Slowwind Compevil joined the chat
SteelKomodo: oh hey CW
Slowwind Compevil: Argh SK. Every time I hear that I think of The Room
Slowwind Compevil: And I expect you to ask about my sex life
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Gooper Blooper: Poor Bazza
Gooper Blooper: He was watching another WWE pay-per-view last night
Gooper Blooper: You can tell on his twitter when it all went to shit
Gooper Blooper: Ten minutes left in the show:
Gooper Blooper: "FUCKING YES!!!!!"
Gooper Blooper: Five minutes later
Gooper Blooper: "FUCK THIS COMPANY!!!!"
SteelKomodo: D:
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M Sheep: Can I have...what's his face....BRIAR! Join this
M Sheep: he's so boring I forgot what his name was a for minute there
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Anyone Remember Pogs?
I found a bag of pogs at a yard sale for a quarter yesterday. I never collected pogs as a kid but they were everywhere in the early 90s so I think I must have had a few floating around.
In any case, I bought the bag because I love dumb cheap retro stuff. Let's meet the pogs.
The pogs can be divided into a number of different sets, some more obvious than others. Shown above is the biggest set and the only one with an obvious name: Cyberdudes. Cyberdudes is a bunch of pogs with demented mid-90s-style artwork revolving around a bunch of computer puns. There are some obvious ones like Floppy Drive and Mega Byte, but others aren't even really puns, like Terminally Nuts. My favorite is Outdated System, considering these pogs (excuse me, sorry, they're branded on the back as 'Silly Slammers') were made in 1994. It's like watching that one song in The Brave Little Toaster where all the 80s kitsch appliances sing to the main characters about how obsolete they are.
Pog Count: 18 (including 1 duplicate)
In any case, I bought the bag because I love dumb cheap retro stuff. Let's meet the pogs.
The pogs can be divided into a number of different sets, some more obvious than others. Shown above is the biggest set and the only one with an obvious name: Cyberdudes. Cyberdudes is a bunch of pogs with demented mid-90s-style artwork revolving around a bunch of computer puns. There are some obvious ones like Floppy Drive and Mega Byte, but others aren't even really puns, like Terminally Nuts. My favorite is Outdated System, considering these pogs (excuse me, sorry, they're branded on the back as 'Silly Slammers') were made in 1994. It's like watching that one song in The Brave Little Toaster where all the 80s kitsch appliances sing to the main characters about how obsolete they are.
Pog Count: 18 (including 1 duplicate)
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 70: Courage the Cowardly White Mage
Chatsephine joined the chat
Chatsephine: <3
Chatsephine left the chat
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Saberwulf: Going to Comic-Con has a 95% chance of happening
Saberwulf: I am very excited because of this
Saberwulf: You can see the excitement pouring from my text
The Deleter: it is palpable
The Deleter: also nice one, hope you have a good time and if you don't then punch an anime and make up for it
SteelKomodo: ey wulf, have a good time!
Saberwulf: Seriously though, excited as fuck. My friend just has to make sure her parents are okay with it and then we're totally good. Though she's adamant on paying for her ticket and bus fare and I'm just like you son of a bitch I'm gonna buy you something that costs like $200 to fuck with you
Saberwulf: ANGRILY GENEROUS
SteelKomodo: aw yiss
The Deleter: revengenerous
Saberwulf: The kindest Raiden
SteelKomodo: XD
Chatsephine: <3
Chatsephine left the chat
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Saberwulf: Going to Comic-Con has a 95% chance of happening
Saberwulf: I am very excited because of this
Saberwulf: You can see the excitement pouring from my text
The Deleter: it is palpable
The Deleter: also nice one, hope you have a good time and if you don't then punch an anime and make up for it
SteelKomodo: ey wulf, have a good time!
Saberwulf: Seriously though, excited as fuck. My friend just has to make sure her parents are okay with it and then we're totally good. Though she's adamant on paying for her ticket and bus fare and I'm just like you son of a bitch I'm gonna buy you something that costs like $200 to fuck with you
Saberwulf: ANGRILY GENEROUS
SteelKomodo: aw yiss
The Deleter: revengenerous
Saberwulf: The kindest Raiden
SteelKomodo: XD
Monday, August 19, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 69: Free Bags of Children
Harpy: anyway, i'm kind of scared of that whole giant group at Facility H, so I'm trying to find a more pacifistic way of handling it
Harpy: finally, Carlos does something else
Gooper Blooper: Don't worry Harpy
Gooper Blooper: I'm raising the stakes appropriately
Gooper Blooper: If they bring an army, so do we
Harpy: then I imagining Ariel lifting giant steaks
SteelKomodo: ...eeeek
Gooper Blooper: MIGHTY ARIEL
Gooper Blooper: Can Ariel lift a steak so big even Josephine cannot eat it
Harpy: Alex might be able to help a bit with that
Harpy: the army I mean, not the steak
Gooper Blooper: what, not both?
