M Sheep: Butt cookies everywhere!
M Sheep: ....
M Sheep: Well, there's something I thought I'd never type
Gooper Blooper: they go straight to your butt
Cornwind Evil: Simple Butt Fun
---
Jumpropeman: the end raid on the society is going to be one amazing clusterfuck of awesomeness I bet
Harpy: if it isn't, then we cannot call ourselves kobbers
SteelKomodo: you expected anything less, JRM?
Jumpropeman: it will be like an anime where everyone reveals their super secret hidden techniques
Jumpropeman: and Krillin will be on the sidelines gasping the whole battle
---
Jumpropeman: so I was catching up on last year's RP some more
Jumpropeman: and I had a misread that made my eyes bog out
SteelKomodo: oooh boy
Jumpropeman: Raw asks "...Pit, how old are you again? And what have you done in life besides work for Sintendo? And besides Daisy, how many girls have you dated?"
Jumpropeman: Pit says "Twenty-five. Don't listen to Dirk when he says forty, he's lying. As usual." he's talking about age, but I thought he was talking about girlfriends
Jumpropeman: I thought Pit was a pimp, and Dirk was playing up his bro's lady count
Gooper Blooper: haha
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: man, how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that
Harpy: you have to be dirk
Harpy: you have to be so high, you become 2012 Dirk
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Harpy: and my FFT team will be completely girl orientated, with carlos and xavier and shawn being the only three guys aside from Alex
Gooper Blooper: My team was full of women too, Celadon City Old Guy would have loved it
Gooper Blooper: "This party is great! It's full of women!"
SteelKomodo: pffffft
Jumpropeman: Don't you mean "It's full of strong trainers!"
SteelKomodo: :getoutfrog:
Jumpropeman: but my sensibilities D: As an American I cannot tolerate old lecherous men and gambling in my pokemon
Gooper Blooper: "I'm a ramblin' gamin' dude!"
Gooper Blooper: game freak pls
Jumpropeman: Gamer Mark wants to battle! He's a gamer, not a gambler!
Jumpropeman: Gamer Mark send out Purple Jynx
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, this old guy with the dice is actually just playing D and D
---
Jumpropeman: I don't like this mirror in my dorm. It's right across from my bed so when I eat pizza shirtless in it I see how much of a slob I am
M Sheep: WHY IS THERE AN IMAGE OF A SHIRTLESS SLENDER MAN ON THE FORUM?!
M Sheep: WHY?????
Cornwind Evil: The solution is, wear a shirt
Cornwind Evil: ....wow, that was a very fortuitous in timing post
Jumpropeman: that's actually a picture of me, I dropped my pizza and got angry in that pic
M Sheep writhes on the ground
Gooper Blooper: that's not blood, it's sauce
Cornwind Evil: You should see a doctor about that tentacle problem JRM
Gooper Blooper: I'd just like to take the time to say how amazing it is that M Sheep - M SHEEP - can't handle Slenderman and here I am just going "yep, that's shirtless slendy all right"
Jumpropeman: They help with my Gezora cosplay though
---
Gooper Blooper: A plan is forming for my final plot of the year
Harpy: i'm curious
Jumpropeman: if it isn't a final fantasy villain I will be disappointed
Gooper Blooper: you know me too well
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Harpy: look on laptop
Harpy: "where's my FFT?"
Harpy: realize you're not emulating it at all and its on your vita, you idiot
Harpy: megaderp
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Harpy: jesus
Harpy: please don't mess with Sarah's family
Harpy: she will beat you with the next best thing to a hammer: a freaking pole
Jumpropeman: Jesus would never mess with Sarah's family
Harpy: haha
Gooper Blooper: Anyone who messes with Sarah's family is either really ignorant, really cocky, or incredibly dumb
Harpy: or the society
Gooper Blooper: That's "cocky"
Harpy: welp
Gooper Blooper: They still seem pretty sure the kobbers can't hang
Jumpropeman: we are the cocky ones. We think we can defeat anything because of who we are
Jumpropeman: Kobbers, you are the Society
Jumpropeman: Cornwind's twist: ruined
Harpy: but then
Harpy: who was phone?
