RubyChao: oh well i didn't really plan for anyone in particular to enter to enter, but he apparently wants to
RubyChao: but i mean if you want to challenge that's a-ok in my book
SteelKomodo: I'll think about it
Harpy: rock paper scissors CW for it
Harpy: "i want my chars killed" "NO I WANNA GET MY CHARS KILLED"
SteelKomodo: XD
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SteelKomodo: so I decided to download the old forums and unzip them
SteelKomodo: ahahahahaha it'll take forever
Gooper Blooper: Yes it will
Gooper Blooper: 8 GB of madness
SteelKomodo: I WANT TO GET OFF MR. GOOPS WILD UNPACKING D:
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Gooper Blooper: ZF forums will live forever
Gooper Blooper: in our hard drives
Gooper Blooper: In addition, I also have them saved on a USB stick as well as on my hard drive and in the Dropbox cloud. I'M READY FOR ANYTHING
SteelKomodo: Dangerously Mad-Prepared
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Cornwind Evil: BBBIAVB\'
Gooper Blooper: And then Cornwind exploded
RubyChao: cornwind are you okay
Gooper Blooper: Big Bar Brawl Is A Vomit Buffet
Gooper Blooper: That's not nice, CW
SteelKomodo: ...he just vanished D:
Jumpropeman: I bet it was his cat
Jumpropeman: it has strong opinions on the BBB
SteelKomodo: Oh, that silly cat
Gooper Blooper: But seriously, he was probably saying some variant of Be Back in a Bit
SteelKomodo: ah
Gooper Blooper: He likes being fancy instead of just saying bbl
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RubyChao: this year's final boss is the lord
SteelKomodo: ...D:
RubyChao: EXCEPT
RubyChao: he's a corpse being controlled by hubert's fruitcake
RubyChao: the fruitcake is the true final boss
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Remember that huge evil presence Hope said she could feel
Gooper Blooper: it was the fruitcake
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SteelKomodo: The Candymania is from a chain called the Hungry Horse, which does everything in really big portions
Gooper Blooper: Celestia opens The Hungry Chocobo
Gooper Blooper: "Giving a whole new meaning to 'eating like a bird'!"
Gooper Blooper: (ask about our ball pit)
Jumpropeman: Sarah is a chef, but the food never makes it out of the kitchen
Jumpropeman: just a lot of guilty looks served to the customers
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Jumpropeman: pastebin that plot idea and link it in the chatzy to see if we should put it on blogger or include it on zetaboards
Jumpropeman: and make sure the pics are on dropbox
Jumpropeman: *sites*
Gooper Blooper: don't forget Youtube, facebook and twitter links to promote the kobbers
Jumpropeman: and digg
Gooper Blooper: Sarah's youtube channel would be interesting
Jumpropeman: 2cute4me
Cornwind Evil: She has every episode of Epic Meal Time favorited
Cornwind Evil: I should go check and see if they did anything sweet recently
Cornwind Evil: Sine: OH SARRAAAAAAHHHHH
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Cornwind Evil: Sine: I HAVE TREASURE
Gooper Blooper: Sine cannot get enough of teasing Sarah with these
Gooper Blooper: THERE IS A TINY WHITE DOT IN THE DISTANCE APPROACHING FAST
Gooper Blooper: HIDE YOUR DESSERTS
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Harpy: nothing of interest on sale .n.
Jumpropeman: don't worry harpy, I'll buy you this really cheap game that's on sale
Jumpropeman: usually 5 dollars, only 50 cents!
