Waa: Waluigi hates this
Gooper Blooper: their servers can't handle all dem F5s
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Gooper Blooper: Didja read the brawl yet
Saberwulf: I did
Saberwulf: Man, Chet got offed by the pig
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Gooper Blooper: Aevar is loading, please wait. Estimated time remaining 5 days, 3 hours
Gooper Blooper: (buffering...)
Erebus: Yeah, pretty much. All that armor, dead muscles and sinew, and ANGRY RED EYES takes awhile to regrow.
Gooper Blooper: It takes a whole day just to bring back the angry
Gooper Blooper: so much angry
Erebus: That and the arrogance might be a whole three-day weekend, alone!
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Waa: I am having way too much fun making fictional crabs
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Cornwind Evil: You can never tell what will offend some people on the internetz
Cornwind Evil: Me, for example, am now offended by ANTTTHHHEEEMMMMSSSS!
Cornwind Evil: FREEEENNNNNCHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cornwind Evil: SIINNNGGGGGINGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Cornwind Evil: RIIIIICCCCHHHHAAARRRDDDDSSSSS!
Cornwind Evil: STELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cornwind Evil: ADDDRRRRIIIIANNNNNNNNN!!!!
Cornwind Evil: KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Cornwind Evil: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!! (As we have two now)
SteelKomodo: XD
Cornwind Evil: One stressed the A, the other the N
Waa: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! (we killed one last year)
SteelKomodo: (two years ago, I think you mean :P )
Cornwind Evil: Technically just Rain did
M Sheep: WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?!
SteelKomodo: WE DON'T KNOW =D
Cornwind Evil: IT'S THE HIP NEW INTERNET THING
Cornwind Evil: Though in my personal canon FOR CAPS LOCK TO BE YELLING REQUIRES AN ! OR TWO AT THE END! OTHERWISE IT'S JUST FIRMLY STATING SOMETHING.
RubyChao: WHAT IF YOU ADD A QUESTION MARK?
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Waa: hmm . . . I wonder if 17's communicator was on while the Triple B was in action
Waa: "You have one new recording!" *Metal tears, bone splinters, crab lets out his final death gurgle* "End message :D"
Gooper Blooper: On the plus side, Stanley got a crisp recording of Mac Tonight singing the anthem
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SteelKomodo: Also JRM, did you dip the fliers in glue or something?
SteelKomodo: dirk got tangled with the others more times then I stub my toe :P
Jumpropeman: well Utsuho and Rainbow Dash aren't the most careful. It was more Dirk trapped between the two
Jumpropeman: Dirk female sandwich
Gooper Blooper: Yeah Dirk had some ditzy company there
RubyChao: "if i wasn't brawling this might actually be kind of fun"
RubyChao: i'm sorry
SteelKomodo: >Dirk Sandwich
SteelKomodo: #Lewd
Gooper Blooper: Dirk/Josephine/Crystal/Utsuho love square
RubyChao: where does crystal fit in again
Gooper Blooper: She macked on dirk once
Gooper Blooper: as a ruse
Gooper Blooper: or something
Waa: Does this mean we add Stanley to the pentagon too?
Jumpropeman: how does Rainbow Dash fit into that
Gooper Blooper: Bastardsaurus Rex X Mrs. Commanderson
Gooper Blooper: dinodates
Gooper Blooper: Oh wait, Bastardsaurus Rex was female
Waa: They can be lesbisaurs
Gooper Blooper: BUT WERE BOTH HEADS FEMALE
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RubyChao: we should totally allude to other m being noncanon here somehow :V
RubyChao: like faith asks about the alleged events and "that never happened? what are you talking about"
Gooper Blooper: Someone sticks a prank sign on Samus' back
Gooper Blooper: "Ask Me About The Baby"
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M Sheep: Hello
Waa: How are ya?
M Sheep: Fine
M Sheep: Thinking
Waa: That's good
Waa: Whatcha thinking about?