Gooper Blooper: Raw was phone
Harpy: well that's a raw deal
Gooper Blooper: *rimshot*
Harpy: *keels over and dies*
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Jumpropeman: here's an interesting challenge
Jumpropeman: draw and color in the original 151 Pokemon, but you must do it by memory with no erasing. You may have a list of their names only
Gooper Blooper: Oh man, when I was 10 I would have made some hilarity with that challenge
Gooper Blooper: I once did a drawing of Chansey that left out her hair things and tail
Gooper Blooper: It was just Kirby holding an egg
Jumpropeman: when I first saw Chansey's glorious tail in the 3D games, I was floored. I thought it was just a round egg holding ball
Gooper Blooper: When all I saw of the RSE Pokemon was their sprites I messed up my interpretation of Nosepass
Gooper Blooper: He had one foot up in his sprite and there was a black circle on the bottom of his foot
Gooper Blooper: I thought he was a single giant head, his arms were his ears, the lifted leg was a blowing mouth and the other leg was a neck
Gooper Blooper: Pokemon Colosseum fixed that misinterpretation right up
Jumpropeman: hold on
Jumpropeman: i need to go look this up
Jumpropeman: its adorable!
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Jumpropeman: "A few years ago in Germany, some parents organized to make a garbage bin for people to toss out their violent video games in response to a school shooting. This is the bin. They considered it a success"
Gooper Blooper: >a Game Boy game
Gooper Blooper: YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT'S HAPPENING
Jumpropeman: BUT THE TEXT SAID THERE WAS BLOOD
Gooper Blooper: HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD
Jumpropeman: Oh god, that is the perfect setup for a bad creepypasta
RubyChao: i'm sure there are game boy creepypastas
RubyChao: besides just pokemon at least
Jumpropeman: I knew that would summon you back chao
Gooper Blooper: "One day, I was walking down a sidewalk when I noticed this game lying in front of me, it said "Super Mario Land 5"."
Gooper Blooper: Well I guess if I can find an Atari at the side of the road, people can find Game Boy games on the sidewalk
Jumpropeman: "One day, I read a creepypasta, and I used the barebones elements to write my own"
Gooper Blooper: I'LL MAKE MY OWN CREEPYPASTA
Gooper Blooper: WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS AND HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD
Harpy: what
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Harpy: "Mom, what are you doing as a chemist"
Harpy: "Oh, I'm just... cosplaying, seeing how Josephine lives her day to day life. Haha!"
Harpy: *Celestia nervously stares at requirements for becoming a Black Mage*
Gooper Blooper: She'll have to be even more exotic if she wants that dancer job
Harpy: she dabbles in everything
Harpy: she has the bravery for dancing, too
Gooper Blooper: I made Sarah a dancer for a while in my file
Gooper Blooper: dancing sarah is adorable
Harpy: sarah got the dance moves from mom
Gooper Blooper: As in, still a white mage but with the dancer skills as secondary
Jumpropeman: *Spin in place, arm raise, spin in place again, arm raise again*
Gooper Blooper: top dance
Harpy: i want to see gloria dancing
Harpy: also now you guys are making me want to listen to the FFT soundtrack
Gooper Blooper: Sarah dances The Mario, she's ready
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Harpy: idea: ZFRP yearbook
Harpy: to remember all of the chars in ZFRP and their most memorable quotes
Harpy: Dirk's entry only has one word under it
Harpy: "BUTTS"
SteelKomodo: This is canon now
SteelKomodo: You win a gold star :D
Harpy: hahaha
SteelKomodo pins gold star to Harpy
Harpy: then i can imagine Pit taking Dirk's yearbook and drawing a butt on his brother's face
SteelKomodo: ...XD
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Harpy: i shall be nonexistant on friday, because i will melt into a puddle after classes
Gooper Blooper: Harpuddle
SteelKomodo: aw D:
Harpy: i read that as harpoodle
Harpy: we don't need poodles with wings
---
Cornwind Evil: SK, call this coin flip
SteelKomodo: a coin flip? Sonic- I mean, Tails!
Cornwind Evil flipped a coin. The coin showed: Tails
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
Gooper Blooper: I always called Tails for that reason too, SK
Cornwind Evil: .....okay then. I was rolling to see who got my vote for the Fite
Cornwind Evil: Heaven and Hell got to go first because SK won the coin toss
Gooper Blooper: At least there are no Jaxxes this time
Cornwind Evil: And.....uh......
Cornwind Evil: Um.....
