thing I liked about the Mook toys is you could make up your own character
Jumpropeman: Batman had to be batman
Jumpropeman: but I had a generic indian toy that kept breaking, and soon he evolved into a severely handicapped but capable Native American... although the toy did have white skin >_>
Jumpropeman: I wrapped actual medical tape over where he lost his arm
Draco: I had a knockoff GI Joe who had a neon green bike helmet, pink sunglasses, swim shoes, a neon blue vest, and pants to match the helmet. I called him the French Ninja Biker and he was the world's greatest white belt. He could even beat some orange belts.
Jumpropeman: all your characters must be her friends
Mike Aruba: XD Yes
Mike Aruba: All characters everywhere must be her friends
Jumpropeman: oh god, The Cult of Edyth's Friends
Jumpropeman: if you haven't noticed, I RP Edyth very differently than most characters :V
Mike Aruba: I have noticed that
Jumpropeman: thank goodness for chatzy so I can get all my dumbness out instead of having her be dumb
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Cornwind Evil: I wandered into a Canadian Tire because I was bored
Cornwind Evil: This was like...2002?
Cornwind Evil: No, 2003
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, they had a small toys section
Cornwind Evil: And I discovered it was basically all four year old Batman and Robin (the movie) toys
Cornwind Evil: And worse, it was all the mooks that Mr. Freeze had, called Frostbite
Jumpropeman: oh hey Atronach :V
Cornwind Evil: It was just so sad. This tiny little toy section in a store that's mainly supposed to sell stuff like automobile supplies
Cornwind Evil: Almost entirely composed of Frostbite toys
Jumpropeman: *Victor buys them all, gives them to our Frostbite*
Cornwind Evil: Just like nine or ten action figures of the mook of an unpopular movie
Jumpropeman: "This is not a gift I have any use for"
Cornwind Evil: It was like a modern version of the Isle of Misfit Toys
Jumpropeman: one thing I liked about the Mook toys is you could make up your own character
Jumpropeman: Batman had to be batman
Jumpropeman: but I had a generic indian toy that kept breaking, and soon he evolved into a severely handicapped but capable Native American... although the toy did have white skin >_>
Jumpropeman: I wrapped actual medical tape over where he lost his arm
Draco: I had a knockoff GI Joe who had a neon green bike helmet, pink sunglasses, swim shoes, a neon blue vest, and pants to match the helmet. I called him the French Ninja Biker and he was the world's greatest white belt. He could even beat some orange belts.
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 78: Draw Her Like Jessica Rabbit
RubyChao: david showed up in my dreams last night
RubyChao: he fought a space lizard while on a space skateboard. it was very david
Saberwulf: hahahaha
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whsprwinndrayd joined the chat
whsprwinndrayd: guhhhhh my head
whsprwinndrayd: i only drank like three glasses, what the fugh
whsprwinndrayd: fugh tha posse yo
whsprwinndrayd left the chat
Harpy joined the chat
Harpy: why
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Saberwulf: Deeeelll where is that nondescript field is it on Ardea
The Deleter: yes
The Deleter: there is a small region marked on maps as "nondescript fields"
The Deleter: it's so boring not even goblins live there
The Deleter: and goblins live fucking everywhere
Gooper 2600: ARDEANNNNNNNN ORVANCIANNNNNNN FIELLLLLDDDDDD
Gooper 2600: ARDEAN ORVANCIAN FIELD
Saberwulf: Hahahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
The Deleter: "There isn't shit to do in Orvance."
RubyChao: he fought a space lizard while on a space skateboard. it was very david
Saberwulf: hahahaha
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whsprwinndrayd joined the chat
whsprwinndrayd: guhhhhh my head
whsprwinndrayd: i only drank like three glasses, what the fugh
whsprwinndrayd: fugh tha posse yo
whsprwinndrayd left the chat
Harpy joined the chat
Harpy: why
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Saberwulf: Deeeelll where is that nondescript field is it on Ardea
The Deleter: yes
The Deleter: there is a small region marked on maps as "nondescript fields"
The Deleter: it's so boring not even goblins live there
The Deleter: and goblins live fucking everywhere
Gooper 2600: ARDEANNNNNNNN ORVANCIANNNNNNN FIELLLLLDDDDDD
Gooper 2600: ARDEAN ORVANCIAN FIELD
Saberwulf: Hahahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
The Deleter: "There isn't shit to do in Orvance."
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 77: DMbargoing
SteelKomodo stands on head
SteelKomodo: it's a habit now
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The Deleter: i am educating sk in that there are many asses
The Deleter: but there is only one
The Deleter: ass shaker
Burning Mick Foley: Dirk?
The Deleter: yess
The Deleter: sssss
SteelKomodo: sssssssss?
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Draco: Just had a thought...
Draco: If you kill a Sarahkin, do you learn a Thu'ume? Do you become......
Draco: ......the SARAHBORN?
Cornwind Evil: EAT-SWEETTHINGS!
Draco: CAKE-BEGONE
Cornwind Evil: HAM-MERTIME!
Draco: D'OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
Cornwind Evil: I-BEATDRACO!
Draco: B|
Cornwind Evil: They're gonna find my roasted body laid out to eat instead of 17 tomorrow, aren't they
Draco: Nope.
Draco: You can't eat what you can't find. BV
SteelKomodo: it's a habit now
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The Deleter: i am educating sk in that there are many asses
The Deleter: but there is only one
The Deleter: ass shaker
Burning Mick Foley: Dirk?
The Deleter: yess
The Deleter: sssss
SteelKomodo: sssssssss?
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Draco: Just had a thought...
Draco: If you kill a Sarahkin, do you learn a Thu'ume? Do you become......
Draco: ......the SARAHBORN?
Cornwind Evil: EAT-SWEETTHINGS!
Draco: CAKE-BEGONE
Cornwind Evil: HAM-MERTIME!
Draco: D'OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
Cornwind Evil: I-BEATDRACO!
Draco: B|
Cornwind Evil: They're gonna find my roasted body laid out to eat instead of 17 tomorrow, aren't they
Draco: Nope.
Draco: You can't eat what you can't find. BV
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Game Room: Laura
Today we're going to be looking at a game aimed primarily at children, and I will be keeping that in mind as I review. Said game is Laura, which released for the Game Boy Color in 2000. I tried out this game because of the strange name and screenshots that told very little about what it actually was. I wound up finding a game that was meant to be played by young girls, and it was inoffensive enough that I plowed through the whole thing in two days. Read on for details.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 76: Art Donovan is Full of Questions
Jumpropeman: at this rate, Gooper will have to add a tag to his blogposts for posts about BUTTS
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Cornwind Evil pets Mikey. It'll be okay.
Cornwind Evil: *until he makes it worse again*
Cornwind Evil: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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Draco: Would it be appropriately melodramatic and over-the-top to threaten to quit RPing over JRM's thumbs-down smiley? =p
Draco: (Then again, how could you tell if I'd quit or not?)
Jumpropeman: (pO_O)p
Draco: (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
Jumpropeman: (bOwO)b
Draco: ( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°)
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RubyChao: true suffering: your headphones only work in both ears in exactly the right positioning
Harpy: w-what
Harpy: a-aaah
RubyChao: and you can't find that positioning again
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Harpy: D: oh god that is hell
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RubyChao throws SK's tea in the harbor
Jumpropeman: CLEFT! STOP IT!
Jumpropeman: WE WON THAT WAR!
Jumpropeman: they're our friends now!
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The Deleter: i attempted to catch up with red vs blue
The Deleter: i should have just shot myself
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Cornwind Evil pets Mikey. It'll be okay.
Cornwind Evil: *until he makes it worse again*
Cornwind Evil: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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Draco: Would it be appropriately melodramatic and over-the-top to threaten to quit RPing over JRM's thumbs-down smiley? =p
Draco: (Then again, how could you tell if I'd quit or not?)
Jumpropeman: (pO_O)p
Draco: (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
Jumpropeman: (bOwO)b
Draco: ( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°)
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RubyChao: true suffering: your headphones only work in both ears in exactly the right positioning
Harpy: w-what
Harpy: a-aaah
RubyChao: and you can't find that positioning again
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Harpy: D: oh god that is hell
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RubyChao throws SK's tea in the harbor
Jumpropeman: CLEFT! STOP IT!
Jumpropeman: WE WON THAT WAR!
Jumpropeman: they're our friends now!
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The Deleter: i attempted to catch up with red vs blue
The Deleter: i should have just shot myself
Friday, September 13, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 75: Tha Posse
Jumpropeman: 17 is Edyth's baby :3
RubyChao: but then who is the daddy
Jumpropeman: Lord Fatcrab x edyth
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Cornwind Evil: Another friend of mine are discussing the endgame stages of my D&D campaign
Cornwind Evil: Where his character was damned by her father and when she dies she'll fight in an eternal war because her soul belongs to Asmodeus and stuff
Cornwind Evil: And I say "We should break the contract!"
Cornwind Evil: And he says 'Well the Nine Hells are all Lawful Evil, it'd be like an immensely complicated legal process..."
Cornwind Evil: "Then we do it like Phoenix Wright!"
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Gooper Blooper: Mr. Bones is Captain Bones' brother
RedSpy: But where does Kaptain Skurvy fit into this?
Gooper Blooper: Since Mr. Bones and Captain Bones are both apparently human skeletons, it's safe to say Captain Skurvy is unrelated unless Kremlings are transformed humans
Gooper Blooper: It's funny - one became a bloodthirsty pirate but eventually mellowed and decided to start teaching people math. The other was a classy gentleman, but he descended into madness, building amusement park torture machines
SteelKomodo: XD
RedSpy: Pffffffft this is canon
SteelKomodo: Captain Bones doesn't really talk about him
SteelKomodo: all you get from him is a "he bides fine", and thats it
SteelKomodo: why do you think Cap Bones has no treasure in his ship? it all went to paying Mr. Bone's bail time after time
RedSpy: Well of course Mr. Bones keeps needing bail
RedSpy: They always send him to rehab
RedSpy: But he just runs off, shouting that the ride never stops
Gooper Blooper: "Hey man have a smoke of this. Shit'll give you a wild ride."
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Okay new theory
Gooper Blooper: Mr. Bones is in fact an incredibly dull and boring person. He actually believes Mr. Bones' Wild Ride is an amazing, exciting thrill because it is to him. It lasts a long time because he's undead and doesn't comprehend mortals any more.
SteelKomodo: ...D:
Gooper Blooper: So he doesn't grasp that they'd prefer a shorter ride
Gooper Blooper: Because, hey, he's dead and doesn't eat. He has time.
Gooper Blooper: Doesn't explain the drowning pool at the end though
RedSpy: That's where he dumps them if they're rude
SteelKomodo: pffft
RubyChao: but then who is the daddy
Jumpropeman: Lord Fatcrab x edyth
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Cornwind Evil: Another friend of mine are discussing the endgame stages of my D&D campaign
Cornwind Evil: Where his character was damned by her father and when she dies she'll fight in an eternal war because her soul belongs to Asmodeus and stuff
Cornwind Evil: And I say "We should break the contract!"
Cornwind Evil: And he says 'Well the Nine Hells are all Lawful Evil, it'd be like an immensely complicated legal process..."
Cornwind Evil: "Then we do it like Phoenix Wright!"
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Gooper Blooper: Mr. Bones is Captain Bones' brother
RedSpy: But where does Kaptain Skurvy fit into this?
Gooper Blooper: Since Mr. Bones and Captain Bones are both apparently human skeletons, it's safe to say Captain Skurvy is unrelated unless Kremlings are transformed humans
Gooper Blooper: It's funny - one became a bloodthirsty pirate but eventually mellowed and decided to start teaching people math. The other was a classy gentleman, but he descended into madness, building amusement park torture machines
SteelKomodo: XD
RedSpy: Pffffffft this is canon
SteelKomodo: Captain Bones doesn't really talk about him
SteelKomodo: all you get from him is a "he bides fine", and thats it
SteelKomodo: why do you think Cap Bones has no treasure in his ship? it all went to paying Mr. Bone's bail time after time
RedSpy: Well of course Mr. Bones keeps needing bail
RedSpy: They always send him to rehab
RedSpy: But he just runs off, shouting that the ride never stops
Gooper Blooper: "Hey man have a smoke of this. Shit'll give you a wild ride."
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Okay new theory
Gooper Blooper: Mr. Bones is in fact an incredibly dull and boring person. He actually believes Mr. Bones' Wild Ride is an amazing, exciting thrill because it is to him. It lasts a long time because he's undead and doesn't comprehend mortals any more.
SteelKomodo: ...D:
Gooper Blooper: So he doesn't grasp that they'd prefer a shorter ride
Gooper Blooper: Because, hey, he's dead and doesn't eat. He has time.
