WHAT AN UNEXPECTED FRENZY SASQUATCH
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
WHERE'S MARIO
DID IT EAT MARIO
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La La La LAA rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
La La La LAA: :l
I... I just have to live with it. Zargeesh is... .... ... not a jobber.
La La La LAA sobs into kerchief
La La La LAA: I just don't know where I went wrong
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Baked Cookies: "dash extract"
Baked Cookies: its dinosaur piss ain't it
DMG: considering certain smaller monsters can drop "Dash Extract" on the ground if you hit them hard enough, yeah I'd call that monster piss
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Jumpropeman: imagine trying to organize a Doctor Meeting these days
Jumpropeman: even with Sheep not using anyone on call, we've got like 12 doctor characters now
Gooper Blooper: we've come a long way from "everyone makes sarah heal everyone"
Jumpropeman: Sarah's lawn is pristine
Jumpropeman: no dying kobbers on it anymore
Baked Cookies: well, maybe the occasional half-dead alex
Miserable Sheep: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT
Baked Cookies: can't stop playing hero when danger arises
Baked Cookies: oh god sheep no
DMG: "Bring out your dead!"
Miserable Sheep redoes Rain of Sheep post
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Meh: Did I mention, by the by, that all of the plots are connected this year? h= Not the same one, no, but hopefully by the end you'll see all the strings by the end. I'm mostly afraid of having to drop heavy handed hints or cut threads entirely. So far so good, except the post might be a bit much so on the heavy handed.
Jumpropeman: sorry
Jumpropeman: a small, minuscule, tiny, itsy bitsy hint, huh?
Jumpropeman: Inch will have to call his cousin Small Miniscule Tiny Itsy Bitsy Private Eye
Meh: Next to worthless without heavy coincidence. =y Or a convenience.
Jumpropeman: darn, Inch and Theodore lost the Convenience last year!
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SwedishChao: heyo
ivel joined the chat
SteelKomodo: hi chao
ivel: I'm Chao?
SwedishChao: hivel
ivel: jokes aside yo
Draco: Hi Ivel. You're Chao until he gets back unless he finds a beautiful Swedish physicist with a collection of Touhou figures on her shelf.
SwedishChao: i wish :V
Draco: You haven't left yet; there's hope for you. :V
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HehHehHehHEHHeh: Two men on a plot
Featuring, written for, written on, and performed by magical girls
The world has been spared anime hutts and singing lobsters another day
HehHehHehHEHHeh: But it may not be so fortunate in the future
HehHehHehHEHHeh: Naaah.
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B.C.: Red lobster time
ivel: LOBSTER KNIGHT NO
ivel: wait :U
HehHehHehHEHHeh rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 33
DMG rolled a die with 10000000 sides. The die showed: 7552225
DMG rolled a die with 1000000000 sides. The die showed: 654890605
DMG rolled a die with 9999999999 sides. The die showed: 711682603
HehHehHehHEHHeh: That's a lot of lobsters, DMG.
DMG: more like not enough lobsters
HehHehHehHEHHeh: Are there ever, though?
DMG: no
Draco: Never enough for the Nibbles Gang!!!.
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ivel: "As Reimu and the party move on, they meet Alice Margatroid, who is said to be there to play. Marisa doesn't believe this, as everyone knows Alice has no friends"
ivel: ouch
Gooper Blooper: ow
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Baked Cookies: this day has been redeemed
Baked Cookies: by a brownie
Baked Cookies: and whatever the fuck i just posted
Bree: yay brownies
Gooper Blooper: delicious brownies
Bree: yay whatever the fuck harpy just posted
ivel: was it an officer
ivel: or a fud
Baked Cookies: if my brownie turned into a robot i would be
Baked Cookies: concerned
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Jumpropeman: "The skies are clear, the birds are chirping, and two girls
B.C.: Jrm plz
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Loth Lorian: -puts on ent shirt- I treelieve in you, JRM
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SteelKomodo: http://imgur.com/gallery/CbZ5t
Super Byte Land: any text mentioning goosebumps becomes a goosebumps book
SteelKomodo: oh god no D:
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Super Byte Land: long ago
Super Byte Land: in a distant land
Super Byte Land: i, del, the shapeshifting master of memes
Super Byte Land: unleashed an unspeakable plot
Super Byte Land: but a foolish ohio man wielding a salty hammer stepped forth to oppose me
SwedishChao: the best part of anyone doing that parody is how easily i read it in the voice
Super Byte Land: i considered throwing in an extra thick joke but discretion is the better part of comedy imo
Blast Chiller: shit i read that in the voice too
Blast Chiller: whoops
Blast Chiller: aku was certainly not considering throwing an extra thick joke
Gooper Blooper: Clash isn't extra thick anyway
Gooper Blooper: just really tall
Blast Chiller: conquest, however
Blast Chiller: might be a different story
Blast Chiller: ...i should probably stop right there
Gooper Blooper: kek
Blast Chiller: she's not THAT kinda Conquest!