Cornwind Evil: Help
---
Gooper Blooper: *activism intensifies*
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Gooper Blooper: The scent of cookies attracts the attention of the wild Sarahkin
Gooper Blooper: Crikey, she's a beaut
SteelKomodo: =D
SteelKomodo: i mean XD
SteelKomodo: X=D
Gooper Blooper: Unlike most Pokemon, who are easier to catch if you throw rocks and harder to catch if you throw bait, the wild Sarahkin will become easier to catch if fed, but if a rock is thrown at it the Sarahkin will likely kick your ass
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Or you can do what I always do, which is just throw Safari Balls every turn over and over
SteelKomodo: ^ pretty much what I do
---
Harpy: s'more cheesecake
Gooper Blooper: unleash your inner sarah with Harpy's Food Porn
---
Harpy: i'm not an insomniac but i stay up later than i should
Harpy: i want
Gooper Blooper: for those times you awaken at 1 AM and require cookies
---
The Deleter: After successfully publishing SOTS to critical and financial acclaim, Kerberos decided that success wasn't for them and therefore they'd rip up everything that worked well in SOTS 1 and rehash it into an entirely different style of game. They added multiple layers of complexity to SOTS 1's simple and refined Total War-style gameplay, a baffling fleet deployment system, an interface crafted in Hades, and various measures like colossally high costs for prototyping and maintenance with the express intention of making the game crawl along at a snail's pace. It's tantamount to marketing Hearts of Iron as the sequel to Civilisation 5, although this is unfair to Hearts of Iron.
The Deleter: Thus begins the lp for sword of the stars 2
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The Deleter: Flowers make everything bettOH GOD WASPS
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Jumpropeman: sabotage got owned
SteelKomodo: Indeed he did
Gooper Blooper: you could say he got
Gooper Blooper: sabotaged
SteelKomodo: YEEEEEEAAAAAH
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SteelKomodo: "Pacster (later known as Pac-Man) is a young Pac-Worlder with a belief for ghosts and a big appetite. He has been orphaned since he was young and lives in his dormitory. He has two best friends: Spiral and Cylindria, who support him all the way. One day, Pac got lost in the school's maze and accidentally finds himself in an unknown ruin. His stumble inadvertently opens a gate to the Netherworld, where ghosts now haunt and terrorize Pac-World. Along with this, an evil mastermind known as Betrayus has appeared and vowed to dominate Pac-World after being banished for years. The series follow Pac and his friends as they embark on an adventure and heroism as they bust ghosts and stop Betrayus from conquering Pac-World."
RedSpy: why is Pac Man in high school
Jumpropeman: people make fun of Sonic, but Pac-Man has done so much worse
---
Harpy: ...
Harpy: a knight named samantha breaks carlos's clothing
Harpy: GODDAMN IT SAMMY
---
RubyChao: Bootlegs
Cornwind Evil: God bootlegs are weird
The Deleter: that
The Deleter: wow
The Deleter: the weirdest teamup
SteelKomodo: it really is
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Harpy: hey goops
Harpy: guess what happened in FFT last night
Gooper Blooper: The Samantha thing?
SteelKomodo: #Lewd
Harpy: yep
Harpy: i was unable to recruit her and instead recruited someone named Florence
Harpy: and now that is Sammy's official middle name
Gooper Blooper: "oh wow is it hot in here or just me? #yolo #lewd #awwyeah"
Harpy: because making characters from scratch sucks balls
Harpy: "I feel...violated."
Gooper Blooper: Samantha tweeting in the middle of battle
Gooper Blooper: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" "It's okay dude it's a turn-based game"
---
Gooper Blooper: Santos and Ariel getting bodied the most from The Society is funny in a dark way
---
Jumpropeman: REJECT TRIES TO HACK THE FILE
Jumpropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
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Jumpropeman: so yeah, . is just Cornwind
Gooper Blooper: Really?
Harpy: figures xD
Cornwind Evil: What? What about me?
Harpy: ITS A SECRET TO EVERYONE
Cornwind Evil: CURSES. MY EVIL PLOT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
Cornwind Evil: TO SAY RANDOM THINGS TO CONFUSE PEOPLE WHEN I'M REALLY TIRED
Jumpropeman: YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT TOO
Jumpropeman: BUT YOU DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR ME AND MY ONE EYED DOG
Cornwind Evil: IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING JUMPROPEMANS
Cornwind Evil: Seriously, I didn't think there was an easy way to check IP's and that no one would bother
Cornwind Evil: So I just amused myself occasionally
Jumpropeman: It was a fun little mystery to solve
Gooper Blooper: AND IF YOU SCRAMBLE THE LETTERS OF EACH OF DOT'S PHRASES
Gooper Blooper: YOU UNCOVER PLATINUM BLONDE'S FAVORITE VIDEO GAME
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Draco: I suppose this is as good a time as any to reveal that I have actually been RPing my own Sarahkin.
