Rejected Characters Depot VII

What do we want? REJECTS! When do we want them? NEVER!

Leilani
Origin: Indivisible
Intended Seasons: 7, 8
Every setting change brings with it a lot of brainstorming. We tend to see rosters shift more when we switch settings than we do during the halfway mark (the offseason held in between the two years of a setting). I tend to keep my eyes open for anything vaguely related to the theme of the upcoming setting and file it away, if only mentally sometimes, for later. That's how people like Leilani wind up in my reject pile.

Due to not knowing anything about Indivisible, I was only going to use Leilani as a base and make an OC using her design as their appearance. I chose Leilani because she was cute, looked appropriate for the setting, and had a unique-looking weapon. Ultimately, nothing materialized for a character like this, and so here she is now.

A Gross of Bootleg Pokemon Figures

If you've spent any time looking for Pokemon stuff on eBay, you've seen them. Bootlegs. Shipped out of Hong Kong in most cases, cheap bootleg stuff is copious on eBay, and Pokemon in particular is a VERY popular target. It doesn't help that Tomy charges frankly ridiculous amounts for their little officially licensed figurines. Of course there'd be a market for cheap bootlegs when a legit two-inch figure costs upwards of eight bucks to acquire! Naturally, these figures are smaller, poorly painted, often off-model, and made of cheaper materials, but that's the tradeoff you make when dealing with bootlegs.

For too long I've wanted to get my hands on some of these beautiful disasters. At long last, I have. They were being sold in 24-count bags for the pittance of $1.60. That meant each individual figure was a mere 6.66 cents. Ominous, but I can't deny the bargain! So I bought six bags.

A full gross of Pokemon figures for under ten dollars. Was it worth it? Let's find out.

Chatzy Madness Volume 299: And Here Is His Photograph

Marina Best Octo: "Piggy Tyro oinks at Priscilla, for he has no concept of love and an eternal desire to pick hopeless fights."
Marina Best Octo: put this on my gravestone

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ivel: Gino has carrier ferrets

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Jumpropeman: had some popeyes again today. I had shared some of mine from last time and my family seems a fan, and the fried chicken was better this time so I'm a bit more okay with them now
Jumpropeman: the mind control serum just needs a few doses to take effect
Jumpropeman: BUY POPEYES CHICKEN BUY POPEYES CHICKEN BUY POPEYES CHICKEN

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Hjorkbnr: The initial plan, if there weren't changes, was also to visit JRM Tuesday for hugs-and-noogies.
RubyChao: but you'll miss DA DON OF UNTIMELY DEATH have fun!
Hjorkbnr: NO!
CANCEL EVERYTHING, JRM
I'VE WAITED YEARS TO MEET DA DON OF UNTIMELY DEATH

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Me joined the chat
MobileDrac: Hi Me.
Me: Hi
SteelKomodo: hi
Me: I promise to always be me.
PiantaChao: hi lysias
Me: I'm not Lysias, i'm me.

Chatzy Madness Volume 298: Lemme Smash: The Novelization

Jumpropeman: you know what i want
Jumpropeman: I want
Jumpropeman: a giant
Jumpropeman: Spheal plush
Jumpropeman: like, basically life-size
Jumpropeman: that would be the best

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Draco: "And then Clownpiece wrestled a bear, but she was getting beat up and cried for help. But, much like a battle in Alola, nobody came."
Gooper Blooper: dammit Yogi, leave Clownpiece alone
Draco: "I'm more spiteful than the average bear!"

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Jumpropeman: today is Amazon Prime Day
Jumpropeman: well, tomorrow is also part of it
Jumpropeman: probably only gonna be garbage again but hey, maybe not for once!
ivel: nah, not all of it is actually
ivel: I was looking at some earlier
ivel: they have Tekken 7 tomorrow for instance
ivel: and Dragon Quest Heroes 2
Gooper Blooper: link
Beautiful Car: D:
Gooper Blooper: but yeah I might take a peek :V
Draco: Woo. Amazon Prime Day. When nothing anyone wants is on sale.
Gooper Blooper: I'm sure there's great deals on, like, Amazon tablets and junk *tries imitating JRM*
Gooper Blooper: but if you already have one, doesn't matter if the deals are good
ivel: *shrug*
ivel: I mean I guess a couple things like I mentioned doesn't make up for all the other junk
ivel: just trying to say there is good stuff
Jumpropeman: that's a good jrm impression
Jumpropeman: say incidentally and naturally some more and you can just take my place
Jumpropeman: and I can just dig down into this pile of video games and rest for 40 years

Chatzy Madness Volume 297: Big Bar Brawl 7 Edition

Beatles, Brah: I've said it before and I'll say it again, laddyo. =u I make a point to learn what things I hate before I decide I hate 'em.
Big Cooler: if goops ever prattles on about serial killers, i officially declare my RP life to be over
Mixing Sheep: ^
Mixing Sheep: er, the first one
Big Cooler: that was just bad timing, sheep
Big Cooler: you can't just quit anyway, we need to know why the fuck the sheep trashed Alex's apartment
Gooper Blooper: Harpy we already know why the sheep did that
Big Cooler: we do?
Big Cooler: because I don't!
Gooper Blooper: it was because THERE IS A WOLF IN THE FOLD
Big Cooler: I DON'T GET IT BUT HA
Gooper Blooper: (that was the message we were given at the end of that plot)
Mixing Sheep: Freakin' Gooper Bloopers
Mixing Sheep: rememberin' yer plots

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Mixing Sheep: So, how about that small town sports team?
Mixing Sheep: I hear they're having some real trouble with that other small town sports team
Big Cooler: well they just traded their star players away
FloridaChao: WELL MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TROUBLE IF THEY WEREN'T SHIT
Big Cooler: Chao
DMG: holy shit
Big Cooler: are you channeling your inner Duer
Mixing Sheep: YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU SONNUVA SUBMARINER

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Mixing Sheep: >He turns to leave, but as he's walking away, a hawk swoops down to grab his fish. He doesn't let go, and is carried away to who knows where.
Mixing Sheep: It's hard being Daikon

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BACK IN: yeah i'm back into league
BACK IN: may god help me

Chatzy Madness Volume 296: I'm A Cuckster

F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: Little do you suspect that Kap is Tony Kapponi, a wereform of the tiny lizard lady from when she was bitten by an enthusiastic island surfer.
Jumpropeman: Ven, you're undoing all my hard work D:

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Jumpropeman: "Beach Cookout: I HOPE WE DON'T FIGHT VERA, PLEASE DON'T LET US FIGHT VERA
Beach Cookout: I WANT TO LOVE VERA"
Jumpropeman: I'm loving Vera
Jumpropeman: because she's so ruthless
Jumpropeman: can't survive on a diet of goofball bad guys alone
GermanChao: were the big five goofballs? :V
Jumpropeman: the penguin love was very serious
Jumpropeman: I've already explained to you mister, but I meant more the villain where the piss isn't taken out of them or they get silly at times. Even Chaos has done jokes
GermanChao: that's true
Blast Chiller: i know she's ruthless for a reason and i like her for that too but maaan
Blast Chiller: i like cool ladies
Jumpropeman: we have a significant lack of cool ladies in rp
Jumpropeman: you'll have to look elsewhere im afraid
GermanChao: i think we can afford at least one evil cool lady :V
Blast Chiller: YOU DID THIS LAST YEAR TOO
Blast Chiller: I CRY
GermanChao: no, that was an evil cute lady!
GermanChao: very different

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Bree: hey DMG, since you are in the military and all, do you know anything about guns?
DMG: I know an awful lot about the M16
DMG: that's about it
Bree: alas
El Diablo Pollo: what about
El Diablo Pollo: THESE GUNS
El Diablo Pollo flexes
Bree: very impressive, ivel
DMG bows down to the total rippage of Ivel's guns
Jumpropeman: ivel is the Beaster Bunny
DMG: hope you know, Beaster Bunny has every one of my votes for the name alone
Bree: no >:I nibbler is gonna win the brawl!
Gooper Blooper: There's something about Beaster Bunny I need cleared up
DMG: Is CustardKittens somebody I should know?
Gooper Blooper: Is he made of chocolate, or does he just look like he's made of chocolate
El Diablo Pollo: jrm sister
Gooper Blooper: That's one of JRM's sisters
DMG: oh, cool
DMG: just wondering
Gooper Blooper: She draws art for the Brawl every year
DMG: cool
Bree: along with his other sister, RainbowDash
Bree: jrm actually has like five sisters
Jumpropeman: he is made of chocolate
El Diablo Pollo
Bree: jrm actually has like five sisters
Jumpropeman: he is made of chocolate
El Diablo Pollo: jrm confirmed made of chocolate
DMG: I KNEW IT!
Gooper Blooper: Okay, thanks for that important info
Jumpropeman: I'm sweet as sugar 🤗

Chatzy Madness Volume 295: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

La La La LAA: OH MY
WHAT AN UNEXPECTED FRENZY SASQUATCH
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
WHERE'S MARIO
DID IT EAT MARIO

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La La La LAA rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
La La La LAA: :l
I... I just have to live with it. Zargeesh is... .... ... not a jobber.
La La La LAA sobs into kerchief
La La La LAA: I just don't know where I went wrong

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Baked Cookies: "dash extract"
Baked Cookies: its dinosaur piss ain't it
DMG: considering certain smaller monsters can drop "Dash Extract" on the ground if you hit them hard enough, yeah I'd call that monster piss

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Jumpropeman: imagine trying to organize a Doctor Meeting these days
Jumpropeman: even with Sheep not using anyone on call, we've got like 12 doctor characters now
Gooper Blooper: we've come a long way from "everyone makes sarah heal everyone"
Jumpropeman: Sarah's lawn is pristine
Jumpropeman: no dying kobbers on it anymore
Baked Cookies: well, maybe the occasional half-dead alex
Miserable Sheep: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT
Baked Cookies: can't stop playing hero when danger arises
Baked Cookies: oh god sheep no
DMG: "Bring out your dead!"
Miserable Sheep redoes Rain of Sheep post

Chatzy Madness Volume 294: Arise, Cornwind, For The Bloodshed

DMG rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
DMG: seriously, Mozart is holding his drink better than a cat should be able to
Return of Bad End: I believe in the Monster Hunter. =v You go, cat.
Baked Cinnabon: he is godcat
DMG: let's see if both cats are good at drinking
DMG rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
DMG rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
DMG: good lord
Return of Bad End: They're purrfect at this.
DMG: impawsibly adept drinkers

