RedSpy: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
RedSpy: . . . Fucking controller
RedSpy: Stop sitting on my keyboard
SteelKomodo: SPY NO D:
TheDeleter: woah there maurice
RedSpy goes to run ONE errand and look what happens
Saberwulf: Hahahahaha
SteelKomodo: lolz
TheDeleter: pffft
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TheDeleter: lately I've been seeing which of the trivia questions on my advent calender can be answered with "YOUR MOM"
SteelKomodo: same with my shitty jokes
TheDeleter: about 60% success rate so far
TheDeleter: "What traditionally goes on top of the Christmas tree?" "YOUR MOM"
TheDeleter: "Who helps Santa make the toys?" "YOUR MOM"
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: "What do people do underneath mistletoe?" "YOUR MO- err..."
SteelKomodo: XD:
TheDeleter: "What transport does Santa use for delivering gifts?" "YOUR MOM"
Saberwulf: pff
TheDeleter: I know, it's childish, but i can't help but try
SteelKomodo: true that
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SteelKomodo: Browser crash D:
Gooper Blooper: read that as "Bowser cash"
Gooper Blooper: dammit bowsa
TheDeleter: bowser so cash
SteelKomodo: XD
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Saberwulf: Now I'm gonna go pass out, wake up, take a shower, shave, and then go to school to do absolutely fuck all for a period of time before coming home and doing less
Saberwulf: It's tough out there for a LONE WULF YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
Saberwulf: Okay yeah I think I've actually gone insane this time
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Saberwulf: How's everyone today?
RedSpy: Amazing
RedSpy: You?
SteelKomodo: doin fine
Saberwulf: Fucking terrible
RedSpy: D:
Saberwulf: I'm always one to lighten the mood, aren't I
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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: late nite chatzy
Gooper Blooper: of silence and sadness
RedSpy was timed out 7 minutes ago
Gooper Blooper: aw
Mario joined the chat 6 minutes ago
Mario: It's-a ME, MARIO!
Gooper Blooper: oh shit
Gooper Blooper: hi mario
Gooper Blooper: what the fuck is up
Gooper Blooper: you having a good day
Mario: It's-a been a GREAT day!
Gooper Blooper: Really now? Tell me more.
Mario: I rescued the princess!
Gooper Blooper: Bowser again, right?
Mario: Si
Gooper Blooper: I went-a through his castle and we had a huge-a fight!
Gooper Blooper: But-a he still has those buttons that-a break the bridge he's-a standing on.
Gooper Blooper: -wait shit
Gooper Blooper: the illusion is shattered and ruined
Gooper Blooper: I am so ashamed
Mario: It's-a okay
Gooper Blooper: thanks mario
Gooper Blooper: at least you believe in me
Mario left the chat 2 minutes ago
RedSpy joined the chat 2 minutes ago
Gooper Blooper: I can't even talk to myself correctly
RedSpy: Ey Goops xD
Gooper Blooper: oh fuck
RedSpy: I am so recording this for future generations of Kobbers *SHOT*
Gooper Blooper: I'M SO ASHAMED
RedSpy: XD
RedSpy: So how are ya?
Gooper Blooper: Aside from my dimentia? Pretty good
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TheDeleter: aw shit this youtube video is like an hour long
TheDeleter: well there goes my dream of getting up early today
TheDeleter: well, uh
TheDeleter: tomorrow?
TheDeleter: this morning?
TheDeleter: shit fuck time man
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Cornwind Evil: "I think sappiness went out the window when you slaughtered Santa's elves"
Cornwind Evil: Charming thing to come into
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TheDeleter: Bruce Forscythe, an eighty-three year old man, just used the word noob live on air
TheDeleter: I died inside
RedSpy: Oh god wat D:
Saberwulf crosses out "old people use internet slang in public" on apocalypse list
Saberwulf: Locust are delayed by strong headwinds, but expect them before Christmas
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SteelKomodo: so um
SteelKomodo: dongs
RedSpy: Gnods
SteelKomodo: pfffft
RedSpy: DONNOD
SteelKomodo: GNONG
SteelKomodo: wait, I mean SGNONGS
RedSpy: That sounds like an annoying alien neighbor
RedSpy: "SGNONGS! YOU RUINED MY PICNIC!"
SteelKomodo: it does
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: gotta work that into my RP now
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M_Sheep: Crazy Bus didn't really bug me much
M_Sheep: Read a little while it was going too, just to make sure.
Saberwulf: Jesus, that didn't bother you?
Saberwulf: Do
Saberwulf: Do I really have to pull out Threnody
RedSpy: Oh god Threnody
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Gooper Blooper: widow_maker_drawn_by_a_good_artist.jpg
Saberwulf: It's like she's saying "what's the deal with airline food?" before going to tear people in half
Gooper Blooper: "If male mantids didn't wanna be eaten they wouldn't be so damn delicious, AMIRITE?"
