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Saberwulf: Going to Comic-Con has a 95% chance of happening
Saberwulf: I am very excited because of this
Saberwulf: You can see the excitement pouring from my text
The Deleter: it is palpable
The Deleter: also nice one, hope you have a good time and if you don't then punch an anime and make up for it
SteelKomodo: ey wulf, have a good time!
Saberwulf: Seriously though, excited as fuck. My friend just has to make sure her parents are okay with it and then we're totally good. Though she's adamant on paying for her ticket and bus fare and I'm just like you son of a bitch I'm gonna buy you something that costs like $200 to fuck with you
Saberwulf: ANGRILY GENEROUS
SteelKomodo: aw yiss
The Deleter: revengenerous
Saberwulf: The kindest Raiden
SteelKomodo: XD
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The Deleter: i am making a vidya gaem
The Deleter: it is one of those scrolling shooters but with all the buzzkilling elements removed
The Deleter: powerups are not lost on death and stack with each other
Saberwulf: Fuck yeeeaaauuhh
The Deleter: so you become a rocket spewring laser firing shielded death machine
SteelKomodo: \m/
The Deleter: and the number of enemies and health and whatnot scale really quick so it is a race to outbullshit each other
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The Deleter: petition dross to bring back antoinette, riding onto the ZFS in a sleigh pulled by cattes
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Saberwulf: Wow so I thought some books were expensive but Season 1 of Legend of The Galactic Heroes on bluray is five hundred fucking dollars holy shit
Gooper Blooper: the_reason_piracy_exists.avi
Saberwulf: Oh my god season two is 700 dollars
Saberwulf: SEASON FOUR IS 800 WHY DO THEY KEEP GOING UP
Gooper Blooper: "WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING OUR SHOW"
Gooper Blooper: "WE NEED TO RAISE THE PRICE TO MAKE THE LOST MONEY BACK"
Saberwulf: I know it's one of the greatest animes ever made but holy good god
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SteelKomodo: Hmmm, I might go back and tweak that Robot Wars game idea
SteelKomodo: One or two things I wanna add or modify
Gooper Blooper: I have brainstormed a lot of game ideas myself
Gooper Blooper: I remember my own idea for a Robot Wars game I thought up five or six years ago, it was wild
Gooper Blooper: It was called "BattleBots vs Robot Wars", the crossover game of the century
The Deleter: mindblowing
Gooper Blooper: The really ridiculous part was the story mode I made up where the robots were sentient and the housebots were trying to take over the world
Gooper Blooper: They hacked the circuits of the normal bots and made them into an army and your job was to fix them by defeating them
SteelKomodo: Pffffffft
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RubyChao: 2 weeks later, I got the Super Mario World cartridge in the mail. I was, once again intrigued when I saw most of the label was torn off of the cartridge. The only letters not torn off were: U, E, R, M, R, and D. I immediately put all the letters together and tried to think of something. After a while, I came up with one word: MURDER.
Cornwind Evil: God, Ben Drowned, what have you done
Gooper Blooper: The same thing everything else successful ever has done
RubyChao: >implying Ben Drowned was the first creepy video game pasta
RubyChao: I'm not even sure if there's a real "first" vidya pasta, as opposed to Lost Episodes which seemed to start with Dead Bart/Suicide Mouse's combined success
RubyChao: i.e. those basically created the entire lost episode genre
Cornwind Evil: Basically, I don't know who started it
Cornwind Evil: But it seems like every idiot thinks they can make a good scary story by just saying "BUT THE VIDEO GAME WAS FULL OF SATAN"
Gooper Blooper: BECAUSE THE VIDEO GAME WAS A LOAF OF BREAD
RubyChao: To this day, I am a boo, guarding Bowser Castle. My home is in the 9th room. If any explorer finds my diary, share my story with the world.
Gooper Blooper: BUT THEN WHEN THIS UNIT LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR, IT SAW THAT IT WAS THE LOAF OF BREAD ALL ALONG.
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Harpy: this is carla if she were born in china
Cornwind Evil: DON'T PURSUE LU BU
Harpy: who needs ribbons when you have a hat like that?
Harpy: she actually defended Lu Bu's territory
Harpy: she's good in Lu Bu's books
Cornwind Evil: ...don't get between Lu Bu and idiots who pursue Lu Bu
Harpy: i'm pretty aware of the damage he can do
Harpy: the minute I see his stupid hat, i go a-runnin
Harpy: lvl 99 shit? no way i'm outta here
Harpy: i don't have enough mosou to deal with his shit
Cornwind Evil: Funny thing
Cornwind Evil: If you manage to beat him before you're supposed to via grinding or using game mechanics against him
Cornwind Evil: In No 6 you get an achievement
Cornwind Evil: "Okay, You Can Pursue Lu Bu."
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Harpy: I have created a monstrocity in soul calibur V yesterday
RedSpy: ?
