SteelKomodo: link
Bree: super smash peaches ultimate
SteelKomodo: yes
SteelKomodo: mariette is p. strong
Brandon Carter: bye booser
Brandon Carter: i'll take several of these blonde bitches
Dels at Work: lol wow
Dels at Work: harp coming out strong
SteelKomodo: XD
---
Jumpropeman: would Mario Party count towards The Haunted Hoard
Gooper Blooper: would Yoshi
Draco: No. The only thing scary about Mario Party is if you survive a game with your friendships intact.
Jumpropeman: now with my opinions on Yoshi in flux, I'm drifting about the abyss, unsure what my real least favorite game might be
Gooper Blooper: Catch The Ball
Jumpropeman: funnily enough, that's the one that keeps coming to mind
Gooper Blooper: a shame it didn't have enough substance for a real dissection, but then that's why it's a candidate
Jumpropeman: Catch the Ball? I'd rather catch the plague! Ha cha cha cha!
Gooper Blooper: on one hand I'm gonna miss the Yoshi jokes once you inevitably get around to reviewing it and it only earns a Bad or something
Gooper Blooper: on the other hand, what a story
Jumpropeman: the lead-in paragraph at least writes itself :V
---
Jumpropeman: smogon has another grassroots tier growing that is even worse than PU, a tier already named specifically for being bad
Jumpropeman: ZU
Jumpropeman: guess what gooper
Jumpropeman: Beheeyem is now ZU
Jumpropeman: one day we shall have BU
Jumpropeman: the lowest tier
Jumpropeman: it's just Beheeyem
Gooper Blooper: just keep making lower tiers
Gooper Blooper: watch my favorites plummet forever
---
M Sheep: "Wario and his group of whimsically designed minions who will never be seen again"
M Sheep: So, i should expect these guys to make an appearance next year, when, Jrm?
Jumpropeman: believe me
Jumpropeman: I'm tempted
M Sheep: Wario's Woods? How's about
M Sheep: Wario's Warehouse District?
Jumpropeman: Wario's Slums
M Sheep: Wario's Winnebagos
Draco: Wario's Winery
M Sheep: Wario's Out of Place Windmills
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Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Monday, April 1, 2019
Saturday, January 12, 2019
Chatzy Madness Volume 320: Bend Over For Bend (Big Bar Brawl 8 Edition)
Minus Sheep: Sidebar: I almost always write Camilla as being a tennis pro instead of being a golfing pro and thankfully have always caught it before posting
Zeldoten: She can be both. :I
Renais: ^
Renais: is renais good at tennis?
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 4
Renais: ...
Renais: i love how every prinny BUT Gavin is good at tennis
Minus Sheep: Gavin can't catch a break
Minus Sheep: #FreeGavin
Zeldoten: Wow. Three 15s in a row.
Renais: Bonnie's a cheerleader, Renais is just your stereotypical magical girl with tennis powers, and Gonzy is
Renais: just
Renais: himself
Renais: he exists
Zeldoten rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Zeldoten: Zeldoten is surprisingly awful at Tennis.
---
Renais: I'm surprised Zeldo didn't actually come in to hire Raven for something
Draco: She was in Las Vegas on business.
Renais: breaks into wicasa's place just to hire him
Draco: "Hey, goat guy. I need a magic goat." "Come back in never. I'm sleeping."
Renais: "If you want a magic goat, harass me in the morning, sheesh..."
Draco: "Alright." *Zeldo waits* *Five Seconds* "Is it morning?"
Renais: "...Rune." "Boss." "Go find her the goat while I'm sleeping. You know where they are."
Renais: "...Siiiigh. Fine."
Draco: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Zeldo rides the goat into the sunset. (;
Renais: Raven holds up his phone and plays "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC"
Draco: "Sorry, I voted for Oda."
Renais: "Jokes. Head. Woosh."
Renais: "Oda the aggressive touhou will most certainly win the brawl."
Draco: Zeldoten buys a second goat and hooks them up to a sled.
Renais: "We're in for a wild ride, folks."
Draco: There is a 92.45% chance that Zeldo won't just feed them to DeMonde's crocodile.
Renais: i mean
Renais: she could
Renais: just pace your goat eating so we don't damage the local ecology :U
Draco: D: Goats are serious business. We'll just feed the croc Poppos instead.
Renais: those, on the other hand, are an invasive species :U
Draco: Excellent!
Draco throws truckloads of Poppos to the sharks.
---
Jumpropeman: writing's done, art's begun
Jumpropeman: (let's pretend the pre-fite show is not part of writing)
Draco: I have no imagination though. D:
---
A Figment of your Imagination: I want pizza.
A Figment of your Imagination: Why can't I buy freshly cooked pizza off of Amazon?
Zeldoten: She can be both. :I
Renais: ^
Renais: is renais good at tennis?
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 4
Renais: ...
Renais: i love how every prinny BUT Gavin is good at tennis
Minus Sheep: Gavin can't catch a break
Minus Sheep: #FreeGavin
Zeldoten: Wow. Three 15s in a row.
Renais: Bonnie's a cheerleader, Renais is just your stereotypical magical girl with tennis powers, and Gonzy is
Renais: just
Renais: himself
Renais: he exists
Zeldoten rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Zeldoten: Zeldoten is surprisingly awful at Tennis.
