SteelKomodo: but he's posting XD
GB Hazard: Cornwind never sleeps
GB Hazard: he's always watching
SteelKomodo: ...is he
SteelKomodo: GABEN?
GB Hazard: No way
GB Hazard: Cornwind would never have booked Red to fight Ganon
SteelKomodo: XD
GB Hazard: Instead it would be "You're fighting a main eventer! A current champion! One of the most beloved VGCW characters ever!"
GB Hazard: Red comes out
GB Hazard: TOO BAD, WALUIIIIGI TIME
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFT
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SteelKomodo: hmm, what to give...
SteelKomodo: what do I give to one of the Sarahkin, who can be said to have almost everything D:
Harpy: a book
RedSpy: Give her a tribble
Harpy: we are not reliving that, Spy
GB Hazard: spy pls
SteelKomodo: NO spy
SteelKomodo: go back into that corner
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RedSpy: Now we need Oceanus and Construct 8 to strike up a friendship, die in a fite, and get rebuilt as Construct O
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RedSpy: . . . Guys best idea
RedSpy: WWE13: Kinect-created custom finishers
M Sheep: oh lawd
M Sheep: Spy, pls
RedSpy: Every movement translates 1:1, and then you save it as your move
SteelKomodo: oh god what D:
RedSpy: Think about it, SK
RedSpy: You could use it to painstakingly recreate real moves . . .
RedSpy: Oooor you could use it to spin around three times, pelvic thrust in your opponent's face, and skullbash them
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Harpy joined the chat
Spy OMac: And approaching the ring . . . from Wherever She Wants
Spy OMac: Har P!
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Harpy: anyway, posted in SRS, a little glimpse into Sol's life
Harpy: and how Carlos RUINED IT FOREVER WORST CHAR
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: then I realize Sol's using Josephine's text color
Harpy: Solsephene
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Harpy asked Chatzy to choose between S, Si and L. Chatzy chose: L
Harpy: YOU ARE OUR GRAND PRIZE WINNER, LENNY
Gooper Blooper: LENNY WINS A MANSION IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
Gooper Blooper: "HUUUUUUBERRRRRRRRT"
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: Hubert too busy beatting up King Boo
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Harpy: had this weird image of Sammy taking a selfie in that path and sending it to Carlos via Instagram
Harpy: Carlos facepalms so hard, all of the Society can hear
SteelKomodo: pfffft
Gooper Blooper: "heyyyy carlos check me out I'm being all spoooky #2spooked #YOLO"
Harpy: sounds like something she'd totally do
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Spy OMac: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!
Spy OMac: . . . Fucking hell W key
Gooper Blooper: jeez spy calm down
Gooper Blooper: it's just me
Spy OMac: That Aww Yeah easily lasted 10-20 more Ws than intended
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Spy OMac: Goops, I saw the best VGCW post ever
Spy OMac: Somebody said Nappa, Vegeta, and Knux should form a stable
Spy OMac: Bumpy Knuckles and the Bad Men
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Gooper Blooper: so is Platinum Blonde an asshole or not, it seems like she keeps flipping back and forth
Harpy: she's personally not an asshole but whoever made her that coat sure is
Cornwind Evil: She believes in the power of making an impression and an entrance
Cornwind Evil asked Chatzy to choose between its real fur and its fake fur. Chatzy chose: its real fur
RubyChao: chatzy why
Cornwind Evil: ...okay maybe she is an asshole.
Cornwind Evil: So yeah lots of minks died for that coat
Gooper Blooper: >checks up on Ariel to see if she's okay
Gooper Blooper: >wears fur coat to match Ariel isn't in but is watching
Gooper Blooper: PB pls
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Gooper Blooper: I can't remember if you've seen this pic Harpy so I'll just toss it out there
Harpy: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Harpy: EEEEEEEEEEE
Harpy: e
Gooper Blooper: hahahaha
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Cornwind Evil: "Seriously, if you remember a happy ending from a movie that had 'Based on a novel by Stephen King' in the credits, chances are that's the result of some producer taking one look at the source material and saying 'Oh, hell no.'"