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Miserable Sheep: "I’m Codd Branford. 74 Years old. But i am a Goujin. A special Human race that brings me Eternal youth, and if i eat a 'VEGAfruit' i can gain another life. Like videogames, I can respawn if i die. Today i got 18 Lives. Thanks to my Eternal youth, i got a 25 Years old body and smartness."
Miserable Sheep: ...
KappaChao: rip sheep
Miserable Sheep uninstalls internet
KappaChao: i think ya broke him, goops
KappaChao: OFF TO THE JAVALINA FARMS
ivel: rip sheep
Return of Bad End: Take him to the Javelin farm. We grow trees for ideal sports spears there. And throw them at javalinas.
Gooper Blooper: Sheep finally makes it to my greatest battle sequence of 2016
Miserable Sheep: >ANIME RULES: BE AS ANIME AS POSSIBLE
Miserable Sheep: I'm gonna need a yardstick, a helicopter blade, and a whole lotta hair gel
Gooper Blooper: BUT KENAN WHERE AM I GONNA GET A HELICOPTER BLADE

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Spy: God
Spy: I graduated
Draco: Congrats
Spy: I'm here
Spy: I made it
Spy: Wow
Spy: Unreal
ivel: :D
Spy: My gosh
Spy: This is amazing!
Spy: I feel incredible!
Spy: Yes yes yes yes!
Spy: I can win!
Spy: I feel great!
Spy: I can do this!
ivel: happy for ya Spy, congrats
Spy UGH!
Spy: Yes!
Spy: I'm home!
Spy: I'm alive!
Spy: This is all a miracle!
Spy: I'm awake!
Spy: I'm wide awake!
Spy: Woosh!
ivel: Spy right now
Spy: Yep!
SteelKomodo: hahahaha

Chatzy Madness Volume 293: Fate/Extra Thicc

Jumpropeman: *Faith gets a curse removed from her as a joke, Hina comes out holding a watermelon sized curse ball*
Jumpropeman: "That explains too much"

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Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: a-also i'm sorry in advance for overhyping MGM
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: i kinda need feedback because i'm like "what the fuck am I DOIIING"
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: but on the bright side, I have the next two eps planned out!
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: spoiler: Prier's in one of them
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: BUT WHICH ONE
Bree: I hope it's the motorcycles one
Bree: because NUNS ON MOTORCYCLES YEAHHHHH
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: ...
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: i
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: i actually hadn't considered that
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: I WAS THINKING OF THE WRONG NUN
Jumpropeman: is it okay
Jumpropeman: to say that Gysel was in the background of MGM
RubyChao: NO >:(
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: yes
Jumpropeman: you kids trying to make Gysel an actor
Jumpropeman: why would she want to act when she could... HOLD THE BOOM
Jumpropeman: she would be conflicted if asked to serve as the Best Boy (/girl)
Jumpropeman: she'd insist on being "Acceptable Girl"
Jumpropeman: which looks even stranger in the credits
Jumpropeman: Acceptable might be too much still
Jumpropeman: "Present Girl"
Gooper Blooper: I'm not expecting her to be SECRETLY A VILLAIN or anything like I joked about before but
Gooper Blooper: but there has got to be more to Gysel we'll discover later
Gooper Blooper: She's too pure, too innocent, too humble, something's going on
ivel: "Girl 1"
ivel: there you go jrm
RubyChao: what if that's the swerve
RubyChao: the untwist
Jumpropeman: come on goops, all characters are found naked on a grave to start, right?

Chatzy Madness Volume 292: Meme Economy

Nasty Crimeboy: Grilled Cheese Consumed!
Nasty Crimeboy shine get from mario sunshine plays
SteelKomodo: http://youtube.com/watch?v=efmbt-FOgdo

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Jumpropeman: Faith's a great conversationalist: Nice to talk to you again, WHY'D YOU LOBOTOMIZE YOUR DOG?!
A Roleplayer Addict: Owen: *crunch PERFECTLY JUSTIFIABLE AGELONG SOCIAL REASONS crunch YOU'RE MORE HUMAN THAN YOU THINK crunch KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT OWEN crunch*

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SteelKomodo: whoa, internet was freaking out
SteelKomodo: we're ok now
Jumpropeman: I just imagined SK and Del doing the whole "pretending the Enterprise is shaking" thing from the old Star Treks as the internet freaked out
SteelKomodo: that is totes what we would do
Jumpropeman: this one's better because they added music :v
Jumpropeman: plus the guy on the left who realizes a second too late he's supposed to be acting like the ship is shaking
SteelKomodo: that one klingon in the back is having the time of his life

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Get Your Woomy On: and now that Marie is about to get her woomy on, whatever that means
Get Your Woomy On: i require speep
Get Your Woomy On: nite, all :P
Beautiful Cappucino: night
ivel: lel
RubyChao: it means wOoMy
Cornwind Evil: For some reason when I hear the term 'woomy'
Cornwind Evil: I think parrots
Cornwind Evil: Dunno why

Chatzy Madness Volume 291: Sex With An Alligator

Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: my first post
Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: is a barpost
Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: and it's a byte post
ivel: it's a barkpost
Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: FUCK
Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: that's good
Ho-oh Sentai Featherman: borkposting is the hot new trend

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Befuddled Cartoonist: dia arrives when gino stays at the bar for longer than 2 seconds
ivel: it took him longer than 2 seconds to drink his drink :U
Befuddled Cartoonist: okay, like, a MINUTE
Befuddled Cartoonist: :I
Gooper Blooper: Now I'm imagining Gino just walking in, grabbing a drink, opening his mouth, throwing the entire contents of the glass into his open mouth in one motion, then walking away
ivel: lel
ivel: he probably would too
ivel: less effort to drink that way :U

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Gooper Blooper: Mole Knight: Fire affinity, likes to dig
Specter Knight: Basically the grim reaper, can summon skeletons
Plague Knight: Mad scientist, potions, explosions, a lovely assistant
Treasure Knight: Anchor on a retractable chain, good swimmer, greedy
Propeller Knight: Flies, has a rapier, can call in an airship
Tinker Knight: Not much by himself but has some secret weapons he built
Polar Knight: Big grumpy dude with a snow shovel, ice affinity
King Knight: Smug.avi, struts everywhere, has a scepter, can summon horns to blow damaging confetti
Gooper Blooper: the order cliffs notes
Bree: neat
ivel: so what you're saying is Tenshi vs Treasure Knight
RubyChao: yes
Gooper Blooper: his arena is completely underwater in Shovel Knight
Gooper Blooper: this is the best idea
Draco: Still not Smuggery The Smuggening

Chatzy Madness Volume 290: KON'NICHIWA ALAN-KOUHAI

Brave Caterer: fun fact: Sumi is a shopkeep in my army of ghosties
Bree: yayyy sumi
Brave Caterer: the sprite looks too much like Sumi to let it slide
Bree: her goods are the most esoteric you'll find anywhere! buy now!!!
Draco: Sumi's prices are esoteric.
Brave Caterer: unfortunately, since she's a phantom, that means she died somewhere along the line
Brave Caterer: probably a peaceful death, with all her esoteric friends around her
Brave Caterer: Rachel cries at her bedside, and the one thing she says is
Draco: She died of old age in the Brawl.
Brave Caterer: "Y-you neeerd"
Brave Caterer: because Sumi said something completely dorky before she passed

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Jumpropeman: Kamen Rider Hime meets the queen
Draco: JRM actually read my blog. Usually he just posts funny memes and hopes they're accurate. ;o;
Jumpropeman: the latest Kamen Rider Hime
Draco: JRM: See? Fits perfectly. I can't believe you don't read my blog you're so on-point.

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Cornwind Evil: Sine gives Zeldoten the ultimate test
Cornwind Evil: Go through Aladdin's Cave of Wonders
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 8
Draco: Nope. Fail.
Draco: She got killed before stepping in.
Cornwind Evil: I'm reminded of a joke from the Mark Maid comic Irredeemable
Cornwind Evil: Where the Superman expy, who has turned evil, gathers up all his old villains and says he wants to team with them to do evil
Cornwind Evil: And to show he trusts them, he's given them all a switch that when pressed, activates a machine that will deactivate his powers
Cornwind Evil: Cue all the villains pressing their switches all at the same time
Cornwind Evil: It was, of course, a trick/trap
Cornwind Evil: Not-Superman: Wow. I didn't even finish my SENTENCE.
Draco: HA.
Phone: No matter how hard I press the button. ...
Draco: lel
Cornwind Evil: So I picture that with Sine, Zeldoten, and the Cave
Cornwind Evil: Sine: You can't touch anything bu- "INFINDEEELLLLSSSS!" Wow, I didn't even finish my sentence.
Draco: Sounds about right. 🙂
Phone: All the Cave of Wonders wants is true love, obedience, and a little lube before people get handsy. Why is that so wrong? Dirty thieves in all the wrong holes, grabbing whilly nilly.
Jumpropeman: go to bed
Phone: I would be glad to, but work.
Jumpropeman: they'll understand if you tell them what happened
Phone: I made bad, lewd jokes and my friend said go to bed, boss.

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Draco asked a question: Ready for RP?
Chatzy closed the question after 3 responses:
Ready for RP?
No    1         Off-RubyChao
Draco stahp    1         Cornwind Evil
Yes    1         Gooper Blooper
Draco: Mixed results. Can't tell if people are ready for RP.
Gooper Blooper: Come May 1, people will bumble their way onto the forum and posts will happen
Gooper Blooper: ready or not, here we all come

Chatzy Madness Volume 289: Wake Up Get Up Date Nerds

All You Zombies: "Cast out from the sanctuary of Suramar, this nightfallen wandered the coastline as his body deteriorated, and his sanity along with it. Just as he was about to lose the last vestiges of personhood, he sensed a radiating energy from a nearby cave. Within, he found a shard of power originating from the Nightwell itself. It sustains and empowers him, but also warps the flow of time and space nearby. It has broken his mind completely. Now, no one enters the cave of Withered J'im. Even fools know better."
All You Zombies: So of course I did
All You Zombies: He had treasure.