---
Renais: I'm surprised Zeldo didn't actually come in to hire Raven for something
Draco: She was in Las Vegas on business.
Renais: breaks into wicasa's place just to hire him
Draco: "Hey, goat guy. I need a magic goat." "Come back in never. I'm sleeping."
Renais: "If you want a magic goat, harass me in the morning, sheesh..."
Draco: "Alright." *Zeldo waits* *Five Seconds* "Is it morning?"
Renais: "...Rune." "Boss." "Go find her the goat while I'm sleeping. You know where they are."
Renais: "...Siiiigh. Fine."
Draco: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Zeldo rides the goat into the sunset. (;
Renais: Raven holds up his phone and plays "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC"
Draco: "Sorry, I voted for Oda."
Renais: "Jokes. Head. Woosh."
Renais: "Oda the aggressive touhou will most certainly win the brawl."
Draco: Zeldoten buys a second goat and hooks them up to a sled.
Renais: "We're in for a wild ride, folks."
Draco: There is a 92.45% chance that Zeldo won't just feed them to DeMonde's crocodile.
Renais: i mean
Renais: she could
Renais: just pace your goat eating so we don't damage the local ecology :U
Draco: D: Goats are serious business. We'll just feed the croc Poppos instead.
Renais: those, on the other hand, are an invasive species :U
Draco: Excellent!
Draco throws truckloads of Poppos to the sharks.
---
Jumpropeman: writing's done, art's begun
Jumpropeman: (let's pretend the pre-fite show is not part of writing)
Draco: I have no imagination though. D:
---
A Figment of your Imagination: I want pizza.
A Figment of your Imagination: Why can't I buy freshly cooked pizza off of Amazon?
Saturday, January 30, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 229: Lunchables Wiki
RubyChao: >find cool halloween collab for all the touhous ever
RubyChao: >somehow they completely forgot utsuho, to the point where i checked their list of characters and it goes right from Rin to Koishi
RubyChao: me right now
RubyChao: (also aya was dressed as pit and if only it had been utsuho, dammit)
SteelKomodo: lel
SteelKomodo: all the lel
Redspycameo: LEL in a CELL
Redspycameo: The all vampire VEW PPV
SteelKomodo: hahaha
---
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: *starts round of Isaac*
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: *boss 1 is Rag Man, who has homing shots and constantly-reviving mooks*
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: Ed why do you hate me
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: Why did you ever think this was a good idea
---
(Nora, a Season 5 antagonist who was spared, is killed by her superior, who is revealed to be Alocyn, a minor antagonist from Season 3)
Gooper Blooper: *starts reading brine post*
Gooper Blooper: oh dear
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: Yessss Brineplot
Gooper Blooper: Really impressed that Season 3 stuff is coming back, Alocyn and Aevar's stuff was similar to Julius in that we got a brief glimpse but there was clearly a lot more that could be done
Brinehammer: Hey guys. Who's ready to punch Alocyn in the face.... next year?!
Gooper Blooper: next yearrrrrrrrr
Gooper Blooper: she's had it coming for quite a while
Brinehammer: Whole centuries!
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: punching people who deserve it is like half of Undyne's hobbies!
Brinehammer: I have a bunch of plans for one-off battles, fights, quests, all the usual... Plus, like Aevar, Alocyn can keep coming back from the dead until she can't, so instead of just laughing evilly behind some walls or whatever, there'll be plenty of chances to wreck her shit/have her wreck shit.
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: Yessss
Gooper Blooper: srspost
RubyChao: oh god, rip nora
RubyChao: ASH DID IT ALL FOR NOTHING
Gooper Blooper: get dunked on, ash
Brinehammer: I... yeah, I didn't want to rain on his parade, but the second Nora escaped from Earth she was a dead woman. That's also why Ton never said goodbye to Mary- they tried to leave as fast as they possibly could.
RubyChao: at least Ton and Roger are still alive, i hope they show next year... as more than corpses
Gooper Blooper: On the flipside, FV will probably throw a dang party :V
RubyChao: kek
RubyChao: chanting "DING DONG, NORA IS DEAD"
Brinehammer: They weren't going to- Koplot really was supposed to just be one season and then over/done with- but now? They loved Nora, and Alocyn killed her. They're definitely coming back for revenge.
RubyChao: awww yeah
Gooper Blooper: Confirming that Mary will be back next year, in completely unrelated news
Gooper Blooper: another six months of energy drinks and sameface awaits you
RubyChao: reminder that nobody realized mary was KOed due to sameface
iKomodo: Ash needs to git gud
Gooper Blooper: He did. How do you think Christine got pregnant?
Gooper Blooper pushed down stairs
RubyChao: >somehow they completely forgot utsuho, to the point where i checked their list of characters and it goes right from Rin to Koishi
RubyChao: me right now
RubyChao: (also aya was dressed as pit and if only it had been utsuho, dammit)
SteelKomodo: lel
SteelKomodo: all the lel
Redspycameo: LEL in a CELL
Redspycameo: The all vampire VEW PPV
SteelKomodo: hahaha
---
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: *starts round of Isaac*
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: *boss 1 is Rag Man, who has homing shots and constantly-reviving mooks*
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: Ed why do you hate me
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: Why did you ever think this was a good idea
---
(Nora, a Season 5 antagonist who was spared, is killed by her superior, who is revealed to be Alocyn, a minor antagonist from Season 3)
Gooper Blooper: *starts reading brine post*
Gooper Blooper: oh dear
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: Yessss Brineplot
Gooper Blooper: Really impressed that Season 3 stuff is coming back, Alocyn and Aevar's stuff was similar to Julius in that we got a brief glimpse but there was clearly a lot more that could be done
Brinehammer: Hey guys. Who's ready to punch Alocyn in the face.... next year?!