RubyChao: :O
Jumpropeman: XD
Jumpropeman: fantastic
Cornwind Evil: That is somehow more horrifying than Draco in a wig
Harpy: AHAHAHHAHA
Gooper Blooper: draco pls
Harpy: ahahaha
Jumpropeman: its his revenge for Fite Week
RubyChao: Drarah
Harpy: oh god my sides
---
RubyChao: Cornwind.gif
Draco: Directed by M. Night Shamalan
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Jumpropeman: if i stay still enough
Jumpropeman: draco wont realize im still here
---
M Sheep: I had a dream that involved Jman a while back
Jumpropeman: :O
Jumpropeman: what was I doing in your dream realm, Sir Sheepy?
M Sheep: Jman, you had taken over as Funimation's head of marketing or the guy the aquired rights to titles, or something
Gooper Blooper: You removed his legs
Jumpropeman: oh man, Jumpropeanime
M Sheep: And I was in a stoe with my dad, pointing out all these titles you were responsible for getting over into in English
M Sheep: most hilarously
SteelKomodo: that'd be awesome if JRM ever did that
SteelKomodo: :3
M Sheep: was that you'd spearheaded the project that brought us a second season of that old Donkey Kong cartoon
RubyChao: oh god
RedSpy: Ah so I influenced Sheep's dreams too *SHOT*
RedSpy: I must keep posting Konkey Dong and infect all of your dreams
Jumpropeman: If I do ever ascend to CEO of Funimation, it shall be my first decree
Gooper Blooper: I believe there actually WERE two seasons
Gooper Blooper: so it would be a third
SteelKomodo: Yeah, there was already a season 2
Jumpropeman: I will look really stupid asking for a second season when we already have one
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RedSpy: guys help
RedSpy: i can't stop clicking alpacas
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Jumpropeman: a while back I mentioned I always thought Carlos had a mustache, and now I remember why. The janitor from Pokemon was the appearance I first attributed to Carlos, just younger and mexican
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RubyChao: nobody suspects a thing
Jumprope Gundam: Octodad Origins
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Harpy: oh god
Harpy: my friend and I got addicted to cookie clicker
Harpy: or he got me into cookie clicker along with his friends
Harpy: fuck life, this is addicting
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: everyone i know is falling to the cookies
Harpy: i... i have 700 million + cookies
Harpy: and i think sarah is buying them all
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: how else can I get all those upgrades
Harpy: fucking Sarah buys them like its going out of style
Harpy: josephine secretly calls the entire family to stage an intervention
Harpy: but no use: they have fallen for the cookie craze as well
SteelKomodo: nuuuuuuu
RubyChao: a horror story starring josephine as everyone she knows and loves falls prey to the cookies
Harpy: ...
Harpy: I'd read that
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: ...I would to, mebbe
SteelKomodo: if there was enough Dirksephene
Harpy: EVEN DIRK HAS FALLEN TO THE COOKIES (buttcookies)
RubyChao: pffft
Harpy: Celestia please stop baking so many of these
---
SteelKomodo: "Carl, where are you going?" "Drunken Gryphon. Great food, fresh air and lots of people trapped in a confined space." "...Caaaaaaaaaaarl!"
---
Harpy: 24 trillion cookies
RubyChao: cookiepocalypse
Harpy: i went full sarah, i'm so sorry
SteelKomodo: D:
Gooper Blooper: Sarah.cookie
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Gooper Blooper: Eating, so I'll be quiet
Gooper Blooper: But I'm here
Draco: Eating what, Goops? EATING WHAT?
The Deleter: sandviches
Draco: (Soylent Pink is Mantis! You're eating MANTIS!)
SteelKomodo: nah, it'll be Dalohkos Bar
SteelKomodo: (no idea how you spell that)
Gooper Blooper: well somebody had to help get rid of the 24 trillion cookies produced by Harpy Bakery Ltd
SteelKomodo: sarah.png.jpg.wmv.mp3.painis
---
Jumprope Gundam: next year Harpy will RP Ramza and get in a relationship with a female white mage RPed by Gooper
Harpy: pffft
SteelKomodo: Or... They do it the other way around!