Gooper Blooper: Doesn't explain the drowning pool at the end though
RedSpy: That's where he dumps them if they're rude
SteelKomodo: pffft
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 74: I Happen to Have Large Buns
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Harpy: shingeki no goops
RedSpy: Goops x Bee
RedSpy: Goops x Bagel
RubyChao: why are you attacking gooper D:
Harpy: because he's trying to muscle in on my cookie empire
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Harpy: WHEELERS PLEASE STOP
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RubyChao: "there is zero rotational motion in this picture. every single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line"
SteelKomodo: Woah, that's freaky
SteelKomodo is hypnotised.
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RubyChao: "My vitamins melted into one vitamin 0___o" "they’re called vitafusion what do you expect"
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Gooper Blooper: i posted the link to the poll on Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga's facebook pages
also Cody Rhodes, Wal Mart, Nintendo of America/Canada/Australia etc
then i got a message saying i was under investigation for spamming ...
i think i just got facebook banned
Gooper Blooper: gamefaqs user please
Cornwind Evil: God, that just sticks out
SteelKomodo: XD
Cornwind Evil: Justin Bieber, Wal-Mart...and Cody Rhodes
Cornwind Evil: Not John Cena or Daniel Bryan or Triple H, Cody Rhodes
Gooper Blooper: IF ANY WRESTLER CAN TURN THIS MATCH AROUND IT'S CODY
Saberwulf: pfff
Saberwulf: They are seriously hellbent on that poll
Cornwind Evil: WITH HIS MARVELOUS MOUSTACHE
Harpy: shingeki no goops
RedSpy: Goops x Bee
RedSpy: Goops x Bagel
RubyChao: why are you attacking gooper D:
Harpy: because he's trying to muscle in on my cookie empire
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Harpy: WHEELERS PLEASE STOP
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RubyChao: "there is zero rotational motion in this picture. every single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line"
SteelKomodo: Woah, that's freaky
SteelKomodo is hypnotised.
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RubyChao: "My vitamins melted into one vitamin 0___o" "they’re called vitafusion what do you expect"
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Gooper Blooper: i posted the link to the poll on Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga's facebook pages
also Cody Rhodes, Wal Mart, Nintendo of America/Canada/Australia etc
then i got a message saying i was under investigation for spamming ...
i think i just got facebook banned
Gooper Blooper: gamefaqs user please
Cornwind Evil: God, that just sticks out
SteelKomodo: XD
Cornwind Evil: Justin Bieber, Wal-Mart...and Cody Rhodes
Cornwind Evil: Not John Cena or Daniel Bryan or Triple H, Cody Rhodes
Gooper Blooper: IF ANY WRESTLER CAN TURN THIS MATCH AROUND IT'S CODY
Saberwulf: pfff
Saberwulf: They are seriously hellbent on that poll
Cornwind Evil: WITH HIS MARVELOUS MOUSTACHE
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 73: I Can't Stop Clicking Alpacas
M Sheep: Butt cookies everywhere!
M Sheep: ....
M Sheep: Well, there's something I thought I'd never type
Gooper Blooper: they go straight to your butt
Cornwind Evil: Simple Butt Fun
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Jumpropeman: the end raid on the society is going to be one amazing clusterfuck of awesomeness I bet
Harpy: if it isn't, then we cannot call ourselves kobbers
SteelKomodo: you expected anything less, JRM?
Jumpropeman: it will be like an anime where everyone reveals their super secret hidden techniques
Jumpropeman: and Krillin will be on the sidelines gasping the whole battle
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Jumpropeman: so I was catching up on last year's RP some more
Jumpropeman: and I had a misread that made my eyes bog out
SteelKomodo: oooh boy
Jumpropeman: Raw asks "...Pit, how old are you again? And what have you done in life besides work for Sintendo? And besides Daisy, how many girls have you dated?"
Jumpropeman: Pit says "Twenty-five. Don't listen to Dirk when he says forty, he's lying. As usual." he's talking about age, but I thought he was talking about girlfriends
Jumpropeman: I thought Pit was a pimp, and Dirk was playing up his bro's lady count
Gooper Blooper: haha
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: man, how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that
Harpy: you have to be dirk
Harpy: you have to be so high, you become 2012 Dirk
M Sheep: ....
M Sheep: Well, there's something I thought I'd never type
Gooper Blooper: they go straight to your butt
Cornwind Evil: Simple Butt Fun
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Jumpropeman: the end raid on the society is going to be one amazing clusterfuck of awesomeness I bet
Harpy: if it isn't, then we cannot call ourselves kobbers
SteelKomodo: you expected anything less, JRM?
Jumpropeman: it will be like an anime where everyone reveals their super secret hidden techniques
Jumpropeman: and Krillin will be on the sidelines gasping the whole battle
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Jumpropeman: so I was catching up on last year's RP some more
Jumpropeman: and I had a misread that made my eyes bog out
SteelKomodo: oooh boy
Jumpropeman: Raw asks "...Pit, how old are you again? And what have you done in life besides work for Sintendo? And besides Daisy, how many girls have you dated?"
Jumpropeman: Pit says "Twenty-five. Don't listen to Dirk when he says forty, he's lying. As usual." he's talking about age, but I thought he was talking about girlfriends
Jumpropeman: I thought Pit was a pimp, and Dirk was playing up his bro's lady count
Gooper Blooper: haha
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: man, how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that
Harpy: you have to be dirk
Harpy: you have to be so high, you become 2012 Dirk
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 72: The Ariel Awards
Harpy: i mean, if tallish could make a drink out of a fallen god, i'm pretty sure glacius can make hash browns
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Slowwind Compevil: Rock somehow speaks French, Ulrika, and Sam-mese at the same time
Slowwind Compevil: SK takes three hours to make a one paragraph post
Harpy: it breaks Hypotenuse
SteelKomodo: XD
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Saberwulf: I think David and Erebus' first real interaction was Erebus holding him by the throat like a bag of groceries
The Deleter joined the chat
Harpy: snrk
Harpy: ...laughter summons del, good to know
Saberwulf: And then David gave him eleventy billion dollars
The Deleter: it was at this point that erebus got distracted by jonesys HOT ASS...
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Gooper Blooper: AND NOW, JONESY'S FIRST LINE
Gooper Blooper: "Howdy."
The Deleter: and thus a legend was born
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RedSpy: Ghetsis
The Deleter: ghetsis is the draven of pokemon
The Deleter: draveeeeeeeeen
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RedSpy: So tell me when Ariel and Sammy are done so I can drop crabs on them
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Slowwind Compevil: Rock somehow speaks French, Ulrika, and Sam-mese at the same time
Slowwind Compevil: SK takes three hours to make a one paragraph post
Harpy: it breaks Hypotenuse
SteelKomodo: XD
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Saberwulf: I think David and Erebus' first real interaction was Erebus holding him by the throat like a bag of groceries
The Deleter joined the chat
Harpy: snrk
Harpy: ...laughter summons del, good to know
Saberwulf: And then David gave him eleventy billion dollars
The Deleter: it was at this point that erebus got distracted by jonesys HOT ASS...
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Gooper Blooper: AND NOW, JONESY'S FIRST LINE
Gooper Blooper: "Howdy."
The Deleter: and thus a legend was born
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RedSpy: Ghetsis
The Deleter: ghetsis is the draven of pokemon
The Deleter: draveeeeeeeeen
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RedSpy: So tell me when Ariel and Sammy are done so I can drop crabs on them
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 71: Hyper Realistic Fox Painting
Slowwind Compevil joined the chat
SteelKomodo: oh hey CW
Slowwind Compevil: Argh SK. Every time I hear that I think of The Room
Slowwind Compevil: And I expect you to ask about my sex life
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Gooper Blooper: Poor Bazza
Gooper Blooper: He was watching another WWE pay-per-view last night
Gooper Blooper: You can tell on his twitter when it all went to shit
Gooper Blooper: Ten minutes left in the show:
Gooper Blooper: "FUCKING YES!!!!!"
Gooper Blooper: Five minutes later
Gooper Blooper: "FUCK THIS COMPANY!!!!"
SteelKomodo: D:
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M Sheep: Can I have...what's his face....BRIAR! Join this
M Sheep: he's so boring I forgot what his name was a for minute there
SteelKomodo: oh hey CW
Slowwind Compevil: Argh SK. Every time I hear that I think of The Room
Slowwind Compevil: And I expect you to ask about my sex life
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Gooper Blooper: Poor Bazza
Gooper Blooper: He was watching another WWE pay-per-view last night
Gooper Blooper: You can tell on his twitter when it all went to shit
Gooper Blooper: Ten minutes left in the show:
Gooper Blooper: "FUCKING YES!!!!!"
Gooper Blooper: Five minutes later
Gooper Blooper: "FUCK THIS COMPANY!!!!"
SteelKomodo: D:
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M Sheep: Can I have...what's his face....BRIAR! Join this
M Sheep: he's so boring I forgot what his name was a for minute there
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Anyone Remember Pogs?
I found a bag of pogs at a yard sale for a quarter yesterday. I never collected pogs as a kid but they were everywhere in the early 90s so I think I must have had a few floating around.
In any case, I bought the bag because I love dumb cheap retro stuff. Let's meet the pogs.
The pogs can be divided into a number of different sets, some more obvious than others. Shown above is the biggest set and the only one with an obvious name: Cyberdudes. Cyberdudes is a bunch of pogs with demented mid-90s-style artwork revolving around a bunch of computer puns. There are some obvious ones like Floppy Drive and Mega Byte, but others aren't even really puns, like Terminally Nuts. My favorite is Outdated System, considering these pogs (excuse me, sorry, they're branded on the back as 'Silly Slammers') were made in 1994. It's like watching that one song in The Brave Little Toaster where all the 80s kitsch appliances sing to the main characters about how obsolete they are.
Pog Count: 18 (including 1 duplicate)
In any case, I bought the bag because I love dumb cheap retro stuff. Let's meet the pogs.
The pogs can be divided into a number of different sets, some more obvious than others. Shown above is the biggest set and the only one with an obvious name: Cyberdudes. Cyberdudes is a bunch of pogs with demented mid-90s-style artwork revolving around a bunch of computer puns. There are some obvious ones like Floppy Drive and Mega Byte, but others aren't even really puns, like Terminally Nuts. My favorite is Outdated System, considering these pogs (excuse me, sorry, they're branded on the back as 'Silly Slammers') were made in 1994. It's like watching that one song in The Brave Little Toaster where all the 80s kitsch appliances sing to the main characters about how obsolete they are.
Pog Count: 18 (including 1 duplicate)
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 70: Courage the Cowardly White Mage
Chatsephine joined the chat
Chatsephine: <3
Chatsephine left the chat
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Saberwulf: Going to Comic-Con has a 95% chance of happening
Saberwulf: I am very excited because of this
Saberwulf: You can see the excitement pouring from my text
The Deleter: it is palpable
The Deleter: also nice one, hope you have a good time and if you don't then punch an anime and make up for it
SteelKomodo: ey wulf, have a good time!
Saberwulf: Seriously though, excited as fuck. My friend just has to make sure her parents are okay with it and then we're totally good. Though she's adamant on paying for her ticket and bus fare and I'm just like you son of a bitch I'm gonna buy you something that costs like $200 to fuck with you
Saberwulf: ANGRILY GENEROUS
SteelKomodo: aw yiss
The Deleter: revengenerous
Saberwulf: The kindest Raiden
SteelKomodo: XD
Chatsephine: <3
Chatsephine left the chat
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Saberwulf: Going to Comic-Con has a 95% chance of happening
Saberwulf: I am very excited because of this
Saberwulf: You can see the excitement pouring from my text
The Deleter: it is palpable
The Deleter: also nice one, hope you have a good time and if you don't then punch an anime and make up for it
SteelKomodo: ey wulf, have a good time!
Saberwulf: Seriously though, excited as fuck. My friend just has to make sure her parents are okay with it and then we're totally good. Though she's adamant on paying for her ticket and bus fare and I'm just like you son of a bitch I'm gonna buy you something that costs like $200 to fuck with you
Saberwulf: ANGRILY GENEROUS
SteelKomodo: aw yiss
The Deleter: revengenerous
Saberwulf: The kindest Raiden
SteelKomodo: XD
Monday, August 19, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 69: Free Bags of Children
Harpy: anyway, i'm kind of scared of that whole giant group at Facility H, so I'm trying to find a more pacifistic way of handling it
Harpy: finally, Carlos does something else
Gooper Blooper: Don't worry Harpy
Gooper Blooper: I'm raising the stakes appropriately
Gooper Blooper: If they bring an army, so do we
Harpy: then I imagining Ariel lifting giant steaks
SteelKomodo: ...eeeek
Gooper Blooper: MIGHTY ARIEL
Gooper Blooper: Can Ariel lift a steak so big even Josephine cannot eat it
Harpy: Alex might be able to help a bit with that
Harpy: the army I mean, not the steak
Gooper Blooper: what, not both?