Gooper Blooper: next yearrrrrrrrr
Gooper Blooper: she's had it coming for quite a while
Brinehammer: Whole centuries!
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: punching people who deserve it is like half of Undyne's hobbies!
Brinehammer: I have a bunch of plans for one-off battles, fights, quests, all the usual... Plus, like Aevar, Alocyn can keep coming back from the dead until she can't, so instead of just laughing evilly behind some walls or whatever, there'll be plenty of chances to wreck her shit/have her wreck shit.
A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear: Yessss
Gooper Blooper: srspost
RubyChao: oh god, rip nora
RubyChao: ASH DID IT ALL FOR NOTHING
Gooper Blooper: get dunked on, ash
Brinehammer: I... yeah, I didn't want to rain on his parade, but the second Nora escaped from Earth she was a dead woman. That's also why Ton never said goodbye to Mary- they tried to leave as fast as they possibly could.
RubyChao: at least Ton and Roger are still alive, i hope they show next year... as more than corpses
Gooper Blooper: On the flipside, FV will probably throw a dang party :V
RubyChao: kek
RubyChao: chanting "DING DONG, NORA IS DEAD"
Brinehammer: They weren't going to- Koplot really was supposed to just be one season and then over/done with- but now? They loved Nora, and Alocyn killed her. They're definitely coming back for revenge.
RubyChao: awww yeah
Gooper Blooper: Confirming that Mary will be back next year, in completely unrelated news
Gooper Blooper: another six months of energy drinks and sameface awaits you
RubyChao: reminder that nobody realized mary was KOed due to sameface
iKomodo: Ash needs to git gud
Gooper Blooper: He did. How do you think Christine got pregnant?
Gooper Blooper pushed down stairs
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 228: Tickle Him Until He Pees Himself
RubyChao: "Spells And Whistles started out as a humorous fantasy strip, then became more known for several false starts, unexplained hiatuses, announcements of abandonment, and even a few failed reboots in different formats before finally being abandoned again for what is assumed to be the final time. The site is now completely offline with no archives, and the domain redirects to Good Ship Chronicles, yet another abandoned series by the same artist."
RubyChao: how dead can you get
RubyChao: really dead
---
Gooper Blooper: I like how Sarah is frands with all three of harpy's undertale characters already
Gooper Blooper: it was a natural friendship
Harpy: sarah is the natural friend of all harpchars because sarah is my favorite and i am the most biased piece of shit there is :D
---
Del: i found lesser dog
RubyChao: pet lesser dog
Gooper Blooper: pet it
RubyChao: do it
Del: THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP THIS MADNESS
Harpy: pet it
Harpy: keep petting
Del: it's nearly off the screen
RubyChao: keep petting
RubyChao: it gets better
Gooper Blooper: just keep petting it
---
SteelKomodo: this is the dumbest research i've ever done
SteelKomodo: but you know how Sonic in the 90's was mad about chili dogs?
SteelKomodo: well, I did a quick look-up
SteelKomodo: and it seems his favourite type is Washington D.C. half-smoke
SteelKomodo: who knew his tastes were so specific?
RubyChao: how dead can you get
RubyChao: really dead
---
Gooper Blooper: I like how Sarah is frands with all three of harpy's undertale characters already
Gooper Blooper: it was a natural friendship
Harpy: sarah is the natural friend of all harpchars because sarah is my favorite and i am the most biased piece of shit there is :D
---
Del: i found lesser dog
RubyChao: pet lesser dog
Gooper Blooper: pet it
RubyChao: do it
Del: THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP THIS MADNESS
Harpy: pet it
Harpy: keep petting
Del: it's nearly off the screen
RubyChao: keep petting
RubyChao: it gets better
Gooper Blooper: just keep petting it
---
SteelKomodo: this is the dumbest research i've ever done
SteelKomodo: but you know how Sonic in the 90's was mad about chili dogs?
SteelKomodo: well, I did a quick look-up
SteelKomodo: and it seems his favourite type is Washington D.C. half-smoke
SteelKomodo: who knew his tastes were so specific?
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 217: Samoa Dinosaurs
RubyChao: so basically, today you learned that if you ever break kisume's bucket she will come at you in a berserker rage
RubyChao: so don't do it
Slash: -pulls out cell phone-
Sarah? Keiran? Sweetnik? Glass? -darn. They're all out. :U Hmm. Nerique? Christine? Cyborg-Mecha-Jesus? Elohim?
