Chatzy Madness Volume 72: The Ariel Awards

Harpy: i mean, if tallish could make a drink out of a fallen god, i'm pretty sure glacius can make hash browns

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Slowwind Compevil: Rock somehow speaks French, Ulrika, and Sam-mese at the same time
Slowwind Compevil: SK takes three hours to make a one paragraph post
Harpy: it breaks Hypotenuse
SteelKomodo: XD

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Saberwulf: I think David and Erebus' first real interaction was Erebus holding him by the throat like a bag of groceries
The Deleter joined the chat
Harpy: snrk
Harpy: ...laughter summons del, good to know
Saberwulf: And then David gave him eleventy billion dollars
The Deleter: it was at this point that erebus got distracted by jonesys HOT ASS...

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Gooper Blooper: AND NOW, JONESY'S FIRST LINE
Gooper Blooper: "Howdy."
The Deleter: and thus a legend was born

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RedSpy: Ghetsis
The Deleter: ghetsis is the draven of pokemon
The Deleter: draveeeeeeeeen

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RedSpy: So tell me when Ariel and Sammy are done so I can drop crabs on them

Chatzy Madness Volume 71: Hyper Realistic Fox Painting

Slowwind Compevil joined the chat
SteelKomodo: oh hey CW
Slowwind Compevil: Argh SK. Every time I hear that I think of The Room
Slowwind Compevil: And I expect you to ask about my sex life

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Gooper Blooper: Poor Bazza
Gooper Blooper: He was watching another WWE pay-per-view last night
Gooper Blooper: You can tell on his twitter when it all went to shit
Gooper Blooper: Ten minutes left in the show:
Gooper Blooper: "FUCKING YES!!!!!"
Gooper Blooper: Five minutes later
Gooper Blooper: "FUCK THIS COMPANY!!!!"
SteelKomodo: D:

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M Sheep: Can I have...what's his face....BRIAR! Join this
M Sheep: he's so boring I forgot what his name was a for minute there

Anyone Remember Pogs?

I found a bag of pogs at a yard sale for a quarter yesterday. I never collected pogs as a kid but they were everywhere in the early 90s so I think I must have had a few floating around.

In any case, I bought the bag because I love dumb cheap retro stuff. Let's meet the pogs.

The pogs can be divided into a number of different sets, some more obvious than others. Shown above is the biggest set and the only one with an obvious name: Cyberdudes. Cyberdudes is a bunch of pogs with demented mid-90s-style artwork revolving around a bunch of computer puns. There are some obvious ones like Floppy Drive and Mega Byte, but others aren't even really puns, like Terminally Nuts. My favorite is Outdated System, considering these pogs (excuse me, sorry, they're branded on the back as 'Silly Slammers') were made in 1994. It's like watching that one song in The Brave Little Toaster where all the 80s kitsch appliances sing to the main characters about how obsolete they are.

Pog Count: 18 (including 1 duplicate)

Chatzy Madness Volume 70: Courage the Cowardly White Mage

Chatsephine joined the chat
Chatsephine: <3
Chatsephine left the chat

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Saberwulf: Going to Comic-Con has a 95% chance of happening
Saberwulf: I am very excited because of this
Saberwulf: You can see the excitement pouring from my text
The Deleter: it is palpable
The Deleter: also nice one, hope you have a good time and if you don't then punch an anime and make up for it
SteelKomodo: ey wulf, have a good time!
Saberwulf: Seriously though, excited as fuck. My friend just has to make sure her parents are okay with it and then we're totally good. Though she's adamant on paying for her ticket and bus fare and I'm just like you son of a bitch I'm gonna buy you something that costs like $200 to fuck with you
Saberwulf: ANGRILY GENEROUS
SteelKomodo: aw yiss
The Deleter: revengenerous
Saberwulf: The kindest Raiden
SteelKomodo: XD