Harpy: i
Harpy: i don't know, I just made a weird char in soul calibur V and I am afraid to show it
RedSpy: Show ussss
Harpy: if I do that, I might destroy the world
RedSpy: Good
RedSpy: Fuck the world
Harpy: but but but
RedSpy: (Besides, Cena would beat the odds and survive somehow. Just floating in the void of space as Vince McMahon's disembodied voice praises him)
Harpy: you guys are too cool to destroy
RedSpy: Isn't Cenas In Space worth it?
Harpy: no
SteelKomodo: come on, harpy, I've seen weirder
SteelKomodo: (curse you, TBFP D:< )
Harpy: well
Harpy: so embarrassed now. my friend and I just went nuts
The Deleter: mother of god
RedSpy: Its
RedSpy: Its more beautiful than I ever imagined ;-;
Harpy: how did I know that you were going to say that
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RedSpy: Taylor Swift Chat confirmed for still up
SteelKomodo: pfffft
Gooper Blooper: I tested the link and read the chat description. I expected a Taylor Swift fan chat
Gooper Blooper: Instead it says Taylor Swift HERSELF goes to that chatzy
SteelKomodo: what D:
Harpy: what
RedSpy: Its probably lies
RedSpy: And pies
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The Deleter: celestia is getting addicted
The Deleter: gotta be careful mom
Gooper Blooper: If you see Celestia leaving Walrus-Mart with a shopping cart full of cheetos it's all over
Gooper Blooper: Because cheetos are the stereotypical nerd food for some reason
SteelKomodo: XD:
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(On a GameFAQs Character Battle poll, Kratos Aurion from Tales of Symphonia is locked in combat with Boko from Final Fantasy V)
Gooper Blooper: Meanwhile, Kratos Aurion is STILL making his comeback on Boko
Gooper Blooper: thirty votes away
SteelKomodo: Oh lawd
SteelKomodo: how long has he got?
Gooper Blooper: Five hours
SteelKomodo: \o/
Gooper Blooper: New polls are midnight and noon New York time
SteelKomodo: ...I think
Gooper Blooper: So 5 AM and 5 PM your time
SteelKomodo: ah
(later)
Gooper Blooper: Boko refuses to die and is clinging to his tiny lead
Gooper Blooper: It's the slowest-paced close poll ever
SteelKomodo: D:
(later)
Gooper Blooper: Oh god, Boko is STILL winning, now by 9 votes
Gooper Blooper: THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
RedSpy: PFFFT
Gooper Blooper: jesus christ
Gooper Blooper: The poll updated, BUT THE LEAD IS STILL NINE VOTES
Gooper Blooper: DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
RedSpy: XD
Gooper Blooper: The best part is that this desperate struggle is taking place over like 42 percent of the poll's votes and Zero is just standing there with 58 goddamn percent
Gooper Blooper: These scrubs amuse him
RedSpy: XD
Gooper Blooper: Potentially, Zero's second round match could be against ? Block and Weighted Companion Cube
Gooper Blooper: what a battle that would be
Gooper Blooper: Boko's lead increases to 12. They're seriously going to do this for three and a half more hours aren't they
RedSpy: Yes
Gooper Blooper: Holy shit lead is 20, who lit a fire under Boko's ass?!
Gooper Blooper: CLIMB THE LADDER KID, MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS
Gooper Blooper: Oh, apparently while I was on the errand Kratos actually took the lead for a minute before Boko snatched it back
Gooper Blooper: how about that
RedSpy: Pfffft Kratos
(later)
Gooper Blooper: Meanwhile, Kratos has FINALLY passed Boko again
RedSpy: It won't last
Gooper Blooper: He's leading by 20
RedSpy: Woo!
Gooper Blooper: The lead is now twelve
Gooper Blooper: SPOOKY SCARY CHOCOBOS
RedSpy: THE RIDE
RedSpy: IT NEVER ENDS
Gooper Blooper: ENJOY THE RIDE
Gooper Blooper: If this ends in a goddamn tie I swear to elohim
RedSpy: Oh god yes
(later)
Gooper Blooper: Kratos beat Boko by 7 votes. THE RIDE ENDS HERE
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Gooper Blooper: Thanks to playing Street Fighter a shitload at the age of six I forever associate Brazil with Blanka
Gooper Blooper: It makes me feel racist
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SteelKomodo: Dirk "The King" Angelos
SteelKomodo: "I got Russian hands and- Oh, hey Josephine D:"
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Gooper Blooper: Del's tablet vs CW's Windows XP computer
Gooper Blooper: who wins
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: i vote #Tablet, he's the newer tech
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Saberwulf: I'm pretty good. Once again the Multiverse has proven that every person who has ever owned a boat are all middle-aged fat racist white men with a smoking problem
Saberwulf: Seriously it's fucking uncanny
Saberwulf: And every single one of them is named John
Gooper Blooper: Now we need to bring in boat owners who don't match that description into ZFRP to help change the boating world
Saberwulf: Hahaha
Gooper Blooper: Stella's a good start with her cruise ship
Saberwulf: And in a general hospital twist Stella's actor is suddenly a fat racist guy with a smoking problem
Gooper Blooper: HARPY NO
RubyChao: i'm just imagining suddenly
RubyChao: a giant ship crashes through the ceiling
RubyChao: "HEY ANYONE WANT TO GO ON A CRUISE :D"
Saberwulf: That's kind of how I imagined everyone got on the ZFS
SteelKomodo: XD
Saberwulf: It just kind of leveled a city block "WHO WANTS TO GO TO SPACE"
RedSpy: D: Wat why, Wulf?