M Sheep: wrought iron nails and deep dark pools
M Sheep: Nets made of moonlight and cats breath
M Sheep: a pen on a ledger
Waa: Sounds pleasant
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Harpy: beginning to regret not naming my Animal Crossing char Carla
Harpy: but then everybody would explode with cute in the bar
Harpy: "Hey guys, I'm now the mayor of Toria :D "
SteelKomodo: XD
The Corner Of Shame: Carla so adorbs
The Corner Of Shame: Why does she have to be in pain ;A;
SteelKomodo: ;A;
Harpy: the same reason you torture your chars so much
Harpy:
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Gooper Blooper: oh no dr conehead's class
TheDeleter: The worst class
Gooper Blooper: "We hired a nude model" "So it's an art class?" "..."
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Gooper Blooper: I'm gonna go. Night guys
RubyChao: wow that's early
Jumpropeman: he's exhausted from carrying Josephine off
Gooper Blooper: Well I'm not sleepi-PFFFFFF
RubyChao: lol
Gooper Blooper: alas poor josephine
Gooper Blooper: "UNGH! Shit, I wish there were still three of us!" "What's in your bag? Bricks?!"
Jumpropeman: even saxton hale struggles to lift her
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The Corner Of Shame: Next fite will be 64 characters, and the mystery fiter will be the entirety of 17's species
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TheDeleter: And with that, low I'm gone
TheDeleter: *low
TheDeleter: *Pow
TheDeleter: Added Pow to ,y dictionary
Gooper Blooper: fuckin tablets
TheDeleter: Fuck you tableeeeeeeet
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Jumpropeman: Edyth is so 2000 and late
Jumpropeman: Her journey has most likely been a series of bare misses and comical situations where she and the demonologist she seek are in the same place but a bus is between them or one goes into the restroom as the other comes out
Jumpropeman: He'll be on a bench reading a newspaper as she walks by, dropping it once she is out of sight
Jumpropeman: *none of this really has happened, there are no buses, newspapers or restrooms on Porphyrion*
Harpy: man, all of our chars down there must be really good at holding their bladder
Jumpropeman: chamber pots yo
Harpy: chamber pots and buckets
Cornwind Evil: Generally, I have found that you don't need to refer to a person's need for a washroom in fiction
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Gooper Blooper: WWE 13 is on sale for xbox for 15 dollars today
Gooper Blooper: too bad Spy already bought it
Saberwulf: pff
Waa: . . .
Waa luigi HATES THIS
Gooper Blooper: #AAAAA
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Harpy: Its hard not to like the Sarahkin
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, that's why I'm giving the other three their time to shine this year
Waluigi Back, Chat Funny Again: *Gloria intensifies*
Gooper Blooper: Josephine and Gloria are developing cult followings
Harpy: Stella adds another joke ship to her arsenal
Harpy: "Gloria x Lennard"
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Gooper Blooper: I'm almost afraid of Gloria
Gooper Blooper: First day back and she's already gotten like five 20/21s
Gooper Blooper: it knows
Harpy: christ
Harpy: careful, she might get a 21 on winning guys' hearts
Harpy: RUN
Gooper Blooper: Gloria has avoided shipping madness so far
Harpy: will she be able to avoid it for much longer is the question
RubyChao: Gloria's already in an OTP
RubyChao: Gloria x Books
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Cornwind Evil: I had a dream last night
SteelKomodo: Ooh
Harpy: hopefully not about VOMIT!
Cornwind Evil: Where Dark Knight Rises Bane somehow got crossed with Purmina
Cornwind Evil: It is very strange to hear Bane go "OHOHOHOHOHO" with that accent
SteelKomodo: ...Bamina D:
Cornwind Evil: It was like Jabba the Hut gargling helium
Saberwulf: Pffffffffff
SteelKomodo adds that to nightmare list
M Sheep: WHAT
M Sheep: WHY
M Sheep: OH GOD
M Sheep: lughin so much
M Sheep: oh god
M Sheep: the pian
M Sheep: I sound like a wheezinf squeaky toy
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Cornwind Evil: So basically, Glacius is High Fantasy and Lyall is Low Fantasy
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
RubyChao: hi goops
M: "high fantasy and low fantasy"
M: goops comes in
M: DID SOMEONE SAY FANTASYYYYY
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: FANTASY
Cornwind Evil: Fine, Glacius is Lord of the Rings and Lyall is A Song Of Ice And Fire
Cornwind Evil: ...without the issues of A Song Of Ice and Fire
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TheDeleter: You wankers and your animal crossing *wastes an equal amount of time playing dota when the weather resembles Spain outside*
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Waa: 17 is so happy
Waa: This is why he must break >:D
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Jumpropeman: where is Wheatley at the moment?