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Cornwind Evil: It's time for more 'Weird Dreams With Cornwind'
SteelKomodo: oh boy D:
Cornwind Evil: In MMO's, you are given quests to do stuff
SteelKomodo: of course
Cornwind Evil: So I dreamed that real life had something where every year we were given quests
Cornwind Evil: And last year (in the dream) I did some quests for some weirdo I will call Mr. Centipede. That was not actually his name but it is what I will call him.
Harpy: if we were given quests every year, I would clearly do quests for Sir Pantsalot
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, the idea is since its a new year the quest givers will have new reQuests
Cornwind Evil: It is a world of quests
SteelKomodo: queeeeests
Cornwind Evil: But not The World Of Quest
SteelKomodo: Poor Quest :P
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, Mr. Centipede wants the EXACT SAME THINGS as last year
Cornwind Evil: Which I think was some apples and a bag of potatoes
SteelKomodo: ...what a jerk D:<
Cornwind Evil: Anyway it's one of those weird dreams where you alternate between observing/directing events and being in them
SteelKomodo: i've had those
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, once I get the things I go inside Mr. Centipede's house
Cornwind Evil: And basically it's a nightmare Wonderland
Cornwind Evil: And its weird.
Cornwind Evil: The thing that comes into my head is 'Jesus Christ I'm going to die.'
Cornwind Evil: Not in a 'Mr. Centipede is dangerous and wishes me harm' sense
Cornwind Evil: But in a 'Dear god I am doing favors for an alien or otherdimensional being who is trying to pretend to be human to blend in and getting WAY TOO MANY THINGS OFF AND WRONG' way
Cornwind Evil: 'And he is going to shoot me because he doesn't understand how things work or something'
Cornwind Evil: That's the part I really remember. That Mr. Centipede wasn't just incredibly weird, but something pretending to be human
SteelKomodo: eek D:
Cornwind Evil: It's probably from me interacting with M Sheep a lot
Cornwind Evil: He's fond of those sorts of things
SteelKomodo: I was gonna say this sounds very much like something Sheep would come up with :P
Cornwind Evil: This has been more 'Weird Dreams With Cornwind'
SteelKomodo: indeed it has
Harpy: welp
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Harpy: holy shit that is a tiny elf
SteelKomodo: IT IS SO TINY
Harpy: finally, Carlos does something else
Gooper Blooper: Don't worry Harpy
Gooper Blooper: I'm raising the stakes appropriately
Gooper Blooper: If they bring an army, so do we
Harpy: then I imagining Ariel lifting giant steaks
SteelKomodo: ...eeeek
Gooper Blooper: MIGHTY ARIEL
Gooper Blooper: Can Ariel lift a steak so big even Josephine cannot eat it
Harpy: Alex might be able to help a bit with that
Harpy: the army I mean, not the steak
Gooper Blooper: what, not both?
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Cornwind Evil: It's time for more 'Weird Dreams With Cornwind'
SteelKomodo: oh boy D:
Cornwind Evil: In MMO's, you are given quests to do stuff
SteelKomodo: of course
Cornwind Evil: So I dreamed that real life had something where every year we were given quests
Cornwind Evil: And last year (in the dream) I did some quests for some weirdo I will call Mr. Centipede. That was not actually his name but it is what I will call him.
Harpy: if we were given quests every year, I would clearly do quests for Sir Pantsalot
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, the idea is since its a new year the quest givers will have new reQuests
Cornwind Evil: It is a world of quests
SteelKomodo: queeeeests
Cornwind Evil: But not The World Of Quest
SteelKomodo: Poor Quest :P
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, Mr. Centipede wants the EXACT SAME THINGS as last year
Cornwind Evil: Which I think was some apples and a bag of potatoes
SteelKomodo: ...what a jerk D:<
Cornwind Evil: Anyway it's one of those weird dreams where you alternate between observing/directing events and being in them
SteelKomodo: i've had those
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, once I get the things I go inside Mr. Centipede's house
Cornwind Evil: And basically it's a nightmare Wonderland
Cornwind Evil: And its weird.
Cornwind Evil: The thing that comes into my head is 'Jesus Christ I'm going to die.'
Cornwind Evil: Not in a 'Mr. Centipede is dangerous and wishes me harm' sense
Cornwind Evil: But in a 'Dear god I am doing favors for an alien or otherdimensional being who is trying to pretend to be human to blend in and getting WAY TOO MANY THINGS OFF AND WRONG' way
Cornwind Evil: 'And he is going to shoot me because he doesn't understand how things work or something'
Cornwind Evil: That's the part I really remember. That Mr. Centipede wasn't just incredibly weird, but something pretending to be human
SteelKomodo: eek D:
Cornwind Evil: It's probably from me interacting with M Sheep a lot
Cornwind Evil: He's fond of those sorts of things
SteelKomodo: I was gonna say this sounds very much like something Sheep would come up with :P
Cornwind Evil: This has been more 'Weird Dreams With Cornwind'
SteelKomodo: indeed it has
Harpy: welp
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Harpy: holy shit that is a tiny elf
SteelKomodo: IT IS SO TINY
Saturday, August 17, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 68: Did He Just Shit Out Savings
Spy OMac: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mqs2ogpvaa1sxudx7o1_1375235729_cover.jpg
Gooper Blooper: I remember that. I think that's Sonic Heroes' manual
SteelKomodo: yes, it is
Gooper Blooper: eggman the feminist
Harpy: that sounds
Harpy: odd to see in the same sentence together
Harpy: does that mean he does activist work while he's busy not trying to take over the world?
Harpy: or does he want to take over the world so that women can finally have equal rights?
Gooper Blooper: hahaha, the VGCW wiki found the image and is using it to say that Eggman supports the WVGCW
Spy OMac: Eggman founded the Society
Gooper Blooper: The Practice breaks up because Wily's a chauvinist with only one female robot master
Spy OMac: And that was a DLN anyway
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Harpy: [1:10:38 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: I need to somehow get a sound to play on my phone when it's done charging so I could edit said sound to change it to Medic saying "Fully charged!"
Gooper Blooper: HAHAHAHAHA
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: i hope he gets the cracklin uber sound with it
Gooper Blooper: phone lights up a bright blue
M Sheep: You get a phone call, and it just screams 'Medic! MEDIC!' over and over
M Sheep: and over
M Sheep: again
Harpy: [1:15:06 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: it could be Scout saying "Need a Dispenser here" with the sound of a frying pan constantly playing
[1:15:12 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: that would be the worse
Gooper Blooper: I remember that. I think that's Sonic Heroes' manual
SteelKomodo: yes, it is
Gooper Blooper: eggman the feminist
Harpy: that sounds
Harpy: odd to see in the same sentence together
Harpy: does that mean he does activist work while he's busy not trying to take over the world?
Harpy: or does he want to take over the world so that women can finally have equal rights?
Gooper Blooper: hahaha, the VGCW wiki found the image and is using it to say that Eggman supports the WVGCW
Spy OMac: Eggman founded the Society
Gooper Blooper: The Practice breaks up because Wily's a chauvinist with only one female robot master
Spy OMac: And that was a DLN anyway
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Harpy: [1:10:38 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: I need to somehow get a sound to play on my phone when it's done charging so I could edit said sound to change it to Medic saying "Fully charged!"
Gooper Blooper: HAHAHAHAHA
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: i hope he gets the cracklin uber sound with it
Gooper Blooper: phone lights up a bright blue
M Sheep: You get a phone call, and it just screams 'Medic! MEDIC!' over and over
M Sheep: and over
M Sheep: again
Harpy: [1:15:06 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: it could be Scout saying "Need a Dispenser here" with the sound of a frying pan constantly playing
[1:15:12 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: that would be the worse
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 67: Taylor Swift Chat
SteelKomodo: I thought CW would be asleep
SteelKomodo: but he's posting XD
GB Hazard: Cornwind never sleeps
GB Hazard: he's always watching
SteelKomodo: ...is he
SteelKomodo: GABEN?
GB Hazard: No way
GB Hazard: Cornwind would never have booked Red to fight Ganon
SteelKomodo: XD
GB Hazard: Instead it would be "You're fighting a main eventer! A current champion! One of the most beloved VGCW characters ever!"
GB Hazard: Red comes out
GB Hazard: TOO BAD, WALUIIIIGI TIME
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFT
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SteelKomodo: hmm, what to give...
SteelKomodo: what do I give to one of the Sarahkin, who can be said to have almost everything D:
Harpy: a book
RedSpy: Give her a tribble
Harpy: we are not reliving that, Spy
GB Hazard: spy pls
SteelKomodo: NO spy
SteelKomodo: go back into that corner
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RedSpy: Now we need Oceanus and Construct 8 to strike up a friendship, die in a fite, and get rebuilt as Construct O
SteelKomodo: but he's posting XD
GB Hazard: Cornwind never sleeps
GB Hazard: he's always watching
SteelKomodo: ...is he
SteelKomodo: GABEN?
GB Hazard: No way
GB Hazard: Cornwind would never have booked Red to fight Ganon
SteelKomodo: XD
GB Hazard: Instead it would be "You're fighting a main eventer! A current champion! One of the most beloved VGCW characters ever!"
GB Hazard: Red comes out
GB Hazard: TOO BAD, WALUIIIIGI TIME
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFT
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SteelKomodo: hmm, what to give...
SteelKomodo: what do I give to one of the Sarahkin, who can be said to have almost everything D:
Harpy: a book
RedSpy: Give her a tribble
Harpy: we are not reliving that, Spy
GB Hazard: spy pls
SteelKomodo: NO spy
SteelKomodo: go back into that corner
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RedSpy: Now we need Oceanus and Construct 8 to strike up a friendship, die in a fite, and get rebuilt as Construct O
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 66: A Sugary End
Saberwulf: Jaxx is like a retarded dog in a field of rabbits
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Saberwulf: Since Ardea doesn't have technology, I thought of substituting a TV or radio to inform people of goings on with a traveling bard band that sings the news very loudly at people in the bar
Harpy: that'd be perfect
Harpy: I was thinking more of crystal balls but sometimes they tell the future going on instead of present
TheDeleter: i love it
Saberwulf: "Oooohhh the Society has come... *bring!* to burn down the town! *bring!* and now the forces of good, *bring* have assembled *bring bring!* to take them down! *Buuding!*
Gooper Blooper: medieval barbershop quartet
Saberwulf: Like that
TheDeleter: it's also historically accurate which appeals to my stunted sense of versimilitude
Gooper Blooper: "craaaabCraaaabCRAAAAABCRAAAAB THERE'S SOME WEIRD CRABS OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE-UH
Harpy: oh god now I want to see a medieval barbershop quartet
Gooper Blooper: *waving, cane and hat holding*
Gooper Blooper: *jazzhands*
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M Sheep: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Pit from Purnima's well meaning nature?!
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Cornwind Evil: A great line from the Pacific Rim tie in prequel comic
Cornwind Evil: "I've never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will kill it."
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TheDeleter: i am looking up on a lot of baby facts for conrad
TheDeleter: my internet history is getting weird
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Saberwulf: Since Ardea doesn't have technology, I thought of substituting a TV or radio to inform people of goings on with a traveling bard band that sings the news very loudly at people in the bar
Harpy: that'd be perfect
Harpy: I was thinking more of crystal balls but sometimes they tell the future going on instead of present
TheDeleter: i love it
Saberwulf: "Oooohhh the Society has come... *bring!* to burn down the town! *bring!* and now the forces of good, *bring* have assembled *bring bring!* to take them down! *Buuding!*
Gooper Blooper: medieval barbershop quartet
Saberwulf: Like that
TheDeleter: it's also historically accurate which appeals to my stunted sense of versimilitude
Gooper Blooper: "craaaabCraaaabCRAAAAABCRAAAAB THERE'S SOME WEIRD CRABS OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE-UH
Harpy: oh god now I want to see a medieval barbershop quartet
Gooper Blooper: *waving, cane and hat holding*
Gooper Blooper: *jazzhands*
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M Sheep: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Pit from Purnima's well meaning nature?!
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Cornwind Evil: A great line from the Pacific Rim tie in prequel comic
Cornwind Evil: "I've never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will kill it."
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TheDeleter: i am looking up on a lot of baby facts for conrad
TheDeleter: my internet history is getting weird
Sunday, August 11, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 65: Boob Yer Mates
Gooper Blooper: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kid Icarus Uprising and Final Fantasy Tactics. The story should use saving the environment as a plot device!
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Gooper Blooper: I wish I had more reaction pictures for Ariel
Gooper Blooper: Dammit, Japanese artists I don't know, draw more archers
Gooper Blooper: So I can crop your work and use it on message boards
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RedSpy: I've made so many Gaben jokes
RedSpy: I can't even say wait anymore
RedSpy: It always comes out as worth the weight
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Gooper Blooper: I wish I had more reaction pictures for Ariel
Gooper Blooper: Dammit, Japanese artists I don't know, draw more archers
Gooper Blooper: So I can crop your work and use it on message boards
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RedSpy: I've made so many Gaben jokes
RedSpy: I can't even say wait anymore
RedSpy: It always comes out as worth the weight
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 64: The Ugly Therian
RedSpy: Want to know who this season's real big bad is?