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SteelKomodo: http://youtube.com/watch?v=liXHVceGXfc
Gooper Blooper: >A Zoobooks YTP
Gooper Blooper: You have my attention
Zook joined the chat
Zook: Someone's reading my magazine? 8D
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Gooper Blooper: Reminder that Zook was like three paragraphs in BBB4 and that was it
Gooper Blooper: Draco took that ball and RAN WITH IT
Zook: All the way to the end zone, baby. BV
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(re: Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle)
Jumpropeman: i think the weirdest thing about this crossover
Jumpropeman: is that I thought the Rabbids were gone after Rayman Origins and all
Jumpropeman: this is getting me craving a Tactical RPG
Gooper Blooper: >tactics RPG
Gooper Blooper: Resting in her bed, Harpy's eyes slam open
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Jumpropeman: "Which of the following video-game series do you like? Please select all that apply."
Jumpropeman: technically, Nintendo Survey
Jumpropeman: I like everything
Jumpropeman: but I'll indulge you by pretending I don't :V
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Jumpropeman: ivel I'm disappointed in you
Jumpropeman: you didn't mention the most important part of the e3 Sony conference
E3vel: that wasn't in the Sony conference
E3vel: tthat's why I left it out
Jumpropeman: Sony how could you bury the lead like that
E3vel: no, they didn't bury him
E3vel: they were going to give Knack his own conference
E3vel: they found out they didn't have enough time to dedicate to him
Jumpropeman: KnackKon was gonna be great
Jumpropeman: they had a ball pit ready and everything!
Bree: KnackKon was jackson howard approved
Gooper Blooper: The problem was, they were going to call it "Knack3" after E3 (it stands for "Knack, Knack, Knack!") but realized it would confuse people into thinking Knack 3 was already in development and they didn't want people to get heart attacks from how exciting that would be
Jumpropeman: goops please
Jumpropeman: the thought of three Knacks in one game
Jumpropeman: where do you go from Robo Knack
Jumpropeman: Machine Knack?!
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(During Nintendo's E3 presentation)
E3vel: oh shiiiiit
SteelKomodo: NO
SteelKomodo: NO WAY
Jumpropeman: CHAO
SwedishChao: THIS MAY BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
(later)
SwedishChao: >A SECOND METROID
SwedishChao: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
B.C.: chao is dying
HYPE METEOR: WHA
Bree: what
HYPE METEOR: WHAT!?!??
HYPE METEOR: INFORM ME AT ONCE
Bree: they announced moar metroids?
B.C.: they
E3vel: wait what?
B.C.: they were waiting for this
SwedishChao: YEP
B.C.: samus 2018
(later)
SwedishChao: sorry to interrupt but this is just
SwedishChao: the hypest fucking day for me jfc
E3vel: :)
SteelKomodo: :)
Jumpropeman: =D
SwedishChao: METROID
SwedishChao: the best part of this for me is honestly like
SwedishChao: 2D handheld and 3D console metroid both showing up was my dream scenario basically
SwedishChao: and then it happened.
SwedishChao keeps flailing
Jumpropeman: yeah, one metroid was all you could hope for
Jumpropeman: and then two was like, Nintendo are you okay
Jumpropeman: you're not acting like yourself
SwedishChao: nintendo's just going
SwedishChao: "yeah, we kinda fucked up with other m and botched the federation force announcement"
SwedishChao: *holds out metroid prime 4 and metroid samus returns*
SwedishChao: "do these make up for it?"