Saberwulf: I have no idea but it's seriously fucking true
Saberwulf: I've been on three surveys in the past two weeks and all of the boat owners fit that description to a T
Gooper Blooper: So how many Johns, exactly
The Deleter: all of them
Saberwulf: Ten, eleven including my dad because he too owns a boat and is fat, racist and has a smoking problem
Saberwulf: It's fucking insane it's like a bad episode of the Twilight Zone
Gooper Blooper: Is his name John
Saberwulf: It is
Saberwulf: My family is very uncreative in naming
Gooper Blooper: amazing
The Deleter: wow holy crap
SteelKomodo: D:
The Deleter: wulf you may have a cloning facility nearby
Gooper Blooper: So do you think it's because the boat does it to people, or do people like that have a genetic attraction to boats
Saberwulf: And I'm just standing there in a fucking Bob Marley shirt and hipster glasses and good god did I feel out of the loop
The Deleter: that or *something not silly here*
RedSpy: The secret Croctopus never wanted to tell us
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Slowwind Compevil: Meanwhile, Sine shows off her toys that she can't use any more
Slowwind Compevil: Because Jaxx was a meanie poo poo head
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RedSpy changed name to I JUST GOT PIKMIN 3 BITCHES
Saberwulf: wooo Pikmin 3
SteelKomodo: YESSSSS
Slowwind Compevil: I'm surprised its out so quickly
Slowwind Compevil: Didn't it just get annouced two months ago?
Gooper Blooper: It's been in development for like seven years or something hasn't it
I JUST GOT PIKMIN 3 BITCHES: ^
I JUST GOT PIKMIN 3 BITCHES: And its worth the weight
Gooper Blooper: It was always "NINTENDO WHEN'S PIKMIN THREE WHEN'S PIKMIN THREE"
Gooper Blooper: You'd think they were Valve
SteelKomodo: Coincidentally, Valve showed interest in developing for the Wii U
SteelKomodo: or was it a coincidence...? >:D
Gooper Blooper: Nintendo and Valve merge into ridiculous super-titan that controls PC and handheld sectors
SteelKomodo: and everything is awesome
Slowwind Compevil: If slow
SteelKomodo: Heavy gets into Smash Bros., Nintendo Hats for TF2 and Portal 2, Link makes a cameo in
SteelKomodo: in... L4D3, maybe?
I JUST GOT PIKMIN 3 BITCHES: Sniper of Time hat set
I JUST GOT PIKMIN 3 BITCHES: Link's Hat, Hero's Bow, Master Kukri, Hylian Danger Shield, and Lon Lon Piss
Slowwind Compevil: Anyway Spy, ready to wrap up the wheeler thing if you are
The Deleter: sniper throwing cow piss just raises more questions about sniper
Gooper Blooper: delicious lon lon piss
The Deleter: like "what the fuck are you doing with your life"
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I JUST GOT PIKMIN 3 BITCHES: TIME TO PLAY WITH MY WII IN THE BASEMENT WHILE MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME
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The Deleter: huh
The Deleter: i never noticed this, but borderlands 2 actually shows gay people in a pretty good light
The Deleter: it just kinda taps you on the soldier and whispers "this person is gay" and then doesn't make any fuss about it whatsoever
The Deleter: that's practically revolutionary by video game standards
Saberwulf: Yaaayyy
Slowwind Compevil: Baby steps
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KrIeG: I BeLIEve IN equalLITy
KrIeG: EVERYONE DIES THE SAME
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Slowwind Compevil: Is Sheep still posting?
Gooper Blooper: Sheep is forever in a quantum state of posting and not posting
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Gooper Blooper: If Dirk gets into cooking like you said he might I found what he might make
SteelKomodo: ...XD
SteelKomodo: yissss
SteelKomodo: "Really, Dirk? Really?" "Hey, I cannot lie, bro!"