Gooper Blooper: genius
Harpy: i'd cry
SteelKomodo: Goops RP's Ramza, Harpy RP's a white mage
SteelKomodo: full circle!
Harpy: fuck that, i RP a black mage
Harpy: .../whitemage
Harpy: i love multiclassing
Jumprope Gundam: the new sarahkin Bertha gets a boyfriend
Gooper Blooper: I had a black mage that also knew white magic in my run through FFT
Gooper Blooper: Her name was Elizabeth
Harpy: I'll rp her
---
Gooper Blooper: Final Fantasy and Mega Man are constantly locked in combat to be the most-represented video game series in ZFRP
Jumprope Gundam: poor Castle Crashers. This was almost your year
Gooper Blooper: They had a great early summer
---
Harpy: last night my friend ivelchild showed me the abominations he made in WWE All-Stars
Harpy: but apparently one of them's body glitched out
Harpy: so he was nothing more than a head, hands, and part of his leg
Harpy: there was no torso
---
SteelKomodo: how goes the funding for Mighty No. 9?
Gooper Blooper: Lemme check
Gooper Blooper: Over two thirds there
SteelKomodo: Yiss they gonna do it
Gooper Blooper: 648,196/900,000
Gooper Blooper: Considering they have until October 1
SteelKomodo: people throwing money at it so hard
Harpy: they're gonna go over
Gooper Blooper: It's not "can they do it" but "do they fill all the stretch goals"
Harpy: trust me
RedSpy: Stretchiest stretch goal is 2.5 mil
SteelKomodo: They'll make all their stretch goals, I know it
Harpy: oh they'll get it
Gooper Blooper: suck it down capcom
Harpy: YOU CANNOT STOP THE MEGAMAN FAN ARMY
M Sheep: People throwing money so hard at it, Capcom getting whiplash
RedSpy: So that'd be 4 times the donation
RedSpy: (We only need 1.2 mil for it to be a full 8 Robot Masters)
SteelKomodo: I want them to succeed, it'll be a great punch in the face for Capcom, who can't really do anything about it, and it'll also give MM fans something awesome
Harpy: i swear
Harpy: i want someone to have dinner with Infasune
SteelKomodo: And Capcom will be like "oh damn" and try to make a new mega man game but it won't be as good
Harpy: dude, without the original creator, they're shit out of luck
SteelKomodo: and they'll have egg on their faces for ages.
Harpy: they got this
/rolldie 21: one person paid for the dinner
Saberwulf: Capcom should stick to making Dragon's Dogma
Saberwulf: Dragon's Dogma good as hell
Harpy: ...they did?
SteelKomodo: ...holy shit they did?
/rolldie 21: 8 left of 9 it says
Harpy: OH MY GOD
Saberwulf: Yep
Harpy: I LOVE THEM
RedSpy: DINNER
Harpy: I HOPE THEY HAVE A NICE DINNER DATE
RedSpy changed name to King Harkinian
Gooper Blooper: A Meggerman-loving millionaire wants dinner with Inafune
SteelKomodo: YESSSS
SteelKomodo: GOOD FOR THEM
/rolldie 21: *Inafune paid for the dinner with himself, just wants some alone time*
Harpy: ahahaha
Harpy: ha
Harpy: that'd be funny and sad at the same time
Harpy: i mean damn he looks fine for his age
Harpy: and i said that, yes I did
Gooper Blooper: harpy crushin on inafune
Gooper Blooper: wants to buy the dinner but has no money
Harpy: how can you not love a guy who made your favorite games and looks fine
King Harkinian: Scrooge McMega
Saberwulf: You know who's a game developer who looks really good for his age
Harpy: i am nowhere near a millionaire
Saberwulf: Kojima
Saberwulf: Dude's in his fucking 50's
Harpy: unless someone gives me a million dollars just for that
/rolldie 21: lets all pool our money together
Saberwulf: Looks like he's 20
Harpy: picture please
Harpy: as the only girl in this chat, i must judge
/rolldie 21: perhaps, combined, we can reach 20 dollars!
