Harpy: i mean, if tallish could make a drink out of a fallen god, i'm pretty sure glacius can make hash browns
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Slowwind Compevil: Rock somehow speaks French, Ulrika, and Sam-mese at the same time
Slowwind Compevil: SK takes three hours to make a one paragraph post
Harpy: it breaks Hypotenuse
SteelKomodo: XD
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Saberwulf: I think David and Erebus' first real interaction was Erebus holding him by the throat like a bag of groceries
The Deleter joined the chat
Harpy: snrk
Harpy: ...laughter summons del, good to know
Saberwulf: And then David gave him eleventy billion dollars
The Deleter: it was at this point that erebus got distracted by jonesys HOT ASS...
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Gooper Blooper: AND NOW, JONESY'S FIRST LINE
Gooper Blooper: "Howdy."
The Deleter: and thus a legend was born
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RedSpy: Ghetsis
The Deleter: ghetsis is the draven of pokemon
The Deleter: draveeeeeeeeen
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RedSpy: So tell me when Ariel and Sammy are done so I can drop crabs on them
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Harpy: i think i'll just save these rolls for more important roles
Harpy: and silly competitions like Carlos and Sammy eatting a ton of Smores
Gooper Blooper: rollin rollin rolan
Harpy: oh god she'll hear about Carlos's smores adventure and say
Harpy: "HMMMM. I THINK YOU'RE BECOMING MORE LIKE ALEX EVERY DAY"
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: CARRRRRLOOOOOOS
Harpy: "...and who is alex?" "some knight with excalibur who married one of the Sarahkin and loves sweets and also is a janitor"
Harpy: "....but..the Sarahkin are too young for me D: and I don't like swords"
Gooper Blooper: >married
Gooper Blooper: oh now THIS is new
Harpy: well they've been together for two years, why not get married?
Harpy: ON TOP OF AN AIRSHIP :U
Gooper Blooper: you cannot even grasp the size of the wedding cake Zephyrus made them
Harpy: its like a freaking endless tower of cake
Gooper Blooper: still doesn't last the night
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Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 8
Harpy: dammit
Harpy: the tractors today hate me
Slowwind Compevil: A soon to leave Cornwind rolls for Harpy!
RedSpy: Eh, fuck the tractor
Slowwind Compevil: I give her the luck I cannot use today!
Slowwind Compevil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
RedSpy: Pfft, amateurs
RedSpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 10
Slowwind Compevil: ....well that's somewhat expected
RedSpy: . . .
RedSpy changed name to spoopy pls
spoopy pls rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 12
spoopy pls: Not even asking spoopy worked
spoopy pls changed name to RedSpy
Slowwind Compevil: I'LL HAVE MY MOTHER ROLL
Slowwind Compevil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Gooper Blooper changed name to Celestia
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Celestia rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 4
Celestia: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Harpy: ...NOW YOU GIVE ME A HIGH ROLL, JUST AS I POSTED
RedSpy changed name to meet boy
meet boy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 9
meet boy: D:
Slowwind Compevil: Now my mom is confused why I'm howling with laughter
Harpy: wow
Slowwind Compevil: I actually did have her roll
Slowwind Compevil: I typed in /rolldie 21, but I called her over to hit enter
Gooper Blooper: magical bad luck
Gooper Blooper: I guess you had to get it from somewhere!
Saberwulf: pff
Gooper Blooper: #NextTimeWillBeDifferent
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RedSpy: . . . Fuck, if only 17 was here to give culutral knowledge of how humans thank one another
RedSpy: Then it would've been a 10-crab headpat
Harpy: wow
Gooper Blooper: hahahaha
Harpy: 10 crab hug
Harpy: or 10 crab kisses
Gooper Blooper: can't hug every kirby
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M Sheep: YAAAAAAY
M Sheep: THE GIANTS ARE BAAAACK!!