Gooper Blooper: the biggest one is for jo
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
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Harpy: well, after this society talk, I'll share some things about my vacation
SteelKomodo: Aw yiss
Gooper Blooper: harpy's vacation slides
Harpy: like, I think I turned into alex
Harpy: my air freshener smells like toasted marshmallows
Gooper Blooper: Sarah loves Alex's air freshener
Harpy: so now my room smells like draco is roasting marshmallows with his breath
Harpy: my siblings and I also walked into a store full of nothing but sweets
Harpy: it was a dentist's worst nightmare and Sarah's sweetest dream
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: yes
Harpy: they even had like, mario gummies and bob-bomb sweets in there
SteelKomodo: Awesome!
Gooper Blooper: Sarah's face when
SteelKomodo: ...Pervy?!
SteelKomodo: Sarah no D:
Harpy: GIVE ME
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Slowwind Compevil: Idea.
Gooper Blooper: *a lightbulb appears over CW's head, Ariel walks in and replaces the bulb with a CFL*
Harpy: but what if its a candle, coops
Harpy: *goops
Harpy: oh god why
Slowwind Compevil: And now I'm picturing Ariel leading the charge in Megas XLR
Slowwind Compevil: Chicks dig giant robots
Draco: Living here in Elfland, fighting villains from afar! You've gotta find first gear in your giant robot wagoooooooooooon!
Gooper Blooper: Celestia does at least
Slowwind Compevil: Fighting villains with a flagon
Gooper Blooper: Ariel takes charge in Orion Mk II, now dual-wielding crossbows
Slowwind Compevil: Ariel is a secret party girl
Gooper Blooper: well we established with the name correlation generator that something is going on between her and Carla
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Harpy: "how much is gold worth right now" "about 400 dollars per 4 oz right now"
Harpy: holy shit carlos is rich thanks to Carla
Gooper Blooper: And if HE'S rich
Gooper Blooper: Carla is approaching Jonesy levels
Gooper Blooper: CarlaTales
Harpy: Carla saves up her money wisely
Harpy: then just gives it away because people treat her nicely and deserve some cash
Harpy: "You know what you should do with the money?" "What, Sammy?" "You should open up your own rap studio :D " "...no."
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M Sheep: And this where we find out Ariel's long and checkered past with the FDA
M Sheep: "I haven't worked for the FDA in along time, Chu. I'm not that person anymore."
Harpy: Food and Drug Administration, why
Gooper Blooper: Ariel is not the same person she once was
Gooper Blooper: For once, she was nothing more than White Mage 4, Sarah's shy little sister
M Sheep: And then her mutant powers manifested!
M Sheep: Scorned and hated, she was recruited for a top secret weapons facility, where they twisted her mind and body even further, covering her arrows in adamantium!
M Sheep: Thus she became
M Sheep: The WolverAriel
Gooper Blooper: she's short, Wolverine is short, it all makes sense
Slowwind Compevil: She's the best there is at what she does
Slowwind Compevil: And what she does...
Slowwind Compevil: IS SO TERRIBLY PRETTY
Harpy: I wish my internet wasn't terribly retarded when I just want to see pics ;;
M Sheep: Abandoned as a pup, she was found by Muriel and Eustace Bagg
M Sheep will never stop coming up with ridiculous backstories for Ariel
Harpy: she's courage the cowardly white mage
Gooper Blooper: STUPID ARCHER
Gooper Blooper: BOOGABOOGABOOGA
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Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 7
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 7
Harpy: if I get triple 7, does it count as a 21 :U
Slowwind Compevil: ...sure! Roll!
Harpy: i was joking but uhm
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
Gooper Blooper: hahahahaha
Harpy: hi there didn't expect to see you there 20
Harpy: "OH HEY I SEE I FUCKED UP THOSE LAST TWO TIMES LEMME FIX THAT :D "
Slowwind Compevil asked Chatzy to choose between sorry thats no seven and but its a twenty. Chatzy chose: sorry thats no seven
Gooper Blooper: ded
Slowwind Compevil: Chatzy giveth and Chatzy taketh away
M Sheep: But, but, 20!
M Sheep: D:
Gooper Blooper: Use the twenty to cheer Mikey up :isaac:
Slowwind Compevil: I am open to bribes to allow Harpy to use that 20
M Sheep: Use the twenty to have Mikey paint someone who can hack the files!
Harpy: i am so tempted to use that 20 for something so not important
Harpy: "did you really shove 20 marshmallows in one cup of hot chocolate, Carlos?" "...I went overboard. I think I'm catching the Kobber fever, excuse me..."
M Sheep: Nooo, Harpy, don't become Pozzo!
M Sheep: Use your good rolls!
Slowwind Compevil: I still require bribery first here!
Gooper Blooper: Samantha gets 20 dollars in Steam as a gift from the gaben
Harpy: if you let me use that 20 for celestia
Harpy: I will stop complaining about plots forever
M Sheep: If you give a Harpy a twenty, a new book by CW
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