RedSpy: Rap Rat
SteelKomodo: NO D:
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Gooper Blooper: >2008 was five years ago
Gooper Blooper: oh god
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Harpy: suddenly Carla
Harpy: you don't get between her and her ice cream
Gooper Blooper: I had predicted Carla's favorite treats would be frozen stuff
Gooper Blooper: It seems I was correct
Harpy: she's an ice mage, what do you expect? :U
Gooper Blooper: BUT HOW MANY BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF okay
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Jumpropeman: I keep promising myself I won't
Jumpropeman: but every time I make a pizza I start singing the Mona Pizza song
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SteelKomodo: Stan the Man
SteelKomodo: Stan of Steel
SteelKomodo: um
SteelKomodo: BatStan?
Gooper Blooper: he's the motherfucking batstan
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: With ice cream in his bowl he's a Bad Stan
SteelKomodo: Spider-Stan, AquaStan, Iron Stan... holy hell, it's like Josephine all over again!
Gooper Blooper: AfghaniStan
TheDeleter: Stanpocalypse
TheDeleter: Stan party
Harpy: Standea
SteelKomodo: Slender Stan
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M Sheep: "Okay, so I've got this cool idea for a character h-"
M Sheep: "Is he old?"
M Sheep: "..Darnit."
RedSpy: "Is he a robot?" ". . . Damn"
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RedSpy: I swear
RedSpy: If Sheep and Wulf ever co-write
Saberwulf: oh god
SteelKomodo: DDDDDDDDD:
TheDeleter: i'd be terrified
Harpy: i want to read that now.
Harpy: :U
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SteelKomodo: so how goes it?
Gooper Blooper: Excellent! Tried to run Beat Hazard Ultra and it runs smooth as
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Can run seizure shooters, can't handle Happy Wheels
Gooper Blooper: my computer, everybody
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SteelKomodo: also del says Throwsephine
Gooper Blooper: What about Throwsephine
SteelKomodo: he just says Throwsephine, not sure why he wanted me to tell you that
Gooper Blooper: Speaking of Throwsephine, allow me to share with you
Gooper Blooper: THE ORIGIN OF THROWSEPHINE
SteelKomodo: aw yiss
Gooper Blooper: Now, in Final Fantasy Tactics, the Chemist has a special ability
Gooper Blooper: They are capable of throwing items to characters that are multiple squares away - usually, you can only use an item on yourself or someone next to you
Gooper Blooper: A Japanese artist thought too hard about this
SteelKomodo: ouch D:
SteelKomodo: Throwsephine is deadly
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Gooper Blooper: We've managed to avoid tapogres joining the new forum!
Cornwind Evil: Instead, they're just always watching us
Cornwind Evil: Like Gaben
Cornwind Evil: OH GOD
Cornwind Evil: GABEN IS A TAPOGRE
Cornwind Evil: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
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Draco: I went to the county fair yesterday. There was a stand selling "Bacon Beer"
Draco: It was bacon in root beer. I think I died a little inside and not just from my arteries hardening.
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
GB Hazard: sarah.png
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SteelKomodo: Depending on how this ends, I have some Slenderplot lined up.
SteelKomodo: It may or may not happen tomorrow, as I'm off to see Monsters University in the afternoon.
Draco gets out his press hat and notepad.
Draco: Headline: Steel Komodo neglects victims of terror to address foreign university students.
SteelKomodo: So when we get back, I'll see what I can d- D:
SteelKomodo: LIES AND SLANDER D:<
SteelKomodo: CURSE YOU TABLOIDS
GB Hazard: I see Scoop Chao, International PMing Reporter of History, has competition
Cornwind Evil paints Draco yellow.
Draco: Headline: Steel Komodo assaults venerable member of the press, swears an oath to crush freedom of the press.
SteelKomodo: D:
Cornwind Evil paints Draco even MORE yellow.
GB Hazard: paint the town yellow
Draco: Headline: Cornwind Evil paints town yell...DAMMIT.
SteelKomodo: I just wanted to see a film
RubyChao: Headline: Freedom of press suppressed, investigative reporter slandered as "yellow journalist"
SteelKomodo: and then maybe challenge M Sheep's horror throne
SteelKomodo: somehow
Draco: I've been scooped by Goops!