Gooper Blooper: in before it's Bad Rats
Jumpropeman: you were in after it :V
RedSpy: . . . WHY IS THAT 50 CENTS
Harpy: ahahaha what
Gooper Blooper: WITH TWO QUARTERS ON STEAM IT'S A BAD RAT
RedSpy: Why would you put BAD RATS on sale
RedSpy: Fuck I just choked on my own laughter
Gooper Blooper: Why WOULDN'T you
Gooper Blooper: At THAT price it'll get some car crash purchases
Harpy: please don't die spy
Harpy: we need you
Gooper Blooper: It's like if you saw Big Rigs on sale for a quarter
Gooper Blooper: You'd buy that shit
RedSpy: True
RedSpy: But then you have to deal with owning Bad Rats
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Jumpropeman: I was considering buying Beat Hazard after Goops showed us that deal. Then I realized I already own it
RedSpy: Man JRM I bet you even own Bad Rats
Gooper Blooper: BUT DO YOU ALSO HAVE THE DLC
RedSpy: Fun fact: if I had 30 more 1-cent leftovers from purchases, I could buy Bad Rats for 49 cents
RedSpy: . . . Bad Rats has DLC!?!?!?
Gooper Blooper: Which, looking at the list of features, is less "DLC" and more "we made a sequel"
SteelKomodo: ...D:
Gooper Blooper: I was talking about Beat Hazard but I wouldn't be surprised
Gooper Blooper: THE BAD PACK
Gooper Blooper: ON SALE NOW FOR A NICKEL
Gooper Blooper: THREE NEW RATS
Jumpropeman: apparently I also own the dlc
Jumpropeman: thank you humble bundles
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RubyChao: britbros right back at ya
RubyChao: the new hit saturday morning cartoon
Gooper Blooper: kirbykirbykirby dats da name ya should know
The Deleter: AH NEED A MONSTAH FER THAT THERE BONUS BOSS FIGHT
Gooper Blooper: dat's what we do best at Big Pile Of Video Game References Incorporated
RedSpy: HOPE YOU GET IT WITH A MONEY BACK GUARANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RedSpy changed name to Saxophone Solo
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The Deleter: HOLD HANDS DAMN IT DIRKSEPHINE
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SteelKomodo: Also don't worry, we'll revive Carla
Harpy: the problem is the bodyyy and M Sheep is kind of everywhere
RedSpy: Obviously Purnima has it in a tiny little suitcase
Harpy: ...ahahaha
Gooper Blooper: Carla in the Bank
Harpy: also I hope you're ready for a market full of Gloriadolls
Gooper Blooper: Cu Sith has to climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase as it hangs high over the ring
Harpy: and Mega Man action figures
RedSpy: We have to wrestle to see who wins the Carla in the Bank
RedSpy: 17 is the Rey Mysterio of this company
Harpy: ahahaha what
Gooper Blooper: Kauket and Baltan on commentary again
RedSpy: Tiny high-flier with HEART
Gooper Blooper: #AAAAA
Gooper Blooper: Also I would love sarahkin dolls
RubyChao: #BooThisDanEquivalent
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Gooper Blooper: Poor Bazza. He was so excited to watch that WWE pay per view last night and then after he actually saw it
Gooper Blooper: he posted this
SteelKomodo: Pooh no come back D:
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Gooper Blooper: I'd like to congratulate Chester
SteelKomodo: MEWTWO =D
RubyChao: is that a record percentage low in all gamefaqs contests
Gooper Blooper: In over ten years of GameFAQs contests, he is the absolute weakest anything ever nominated
RubyChao: :clap:
Gooper Blooper: he is the champion of suck
Gooper Blooper: Mewtwo received 23 times as many votes
Gooper Blooper: it's beautiful
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Jumpropeman: I found out why I didn't think Gloria was some tractor goddess: The day I stopped reading last year was the day she rocked it
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TheDeleter: excuse me harpy i have to back up the disbelief truck
TheDeleter: WHAAAT
TheDeleter: WHAAAT
TheDeleter: WHAAAT
TheDeleter: WHAAAT
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Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 9
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 26 sides. The die showed: 9
Harpy: what
Cornwind Evil: Heh
Jumpropeman: dun dun
Harpy: coinflip man
Harpy: coinflip to see who wins
Gooper Blooper changed name to Mario Party Announcer
Mario Party Announcer: DRAWWWWW
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Jumpropeman: i got a strange unmarked letter in the mail addressed to me
Jumpropeman: *begin creepypasta*
SteelKomodo: Don't open it JRM D:
Jumpropeman: against my better judgment and the pleas of my friends I opened it up
Jumpropeman: it was from...