SwedishChao: and i'm just going yes yes they do
Bree: "I'M SORRY, I LOVE YOU, HAVE THESE"
Super Byte Land joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hi del
Bree: hi del
SteelKomodo: hi bro
SwedishChao: hi del nintendo was amazing today
Super Byte Land: i was convinced we'd never see metroid again
Super Byte Land: but i was wrong
Bree: so deliciously wrong
Super Byte Land: we live in brave new worlds
Super Byte Land: with mario and rabbids and beyond good and evil 2
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Is It Working NOW: There were days when Moby just felt like being a dick.
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E3vel: Aeronaut: Oh neat some kind of storyline in Fire Emblem Heroes
-ivel: Heroes?
-Aeronaut: I'm going to pretend that never happened
-Aeronaut: Let's try this again
-Aeronaut: Oh neat some kind of storyline in Fire Emblem Warriors
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Jumpropeman: i'm sitting out of plot for now. Packing for trip/brawl preparations being the main reasons
Jumpropeman: *adds sixteen more weaknesses to his entrants*
Gooper Blooper: I still remember keking at Mac Tonight's BBB5 entry form
Gooper Blooper: one dumb positive and as many negatives as he could possibly think of
Jumpropeman: "-His head is shaped like a moon. Maybe that will activate some werewolves?"
Is It Working NOW: Mac Tonight confirmed Werewolf King
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DMG: so, writing a neurotic party girl with amnesia is interesting
Gooper Blooper: #farming
DMG: farming
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(Cornwind adds Tattletail to RP)
Draco: CORNWIND WHY
DMG: TATTLETAIL LOVES YOU!
E3vel: NO
Cornwind Evil: Because
Cornwind Evil: I'M FREAKING CORNWIND
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Blast Chiller: i gotta explain this shit eventually don't i
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Definitely Not Flat Out: My nose is a fountain of blood, a shrine to Khorne
Definitely Not Flat Out: Noses for the nose recliner
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Draco: One of these days, Gloria's going to be giving a speech somewhere and she'll be introduced as Cookie Encarta. Yamame will be giggling in the audience.
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Draco: I shall be back later. I'm gonna grab some dinner and see if the Home Depot is still open.
ivel: ...I never thought about Home Depot's hours before but now I am
Jumpropeman: Draco really makes us think
Jumpropeman: that's why we keep him on payroll
Draco: I'd better GET paid or it's HEADS that roll. BI
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HYPE METEOR: >Celestia and Skerion
HYPE METEOR: Yikes that's gonna be a power combo. Will this be the Year of the Goop!?!?!?
DracoMobile: Um...Goops had a year a couple years ago.
DracoMobile: More like the Second Coming of Goops.
HYPE METEOR: Will this be the Year of the Goop!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Phone: I may just kill Lysias if he wins the year he joins.
Jumpropeman: I briefly considered adding the rule "must be able to fit in the arena" because of what JRM said in the bar
DracoMobile: Don't deny Dakota her chance. ๐
Jumpropeman: TOO BAD! DAKOTA OFFICIALLY BARRED FROM ENTRY
Jumpropeman: Hansel will just have to fite for this injustice
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(Brinehammer enters Beth for the Brawl)
Salt tool: First entrant up.
M Sheep: >former mutant
M Sheep: ?
M Sheep: ???
M Sheep: Probably not what I'm thinking
Salt tool: https://m.imgur.com/r/spongebob/LSxJe
Draco: XD
M Sheep: ?!
M Sheep: !
M Sheep: ????!
Draco: ?!!?!?!??!!?!?!???!?!?!?!????!!!???!?!?!??!
(later)
Gooper Blooper: Beth is one of those characters where they get introduced and you're just like "yeah that one is brawling"
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(Draco enters Gamera inot the Brawl - his entry is initially just an image of Gamera flying)
HYPE METEOR: I love how Gamera isn't labeled placeholder
HYPE METEOR: Like
HYPE METEOR: That's it
HYPE METEOR: That's his entry
M Sheep: Gamera placeholders for NO ONE
Draco: Spy, there aren't many people with more Brawl cred than Gamera by this point. If you don't know what he does by now, you never will.
Draco: Because he will step on you.