RedSpy: Rap Rat
SteelKomodo: NO D:
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Gooper Blooper: >2008 was five years ago
Gooper Blooper: oh god
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Harpy: suddenly Carla
Harpy: you don't get between her and her ice cream
Gooper Blooper: I had predicted Carla's favorite treats would be frozen stuff
Gooper Blooper: It seems I was correct
Harpy: she's an ice mage, what do you expect? :U
Gooper Blooper: BUT HOW MANY BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF okay
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Jumpropeman: I keep promising myself I won't
Jumpropeman: but every time I make a pizza I start singing the Mona Pizza song
RedSpy: Rap Rat
SteelKomodo: NO D:
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Gooper Blooper: >2008 was five years ago
Gooper Blooper: oh god
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Harpy: suddenly Carla
Harpy: you don't get between her and her ice cream
Gooper Blooper: I had predicted Carla's favorite treats would be frozen stuff
Gooper Blooper: It seems I was correct
Harpy: she's an ice mage, what do you expect? :U
Gooper Blooper: BUT HOW MANY BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF okay
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Jumpropeman: I keep promising myself I won't
Jumpropeman: but every time I make a pizza I start singing the Mona Pizza song
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 63: Carla in the Bank
SteelKomodo: did you plan for CW to enter or somethin? Because I was going to, then I caught up with Chatzy and wasn't sure
RubyChao: oh well i didn't really plan for anyone in particular to enter to enter, but he apparently wants to
RubyChao: but i mean if you want to challenge that's a-ok in my book
SteelKomodo: I'll think about it
Harpy: rock paper scissors CW for it
Harpy: "i want my chars killed" "NO I WANNA GET MY CHARS KILLED"
SteelKomodo: XD
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SteelKomodo: so I decided to download the old forums and unzip them
SteelKomodo: ahahahahaha it'll take forever
Gooper Blooper: Yes it will
Gooper Blooper: 8 GB of madness
SteelKomodo: I WANT TO GET OFF MR. GOOPS WILD UNPACKING D:
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Gooper Blooper: ZF forums will live forever
Gooper Blooper: in our hard drives
Gooper Blooper: In addition, I also have them saved on a USB stick as well as on my hard drive and in the Dropbox cloud. I'M READY FOR ANYTHING
SteelKomodo: Dangerously Mad-Prepared
RubyChao: oh well i didn't really plan for anyone in particular to enter to enter, but he apparently wants to
RubyChao: but i mean if you want to challenge that's a-ok in my book
SteelKomodo: I'll think about it
Harpy: rock paper scissors CW for it
Harpy: "i want my chars killed" "NO I WANNA GET MY CHARS KILLED"
SteelKomodo: XD
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SteelKomodo: so I decided to download the old forums and unzip them
SteelKomodo: ahahahahaha it'll take forever
Gooper Blooper: Yes it will
Gooper Blooper: 8 GB of madness
SteelKomodo: I WANT TO GET OFF MR. GOOPS WILD UNPACKING D:
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Gooper Blooper: ZF forums will live forever
Gooper Blooper: in our hard drives
Gooper Blooper: In addition, I also have them saved on a USB stick as well as on my hard drive and in the Dropbox cloud. I'M READY FOR ANYTHING
SteelKomodo: Dangerously Mad-Prepared
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 62: Team Sarah Squad
Harpy: I love me some dragons and I love me some cats
Harpy: a dragon with a catlike personality wins my heart over
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Gooper Blooper: Fun Fact: Sarah's gimmick used to be doing the CSI Miami YEEEEEAAAHHHHHHH
Gooper Blooper: the wonders of early RP
Harpy: with no sarah, who will take her place
Waa: MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE - It makes people sad
Cornwind Evil: Yeah, I remember when people pulled up early posts
Cornwind Evil: And I was the only one whose character hadn't changed drastically
Cornwind Evil: Dunno if that's a good or bad thing
Gooper Blooper: Sine is Sine, now and forever
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M Sheep: WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL!
Waa: Some of these are pretty ominous, like Your Money or your Life and Hang the Guilty Man
Cornwind Evil: Bluejay's yelling at the crowd to shut up so she can hear the voice.
Gooper Blooper: The least ominous is probably the worst of all
Gooper Blooper: Guess Your Weight is fucking terrifying
Gooper Blooper: if you're josephine
SteelKomodo: XD
Waa: Your weight is 6-! 6-! 6-! t̴͋͛ͫ̑ͧ̌҉͎̳̣͎̰̳͕͕͍h̵͙̤̟̘̦̗̼ͨ̉̃̃͑͗̓͑ͣͦ̊̒͐ͤ̀͝ȩ̢̞͓̝̰͉̺̥̘͖̖̒̎ͯͦ̈ͧͦ͜͢ͅ ̷̛̠͈̬͎̱̋̐̓͋̐̀̃̈ͥ̅̂͋ͬͮ͌̄̓ͫ͒̀͜dͯ̿ͫ̂̌̔҉̡̨̛̻͚̰ę̵͌̿͋́҉̥̲͔̗̲̘͔̭͕̥̭̘̖̳̹̟̕ͅͅm̴̵̹̣̜͕͕̼͚̲̣͎̻͉͇̪̜̼͙͇̝ͧ͑͑͛ͬ̅̓̍̈́̈͐̎̆͐̂͋ͩͣ͜͟o̸̻̭͙̘̥͉͚̙̤ͯͦͩ͗̄ͨ͜͜n̷̛̦͈̳͚̮͖͚̰͇̤̅̌ͨͮ̂̌͑ͫ̽̓̐̈ͥͬ̂͛͂̾̽s̆̄ͦ͆ͯͫ͌̑͌ͫ̃͑ͬ̑̋ͯ̂͘҉̩̰̦͚͖͇̜̗ ̘̗̞͕͙̦̯̦̤̦͉͔͔̦͍̃̋̎̔ͪ͆̀ş͐̾ͣ͑̎̀̕҉̵͔̳̜̳̼̳͕̗̣̯͖̪̲̙̭̬̟o̶͑ͩ͐҉͉͕͈͓̹̘̞͙̲̖̯͙̦̦͓͈͘ͅų̶̸̡̹̺̪̯̘̙͉̖̘̝͗ͮ̿͋ͨ͞ͅl̛ͤͬ͆̇͌̈̌ͣ̀́ͥ͛ͭ̀̚͏̵͍̫̞̗̰͖͈̠̜̭͙̪͡ͅs̵͕̰̗̮̬̖̔̍ͪ̑ͬ̅͗ͨ̇ͦ͠ ̸̛͚̗̠̩͈̪͎̟͙̳͙̗͇͗ͤ͊ͧ̊̃͌́́̂͑ͧͅͅs̵̵̨̨͎̩̮̞̝̝̝͇̠̮͕͉̍͑̾̍̎͒̔̃ͯ͊̕l̻͈͔͖͓̲̘̯̦ͤ͒ͯ̓̾̏ͮͫ͑ͥ̈́͑̐̎͌̀ͥ̃̀́͝͡ẽ̷̸̡̖̗̱͕͎̼̯͔͐͑͌ͤͫ̒͗̂ͭ͌̚͢͝p̷̨̡̬̞͚̮̣͈̞̥̀̆̃͂ͨ́̌̍͊t̵̨̺͔̬̳͚̯̩̝̱̗̫͓͖̻̤͓̯̲̤ͨͪ́̊̋͊́ͬ̚͝͝ ̸̇̆̉̽͐̂̔̔͘҉̨̞̮̯̞̝̞͓̦̹̞̜̝͟w̵̡̧̻̩͔̞̭͚̬͈͉̟̥̰̠͇̳̺̙̿ͥ̌ͩ̀̚͝ǐͫ͆̒͆̂ͬ͗̄̐҉͏̵̺̬̪͙̦͈͔̻̟͍̪̣͍ͅt̸̡̡̢̼͔̝͙̗͔̞ͣ̈́ͤ̉̽ͬ̔ͬͤͩ͂͌͂͑̓̂̒̅́͜ḩ͂͗̉ͮ̓̓̓̋ͦͨ̉ͫ̚͏̖̗͇̣̟ ̧͓̲͇̞͍̣̲̃̂̇̓̕͠y̩̮͎͉̫̙̮̞̟͙̯̠̭͖͓̳̗̭̌̊ͮ̄͆̋́̓̂̃ͯ̄̿̑͢͞͝ơ̧̧̥̺͖̹̤͚͕̹͓̥͚̥̠͔͙̺̦̅ͬͣͦ̅̀͑͢ű̡̥̮̳̖̳̰̙̪̞͔͚͓͔̩̔̒ͦ͟͠ͅr̷̷̦̯̭̥̫̦̦̻͓̣̼͇͗ͯ̊̄ͧ̈́ͩͦ̅ ̴̣̖̻͖̻̬̰͖͈̱̞̬̥̙̥̅̇̉̐̾͌̓ͯ̍̚ͅm̜̯̩͎̙͍̪̻͊ͬ̓̀ͪͤ̐̒̍ͦͦͯ̏̅͂̀ͨͬ͝͠o̷͈̣̻̣͍̬̩̭ͩ̈̒̉̏̍̿ͬͮ͋͂͒̽̌ͯͩ̾̄̀̀̚̕t̨̧̨̲̤̘̹̪̠͖̦̭̱́͌͊̈́̅̽͗̋ͭ̃ͭ͂̒͡ͅh̢̛̘̠̫͎̹̱͕͔͇͖̺̙̹ͥͨ̅̐ͥ͌̌̽ͤͪ̎ͭͦͧ̏̚̕͘͞ẽ̴̢̙͕̱͉̣̝̲̰̖̬̃̇͗ͨ̆ͮ̎̾̐ͬ́́r̷͊̅ͬ͊ͪ̓ͨͭ͐͗̄̒̂̕҉̛͔͙͉̼͡
SteelKomodo: D:
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Cornwind Evil: I read stuff like Koontz and Martin with their lavish descriptions and mine's sort of like "There is a forest. Some of the trees are pines."
Harpy: NOT ENOUGH MAPLE TREES THERE CW
Harpy: RAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cornwind Evil hides behind Widow Maker.
Cornwind Evil holds up Baby Widow Maker as a shield.
Cornwind Evil is a terrible person.
Harpy: a dragon with a catlike personality wins my heart over
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Gooper Blooper: Fun Fact: Sarah's gimmick used to be doing the CSI Miami YEEEEEAAAHHHHHHH
Gooper Blooper: the wonders of early RP
Harpy: with no sarah, who will take her place
Waa: MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE - It makes people sad
Cornwind Evil: Yeah, I remember when people pulled up early posts
Cornwind Evil: And I was the only one whose character hadn't changed drastically
Cornwind Evil: Dunno if that's a good or bad thing
Gooper Blooper: Sine is Sine, now and forever
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M Sheep: WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL!
Waa: Some of these are pretty ominous, like Your Money or your Life and Hang the Guilty Man
Cornwind Evil: Bluejay's yelling at the crowd to shut up so she can hear the voice.