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Bear Cuddler: bought some NX because nothing makes me happier than going on Diadem Simulator and making her look pretty
Bear Cuddler: gacha gave me interesting things
Bear Cuddler: i gave some to ivel
Bear Cuddler: and uh
Bear Cuddler: Dia is hiding it well, but she's actually very terrified
Bear Cuddler: so yeah Gino can transform into a monster Dia murdered
Gooper Blooper: hang in there dia
Gooper Blooper: the madness will end soon
Gooper Blooper: well, no, it'll all be in kuwahawi
Bear Cuddler: Magical Girl Mayhem: with more events planned than
Bear Cuddler: uh
Bear Cuddler: shit

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Jumpropeman: boip
Gooper Blooper: piob
Burpo joined the chat
Jumpropeman: =o
Burpo: Who summons me? BI
Jumpropeman: Burpo my liege!
Gooper Blooper: a kid his age should be playing outside, not sitting up in his room all day burping his burpo
Burpo thunder crackles.

Chatzy Madness Volume 288: Arrested For Youtube Crimes

Shiā Hāto Atakku: trying not to buy the aether revolt starter decks
Shiā Hāto Atakku: the cards have sway over me brine
Shiā Hāto Atakku: i can't stop it
SteelKomodo: laughing at del being consumed by magic once more
Shiā Hāto Atakku: i gotta find all my werewolves somewhere
Shiā Hāto Atakku: zombies and werewolvessss
B.C.: Rip
Shiā Hāto Atakku: aether revolt has air ships and steampunk bullshit
Shiā Hāto Atakku: and next set is egypt
Brinehammer: Yeah... It's how it goes, get your shoebox or binder ready.
Brinehammer: Zombie jank tribal all day.
Shiā Hāto Atakku: fak

(later)

Off-RubyChao: how's it going
Space Texas Theme Park: Not bad
Space Texas Theme Park: Waking up getting up getting out there
Space Texas Theme Park: Buying cardboard crack
Space Texas Theme Park: Usual nerd stuff

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Shiā Hāto Atakku: chao
Shiā Hāto Atakku: you didn't tell me there was a monkey with a stand
iKomodo: what
Shiā Hāto Atakku: it's a monkey
Shiā Hāto Atakku: with a stand
Shiā Hāto Atakku: that smokes a pipe
Off-RubyChao: yes
Off-RubyChao: specifically an orangutan
Shiā Hāto Atakku: he has no grants, he has no land
Shiā Hāto Atakku: this kong has a funny stand
iKomodo: pls del
Off-RubyChao: the rules are basically that you can get a stand if you can handle it
Off-RubyChao: even if you're an animal
Off-RubyChao: see: the rat, the hawk, and the dog with stands
iKomodo: donkey kong's stand would clearly be bananarama
iKomodo: get stronger from eating bananas, like in the cartoon

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Cornwind Evil: So, Cornwind learned a few things
Cornwind Evil: Cornwind learned that just because the left open bag of milk is still drinkable
Cornwind Evil: The sealed bags are not necessarily so
ivel: welp

Digital Ink

-GOLDEN SAUCER LIBRARY-

-SOME TIME BEFORE THE MOVE TO KUWAHAWI-

"THAT WAS FREAKING GREAT."

Rachel smacked the mystery novel onto the counter, Gloria looking down at it and then back up at the red-hooded girl. "I'm, uh, glad you enjoyed it."

"Got any more in this series?" Rachel asked, leaning in. "I gotta know what happens next! Is there another big heist? What happened to that other guy? There's so much more this verse could do!"

"Well..." Gloria's eyes shifted and peered diagonally upward as she twiddled her fingers. "I'm afraid that's the last book."

Rachel's jaw dropped. "NO WAY! You're kidding, right? This series was balls-out awesome! It can't be over already!"

"Afraid so. I believe we have a few other books by the same author, though..."

"Eh... I'll go look them up myself."

"Be my guest."

Gloria watched as Rachel approached the card catalog.

And walked right past it, plopping down in her chair and pulling out her smartphone. Gloria gulped nervously and tugged at her robe's collar, and something in the rafters of the library moved.

"Why did you lie?" Yamame asked quietly, dropping slowly out of the shadows while hanging upside-down. "That series has two more books in it."

"Yeah, but... but..."

"HOLY SHIT, GLORIA." Rachel came running back up to the counter, waving her phone around. "There's two more books in that series! You're holding out on me! Gimme."

Gloria slouched, looking defeated. "I can't."

"And why not?"

"Because... well, look more closely." Gloria sighed, gesturing at Rachel's phone. The younger nerd looked at her phone curiously, peering at the details of the page she'd pulled up. A look of understanding dawned on her face. "Ohhhhhh. They're digital only."

Gloria buried her face in her hands. Yamame frowned and dropped to the floor, standing up next to her girlfriend. "Is it really that big a deal?"

"Yes." Gloria huffed. "It's just not the same without a real, physical, wonderful book in your hands, is it?"

Yamame thought about it. "I do like it when I read a 'real' book... it feels better. But you're still overreacting."

Rachel shrugged. "I don't care as long as it's good." She tapped on her phone a couple times and spoke to it. "There's your three bucks, you highway robbers. Book! Now!"

"Look at it this way. It's good for people to read, right? No matter how they do it, they're still reading."

Gloria nodded slowly. "I guess you're right, Yamame."

"Good! All better then? Then let's get over this and have an-"

"Oh boy."

"EXTREME BOOK CLUB!"

Yamame shot out a line of webbing and began swinging from the ceiling while headbanging. Rachel stared for a moment and then joined in, thrashing on an air guitar. Gloria looked back and forth at the two before shrugging and beginning to dance in place.

"YEAH COOKIE"

"Pffffffff-"

Gloria blushed and looked sternly at Rachel - but did not cease her wiggling. "C'mon, Rachel, you've heard her call me that dozens of times by now."

"It hasn't gotten old yet!"

The summoner sighed. These two could be a real handful... but she didn't want either one to vanish from her life.

Rejected Characters Depot VI

Here we are again with another selection of characters I have mused over possibly roleplaying and ultimately discarded. Some may have been major players. Some may have been exclusive to a plot. Some were just Fite Club opponents or Secret Fiters. But what they all have in common is that they will probably not be showing up in Kuwahawi.

Chatzy Madness Volume 287: The Great Bank Heist

Gooper Blooper: link
Draco: Yuyumom gives Youmu coats while Reimudad sits in the corner reading the paper and telling Yuyu to just let the half-ghost freeze if she wants to.
RubyChao: that sounds canon
RubyChao: does reimu wear Dad Glasses for no reason while doing this
RubyChao: glasses she doesn't wear before or after
Draco: Absolutely.
Draco: Even has a pipe.
Draco: ​Youmukid definitely takes after Reimudad.

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Barista Champion: i find it funny you added the 10x10 square to chatzy madness
Barista Champion: because i actually conquered it legit today!
Gooper Blooper: awesome!
Barista Champion: woo boy it was a trip
Barista Champion: it takes two armor knights to protect everyone and everybody going nuts for revenge (the game's gimmick, which revolves around taking enough damage (or allies taking damage) to trigger it... which enables crits on every move, reduced damage, and 1 SP specials)
Barista Champion: and overlords unleashing special skills called Overloads
Barista Champion: the enemies get revenge mode too...
Gooper Blooper: sounded awesome until that last bit, UH OH :V
Barista Champion: ...and you get shards if you beat 'em in such a mode
Barista Champion: which boost stats!
Gooper Blooper: neat
Barista Champion: basically this entire map is a setup for shard grinding because WOO BOY
Barista Champion: just a few attacks and the entire prinny squad was out for blood
ivel: Harps gave me permission to share this: at first she typed sharts not shards and had to stop typing cause we were both laughing
Gooper Blooper: pffff
Barista Champion: magic sharts
Barista Champion: used to improve stats?
Barista Champion: brandon isn't sure about this
Barista Champion: (nobody is sure.)

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RubyChao: i'm properly watching the Touhou Ronpa crossover now
RubyChao: and satori points out that with TWO lucky people and a mind reader and a wall-passer and an illusionist
RubyChao: "Ronald Knox will turn over in his grave because we completely ignored his ten commandments..."
RubyChao: it's just a really good summary of how 2hu abilities and mysteries wouldn't normally mesh
RubyChao: (but they mesh really well here)
Warmech: SOMEBODY'S BEEN MURDERE- "Marisa did it" Geeze guys, at least let me finish before you use your powers >​BI
Gooper Blooper: Marisa after being found out
Warmech: that mouth

Kuwahawi, Here We Come!

Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage...

Dolby smiled and bobbed her head, listening to her tunes as she looked carefully around her room one last time to make absolutely sure she wasn't forgetting anything important. Not only did she have three big suitcases packed with personal items, but she was using herself as suitcase number four, having shoved all the nostalgia into her body she could comfortably carry. Perusing her depleted rack of cassette tapes one more time, she opted to grab one last blank tape and cram it into her mouth to join the rest.

"Dolby, it is time to depart." Odyssey droned from behind her. He carried only a single small case of items - his arcade machines were being shipped to Kuwahawi Island separately.

"Yeah, I think I'm set." Dolby nodded, smiling at her friend and turning her music down. "I still can't believe you're coming to Kuwahawi. I really thought I'd be the only Nostalgia Elemental to follow the Kobbers."

"Las Vegas is my home, and I will miss it. And when this is over, I will enjoy being back home." Odyssey's pupils flicked back and forth, looking at the ransacked state of Dolby's room as she had taken tons of her personal belongings and packed them up. "But I believe your desire to see more of the world is not without merit, and the opportunity to introduce these natives to arcade gaming is one I do not wish to miss. It shall be a worthwhile endeavor."

"Man, this place is gonna feel empty with you two gone."

Dolby and Odyssey turned to see Zenith, Sinclair, and Noir standing in the hallway, crowded around the entrance to Dolby's room. It had been Sinclair who had spoken, and he lowered his camera-like head. "We'll miss you."

"Come back safe, all right?" Zenith said, stepping in close. "I'll keep these two in line in the meantime."

"And when you get back," Noir piped up, "we can throw ourselves a little shindig!"

Zenith chuckles. "Sounds like a plan. In the meantime, have fun. We'll make sure to keep you in mind with music and games while you're gone."

Dolby grinned and hugged Zenith. "Thanks! Don't worry - we might get scuffed up a bit-"

"Might?" Sinclair laughed. "It's the kobbers! And you even said you want to fight in that Brawl they do every summer!"