M Sheep: Santa?
Jumpropeman: The Great Lakes Borrower service informing me about the department of Education's privacy policy!
SteelKomodo: WHAT A TWIST!
M Sheep: Oh
Harpy: welp
Jumpropeman: don't know why they had to send it in such a seedy envelope
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The Deleter: harpy how do you pronounce ys
The Deleter: s it like
Harpy: Ees
Jumpropeman: ees
The Deleter: oh
Cornwind Evil: Ease
The Deleter: thought it was yiss
M Sheep: gesundheit
Harpy: its a really cool game, fun challenge
The Deleter: yisssssssss
Harpy: though you will die a lot
The Deleter: sss
Jumpropeman: that's what you say when you turn the game on at least
SteelKomodo: Yissssssss
The Deleter: ß
Harpy: eeeeeeeesss
Cornwind Evil: The series was named because every time the hero wins a battle, he exclaims AW YISSSSSSSS
M Sheep: BEEEEEEEES
Harpy: Hugo Fact does not agree
Cornwind Evil: I'M COVERED IN BEES
Cornwind Evil: THREE INCH BEES
The Deleter: BEES FOR EVERYONE
Harpy: the entire soundtrack is awesome, i could listen to it all day
Cornwind Evil is abruptly wearing a weird wire mesh costume and is being attacked by three-inch bees
SteelKomodo: bees
SteelKomodo: my god
Cornwind Evil is protected from three inch bees, all right!
Cornwind Evil is protected from three inch bees, tonight!
Jumpropeman: i like my coffee the way I like my women: Covered in beeeees
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The Deleter: The first few Dark Tower books are good
The Deleter: then king gave up and said "welp here's an ending"
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Harpy: ahahaha goddamn it utsuho
Cornwind Evil: UTSUHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SteelKomodo: ...God damn it
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Gooper Blooper: You know that thing Sarah did where she'd grab Alex and drag him places
Gooper Blooper: it was all a metaphor
Harpy: welp
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Jumpropeman: I once told my dad I craved the taste of Circus Peanuts, so he bought me a bag and I remembered I didn't really like him
Jumpropeman: it took me way too long for me to tell him I didn't like them, so he kept buying me bag after bag
Gooper Blooper: The circus peanuts reminded you of your dislike of your father
Jumpropeman: XD
Jumpropeman: I meant them
SteelKomodo: XD
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RedSpy: I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO BEAT THAT ONE MISSION WHERE I HAVE TO PUT TRIPLE H THROUGH A TABLE
RedSpy: You can put the table up in a corner
SteelKomodo: AW YISS
RedSpy: So I just slammed it into him until he died
Gooper Blooper: oh my god were you seriously stuck on that mission all this time
Gooper Blooper: fuckin triple h, man
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RubyChao: ronald green fights for john madden
Gooper Blooper: Watch him win the whole thing
SteelKomodo: pffft
RubyChao: "How do you feel about your victory?" "aeiou"
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Harpy: is 17 done being a perfectionist with his speech :U
Jumpropeman: gloria should just go to Dreamland with Pech and Erebus. She'd get tons of cute summons
Harpy: ahahahaha oh christ
RedSpy: No D:
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: no to the speech, no to dreamland, or no to both?
SteelKomodo: NO TO DREAMLAND D:
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Gooper Blooper: >Cornwind voted for the cat
Gooper Blooper: SWERVE OF THE YEAR.
Cornwind Evil: In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet
Cornwind Evil: And you need to breathe to live
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Cornwind Evil: I'M POSTING IN MY UNDERWEAR
Jumpropeman: D:
Harpy: TMITMITMITMI
Gooper Blooper: But technically, aren't we all posting in our underwear
Harpy: UUM
Gooper Blooper: unless...