Jumpropeman: back at aperture?
Waa: On top of a building in Manhattan
Waa: Nobody ever remembered to take him off after the Tiamat fight
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Waa continues to draw Saberwulf summoning circles
M: what are you doing spy
M: staaaap
Waa: I dunno! The orphan's blood and salt mixture just isn't working
Gooper Blooper: ways to summon wulf: 1) begin talking about tabletops 2) discover a famous guy died
Gooper Blooper: 3) boygas
M: i like glass tabletops, but they get damaged easily
SteelKomodo: 4) COCAINE
M: oh wait, not those kinds of tabletops..
SteelKomodo: ...wait, that's Doomrider
Waa: . . . Oh, THAT'S where my circle went wrong!
M: you have to sing the doomrider theme song SK
Waa: I was using cocaine, not salt!
Waa: Explains why the orphan blood keeps curdling and changing colors
M: you sure you weren't using sugar instead
Gooper Blooper: No, don't use sugar
Gooper Blooper: That just summons sarahkin
SteelKomodo: and then they beat you to death for using orphan blood
M: sugar circles revive sweet lil girls like Carla
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M: ...oh god no Carla you are not going to go up against Sarahkin in a sweets eatting contest
M: your tiny body is not ready
Waa: Do iiiiit
M: impromptu ideas are usually a bad idea from what I've seen so far
Gooper Blooper: she wouldn't stand a chance
Gooper Blooper: poor gal
M: besides, with her being tinier than even Sarah and Alex, she doesn't stand a chance
Gooper Blooper: #QueenOfSweet
M: does that make Carla the duchess of sweets?
Gooper Blooper: We have no evidence of Carla's sweets affinity
Gooper Blooper: This will need to rectified once she stops enduring incredible tragedy
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Gooper Blooper: Oh, did you guys try JRM's Sporcle quiz?
SteelKomodo: not yet
Gooper Blooper: After I played it I went back to my old favorite, Name Every Gen 1 Pokemon
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: As usual, I forget like one evolution family and screw up on something dumb
Gooper Blooper: How the hell did I forget about Tentacool
Gooper Blooper: Got EVERYBODY ELSE but him and his evo
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Gooper Blooper: Harpy it's driving me nuts - why are you M now
Gooper Blooper: I MUST KNOW
Saberwulf: THE GREATEST SECRET TO EVER HAPPEN ON CHATZY
Saberwulf: FRIENDSHIPS ARE TORN, RIVALRIES ARE RENEWED, I FALL DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT AND COME BACK AS A DIFFERENT COLOR
M: because my name is Mari
M: people in AC started nicknaming me M
M: so there we go xD
Gooper Blooper: PROBLEM SOLVED
M: Mystery Solved
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TheDeleter: Nobody has got a 21 yet
Gooper Blooper: If Gloria was in the brawl then there'd have been a 21
TheDeleter: Hahaha
Gooper Blooper: Seriously I'm going to go back right now at look at all her rolls since she's returned, hang on
Gooper Blooper: Okay, Gloria's rolls so far this year are 18, 15, 11, 1, 21, 20, 21, 21, 18, 4, 20, 18, 10, 2, 2, 7, 16
Gooper Blooper: "21, 20, 21, 21"
Gooper Blooper: jesus fucking christ
M: I think the tractor is a Gloria fan
TheDeleter: Summoners 4 lyre
TheDeleter: *lyfe
TheDeleter: Although lyres are cool too
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chao joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: hit chao
chao: :(
SteelKomodo: Ey Chao
chao: that's mean, goops
Gooper Blooper: I mean, hi Chao, but now everyone's going to hit him
chao: hi
SteelKomodo: i won't :)
M Sheep grabs walloping bat
SteelKomodo: Sheep no D:
M: if you hit chao they won't reincarnate
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Gooper Blooper: In other news, Mario once had his own shampoo
SteelKomodo: Bet it was like that cheap Tigger shampoo I had to use once.