Bree: is she going to get a new bucket that is triple-reinforced
Bree: and magically enchanted with durability
RubyChao: call tenshi
RubyChao: also probably
Slash: Yes. Call Doctor Tenshi. :D
RubyChao: she's definitely toughing up the next bucket
Jumpropeman: My problem with Courier using the Fat Man in RP isn't that he's lobbing around mini-nukes, its that he can ever justify using the sparse ammo for it >:I you gotta horde that shit man, like Elixirs in Final Fantasy or literally every one-time-acquisition TM in Pokemon games up to the most recent Generations
Bree: Dr. Tenshi arrives on scene, says "welp," throws her hands up
Bree: "THIS ONE'S BEYOND ME FOLKS"
Bree: "that's a lot of knives, I think he's dead, sakuya"
RubyChao: "I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!" "This is exactly what we need a doctor for." "YEAH WELL NOT THIS DOCTOR"
Bree: "did you kill him, did he insult your cooking"
RubyChao: oh my god
RubyChao: that is so awful and yet so funny
Bree: what is :U
RubyChao: tenshi assuming the knives were from sakuya :V
Slash: Reasons to keep those Air Force Base raiding kids on your side? Missiles and fat men ammo.
Slash: F' freeee, JRM.
Slash: FREEE
Bree: well huge barrages of knives are sakuya's thing
Gooper Blooper: "Behold my weapon, the Fat Man!" "That's... that's Anthony's corpse"
Jumpropeman: XD
---
Harpy: sumireko
Harpy: is my new other favorite touhou
Bree: so many favorite hus
Harpy: please main her in 2016
Harpy: as i wield Yuyus
Harpy: yuyuyuyuyu
Jumpropeman: soon I shall be able to remember her name
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Gooper Blooper: It takes time
Jumpropeman: *Sumireko jumps out of the screen and kills me*
Gooper Blooper: Harpy: please main her in 2016
Gooper Blooper: well y'know
RubyChao: at least it's not Shinmyoumaru or Minamitsu
Gooper Blooper: I haven't had any Season 6 newcomer ideas yet
Gooper Blooper: soooo
RubyChao: so don't do it
Slash: -pulls out cell phone-
Sarah? Keiran? Sweetnik? Glass? -darn. They're all out. :U Hmm. Nerique? Christine? Cyborg-Mecha-Jesus? Elohim?
Bree: is she going to get a new bucket that is triple-reinforced
Bree: and magically enchanted with durability
RubyChao: call tenshi
RubyChao: also probably
Slash: Yes. Call Doctor Tenshi. :D
RubyChao: she's definitely toughing up the next bucket
Jumpropeman: My problem with Courier using the Fat Man in RP isn't that he's lobbing around mini-nukes, its that he can ever justify using the sparse ammo for it >:I you gotta horde that shit man, like Elixirs in Final Fantasy or literally every one-time-acquisition TM in Pokemon games up to the most recent Generations
Bree: Dr. Tenshi arrives on scene, says "welp," throws her hands up
Bree: "THIS ONE'S BEYOND ME FOLKS"
Bree: "that's a lot of knives, I think he's dead, sakuya"
RubyChao: "I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!" "This is exactly what we need a doctor for." "YEAH WELL NOT THIS DOCTOR"
Bree: "did you kill him, did he insult your cooking"
RubyChao: oh my god
RubyChao: that is so awful and yet so funny
Bree: what is :U
RubyChao: tenshi assuming the knives were from sakuya :V
Slash: Reasons to keep those Air Force Base raiding kids on your side? Missiles and fat men ammo.
Slash: F' freeee, JRM.
Slash: FREEE
Bree: well huge barrages of knives are sakuya's thing
Gooper Blooper: "Behold my weapon, the Fat Man!" "That's... that's Anthony's corpse"
Jumpropeman: XD
---
Harpy: sumireko
Harpy: is my new other favorite touhou
Bree: so many favorite hus
Harpy: please main her in 2016
Harpy: as i wield Yuyus
Harpy: yuyuyuyuyu
Jumpropeman: soon I shall be able to remember her name
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Gooper Blooper: It takes time
Jumpropeman: *Sumireko jumps out of the screen and kills me*
Gooper Blooper: Harpy: please main her in 2016
Gooper Blooper: well y'know
RubyChao: at least it's not Shinmyoumaru or Minamitsu
Gooper Blooper: I haven't had any Season 6 newcomer ideas yet
Gooper Blooper: soooo
Monday, November 10, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 161: Dubstep Gnome Yacht
Harpy: http://i.imgur.com/d9WIzOr.jpg
Bree: d'aww
SteelKomodo: :3
Deletons: catte
Harpy: http://i.imgur.com/GDyXavOl.jpg
Deletons: harpy pls there is going to be a critical overload of catte
Deletons: i cant handle it
Harpy: as the resident cat lover here, I say
Harpy: LET THERE BE PUSSYCAT
2Goopy joined the chat
Harpy: THAT IS AN AWKWARD TIME FOR GOOPS TO WALK IN
RubyChao: hello goops
RubyChao: is it time for heroic tenshi
2Goopy: hello friends
2Goopy: teim 2 get spoopy, pokemon style
2Goopy: Operation Save The Spook
RubyChao: IT'S JUST LIKE DIRK RESCUING JOSEPHINE
RubyChao: tenshi: "No it's not."
