Showing posts with label Video Games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Video Games. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

GB's Game Reviews: 2025-2026 Edition



This year's top story in GB video gaming: The return of the Sega Genesis.

The Atari 2600 was the console that got me started in the world of video games, but the Genesis was the console to truly solidify a lifelong love of the medium in me. Longtime readers know my story with the Genesis already, but to sum it up in one sentence, my mom got one sometime in 1993 after our Atari stopped working, it was my main console for the entirety of the rest of the decade until I became a Game Boy Color owner for Christmas 2000, and I've adored video games ever since. In recent years, our Genesis collection was mostly inaccessible, partly due to the cartridges beginning to fail and partly due to migrating to modern TVs that the Genesis couldn't connect to. I was still able to play some of our old favorites due to them getting modern ports on the Switch, such as the Sonic games, Castlevania Bloodlines, and Streets Of Rage 2, but many others remained off-limits unless I wanted to emulate, and these days I usually only emulate to play things like fan translations and rom hacks that aren't accessible any other way. In February 2026, though, I had some money saved up and decided to splurge on a solution, buying a clone console called the Mega Retron HD that can connect to modern TVs right out of the box and also picking up a flash cart to replace the legions of old cartridges that refuse to boot. I love physical media, but it's not the cure-all to game preservation that some people say it is. Carts fail and die eventually, and they'll only get rarer and rarer as the supply of 35-year-old plastic carts steadily dwindles, making secondhand market prices skyrocket and making old games on cartridges nearly as inaccessible as delisted digital titles. But I do love the feeling of playing games on the TV with a controller, so the flash cart was a happy medium. Plus, the one I bought came with hundreds of games pre-loaded onto the included micro SD card, meaning I was free to try just about any game in the Genesis library, removing the barrier to entry that downloading all that stuff myself presented. With the help of the Mega Retron HD and the flash cart, I began revisiting some old favorites and trying a few new games as well.

But the Mega Retron HD wasn't the only "new" console to join the family this past year. There was also a little indie thing called the Switch 2 that rolled into town. I've played a handful of Switch 2 games in the past year, all of them major releases like Donkey Kong Bananza and Pokemon Legends ZA. I mostly like the Switch 2, with the improved game performance and faster loading being one of my favorite things about it. I'm at the point where I'd much rather have smooth, clean, fast-loading games than ones that look a little prettier in screenshots. That said, I do see why some people complain that it doesn't feel like a huge jump from the Switch 1. This is a simple evolution, not a complete reinvention, and that's okay. I didn't want gimmicks anyway, just games (The Switch 2's mouse mode could not possibly be less exciting to me, and I frequently forget it even exists).

I've also continued the trend I began a couple years ago of replaying old games, even ones I'd already completed. Some of those games were reviewed by me many years ago, others I never reviewed properly, but in every case I wrote something up and added them to the post.

Lastly, I think this year's blog sports the highest average length of a review. I didn't play a ton of different games this last year (there are 28 reviews here in total), but I had plenty to say about most of the ones that I did play, resulting in a very long blog. Enjoy!

Tuesday, April 29, 2025

GB's Game Reviews: 2024-2025 Edition

2024, or at least the first half of it in particular, was the year of playing games I'd played already.

I love Backloggery. I've talked about it before. It's a really cool website that lets you compile a database of your video game collection and track your progress with them, referring to the games you own but haven't beaten yet as "your backlog". It's a great idea, but admittedly I think it's given me a bit of tunnel vision. Sometimes I think a little too much about how next to enhance how my collection looks on Backloggery, choosing what to play on the basis of needing to beat more games. This is fine, but it can go too far when I'm reluctant to play something I've already 100% completed, or have beaten but can't realistically 100%, just for the fun of playing it. When I was a kid I didn't have this problem - even if I'd beaten a game a dozen times over, if it was fun enough I'd pop it in the system and do it again. Playing a game you've already finished isn't a "waste of time" - it basically accomplishes just as much as playing something you haven't played before, as long as you still get entertainment out of it. Games are meant to be fun, after all, and trying new ones is a good idea, but I shouldn't be casting old favorites into a "never touch again" box if they can still bring me joy.