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Cornwind Evil: It's time for more 'Weird Dreams With Cornwind'
SteelKomodo: oh boy D:
Cornwind Evil: In MMO's, you are given quests to do stuff
SteelKomodo: of course
Cornwind Evil: So I dreamed that real life had something where every year we were given quests
Cornwind Evil: And last year (in the dream) I did some quests for some weirdo I will call Mr. Centipede. That was not actually his name but it is what I will call him.
Harpy: if we were given quests every year, I would clearly do quests for Sir Pantsalot
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, the idea is since its a new year the quest givers will have new reQuests
Cornwind Evil: It is a world of quests
SteelKomodo: queeeeests
Cornwind Evil: But not The World Of Quest
SteelKomodo: Poor Quest :P
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, Mr. Centipede wants the EXACT SAME THINGS as last year
Cornwind Evil: Which I think was some apples and a bag of potatoes
SteelKomodo: ...what a jerk D:<
Cornwind Evil: Anyway it's one of those weird dreams where you alternate between observing/directing events and being in them
SteelKomodo: i've had those
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, once I get the things I go inside Mr. Centipede's house
Cornwind Evil: And basically it's a nightmare Wonderland
Cornwind Evil: And its weird.
Cornwind Evil: The thing that comes into my head is 'Jesus Christ I'm going to die.'
Cornwind Evil: Not in a 'Mr. Centipede is dangerous and wishes me harm' sense
Cornwind Evil: But in a 'Dear god I am doing favors for an alien or otherdimensional being who is trying to pretend to be human to blend in and getting WAY TOO MANY THINGS OFF AND WRONG' way
Cornwind Evil: 'And he is going to shoot me because he doesn't understand how things work or something'
Cornwind Evil: That's the part I really remember. That Mr. Centipede wasn't just incredibly weird, but something pretending to be human
SteelKomodo: eek D:
Cornwind Evil: It's probably from me interacting with M Sheep a lot
Cornwind Evil: He's fond of those sorts of things
SteelKomodo: I was gonna say this sounds very much like something Sheep would come up with :P
Cornwind Evil: This has been more 'Weird Dreams With Cornwind'
SteelKomodo: indeed it has
Harpy: welp
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Harpy: holy shit that is a tiny elf
SteelKomodo: IT IS SO TINY
Harpy: finally, Carlos does something else
Gooper Blooper: Don't worry Harpy
Gooper Blooper: I'm raising the stakes appropriately
Gooper Blooper: If they bring an army, so do we
Harpy: then I imagining Ariel lifting giant steaks
SteelKomodo: ...eeeek
Gooper Blooper: MIGHTY ARIEL
Gooper Blooper: Can Ariel lift a steak so big even Josephine cannot eat it
Harpy: Alex might be able to help a bit with that
Harpy: the army I mean, not the steak
Gooper Blooper: what, not both?
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Cornwind Evil: It's time for more 'Weird Dreams With Cornwind'
SteelKomodo: oh boy D:
Cornwind Evil: In MMO's, you are given quests to do stuff
SteelKomodo: of course
Cornwind Evil: So I dreamed that real life had something where every year we were given quests
Cornwind Evil: And last year (in the dream) I did some quests for some weirdo I will call Mr. Centipede. That was not actually his name but it is what I will call him.
Harpy: if we were given quests every year, I would clearly do quests for Sir Pantsalot
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, the idea is since its a new year the quest givers will have new reQuests
Cornwind Evil: It is a world of quests
SteelKomodo: queeeeests
Cornwind Evil: But not The World Of Quest
SteelKomodo: Poor Quest :P
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, Mr. Centipede wants the EXACT SAME THINGS as last year
Cornwind Evil: Which I think was some apples and a bag of potatoes
SteelKomodo: ...what a jerk D:<
Cornwind Evil: Anyway it's one of those weird dreams where you alternate between observing/directing events and being in them
SteelKomodo: i've had those
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, once I get the things I go inside Mr. Centipede's house
Cornwind Evil: And basically it's a nightmare Wonderland
Cornwind Evil: And its weird.