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HYPE METEOR: "When struck by attacks, Big's bulk will cause most strikes to just bounce right off him, and he can in some cases, when giddy enough, not even feel the attacks at all, making Big nearly impossible to be taken down"
HYPE METEOR: This is not my Brawl entry
HYPE METEOR: This is his wiki page
GermanChao: amazing
HYPE METEOR: I do not know why the wiki insists Big is unstoppable
ivel: because he is
HYPE METEOR: "Level 3: Big pulls out his fishing rod and swings a large, burning metal mace with spikes around in a circle. Attack radius and damage is at maximum."
ivel: yup
HYPE METEOR: Why does the Sonic Wiki not have an organized list of Big the Cat's fighting techniques
HYPE METEOR: I have to go on like every page to dig this shit up
HYPE METEOR: Also why is Big the Fucking Cat looking like my strongest entry this competition
Draco: Big the Cat for Godbeast '17.
ivel: you brought it upon yourself
ivel: this is what you get when you use 21s on Big
HYPE METEOR: I mean, sure, Bob is disgustingly broken at football. But Big is apparently running on godmode
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Blast Chiller: also, MABI UPDATE
Blast Chiller: NEW DUNGEON, NEW SYSTEM TO BREAK THE STAT CAP
Blast Chiller: NEW CUTE GIRLS
Blast Chiller: look at this sad mysterious girl
Gooper Blooper: so sad :<
Blast Chiller: for those who wanna see the trailer for some reason
Blast Chiller: LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS
Blast Chiller: also look at that sexy elf bard
Blast Chiller: bless you, yvonne
ivel: Harplz
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Blast Chiller: dia has learned the Dance of Death.
Gooper Blooper: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY *close up of dia's face*
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Draco joined the chat
Jumpropeman: who's this guy
Draco: Hello. Is this a Lion King RP chat?
Jumpropeman: you tell me, rawr >:3
Draco: Clearly not. Simba says ROWR. BU
Cornwind Evil: Draco you lied to us
Draco: I always do.
Jumpropeman: I'm my original character, Bimba
Jumpropeman: *Bimba briefly takes a few minutes away from chat to bathe in the watering hole before it gets to late and he wakes up his nieces and nephews*
Cornwind Evil: I'm my own original character, Kimba!
Cornwind Evil: ......wait.
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HYPE METEOR: link
DMG: there are far more of those than I ever hoped for
Jumpropeman: link
HYPE METEOR: JRM
HYPE METEOR: NO
HYPE METEOR: WHAT HAVE YOU DO-
DMG: why... why is there a joke book
DMG: and why don't I own it?
HYPE METEOR changed name to Why didnt the plane fly?
ivel: DMG no
Why didnt the plane fly? hovers in front of JRM, expectantly
Jumpropeman: because of updog?
Why didnt the plane fly? changed name to BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A BANANA
Jumpropeman: ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
Jumpropeman: incidentally
Jumpropeman: all the jokes in that Donkey Kong joke book
Jumpropeman: are poorly transcribed webcomics
Jumpropeman: no images
Jumpropeman: just some guy stealing jokes and ignoring the visual component
Draco: It's what the Brawl winner gets as a prize. :D
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A BANANA: Wait
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A BANANA: What
Phone: Majestic.
Jumpropeman: I listened to a 2 hour podcast where two guys read each and every joke, and they discovered almost all of them were stolen from webcomics
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A BANANA: That's amazing
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Definitely Not Flat Out: Arms review: 0/10 no Twintelle romance option, have not actually played
Definitely Not Flat Out changed name to Tipsyleter
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Cornwind Evil: I think the Big Five would have been better off with Dawn's consequences
GermanChao: they probably would have been :V
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Mostly Sheep (M Sheep) joined the chat
GermanChao: HI SHEEP!