"Hah, yeah! So we WILL get scuffed up. And probably worse. But we'll come back in one piece, just you wait and see!"

Odyssey began to move to the hall. "I shall miss you all as well. When you next see me, I shall have made arcade history."

Dolby followed Odyssey, and Sinclair came after them - it was he who would drive them to the airport. And as the waving Zenith and Noir vanished in the rear-view mirror and Odyssey and Sinclair made small talk, Dolby held up her smartphone and stared at her wallpaper, depicting her and her two best friends. Soon, she would finally see them again.

Chatzy Madness Volume 286: Gotta Bloop Ta Goop

Dr. Satan: holy crap
Dr. Satan: I just saw this page
Dr. Satan: "#1 ALTERNATIVE
TO PHOTOBUCKET"
SteelKomodo: D:<
Dr. Satan: bold claim imageshack
hh: Don't worry, girls, you're both equally terrible. :v

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Crowbar: "Calliope: I made a mistake on my computer a few days ago. I had been constantly dismissing the "Update to Windows 8.1" messages for years now, and finally, after turning it on and doing something in a window, I pressed enter at the exact time that pop-up came up, so now I have Windows 8.1"
Crowbar: Doing this also automatically emptied my recycle bin
Crowbar: which was basically a Rejected Characters blogpost waiting to happen :V
Crowbar: now I'll just have to REMEMBER them
Gooper Blooper: If you're using your recycle bin as a folder to store important things, I don't know what to tell you :V
Gooper Blooper: (I keep a list instead)
Crowbar: I put them there because they were GARBAGE

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Bree: ooh more chatzy madness
Crowbar: when we hit 500 we'll move on to Chatzy Hysteria
Crowbar: and at a 1000, Chatzy Psychopathy
Bree: chatzy insanity
Bree: chatzy shenanigans
Bree: chatzy mayhem :V
Gooper Blooper: chatzy sanity
Bree: a highlight reel of our most boring moments

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Crowbar: Insert your ZFRP character of choice
Draco V2.0: I insert Dirk.
Crowbar: Alright! Show me Dirk!
Crowbar: (32)
ivel: #lewd: ​Josephine also inserts Dirk
Crowbar: In a survey of a 100 people- *Steve Harvey faces at ivel*
ivel: :U

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Cornwind Evil: "WorkDel joined the chat
WorkDel: mst3k is back on netflix
SteelKomodo: yisssss
WorkDel: someone here cares im sure"
Cornwind Evil: I BROUGHT THIS UP FIVE DAYS AGO
Crowbar: hey guys did you hear mst3k is back

Chatzy Madness Volume 285: The Potato Goddess

(Chao leaves to get something to eat, then comes back)

RubyChao: so
RubyChao: the place i was going to
RubyChao: is out of business
RubyChao: notice from the landlord and everything
RubyChao: but my second choice is still around!
RubyChao: shame, though; really hyped for that pita bread
Gooper Blooper: :<
Gooper Blooper: When was the last time you got to go there
RubyChao: hmm... i want to say about two or three weeks ago
Gooper Blooper: Wow, that soon? I'm surprised you didn't overhear anything or see a warning
RubyChao: judging from the notice
Gooper Blooper: they're in Zenith's graveyard of lost businesses now
Spy Somehow Still Snowed In: D:
RubyChao: they didn't pay the rent and it's been shuttered until claims court happens
Spy Somehow Still Snowed In: That sucks Chao
dedvel: there was one really great buffet in our town that I miss
Draco: I know the feeling, Chao.
Draco: Every place in town that's done slices, the burger place I was at when Cray Fish won, the waffle sandwich shop that took over the burger joint's location...
Gooper Blooper: Don't forget that shitty ribs place!
RubyChao: yeah but that's a place that we don't mind going away
Draco: I was TRYING to, Goops.
Gooper Blooper: ;V
Draco: :l
Arthur Bishopfish: there was a place here called Rib Train that my dad always wanted to go to but then he found out it had closed, and every day on the way to work we drive by where it was. We saw it torn down and they're building an apartment complex there, but for some inexplicable reason the Rib Train sign is still up and the city doesn't know what to do about it
Arthur Bishopfish: its shaped like a train too, and we thought it might be some historical thing, but the newspaper did a story saying "It's still up for no good reason"
Gooper Blooper: Rib Train Sign vs Ron Paul Sign
Arthur Bishopfish: what's the status on Ron Paul
Gooper Blooper: Last I saw it was still there, but I haven't looked at it in a while
Arthur Bishopfish: hopefully the snow won't kill it
Gooper Blooper: snow didn't kill it the last four years running so probably not
Arthur Bishopfish: true, but something has been gradually killing it
Arthur Bishopfish: its like a dead tree in the forest
Arthur Bishopfish: it won't grow, but gradually the world breaks it down
Arthur Bishopfish: and then someone puts a new Ron Paul sign in its place
Arthur Bishopfish: thus continuing the circle of life

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Frankenstein Jr. entered for the first time
Draco: Enough people call the monster Frankenstein that it almost could be Frankenstein Jr.

Chatzy Madness Volume 284: Roll To Not Explode... AGAIN

Baron Frederik: there's a burger delivery place putting up posters where i work
Baron Frederik: to which I say
Baron Frederik: bout freaking time someone realizes fast food delivery is a great idea!

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Gooper Blooper: if you didn't google JRM's current sig, you should, it's a keeper
RubyChao: you weren't kidding
RubyChao: and that's from a heartwarming scene, too
Baron Frederik: AUTHENTIC TEENAGER DIALOG

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Baron Frederik: good ad
RubyChao: christ
Gooper Blooper: I've been wondering if the ads I've been seeing for eight years talking about "OBAMA WAIVES REFI REQUIREMENT" will be updated or changed at all
Gooper Blooper: I bet not
Baron Frederik: oh man, there's bound to be a wave of trump ones eventually
Baron Frederik: brace your buttocks
RubyChao: prediction: they're exactly the same as the obama ones
RubyChao: but with Trump swapped in for Obama
Baron Frederik: TRUMP URGES MOMS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL
RubyChao: they're both five letters, you don't even need to change the spacing

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Baron Frederik: "This was surprisingly entertaining and with a few minor exceptions, very inoffensive family fare. It's another one of those adults-and-kids can enjoy flicks with a number of lines that border on being too much for kids but are still tame for adults - close, but safe. There are also some funny special effects and some good slapstick humor.
Being basically a kids' film, the main child, played by Eric Lloyd is cute but a little too spoiled for me but he's tolerable, as is his brother. Jason Alexander is the father, a very likable subdued guy but a little too lenient.
The real surprise in this cast is Faye Dunaway. Usually playing hard-edged types, she is the opposite in here which is kind of refreshing to see. She shows a nice comedic touch. The chimpanzee is probably the most entertaining, which is the idea, but so is the villain played by Rupert Evert. In other words, there are a lot of likable characters in this movie.
This a "sleeper:" an underrated film that a lot of people would enjoy. I'm sorry it never got much "press.""
Baron Frederik: the chimpanzee in Dunston Checks In was so good, he looked like an orangutan
Gooper Blooper: close enough
Baron Frederik: "The definitive monkey movie"
Gooper Blooper: CLOSE ENOUGH
Baron Frederik: so many of these reviews are just "here's the plot"
Gooper Blooper: ow
Baron Frederik: "Depends on your orangutan tolerance."
Baron Frederik: this is a make or break factor in many films
Baron Frederik: "anybody who doesn't like this movie just might be some kind of schmuck"
Baron Frederik: "Faye Dunaway steals every scene she is in with this chimp. LOLOLOLOLS a'plenty!"
Baron Frederik: this might be my favorite review though: "An ape can't check into a hotel! Or can he...?"
Baron Frederik: as if this was the story of some plucky ape who is doing his darndest to check into a hotel despite society telling him no
Gooper Blooper: I like it because it reminds me of the endless shitty "questions" that get posed on kids' novel back covers and fanfiction.net summaries
Gooper Blooper: "will ash ketchum get the girl or will he not, please review"
Baron Frederik: Is Dunston really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover
RubyChao: i believe in you, dunston
RubyChao: fight the system
Draco: Ash would only get the girl if he could stuff her in a baseball and make her fight dragons and sharks.

Chatzy Madness Volume 283: Mr. Nutrient

RubyChao: *checks ivel's steam profile for reasons*
RubyChao: >​he's friends with youmu
RubyChao: lucky D:

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N❜Yasunna: "Once again, there are some subtle aspects I wish weren't lost when this Pokemon evolves, since Toxapex sort of trades "sad goth medusa child" for "devil ghost in a cactus igloo""
Beautiful Chickadee: i'm the devil ghost in a cactus igloo
Gooper Blooper: oh good, I'm not the only one reading Bogleech's Pokemon reviews
Gooper Blooper: he hates Gallade but aside from that I line up with him an awful lot
Beautiful Chickadee: unreasonable gallade hate
N❜Yasunna: yoooooooooo
N❜Yasunna: I don't remember how I found them
RubyChao: but what does he have against gallade
N❜Yasunna: but I agree a lot too
N❜Yasunna: especially on Lucario
RubyChao: it's so evil :<
N❜Yasunna: not as strongly as him though
Gooper Blooper: Lemme go check the review again to refresh
Gooper Blooper: His dislike of Gallade seems to stem largely from what makes Gallade so popular in the first place
Gooper Blooper: That being it seemed like pandering to the Gardevoir fan club by giving them a male version so they can pretend male Gardevoirs don't exist
RubyChao: rip
RubyChao: can't argue with that, i suppose
N❜Yasunna: I think the one thing that bothers me about Gallade's design is that waist
Gooper Blooper: but yeah Lucario is his least favorite of all
N❜Yasunna: its like he swallowed an ostrich egg and it got stuck
Gooper Blooper: weird design choices being the main thrust of that, not so much the fact that it's really obvious fanservice bait
RubyChao: to be fair, i might be biased towards Gallade since i've ruined him for myself for years
N❜Yasunna: he's the only person on earth who agrees with me that giant inexplicable spikes are not justification for a steel typing
Gooper Blooper: I never liked Gallade's waist either, I remember in some drawings of Gallade I did long ago I adjusted it to look more natural, like a giant bellbottom
Gooper Blooper: I think so too tho!
N❜Yasunna: a trio has formed!
Gooper Blooper: also bogleech gave Beheeyem a perfect score
Gooper Blooper: so that's nice
N❜Yasunna: we all make mistakes
RubyChao: *jrm immediately - kek
Gooper Blooper: :>​I
Gooper Blooper: oh god I fucked that up and it looks creepy
Beautiful Chickadee: goopy is horrified that he has a nose now
ivel: Harps pls
RubyChao: it looks hilarious

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Beautiful Chickadee: my dog begs for pizza
Beautiful Chickadee: but no dog
Beautiful Chickadee: i am more hungry than you

Chatzy Madness Volume 282: Streets of Poop Ketchup

Del: i made the blogposts
Muckingabout Sheep: Oh hey, I'll go take a look then
Muckingabout Sheep: That
Muckingabout Sheep: That's a lot of Chastity and Toinette
Muckingabout Sheep continues scrolling down
Muckingabout Sheep: That's A LOT of Chastity and Toinette
Muckingabout Sheep digs in for the long haul
Del: hahahaha

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Boreas (Brand) Coffee: damn it goops don't give me ideas about how to make Brandon a healer, I CAN'T DO THIS TO MYSELF
Jumpropeman: ice is good for preserving corpses!