Cornwind Evil: The thing that comes into my head is 'Jesus Christ I'm going to die.'
Cornwind Evil: Not in a 'Mr. Centipede is dangerous and wishes me harm' sense
Cornwind Evil: But in a 'Dear god I am doing favors for an alien or otherdimensional being who is trying to pretend to be human to blend in and getting WAY TOO MANY THINGS OFF AND WRONG' way
Cornwind Evil: 'And he is going to shoot me because he doesn't understand how things work or something'
Cornwind Evil: That's the part I really remember. That Mr. Centipede wasn't just incredibly weird, but something pretending to be human
SteelKomodo: eek D:
Cornwind Evil: It's probably from me interacting with M Sheep a lot
Cornwind Evil: He's fond of those sorts of things
SteelKomodo: I was gonna say this sounds very much like something Sheep would come up with :P
Cornwind Evil: This has been more 'Weird Dreams With Cornwind'
SteelKomodo: indeed it has
Harpy: welp
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Harpy: holy shit that is a tiny elf
SteelKomodo: IT IS SO TINY
Saturday, August 17, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 68: Did He Just Shit Out Savings
Spy OMac: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mqs2ogpvaa1sxudx7o1_1375235729_cover.jpg
Gooper Blooper: I remember that. I think that's Sonic Heroes' manual
SteelKomodo: yes, it is
Gooper Blooper: eggman the feminist
Harpy: that sounds
Harpy: odd to see in the same sentence together
Harpy: does that mean he does activist work while he's busy not trying to take over the world?
Harpy: or does he want to take over the world so that women can finally have equal rights?
Gooper Blooper: hahaha, the VGCW wiki found the image and is using it to say that Eggman supports the WVGCW
Spy OMac: Eggman founded the Society
Gooper Blooper: The Practice breaks up because Wily's a chauvinist with only one female robot master
Spy OMac: And that was a DLN anyway
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Harpy: [1:10:38 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: I need to somehow get a sound to play on my phone when it's done charging so I could edit said sound to change it to Medic saying "Fully charged!"
Gooper Blooper: HAHAHAHAHA
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: i hope he gets the cracklin uber sound with it
Gooper Blooper: phone lights up a bright blue
M Sheep: You get a phone call, and it just screams 'Medic! MEDIC!' over and over
M Sheep: and over
M Sheep: again
Harpy: [1:15:06 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: it could be Scout saying "Need a Dispenser here" with the sound of a frying pan constantly playing
[1:15:12 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: that would be the worse
Gooper Blooper: I remember that. I think that's Sonic Heroes' manual
SteelKomodo: yes, it is
Gooper Blooper: eggman the feminist
Harpy: that sounds
Harpy: odd to see in the same sentence together
Harpy: does that mean he does activist work while he's busy not trying to take over the world?
Harpy: or does he want to take over the world so that women can finally have equal rights?
Gooper Blooper: hahaha, the VGCW wiki found the image and is using it to say that Eggman supports the WVGCW
Spy OMac: Eggman founded the Society
Gooper Blooper: The Practice breaks up because Wily's a chauvinist with only one female robot master
Spy OMac: And that was a DLN anyway
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Harpy: [1:10:38 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: I need to somehow get a sound to play on my phone when it's done charging so I could edit said sound to change it to Medic saying "Fully charged!"
Gooper Blooper: HAHAHAHAHA
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: i hope he gets the cracklin uber sound with it
Gooper Blooper: phone lights up a bright blue
M Sheep: You get a phone call, and it just screams 'Medic! MEDIC!' over and over
M Sheep: and over
M Sheep: again
Harpy: [1:15:06 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: it could be Scout saying "Need a Dispenser here" with the sound of a frying pan constantly playing
[1:15:12 PM] Sir Gareth Ivelchild III: that would be the worse
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 67: Taylor Swift Chat
SteelKomodo: I thought CW would be asleep
SteelKomodo: but he's posting XD
GB Hazard: Cornwind never sleeps
GB Hazard: he's always watching
SteelKomodo: ...is he
SteelKomodo: GABEN?