Anyway, that preamble is because in 2024 I placed an unusual amount of focus on playing older games, many of which I'd beaten before. This started out as getting 100% completion on games I'd played thoroughly but had never managed to do everything in. This was seen in my reviews last year, where I finally 100%'d a number of games I consider absolute classics, such as the original Sonic games and Banjo-Kazooie. That mindset continues into this year's reviews, with the likes of Super Mario 64 crossed off the list, but then I also spent a lot of time with Vampire Survivors, which I had started in 2023 but didn't finish. However, eventually I even started playing games I'd finished a long time ago, such as Pokemon Snap and Pokemon Trading Card Game. Since it's been over a decade since I've reviewed some of these old games, though, I will be taking another look at them here in this edition of the blog, marking the first time in this blog series I've ever re-reviewed anything. As summer became fall, I started playing more new games (though Banjo-Tooie joined the replay fun after its' surprise NSO release), and you'll see that reflected in the reviews as I start tackling a number of small indie titles as well as a few bigger games I'd never played before this year - but I do still finish the blog off with a review of a game I first played over fifteen years ago. I also end up playing a whole lot of Sonic games here as I became re-invested in the franchise that got me hooked on video games. I tried out both Sonic's newest games and some popular fangames as well as going back and taking care of some older titles I never beat. If you read my January blogpost about my history with the Sonic series and still want to read more words about that darn blue hedgehog, he's all over this blogpost.

I hope you enjoy this especially retro-flavored look at what I've been playing since April 2024!

Monday, January 6, 2025

Sonic's Good Again: The Rise, Fall, and Rise Again of My Relationship With the Sonic the Hedgehog Series

-The Beginning-

You know this story. I've told it before. But here it is, one more time, to set the scene.

It was 1993, and little three-year-old Goops was beginning to form an attachment to video games. I played my mom's Atari 2600 as often as possible, usually playing Space Invaders. One day, the system went dead and refused to turn on again. I was beside myself with grief, and my mom knew what she had to do: get another video game console. She understood the Atari 2600 was old news by the 90s, but since she hadn't kept up with gaming since getting it, she wasn't sure what would be a good system to buy. Originally she considered an NES, but when she asked my older cousin for advice, he directed her away - the NES was old hat, too. The SNES, then? Nah. There was something much cooler on the market. If she wanted the most awesome video game system 1993 had to offer, she needed a Sega Genesis. And so, one morning I woke up to the sight of a new-in-box Model 2 Genesis in the living room and I was enraptured. Later that morning, the system was hooked up and I turned it on for the first time...

My mom has since added some additional information and a correction to this classic tale of how I first got into video games. Firstly, it wasn't a birthday gift like I had misremembered - the Atari did not happen to break down around then, she just wanted to cheer me up with a modern video game console after seeing how upset I was that the Atari had bitten the dust. Hilariously, she also added that when she became a mother, she had actually planned to raise a child without video games, which were at the height of their stereotypical "bad influence/brainrot" stereotyping in the early 90s, and she had bought into that mindset. When I'd found the Atari hanging around the house, though, she'd been willing to let me try it, and when she saw how despondent I was upon its' death, she already knew it was too late and couldn't bear seeing me so sad. Since then, my younger brother and even Mom herself have grown into avid gamers, and we've held the medium in high regard in this household ever since.

But it all comes back to that Genesis, and the pack-in game. Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

Tuesday, April 30, 2024

GB's Game Reviews, 2023-2024 Edition

What a year for gaming it's been for me! I'm used to playing games only in limited fits and starts during the warmer months of the year, as ZFRP ends up consuming a lot of the time I'd otherwise be using to play. However, things were different this time. For the first time in a long time, I found the energy and motivation to keep playing new games continuously throughout Season 13 of RP, and as a result of that (plus other factors like continued trips to Funspot and playing several compilations full of quick new additions to the blog) I played dozens of games this year. In fact, this might be an all-time record for me!

It felt good to get my bad experience with Mechstermination Force out of my system in last year's post, so I will be including a few more reviews in this post of games I played but didn't finish if I have something to say about the experience, positive or otherwise. (Xenoblade fans, I am sorry.) This time the reviews are in roughly the order I played the games, so things kind of hop around at times, but at other times you'll see a bunch of Mario, Sonic, or TMNT games clustered together as I stuck with a franchise for a bit.

With that out of the way, I hope you enjoy the largest GB game review blogpost ever!