---
RubyChao: i like how chatzy madness is chronicling my continued descent into despair and doom
---
Saberwulf: So apparently Kurt Russel's Escape From New York stunt double was named Dick Warlock
Tableter: What a kickass name
Cornwind Evil: I swear, people don't like the Ravenskys, but if I can ever make a movie about them by some miracle, I'm going to see if in the credits I can get all the stunt people who played the main characters listed right after the actor instead of a big block of names
Saberwulf: Speed Weed, Dick Warlock, all the classics
Harpy: *has a heart attack and dies*
Harpy: rip, died of ravensky overexposure
Saberwulf: By the way Speed Weed is a real person
Cornwind Evil: No one said you had to go SEE the movie Harpy
Saberwulf: They co-produce a few shows like Law & Order
Cornwind Evil: Though wouldn't that be hilarious? We lose touch, twenty-five years later Del's kids are like 'Hey dad we wanna go see this movie." "Okay." And then it turns out it's about the Ravenskys and Del is all like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
iKomodo: That would be amazing
Saberwulf: It's the other film in the theater, alongside three romantic comedies and the 17th movie of my books, which has just made even more billions of dollars
Saberwulf dares to dream
iKomodo: They are soon followed by the movie version of my own novel, which has giant monsters in it
iKomodo: i worked on the special effects
iKomodo is probably more ambitious than Wulf is
(later)
Jumpropeman: *imagines his future*
Jumpropeman: *sees a fat seal slapping a keyboard*
Jumpropeman: everything seems to be in order :D
Jumpropeman: it seems we also discussed fears in chatzy
Jumpropeman: *imagines his fears*
Jumpropeman: *sees a fat seal slapping a keyboard with a witch mask on*
Jumpropeman: D:
Bree: d'aww
SteelKomodo: :3
Deletons: catte
Harpy: http://i.imgur.com/GDyXavOl.jpg
Deletons: harpy pls there is going to be a critical overload of catte
Deletons: i cant handle it
Harpy: as the resident cat lover here, I say
Harpy: LET THERE BE PUSSYCAT
2Goopy joined the chat
Harpy: THAT IS AN AWKWARD TIME FOR GOOPS TO WALK IN
RubyChao: hello goops
RubyChao: is it time for heroic tenshi
2Goopy: hello friends
2Goopy: teim 2 get spoopy, pokemon style
2Goopy: Operation Save The Spook
RubyChao: IT'S JUST LIKE DIRK RESCUING JOSEPHINE
RubyChao: tenshi: "No it's not."
---
RubyChao: i like how chatzy madness is chronicling my continued descent into despair and doom
---
Saberwulf: So apparently Kurt Russel's Escape From New York stunt double was named Dick Warlock
Tableter: What a kickass name
Cornwind Evil: I swear, people don't like the Ravenskys, but if I can ever make a movie about them by some miracle, I'm going to see if in the credits I can get all the stunt people who played the main characters listed right after the actor instead of a big block of names
Saberwulf: Speed Weed, Dick Warlock, all the classics
Harpy: *has a heart attack and dies*
Harpy: rip, died of ravensky overexposure
Saberwulf: By the way Speed Weed is a real person
Cornwind Evil: No one said you had to go SEE the movie Harpy
Saberwulf: They co-produce a few shows like Law & Order
Cornwind Evil: Though wouldn't that be hilarious? We lose touch, twenty-five years later Del's kids are like 'Hey dad we wanna go see this movie." "Okay." And then it turns out it's about the Ravenskys and Del is all like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
iKomodo: That would be amazing
Saberwulf: It's the other film in the theater, alongside three romantic comedies and the 17th movie of my books, which has just made even more billions of dollars
Saberwulf dares to dream
iKomodo: They are soon followed by the movie version of my own novel, which has giant monsters in it
iKomodo: i worked on the special effects
iKomodo is probably more ambitious than Wulf is
(later)
Jumpropeman: *imagines his future*
Jumpropeman: *sees a fat seal slapping a keyboard*
Jumpropeman: everything seems to be in order :D
Jumpropeman: it seems we also discussed fears in chatzy
Jumpropeman: *imagines his fears*
Jumpropeman: *sees a fat seal slapping a keyboard with a witch mask on*
Jumpropeman: D:
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 89: Crooked as a Barrel of Fish Hooks
RubyChao: out of legit curiosity, what does david think of the guy who killed snakehim :V
Saberwulf: He'll probably give him a prize
Saberwulf: A solid gold statue of himself
Saberwulf: He's got like what, 50
RubyChao: pfft
2Goopy: Does the statue's head bobble
The Deleter: of course it does
The Deleter: did you even have to ask :P
Saberwulf: It better
Saberwulf: He spent a whole zero dollars on those
Saberwulf: (he stole them)
2Goopy: Who was out there making david statues that wasn't involved with david
Saberwulf: David's visage is that of gods, who wouldn't want to forge such beauty hahaha yeah no he got them made and never paid for them
Saberwulf: Because David's an asshole
RubyChao: that's our david! *laugh track*
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Jumpropeman: *caught up on spacewhale antics*
Jumpropeman: *ahem* *sprays water into my throat* Figaro figaro figaro...
Jumpropeman: and.....
Jumpropeman: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RubyChao: pfffffft
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2Goopy: *message box appears*
2Goopy: "Firefox 25 is available"
2Goopy: FIREFOX PLEASE STOP
HoloSpy: WHAT
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RubyChao: "OH COME ON"
Draco: D'OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!