RubyChao: Headline: Steel Komodo blows off responsibilities for leisure, declares intention for "Reign of Terror"
GB Hazard: the goop scoop
RubyChao: IS THIS THE MAN YOU WANT IN OFFICE
RubyChao: NO
Draco: Scgoop
RubyChao: VOTE CHAO TODAY
GB Hazard: General Cleft 2016
Cornwind Evil makes a movie, 'Citizen Draco'.
Draco: Headline: RubyChao supports a healthy right to public knowledge, clear frontrunner for next mayor of Zoofights City.
GB Hazard: Young Man Yells At Chatzy
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Cornwind Evil: This is why I will never write pornography
Cornwind Evil: This is what will happen
GB Hazard: enormous butts
Draco: XD
Cornwind Evil: This is what would happen if Dirk commissioned me
GB Hazard: honeypants.jpg
SteelKomodo: XD
GB Hazard: JRM posted!
SteelKomodo: Alternatively, Ricardo's ass spell demands book rights
SteelKomodo: ...okay, fine: Buttsephine.
SteelKomodo: there, happy now? I made the joke :P
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SteelKomodo: bbl, lightning
TheDeleter: bbs lightning
Gooper Blooper: THUNDERSTORMS
SteelKomodo joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: he's aliiiiiive
Saberwulf: yaaaay
SteelKomodo: Back on iPad
SteelKomodo: Turns out it was a bit of a damp squib
Gooper Blooper: I wish I could describe things as being a damp squib
Saberwulf: ^
Gooper Blooper: Sometimes you british folk have all the luck
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SteelKomodo: Yeah, Manufactured Newborn is kind of being pasted
SteelKomodo: no wonder Slendy never invited him to parties
SteelKomodo: honestly what a wimp
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Cornwind Evil: William and Kate had their baby. This is front page news for some reason
The Deleter: Because *brain hemorrhage*
RedSpy: Its actually a metroid
RedSpy: The government is now at the whims of THE BABY
SteelKomodo: THE BABY
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Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice
Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Money for children in Africa? Ha ha haaaaaa"
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Gooper Blooper: rip red
Cornwind Evil: THIS ISN'T OVER
Cornwind Evil: JUST YOU WAIT
Cornwind Evil: RED WILL BE VGCW CHAMPION FOR TWICE AS LONG
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Gooper Blooper: ...Omochao in RP would be Clippy but worse
Gooper Blooper: I imagine him breaking the fourth wall
Gooper Blooper: "TO ROLL A TRACTOR, OPEN RANDOM.ORG IN ANOTHER WINDOW AND TYPE IN THE INTEGERS ONE AND TWENTY-ONE!"
RubyChao: omochao MEETS clippy
Gooper Blooper: it looks like you're incredibly irritating
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Cornwind Evil: How durable in canon is Utsuho?
Gooper Blooper: Looks like she's virtually immune to fire and heat-based attacks but other than that she's not exactly a stone wall
Harpy: ^
Jumpropeman: good thing I didn't have Aevar use his chest cone fire to kill Utsuho in the brawl like I originally intended
Gooper Blooper: bahahahaha
Jumpropeman: it would have been Gamera Drowning 2
Gooper Blooper: The Gamera Factor
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Jumpropeman: I was at Goodwill today
Jumpropeman: and I was looking at the books
Jumpropeman: you would not believe how many copies of Mitt Romney's book No Apology were on those shelves
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WhisperwindDryad joined the chat
WhisperwindDryad: Insurgent, not a bit nervous
WhisperwindDryad: got a bit further to go
WhisperwindDryad: planet's dyin' Josephine
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Gooper Blooper: hey spy
Gooper Blooper: I have decided what book Gloria is going to assign Oceanus
RedSpy: Ooh, what is it?
Gooper Blooper: Oceanus will be writing an in-depth analysis, looking for meanings and interpretations, concerning... this
Cornwind Evil: ...ya shoulda taken Moby Dick, Oceanus
Cornwind Evil: Ya shoulda taken Moby Dick
RedSpy: D:
The Deleter: Noooooooooo
M Sheep: TURNING AND TURNING IN THE WIDENING GYRE
M Sheep headspin
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Cornwind Evil: Last night I was perusing back through the oldest Chatzy Madnesses because there hasn't been a new one for a bit
Cornwind Evil: And you know what was the subject of jokes back in the earliest ones? The concept of Dirk hitting on Josephine.