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Harpy: new challenger appeared on Ladies Nite
Gooper Blooper: don't tell me
Harpy: won't tell you who it is :U
RubyChao: it wasn't white mage
RubyChao: i'm sorry
Gooper Blooper: NOOOOOOOO
RedSpy: The new wrestler was Fat Rat
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Gooper Blooper: NAME: WARIO
Gooper Blooper: POWER: FART TO FLY AROUND
Gooper Blooper: SOUTHWEST ARM OF COMPASS
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Jumpropeman: :V
Jumpropeman: Chao has got me doing that face all the time now
Harpy: :U
Jumpropeman: I don't open my mouth as wide
Draco: :V
RedSpy: :|
Harpy: ._.
Draco: .\___________________/
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Jumpropeman: "her skin bubbling with blisters before burning away, her scalp being stripped of oils and hair, her brain steaming and steaming."
Harpy: aaaaah
Jumpropeman: I thought I was the one who supposed to write like this during Fite Week?
Harpy: well uh
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RubyChao: so what happened to bass again
RubyChao: is he still in the underground chamber
RubyChao: or has he eloped with his one true love
RubyChao: the rock
SteelKomodo: XD
RedSpy: Pffffft
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Saberwulf: Motherfuckers, Reading & Writing I and II are nongrad
Saberwulf: Now how am I supposed to coast through college churning out schlock
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Harpy: Romeo and Juliet, as starred by Josephine and Dirk
Harpy: Hubert is clearly tybalt
SteelKomodo: also YES
SteelKomodo: Dirkeo and Josephette
Harpy: Carla can be the nurse (itty bitty nurse committee!)
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RedSpy: . . . What the fuck is a Chester and how was it 8th seed
Gooper Blooper: Chester is a massive in-joke
Gooper Blooper: Lemme explain real quick
Gooper Blooper: Every message board on GameFAQs has a number. The number for the board that's about discussing the contests is 8
Gooper Blooper: As a joke, SBAllen, the GameFAQs admin, made all the 8 seeds contest board favorites
Gooper Blooper: Chester is a favorite because he is from an indie game made by a guy that visits Board 8
Gooper Blooper: Their goal was to nominate him to give the game exposure, then have him be a colossal flop in the polls so people would remember him forever
Gooper Blooper: they succeeded
RedSpy: That's one weird goal xD
Gooper Blooper: Well, see, he'd never be GOOD
Gooper Blooper: But if he was BAD ENOUGH, he'd be famous
Gooper Blooper: Look at that Bowser poll. Archer got 15 percent
Gooper Blooper: Nobody's gonna even remember Archer was in this contest
Gooper Blooper: But Chester, that dude made history
RubyChao: literally the worst performance ever
Gooper Blooper: of all time
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Harpy: Carla- ready to be a tiny distraction
Gooper Blooper: How tall is she anyway
Harpy: shorter than Alex, aboooout.. 4'8''
Harpy: in-char reason being that being sick all the time hindered her growth
Gooper Blooper: Sarah's 4 foot 10
Gooper Blooper: CARLA WINS
Harpy: holy shit I made her shorter than Sarah
Gooper Blooper: you did, congratulations
Harpy: itty bitty mage commitee
SteelKomodo: Mega Man is still shorter than either of them, at 4'4
Gooper Blooper: WELL STAG BEETLE IS FOUR INCHES LONG
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RedSpy: Knight Crush - Sarah Woman's weapon
RedSpy: When used, gloms onto the nearest knight. Alex Man's weakness
SteelKomodo: ...Wily and Eggman roboticize Kobbers D:
Harpy: ahahahaha
SteelKomodo: Worlds Collide: KoB Edition
Harpy: Carla defeated Sarah Woman
Harpy: now must defeat Alex Man for Holy Blade
SteelKomodo: Eddie Man: Heavy Metal
RedSpy: Air Man Man
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Gooper Blooper: Bazza's twitter:
Gooper Blooper: "I havn't bought a thing during this years Steam Summer Sale. High resistance!"
Gooper Blooper: Less than an hour later
Gooper Blooper: "OK I may have just bought Cave Story."
SteelKomodo: XD
If it was never answered, Sine gave Dr. Light Bass' coordinates so he could go get him after Bass got to stew in that pit for a few weeks.
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