Gooper Blooper: The least ominous is probably the worst of all
Gooper Blooper: Guess Your Weight is fucking terrifying
Gooper Blooper: if you're josephine
SteelKomodo: XD
Waa: Your weight is 6-! 6-! 6-! t̴͋͛ͫ̑ͧ̌҉͎̳̣͎̰̳͕͕͍h̵͙̤̟̘̦̗̼ͨ̉̃̃͑͗̓͑ͣͦ̊̒͐ͤ̀͝ȩ̢̞͓̝̰͉̺̥̘͖̖̒̎ͯͦ̈ͧͦ͜͢ͅ ̷̛̠͈̬͎̱̋̐̓͋̐̀̃̈ͥ̅̂͋ͬͮ͌̄̓ͫ͒̀͜dͯ̿ͫ̂̌̔҉̡̨̛̻͚̰ę̵͌̿͋́҉̥̲͔̗̲̘͔̭͕̥̭̘̖̳̹̟̕ͅͅm̴̵̹̣̜͕͕̼͚̲̣͎̻͉͇̪̜̼͙͇̝ͧ͑͑͛ͬ̅̓̍̈́̈͐̎̆͐̂͋ͩͣ͜͟o̸̻̭͙̘̥͉͚̙̤ͯͦͩ͗̄ͨ͜͜n̷̛̦͈̳͚̮͖͚̰͇̤̅̌ͨͮ̂̌͑ͫ̽̓̐̈ͥͬ̂͛͂̾̽s̆̄ͦ͆ͯͫ͌̑͌ͫ̃͑ͬ̑̋ͯ̂͘҉̩̰̦͚͖͇̜̗ ̘̗̞͕͙̦̯̦̤̦͉͔͔̦͍̃̋̎̔ͪ͆̀ş͐̾ͣ͑̎̀̕҉̵͔̳̜̳̼̳͕̗̣̯͖̪̲̙̭̬̟o̶͑ͩ͐҉͉͕͈͓̹̘̞͙̲̖̯͙̦̦͓͈͘ͅų̶̸̡̹̺̪̯̘̙͉̖̘̝͗ͮ̿͋ͨ͞ͅl̛ͤͬ͆̇͌̈̌ͣ̀́ͥ͛ͭ̀̚͏̵͍̫̞̗̰͖͈̠̜̭͙̪͡ͅs̵͕̰̗̮̬̖̔̍ͪ̑ͬ̅͗ͨ̇ͦ͠ ̸̛͚̗̠̩͈̪͎̟͙̳͙̗͇͗ͤ͊ͧ̊̃͌́́̂͑ͧͅͅs̵̵̨̨͎̩̮̞̝̝̝͇̠̮͕͉̍͑̾̍̎͒̔̃ͯ͊̕l̻͈͔͖͓̲̘̯̦ͤ͒ͯ̓̾̏ͮͫ͑ͥ̈́͑̐̎͌̀ͥ̃̀́͝͡ẽ̷̸̡̖̗̱͕͎̼̯͔͐͑͌ͤͫ̒͗̂ͭ͌̚͢͝p̷̨̡̬̞͚̮̣͈̞̥̀̆̃͂ͨ́̌̍͊t̵̨̺͔̬̳͚̯̩̝̱̗̫͓͖̻̤͓̯̲̤ͨͪ́̊̋͊́ͬ̚͝͝ ̸̇̆̉̽͐̂̔̔͘҉̨̞̮̯̞̝̞͓̦̹̞̜̝͟w̵̡̧̻̩͔̞̭͚̬͈͉̟̥̰̠͇̳̺̙̿ͥ̌ͩ̀̚͝ǐͫ͆̒͆̂ͬ͗̄̐҉͏̵̺̬̪͙̦͈͔̻̟͍̪̣͍ͅt̸̡̡̢̼͔̝͙̗͔̞ͣ̈́ͤ̉̽ͬ̔ͬͤͩ͂͌͂͑̓̂̒̅́͜ḩ͂͗̉ͮ̓̓̓̋ͦͨ̉ͫ̚͏̖̗͇̣̟ ̧͓̲͇̞͍̣̲̃̂̇̓̕͠y̩̮͎͉̫̙̮̞̟͙̯̠̭͖͓̳̗̭̌̊ͮ̄͆̋́̓̂̃ͯ̄̿̑͢͞͝ơ̧̧̥̺͖̹̤͚͕̹͓̥͚̥̠͔͙̺̦̅ͬͣͦ̅̀͑͢ű̡̥̮̳̖̳̰̙̪̞͔͚͓͔̩̔̒ͦ͟͠ͅr̷̷̦̯̭̥̫̦̦̻͓̣̼͇͗ͯ̊̄ͧ̈́ͩͦ̅ ̴̣̖̻͖̻̬̰͖͈̱̞̬̥̙̥̅̇̉̐̾͌̓ͯ̍̚ͅm̜̯̩͎̙͍̪̻͊ͬ̓̀ͪͤ̐̒̍ͦͦͯ̏̅͂̀ͨͬ͝͠o̷͈̣̻̣͍̬̩̭ͩ̈̒̉̏̍̿ͬͮ͋͂͒̽̌ͯͩ̾̄̀̀̚̕t̨̧̨̲̤̘̹̪̠͖̦̭̱́͌͊̈́̅̽͗̋ͭ̃ͭ͂̒͡ͅh̢̛̘̠̫͎̹̱͕͔͇͖̺̙̹ͥͨ̅̐ͥ͌̌̽ͤͪ̎ͭͦͧ̏̚̕͘͞ẽ̴̢̙͕̱͉̣̝̲̰̖̬̃̇͗ͨ̆ͮ̎̾̐ͬ́́r̷͊̅ͬ͊ͪ̓ͨͭ͐͗̄̒̂̕҉̛͔͙͉̼͡
SteelKomodo: D:
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Cornwind Evil: I read stuff like Koontz and Martin with their lavish descriptions and mine's sort of like "There is a forest. Some of the trees are pines."
Harpy: NOT ENOUGH MAPLE TREES THERE CW
Harpy: RAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cornwind Evil hides behind Widow Maker.
Cornwind Evil holds up Baby Widow Maker as a shield.
Cornwind Evil is a terrible person.
Monday, August 5, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 61: Ask Me About The Baby
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Waa: Waluigi hates this
Gooper Blooper: their servers can't handle all dem F5s
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Gooper Blooper: Didja read the brawl yet
Saberwulf: I did
Saberwulf: Man, Chet got offed by the pig
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Gooper Blooper: Aevar is loading, please wait. Estimated time remaining 5 days, 3 hours
Gooper Blooper: (buffering...)
Erebus: Yeah, pretty much. All that armor, dead muscles and sinew, and ANGRY RED EYES takes awhile to regrow.
Gooper Blooper: It takes a whole day just to bring back the angry
Gooper Blooper: so much angry
Erebus: That and the arrogance might be a whole three-day weekend, alone!
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Waa: I am having way too much fun making fictional crabs
Waa: Waluigi hates this
Gooper Blooper: their servers can't handle all dem F5s
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Gooper Blooper: Didja read the brawl yet
Saberwulf: I did
Saberwulf: Man, Chet got offed by the pig
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Gooper Blooper: Aevar is loading, please wait. Estimated time remaining 5 days, 3 hours
Gooper Blooper: (buffering...)
Erebus: Yeah, pretty much. All that armor, dead muscles and sinew, and ANGRY RED EYES takes awhile to regrow.
Gooper Blooper: It takes a whole day just to bring back the angry
Gooper Blooper: so much angry
Erebus: That and the arrogance might be a whole three-day weekend, alone!
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Waa: I am having way too much fun making fictional crabs
Sunday, August 4, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 60 - Big Bar Brawl 3 Edition
Gooper Blooper: RP Villain 2013: Cancer
Gooper Blooper: and then the kobbers cure cancer
RedSpy: No, Goops, that's just silly
RedSpy: They micro-size and beat the shit out of it
Saberwulf: Cigarettes and graphite neutron monitor for all
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Cornwind Evil: If the story doesn't organically give us a final boss, I'll have one set up
Cornwind Evil: If it does, they can be dismissed as errors
SteelKomodo: I'm trying to set up Slendy as final boss
Cornwind Evil: The final boss for 2013: Del the Mod
SteelKomodo: but not very well, I must admit
TheDeleter: Can't really do much cos phone sucks
TheDeleter: YOU WILL NEVER WI
TheDeleter: N
Cornwind Evil: Considering I don't have the system
Cornwind Evil: Yes, I will never Wii
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: You will never go to Wisconsin
TheDeleter: bonus boss for 2013 - Captain Bones
Cornwind Evil: Or maybe I should see a doctor
Cornwind Evil: That's not normal
TheDeleter: CAN YE SOLVE HIS PUZZLES
SteelKomodo: YER DEAD
Gooper Blooper: when do we fight timezonius
Gooper Blooper: Besides every day
Gooper Blooper: and then the kobbers cure cancer
RedSpy: No, Goops, that's just silly
RedSpy: They micro-size and beat the shit out of it
Saberwulf: Cigarettes and graphite neutron monitor for all
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Cornwind Evil: If the story doesn't organically give us a final boss, I'll have one set up
Cornwind Evil: If it does, they can be dismissed as errors
SteelKomodo: I'm trying to set up Slendy as final boss
Cornwind Evil: The final boss for 2013: Del the Mod
SteelKomodo: but not very well, I must admit
TheDeleter: Can't really do much cos phone sucks
TheDeleter: YOU WILL NEVER WI
TheDeleter: N
Cornwind Evil: Considering I don't have the system
Cornwind Evil: Yes, I will never Wii
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: You will never go to Wisconsin
TheDeleter: bonus boss for 2013 - Captain Bones
Cornwind Evil: Or maybe I should see a doctor
Cornwind Evil: That's not normal
TheDeleter: CAN YE SOLVE HIS PUZZLES
SteelKomodo: YER DEAD
Gooper Blooper: when do we fight timezonius
Gooper Blooper: Besides every day
Friday, August 2, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 59: The Sense of Right Alliance
TheDeleter: what kind of roleplayer decides NOT to go full throttle?
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TheDeleter: ~lover~
SteelKomodo: http://i.imgur.com/gpsJ0.png
RedSpy: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gooper Blooper: *Josephine sputters and flails, Widow Maker laughs*
Gooper Blooper: BEST COUPLE~~~~
TheDeleter: best couple 2013
RedSpy: But is it Jonesybus?
TheDeleter: nothing can surpass the lofty heights of jonesybus
TheDeleter: all aboard the jonesybus, destination AWESOME
Gooper Blooper: b-but saralex
TheDeleter: >:I
Erebus: Can't hear you over the sound of BEATING DOWN EVIL
TheDeleter: and lo did conrad grow up with the knowledge to kick yon buttock
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M Sheep: At a bit of a loss as to what to do with the Pyrokinetic Speedster with a big fat ZERO in athletics
Gooper Blooper: He's really fast, he just breaks his legs every time he moves
Gooper Blooper: It's like Cancerfrog from ZF1
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TheDeleter: ~lover~
SteelKomodo: http://i.imgur.com/gpsJ0.png
RedSpy: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gooper Blooper: *Josephine sputters and flails, Widow Maker laughs*
Gooper Blooper: BEST COUPLE~~~~
TheDeleter: best couple 2013
RedSpy: But is it Jonesybus?
TheDeleter: nothing can surpass the lofty heights of jonesybus
TheDeleter: all aboard the jonesybus, destination AWESOME
Gooper Blooper: b-but saralex
TheDeleter: >:I
Erebus: Can't hear you over the sound of BEATING DOWN EVIL
TheDeleter: and lo did conrad grow up with the knowledge to kick yon buttock
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M Sheep: At a bit of a loss as to what to do with the Pyrokinetic Speedster with a big fat ZERO in athletics
Gooper Blooper: He's really fast, he just breaks his legs every time he moves
Gooper Blooper: It's like Cancerfrog from ZF1
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 58: Alexander's Sarahkin Harem
Saberwulf: I never added a lotto since I basically don't have any more characters
RedSpy: I just tossed in 17 because fuck it have a crab
Saberwulf: Everyone else is either dead, not born yet, or not yet introducable
RedSpy: >not born yet
RedSpy: Wulf confirmed for entering Dr. Fetus
Saberwulf: pff
RedSpy: (In all srs, if you're out of lotto chars)
RedSpy: (Just enter John Cena)
Saberwulf: hahaha
SteelKomodo: (XD)
RedSpy: (Although then Vince McMahon will find out, make 300 alts, and spam votes for him)
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Cornwind Evil: In other news I just sold a jewelcrafting pattern at 30x markup because the person who bought it didn't know you could buy it in a shop around the corner of the Auction House
SteelKomodo: pffffft, amazing
SteelKomodo: that's almost like me getting loads of bells in animal crossing because the alpaca at Re-Tail takes loads of money for bugs and stuff
Cornwind Evil: To be fair it was a Limited Sale pattern
Cornwind Evil: Which means its not always being sold
Cornwind Evil: And there's only one for sale at a time
SteelKomodo: ah
Cornwind Evil: But a lot of those are in far off corners
Cornwind Evil: Not right in the near center of the Alliance's main town
RedSpy: xD Dick move man
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: your cutthroat tactics would serve you well in EVE
TheDeleter: note: don't play Eve
RedSpy: I just tossed in 17 because fuck it have a crab
Saberwulf: Everyone else is either dead, not born yet, or not yet introducable
RedSpy: >not born yet
RedSpy: Wulf confirmed for entering Dr. Fetus
Saberwulf: pff
RedSpy: (In all srs, if you're out of lotto chars)
RedSpy: (Just enter John Cena)
Saberwulf: hahaha
SteelKomodo: (XD)
RedSpy: (Although then Vince McMahon will find out, make 300 alts, and spam votes for him)
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Cornwind Evil: In other news I just sold a jewelcrafting pattern at 30x markup because the person who bought it didn't know you could buy it in a shop around the corner of the Auction House
SteelKomodo: pffffft, amazing
SteelKomodo: that's almost like me getting loads of bells in animal crossing because the alpaca at Re-Tail takes loads of money for bugs and stuff
Cornwind Evil: To be fair it was a Limited Sale pattern
Cornwind Evil: Which means its not always being sold
Cornwind Evil: And there's only one for sale at a time
SteelKomodo: ah
Cornwind Evil: But a lot of those are in far off corners
Cornwind Evil: Not right in the near center of the Alliance's main town
RedSpy: xD Dick move man
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: your cutthroat tactics would serve you well in EVE
TheDeleter: note: don't play Eve
Friday, July 26, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 57: Gloria is a Kidnapping Pig
Gooper Blooper: I tend to base all of my RP around "this would be cool" and "this would be funny"
SteelKomodo: Who doesn't? :P
RedSpy: I base all of mine around passing out, waking up, and seeing posts made
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M Sheep: So, apparently I screwed your and Goops Fite, CW
M Sheep: Sorry about that
Cornwind Evil: Hardly. It was JRM's decision
Cornwind Evil: I mean YOU COST ME MY WIN
Cornwind Evil: RGGGGHHHHH
M Sheep: T_T
M Sheep: EVERYTHING THAT I TOOOOOOUCH
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M Sheep: Good lord, what have I created.