The Deleter: It was fated
SteelKomodo: mmhm
SteelKomodo: the internet itself demanded to see it
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Harpy: oh yeah, CW, Goops, somehow I dreamed about you two
Harpy: even though I have no idea what you guys look like
SteelKomodo: D:
Cornwind Evil: Oh dear
Harpy: we went to the zoo for some reason
The Deleter: You have a problem harpy
Harpy: then later I started complaining about the society
Harpy: YES I DO
Harpy: D:
Gooper Blooper: I love zoos but I hardly ever get to go-hahahahaha
SteelKomodo: pfffft
Harpy: I tend to dream whenever I have something sweet before bed
Harpy: i guess that means Sarah must dream all the time :U
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Gooper Blooper: [insert comparison between website you dislike and justin bieber]
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Cornwind Evil: Okay...TIME FOR MORE LYALL LESSONS
Gooper Blooper: what mind-scarring depression shall Glacius see next?! SPIN THE WHEEL MAKE A DEAL
Jumpropeman: Lyall proceeds to tell the story of the Ugly Barnacle
Gooper Blooper: The Ugly Therian
SteelKomodo: EVERYONE DIED
SteelKomodo: "...that didn't cheer me up at all."
Gooper Blooper: "It wasn't supposed to."
SteelKomodo: "D:"
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Jumpropeman: Platinum Blonde is the Jaxx of this Fite Week
Gooper Blooper: Does that mean Ariel's skeleton will pop out of her forehead
Jumpropeman: don't give me ideas Goops
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SteelKomodo: sometimes with your plots I have no idea where to go because you speak like the Riddler half the time
Cornwind Evil: Fate's Wide Wheel
SteelKomodo: ...you are the riddler aren't you D:
Cornwind Evil: CURSES, EXPOSED
SteelKomodo changed name to Batman
Batman: Back to Arkham with you!
Cornwind Evil: NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TO FIGHTING BAT-I KNEW IT
Batman punches Riddler.
Cornwind Evil changed name to The Riddler
The Riddler: When...is a raven...like a writing desk...
Batman: When I say it is. Because I'm Batman.
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Jumpropeman: We are the only piece of fiction where the cops aren't corrupt
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RedSpy: Come round 3, Oceanus and the spider will get a beautiful double-kill
RedSpy: Gloria will think she wins the fight . . . until Poseidon accidentally lands on her
RedSpy: Record is now 1-1-1
Harpy: ha
Gooper Blooper: And then the Phantom Train lands on Poseidon, and the train is then defeated by Zephyrus' air-dropped Cake Made Out Of Cakes Made Out Of Cakes, a fifteen-ton pastry
RedSpy: So even when he's not part of RP, Zeph wins
Harpy: nooo
RedSpy: Do I look like Vince McMahon xD
Gooper Blooper: Zeph Cena
Gooper Blooper: IT'S NOT OVER
Gooper Blooper: SARAH WILL EAT ALL 15 TONS
RedSpy: Zeph Wins Lol
RedSpy: Then Alex will wink at Sarah, causing her to swoon and faint
RedSpy: Alex wins
RedSpy: Manality
Gooper Blooper: oh god D:
RedSpy: So who beats Alex?
Harpy: his own self-esteem
Harpy: read: himself
RedSpy: So Negalex wins
RedSpy: . . . Fuckin' hell Negalex sounds like a Pokemon
Gooper Blooper: ALEX'S IDIOT HAIR
Harpy: Idiot hair was phone all along.
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Erebus joined the chat
Jumpropeman: yo erebus
RedSpy: Eyo Bus
Erebus: Hey hey
Gooper Blooper: evenin bus
Harpy: so how does it feel to have one of your chars defeated by a merry go round
Gooper Blooper: that was... wow
Gooper Blooper: how the mighty have fallen
Cornwind Evil: TECHNICALLY it was a Tilt A Whirl
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Jumpropeman: ఇది చివరిలో ఒక పులి ఉంది
Harpy: oh god what is up with that text
Jumpropeman: Telugu
Jumpropeman: I actually speak some of it :P
RedSpy: ^ఒ^
Jumpropeman: they gave me a scholarship for being the only white guy taking the class
Harpy: nice
M Sheep: Are you a wizard?
Jumpropeman: I also got an award for being a white guy taking Telugu, but they must have thought I was female since it says "in recognition of her excellent performance"
Gooper Blooper: They'd had nothing but female Telugu students for decades
Gooper Blooper: they'd never thought they'd have to change the award template
Jumpropeman: My mustache and beard must have looked quite feminine
M Sheep: WELP.
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