Sunday, April 30, 2023

GB's Game Reviews, 2022-2023 Edition

Here we go again! This time I've got two different types of reviews. My usual review style where I go over a game once I've seen the credits will be here as expected, but I also will be including a bunch of what I'm calling Quick Impressions. This review type is for arcade games I played in compilations or at Funspot. I only tried many of these games briefly, and they usually don't have an ending, but I'll still share my thoughts on what I saw, and I'll also have a "Insert Token?" rating, where I decide whether or not I would give up a shiny Funspot token to drop in the machine to play it again - either "No", "Maybe", "Sure", or "Absolutely".

Saturday, April 23, 2022

Another Batch Of Unsolicited Game Opinions

Since my April 2021 video game review blog got such a warm reception, I figured I'd do it again with some of the games I've played in the year since that post went up. Not as many games this time due to the smaller timeframe, but I've got plenty to talk about...

Monday, April 12, 2021

A Flood Of Quickie Game Reviews

It's been a long time since I last posted any opinions of video games I've played on this blog. Funnily enough, I stopped not long before Jumpropeman launched The Game Hoard and became the de facto game reviewer of the community. He does a fantastic job at it and I couldn't compare... but after four years, I've decided to dig through the games I've beaten since the beginning of 2017 and share my thoughts on them. As a caveat, some of these memories are quite old, and I also skipped some games I just don't have much to say about. Let's get right to it.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Chatzy Madness Volume 300: The Best of Chatzy Madness III

Gooper Blooper: I played a puzzle game with some of the worst music ever
SteelKomodo: whut D:
Gooper Blooper: you are not ready for how little this music fits Zoroark
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: oh god
Gooper Blooper: this one is just a normal puzzle game ​but then the cacti started multiplying and things spiraled rapidly out of control
SteelKomodo: ​D:

(Chao vanishes for about 15 minutes)

RubyChao: ok that's
RubyChao: probably enough cactus ring game for now
Gooper Blooper: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: hardcore cactus gaming action

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Gooper Blooper: I found the absolute nadir of the already-poor mario cartoons
RubyChao: oh my
Gooper Blooper: it is called Club Mario, and it was literally just The Super Mario Brothers Super Show, except they took out all the live action parts and replaced them with two totally radical skateboard dudes
Gooper Blooper: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FhHlhovepKw
iKomodo: D:
Gooper Blooper: early_nineties.avi
RubyChao: GRAB YOUR BOARD
RubyChao: hahaha "Although the segments were intended to replace the Mario and Luigi vignettes, DiC destroyed all tapes used for filming Club Mario."
RubyChao: old shame
Seth Rollins Walks In Circles: So Club Mario is lost to the ages
iKomodo: Thank god for that
RubyChao: there's still some results on youtube
RubyChao: I SHALL POST IT HERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE (no i won't)
RubyChao: oh my god this one is about earth day apparently
RubyChao: ariel watches, left shocked
Gooper Blooper: Have I mentioned ariel has the worst allies
Gooper Blooper: because Ariel has the ​worst​ allies
RubyChao: who else was on her list of allies?
Gooper Blooper: I forget but it definitely came up before with something dumb
RubyChao: oh yeah, this
Gooper Blooper: oh yeah, that's right, good work chao
RubyChao: why did i just picture ariel facing off against a bunch of CEOs
RubyChao: "Yeah, well I have allies too!"
RubyChao: pan over to the Campbell Kids and the Club Mario hosts
Gooper Blooper: and the wheelers
RubyChao: "...As I was saying, I can take all of you on by myself!"

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

GB's Vidya 2016: Year In Review

You guys know the drill by now! Every year I give a short review to every video game I beat in the past twelve months, ranking them from least favorite to most favorite as I try to find my favorite video game of the year. Two years ago I played only a handful of games, and last year I played a whole bunch but many of them were small, quick games played more for the blogpost than anything else. This year I focused on "major" games - only nine titles are represented (I have combined two of them into one entry, so there are eight reviews here), but the majority of them were long games I had to sink a lot of hours into. With three Pokemon games, two Ace Attorney games, and another RPG on top of that, I spent a lot of time gaming this year - just not on a lot of different games!

First, lemme just give a shoutout to last year's winner, Robot Arena 2. Just as I was finally tiring of it, I found another mod that completely overhauls the game, introduces a bunch of real-world robot opponents, and basically just breathes new life back into a well-worn game. I still mess around with this game almost daily, if only for a few minutes. Definitely deserved that win last year if I'm still playing the dang thing.