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RubyChao: "A mistake of Galoob rather than Nintendo: there was a set of Game Genie codes for the NES version that allowed Mario to be, and remain, in a certain suit. However, these codes overwrote additional data that was part of the door animation after the final fight with Bowser, causing the game to freeze if you did not enter the door immediately. The Game Genie code book warned the player to enter the door immediately, or else they would be 'caught in Bowzer's Time Trap, and the game will pause forever!'"
RubyChao: BOWZER'S TIME TRAP
Draco: Bowzer is the Sammy of Koopas.

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ivel: so several European sources have confirmed Nintendo isn't making any more NES Classics available there. We in the US will still get more for now
Gooper Blooper: pff
Gooper Blooper: The best way to address demand is to just stop making something, yes, good job :V
ivel: clearly
Jumpropeman: they're probably going to make 16 Switches at this point
Gooper Blooper: 16 switches, but only 15 copies of Breath of the Wild

Cabinet Of Curiosities

Dolby stared dully at the pinball as it meandered about the machine. It headed for the flippers and she pressed the buttons, sending the ball flying back up the playfield. The pinball machine she was currently playing seemed half-dead, like the soul had been sucked out of it. There wasn't any music or sound effects, and she couldn't tell whether it was muted by the owners for being too noisy or if the sound system had simply broken. The game still had a soundtrack, though - a repetitive thudding noise, courtesy of one of the slingshots. The slingshots were the triangular things just above the flippers seen on most every pinball game, and the left slingshot on this one was on the fritz. It activated over and over, thudding as it thrust at the air, but the ball was nowhere near it. Then, as she sent the ball upward again, it landed in an awkward position and got stuck. Dolby stared for a moment, then gave the machine a nudge and the ball was freed.

In sum: This table had seen better days. It needed maintenance, but Dolby knew it would never get any.

With minimal feedback and the annoyance of the broken slingshot, Dolby didn't play very well. Eventually the ball drained and she didn't really care that it was her last one. She looked at the dot matrix display to see her final score, wanting to write it down for her records, but found she didn't do well enough to make the high score list - and as a consequence, the game simply deleted her score almost immediately, giving her no time to record it. It went straight into the "match sequence" - a perennial pinball feature that awarded free games if a score's final two digits matched the two digits the game chose. Naturally, Dolby lost, but she didn't seem to mind. She shoved her hands back into her pockets, looking sadly at the machine one more time before turning and looking at the rest of the games. Half of them were carnival/midway games of one sort or another, with the goal being to win a prize rather than play a video game. She imagined they were little better than claw machines. The only other two games on offer were a deer-hunting game that asked for a dollar per play and an ancient Ms. Pac-Man machine. Dolby had played Ms. Pac-Man a hundred times, but she approached the cabinet anyway. It was out of order.

Dolby sighed. Even though she wasn't actually there for those days, arcades weren't like they used to be. At least there was still ONE in this city she could count on, though. Eager to leave this depressing excuse for an arcade here in the lobby of a movie theater, she made her way to the one she knew was the best in Las Vegas.

Chatzy Madness Volume 281: Talk Woomy To Me

RubyChao: >​try to type Joseph
RubyChao: >​type Josephine
Theodore Horstmann: a sexy Josephine pornbot followed me on tumblr today
Theodore Horstmann: she's getting around
Gooper Blooper: I bet it's the same one that followed me
Theodore Horstmann: so when does she join our humble RP community

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RubyChao: i found my next 2017 plot to do after Kawashiro

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William Gull 3-Gullible: I should write a My Little Pony fanfic next
Sergeant Purley Stebbins: not if I do it first!
Sergeant Purley Stebbins: "This is the story of my OC, bisexual pink fluttershy..."
RubyChao: that forum
RubyChao: i still remember it
Sergeant Purley Stebbins: if only I had convinced some people to join us
Sergeant Purley Stebbins: we could have had different colored fluttershies of all sexualities!
Gooper Blooper: my characters stare
RubyChao: maaan why didn't webarchive save that quality rp :<
William Gull 3-Gullible: So wait...is it an OC or Fluttershy
Sergeant Purley Stebbins: both
Sergeant Purley Stebbins: that's how bad their RP was
Sergeant Purley Stebbins: they were also one of those forums that has a subforum for everything

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William Gull 3-Gullible: Turned my head and sneezed
William Gull 3-Gullible: Sneezed on Manic
William Gull 3-Gullible: He fled
William Gull 3-Gullible: Brief pause
William Gull 3-Gullible: I turn to sneeze again
William Gull 3-Gullible: Manic wanders back in to get sneezed on again
Sergeant Purley Stebbins: geeze cornwind
Sergeant Purley Stebbins: get a hanky

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Sergeant Purley Stebbins: mentally figuring out Gysel's height, resisting urge to make another small character...

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Beastly Chicken: i
Beastly Chicken: i learned too much about tanukis today
RubyChao: is it the part about their balls
Beastly Chicken: yes

Chatzy Madness Volume 280: Boss Baby

Komodo: Okay um
iKomodo: this episode got dark as fuck
iKomodo: a woman got hit by a truck and had to have a blood transfusion
iKomodo: also it's implied she's psychic and also the daughter of Zetton
ivel: Zetton?
iKomodo: which further implies an alien monster got his bone on at some time before the series
iKomodo: and Jesus Christ look at the time
ivel: ahahaha
Baking Cupcakes: and thats how psychics are born, Sammy
Baking Cupcakes: Brandon: D:
Baking Cupcakes: Sammy: >:I
iKomodo: This thing, Ivel
Baking Cupcakes: that thing could not have given birth to a psychic
ivel: I mean
Baking Cupcakes: i
Baking Cupcakes: i refuse
ivel: that face
ivel: that's all I have to say about that :U
iKomodo: Oh yeah, her dad also contacted her and told her "yo I'm gonna kill Ultraman"
Morose Sheep: The Secret Origins of Psychics!
Morose Sheep: You heard it here first!
Draco: Sammy is Baltan's daughter.
Draco: "SPACE HEROOOOOOOOOES​ FALLING IN LOVE ON HUMAN PLANETS"
Baking Cupcakes: woah man, Baltan dated a girl in FLORIDA
Baking Cupcakes: and he hadn't even graduated from high school
Morose Sheep: Baltan actually had a fling with Florida
Baking Cupcakes: HOW COULD HE AFFORD TO HAVE A KID
Morose Sheep: back in the day
Baking Cupcakes: oh my
Baking Cupcakes: sammy has very questionable origins indeed
Morose Sheep: When he was young, wild, and free
ivel: he got the magic power of the music in him?
Baking Cupcakes: someone remind me not to make character origins while high
iKomodo: Okay I got it wrong
iKomodo: This is the girl's dad - a Zettonian
Draco: Wait, is that what you think I do? D:
iKomodo: The Zetton monster is just a weapon made by that race
Draco: Ew.
Baking Cupcakes: lewd: ​he even has a sperm for a head D:

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Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: aloha
Morose Sheep: alola
Baking Cupcakes: alola
Morose Sheep: aloe vera
RubyChao: alomomola
Draco: AloHA
Morose Sheep Jrm reevaluates his decision to to enter the chatroom
Baking Cupcakes: :,C
Draco: I'm the only one who said Aloha back. He must not feel like he's in Hawaii.
Jumpropeman: Mary Kate and Ashley taught me one thing, and that the word "aloha" means anything you want it to
Jumpropeman: so
Jumpropeman: aloha aloha aloha >:I
Draco: ALOHA TO YOU TOO, BUDDY. D:<
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Jumpropeman: aloha gooper

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Morose Sheep: to thy self be true
Morose Sheep sheds glitter

Chatzy Madness Volume 279: Aggie In Strangvia

Orrie Cather: funnily enough, despite my position being eliminated soon, they really gussied up the office and turned the desk back to facing people instead of away
Gooper Blooper: they're gonna sit the robot at the desk and he'll wave at everyone
RubyChao: well hey, Robot was designed for that, after all
Orrie Cather: ive been RPing machines that help old people
Orrie Cather: and now one takes my job
Orrie Cather: not sure if that's irony

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RubyChao: "Its title character is a young woman named Skye who lives in a fantasy realm searching for her mother. She does not use firearms, but can perform magic using Skittles candies, as well as use her staff as a melee weapon, though it also becomes an energy weapon when used in conjunction with the Skittles."
RubyChao: ah, product placement
Gooper Blooper: SKITTLES
RubyChao: "A 300-page script, by lead writer and designer Andy Wolfendon, was written and submitted to Mars, which only asked to change a joke, utterances of "damn" and "remove all the snakes from the game." When Braswell asked for clarification, they said that there could be snake-like creatures, but no actual snakes."
Gooper Blooper: That's a weird one. I guess they just hate snakes
BEFRIEND CLEFFA: skittles!
RubyChao: fun fact
RubyChao: skittles removing lime was one of the greatest betrayals in maria's life
BEFRIEND CLEFFA: it is the biggest betrayal of my life
BEFRIEND CLEFFA: and i will never forgive them for it
BEFRIEND CLEFFA: i will gorge on kit kats instead :I
Draco: Lime was a good Skittle.
RubyChao: not the best tho
RubyChao: that will always be grape
Draco: True facts

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Draco: "I would like a Brgrgr with a side of personal space, please. ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )" is still my favorite line.
Gooper Blooper: edea was very excited okay
Draco: ​It's a shame Edea left for Eternia. Parsee was going to order more Brgrgrs in the off-season.
Draco: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
Gooper Blooper: noooo
Draco: Fortunately Stacy is the best chef ever.