M Sheep: What have I DONE
M Sheep: I think I need to hang up my keyboard and live our the rest of my days in a convent after that one
SteelKomodo: Who doesn't? :P
RedSpy: I base all of mine around passing out, waking up, and seeing posts made
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M Sheep: So, apparently I screwed your and Goops Fite, CW
M Sheep: Sorry about that
Cornwind Evil: Hardly. It was JRM's decision
Cornwind Evil: I mean YOU COST ME MY WIN
Cornwind Evil: RGGGGHHHHH
M Sheep: T_T
M Sheep: EVERYTHING THAT I TOOOOOOUCH
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M Sheep: Good lord, what have I created.
M Sheep: What have I DONE
M Sheep: I think I need to hang up my keyboard and live our the rest of my days in a convent after that one
Chatzy Madness Volume 56: The Candymania
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Thursday, July 25, 2013
Monster Mash: Loser's League - Purple Creature Eater vs Piranha Commando
"ROBOTEERS! Um, I mean, CYBORG MUTANT ANIMAL COMBATEERS! Welcome to the grand opening of our glorious battle arena, the Greentech AggroDome! We're packed to the rafters here with spectators eager to witness the carnage, and our arena is filled with tricks and traps our competitors can use to their advantage! This is Reiko Atari saying... Let's get it on!"
Friday, July 19, 2013
Monster Mash: Loser's League, Battle 3
We're back! And we have a lot to be thankful for. No civilians were hurt in that last battle, and there was minimal property damage. Most importantly, it's over. And with that out of the way, we can move on to the third and final battle of the Loser's League qualifiers!
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Monster Mash: Loser's League - Iron Maiden vs. Chupacabrain
"Good evening, Horrifying Monster Warfare Attendees! Reiko Atari here, your eye in the sky for Monster Mash's Loser's League! We are LIVE above Maine's forests, on the outskirts of a lovely town by the name of Ludlow. We've taken appropriate precautions - The town has been evacuated and a flotilla of jeeps led by our finest tank, the M-56 Discipline, plan on keeping order and ensuring tonight's contestants focus their fighting on themselves. We really don't need any more lawsuits.
it looks like they've just dropped off Private Spinneret. More news as it breaks!"
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Widow Maker's Game Room 5: Robot Legions
"And we're back! It's been a while, but I'm here with another game review. Today we're going to be delving into the fascinating world of Xbox Live Indie Games. It has a reputation for being a terrible service full of short, lame, copycat bugfests, but any platform with this few barriers for entry is going to require some sifting to get to the good stuff. First up from the indies is Robot Legions. With me today as my special guest is Celestia Canicco, mother of a thousand roleplay characters."
"So this is that Xbox 360 all the kids are playing these days? Where's the cartridge slot?"
"It uses discs."
"Ohhh!"
"How you can be such a whiz at robotics and yet such a dullard at modern trends is beyond me."
"So this is that Xbox 360 all the kids are playing these days? Where's the cartridge slot?"
"It uses discs."
"Ohhh!"
"How you can be such a whiz at robotics and yet such a dullard at modern trends is beyond me."
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Monster Mash: Loser's League, Battle 2
Boy, we sure are glad the Great Canadian Aquarium is relocating. Nobody wants to clean up the mess Primus Pilus and Estafador made. We've got what's left of the winner safely in storage, awaiting upgrades, but enough about him. It's time to meet the next two beasts that will battle for your entertainment!
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Monster Mash: Loser's League - Primus Pilus vs Estafador
"Good evening, Mutant Animal Combat Enthusiasts, because constantly throwing around "sports fans" gets repetitive! My name is Reiko Atari, and I'm your eye in the sky for today's thrilling battle between Primus Pilus, a fiery skeleton that was once a Dinoshark, and Estafador, an enormous brute of a shark stuffed with piranhas and the essence of the undead! Should be fun! I've got my chopper positioned over The Great Canadian Aquarium, and it's a great vantage point to bring the action to you folks at home!"
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Monster Mash: Loser's League, Battle 1
Greetings, Sports Fans!
As Monster Mash fans no doubt know, Greentech Corporation has partnered with everyone's new favorite animal-battling company to bring you EVEN MORE animal brawls! Greentech is an expert in life reanimation, monster wrangling, and not cringing when witnessing something really gross, so we are a perfect choice to hold THE LOSER'S LEAGUE!
Yes, the Loser's League. Just because six of the twelve monsters competing in Monster Mash were brained, squashed, or fed to giant plants does not mean they're unsalvageable! Our crack team of doctors, surgeons, back-alley quacks, mechanics, roboticists, necromancers, alternative healers, and white mages are hard at work breathing life back into the six beasts that failed to win the first round. Of course, sometimes we get lucky and don't have to do anything to revive a monster. You'll see what I mean soon.
Voting works much the same as in Round 1. State your vote and present your case as to why you think your pick will triumph. The votes will be Tractored and a winner will emerge to move on deeper into the tournament!
Let's meet today's contestants...
As Monster Mash fans no doubt know, Greentech Corporation has partnered with everyone's new favorite animal-battling company to bring you EVEN MORE animal brawls! Greentech is an expert in life reanimation, monster wrangling, and not cringing when witnessing something really gross, so we are a perfect choice to hold THE LOSER'S LEAGUE!
Yes, the Loser's League. Just because six of the twelve monsters competing in Monster Mash were brained, squashed, or fed to giant plants does not mean they're unsalvageable! Our crack team of doctors, surgeons, back-alley quacks, mechanics, roboticists, necromancers, alternative healers, and white mages are hard at work breathing life back into the six beasts that failed to win the first round. Of course, sometimes we get lucky and don't have to do anything to revive a monster. You'll see what I mean soon.
Voting works much the same as in Round 1. State your vote and present your case as to why you think your pick will triumph. The votes will be Tractored and a winner will emerge to move on deeper into the tournament!
Let's meet today's contestants...
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 55: Bowser Hangs Himself
RedSpy: Truly that would be the world's worst curse
RedSpy: Having Cole and King narrate your sex life
RedSpy: "BAD GUY, FROM BEHIND"
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RedSpy: THQuality in real life
Draco: O_o
TheDeleter: wow
Draco: The one guy's just curled up in a ball?
RedSpy: Think about it
RedSpy: You can't pin that
RedSpy: Makes for shit TV, but you can't pin that if you can't break the ball
---
M Sheep joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: M Sheep takes time out from his grueling 18-country drama tour to join us in Chatzy
M Sheep: In over 110 languages!
M Sheep: But yeah, finally done with everything for now
Gooper Blooper: Man, I actually said "18" completely at random
Gooper Blooper: It's in my fucking subconscious at this point
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Six straight months of this insanity
RedSpy: Having Cole and King narrate your sex life
RedSpy: "BAD GUY, FROM BEHIND"
---
RedSpy: THQuality in real life
Draco: O_o
TheDeleter: wow
Draco: The one guy's just curled up in a ball?
RedSpy: Think about it
RedSpy: You can't pin that
RedSpy: Makes for shit TV, but you can't pin that if you can't break the ball
---
M Sheep joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: M Sheep takes time out from his grueling 18-country drama tour to join us in Chatzy
M Sheep: In over 110 languages!
M Sheep: But yeah, finally done with everything for now
Gooper Blooper: Man, I actually said "18" completely at random
Gooper Blooper: It's in my fucking subconscious at this point
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Six straight months of this insanity
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Legalized Gambling For Children 14 Years Later
So, what's in this set? Here's the rundown:
-The meat of the set is a collection of 72 cards based on the original Pokemon movie and the "Pikachu's Vacation" short that aired before it. Each of the 72 cards also has a holofoil variation, and there is one holofoil in every pack - guaranteed. I am missing 17 "First Movie" cards and 7 "Pikachu's Vacation" cards.
-There are two sets of rarer cards. The first type is the "Evolution Cards" set, which consists of twelve cards featuring the Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, and Dratini families. Each of these cards can be holofoil, uniquely shaped, or ordinary. The odds of getting a unique-shaped evolution card are listed as 1 in 12 on the pack, making these little gits a real pain to gather if you want all the variations. I've managed to collect eight of the cards - I'm missing Venusaur, Charizard, Blastoise, and Dragonair.
-The third type of card is the "sticker card". On one side is a sticker, and on the other side is a piece of a picture. There are twelve sticker cards and the odds of getting one is 50/50. I don't have a single sticker card.
Miscellaneous Facts:
-These packs originally cost 1.99 each, as marked on the package. I bought the whole lot of ten for eleven bucks, so I actually got a discount here.
-Every pack has an identical design - it's a great foil wrapper with a picture of Mewtwo on it.
-The back of the package offers a bizarre sweepstakes that allows people to mail contest entries to Topps for a chance to win additional cards "at the same odds". Sweepstakes winners don't get the evolution sets or holofoils - they just get a random card. One. But then again, if you remember 1999 like I'm pretty sure it went down, that was enough for a lot of kids to enter. It's almost impossible to overstate just how huge Pokemon was for people my age in 1999.
Sunday, June 23, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 54 - The Gardener's Bear
Saberwulf: Oh, Sir Del
TheDeleter: aye
TheDeleter: post in CoL got it
Saberwulf: You read my mind hahaha
Saberwulf: Also Bennett failed a grapple check so he might get shot in the skull
TheDeleter: i'll do it right after i finish this powerpoint, write about a thousand words about levels and figure out how to make camstudio not suck shit
TheDeleter: nah screw it
TheDeleter: i'll do it now
Saberwulf: Hey man, take your time. It's chill
Saberwulf: Things are frosty like Sub Zero
Saberwulf: Ice to meet you
Saberwulf: I ran out of jokes
TheDeleter: you've truly broken the ice
Saberwulf: That joke's such low-hanging fruit it's Antarctic
TheDeleter: I'm gonna go help bennet
TheDeleter: he's a cool dude
Saberwulf: Cheng rageeee
TheDeleter: don't want him frozen out of the adventure already
TheDeleter: it'd be cold of you
Saberwulf: I'm going to vomit
TheDeleter: aye
TheDeleter: post in CoL got it
Saberwulf: You read my mind hahaha
Saberwulf: Also Bennett failed a grapple check so he might get shot in the skull
TheDeleter: i'll do it right after i finish this powerpoint, write about a thousand words about levels and figure out how to make camstudio not suck shit
TheDeleter: nah screw it
TheDeleter: i'll do it now
Saberwulf: Hey man, take your time. It's chill
Saberwulf: Things are frosty like Sub Zero
Saberwulf: Ice to meet you
Saberwulf: I ran out of jokes
TheDeleter: you've truly broken the ice
Saberwulf: That joke's such low-hanging fruit it's Antarctic
TheDeleter: I'm gonna go help bennet
TheDeleter: he's a cool dude
Saberwulf: Cheng rageeee
TheDeleter: don't want him frozen out of the adventure already
TheDeleter: it'd be cold of you
Saberwulf: I'm going to vomit
Saturday, June 22, 2013
Unfinished Business: A Look at my Pokemon Card Collection
I started collecting Pokemon cards in 1999 (like just about everyone else) and spent about a year feverishly gathering pieces of paper until they were banned at my school. With my trading outlet gone, my collecting faltered, eventually petering out entirely around 2003.
My personal criteria of what constitutes a complete set is pretty loose. Here's the basics:
1: Several card sets feature both holofoil and non-holo versions of certain cards. As long as I have one or the other, I consider that card obtained.
2: There were numerous reprints of older cards in the series. For instance, cards in the original Base Set were reprinted in Base Set 2 and the Legendary Collection. I readily accept these reprints as counting towards the total - all that matters is the card's content, especially its' art.
3: Sure, I'd love pristine, mint cards of everything, but if the only Ninetales I can find is battered and worn, then by Elohim it's going in the binder.
4: As for what sets to collect - I have limited myself to a group of sets that were all released during Pokemon's early years. Have you SEEN how many sets the TCG has now? It's utterly ridiculous. I've pared things down to a total of seven different sets - four from the TCG and three others, plus a couple promotional and bonus sets to bring the grand total of "sets" to nine.