M Sheep: I'm so happy to see the giants again
RedSpy: . . . /doesn't have the heart to tell Sheep
SteelKomodo: :<
The Deleter: sheep is in for a nasty surprise
M Sheep: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
M Sheep wailing
SteelKomodo: knew it ;_;
M Sheep: ;^;
M Sheep: (That was really good though)
M Sheep: BUT AAAAAAA
Gooper Blooper: but sheep I thought you liked sadness and despair
M Sheep: I am unused to this feeling of...un-joy in response to another's suffering
M Sheep: make it stop
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Saberwulf: The fun thing about infinity diseases is that you can make up a bunch of bullshit and none of it has to make sense
Gooper Blooper: sounds like zfrp in general
Saberwulf: pff, yep
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Gooper Blooper: Purnimaweapon will be the Metal Blades of ZFRP
Gooper Blooper: Or the Top Spin
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M Sheep: Also, Ariel, that is totally real fur, btw
M Sheep: from a dozen different animals
Gooper Blooper: purnima no
Gooper Blooper: why
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Saberwulf: FINALLY POSTED
Saberwulf: IT JUST TOOK A TRILLION HOURS
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Gooper Blooper: azureangelic: FAT ASSES ARE THE BEST ASSES WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT
SteelKomodo: ...what's this about Goops D:
Gooper Blooper: >angel in the username
Gooper Blooper: dirk pls
SteelKomodo: ...XD
SteelKomodo: Dirk stahppit think of Josephine
SteelKomodo: ...actually, don't D:
Gooper Blooper: *thinking of Josephine intensifies*
SteelKomodo: XD
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SteelKomodo: Btw, I really like Purnima as she is now
SteelKomodo: Before, she terrified me, but now she's just this really eccentric woman who happens to bend space-time with her theatrics
SteelKomodo: and I can dig it :)
RubyChao: even the part where she talks to her dead butler in a mirror?
M Sheep: Purnima has indeed seemed to mellow slightly this year
SteelKomodo: Mmhm, and yeah chao
M Sheep: Last year, every scene with her was PURNIMA FULL TILT FASHION AAAAGH
Gooper Blooper: Her depression seems worse than ever though
SteelKomodo: that's just part of her character, I guess :P
Gooper Blooper: :<
SteelKomodo: Yeah, that still needs helping :<
M Sheep: To further muddy the issue, is this even the real her?
M Sheep: Or is it just the illness talking
Gooper Blooper: IS THERE EVEN A PURNIMA
Gooper Blooper: WE WILL NEVER KNOW
M Sheep: IT REALLY WAS DAVID ALL ALONG!
The Deleter: Dun dun duuuuuun
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Jumpropeman: *cornwind posting in serious RP* prepare your butts everyone
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Normalwind Homeevil: The Society just assasinated Ariel because the tractor is a meanie poo poo head
Gooper Blooper: I have never in my life seen the tractor be more brutal to anyone than in my last post
Gooper Blooper: mother of god
Saberwulf: Holy shit did Ariel just die
RubyChao: Yes!
Harpy: yes
Saberwulf: I LEAVE FOR FOUR HOURS AND YOU KILL ARIEL
Gooper Blooper: Wulf, the Society Kills Ariel counter is already up to three, where you been
Gooper Blooper: it's the most one-sided rivalry ever
Saberwulf: Wait holy shit really
Saberwulf: Is Ariel the new Jaxx goddamn
Gooper Blooper: 1: Killed by Platinum Blonde in FYM
Gooper Blooper: 2: Shot by Byron in the second big Facility attack
Gooper Blooper: 3: spy sappin my archer
RubyChao: watch as the next death is
RubyChao: a society ship lands on top of ariel
RubyChao: they didn't even know she was there
RubyChao: it was just random chance
Gooper Blooper: god dammit ariel
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RubyChao: ok the most annoying thing about the power cable is that it was WORKING FINE EARLIER TODAY
RubyChao: and then it just broke
RubyChao: asdf
Harpy: wow :c
Gooper Blooper: That's always how it is with electronics
Gooper Blooper: works fine, blink, it's ded
RubyChao: Dead Cable
RubyChao: the new creepypasta
Gooper Blooper: Did you buy the cable at a mysterious hardware store that wasn't there the day before and was gone the day after
RubyChao: how did you know
Gooper Blooper: what you gotta do is get a cable stripper. If you peel back the plastic and there's hyper-realistic copper you're in trouble
RubyChao: AND THEN THE CABLE TRIED TO STRANGLE ME
RubyChao: IT WAS 3SPOOKY
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Saberwulf: David don't give no fucks
Saberwulf: He reaches into his hat, but there are no fucks
Saberwulf: Just lots of pesos and chinchilla fur
RubyChao: "shit what happened to all my fucks"
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Cornwind Evil joined the chat
Cornwind Evil: All alone.
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: Only CW can make being the only guy in a chatroom sound ominous
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Harpy: Ariel should just be a tactician
SteelKomodo: she needs a hug
SteelKomodo: who shall I send in to deliver hugs?