SteelKomodo: COME ON NINTENDO D:<
Draco: Nintrolldo
BluSpy: cockblock
Saberwulf: He'll probably give him a prize
Saberwulf: A solid gold statue of himself
Saberwulf: He's got like what, 50
RubyChao: pfft
2Goopy: Does the statue's head bobble
The Deleter: of course it does
The Deleter: did you even have to ask :P
Saberwulf: It better
Saberwulf: He spent a whole zero dollars on those
Saberwulf: (he stole them)
2Goopy: Who was out there making david statues that wasn't involved with david
Saberwulf: David's visage is that of gods, who wouldn't want to forge such beauty hahaha yeah no he got them made and never paid for them
Saberwulf: Because David's an asshole
RubyChao: that's our david! *laugh track*
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Jumpropeman: *caught up on spacewhale antics*
Jumpropeman: *ahem* *sprays water into my throat* Figaro figaro figaro...
Jumpropeman: and.....
Jumpropeman: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RubyChao: pfffffft
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2Goopy: *message box appears*
2Goopy: "Firefox 25 is available"
2Goopy: FIREFOX PLEASE STOP
HoloSpy: WHAT
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RubyChao: "OH COME ON"
Draco: D'OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!
SteelKomodo: COME ON NINTENDO D:<
Draco: Nintrolldo
BluSpy: cockblock
Friday, November 8, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 88: Jumpropeman Makes Spy's Day
Lateberwulf: Did you know hippo sweat is pink?
Lateberwulf: Other animal protips: Cows produce 100 liters of saliva a day. Eels are dark because they tan too much. The lemurs on the island of Madagascar have 2 tongues. And my favorite, a Koala's appendix is about 2 meters long.
Lateberwulf: A talking bean that looks like a dog taught me those
Lateberwulf: Did you know I can control the muscles in my eyeballs and make them rapidly shake in place? It's a great way to freak people out
Lateberwulf: Carrots has these: good Health and okay taste
Lateberwulf: You know, when I'm in my forties and a published author, I'm gonna be in an interview for the newest Hubverse MMO and in the middle of a discussion on adapting the setting I'll remember this
Lateberwulf: "So one of the things I'm personally excited about is the merchant class. Obviously, we're using David Wulf as an archetype—FUCKING HELL"
Lateberwulf: Kotaku will never speak to me again
Lateberwulf: Why the fuck am I awake good night
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The Deleter: "AC is one of the greatest and most respected games of all time, and now whenever you go to that subforum there's a thread about Charmander penises stickied at the top."
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The Deleter: also the badger went for £25 which is about $40-50 i guess
The Deleter: i make bill gates look like an amateur
Saberwulf: Goddamn fifty fuckin' dollars for a 3d fire rat
The Deleter: talk shit get paid
SteelKomodo: Oh hey everyone!
Harpy: SK, from behind
Saberwulf: Hey there SK
The Deleter: hey sk
The Deleter: i sold the badgerrrr
The Deleter: rrr
The Deleter: r
SteelKomodo: you did, well done!
Harpy: its christmas in britain apparently
Harpy: watch as Del gets another badger to sell
Harpy: and another
Harpy: and another
Saberwulf: In twenty years, Del looks down at his kids. "Daddy, how'd you get so much cash?" "Sellin' badgers you little fucks"
The Deleter: i am the badgerlord
The Deleter: you must approach me to get a badger
The Deleter: and it ain't cheap you fucks
Harpy: i ain't payin 50 dollar for no badger
Lateberwulf: Other animal protips: Cows produce 100 liters of saliva a day. Eels are dark because they tan too much. The lemurs on the island of Madagascar have 2 tongues. And my favorite, a Koala's appendix is about 2 meters long.
Lateberwulf: A talking bean that looks like a dog taught me those
Lateberwulf: Did you know I can control the muscles in my eyeballs and make them rapidly shake in place? It's a great way to freak people out
Lateberwulf: Carrots has these: good Health and okay taste
Lateberwulf: You know, when I'm in my forties and a published author, I'm gonna be in an interview for the newest Hubverse MMO and in the middle of a discussion on adapting the setting I'll remember this
Lateberwulf: "So one of the things I'm personally excited about is the merchant class. Obviously, we're using David Wulf as an archetype—FUCKING HELL"
Lateberwulf: Kotaku will never speak to me again
Lateberwulf: Why the fuck am I awake good night
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The Deleter: "AC is one of the greatest and most respected games of all time, and now whenever you go to that subforum there's a thread about Charmander penises stickied at the top."
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The Deleter: also the badger went for £25 which is about $40-50 i guess
The Deleter: i make bill gates look like an amateur
Saberwulf: Goddamn fifty fuckin' dollars for a 3d fire rat
The Deleter: talk shit get paid
SteelKomodo: Oh hey everyone!
Harpy: SK, from behind
Saberwulf: Hey there SK
The Deleter: hey sk
The Deleter: i sold the badgerrrr
The Deleter: rrr
The Deleter: r
SteelKomodo: you did, well done!