GermanChao waves happily to sheep
Mostly Sheep: bluh
Mostly Sheep crawls into coffin
Mostly Sheep: Took all night, but I got my papers done
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉ opens coffin window gently to poke Sheep
GermanChao: u did it
GermanChao: and now you can enter DOCTOR DEER
GermanChao: (and four other guys i guess)
Gooper Blooper: Well Dr Deer will be easy to enter at least
Gooper Blooper: just copy-paste last year's entry and add an extra bullet point that says "also he won the consolation brawl so he's good at fighting now I guess"
GermanChao: ^use that exact wording
Mostly Sheep: No, you see, I'm going to enter parts of Dr. Deer into each slot
Mostly Sheep: Slot 2: Dr. Deer's Left back-leg
El Diablo Pollo: IT CAN'T BE
El Diablo Pollo: IT'S THE LEGENDARY EXODIA DOCTOR DEER
Mostly Sheep: Strengths: kicking
Mostly Sheep: Weaknesses: brain functions and no thumbs
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F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: Someday soon, Scylla can rest easy, knowing the man on the box is dead.
...
UNLESS HE WINS FOR THE ELDERLY GODS
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: AND SPREADS THE TERROR OF THE KING IN YELLOW ONCE MORE CROSS THE FACE OF THE HUMAN PSYCHE (AND FISHPEOPLE PSYCHE)
Gooper Blooper: The rise of the gorton fisherman has quietly been one of the most insane things all season
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: ๐๐ธ๐ถ๐ฎ ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ป๐ช๐ท๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ท๐ผ ๐ซ๐ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ซ๐
๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ท ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ญ๐ผ ๐ธ๐๐ท ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐๐ฒ๐ต๐ต ๐ฏ๐ป๐
๐๐ต๐ช๐ด๐ ๐ฒ๐ท ๐ช ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ต๐ญ๐ฎ๐ท ๐ฌ๐ป๐พ๐ผ๐ฝ
๐๐ธ๐ท๐ฎ๐ผ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ซ๐ธ๐ญ๐ ๐ฐ๐ป๐ธ๐พ๐ท๐ญ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ญ๐พ๐ผ๐ฝ
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉:: I'm going to give you unholy power that I should not possess and that might ruin us forever with the abuses. =v Orrrr maybe you're more responsible than me.
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: I would pay you eighty bucks to revise all of Cauren's past posts to fancy lettering, but I don't have eighty bucks and no one has that kind of time.
Gooper Blooper: Ah, so that's how he's doing it
GermanChao: ๅฑฑ๐ฝ๐t ั๐๐ั ๐จⓞแปฎ ฤ๐ธฮฎั
Gooper Blooper: (ใฃ◔◡◔)ใฃ ♥ i need souls jon ♥
GermanChao: shore hope nobody harvests my seeeeooooul
Mostly Sheep: >one of the fonts makes it upside down and backwards
Mostly Sheep: Surely no one would be so obnoxi-
Mostly Sheep already pasting into a post
Mostly Sheep: ....Consarnit
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Jumpropeman: *does the quarterly Harass JRMSisters for Entrants task*
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Jumpropeman: I feel like Aviaticus and the Iron Giant would be bros
Jumpropeman: *has watched Iron Giant twice with the nephews and niece this trip*
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: YOU
STAY
I
GO
Jumpropeman: NO FOLLOWING ;w;
El Diablo Pollo: ;;
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F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: Oh yes. Almost forgot. Per Harps' reaction to Murasa still being alive- she isn't. =V Her base form in Touhou is that she's a water ghost what drowns ships. She didn't do that out here because she enjoyed the challenge of doing it manually after being cooped up in Genyosokyo-mabbiber for awhile, but she's still undead. =B
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: She was buried alive without a ceremony or a ritual, so she's just stuck in the hole. Bored. =Y
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: Huh. Speak of the devil ghost.
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: Goops just undug her. .x.
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: This was unplanned. Now to wing it! ... like everything I do, actually! =V
Mostly Sheep: Quick, have a merchant vessel pass by, one of the hands being skunk drunk, and accidentally losing an anvil aboard the shipment and into teh water
Mostly Sheep: that'll re-bury her in a hurry
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: Yesss. Yessss. Sounds good.
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉ asked Chatzy to choose between disappear forever, join kobbers, go back, immediately betray, take up space, dance ocean, make new pirates and other. Chatzy chose: join kobbers
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: ::::L
You're obsessed, Chatzy.
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: I should've known better than to ask you about a Touhou.
F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉ flops over to obey command anyway
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Blast Chiller: junko being back is the best news i've ever heard
Blast Chiller: i'm gonna adopt her, i say
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SteelKomodo: wait what the fuck is a mushrump
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