Monday, June 17, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 53: Eggwang
SteelKomodo: Japan why u so deranged
TheDeleter: they are cramped together on an small island with not a lot of livable space and their culture emphasises obediance and respect for betters no matter how crazy those betters are
TheDeleter: it's an entire nation with cabin fever
Saberwulf: Yaaayyy
TheDeleter: whoooo
---
Saberwulf: I actually paid money for Spore
VeryHungrySpy: We all did
VeryHungrySpy: Oh, we all did . . .
SteelKomodo: :<
TheDeleter: :<
TheDeleter: never again
VeryHungrySpy: Until Spore 2 comes out
VeryHungrySpy: And we're all fooled again
SteelKomodo: or they actually make it work
TheDeleter: hahaha, EA fucked up with maxis on simcity recently, they won't do ANYTHING for a while now
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BadSpy: Don't forget to have Garland and the Sentinels come back as robots so Erebus and Jonesy's kid from the future can kill them with his sword
TheDeleter: don't you do it spy
TheDeleter: don't you start
TheDeleter: they are cramped together on an small island with not a lot of livable space and their culture emphasises obediance and respect for betters no matter how crazy those betters are
TheDeleter: it's an entire nation with cabin fever
Saberwulf: Yaaayyy
TheDeleter: whoooo
---
Saberwulf: I actually paid money for Spore
VeryHungrySpy: We all did
VeryHungrySpy: Oh, we all did . . .
SteelKomodo: :<
TheDeleter: :<
TheDeleter: never again
VeryHungrySpy: Until Spore 2 comes out
VeryHungrySpy: And we're all fooled again
SteelKomodo: or they actually make it work
TheDeleter: hahaha, EA fucked up with maxis on simcity recently, they won't do ANYTHING for a while now
---
BadSpy: Don't forget to have Garland and the Sentinels come back as robots so Erebus and Jonesy's kid from the future can kill them with his sword
TheDeleter: don't you do it spy
TheDeleter: don't you start
Friday, June 14, 2013
Grey Knight and Conehead Go to White Castle
A Chatzy compilation of moments from an online playthrough of Castle Crashers.
Grey Knight: RedSpy
Conehead: Gooper Blooper
Royal Guard: Gentleman Draco (present only for Industrial Castle, Lava World, Pirate Ship, Desert, UFO, and Marsh)
---
(Grey Knight stands underneath an owl that is relieving itself out of fright)
RedSpy: Owl shower :D
SteelKomodo: Showler
---
(A group of unarmed Thief enemies are running away from an unknown attacker. Grey Knight charges after them and tries to kill them before they run offscreen)
Gooper Blooper: spy no theyre running away
RedSpy: NO MERCY FOR THE WEAK
RedSpy: WARPDAMNIT JONESY
TheDeleter: "Don't blame me for your own failures >=I"
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Harpy joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: hey harpy
RedSpy: Ey Harpy
Harpy: oi
RedSpy: You're just in time for Grey Knight and Conehead Go To White Castle
Harpy: i thought grey knight hated coneheads
Harpy: WHY ARE YOU WORKING WITH THE ENEMY
RedSpy: We're actually on the most confusing level
Gooper Blooper: It looks pretty hilarious really since we're on the wedding level now
RedSpy: Grey Knights Seige Conehead Caslte
RedSpy: So we just keep getting distracted
TheDeleter: Hullo mari
RedSpy: (Also I introduced Goops to wonderful tricks like digging everywhere and the Owl Shower)
Harpy: "most confusing level"
Harpy: more like the level where the cake always saves your life
Gooper Blooper: MY OWN CLONE
Grey Knight: RedSpy
Conehead: Gooper Blooper
Royal Guard: Gentleman Draco (present only for Industrial Castle, Lava World, Pirate Ship, Desert, UFO, and Marsh)
---
(Grey Knight stands underneath an owl that is relieving itself out of fright)
RedSpy: Owl shower :D
SteelKomodo: Showler
---
(A group of unarmed Thief enemies are running away from an unknown attacker. Grey Knight charges after them and tries to kill them before they run offscreen)
Gooper Blooper: spy no theyre running away
RedSpy: NO MERCY FOR THE WEAK
RedSpy: WARPDAMNIT JONESY
TheDeleter: "Don't blame me for your own failures >=I"
---
Harpy joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: hey harpy
RedSpy: Ey Harpy
Harpy: oi
RedSpy: You're just in time for Grey Knight and Conehead Go To White Castle
Harpy: i thought grey knight hated coneheads
Harpy: WHY ARE YOU WORKING WITH THE ENEMY
RedSpy: We're actually on the most confusing level
Gooper Blooper: It looks pretty hilarious really since we're on the wedding level now
RedSpy: Grey Knights Seige Conehead Caslte
RedSpy: So we just keep getting distracted
TheDeleter: Hullo mari
RedSpy: (Also I introduced Goops to wonderful tricks like digging everywhere and the Owl Shower)
Harpy: "most confusing level"
Harpy: more like the level where the cake always saves your life
Gooper Blooper: MY OWN CLONE
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 52: Baby's First Creepypasta
Saberwulf: I just realized
Saberwulf: I have tortilla chips, shredded cheese and a microwave
Saberwulf: Time for ghetto nachoes
TheDeleter: do it
SteelKomodo: yessssss
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SteelKomodo: also, there's gonna be options for flirting with wimminz
SteelKomodo: that nets you bonuses and stuff
SteelKomodo: and each episode has a unique female lead that Dirk goes after like the loser he is
RedSpy: Pffft yes
SteelKomodo: Leisure Suit Dirk
SteelKomodo: like the wrestling episode has this girl from mebbe oklahoma or something like that
SteelKomodo: and the first time Dirk makes a move on her she suplexes him
SteelKomodo: "Yep... she digs me... '@_@"
RedSpy: Ahahahaha suplexes
RedSpy: Sabinette
SteelKomodo: indeed
SteelKomodo: also Dirk takes the piss out of whatever the subject matter of the episode is
SteelKomodo: like in the Watchmen episode, when he paraphrases Rorschach's famous quote
SteelKomodo: "The whores will look up and cry 'Save us!'... and I'll whisper... '2/10, wouldn't fuck."
RedSpy: "And the ladies will look up and say "Dirk, please let us show you our asses." And I will say . . . "Fuck yeah!" "
RedSpy: Pffft I almost had it
SteelKomodo: I'll save both, just in case
Saberwulf: I have tortilla chips, shredded cheese and a microwave
Saberwulf: Time for ghetto nachoes
TheDeleter: do it
SteelKomodo: yessssss
---
SteelKomodo: also, there's gonna be options for flirting with wimminz
SteelKomodo: that nets you bonuses and stuff
SteelKomodo: and each episode has a unique female lead that Dirk goes after like the loser he is
RedSpy: Pffft yes
SteelKomodo: Leisure Suit Dirk
SteelKomodo: like the wrestling episode has this girl from mebbe oklahoma or something like that
SteelKomodo: and the first time Dirk makes a move on her she suplexes him
SteelKomodo: "Yep... she digs me... '@_@"
RedSpy: Ahahahaha suplexes
RedSpy: Sabinette
SteelKomodo: indeed
SteelKomodo: also Dirk takes the piss out of whatever the subject matter of the episode is
SteelKomodo: like in the Watchmen episode, when he paraphrases Rorschach's famous quote
SteelKomodo: "The whores will look up and cry 'Save us!'... and I'll whisper... '2/10, wouldn't fuck."
RedSpy: "And the ladies will look up and say "Dirk, please let us show you our asses." And I will say . . . "Fuck yeah!" "
RedSpy: Pffft I almost had it
SteelKomodo: I'll save both, just in case
Friday, June 7, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 51: Game of Bones
Deletons joined the chat
Deletons: hullo
SteelKomodo: oh lawd D:
SteelKomodo: bro you okay why are you a skeleton
Deletons: i have playtested myself
Deletons: TO DEATH
Deletons rattles bones
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: ...how went it?
Deletons: it went great
---
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: ...someone is playing Venga Boys quite loud in the distance
SteelKomodo: loud enough for me to faintly hear
RedSpy: I read that as Vegeta Boys
Deletons: Bad Men
SteelKomodo: oh god no that would be terrifying XD
Deletons: hullo
SteelKomodo: oh lawd D:
SteelKomodo: bro you okay why are you a skeleton
Deletons: i have playtested myself
Deletons: TO DEATH
Deletons rattles bones
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: ...how went it?
Deletons: it went great
---
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: ...someone is playing Venga Boys quite loud in the distance
SteelKomodo: loud enough for me to faintly hear
RedSpy: I read that as Vegeta Boys
Deletons: Bad Men
SteelKomodo: oh god no that would be terrifying XD
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Catilyn, the Chatzy Enigma
Catilyn joined the chat
Catilyn: Hello
Catilyn: good night
SteelKomodo: Um, hello
Gooper Blooper: HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
TheDeleter: uh
TheDeleter: hi
SteelKomodo: What
TheDeleter: caitlyn i told you, i quit playing league of legend weeks ago
TheDeleter: you can't take me back
Catilyn: Here
TheDeleter: i'm over you
TheDeleter: dota treats me right
SteelKomodo: XD
Catilyn: picture
TheDeleter: you probly won't get that
Catilyn: cool
TheDeleter: oh?
Catilyn: yeah
Cornwind Evil: And we're suddenly in Moonside in Earthbound
Catilyn: So much.
Gooper Blooper: We've had quite a few mysterious guests, but never one quite this incoherent
Draco: BOING
Catilyn: Hello
Gooper Blooper: ...You think it's a bot?
SteelKomodo: Mebbe
Catilyn: you take can
Catilyn: me too
Gooper Blooper: you can't get ye flask
Draco: Do you hate the Lannisters?
Catilyn: flushing mi
Draco: What level are you?
Catilyn: see Catilyn?
TheDeleter: where the hell is jumpropeman
Draco: Run Catilyn run
Catilyn: yes ?
Gooper Blooper: JRM does Fite Yer Mysterious Chat Guests
Catilyn: Not
TheDeleter: what do you want catilyn
Cornwind Evil: Wait, is this Rainbow Dash?
Catilyn: Hey
Draco: Is it the Batman?
Catilyn: no
TheDeleter: i think catilyn only responds to certain keywords
TheDeleter: like her name, and questions
Catilyn: Homework?
Gooper Blooper: She needs to join the forum and do automated RP
Catilyn: sister2?
Gooper Blooper: Would still somehow wind up in a pairing
TheDeleter: yeah okay, she's a bot
Draco: Catilyn, if you can understand us, say "Apple"
Catilyn: april and Chris ?
Gooper Blooper: > apple
Gooper Blooper: > april
Gooper Blooper: SO CLOSE
Catilyn: hey
Draco: HEY
TheDeleter: maybe she's a barret fan
Gooper Blooper: #HEY
TheDeleter: ~Hey
Cornwind Evil: INSURGENTS
Draco rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 19
Catilyn: OMG
Cornwind Evil: NOT A BIT NERVOUS
Draco: omg
Gooper Blooper: LITTLE BIT FURTHER TO GO
Catilyn: funny
Draco: FUNNY?
TheDeleter: well whoever coded her made her know acronyms
Draco: (I'm trying to speak its language.)
Catilyn: cats ?
Catilyn: Yes.
Draco: Cats! Good.
Catilyn: Puppy cute
Draco: And fuzzy.
Draco: (I think it likes you, Goops.)
TheDeleter: goops are you noting this down, we need to record this for science and history
Catilyn: I love you?
TheDeleter: woah shit
TheDeleter: goops you were right
TheDeleter: we've gotten to the shipping phase already
Catilyn: Lol
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
Gooper Blooper: amazing
SteelKomodo: XD
Catilyn: lol
Draco: I think it wishes to breed.
Catilyn: youlolrof me
Gooper Blooper: this is gonna be one hell of a chatzy madness
SteelKomodo: Right, going to bed now
Gooper Blooper: goodnight SK
SteelKomodo: don't forget to vote on Monster Mash!
Draco: Madness? THIS...IS...CHATZY!
Draco rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 13
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Gooper Blooper: DERP
SteelKomodo: Night, all, stay cool!
SteelKomodo left the chat
Gooper Blooper: Caitlyn's gone too
TheDeleter: damn it i can't do anything without premium rooms and stuff
Gooper Blooper: came on to me and then left
Draco: Later, SK.
Draco: I'm sorry, Goops. There's other bots in the sea.
Gooper Blooper: ONLY FIFTY CENTS A DAY, DEL
Draco: Like Tramadol.
TheDeleter: okay, caitlyn must have either been a) an amazingly terrible bot or b) one of us doing an ARG thing with a dedication the like of which the world has never known
Gooper Blooper: M-maybe it's like when Sarah got cold feet and teleported away
Gooper Blooper: *forever alone*
TheDeleter: and none of us have the skillz or patience for b) so it must be a)
Draco: You're probably right.
Draco: Next time of Draco's Story: a wild village of Tapogres?! How can this be?!