Chatzy Madness Volume 69: Free Bags of Children

Harpy: anyway, i'm kind of scared of that whole giant group at Facility H, so I'm trying to find a more pacifistic way of handling it
Harpy: finally, Carlos does something else
Gooper Blooper: Don't worry Harpy
Gooper Blooper: I'm raising the stakes appropriately
Gooper Blooper: If they bring an army, so do we
Harpy: then I imagining Ariel lifting giant steaks
SteelKomodo: ...eeeek
Gooper Blooper: MIGHTY ARIEL
Gooper Blooper: Can Ariel lift a steak so big even Josephine cannot eat it
Harpy: Alex might be able to help a bit with that
Harpy: the army I mean, not the steak
Gooper Blooper: what, not both?

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Cornwind Evil: It's time for more 'Weird Dreams With Cornwind'
SteelKomodo: oh boy D:
Cornwind Evil: In MMO's, you are given quests to do stuff
SteelKomodo: of course
Cornwind Evil: So I dreamed that real life had something where every year we were given quests
Cornwind Evil: And last year (in the dream) I did some quests for some weirdo I will call Mr. Centipede. That was not actually his name but it is what I will call him.
Harpy: if we were given quests every year, I would clearly do quests for Sir Pantsalot
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, the idea is since its a new year the quest givers will have new reQuests
Cornwind Evil: It is a world of quests
SteelKomodo: queeeeests
Cornwind Evil: But not The World Of Quest
SteelKomodo: Poor Quest :P
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, Mr. Centipede wants the EXACT SAME THINGS as last year
Cornwind Evil: Which I think was some apples and a bag of potatoes
SteelKomodo: ...what a jerk D:<
Cornwind Evil: Anyway it's one of those weird dreams where you alternate between observing/directing events and being in them
SteelKomodo: i've had those
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, once I get the things I go inside Mr. Centipede's house
Cornwind Evil: And basically it's a nightmare Wonderland
Cornwind Evil: And its weird.
Cornwind Evil: The thing that comes into my head is 'Jesus Christ I'm going to die.'
Cornwind Evil: Not in a 'Mr. Centipede is dangerous and wishes me harm' sense
Cornwind Evil: But in a 'Dear god I am doing favors for an alien or otherdimensional being who is trying to pretend to be human to blend in and getting WAY TOO MANY THINGS OFF AND WRONG' way
Cornwind Evil: 'And he is going to shoot me because he doesn't understand how things work or something'
Cornwind Evil: That's the part I really remember. That Mr. Centipede wasn't just incredibly weird, but something pretending to be human
SteelKomodo: eek D:
Cornwind Evil: It's probably from me interacting with M Sheep a lot
Cornwind Evil: He's fond of those sorts of things
SteelKomodo: I was gonna say this sounds very much like something Sheep would come up with :P
Cornwind Evil: This has been more 'Weird Dreams With Cornwind'
SteelKomodo: indeed it has
Harpy: welp

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Harpy: holy shit that is a tiny elf
SteelKomodo: IT IS SO TINY

Chatzy Madness Volume 68: Did He Just Shit Out Savings

Spy OMac: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mqs2ogpvaa1sxudx7o1_1375235729_cover.jpg
Gooper Blooper: I remember that. I think that's Sonic Heroes' manual
SteelKomodo: yes, it is
Gooper Blooper: eggman the feminist
Harpy: that sounds
Harpy: odd to see in the same sentence together
Harpy: does that mean he does activist work while he's busy not trying to take over the world?
Harpy: or does he want to take over the world so that women can finally have equal rights?
Gooper Blooper: hahaha, the VGCW wiki found the image and is using it to say that Eggman supports the WVGCW
Spy OMac: Eggman founded the Society
Gooper Blooper: The Practice breaks up because Wily's a chauvinist with only one female robot master
Spy OMac: And that was a DLN anyway