Harpy: why does the littlest white mage always get the most abuse
Harpy: she needs Construct 8 more than Jo does :I
Harpy: and Sarah
Gooper Blooper: Ariel is going to party so hard when all this is over
Gooper Blooper: The Littlest White Mage, a children's book by Harpy and GB
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: (now with a free copy of "When You Give a White Mage a Cookie..." )
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RubyChao: i've been looking up the kansas city shuffle and now kansas doesn't look like a word
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The Deleter: it turns out
The Deleter: planes are hard to texture
The Deleter: who knew
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Cornwind Evil: Barly's Angels
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Gooper Blooper: WE LIVE
Harpy: *looks at stream*
Gooper Blooper: thomas has landed
Harpy: *sees tingle*
Harpy: *pauses* NO :I
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RubyChao: some people are just a little bit ridiculous
Gooper Blooper: hahahaha that forum
RubyChao: "I like to think of the pedestal in Mario Kart Wii. When I win 1st Place, my character looks so happy to get that trophy, dancing and everything, and I think "Man oh man, what I'd do to see my Fawful up there..." You get what I mean?"
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Cornwind Evil: ...sorry Zephyrus
Cornwind Evil: You're about to be smashed by a superior force
Gooper Blooper: oh god hahahaha
RubyChao: i dunno
RubyChao: remember what happened with Dorf?
Gooper Blooper: While that's true, Chao
Gooper Blooper: CW is the biggest Red mark in the history of anything
Gooper Blooper: Despite not even playing Pokemon
RubyChao: CW
RubyChao: Red enters the royal rumble as 1st of 40
RubyChao: who do you root for
Cornwind Evil: GONNA BE BORING WATCHING HIM THROW OUT 39 OTHER PEOPLE
Gooper Blooper: see what I mean
Cornwind Evil: I'm basically invoking The Secret Chao
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
The Deleter: CW is verra invested in his even faker than usual wrestling
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RubyChao: I checked the Rumble Standings doc
RubyChao: 40 is /already/ listed as Chief Arino
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Jumpropeman: I have war of the lions
Jumpropeman: its just so hard to play my psp with my 3ds sitting right next to it
Harpy: your PSP and 3DS are having a family
Jumpropeman: they are right next to my cell phone...
Jumpropeman: its the baby :3
Jumpropeman: *shipping game consoles, a new low*
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Gooper Blooper: remember in chat a couple weeks ago when Harpy suggested Ariel's super amazing power would be that she'd become a Power Ranger
Gooper Blooper: she was so fucking close I nearly told her right then and there
SteelKomodo: ...XD:
Harpy: she's not just becoming a power ranger
Harpy: she's becoming a megazord!
Gooper Blooper: The Sarahkin make a megazord
Gooper Blooper: Celestia forms the butt
Saberwulf: Fuck you almost made me choke
Harpy: oh goddamn it
Gooper Blooper: "AND THIS UNIT WILL FORM THE BREAD"
Saberwulf: Did you know the word Butte is actually pronounced Byoot
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Gooper Blooper: So earlier today I was just messing around and I accidentally found out that a minor ZFRP background character could potentially be the most devastating anti-Society character ever
Harpy: ....tell me
Harpy: all about it
Gooper Blooper: figure it out
Harpy: we must unite th- oh god
Harpy: then it'll just result in a memory slapfight between Barros and that guy
SteelKomodo: ...D:
Harpy: all society members get confused from all this brainscrambling
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Gooper Blooper: Noble Amassment of Hats, Celestia style
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Gooper Blooper: Guys, imagine it: A three-way conversation between Sammy in full hype mode, a pack of crab aliens with no translators, and Ulrika
SteelKomodo: ...XD:
Harpy: yes
Gooper Blooper: Sammy posts a transcript of the convo to her tumblr, a villain sees it but still has no idea what they said
Harpy: perfect
Harpy: have ulrika and sammy and crabs talk together for all the important info exchanges to confuse the enemy
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Harpy: JOSEPHINE SPOTTED
Gooper Blooper: oh shit did you actually score a Josephine
Harpy: no, i just saw a female chemist
Harpy: and went "HI JOSEPHINE"
Harpy: if her name really is josephine i'm going to laugh until i cry
Gooper Blooper: ruined forever
Harpy: you mean "made awesome forever"
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Saberwulf: Latest news in things forever ruined by ZFRP
Saberwulf: One of my top 10 films, También la lluvia (Even The Rain) is a film about environmental activism against the corrupt government
Saberwulf: "The film received nominations and won awards internationally, including an Ariel Award"