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Spy OMac: Drink it
Spy OMac: Drink it all
Spy OMac: Don't tell Del
Spy OMac: He can never know
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: I have had OJ
SteelKomodo: and I feel much better for it
Spy OMac: Excellent
Spy OMac: Let the orange flow through your veins
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Spy OMac: Surprise twist: JRM makes a fite where he picks the losers first, not the winners
Spy OMac: Everyone competes to have the least votes
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TheDeleter joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: hey del
Spy OMac: john madden
TheDeleter: helluuuuuuu
TheDeleter: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
TheDeleter: aeiou
Gooper Blooper: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Harpy: hi
SteelKomodo: aeiouioea
Gooper Blooper: we should've known
TheDeleter: the joke character wins
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Saberwulf: so today's been a wierd ass day. I have good news and bad news
Gooper Blooper: uh oh
SteelKomodo: oh boy
Gooper Blooper: who died this time
TheDeleter: oh man
Saberwulf: bad news: can't afford college at the moment, so I can't start this fall.
SteelKomodo: aw D:
TheDeleter: that sucks
Gooper Blooper: STUDENT LOAN CRISIS
Spy OMac: D:
SteelKomodo: sucks, man
Harpy: D:
Saberwulf: good news: I have, in the span of today, gained a cadillac suv, a jetski, a new leather jacket and I am now vice president of an rv rental company, in addition to my now steady boat technician job that pays $8/hr
Gooper Blooper: what
Harpy: what
Saberwulf: as you may guess I seriously have like no fucking idea what happened but yay??
Harpy: ITS LIKE THE TRACTOR GAVE HIM A 21 IRL.
Saberwulf: my sister isn't happy about me calling myself the functionally useless vice president, though. according to her I'm a laborer
Gooper Blooper: That's VICE laborer to you
Gooper Blooper: You're almost ready for dat jetski, wulf, all you have to do is write a ten-word paper on what you learned in jetski school
Gooper Blooper: I'll get you started
Gooper Blooper: "What I learned in jetski school is"
Saberwulf: "fuckin' shit and junk" for ten pages
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Harpy: Samantha's spirit animal is a Clefable
Harpy: Carla's is Horsea
Gooper Blooper: Only if the Horsea has a ribbon
Harpy: yup
Harpy: then she evolves into a seadra, then a beautiful Kingdra
Harpy: now with two ribbons
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Spy OMac: Got 3 things to confirm about WheelRPG
Spy OMac: A) There will be mech battles, B) Hats are the best equipment, C) Rap Rat confirmed
Gooper Blooper: the tv the tv the tv is on
Harpy: Samantha as suporting char and only human around
Harpy: *shot*
Harpy: she takes the passport pics
Spy OMac: Samantha is the save point char, she t- Damnit Harpy!
Gooper Blooper: take a selfie to save your game
Spy OMac: With dialogue and different selfies for EVERY AREA IN THE GAME
Harpy: have different goofy faces
Harpy: and Samantha writing the summary of the story so far
Gooper Blooper: Mess with wheeler's 3D head like super mario 64
Spy OMac: Oh god yes Samantha as the narrator
Spy OMac: (As for Rap Rat, he's the host of an optional challenge / arena zone. You follow his procedurally-generated challenges for each fight because he's Rap Rat, and he's the boss!)