Catilyn: Hello
Catilyn: good night
SteelKomodo: Um, hello
Gooper Blooper: HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
TheDeleter: uh
TheDeleter: hi
SteelKomodo: What
TheDeleter: caitlyn i told you, i quit playing league of legend weeks ago
TheDeleter: you can't take me back
Catilyn: Here
TheDeleter: i'm over you
TheDeleter: dota treats me right
SteelKomodo: XD
Catilyn: picture
TheDeleter: you probly won't get that
Catilyn: cool
TheDeleter: oh?
Catilyn: yeah
Cornwind Evil: And we're suddenly in Moonside in Earthbound
Catilyn: So much.
Gooper Blooper: We've had quite a few mysterious guests, but never one quite this incoherent
Draco: BOING
Catilyn: Hello
Gooper Blooper: ...You think it's a bot?
SteelKomodo: Mebbe
Catilyn: you take can
Catilyn: me too
Gooper Blooper: you can't get ye flask
Draco: Do you hate the Lannisters?
Catilyn: flushing mi
Draco: What level are you?
Catilyn: see Catilyn?
TheDeleter: where the hell is jumpropeman
Draco: Run Catilyn run
Catilyn: yes ?
Gooper Blooper: JRM does Fite Yer Mysterious Chat Guests
Catilyn: Not
TheDeleter: what do you want catilyn
Cornwind Evil: Wait, is this Rainbow Dash?
Catilyn: Hey
Draco: Is it the Batman?
Catilyn: no
TheDeleter: i think catilyn only responds to certain keywords
TheDeleter: like her name, and questions
Catilyn: Homework?
Gooper Blooper: She needs to join the forum and do automated RP
Catilyn: sister2?
Gooper Blooper: Would still somehow wind up in a pairing
TheDeleter: yeah okay, she's a bot
Draco: Catilyn, if you can understand us, say "Apple"
Catilyn: april and Chris ?
Gooper Blooper: > apple
Gooper Blooper: > april
Gooper Blooper: SO CLOSE
Catilyn: hey
Draco: HEY
TheDeleter: maybe she's a barret fan
Gooper Blooper: #HEY
TheDeleter: ~Hey
Cornwind Evil: INSURGENTS
Draco rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 19
Catilyn: OMG
Cornwind Evil: NOT A BIT NERVOUS
Draco: omg
Gooper Blooper: LITTLE BIT FURTHER TO GO
Catilyn: funny
Draco: FUNNY?
TheDeleter: well whoever coded her made her know acronyms
Draco: (I'm trying to speak its language.)
Catilyn: cats ?
Catilyn: Yes.
Draco: Cats! Good.
Catilyn: Puppy cute
Draco: And fuzzy.
Draco: (I think it likes you, Goops.)
TheDeleter: goops are you noting this down, we need to record this for science and history
Catilyn: I love you?
TheDeleter: woah shit
TheDeleter: goops you were right
TheDeleter: we've gotten to the shipping phase already
Catilyn: Lol
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
Gooper Blooper: amazing
SteelKomodo: XD
Catilyn: lol
Draco: I think it wishes to breed.
Catilyn: youlolrof me
Gooper Blooper: this is gonna be one hell of a chatzy madness
SteelKomodo: Right, going to bed now
Gooper Blooper: goodnight SK
SteelKomodo: don't forget to vote on Monster Mash!
Draco: Madness? THIS...IS...CHATZY!
Draco rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 13
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Gooper Blooper: DERP
SteelKomodo: Night, all, stay cool!
SteelKomodo left the chat
Gooper Blooper: Caitlyn's gone too
TheDeleter: damn it i can't do anything without premium rooms and stuff
Gooper Blooper: came on to me and then left
Draco: Later, SK.
Draco: I'm sorry, Goops. There's other bots in the sea.
Gooper Blooper: ONLY FIFTY CENTS A DAY, DEL
Draco: Like Tramadol.
TheDeleter: okay, caitlyn must have either been a) an amazingly terrible bot or b) one of us doing an ARG thing with a dedication the like of which the world has never known
Gooper Blooper: M-maybe it's like when Sarah got cold feet and teleported away
Gooper Blooper: *forever alone*
TheDeleter: and none of us have the skillz or patience for b) so it must be a)
Draco: You're probably right.
Draco: Next time of Draco's Story: a wild village of Tapogres?! How can this be?!
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 50: King Harkinian's Hairy Legs
SteelKomodo: ...i have had a theory
SteelKomodo: this never bodes well, but here we are
SteelKomodo: you know the theory that every Link in the Legend of Zelda games is the reincarnation of the same hero?
RedSpy: mhm
SteelKomodo: This is incorrect. Every Link is the reincarnation of a pimp
RedSpy: . . . pfffffft what
RedSpy: Explain this sounds amazin
SteelKomodo: Well, consider the amount of girls he comes into contact with
SteelKomodo: a good portion of whom have shown an interest in him
SteelKomodo: Granted, one is a fish girl, one is a tree and the other is his best friend's mom (long story)
SteelKomodo: but is there any sign of him rejecting these advances?
SteelKomodo: Hell, Fi notes that he seems quite receptive to Peatrice, and despite her warning him not to tell Zelda he goes along with it
SteelKomodo: He's not trying to save Hyrule from Ganon or Vaati or whatever. His main objective, first and formost, is the hoes
SteelKomodo: I rest my case
RedSpy: Brilliance
RedSpy: He even borrows Boozer's ho train
SteelKomodo: wait, hang on, gotta elaborate a bit - Skyward Sword was the first Link, right?
RedSpy: Yush
SteelKomodo: And that link got involved with Peatrice and a lot of stuff got implied with Pipit's mom (again, long story)
SteelKomodo: so basically that Link was a pimp, and every Link since then is his reincarnation trying to top himself in the ho department
SteelKomodo: hell, the subtext of every conversation he had with a female in OoT seemed to be, as Yahtzee put it, "Fuck me"
RedSpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: The legends call him a hero because he beats the bad guy. But what they fail to mention was that this only happened because the bad guy got in the way of his pimpin'
SteelKomodo: once again, I rest my case
RedSpy: Well, he DOES have a big phallic sword
RedSpy: That he uses to solve all his problems
Erebus: Link was just a level 20 or so Bard. Especially in Oot.
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: also yeah, the Master Sword isn't called that without reason
SteelKomodo: wink wink nudge nudge
SteelKomodo: of course, there were setbacks - the whole thing on Koholint Island was the dream of a giant whale, and thus makes things complicated
SteelKomodo: and imagine the squabbling the Links in Four Swords had
RedSpy: Dirkfest 2011
SteelKomodo: petty much XD
Cornwind Evil: *is not amused by the slander of the greatest video game hero ever*
TheDeleter: Incredible
RedSpy: Paul Phoenix hasn't been slandered
SteelKomodo: http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/Deal_With_It.jpg
Cornwind Evil: *puts Redspy in a box*
SteelKomodo: also thanks del :3
RedSpy: You cannot hold me in a box
RedSpy: You cannot stop me with a fox
RedSpy: GREEN EGGS AND EGGS
Cornwind Evil: Ah, but you see
Cornwind Evil: It was all just an elaborate scheme
Cornwind Evil: To get you sued by the estate of Theodore Giesel
RedSpy: Fuck D:
SteelKomodo: this never bodes well, but here we are
SteelKomodo: you know the theory that every Link in the Legend of Zelda games is the reincarnation of the same hero?
RedSpy: mhm
SteelKomodo: This is incorrect. Every Link is the reincarnation of a pimp
RedSpy: . . . pfffffft what
RedSpy: Explain this sounds amazin
SteelKomodo: Well, consider the amount of girls he comes into contact with
SteelKomodo: a good portion of whom have shown an interest in him
SteelKomodo: Granted, one is a fish girl, one is a tree and the other is his best friend's mom (long story)
SteelKomodo: but is there any sign of him rejecting these advances?
SteelKomodo: Hell, Fi notes that he seems quite receptive to Peatrice, and despite her warning him not to tell Zelda he goes along with it
SteelKomodo: He's not trying to save Hyrule from Ganon or Vaati or whatever. His main objective, first and formost, is the hoes
SteelKomodo: I rest my case
RedSpy: Brilliance
RedSpy: He even borrows Boozer's ho train
SteelKomodo: wait, hang on, gotta elaborate a bit - Skyward Sword was the first Link, right?
RedSpy: Yush
SteelKomodo: And that link got involved with Peatrice and a lot of stuff got implied with Pipit's mom (again, long story)
SteelKomodo: so basically that Link was a pimp, and every Link since then is his reincarnation trying to top himself in the ho department
SteelKomodo: hell, the subtext of every conversation he had with a female in OoT seemed to be, as Yahtzee put it, "Fuck me"
RedSpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: The legends call him a hero because he beats the bad guy. But what they fail to mention was that this only happened because the bad guy got in the way of his pimpin'
SteelKomodo: once again, I rest my case
RedSpy: Well, he DOES have a big phallic sword
RedSpy: That he uses to solve all his problems
Erebus: Link was just a level 20 or so Bard. Especially in Oot.
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: also yeah, the Master Sword isn't called that without reason
SteelKomodo: wink wink nudge nudge
SteelKomodo: of course, there were setbacks - the whole thing on Koholint Island was the dream of a giant whale, and thus makes things complicated
SteelKomodo: and imagine the squabbling the Links in Four Swords had
RedSpy: Dirkfest 2011
SteelKomodo: petty much XD
Cornwind Evil: *is not amused by the slander of the greatest video game hero ever*
TheDeleter: Incredible
RedSpy: Paul Phoenix hasn't been slandered
SteelKomodo: http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/Deal_With_It.jpg
Cornwind Evil: *puts Redspy in a box*
SteelKomodo: also thanks del :3
RedSpy: You cannot hold me in a box
RedSpy: You cannot stop me with a fox
RedSpy: GREEN EGGS AND EGGS
Cornwind Evil: Ah, but you see
Cornwind Evil: It was all just an elaborate scheme
Cornwind Evil: To get you sued by the estate of Theodore Giesel
RedSpy: Fuck D:
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Kauket's Mission
"So, uh... Kauket, is it? Yes, Kauket. Welcome. What can we do for you?"
"I'm applying for a travel grant."
"Ah! What's the story?"
"Well, I'm very interested in making a trip, but I'm no longer eligible for student assistance since I've gone twice already. I was told there's a new program that assists older and more frequent travelers."
"That's right. We recently worked out a solution that cuts fuel costs in half. We look through the applications and pair an experienced traveler with a newcomer. You will provide transportation and guidance for a young one who's never traveled to another planet."
"That sounds acceptable."
"Remember, of course, that it's not all fun and games. You can of course engage in recreational activities, but you'll be expected to provide a report about the planet and its people to help build up our knowledge of the universe."
"Absolutely, sir. Where do I sign?"
"Here, let me get the papers ready..."
"Kauket, this is Baltan. He'll be your travel partner."
"Hello there."
"Hi, Crockit!"
"...It's Kauket."
"Hey, hey... hey. Hey.
Heyyy."
"What? What is it?!"
"Does your ship have a vending machine? I get hungry on long trips."
"Um, no."
"Okay, then you gotta excuse me for a sec while I stock up! Be right back! HOHOHOHOHO"
"...
Can I-"
"No, you cannot switch partners for being annoying. Please file any serious complaints to our email address. And be patient with Baltan, he's only 47."
"Does he have to do a report, too?"
"Yes, but it's separate from yours."
"Thank freaking god."
"WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON, WE CARRY A HARPOON-"
"BALTAN SO HELP ME I WILL TURN THIS SHIP AROUND-"
"I'm applying for a travel grant."
"Ah! What's the story?"
"Well, I'm very interested in making a trip, but I'm no longer eligible for student assistance since I've gone twice already. I was told there's a new program that assists older and more frequent travelers."
"That's right. We recently worked out a solution that cuts fuel costs in half. We look through the applications and pair an experienced traveler with a newcomer. You will provide transportation and guidance for a young one who's never traveled to another planet."
"That sounds acceptable."
"Remember, of course, that it's not all fun and games. You can of course engage in recreational activities, but you'll be expected to provide a report about the planet and its people to help build up our knowledge of the universe."
"Absolutely, sir. Where do I sign?"
"Here, let me get the papers ready..."
-----
"Kauket, this is Baltan. He'll be your travel partner."
"Hello there."
"Hi, Crockit!"
"...It's Kauket."
"Hey, hey... hey. Hey.
Heyyy."
"What? What is it?!"
"Does your ship have a vending machine? I get hungry on long trips."
"Um, no."
"Okay, then you gotta excuse me for a sec while I stock up! Be right back! HOHOHOHOHO"
"...
Can I-"
"No, you cannot switch partners for being annoying. Please file any serious complaints to our email address. And be patient with Baltan, he's only 47."
"Does he have to do a report, too?"
"Yes, but it's separate from yours."
"Thank freaking god."
-----
"WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON, WE CARRY A HARPOON-"
"BALTAN SO HELP ME I WILL TURN THIS SHIP AROUND-"
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