Gooper Blooper: oh my fucking god
Gooper Blooper: wulf that is glorious
Harpy: oh god I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything
Harpy: because I would have spat it out all over my laptop
Gooper Blooper: It's a little golden statue of her giving a thumbs up
Gooper Blooper: "good job"
Saberwulf: In reality the Ariel award is basically "Emmy El-mexicano" but goddammit I can't think of anything else
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Harpy: 70 faith, yesss
Harpy: and apparently Jo is a gemini
Gooper Blooper: holy shit harpy
Gooper Blooper: I just looked up Josephine's GB ensemble profile and Gemini's wikipedia page
Gooper Blooper: she IS a gemini
Harpy: AHAHAHAHAhA
Harpy: THE GAME KNOWS
Gooper Blooper: Born June 20
Gooper Blooper: Gemini is May 20 to June 21
Harpy: just BARELY a gemini
Saberwulf: Goddamn
Gooper Blooper: YOU GET A RUINED FOREVER, AND YOU GET A RUINED FOREVER
Gooper Blooper: *oprah*
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Saberwulf: I'm so goddamn awful at doing plots
Saberwulf: "I'm gonna kill all the Society—Haha who wants to see me do the worm for five hours"
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Saberwulf: According to Dragon I've used "broceptional" somewhere
Saberwulf: This disturbs me
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RubyChao: LOOK I CAN DANCE
RubyChao: YOU GUYS AREN'T LOOKING
Gooper Blooper: RESETTI'S CHILDREN
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SteelKomodo: sorry, can't help myself
SteelKomodo: Final Pog Count: 69 (including 2 duplicates)
SteelKomodo: #lewd
Gooper Blooper: damn you Cool Cap
Gooper Blooper: That's why you're really here, isn't it? To make the count 69
SteelKomodo: I wouldn't be surprised if it was :P
RubyChao: cool cap for final boss of 2013
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Gooper Blooper: I wonder if 17 can understand the concept of love
Harpy: UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND- erm
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Gooper Blooper: Hogan is the Society mastermind
Gooper Blooper: Purge the earth of the weak and work the smarks brother
Cornwind Evil: No, if he was the Society mastermind
Cornwind Evil: He'd have set himself up as a big hero
Cornwind Evil: And the Society would keep jobbing to him to make him look good
Cornwind Evil: But all the Kobbers wouldn't anyway
RubyChao: fingerpoke of doom against anubis
Cornwind Evil: But I'd keep having it happen because I controlled both Hogan and the Society
Gooper Blooper: beautiful
Gooper Blooper: ARIEL PUT MY BUTT IN THIS SEAT
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Gooper Blooper: I'LL YELL AT YOU WHILE YOU THROW ROCKS AT EACH OTHER
Jumpropeman: I have done that before
Harpy: hahahaha
Jumpropeman: just not with rocks
Harpy: I should do that sometime
Jumpropeman: Blue haired Chemist.
Jumpropeman: That's not Josephine
Gooper Blooper: new character for 2015 after the sarahkin retire
Jumpropeman: Bluesephine
Gooper Blooper: "LOOK GUYS I'M NOT USING THEM ANYMORE" *bluehaired chemist*
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Jumpropeman: i...
Jumpropeman: how does this exist?
Harpy: why
RubyChao: what did i
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Saberwulf: Funfact there's a town in Japan called Obama
Saberwulf: There's also a movie about a city girl who moves to Obama and a bunch of bad shit keeps happening to her so she blames the town. "I hate Obama!" "Thanks, Obama!" are a few snippets of dialogue
Saberwulf: It's fucking hilarious
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Cornwind Evil: Next plot: Rip and Tear come back from the dead with a golem made of organs as a mook ally
Cornwind Evil: This golem's name is Your Guts
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Cornwind Evil: I love how overwrought horror film posters tend to be
Gooper Blooper: OH NO IT'S A RAT
Gooper Blooper: WE ARE ALL DOOMED
Jumpropeman: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Sewer
Gooper Blooper: I certainly wouldn't mind another series of characters alternately being scared at and derisively mocking horror films this October
Cornwind Evil: One amusing thing about the Willard remake
Cornwind Evil: Just how DRASTICALLY the trailer misinterprets what the film is about
Gooper Blooper: oh god there's a remake? I didn't even see that
M Sheep: A willard remake? Hmmm.
M Sheep: Ugh. No. Not the cat scene
M Sheep shiver
Cornwind Evil: You mean where the rats all stood aside and inexplicably let the cat go?
Cornwind Evil GLARES at M Sheep
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Cornwind Evil: Jumpropeman
Cornwind Evil: How do you get to Sesame Street?
Gooper Blooper: They never tell us D:
Jumpropeman: I think it involves a subway and the dancing statue of liberty
The Deleter: it's just a jump to the left
The Deleter: and then a step to the riiiight
The Deleter: no wait hang on
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