Gooper Blooper: "some sorta fish shark mass thing, gross! #getemwheeler #holla
Spy OMac: (Even the Wheelers find him creepy and weird, and he'll probably be some sort of terrifying secret boss)
Spy OMac: (. . . Oh god Rap Rat is Culex D: )
Gooper Blooper: errybody say cheese
Gooper Blooper: CHEEEESE
Spy OMac: Other chars include Dr. Mechanico's off-abused assistant, who I'm naming Stiny as a placeholder
Spy OMac: When he inevitably gets fed-up and switches sides, he obviously gets replaced by the Stinytron
Gooper Blooper: Okay, I finally figured out from that last post why I like Samantha so much
Gooper Blooper: it's her ridiculous enthusiasm
Spy OMac: ^^^
Gooper Blooper: she is so pumped all the time
Spy OMac: She's ready brother
Gooper Blooper: gonna take on slenderman in purple PJs aw yeah brother
Harpy: "Okay Dr. Mechanico's been wreckin, and deez snakes dun like this. Look at all this pollution. Naaasty. Rad Snakes gonna stop this so the clean fairy can get this goop all cleaned up"
Gooper Blooper: yes
Harpy: "WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GOOPER BLOOPERS"
Gooper Blooper waves tentacles vaguely threateningly
Spy OMac: Instead of hammers and boots, its skateboards and boomboxes
Gooper Blooper: Shades stat instead of Stache
SteelKomodo: pffffft
Harpy: "Story so far: Wheelies got de Wheeliemobile. They're two skateboards with ROCKET BOOSTERS powered by SOLAR POWER. Enviromentally friendly shizz, Ariel approved"
Gooper Blooper: aw yeeeee
Spy OMac: Behold, the entry-level contraption for Mech Battles
Spy OMac: Which are used when fighting enemies too big for normal-sized battles
Harpy: "Oh snap, Wheelies got da Mechs. Shit's goin doooown. If you're bettin on Doc Mechi, prepare to lose all yo dollahs"
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Jade joined the chat
Jade: http://us11.chatzy.com/87340577772235
RedSpy: And that was how some random person invited us to Taylor Swift chat
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Harpy: sammy fears no fear
Harpy: she just gets into staring contests and smacks them when they blink
Gooper Blooper: the best
Harpy: while Carlos devises the best way to incapacitate them
Harpy: they're the perfect team
Spy OMac: She's ready brothers
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TheDeleter: DOES THE CONSTANT SADNESS OF RP CAUSE YOUR HEART TO ACHE
TheDeleter: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AN AMAZING NEW PRODUCT
TheDeleter: ITS CALLED THE DAWWW KING
TheDeleter: YOU GOTTA SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT
TheDeleter: SIMPLY PRESS THE BUTTON AND CATFACE AT OVER 100 MILES AN HOUR
TheDeleter: THE SECRET IS IN THE CANDY AND KITTENS
TheDeleter: YOU GAN GO FROM THIS TO THIS IN UNDER 30 SECONDS
TheDeleter: AMAZING
TheDeleter: CALL NOW, AND I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER - TWO DAWWW KINGS FOR ONLY $19.99
TheDeleter: GET ONE NOW - YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT EVERYTHING TO GAIN
TheDeleter: i'm done
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TheDeleter: what's osh reading?
Spy OMac: The Eye of F*cking Argon
TheDeleter: oh god
TheDeleter: i'm so sorry
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Harpy: @Sammalicious - Reminder: don't walk around a spaceship without shoes, you might catch some alien foot fungus D: #oops #help
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Spy OMac: YOU LIKE SARAHKIN DON'T YOU SQUIDWARD
Gooper Blooper: there's a sarahkin for everyone
Gooper Blooper: collect them all
Gooper Blooper: they come in four different sizes
Harpy: "I like the girl Monk the best!"
SteelKomodo: What about the rare Fifth Size - Celestia?
Gooper Blooper: That's the chase sarahkin
Gooper Blooper: holofoil
SteelKomodo: Oh lawd
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Gooper Blooper: did you vote in Konami's poll cornwind
Cornwind Evil: Repeatedly
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Gooper Blooper: Chester 2 is announced as an Ouya exclusive
Gooper Blooper: It makes him even weaker
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Harpy: oh jeezus how did I forget about a char and then somehow manage to remake her into one of my best chars without knowing it
SteelKomodo: I disagree - Stella was your best character
Harpy: Stella and Sammy in the same room
Harpy: I did say "one of my best"
Gooper Blooper: My old favorite was Alex but holy crap I'm wavering
Gooper Blooper: Sammy's been aces the last two days here
Harpy: Sammy steals goops's heart
Harpy: she too awesome for a pairing
Gooper Blooper: And me with nobody to pair her with
Gooper Blooper: No, Coneheads, go away
Harpy: oh god
Spy OMac: And yeah, I gotta agree Sammy's one awesome char. Its rare to see a char this enthusiastic, and its awesome!
Harpy: "Carlos, I have a confession to make... I'M ACTUALLY MARRYING A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER" *Conehead waves at Carlos, Carlos's eye twitches"
Harpy: "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
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Gooper Blooper: When I was little, my answer to the question of "how does santa see every kid on the earth" was crystal balls. Row upon row of crystal balls, with a big one reserved for Santa himself (the elves did most of the watching). Santa used his for special cases (really good/really naughty kids).