Chatzy Madness Volume 278: Some Meaty In My Cheesy

Slam Jammin Japan asked Chatzy to choose between he and he. Chatzy chose: he
Slam Jammin Japan asked Chatzy to choose between has and has. Chatzy chose: has
Slam Jammin Japan asked Chatzy to choose between no and no. Chatzy chose: no
Slam Jammin Japan: choose style, style
Slam Jammin Japan: fuck

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Del: i feel bad because i kept dunking on shantae for being a game for people who like midriffs

(later)

PhoneDel: The Shovel Knight ruse was a distaction
PhoneDel: I has the Shantae

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Sora: i somehow want to go ice scating
Sora: ...
Sora: skating.
Nero Wolfe: gross
Gooper Blooper: I'M THE SCATMAN

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Nero Wolfe: if I can't use it on my lap, NO ONE CAN
Gooper Blooper: "I'm mildly inconvenienced! TIME TO NUKE ALL MY DATA"

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Sora: sarah
Sora: *holds up a white mage*

Here Be Monsters, Part 3

In the stifling, choking fog, Ariel, Penny, and Rinoa clenched their weapons, holding them at the ready with trembling hands. Their boat was overturned, nobody knew where they were, and the animal they thought was going to eat them had just itself been eaten by an unknown SOMETHING that was even larger.

All was quiet, silent, and still. All the girls could hear was the sound of their own breathing and the gentle lapping of the water against the shore. Then, some forty or fifty feet away, they heard the water churn as something emerged from it. There was the sound of something being dragged across the marshy earth. Ariel looked back at her companions, and she saw the same terrified, uncertain looks on their faces that she knew she must be wearing as well. What do they do? Is the creature leaving to feast on its' seafood dinner? Should they try and get the skiff righted? Would that draw more trouble?

Finally, Ariel swallowed and understood that if someone didn't take control of the situation, the three of them would just stand here quaking in fear until they were all dead. She gathered her composure. "Okay. Let's get the skiff upright and get out of here. It's probably still seaworthy, I don't think Hyneria broke any holes in it."

"R-right."

The girls edged into the water, wincing as the sloshing liquid made noises. They had to act quickly. Penny, Ariel, and Rinoa gripped the skiff and tried to push the end they held up and over to make the boat roll right-side up. With all the sounds of water, they didn't hear one more splash added to the chorus.

They had nearly gotten the skiff onto its' side when Penny saw the dark shape moving towards her in the water. "IT'S HERE!" she screamed, making a break for the shore. Ariel and Rinoa hurriedly followed, as a mouth big enough to swallow a truck tire whole snapped at the air where they had been standing only moments before. The girls quickly aimed their weapons as the creature finally revealed itself...

Here Be Monsters, Part 2

The air was thick and heavy, almost tangible in its' mass. Ariel felt like she was breathing cotton candy, but instead of sugary sweetness it was a swamplike stench. Visibility was poor. The girls could see about twenty feet in front of their faces clearly, but then their surroundings began to fade away into the mist.

"I don't like this at all..." Penny said, looking down at her feet as they slightly squashed on the damp ground. "What IS this place?"

"Something about this island feels... wrong." Ariel concurred, nodding. But her urge to explore it kept her going. She was frightened, true... but she was also very excited. An uncharted island, discovered by the World Progress Alliance?! Think of the publicity! So, carefully, she led her two companions forward. Ariel and Rinoa kept one hand on their bows, ready to shoot if necessary, while Penny carried a tranquilizer gun. Not the most devastating of armaments, but they should do if a wild animal got uppity with them.

As Ariel walked slowly forward, watching her step and remaining vigilant, she suddenly caught sight of something in the sky... she thought. It was blurry and foggy, and when she looked, it was gone. Might have been just a trick of the eyes.

The first definite sign of life was spotted in a tidal pool. Ariel stopped the others when she saw something squirming out of the corner of her eye, and slowly moved in to take a look. Within the pool were several inch-long wormlike creatures. Each one crawled around on the bottom of the pool on a dozen fleshy, boneless legs, and their backs were lined with pointy spines. Their tiny, near-featureless heads waggled to and fro as they sifted the water for nutrients.

"...What the..."

Ariel knelt down, studying the creatures closely. Her eyes were wide. Penny knelt down next to her.

Here Be Monsters, Part 1

Here Be Monsters, it said simply.

Within her World Progress Alliance base on Kuwahawi's main island (really basically just a clubhouse), with her friends Penny and Rinoa at her sides, Ariel looked down at the faded, worn map in her hands. The Kuwahawi Archipelago was not yet fully studied and understood. One thing or another had come up time and again to keep the archipelago out of the minds of explorers and scientists. Another, closer and larger island, or lack of funding, or bad weather, or any of a million excuses. Civilization was coming to the islands, true, or at least some of them, but it had been remarkably slow, and there were at least a few islands in the vicinity that were not known well at all. These islands were uninhabited by humans - at least as far as anyone knew - and at least one was not even included in some maps. Given modern aerial photography, Ariel didn't understand why...

Regardless, this was all she had to go on. An old map passed down from residents of the mainland, made untold years ago by some ancient mariner. And all they had to say about this mysterious island was 'Here Be Monsters', accompanied by an elaborate sketch of some kind of monster. It looked like some kind of salamander, but with nozzles on its' knees that sprayed water.

"Well, girls, what do you say?" Ariel asked.

"I say we check it out!" Penny exclaimed, smacking a fist into an open palm. "We're likely to find some new species of animals!"

"New species?" Rinoa perked up at that. "Ah... Aye, it doth be true. Islands are known to carry many unique and beautiful creatures seen nowhere else on this planet..."

"Then it's settled. We'll gather our supplies and catch a skiff to this island, scope it out for a few hours, and head right back here to determine where to go from there. No camping, we don't know what kind of trouble could be on that island."

"Sounds like a plan. Let's do it!"

"It promises to be quite the experience."

Chatzy Madness Volume 277: I'm Covered In Hornets

Trufflehunter: "Fireworks market explodes" oh that's nice, I guess with New Year's coming up sales would really pick up- *it literally exploded* ...oh
Gooper Blooper: well, it comes with the territory
RubyChao: from what i read it's not even the first time it exploded
RubyChao: because, again, fireworks

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Trufflehunter: "a chemistry is performed so that a chemical reaction occurs and generates a signal from the chemical interaction with the sample, which is translated into a result, which is then reviewed by certified laboratory personnel."
Trufflehunter: That is the most science sounding science I ever heard!
Gooper Blooper: josephine etc
Trufflehunter: I actually got it from a story about a lady who scammed her way to 9 billion dollars with fake blood testing equipment
Trufflehunter: "When Cramer asked Holmes for a terse true-or-false answer about an accusation in the article, she replied with a meandering 198-word retort."

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Trufflehunter: just finished reading a synopsis of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Trufflehunter: *brain sparks and struggles not to shut down*
RubyChao: yeah when those spoilers leaked people thought they were fake because of how absurd and nonsensical they seemed
RubyChao: nope
RubyChao: all real

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Missile Sheep: I can never remember Tenshi's last name correctly
RubyChao: just use "banana"
RubyChao: it's close enough
Missile Sheep: As a small "joke" that probably didn't play, I had Squid call her Hinawani or soemething during a fite vote
Draco: Tenshi Kuwahawi

Chatzy Madness Volume 276: Red Eyes Black Dragonite

Gooper Blooper: Well, something I wasn't sure would ever happen happened today
Gooper Blooper: I bought an Amiibo
RubyChao: gasp!!
Gooper Blooper: It's a Christmas gift for Goopsbro
Gooper Blooper: I got the Mario one since I figured that one probably can be used in the most games
Gooper Blooper: I then wrapped it in Mario wrapping paper and put it in a Mario gift bag, and addressed it as "From Mario" on the gift tag
Gooper Blooper: taking this joke all the way
RubyChao: amazing

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Gooper Blooper: I never had an explanation in RP for why Viola's eyes are swirls
Gooper Blooper: maybe she was born with them
Gooper Blooper: "congratulations, it's a hex"
RubyChao: either that or she picked them up from all the spoop
Gooper Blooper: I can at least confirm that they are merely for show and do not affect her vision, for good or ill

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Harpy: I don't freeze it or use dry milk, i just go jugs
Harpy: i'm not quite sure why one would freeze milk because then it would taste a whole lot more watery
A. Snark: ​Dem purdy milky jugs
A. Snark falls back into banned corner
Gooper Blooper: kek
Harpy: somewhere, out there
Harpy: a cow seductively winks at ven

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Hwin: *pays Setz a hundred rubles to draw Jasper with the only difference being angry eyes*

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Hwin: *googles the character Attwater is based on*
Hwin: "The Mutant Registration Act" comes up with a picture of Attwater
Hwin: HE REALLY IS A MUTANT
A. Snark: HEH

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RubyChao: "Abandoned - Ames Department Store - Recommended for you"
RubyChao: well i wasn't expecting that particular ruined

Chatzy Madness Volume 275: Alola Edition

RubyChao: i actually tried to search "mizuki" on danbooru recently before i remembered that oh right that's not her canon name

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Lucy Pevensie: >​"Ships December 29th-January 25th"
Lucy Pevensie: >:I
Lucy Pevensie: >​Expedited shipping: "$48 to get it sooner!"
Lucy Pevensie: ​>:I
RubyChao: MERRY CHRISTMAS
RubyChao: HO HO HO HO

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Lucy Pevensie: did a bit of Christmas shopping, most of it wasn't really discounted for the holiday but once I got the discounted ones I just said "Screw it" and bought some others too :P
Lucy Pevensie: unrelated but wouldn't it be funny if you totally PM'd me your address on the forum some time?
Brinehammer: Nice! I still need to shop, sooner or later. I believe it though. If you're ever in Ohio, swing by!
Lucy Pevensie: Whenever Self-Driving cars get big you bet I'm taking cross-country road trips while I'm sleeping in the front seat