Let's get started.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Chatzy Madness Volume 246: You Are About To Install Raven's Cry

Jumpropeman: im glad to see Hippaul made chatzy madness
ivel: it would have been madness not to include him
Pulsar Ven: ​. . . ​ ​Madness?​
THIS
*IS*
-trips and falls into pit before finishing-

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Jumpropeman: any trust I once held for Cornwind has been utterly destroyed
ConstellationChao: is it because he stole your corn
ConstellationChao: your popped corn
Jumpropeman: I looked up the SNES Lion King game when he said it was better, and it turns out: the SNES and Genesis game are exactly the same
ConstellationChao: GASP
ConstellationChao: how ​could​ he
Harpy: i was about to ask "wait is that serious"
Harpy: and then
Gooper Blooper: I knew that already
Harpy: YES THIS IS VERY SERIOUS
Harpy: :U
Jumpropeman: why didn't you tell me Gooper ; o ;
Gooper Blooper: I assumed he was going into full 16-bit console war mode and was comparing minor technical aspects like the music
Pulsar Ven: Oh, the atrocity. Oh, the inhumanity. Oh, the unadulterated wickedness.
Gooper Blooper: "THIS GAME RUNS BETTER ON THE COLECOVISION THAN THE ATARI 2600"

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Gooper Blooper: I noticed when I looked up Bravely Second on Amazon a minute ago they were offering 20 percent off all new releases
Gooper Blooper: which is pretty crazy if true
Jumpropeman: mhm, that's part of the prime savings
Jumpropeman: that i mentioned
Gooper Blooper: well damn son that's eight bucks off a brand new copy of BS
Gooper Blooper: what can I do with the 18 dollars I'll have left over, hmm...
Gooper Blooper: (I have 50 dollars in amazon gift cards from christmas)
Jumpropeman: I've considered preordering Bravely Second myself too
Harpy: nice
Gooper Blooper: I wasn't going to, I was going to buy on release day, but then I saw the little notification that promises Prime members who preorder will get it on release day
Gooper Blooper: Amazon isn't fucking around here
ConstellationChao: oh
ConstellationChao: oh my
Gooper Blooper: "20 PERCENT OFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOOR ON RELEASE DAY. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, GAMESTOP"

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Draco quits job to play Bravely Second.
Draco: "Boss, I don't have time to 5S. I need to BS."
Pulsar Ven: Draco no! You'll never afford Bravely Third that way!
Draco: "WAIT, LET ME REPHRASE THAT."

Thursday, March 31, 2016

43 Games I Haven't Reviewed Yet

For years, I've been doing mini-reviews of my video games. I started with the "100 Games" project in January 2013, and since then have done a roundup of everything I beat each year. But that means that some games got left out - ones I didn't include on my initial list.

Not getting on the original 100 Games list doesn't mean these games are bad. On the contrary, I rather enjoyed quite a few of them, and some of them probably deserved to make the list. I never claimed to be good at ranking stuff, as fun as it is.

As usual, only games I cared about enough to see to the end get listed here, and everything I haven't already written about is up for grabs. Sifting through my Backloggery turned up 43 entries' worth of games (a few games are combined into one entry). Instead of trying to rank them, I'll cover them alphabetically.

I've also linked a gameplay video for each game. It's a longplay whenever one is available. Looking at how few games DIDN'T have a complete longplay up on YouTube speaks volumes as to how good longplayers are at doing their job.

Monday, March 7, 2016

Chatzy Madness Volume 241: Finding Luigi

GarnetChao: remember when jackal looked like he wasn't a jobber
GarnetChao: what a single plot that was
SteelKomodo: hahaha
GarnetChao: (he actually did fine in that plot where the mob attacked ko, but after that...)
SteelKomodo: (poor guy :< )

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GarnetChao: hey sk
GarnetChao: remember when you were so sure you weren't going to be able to rp in season 5 very much
GarnetChao: kek
SteelKomodo: indeed

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Chaopiece SP: "It is a marvel that the game manages to make 24 levels feel both unique and forgettable."
Chaopiece SP: wait, there were 24
Chaopiece SP: oh god, i thought it was 18
Chaopiece SP: jrm, i'm so sorry ;_;
Gooper Blooper: so does that mean
Gooper Blooper: that JRM played ​22 levels of Bubsy 3D to 100% in one day
Jumpropeman: yuuuup, and I had to give level 2 a once over to unlock 3
Chaopiece SP: ;_;7