GB Hazard: No way
GB Hazard: Cornwind would never have booked Red to fight Ganon
SteelKomodo: XD
GB Hazard: Instead it would be "You're fighting a main eventer! A current champion! One of the most beloved VGCW characters ever!"
GB Hazard: Red comes out
GB Hazard: TOO BAD, WALUIIIIGI TIME
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFT
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SteelKomodo: hmm, what to give...
SteelKomodo: what do I give to one of the Sarahkin, who can be said to have almost everything D:
Harpy: a book
RedSpy: Give her a tribble
Harpy: we are not reliving that, Spy
GB Hazard: spy pls
SteelKomodo: NO spy
SteelKomodo: go back into that corner
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RedSpy: Now we need Oceanus and Construct 8 to strike up a friendship, die in a fite, and get rebuilt as Construct O
SteelKomodo: but he's posting XD
GB Hazard: Cornwind never sleeps
GB Hazard: he's always watching
SteelKomodo: ...is he
SteelKomodo: GABEN?
GB Hazard: No way
GB Hazard: Cornwind would never have booked Red to fight Ganon
SteelKomodo: XD
GB Hazard: Instead it would be "You're fighting a main eventer! A current champion! One of the most beloved VGCW characters ever!"
GB Hazard: Red comes out
GB Hazard: TOO BAD, WALUIIIIGI TIME
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFT
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SteelKomodo: hmm, what to give...
SteelKomodo: what do I give to one of the Sarahkin, who can be said to have almost everything D:
Harpy: a book
RedSpy: Give her a tribble
Harpy: we are not reliving that, Spy
GB Hazard: spy pls
SteelKomodo: NO spy
SteelKomodo: go back into that corner
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RedSpy: Now we need Oceanus and Construct 8 to strike up a friendship, die in a fite, and get rebuilt as Construct O
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 66: A Sugary End
Saberwulf: Jaxx is like a retarded dog in a field of rabbits
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Saberwulf: Since Ardea doesn't have technology, I thought of substituting a TV or radio to inform people of goings on with a traveling bard band that sings the news very loudly at people in the bar
Harpy: that'd be perfect
Harpy: I was thinking more of crystal balls but sometimes they tell the future going on instead of present
TheDeleter: i love it
Saberwulf: "Oooohhh the Society has come... *bring!* to burn down the town! *bring!* and now the forces of good, *bring* have assembled *bring bring!* to take them down! *Buuding!*
Gooper Blooper: medieval barbershop quartet
Saberwulf: Like that
TheDeleter: it's also historically accurate which appeals to my stunted sense of versimilitude
Gooper Blooper: "craaaabCraaaabCRAAAAABCRAAAAB THERE'S SOME WEIRD CRABS OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE-UH
Harpy: oh god now I want to see a medieval barbershop quartet
Gooper Blooper: *waving, cane and hat holding*
Gooper Blooper: *jazzhands*
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M Sheep: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Pit from Purnima's well meaning nature?!
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Cornwind Evil: A great line from the Pacific Rim tie in prequel comic
Cornwind Evil: "I've never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will kill it."
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TheDeleter: i am looking up on a lot of baby facts for conrad
TheDeleter: my internet history is getting weird
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Saberwulf: Since Ardea doesn't have technology, I thought of substituting a TV or radio to inform people of goings on with a traveling bard band that sings the news very loudly at people in the bar
Harpy: that'd be perfect
Harpy: I was thinking more of crystal balls but sometimes they tell the future going on instead of present
TheDeleter: i love it
Saberwulf: "Oooohhh the Society has come... *bring!* to burn down the town! *bring!* and now the forces of good, *bring* have assembled *bring bring!* to take them down! *Buuding!*
Gooper Blooper: medieval barbershop quartet
Saberwulf: Like that
TheDeleter: it's also historically accurate which appeals to my stunted sense of versimilitude
Gooper Blooper: "craaaabCraaaabCRAAAAABCRAAAAB THERE'S SOME WEIRD CRABS OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE-UH
Harpy: oh god now I want to see a medieval barbershop quartet
Gooper Blooper: *waving, cane and hat holding*
Gooper Blooper: *jazzhands*
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M Sheep: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Pit from Purnima's well meaning nature?!
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Cornwind Evil: A great line from the Pacific Rim tie in prequel comic
Cornwind Evil: "I've never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will kill it."
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TheDeleter: i am looking up on a lot of baby facts for conrad
TheDeleter: my internet history is getting weird
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