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Lucy Pevensie: "Richard Nixon admitted in later life that he dreamed of becoming a rapper, saying "I have often thought that if there had been a good rap group around in those days, I might have chosen a career in music instead of politics.""
Lucy Pevensie: I'd kill to hear Nixon rap

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Gooper Blooper: remember when I played Pokemon White and my team slowly filled up with bug types
Gooper Blooper: it's happening again in Moon
ivel: sounds about right
Gooper Blooper: Half the team is bugs
Gooper Blooper: two more ​look​ like bugs but aren't actually bugs
Gooper Blooper: the odd one out is a misdreavus because Viola
ivel: something about your team really
ivel: bugs me

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RubyChao: another thought i had while looking at alolan desks and the computers on them
RubyChao: it's actually really cool that you can see the progress of technology over the past twenty years both in a meta and in-game context when it comes to pokemon
RubyChao: compare what we see of computers in gen 1 to gen 7
RubyChao: and of course what gen 1 and gen 7 look like :V
Gooper Blooper: What really hammered it in for me was some of the enemy trainers
RubyChao: the ones with smartphones, right :V
Gooper Blooper: specifically, ​the tourists carrying their tablets everywhere
Gooper Blooper: ...yes :V
RubyChao: ​reminder that one of them was literally named Mariah, that was too perfect
Gooper Blooper: but yeah, one of them starts going on about apps and I'm like "we've come a long way from 'It's a SNES!'"
RubyChao: Better get going!
Gooper Blooper: I know it doesn't get the love Fat Science Guy does
Gooper Blooper: but pokemon wouldn't be complete without the little nintendo console ad in the player's room
RubyChao: yep
RubyChao: i mentioned this already, but one of the things i was most looking forward to finding out was "did Fat Science Guy make his obligatory appearance"
RubyChao: i was very happy when i found out he did
Gooper Blooper: TECHNOLOGY BLOWS ME AWAY

Chatzy Madness Volume 274: Gen ‘The 150,000‘ Gar

RubyChao: "Temperatures are said to be in the excess of 620 degrees Celsius. Entire beaches reduced to glass. Plant life burnt off the face of the earth. All that remains of Kanto is that single, flying object. To this day, it never stops moving, and with my eyes adjusted to the eternal light of the fires, I can make out a barely-outlined winged object."
RubyChao: okuu, why?!
Draco: She just wanted to have fun in the sun. ;-
Harpy: bad end TH11 okuu
Draco: My other eye got blind.

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ivel: http://youtube.com/watch?v=nckB1GRol-E
RubyChao: so goops, if zenith met hecatia
RubyChao: would his first reaction be to play that ad
Gooper Blooper: it was even in las vegas
Gooper Blooper: incredible

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Harpy: i had a dream where spy posted his wrapups
Harpy: and somehow
Harpy: someway
Harpy: one of his characters trusted a superweapon/great magical artifact/whatever the fuck to Sine
RubyChao: >​trusted it to sine
Harpy: and then in the next post it clarifies that he was trusting it to some squidlady with the same name
Jumpropeman:haha

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Jumpropeman: maybe now that Sarah's retired, people will stop dumping bodies on her lawn
RubyChao hurls the corpse of Kasumi on Sarah's lawn

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Jumpropeman: if I had done lightning bolt society finale before Spectrumplot finale
Jumpropeman: I would have tried to work in a Lightning Bolt Society quote during the Identity part
Jumpropeman: maybe two so they could still be pairings
Jumpropeman: ​or a Woppy quote :V
Gooper Blooper: "Those who dress up as trees..." "And those who forsake clothes entirely."
Harpy: i laughed
Jumpropeman: XD

Chatzy Madness Volume 273: Bigger Than The Washington Monument

WorkDel: okay serious question for SK
WorkDel: is dirk in the high heels
SteelKomodo: i... don't know?
WorkDel: wrong answer
WorkDel: >:I
SteelKomodo: okay fine he is
WorkDel: yaaaaaaay
SteelKomodo: is this really important >:I
WorkDel: yes

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The distracted: Lewdjokes
Er
Barpost rather
2Goopy: can't it be both?
The distracted: It would rather appear to be. =v

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Jumpropeman: "He was really difficult, as hard as fighting a witch convinced she was a goddess! But we managed to take him out eventually!"
Jumpropeman: don't worry Dia, we'll find out how to stop Sonia some day
Jumpropeman: *installs the Witch Windows*
Harpy: well it's actually a completely different witch
Harpy: Sonia is a good goddess
spoopvel: a gooddess
Harpy: like the crazy aunt who gives you tongs of gan- plz
Harpy: *tons
Harpy: *of candy
Harpy: yes tongfuls of gangrene or whatever
Harpy: how
Jumpropeman: that's why she has to be stopped of course

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Harpy: "those burgundys sure are bears"
Harpy: -harpykuro, 2016

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Jumpropeman: so back in 2004 it was coming up on the presidential election, and George W. Bush was going up against John Kerry
Jumpropeman: As people started looking into John Kerry's life a bit more, people and the media realized he was married to the lady who was heiress to Heinz ketchup
2Goopy: Oh god I forgot about the ketchup thing
Jumpropeman: suddenly, Republicans lost their shit over Heinz ketchup, saying it was leftist and refusing to buy it
2Goopy: GODDAMN LIBERAL KETCHUP
Deleton Warriors: Lol
Deleton Warriors: Ketchup
Jumpropeman: so instead, they created their own ketchup, and called it W
Jumpropeman: look at the back of it too
Jumpropeman: it is so freaking American and try-hard
Jumpropeman: BE A PATRIOT AND HAVE OUR KETCHUP
RubyChao: even general cleft would be like "woah, slow down there"
Deleton Warriors: Ameriketchup
Deleton Warriors: Fuck yeah?
2Goopy: DID WE MENTION IT'S MADE IN AMERICA
Jumpropeman: from their website: W Ketchup was launched on June 14, 2004, nine days after President Ronald Reagan died at age 93. We thank President Reagan for his selfless service to this nation.
Reagan won the Cold War, let private enterprise flourish, and most of all made Americans proud to be Americans again.
“We look for that fine day when we will see him again, all weariness gone, clear of mind, strong and sure and smiling again, and the sorrow of this parting gone forever. May God bless Ronald Reagan and the country he loved.”
Jumpropeman: check out these comments too
Jumpropeman: its basically all anti-heinz
Deleton Warriors: Heinz is British tho
Deleton Warriors: And we all fascist
Jumpropeman: "My 6 yr old grandson says, "No Way" to Hunts which I switched to over Heinz for obvious reasons."
Jumpropeman: obvious reasons
Deleton Warriors: The right wing should love heinz

Chatzy Madness Volume 272: Call Me Burpo

SOON entered for the first time
Jumpropeman: if it isn't my favorite Estonian lemma, Soon!
BreeBlob: no idea who that was
Jumpropeman: I think maybe Goop just trying to notify us he's coming?
Seven. Seven human souls.: Or CW
Seven. Seven human souls.: That's not Goop Blue
Seven. Seven human souls.: That's Coral Blue Number 5
illKomodo: I don't think that was CW
Jumpropeman: it's a U.S.A. person
illKomodo: I checked the locations and they were from the US
SOON: It is harpy
Jumpropeman: the great mystery is solved!
Jumpropeman: DRINK FOR EVERYONE
Jumpropeman: one single drink
Jumpropeman: we have to share, I'm not made of money >:I

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BreeBlob: komachi serves up a heaping helping of "shut up fuck you"
Gooper Blooper: yayyyy
Gooper Blooper: just what I wanted
BreeBlob: lel, thank goop

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Jumpropeman: ​"wait til Molly turns 100 or burns in a fire caused by a toaster at the very least!" *Shimmer goes around Molly's house blowing up all the toasters* "Not while I'm around she won't!"
Jumpropeman: I realize the issue with that is I implied for some reason Molly had more than one toaster
Jumpropeman: but here is an actual picture of her house
Gooper Blooper: I knew that would be the picture and I still laughed
RubyChao: AH-HA
RubyChao: HERE'S THE PROBLEM!
RubyChao: TOO MANY MAGES!
Steam Will Live: She just lives in the rusting relic of the boss from last year when she's not with Sarah, apparently. Among a coterie of smaller Toasters.

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Harpy: can
Harpy: can raven put on the hat
Harpy: god my post is going to be so stupid
Gooper Blooper: yes
Gooper Blooper: rock that hat
Harpy: posted
Harpy: i'm not sorry in the least

Chatzy Madness Volume 271: Rainbow Dash Edition

Dong Dong Never Del: Stephnu is vomit-inducingly cute
Dong Dong Never Del: And there is no defense
SteelKomodo: ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN :U

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RubyChao: okay jackal
RubyChao: moment of truth time
RubyChao: have you changed at all
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
RubyChao: apparently, yes!
Gooper Blooper: woah now
Draco: It's not Jackal; it's Ricard in disguise!

(later)

RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
RubyChao: woah jackal
RubyChao: twice in a row!?
Draco: This is the beginning of Jackal's full-time return to RP. ​Jackal rolls ten straight 1s when he does.

(later)

RubyChao: okay jackal
RubyChao: how can you do on defense
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 16
RubyChao: this isn't the jackal i know
RubyChao: did he spend this entire year training
RubyChao: all in preparation for this day
Gooper Blooper: he got a hold of the same cameo power that made Arthur do so well in the brawl
Mob: He was watching appule's training vids
Draco: He spent two days in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to prepare for the Cell Games Presented By Hetap.
RubyChao: i'm just going to assume that all three of those are canon
Gooper Blooper: I have another more serious one
Jumpropeman: he's on his home turf baby
Gooper Blooper: Before, Jackal usually fought because other people were fighting or because he wanted to steal stuff
Gooper Blooper: Now, he's fighting for his home
Draco: ​Now, he's fighting for Praline.
RubyChao: no, that's raspberry

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Surprise! It is a butt joined the chat
Jumpropeman: *faints from surprise*

Hostile Takeover

-KUWAHAWI ISLAND FITE CLUB-

The end of January was too early. Beheeyem didn't need that much time to set up. Not even he was really sure how his Fite Clubs worked - he simply rented rooms, and the odd people who came to him would do what they wished to furnish said rooms. Sometimes they barely altered them from their default "plain room with a wrestling ring" appearance, but other people seemed somehow able to make little pocket dimensions, like the wintry forest Letty Whiterock, his second-in-command, had made for her own battles. He didn't understand it, but he felt it wasn't important (though, if pressed, he's always assumed something like Big Bobby's portals were at work... but how they were able to follow him around without his knowledge even when he got a new facility baffled him).