Gooper Blooper: and that was how he saw you while you were sleeping
Spy OMac: . . . Holy fuck
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Spy OMac: Gloria lives life on the edge
Spy OMac: Reading while in the hospital
Gooper Blooper: The bleeding edge of thrills, that's gloria
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Gooper Blooper: Every time Widow Maker meets a new character we get to play a very special game
Gooper Blooper: It's called Are You Weird Enough To Be A Kobber
Gooper Blooper: If you don't run away screaming from the eight foot mantis, you win
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Spy OMac: Widow Maker, Zephyrus, and Alex found the Tired Old Veterans club
Spy OMac: "If we don't call it the King of Beasts reunion, maybe we won't be found!" "Keep dreaming, Zeph"
Gooper Blooper:. the ages of the members of the "Tired Old Veterans Club" are something like 27, 12, and 4
Gooper Blooper: Less than that if you lock the ages at 2011 and they stay there
Spy OMac: The KOB ages you like crazy man
Spy OMac: Look at Pech.
Gooper Blooper: The tiniest member is the oldest
Spy OMac: (Their senior member at "thousands and thousands of years" )
Spy OMac: . . . The timing of that made an amazing Pech is short joke
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Spy OMac: Somewhere, Erebus feels a fire in his heart and the urge to type "Oceanus is fat" retorts
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Jumpropeman: so, Samantha ISNT Siren, right?
Spy OMac: No, Siren's a mythological creature
Spy OMac: Samantha is
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Jumpropeman: I was watching something recently and I thought: "This guy is awesome! It might be interesting to RP him." I wasn't really considering it too much, but I looked him up online anyway, and it turns out the same actor who plays Fumes plays that guy :V
Spy OMac: XD Fumes
Spy OMac: I miss that guy
Jumpropeman: you miss all my guys it seems D:
Jumpropeman: You miss every character, don't you?
Jumpropeman: even spider-pig
Spy OMac: Yeah ;-
Jumpropeman: so sad you cried one of your eyes off
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Jumpropeman: where did the BUTTS emoticon come from?
Jumpropeman: who is that supposed to be?
Spy OMac: Dirk
Jumpropeman: ah
Jumpropeman: he looks too cute to be Dirk :P
Spy OMac: XD Josephine's gonna hit you for saying that
Jumpropeman: if Dirks is saying butts, he should have shades on, smirking, and pointing two finger guns at DAT ASS
Jumpropeman: put the Celestia emoticon right next to it
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Gooper Blooper: THE GROOSE IS-
Gooper Blooper: uh
Gooper Blooper: wow
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Spy OMac: In five minutes the mall is about to explode
Spy OMac: Are you a bad enough dude to save the Draggin' Balls?
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Harpy: read dirk as "dick"
Harpy: i think i need my coffee soon D:
Gooper Blooper: Dick Port
SteelKomodo: ...D:
SteelKomodo: goops you do realize what you just typed right
Harpy: well then
SteelKomodo: #LewdToTheMax
Gooper Blooper: #AccidentallyLewd
Saberwulf: hahahaha
Spy OMac: That reminds me of when Sarah was picking a food for every letter of the alphabet
Spy OMac: We got to G and I was all "uh . . . "
SteelKomodo: pffffft
Harpy: too lewd for RP
Gooper Blooper: I knew that phrase was lewd, spy, but I did not realize it was THAT lewd!
Gooper Blooper: #YouDidn'tSeeAnything
SteelKomodo: I don't remember what G was
SteelKomodo: Gherkins?
Spy OMac: XD
Gooper Blooper: It was a donut hole the size of a donut, so I called it a Glory Hole before changing it to "Giga Hole"
The Deleter: hahahaha oh god i remember that
The Deleter: oh man
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Gooper Blooper: It's too bad WWE 13 doesn't let you make body parts transparent like WWE 12, then you could make Wheeler CAWs with no arms or legs
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Gooper Blooper: Next, Pit visits the appliance section, only to be hounded by the Blenderman
Spy OMac: Lender Man needs more money
SteelKomodo: Mender Man offers to fix his roof.
Gooper Blooper: Fenderman'll fix your car
Spy OMac: Splenda Man specifically said NO real sugar!
SteelKomodo: Spender Man cannot manage money D:
Spy OMac: Render Man is still loading
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SteelKomodo: TRIPLE FRIEND ZONE, ACT 1
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