Chatzy Madness Volume 58: Alexander's Sarahkin Harem

Saberwulf: I never added a lotto since I basically don't have any more characters
RedSpy: I just tossed in 17 because fuck it have a crab
Saberwulf: Everyone else is either dead, not born yet, or not yet introducable
RedSpy: >​not born yet
RedSpy: Wulf confirmed for entering Dr. Fetus
Saberwulf: pff
RedSpy: (In all srs, if you're out of lotto chars)
RedSpy: (Just enter John Cena)
Saberwulf: hahaha
SteelKomodo: (XD)
RedSpy: (Although then Vince McMahon will find out, make 300 alts, and spam votes for him)

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Cornwind Evil: In other news I just sold a jewelcrafting pattern at 30x markup because the person who bought it didn't know you could buy it in a shop around the corner of the Auction House
SteelKomodo: pffffft, amazing
SteelKomodo: that's almost like me getting loads of bells in animal crossing because the alpaca at Re-Tail takes loads of money for bugs and stuff
Cornwind Evil: To be fair it was a Limited Sale pattern
Cornwind Evil: Which means its not always being sold
Cornwind Evil: And there's only one for sale at a time
SteelKomodo: ah
Cornwind Evil: But a lot of those are in far off corners
Cornwind Evil: Not right in the near center of the Alliance's main town
RedSpy: xD Dick move man
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: your cutthroat tactics would serve you well in EVE
TheDeleter: note: don't play Eve

Chatzy Madness Volume 57: Gloria is a Kidnapping Pig

Gooper Blooper: I tend to base all of my RP around "this would be cool" and "this would be funny"
SteelKomodo: Who doesn't? :P
RedSpy: I base all of mine around passing out, waking up, and seeing posts made

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M Sheep: So, apparently I screwed your and Goops Fite, CW
M Sheep: Sorry about that
Cornwind Evil: Hardly. It was JRM's decision
Cornwind Evil: I mean YOU COST ME MY WIN
Cornwind Evil: RGGGGHHHHH
M Sheep: T_T
M Sheep: EVERYTHING THAT I TOOOOOOUCH

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M Sheep: Good lord, what have I created.
M Sheep: What have I DONE
M Sheep: I think I need to hang up my keyboard and live our the rest of my days in a convent after that one

Chatzy Madness Volume 56: The Candymania

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Monster Mash: Loser's League - Purple Creature Eater vs Piranha Commando

"ROBOTEERS! Um, I mean, CYBORG MUTANT ANIMAL COMBATEERS! Welcome to the grand opening of our glorious battle arena, the Greentech AggroDome! We're packed to the rafters here with spectators eager to witness the carnage, and our arena is filled with tricks and traps our competitors can use to their advantage! This is Reiko Atari saying... Let's get it on!"

Monster Mash: Loser's League, Battle 3

We're back! And we have a lot to be thankful for. No civilians were hurt in that last battle, and there was minimal property damage. Most importantly, it's over. And with that out of the way, we can move on to the third and final battle of the Loser's League qualifiers!

Monster Mash: Loser's League - Iron Maiden vs. Chupacabrain

"Good evening, Horrifying Monster Warfare Attendees! Reiko Atari here, your eye in the sky for Monster Mash's Loser's League! We are LIVE above Maine's forests, on the outskirts of a lovely town by the name of Ludlow. We've taken appropriate precautions - The town has been evacuated and a flotilla of jeeps led by our finest tank, the M-56 Discipline, plan on keeping order and ensuring tonight's contestants focus their fighting on themselves. We really don't need any more lawsuits.

it looks like they've just dropped off Private Spinneret. More news as it breaks!"

Widow Maker's Game Room 5: Robot Legions

"And we're back! It's been a while, but I'm here with another game review. Today we're going to be delving into the fascinating world of Xbox Live Indie Games. It has a reputation for being a terrible service full of short, lame, copycat bugfests, but any platform with this few barriers for entry is going to require some sifting to get to the good stuff. First up from the indies is Robot Legions. With me today as my special guest is Celestia Canicco, mother of a thousand roleplay characters."

"So this is that Xbox 360 all the kids are playing these days? Where's the cartridge slot?"
"It uses discs."
"Ohhh!"
"How you can be such a whiz at robotics and yet such a dullard at modern trends is beyond me."

Monster Mash: Loser's League, Battle 2

Boy, we sure are glad the Great Canadian Aquarium is relocating. Nobody wants to clean up the mess Primus Pilus and Estafador made. We've got what's left of the winner safely in storage, awaiting upgrades, but enough about him. It's time to meet the next two beasts that will battle for your entertainment!

Monster Mash: Loser's League - Primus Pilus vs Estafador

"Good evening, Mutant Animal Combat Enthusiasts, because constantly throwing around "sports fans" gets repetitive! My name is Reiko Atari, and I'm your eye in the sky for today's thrilling battle between Primus Pilus, a fiery skeleton that was once a Dinoshark, and Estafador, an enormous brute of a shark stuffed with piranhas and the essence of the undead! Should be fun! I've got my chopper positioned over The Great Canadian Aquarium, and it's a great vantage point to bring the action to you folks at home!"