Harpy: its christmas in britain apparently
Harpy: watch as Del gets another badger to sell
Harpy: and another
Harpy: and another
Saberwulf: In twenty years, Del looks down at his kids. "Daddy, how'd you get so much cash?" "Sellin' badgers you little fucks"
The Deleter: i am the badgerlord
The Deleter: you must approach me to get a badger
The Deleter: and it ain't cheap you fucks
Harpy: i ain't payin 50 dollar for no badger
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Christmas Creep
"When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ASS into it! Thanksgiving used to be Thanksgiving, and it was its own holiday, not 'Christmas: Part One'. When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out, and nobody woke you up and said 'let's go shopping.'"
-Lewis Black
It's an ongoing phenomenon, and it gets worse every year - Christmas muscling in on the calendar before it's time. I know it's the biggest holiday of the year, the final celebration of the previous twelve months, a day for family and friends and snow and presents and traditions and love. That's all wonderful. But it's too damn early for that. I love Christmas, I really do, but I don't start to warm up to it until either the day after Thanksgiving or the first of December. Or a murky area between those two days. Notice how this blog doesn't have a winter theme yet.
There are a lot of things that make me get into the Christmas spirit. Shopping and holiday music are two of those things. But no matter how early the stores try to force those, what they can't do is make December and the first permanent snowfall come faster - and without those, it's not truly the holiday season for me. I especially don't appreciate the shoving aside of Halloween in the final weeks leading up to it. Nobody wants Frosty in October. I for one am still much more interested in spiders, skeletons, and jack-o-lanterns at that time.
One of the most hilarious examples of Christmas Creep I know of is something I ran into just recently. It seems that not only are Christmas cards being sold, but so too are belated Christmas cards. I found the concept of seeing a card for sale in November that read "Can't believe Christmas is over..." on the front to be the funniest thing I'd seen all day. Maybe eventually we'll just have a year-round push to buy for Christmas.
In any case, I don't need a snow-and-elf motif to tell me when to start my holiday shopping - I keep an eye out all year for interesting items to give at Christmas, especially if they're on sale. Both this year and last year, I'm going to include an item I bought at an early summer yard sale as one of my presents. I suggest the same to anyone else - as long as it's not some huge thing you can't hide for long, buy your Christmas gifts ahead of time if you can. That item may not still be available come November!
-Lewis Black
It's an ongoing phenomenon, and it gets worse every year - Christmas muscling in on the calendar before it's time. I know it's the biggest holiday of the year, the final celebration of the previous twelve months, a day for family and friends and snow and presents and traditions and love. That's all wonderful. But it's too damn early for that. I love Christmas, I really do, but I don't start to warm up to it until either the day after Thanksgiving or the first of December. Or a murky area between those two days. Notice how this blog doesn't have a winter theme yet.
There are a lot of things that make me get into the Christmas spirit. Shopping and holiday music are two of those things. But no matter how early the stores try to force those, what they can't do is make December and the first permanent snowfall come faster - and without those, it's not truly the holiday season for me. I especially don't appreciate the shoving aside of Halloween in the final weeks leading up to it. Nobody wants Frosty in October. I for one am still much more interested in spiders, skeletons, and jack-o-lanterns at that time.
One of the most hilarious examples of Christmas Creep I know of is something I ran into just recently. It seems that not only are Christmas cards being sold, but so too are belated Christmas cards. I found the concept of seeing a card for sale in November that read "Can't believe Christmas is over..." on the front to be the funniest thing I'd seen all day. Maybe eventually we'll just have a year-round push to buy for Christmas.
In any case, I don't need a snow-and-elf motif to tell me when to start my holiday shopping - I keep an eye out all year for interesting items to give at Christmas, especially if they're on sale. Both this year and last year, I'm going to include an item I bought at an early summer yard sale as one of my presents. I suggest the same to anyone else - as long as it's not some huge thing you can't hide for long, buy your Christmas gifts ahead of time if you can. That item may not still be available come November!
Monday, October 31, 2011
Halloween Costumes of Years Past
Well, it's Halloween night. Aside from some opportune gold digging at the bargain racks, this is everyone's last chance to get their fix of spooky fall fun before Santa rides in on a turkey and takes over reality for two months. I'm going to take a look back at my childhood again, this time to review all of the Halloween costumes I've ever worn - that I can remember - and their rough order...
Pumpkin - Infant costume, a simple set of pajamas with a pumpkin motif.
Dinosaur - I was still just a toddler, so I didn't go trick-or-treating in this.
Bear - This is the earliest costume I can recall that I went trick-or-treating in. I'm pretty sure it was homemade. I was not a scary bear. >_>
Skeleton - The typical skeleton costume is an all-black ensemble with white bones, so it looks pretty skeleton-y at night. My mom liked the idea but not the costume quality, and set to work making a homemade version. She painstakingly painted a skeleton onto a plain black shirt and pants. It was pretty damn impressive.
Devil - I always liked the costumes with accessories. Here my mom made me a pitchfork out of cardboard and aluminum foil.
Magician - One of my more unusual costumes, and also one of my last. I think I picked it because I got a magic set for my birthday a few weeks earlier. A simple, cheap costume choice, I already had the plastic hat. I simply added a plush rabbit, a black set of clothes, and a mustache courtesy of a makeup crayon sorta thing and I was good to go.
Zombie - I think this was my final costume, worn in fourth or fifth grade. Pretty sure it was just tattered old clothes and some face makeup to make a big fake scar.