M: mario whyy
TheDeleter: Mario no that's not right
TheDeleter: That's not right at all
TheDeleter: You'll go to jail again
Gooper Blooper: you will never have a bubble bath with official Super Mario bubble bath solution
Saberwulf: Mamma Mia, smash my hard drive, Luigi!
Gooper Blooper: mario why don't you have a seat over there
TheDeleter: No wonder Peach keeps running off with Bowser
M: *goes to wash brain with soap*
Saberwulf: The real reason they had a hidden basement in their house in Paper Mario
TheDeleter: Behind every mascot is a dark secret
M: pfft
SteelKomodo: :<
TheDeleter: I cannot believe we just made "Mario is a pedo" jokes
TheDeleter: ZOOFIGHTS CHATZY EVERYONE
TheDeleter: TELL YER FRIENDS
SteelKomodo: Could have been worse :P
Saberwulf: THE ARISOCRATS!
Saberwulf: FUCK I SPLLED THAT WRONG
Saberwulf: Oh god, grammar slipping
Gooper Blooper: AND THAT TOO
M: go home wulf, you're drunk
Saberwulf: end hlp
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Cornwind Evil: Penelope said 'Get ready to get sweaty' because teleportation is disorienting
Cornwind Evil: And hence Stanley will probably feel nauseous and break into a cold sweat when he arrives
TheDeleter: That sounds like the slogan for a terrible quiz shoe
TheDeleter: *show
TheDeleter: Involving shoes
Saberwulf: GET READY TO PERSPIRE
Gooper Blooper: Also try our piping hot home gaaaaaame
Saberwulf: Nickelodeon SWEAT, the smelliest gameshow
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Meow: >given a hairband
Meow: >puts it on
Meow: goddamn it puttin on all the hair accessories
Meow: i am being carla'd
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Saberwulf: I'm pretty sure David just has a shipping container full of phones he fishes around in when he gets bored
TheDeleter: "Ooh, this one has Greentooth! That's so 2090's!"
SteelKomodo: XD
Saberwulf: Basically
Saberwulf: Shit, he was using a flip phone when he left Sine at the table
Saberwulf: David you are on a spaceship in space and you have a flip phone
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Waa: So if Rock is Hypotenuse's brother, and Zeph is her father
Waa: DUN DUN DUUUN
RubyChao: "Oh god, I'm in-laws with Doctor Wily through multiple technicalities!"
Meow: time to go on maury
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5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: "Here is a wishlist! Add courses you want before your time to add courses!"
5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: *Add course*
5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: "YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO ADD COURSES YET"
Gooper Blooper: top quality college
SteelKomodo: D:<
5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: I've only got ~ 7 things to wrap up
Gooper Blooper: >not 17
SteelKomodo: pfffft
5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: Registering for 17 classes?
5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: ahaahhahahahaha I'd kill myself
SteelKomodo: you would D:
5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: But yeah, not sure whether I should do them one at a time, definitely securing the early classes but fighting with loading screens the whole time
5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: Or if I should do it shopping cart style, with a quicker end time but potentially learning somebody stole a class I wanted in the middle of my work
Gooper Blooper: AND AT THE END OF THE SEMESTER THERE WILL BE AN EXAM
Gooper Blooper: FAIL... AND YOU ARE OUT OF THE SCARING PROGRAM
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Gooper Blooper: On a completely different note, looks like someone is selling bootleg versions of those Pit and Dirk figures
SteelKomodo: aw yiss- what D:
Gooper Blooper: Lessee here
Gooper Blooper: 1: They're from Hong Kong
Gooper Blooper: 2: They don't come with any accessories. The excuse given is that they are "old"
5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: >Old Pit figure
5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: >Dark Pit
5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: 3: The auction says they have five Dirks in stock. Five Dirks and they're all missing all of their accessories, hmm?
Gooper Blooper: "YOU will get figure as picture.please look item's picutre.thanks~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Gooper Blooper: Sarah go home you're drunk
SteelKomodo: Dirk: ...My calves aren't that fat, are they? D:
5 Minutes Until Namek Explodes: pffffffft
Gooper Blooper: And then Josephine rubbed off on Dirk
Gooper Blooper: And Dirk rubbed off on Josephine
Gooper Blooper: rubbing intensifies
Gooper Blooper: not in that way
SteelKomodo: #Lewd
Gooper Blooper: #2Lewd
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