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iKomodo: Ok so
iKomodo: ages ago, I said I was gonna do worldbuilding dumps in the AU topic
iKomodo: and I never did
Jumpropeman: is it time for that dump
iKomodo: But now I feel the urge to, since I have suddenly started coming up with squid language
Gooper Blooper: woomy
eggvel: if you feel like taking a dump I won't stop you
iKomodo: Ivel pls

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Jumpropeman: don't google Bubsy fanart
Jumpropeman: for some reason people really like to reimagine him as a sexy female bobcat
Jumpropeman: "sexy", I should say
Gooper Blooper: kek
Gooper Blooper: boobsy
eggvel: I Googled it
eggvel: BI
Jumpropeman: "Bubsy in Claws Encounter of the Furred King"
Jumpropeman: this typo
Jumpropeman: was amazing
Jumpropeman: BUBSY, THE FURRED KING
Gooper Blooper: THE FURRED KING
eggvel: lel
Chaopiece SP: i was about to ask if that was a porno title
Chaopiece SP: considering what you just told us
Gooper Blooper: No, the porno is Boobsy 3DDD
eggvel: Gooplz
Jumpropeman: What could pornssibly go wrong?

Monday, February 29, 2016

Chatzy Madness Volume 240: Bubsy's Back Edition

Draco: Why does this remind me of this chat?

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(Regarding the final boss of Pokemon TCG 2)

GarnetChao: "Okay, you've gotta hear his motive rant.
'Pokemon cards are to be used solely to fight and win! It is under this philosophy that I have founded Team GR! What's the point in collecting cards if they are not useful in battle? They must be used, I say! I have rescued the cards from those pathetic hoarders on your island. I have invented new ways to battle, putting those wasted cards to use! This is the ultimate form of devotion towards Pokemon cards! They are not meant to be stashed away like our foes do to them! Only one with the utmost respect for cards can be the master of them. I will never be defeated by a simpleton who merely collects them! But the time has come! Have a seat, and I shall destroy you in a fiery duel!'
...So it's... the whole game was the old TCG argument of Players Vs Collectors the whole time?!"

Artsifter: So wait, how does this change Goops' explanation of the game-events, Chao? .__. Is the warring country Players, then?
GarnetChao: it still fits
GarnetChao: the warring countries of players and collectors :V

(And, below is the speech the villain gives after you win, which never got posted to Chatzy.)

"What in the... I've lost... How could I have been defeated in a card battle against you... twice? Yet I had insurmountable fun in those duels... How could this be? My heart... it's still beating so fast! I've never had such fun playing the Pokemon card game before! This is the first time I've ever lost playing the Pokemon card game. Do you remember what I said before? 'Cards are only meant to be used.' I thought cards were only useful when they brought power to a deck. Now I see differently... they're all to have fun. Even when collecting! Now matter how you use your Pokemon cards, you must enjoy yourself! You made me realize this during our card battles! Gloria... thank you very much! I give my word that we shall stop stealing cards from innocent people. Pokemon cards ought to be in the hands of people who love them. If I've learned anything from my cards, it's the value of friends. Here, take the insignia of my friendship now!"

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HOLY SHIT: http://youtube.com/watch?v=sPbtlFVV3X0
Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: i heard
Jumpropeman: my calling

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Chatzy Madness Volume 237: This Is A Basket

RubyChao: oh, here's an unfun fact
RubyChao: the creepypasta wiki
RubyChao: is conisidering the banning of all vidya pastas
RubyChao: just a blanket ban
Gooper Blooper: they might as well just ban everything that mentions a copyrighted work
RubyChao: well they already have a ban on "haunted game" pastas
Gooper Blooper: this just means Some Ordinary Gamers will get even better
RubyChao: i think they just need to come out and say "we hate pastas about copyrighted works"
RubyChao: like
RubyChao: be honest :V
Gooper Blooper: Or stop being a wiki and just host the stories you deem "good" instead of pretending any schmoe can post
Gooper Blooper: because that's what a wiki is supposed to be - a site where anyone can contribute, even if they're Cirno Debeste
RubyChao: i think you need to explain Cirno Debeste
Bree: yes
Gooper Blooper: Okay this came up a week or so ago but in more detail
Gooper Blooper: And without really spoiling anything
Gooper Blooper: In Ace Attorney Investigations 2, a major character named Sebastian Debeste appears
Gooper Blooper: he is a 17-year old prosecutor, and in a welcome change from the previous "you're way too young to do this important job" prodigy characters the series is infested with, he actually acts like a 17-year-old would if they were a prosecutor
Gooper Blooper: namely he's a fucking idiot
Gooper Blooper: He mixes up words all the time, forgets about evidence he was talking about five minutes ago, and generally has no idea what country he's in, let alone who the murderer is
Gooper Blooper: BUT he thinks he's a genius
RubyChao: and he has an idiot hair
Gooper Blooper: So I started calling him Cirno
Bree: that's amazing
RubyChao: better yet
RubyChao: there exists fanart of cirno dressed as him
RubyChao: and goopy didn't even know
Bree: please give me some of this fanart right now
Bree: I need it in my life
RubyChao: ok