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RedSpy: Dan, Phoenix Wright, Adam Jensen, Ezio, Egoraptor, and Piccolo
RedSpy: And Phoenix Wright eliminates Dan in 4 seconds flat
RedSpy: Even gets his theme music played
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: Typical Dan, getting his ass handed to him
RedSpy: So did Hercule, way earlier
RedSpy: 4th in, 1st out
RedSpy: OH FUCK ITS LITTLE MAC
RedSpy: But at least Adam Jensen FINALLY takes out Ezio. He never asked for this
M_Sheep: You know?
M_Sheep: This really reminds me of back when I volunteered at a nursing home and talking to people with dementia
M_Sheep: I mean with the whole running commentary on this game thing beyond my perception.
RedSpy: Oh, sorry D:
M_Sheep: Hah! I don't mind
RedSpy: Gabe Newell's first action upon entering: fucking full body tackle Little Mac into a corner
SteelKomodo: Epiiiiic
RedSpy: And then Weegee enters
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TheDeleter: aaaaaaaaa
SteelKomodo: aaaaaaaaa to you too
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lara joined the chat 109 minutes ago
SteelKomodo: ello spy
SteelKomodo: or whoever
Saberwulf: JRM maybe? It'd be very odd of a new person showing up.
SteelKomodo: and they've vanished
SteelKomodo: huh
TheDeleter: very odd indeed
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Gooper Blooper: oh yeah, something I forgot to mention
SteelKomodo: oh?
Saberwulf: hmm?
Gooper Blooper: Aside from seeing that "Doomrider_nanana" guy in the VGCW chat, it also gave a second possibly unintentional ZFRP reference
Gooper Blooper: I've seen multiple people use the word "Gorillion"
Gooper Blooper: usually in reference to DK
SteelKomodo: DK is indeed worth a Gorillion
SteelKomodo: in fact, he probably has $Gorillion hidden somewhere in the jungle, considering all the games he's been in :P
Saberwulf: That's probably just a "multiple discovery" kind of situation
Saberwulf: Gorillion rolls off the tongue so nicely, the Major couldn't of been the first to make it up
TheDeleter: ^
Gooper Blooper: This is the first Google Image result for "Gorillion"
Gooper Blooper: The Zoofights version is the second result
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: oh god
SteelKomodo: wat D:
Gooper Blooper: Looking at the sheer number of times MF's image shows up in the results, I think it went viral
TheDeleter: and thus
TheDeleter: our jimmies were rustled
SteelKomodo: A GORILLION DOLLARS
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SteelKomodo: so lemme tell you about the ones that didn't make it into Monster Mash (because no way am I writing as many fights as in the average ZF season)
RedSpy: Dun dun dun!
Saberwulf: Do tell
SteelKomodo: now, China was gonna enter the Mongolian Death Worm, but we felt like they weren't giving anyone a chance
SteelKomodo: i mean, that thing can kill you with acid, with electricity and just by brushing against you in a narrow corridor. Talk about OP
Gooper Blooper: I know about MGW through cryptozoology and yeah that thing is broken
SteelKomodo: The Grecian Triad had a bit of a free-for-all to try and get either Hydra, Minotaur or Manticore in
SteelKomodo: but then Sharktopus ate them all, so Greece was out
Saberwulf: Hahaha
RedSpy: XD
SteelKomodo: meanwhile, Germany's Frankenfish lost out to Vietnam's Mega Piranha
SteelKomodo: and we all know what happened to Mega Piranha
SteelKomodo: ;_;
Gooper Blooper: :<
Gooper Blooper: as long as we're talking about Stuff That Didn't Happen
Gooper Blooper: there was a Halloween plot I might have done if we'd been more active
SteelKomodo: mmhm
Gooper Blooper: and hadn't overdosed on plots
SteelKomodo: oh?
Gooper Blooper: It would involve Tridenland suddenly getting a new attraction Celestia doesn't remember putting up
Gooper Blooper: called Mr. Bones' Wild Ride
RedSpy: Oh god D:
SteelKomodo: oh lawd D:
RedSpy: The submission match never ends
TheDeleter: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
Gooper Blooper: I wasn't sure if it would be a real threat or a prank, either
Gooper Blooper: there may or may not have been Horrorland references
SteelKomodo: and last but not least, New Hebrew's Rock Monster and Denmark's Frost Giant destroyed each other in their fight
SteelKomodo: god bless their mismatched elemental souls :<
Gooper Blooper: goddamn ScyFy has made a lot of random bad CGI horror movies
SteelKomodo: true that
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