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Harpy: [1:10:38 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: I need to somehow get a sound to play on my phone when it's done charging so I could edit said sound to change it to Medic saying "Fully charged!"
Gooper Blooper: HAHAHAHAHA
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: i hope he gets the cracklin uber sound with it
Gooper Blooper: phone lights up a bright blue
M Sheep: You get a phone call, and it just screams 'Medic! MEDIC!' over and over
M Sheep: and over
M Sheep: again
Harpy: [1:15:06 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: it could be Scout saying "Need a Dispenser here" with the sound of a frying pan constantly playing
[1:15:12 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: that would be the worse

Chatzy Madness Volume 67: Taylor Swift Chat

SteelKomodo: I thought CW would be asleep
SteelKomodo: but he's posting XD
GB Hazard: Cornwind never sleeps
GB Hazard: he's always watching
SteelKomodo: ...is he
SteelKomodo: GABEN?
GB Hazard: No way
GB Hazard: Cornwind would never have booked Red to fight Ganon
SteelKomodo: XD
GB Hazard: Instead it would be "You're fighting a main eventer! A current champion! One of the most beloved VGCW characters ever!"
GB Hazard: Red comes out
GB Hazard: TOO BAD, WALUIIIIGI TIME
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFT

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SteelKomodo: hmm, what to give...
SteelKomodo: what do I give to one of the Sarahkin, who can be said to have almost everything D:
Harpy: a book
RedSpy: Give her a tribble
Harpy: we are not reliving that, Spy
GB Hazard: spy pls
SteelKomodo: NO spy
SteelKomodo: go back into that corner

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RedSpy: Now we need Oceanus and Construct 8 to strike up a friendship, die in a fite, and get rebuilt as Construct O

Chatzy Madness Volume 66: A Sugary End

Saberwulf: Jaxx is like a retarded dog in a field of rabbits

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Saberwulf: Since Ardea doesn't have technology, I thought of substituting a TV or radio to inform people of goings on with a traveling bard band that sings the news very loudly at people in the bar
Harpy: that'd be perfect
Harpy: I was thinking more of crystal balls but sometimes they tell the future going on instead of present
TheDeleter: i love it
Saberwulf: "Oooohhh the Society has come... *bring!* to burn down the town! *bring!* and now the forces of good, *bring* have assembled *bring bring!* to take them down! *Buuding!*
Gooper Blooper: medieval barbershop quartet
Saberwulf: Like that
TheDeleter: it's also historically accurate which appeals to my stunted sense of versimilitude
Gooper Blooper: "craaaabCraaaabCRAAAA​ABCRAAAAB THERE'S SOME WEIRD CRABS OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE-​UH
Harpy: oh god now I want to see a medieval barbershop quartet
Gooper Blooper: *waving, cane and hat holding*
Gooper Blooper: *jazzhands*

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M Sheep: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Pit from Purnima's well meaning nature?!

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Cornwind Evil: A great line from the Pacific Rim tie in prequel comic
Cornwind Evil: "I've never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will kill it."

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TheDeleter: i am looking up on a lot of baby facts for conrad
TheDeleter: my internet history is getting weird

Chatzy Madness Volume 65: Boob Yer Mates

Gooper Blooper: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kid Icarus Uprising and Final Fantasy Tactics. The story should use saving the environment as a plot device!

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Gooper Blooper: I wish I had more reaction pictures for Ariel
Gooper Blooper: Dammit, Japanese artists I don't know, draw more archers
Gooper Blooper: So I can crop your work and use it on message boards

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RedSpy: I've made so many Gaben jokes
RedSpy: I can't even say wait anymore
RedSpy: It always comes out as worth the weight

Chatzy Madness Volume 64: The Ugly Therian

RedSpy: Want to know who this season's real big bad is?
RedSpy: Rap Rat
SteelKomodo: NO D:

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Gooper Blooper: >​2008 was five years ago
Gooper Blooper: oh god

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Harpy: suddenly Carla
Harpy: you don't get between her and her ice cream
Gooper Blooper: I had predicted Carla's favorite treats would be frozen stuff
Gooper Blooper: It seems I was correct
Harpy: she's an ice mage, what do you expect? :U
Gooper Blooper: BUT HOW MANY BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF BUCKETS
TheDeleter: MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF okay