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Spy-der Dance joined the chat
Spy-der Dance does a synchronized dance with the rest of my spiders


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Jumpropeman: *is invited to a wedding... around July 8th*
Jumpropeman: *sweats*
RubyChao: oh god rip JRM

Monday, February 8, 2016

Chatzy Madness Volume 234: Bubsy Edition

RubyChao: guys
RubyChao: i found insomnia cookies nearby
RubyChao: "nearby" in this case is "twenty blocks away" but THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH

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Etrohus: [8:38:19 PM] Ivelchild: I knew Tony Hawk 5 was bad but
[8:38:21 PM] Ivelchild: "Some players found it crashing so hard they had to log out and create entirely new Xbox accounts"
[8:38:29 PM] Ivelchild: HOW DO YOU FAIL THAT BAD
[8:38:30 PM] HarpyKuro: dear god
[8:38:34 PM] HarpyKuro: what

iKomodo: WHAT
Etrohus: this game needs jesus
Etrohus: [8:39:52 PM] Ivelchild: "The day one update was 7.7 gigabytes. The entire install from the game disc was only 4.6 GB"
Etrohus: YES IT DOES NEED JESUS

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Gooper Blooper: "God f***ing damnit this f***ing match. f*** Undertale and its fans. f*** Mass Effect 3 for not stopping this, and its dumb fanboys for not shutting up about X-stats. Melee should've had this, but now it's down by thousands for no f***ing reason."

(Yes, Undertale continued winning GameFAQs matches)

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Draco: What kind of girl does Hussie like? Chubby librarians who own flying saucers? ;V
Etrohus: i doubt patchy would be much interested in a guy like etrohus
Draco: Too awesome?
Gooper Blooper: patchy's true love is books
Etrohus: ^
Etrohus: he may crush on her but she will be forever unattainable
Etrohus: ​jake marshall, on the other hand
Draco: Jake Marshall totally has a chance with Patchy?
Etrohus: etrohus may have a chance with jake marshall, if jake marshall were relevant in 2017 :U
RubyChao: >​marshall
RubyChao: >​2017
RubyChao: i got some bad news
Etrohus: i did say if
Draco: ​We all know Patchy's One True Love is Gloria with Librarian Glasses.
RubyChao: ​confirmed

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Chatzy Madness Volume 233: Garden Croppa Carrot-Lagann

Gooper Blooper: So uh
Gooper Blooper: went shopping today, as mentioned
Gooper Blooper: I bought a bunch of food, and Goopsbro...
Gooper Blooper: Well, he, uh...
Deletons: Did you buy a skeleton
Jumpropeman: did you get Pikmin cards
Gooper Blooper: ​He bought a Wii U on impulse
Jumpropeman: wow
The Spykertaker: DAMN
Deletons: Oh woah
The Spykertaker: Wait, hold on
Pretty Demon Etrohus: ​looks like i'll have to add him :U
Gooper Blooper: Skeletons are hard to find in late november
The Spykertaker: DAMN
The Spykertaker: Thanks Ron
Deletons: Thats only slightly less good than a skeleton
Jumpropeman: ​just like I did way back :V​
Jumpropeman: 10/10 would impulse buy again
Gooper Blooper: He got the Smash/Splatoon bundle and also bought Mario Maker
iKomodo: Man, goopsbro
iKomodo: that's a hell of a buy
Pretty Demon Etrohus: i'm going to beat him up
Pretty Demon Etrohus: except not really
Pretty Demon Etrohus: PLAY ME IN SMASH, GOOPS

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RubyChao: i saw The Martian today!
Pretty Demon Etrohus: how was it?
RubyChao: it had no biollante and no metal slug martians
RubyChao: 0/10, would not recommend

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Pretty Demon Etrohus: apparently this is a very tense movie about potato salad

Friday, January 1, 2016

GB's Vidya 2015: Year In Review

It's that time again! Every year I make a sequel to my 2012 "100 Games" series by reviewing every single vidya I beat that year. As usual, the only qualification for a game to make the list is that I completed the main objective. Sometimes legit, sometimes I cheese it, whatever - if I saw the end, I put it on the list and talk about it.