In any case, the strangeness of his "tenants" meant that three months of preparation was about two months too many... but Beheeyem had been quite happy to change location, and was eager to see Kuwahawi for himself, quietly, peacefully, before things got chaotic in May when the Kobbers inevitably began rooting out corruption, evil, and darkness. For now, Beheeyem was just another tourist, and Fite Club was able to be set up at a quiet, leisurely pace.

What Beheeyem hadn't anticipated was that maybe he'd been around the Kobbers a little too long. Maybe their stink of attracting trouble had finally worn off on him after four years of greeting them, helping train them, and even fighting with or alongside them several times. Perhaps his joining in that time last October when Big Bobby got in trouble with a portal breach was the tipping point.

After all, how else could he explain the clearly non-native armored fellow currently swaggering into the Fite Club like he owned the place?

Chatzy Madness Volume 270: 17 Dr. Peppers And A Mouthwash

RubyChao: i posted... something in the bar
RubyChao: i just kinda typed and let words flow out

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Deletons: RubyChao: "The snowman", thought Banjo.
-RubyChao: ^a summary of my experience
Deletons: We are such fucking memelords
RubyChao: we are
SteelKomodo: mmhm

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Gooper Blooper: funny Goopsmom anecdote I don't remember if I shared: Last year she looked at a skull decoration and fumbled for the word before calling it a "skeleton head"
Gooper Blooper: now she intentionally calls skulls skeleton heads as a running gag
Jumpropeman: the most important bone in the body is the skeleton head
iKomodo: SKELETON HEAD
iKomodo: DANANAH NAH NAAAAH NAH NANANAH

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RubyChao: *searches in old chatzy*
RubyChao: Brinehammer: Yeah, I think I'm gonna do something like a machine ghost or some scrap ode that gained sentience or something. My roster is already kinda stuffed, so It might not see the light of day, but backups are always nice to have.
RubyChao: from 190 days ago
RubyChao: HE NEVER FORGOT

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Draco: Side note: I would like to see a giraffe with a chainsaw blade built into its neck.

Chatzy Madness Volume 269: Poo Poo Santa

Harpy Psycho 100: >​gingerbread food truck
Harpy Psycho 100: I have a MIGHTY NEED
Harpy Psycho 100: look at this beautiful thing
Harpy Psycho 100: look
Harpy Psycho 100: i want this
Gooper Blooper: "Functions as portable grocery store, and offers exclusive foods including Spicy Oden Soup, Tempura Udon, and Chicken Gizzards!"
Gooper Blooper: Because when I think sweets truck
Gooper Blooper: I think chicken gizzards
Harpy Psycho 100: we're not sure why, either.
Harpy Psycho 100: but it DOES come with chocolate!
Gooper Blooper: I like how it's considered a pet and has stats and stuff
Gooper Blooper: IT'S ALIVE
Harpy Psycho 100: yes
Harpy Psycho 100: even the things you'd think are nonsentient
Harpy Psycho 100: are alive
Harpy Psycho 100: the sweet broom is alive.
Harpy Psycho 100: the leek is alive.
Gooper Blooper: tank is alive
ivel: Ikki isn- oh wait :U

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Draco: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Squid_Sisters
Gooper Blooper: >​The Decepticons won Splatfest
Gooper Blooper: pack it in, guys, we can't beat em
Draco: Hasbro sponsored a Splatfest, therefore Splatoon is Transformers canon.
Draco: Marie supported Decepticons too. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN
Gooper Blooper: Marie's heelishness continues

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Jumpropeman: WWE's having its 2017 Royal Rumble in my city
Jumpropeman: *loads up the elephant gun* let's see which wrestler Cornwind's getting for christmas
SteelKomodo: kek
RubyChao: make sure to bring some wrestling merch to serve as a blind
RubyChao: gotta disguise yourself that close to the ring
Jumpropeman: *enters as a moving pile of wrestling t-shirts*
Jumpropeman: aka as my upcoming 2017 character
Draco enters his new character, Parsee.
RubyChao: you know, JRM, i believe you could make that engaging and interesting

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Jumpropeman: "Chang'e was mentioned in a conversation between Houston Capcom and the Apollo 11 crew just before the first Moon landing in 1969"
Jumpropeman: "Houston: Among the large headlines concerning Apollo this morning, is one asking that you watch for a lovely girl with a big rabbit. An ancient legend says a beautiful Chinese girl called Chang-O has been living there for 4,000 years. It seems she was banished to the Moon because she stole the pill of immortality from her husband. You might also look for her companion, a large Chinese rabbit, who is easy to spot since he is always standing on his hind feet in the shade of a cinnamon tree. The name of the rabbit is not reported.
Michael Collins: Okay. We'll keep a close eye out for the bunny girl."
Jumpropeman: also Houston totally got the myth wrong at many points :V

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(Regarding the concept of Mario being only 24 years old)

iKomodo: no twenty-four year old I ever knew had a moustache of that calibur

Saying Goodbye To Sarah: The Story Behind SarahPlot

Took me long enough to write this, didn't it? But hey, now that the busiest part of the offseason - the holidays - is over, and we enter the long stretch of peace between now and May 1, I figured it was high time I finally get around to talking about my third and final plot of the 2016 RP season - SarahPlot.

This one's gonna be different from my usual plot aftermath posts, working a bit more stream-of-consciousness than a format of characters then events.
  
THE INITIAL IDEA
With my roster enormous going into Season 6, it was high time I do some wrapping up of major characters to make room for others to have their own time in the sun. One character chosen for retirement was Sarah Triden. She's had an incredible run in RP. She was one of the driving forces behind the initial "RP Explosion", and had gotten in on the ground floor for RP's ascendance to being a serious, plot-driven Thing instead of just "a bunch of weirdos talk about ZooFights". She was instrumental in the stories of many characters, whether it was by befriending them or saving their lives, or in one case falling in love. She came back for a second season, then faded into the background before coming back with a vengeance halfway through Season 4, then remained major the next year. As much as I love the little marshmallow, I knew I was running low on stories to tell with her, and her role could be filled by other characters. Helios and the rest of the hospital crew have slowly usurped Sarah's role as the primary healers of the Kobbers, and I've got no shortage of cute, bubbly characters that could be used instead of Sarah for casual bar chat and making friends. But with a character this important to RP, who's been around this long, you don't just snuff out their light and move on. Sarah needed a proper finale, one that built on her history.

Chatzy Madness Volume 268: THE SUN-DRENCHED TROPICAL PARADISE OF ISLE DELFINO

Tableter: I hope you learnt things today
Gooper Blooper: Professor Dirk educated me :V
Gooper Blooper: I didn't get around to doing it in time but just imagine Josephine was there wearing a labcoat and glasses, nodding sagely to everything Dirk said
iKomodo: XD

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AsteroidDog: if i had any sense of what was going on i'd join
AsteroidDog: but i don't
RubyChao: three kids are using the power of Green Spectrum to manipulate trash to cosplay as anime protagonists

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RubyChao: >​type meager as meagher
RubyChao: very obscure #ruined

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Rue: I'm not gonna lie, I totally thought the Green Orb was the Lochnar the first time it was brought up. :Y
Jumpropeman: that certainly would've been a good Problem
Draco: Gamera was the green all along.
Gooper Blooper: the green orb is Widow Maker's left eyeball
Draco: GESP
RubyChao turns into Super Dimentio
RubyChao: GREEEEEEEEEN
AsteroidDog: it was luigi all along
AsteroidDog: it is his day
Rue: All of these things are true.
RubyChao: maybe the real green orb was inside us all along
Gooper Blooper: and the orbs we made along the way
RubyChao attempts to rip it out of his chest
RubyChao: nope, that's red
Gooper Blooper: WATCH, HE'LL TURN GREEN ANY SECOND NOW
Gooper Blooper: ANNNNNNY SECOND NOW
RubyChao: SEE, GREEN!
RubyChao: Oh wait, that's just his anime hair.
Gooper Blooper: so we still have Problem

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RubyChao: oh my god
RubyChao: goops, do you remember the 3D Pokedex thing on 3DS?
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, what about it?
RubyChao: i found a creepypasta
Jumpropeman: my brother had the paid one
RubyChao: It was great to see pokemon in great 3D, the instructions said to find more pokemon you point your camera at an AR card, I didn’t have any but turned on the camera anyway. On the screen I could see my room, I turned the 3DS around and took a photo of myself. Click. Looking back at the screen I almost cried, it showed my face and behind me was a dark unhuman face, I jumped up from my seat and turned around… Nothing. I calmed a little, must have just been a trick of the light.
Gooper Blooper: it was great to see some great Pokemon in great 3D that's really great
ivel: oh god, a Pokedex 3D creepypasta
ivel: I'm actually surprised that exists

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RubyChao: what i really wonder is
RubyChao: counting white, Spectrum is seven colors
RubyChao: but eight letters
RubyChao: HOW WILL THIS DISCREPENCY BE RESOLVED????
Jumpropeman: Spectrum renamed to Spectum

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SteelKomodo: one time Eddie vaped too hard and saw this in his dreams

GB's Vidya 2016: Year In Review

You guys know the drill by now! Every year I give a short review to every video game I beat in the past twelve months, ranking them from least favorite to most favorite as I try to find my favorite video game of the year. Two years ago I played only a handful of games, and last year I played a whole bunch but many of them were small, quick games played more for the blogpost than anything else. This year I focused on "major" games - only nine titles are represented (I have combined two of them into one entry, so there are eight reviews here), but the majority of them were long games I had to sink a lot of hours into. With three Pokemon games, two Ace Attorney games, and another RPG on top of that, I spent a lot of time gaming this year - just not on a lot of different games!

First, lemme just give a shoutout to last year's winner, Robot Arena 2. Just as I was finally tiring of it, I found another mod that completely overhauls the game, introduces a bunch of real-world robot opponents, and basically just breathes new life back into a well-worn game. I still mess around with this game almost daily, if only for a few minutes. Definitely deserved that win last year if I'm still playing the dang thing.

Let's get started.