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Jumpropeman: I keep promising myself I won't
Jumpropeman: but every time I make a pizza I start singing the Mona Pizza song

Chatzy Madness Volume 63: Carla in the Bank

SteelKomodo: did you plan for CW to enter or somethin? Because I was going to, then I caught up with Chatzy and wasn't sure
RubyChao: oh well i didn't really plan for anyone in particular to enter to enter, but he apparently wants to
RubyChao: but i mean if you want to challenge that's a-ok in my book
SteelKomodo: I'll think about it
Harpy: rock paper scissors CW for it
Harpy: "i want my chars killed" "NO I WANNA GET MY CHARS KILLED"
SteelKomodo: XD

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SteelKomodo: so I decided to download the old forums and unzip them
SteelKomodo: ahahahahaha it'll take forever
Gooper Blooper: Yes it will
Gooper Blooper: 8 GB of madness
SteelKomodo: I WANT TO GET OFF MR. GOOPS WILD UNPACKING D:

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Gooper Blooper: ZF forums will live forever
Gooper Blooper: in our hard drives
Gooper Blooper: In addition, I also have them saved on a USB stick as well as on my hard drive and in the Dropbox cloud. I'M READY FOR ANYTHING
SteelKomodo: Dangerously Mad-Prepared

Chatzy Madness Volume 62: Team Sarah Squad

Harpy: I love me some dragons and I love me some cats
Harpy: a dragon with a catlike personality wins my heart over

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Gooper Blooper: Fun Fact: Sarah's gimmick used to be doing the CSI Miami YEEEEEAAAHHHHHHH
Gooper Blooper: the wonders of early RP
Harpy: with no sarah, who will take her place
Waa: MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE - It makes people sad
Cornwind Evil: Yeah, I remember when people pulled up early posts
Cornwind Evil: And I was the only one whose character hadn't changed drastically
Cornwind Evil: Dunno if that's a good or bad thing
Gooper Blooper: Sine is Sine, now and forever