After last year's disappointingly short list, I knew I had to step up my gaming. I pulled it off, and this year's list is three times the length of last year's, clocking in at 15 titles. This is, however, still inferior to 2013's 21-strong roster.

Longtime readers will know the drill - I've ranked these games in a rough order from worst to first, but as usual I'm not that great at ranking, although I enjoy doing it - I can usually figure out the worst game and the best game pretty quickly, or at least make tiers, but ordering within a tier is not easy and can often change on a whim. Suffice it to say I consider everything I beat this year save the bottom-ranked game to be at least decent, and the bottom game was at least not offensively bad!

The crop this year is even more old and obscure than usual - 13 of the 15 games are over a decade old, and many of them are over two decades old. I hope to include some more mainstream titles next time, but I do prefer talking about games people don't know about, since you can only write "super mario 64 was a good game" so many times before people stop caring, y'know? Anyway, on with the show.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 223: I Am A Bitchin' Horse

RubyChao: gonna finish my book
RubyChao: bbs
Gooper Blooper: *chao comes back in two minutes* "that was a good book"
RubyChao: back
RubyChao: i was like two chapters from the end
Gooper Blooper: Exactly, a minute per chapter

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SteelKomodo: hahaha Anthony
SteelKomodo: I like this guy
SteelKomodo: "Oh, I'm clearly in over my head... YOLO!"
Jumpropeman: he ain't much, but he ain't gonna stand by and let people be dicks!

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Jumpropeman: "[color=GWAHAHA]"
Jumpropeman: I'm really bad at typing my color names sometimes
Gooper Blooper: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: I've had a similar situation where Celestia's "medium purple" and Rex Maximilion's "medium blue" somehow turn into just "medium"

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Jumpropeman: I remember a time when I was the guy who barely went on plots
Gooper Blooper: you're a mover and shaker these days, frand
Gooper Blooper: Deckplot was the turning point IMO
Jumpropeman: I think I went on more plots in the last two weeks then I did all of 2011 :V
Jumpropeman: for some reason I thought it was a smart idea to go from "only dayplots" to "year long megaplot with tons of events"
Jumpropeman: it worked :V
SteelKomodo: :U
RubyChao: kek

Monday, December 29, 2014

GB's Vidya 2014: Year in Review

Ouch. I didn't beat too many games this year. Nonetheless, I'm doing my yearly wrapup, ranking, and review!

I only finished five games all year, and two of them were disqualified for reasons you'll soon see. However, I beat two other games very late last year - so late that they missed the last writeup - so they are being added to this year's list, bringing me back to five games. Without further ado, here's the games I beat this year and my opinions on them!

Honorable Mentions: Pokemon Emerald and Crystal
Systems: Game Boy Advance and Game Boy Color
Developer: Game Freak
Publisher: Nintendo
Genre: RPG
Date Beaten: April 18 and April 22, 2014

Why are they honorable mentions? Because I can't really count them - I technically never beat Pokemon Emerald or Crystal until this year, but I had already beaten the near-identical Ruby, Sapphire, and Gold versions. I generally consider all of those near-identical "versions" to be the same game, so Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald together are all "Pokemon GBA Hoenn" while Gold, Silver, and Crystal are all "Pokemon GBC Johto". Remakes like FireRed and LeafGreen are separate, however, so Omega Ruby will have its time at bat next year.

My Crystal run was a pure nostalgia run, although the ability to speed up play with the emulator made grinding bearable. The highlight of the run was finding a shiny Skarmory and adding it to the team. Later in summer I returned to Crystal and beat Kanto, capping things off with a nice fight against Red.

The Emerald run was... unconventional, thanks to the game being wrung through Pokemon Randomizer. You can get all the details about the upside-down world Ariel was thrust into here.