I also have a vague memory of possibly being a vampire one year, but can't place when that was. Probably between devil and magician.
You guys ever go as anything interesting?
Pumpkin - Infant costume, a simple set of pajamas with a pumpkin motif.
Dinosaur - I was still just a toddler, so I didn't go trick-or-treating in this.
Bear - This is the earliest costume I can recall that I went trick-or-treating in. I'm pretty sure it was homemade. I was not a scary bear. >_>
Skeleton - The typical skeleton costume is an all-black ensemble with white bones, so it looks pretty skeleton-y at night. My mom liked the idea but not the costume quality, and set to work making a homemade version. She painstakingly painted a skeleton onto a plain black shirt and pants. It was pretty damn impressive.
Devil - I always liked the costumes with accessories. Here my mom made me a pitchfork out of cardboard and aluminum foil.
Magician - One of my more unusual costumes, and also one of my last. I think I picked it because I got a magic set for my birthday a few weeks earlier. A simple, cheap costume choice, I already had the plastic hat. I simply added a plush rabbit, a black set of clothes, and a mustache courtesy of a makeup crayon sorta thing and I was good to go.
Zombie - I think this was my final costume, worn in fourth or fifth grade. Pretty sure it was just tattered old clothes and some face makeup to make a big fake scar.
I also have a vague memory of possibly being a vampire one year, but can't place when that was. Probably between devil and magician.
You guys ever go as anything interesting?
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Four Awesome Halloween Decorations
Halloween is my second-favorite holiday, only losing out to Christmas. Both were truly magical times of the year for me when I was a child. Now they aren't quite as awe-inspiring, but they are still great changes in atmosphere and an excuse for spooky things/presents.
One of my favorite aspects of Halloween was decorating. It was always great seeing the house transform into a gallery of rubber spiders and fiberglass pumpkins.
Here are four Halloween decorations that were among the most beloved of my childhood.
The Jointed Skeleton: Simultaneously super cheap and super noticeable, the jointed skeleton is a great way to decorate your wall on a budget. They're like what you'd get if you crossed an action figure with a poster. I always loved the decorations that could be played with and not just looked at.
My family has several jointed skeletons in the Halloween storage box, including one that looks pretty much the same as the one above and another one that's plastic and glows in the dark, but the jointed skeleton that has the most fond memories, and the one we've had the longest, is a truly unique and interesting one. At five feet high, he's easily the largest. His bones are tinted green, and he has a cartoony look to him. Most notably, his body is crawling with insects, rodents, tiny ghosts, and a few other critters, running the gamut from realistic to silly-looking. He's a rare breed, and although this decoration is made of paper and probably as old as I am, he's still kicking, albeit a little bent.
The Plastic Light-Up Pumpkin: This is my absolute favorite Halloween decoration. Every year, the green jointed skeleton and the light-up pumpkin, those were my Halloween bros. In my elementary school days, the pumpkin replaced my traditional night-light for October, and I loved it. It was things like this that ensured the holiday was special.
In recent years, my pumpkin has sadly not been treated right. A mishap while we were moving in 2006 caused him to get a nasty dent, and it has yet to be repaired. We could always buy another because they are miraculously still making these after twenty years, but it wouldn't be the same.
The Pumpkin Tower: While the skeleton and pumpkin were present from my earliest Halloween memories, I recall this pumpkin tower coming a bit later, around fourth grade. Essentially the light-up pumpkin's darker and edgier brother, the pumpkin tower features six jack-o-lanterns in a great variety of expressions. Cheerful, goofy, sinister, and even a sarcastic-looking pumpkin are all represented, and there's an even ratio of nosed to noseless faces. As a kid, I always carved my pumpkins to look like the fourth one up - angry, toothy, and a little bit scary.
The Halloween McNuggets: And here's the unconventional entry! This old McDonald's promotion gave my family some neat decorations to go with my Happy Meal. We had the Frankenstein, the pumpkin, the vampire, and the witch, plus a fifth one not pictured here - a punk-rocker-type with neon green hair and a leather jacket. Like Mr. Potato Head, there was a lot of potential for mix-and-match costumes, so you'd get the sinister Dracula nugget wearing the witch robe and pumpkin hat. Despite the potential for lost pieces, the set stayed intact for a shockingly long time, and even now I'm pretty sure we still have most of the parts.
One of my favorite aspects of Halloween was decorating. It was always great seeing the house transform into a gallery of rubber spiders and fiberglass pumpkins.
Here are four Halloween decorations that were among the most beloved of my childhood.
My family has several jointed skeletons in the Halloween storage box, including one that looks pretty much the same as the one above and another one that's plastic and glows in the dark, but the jointed skeleton that has the most fond memories, and the one we've had the longest, is a truly unique and interesting one. At five feet high, he's easily the largest. His bones are tinted green, and he has a cartoony look to him. Most notably, his body is crawling with insects, rodents, tiny ghosts, and a few other critters, running the gamut from realistic to silly-looking. He's a rare breed, and although this decoration is made of paper and probably as old as I am, he's still kicking, albeit a little bent.
In recent years, my pumpkin has sadly not been treated right. A mishap while we were moving in 2006 caused him to get a nasty dent, and it has yet to be repaired. We could always buy another because they are miraculously still making these after twenty years, but it wouldn't be the same.
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