Harpy: i could get the 20 dollar thing no problem
Saberwulf: 50 years old
Harpy: i just want to save it
Harpy: HOLY DICKS HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S 21 OR SOMETHING
King Harkinian: Fuckin' hell, Kojima
Harpy: what black magic is he using to look 30 years younger than he really is
M Sheep: It's why Kojima keeps making Metal Gear games
Saberwulf: I mean Kojima's not exactly the kind of guy I'm into, but fucking hell he hasn't aged a day in years
M Sheep: Deal with the devil for eternal youth
Harpy: he's stealing Snake's youth D:
Saberwulf: Nanomachines are real
Harpy: i'm scared
---
Harpy: *looks at cookie clicker*
Harpy: 40 trillion cookies ya'll
Gooper Blooper: Sarah is losing her shit
M Sheep: Good lord
Gooper Blooper: Josephine's having a breakdown
Gooper Blooper: "MOM STOP MAKING COOKIES" "It's out of my hands now, sweetie."
M Sheep: "and baked good will cover the the earth"
---
/rolldie 21: hey Ridley, how does it feel to be the most effective villain in a while?
RubyChao: "It would feel better if I wasn't being mangled right now"
SteelKomodo: Read that in the Slowbeef voice
SteelKomodo: amazing
---
RubyChao: poot
Cornwind Evil: Anytime someone says 'Poot', I think they farted.
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/rolldie 21: so, I tried to google a picture saying "good plot', but all I got were pictures of anime boobs
/rolldie 21: so
/rolldie 21: your plot was anime boobs Chao
King Harkinian changed name to (_Y_)
Harpy: wow
(_Y_) changed name to |_Y_)
|_Y_) changed name to |_)_)
/rolldie 21: im sorry
/rolldie 21: im so sorry for what i unleashed
|_)_): IT'S ME CHAO. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG CHAO
RubyChao: what have we unleashed
RubyChao: ...Ricardo?
---
|_)_): Horizon is pretty much a walking nuke anyway
Gooper Blooper: If Horizon is a nuke, what's Anubis
/rolldie 21: two nukes
RubyChao: the supernuke
RubyChao: it's like a nuke, but super
---
RubyChao: one time when i was young i built this robot guy out of legos, and pretended it was the bad guy
RubyChao: naturally, i gave it the incredibly original name "Giant Robot of Terror"
RubyChao: and that is all :V
Saberwulf: Pff
Gooper Blooper: 10/10
Saberwulf: Here's a random fact that yours reminded me of: Most of my writing characters are based off of characters I came up with playing with Lego and action figures as a kid
RubyChao: excellent
Saberwulf: Artemis is still almost a carbon copy of a toy I had as a kid of Snake Eyes from Sigma Six G.I Joe
Saberwulf: Jaxx is based off a Lego minifigure I named Zeek because I was like 7 and thought Zoids was cool
Saberwulf: (Zoids is still cool)
Gooper Blooper: Sarah is the end result of a decade of various white mage OCs I've fiddled with here and there
RubyChao: For a second I thought you said Zoids and I was about to talk about Zoids
RubyChao: General Cleft is an OC of mine who's like a go-to one
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Harpy: ....2 turn blizzaga
Harpy: 519 damage to one enemy
Harpy: celestia slow down
Gooper Blooper: Celestia can't slow down
Gooper Blooper: She's being powered by millions of cookies
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|_)_): City of Beasts Wheeler would be a two-headed hydra who sold out the forest he swore to protect to Dr Mechanico
|_)_): . . . Okay no I'm not thinking about Cityteen
Gooper Blooper: scavenge the flesh
Gooper Blooper: strip the bone
|_)_): STAHP D:
|_)_): I'd rather think about Osh's fucking terminator face than ruin 17
Saberwulf: Spooky Scary Wilybots
Saberwulf: If you crack off Zeph's face it's a skull but with apologetic eyebrows drawn on
RubyChao: THE DESTRUCTION NEVER ENDS
RubyChao: or in zeph's case, the apologies
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|_)_): For some reason I had the idea of an AVGN creepypasta
|_)_): In which he reviews Boo! Haunted House!
RubyChao: THERE IS AN AVGN CREEPYPASTA
RubyChao: (not a good one)
Gooper Blooper: "For some reason, instead of talking about changing the TV to Channel 3, he instead said to change it to channel 666."
|_)_): ^ Yes, that's a line
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Gooper Blooper: I'm going to bed. Night guys
|_)_): See ya Del!
|_)_): *Goops
RubyChao: >Del
RubyChao: no one let him live this down
/rolldie 21: Spy can no longer tell us apart
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Harpy: oh god
Harpy: i saw that dancers could learn how to fly
Gooper Blooper: flying celestia
Harpy: in today's news, there was a flying black mage spotted in manhattan
Harpy: witnesses say that she may or may not have a nice patoot
Gooper Blooper: butts
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