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M Sheep: WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL!
Waa: Some of these are pretty ominous, like Your Money or your Life and Hang the Guilty Man
Cornwind Evil: Bluejay's yelling at the crowd to shut up so she can hear the voice.
Gooper Blooper: The least ominous is probably the worst of all
Gooper Blooper: Guess Your Weight is fucking terrifying
Gooper Blooper: if you're josephine
SteelKomodo: XD
Waa: Your weight is 6-! 6-! 6-! t̴͋͛ͫ̑ͧ̌҉͎̳̣͎̰̳͕͕͍hͨ̉̃̃͑​̵͙̤̟̘̦̗̼͗̓͑ͣͦ̊̒͐ͤ̀͝e̒̎ͯͦ​̧̢̞͓̝̰͉̺̥̘͖̖̈ͧͦ͜͢ͅ ̷̛̠̋̐̓͋̐̀̃̈ͥ̅̂͋ͬͮ͌̄̓ͫ͒̀͜​͈̬͎̱dͯ̿ͫ̂̌̔҉̡̨̛̻͚̰ę͌̿͋́​̵҉̥̲͔̗̲̘͔̭͕̥̭̘̖̳̹̟̕ͅͅmͧ͑​̴̵̹̣̜͕͑͛ͬ̅̓̍̈́̈͐̎̆͐̂͋ͩͣ͜͟​͕̼͚̲̣͎̻͉͇̪̜̼͙͇̝o̸ͯͦͩ͗̄ͨ͜​̻̭͙̘̥͉͚̙̤͜n̅̌ͨͮ̂̌͑ͫ̽̓̐̈ͥ​̷̛̦͈̳͚̮͖͚̰͇̤ͬ̂͛͂̾̽s̆̄ͦ͆ͯ​ͫ͌̑͌ͫ̃͑ͬ̑̋ͯ̂͘҉̩̰̦͚͖͇̜̗ ̘̗̞͕͙̦̯̦̤̦͉͔͔̦͍̃̋̎̔ͪ͆̀s͐​̧̾ͣ͑̎̀̕҉̵͔̳̜̳̼̳͕̗̣̯͖̪̲̙̭​̬̟o̶͑ͩ͐҉͉͕͈͓̹̘̞͙̲̖̯͙̦̦͘ͅ​͓͈ų̶̸̡̹̺̪̯̘̙͉̖̘̝͗ͮ̿͋ͨ͞ͅ​l̛ͤͬ͆̇͌̈̌ͣ̀́ͥ͛ͭ̀̚͏̵͍̫̞͡ͅ​̗̰͖͈̠̜̭͙̪s̵͕̰̔̍ͪ̑ͬ̅͗ͨ̇ͦ͠​̗̮̬̖ ̸̛͚̗̠̩͈̪͎̟͗ͤ͊ͧ̊̃͌́́̂͑ͧͅͅ​͙̳͙̗͇s̵̵̨̨͎̩̮̍͑̾̍̎͒̔̃ͯ͊̕​̞̝̝̝͇̠̮͕͉lͤ͒ͯ̓̾̏ͮͫ͑ͥ̈́͑̐̎​̻͈͔͖͓̲̘̯̦͌̀ͥ̃̀́͝͡ẽ͐͑͌ͤͫ​̷̸̡̖̗̱͕͎̼̯͔̒͗̂ͭ͌̚͢͝p̀̆̃͂​̷̨̡̬̞͚̮̣͈̞̥ͨ́̌̍͊tͨͪ́̊̋͊̚​̵̨̺͔̬̳͚̯̩̝̱̗̫͓͖̻̤͓̯̲́ͬ͝͝​̤ ̸̇̆̉̽͐̂̔̔͘҉̨̞̮̯̞̝̞͓̦̹̞̜͟​̝w̵̡̧̻̩͔̞̭͚̬͈͉̟̥̰̿ͥ̌ͩ̀̚͝​̠͇̳̺̙ǐͫ͆̒͆̂ͬ͗̄̐҉͏̵̺̬̪͙̦​͈͔̻̟͍̪̣͍ͅtͣ̈́ͤ̉̽ͬ̔ͬͤͩ͂͌͂͑​̸̡̡̢̼͔̝͙̗͔̞̓̂̒̅́͜h͂͗̉ͮ̓̚​̧̓̓̋ͦͨ̉ͫ͏̖̗͇̣̟ ̧͓̲͇̞͍̣̲̃̂̇̓̕͠y̌̊ͮ̄͆̋́̓̂​̩̮͎͉̫̙̮̞̟͙̯̠̭͖͓̳̃ͯ̄̿̑͢͞͝​̗̭ơ̧̧̥̺͖̹̤͚͕̹͓̥̅ͬͣͦ̅̀͑͢​͚̥̠͔͙̺̦ű̡̥̮̳̖̳̰̙̪̞̔̒ͦ͟͠​͔͚͓͔̩ͅr̷̷̦̯̭̥̫̦͗ͯ̊̄ͧ̈́ͩͦ̅​̦̻͓̣̼͇ ̴̣̖̻͖̻̬̰͖͈̱̞̬̅̇̉̐̾͌̓ͯ̍̚ͅ​̥̙̥m̜̯̩͎̙͍̪̻͊ͬ̓̀ͪͤ̐̒̍ͦͦͯ̏̅͂̀ͨͬ͝͠oͩ̈̒̉̏̍̿ͬͮ͋͂͒̽̌̚​̷͈̣̻̣͍̬̩̭ͯͩ̾̄̀̀̕t́͌͊̈́̅̽͗​̨̧̨̲̤̘̹̪̠͖̦̭̱̋ͭ̃ͭ͂̒͡ͅhͥͨ​̢̛̘̠̫͎̹̅̐ͥ͌̌̽ͤͪ̎ͭͦͧ̏̚̕͘͞​̱͕͔͇͖̺̙̹ẽ̴̢̃̇͗ͨ̆ͮ̎̾̐ͬ́́​̙͕̱͉̣̝̲̰̖̬r͊̅ͬ͊ͪ̓ͨͭ͐͗̄̒̂​̷̕҉̛͔͙͉̼͡
SteelKomodo: D:

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Cornwind Evil: I read stuff like Koontz and Martin with their lavish descriptions and mine's sort of like "There is a forest. Some of the trees are pines."
Harpy: NOT ENOUGH MAPLE TREES THERE CW
Harpy: RAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cornwind Evil hides behind Widow Maker.
Cornwind Evil holds up Baby Widow Maker as a shield.
Cornwind Evil is a terrible person.

Chatzy Madness Volume 61: Ask Me About The Baby

Waa: Because many students are logging in to get their AP scores right now, our system is experiencing delays and we're unable to display your scores. Please try again later today.
Waa: Waluigi hates this
Gooper Blooper: their servers can't handle all dem F5s

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Gooper Blooper: Didja read the brawl yet
Saberwulf: I did
Saberwulf: Man, Chet got offed by the pig

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Gooper Blooper: Aevar is loading, please wait. Estimated time remaining 5 days, 3 hours
Gooper Blooper: (buffering...)
Erebus: Yeah, pretty much. All that armor, dead muscles and sinew, and ANGRY RED EYES takes awhile to regrow.
Gooper Blooper: It takes a whole day just to bring back the angry
Gooper Blooper: so much angry
Erebus: That and the arrogance might be a whole three-day weekend, alone!

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Waa: I am having way too much fun making fictional crabs

Chatzy Madness Volume 60 - Big Bar Brawl 3 Edition

Gooper Blooper: RP Villain 2013: Cancer
Gooper Blooper: and then the kobbers cure cancer
RedSpy: No, Goops, that's just silly
RedSpy: They micro-size and beat the shit out of it
Saberwulf: Cigarettes and graphite neutron monitor for all

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Cornwind Evil: If the story doesn't organically give us a final boss, I'll have one set up
Cornwind Evil: If it does, they can be dismissed as errors
SteelKomodo: I'm trying to set up Slendy as final boss
Cornwind Evil: The final boss for 2013: Del the Mod
SteelKomodo: but not very well, I must admit
TheDeleter: Can't really do much cos phone sucks
TheDeleter: YOU WILL NEVER WI
TheDeleter: N
Cornwind Evil: Considering I don't have the system
Cornwind Evil: Yes, I will never Wii
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: You will never go to Wisconsin
TheDeleter: bonus boss for 2013 - Captain Bones
Cornwind Evil: Or maybe I should see a doctor
Cornwind Evil: That's not normal
TheDeleter: CAN YE SOLVE HIS PUZZLES
SteelKomodo: YER DEAD
Gooper Blooper: when do we fight timezonius
Gooper Blooper: Besides every day

Chatzy Madness Volume 59: The Sense of Right Alliance

TheDeleter: what kind of roleplayer decides NOT to go full throttle?

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TheDeleter: ~lover~
SteelKomodo: http://i.imgur.com/gpsJ0.png
RedSpy: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gooper Blooper: *Josephine sputters and flails, Widow Maker laughs*
Gooper Blooper: BEST COUPLE~~~~
TheDeleter: best couple 2013
RedSpy: But is it Jonesybus?
TheDeleter: nothing can surpass the lofty heights of jonesybus
TheDeleter: all aboard the jonesybus, destination AWESOME
Gooper Blooper: b-but saralex
TheDeleter: >:I
Erebus: Can't hear you over the sound of BEATING DOWN EVIL
TheDeleter: and lo did conrad grow up with the knowledge to kick yon buttock

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M Sheep: At a bit of a loss as to what to do with the Pyrokinetic Speedster with a big fat ZERO in athletics
Gooper Blooper: He's really fast, he just breaks his legs every time he moves
Gooper Blooper: It's like Cancerfrog from ZF1