Chatzy Madness Volume 63: Carla in the Bank

SteelKomodo: did you plan for CW to enter or somethin? Because I was going to, then I caught up with Chatzy and wasn't sure
RubyChao: oh well i didn't really plan for anyone in particular to enter to enter, but he apparently wants to
RubyChao: but i mean if you want to challenge that's a-ok in my book
SteelKomodo: I'll think about it
Harpy: rock paper scissors CW for it
Harpy: "i want my chars killed" "NO I WANNA GET MY CHARS KILLED"
SteelKomodo: XD

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SteelKomodo: so I decided to download the old forums and unzip them
SteelKomodo: ahahahahaha it'll take forever
Gooper Blooper: Yes it will
Gooper Blooper: 8 GB of madness
SteelKomodo: I WANT TO GET OFF MR. GOOPS WILD UNPACKING D:

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Gooper Blooper: ZF forums will live forever
Gooper Blooper: in our hard drives
Gooper Blooper: In addition, I also have them saved on a USB stick as well as on my hard drive and in the Dropbox cloud. I'M READY FOR ANYTHING
SteelKomodo: Dangerously Mad-Prepared

Chatzy Madness Volume 62: Team Sarah Squad

Harpy: I love me some dragons and I love me some cats
Harpy: a dragon with a catlike personality wins my heart over

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Gooper Blooper: Fun Fact: Sarah's gimmick used to be doing the CSI Miami YEEEEEAAAHHHHHHH
Gooper Blooper: the wonders of early RP
Harpy: with no sarah, who will take her place
Waa: MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE - It makes people sad
Cornwind Evil: Yeah, I remember when people pulled up early posts
Cornwind Evil: And I was the only one whose character hadn't changed drastically
Cornwind Evil: Dunno if that's a good or bad thing
Gooper Blooper: Sine is Sine, now and forever

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M Sheep: WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL!
Waa: Some of these are pretty ominous, like Your Money or your Life and Hang the Guilty Man
Cornwind Evil: Bluejay's yelling at the crowd to shut up so she can hear the voice.
Gooper Blooper: The least ominous is probably the worst of all
Gooper Blooper: Guess Your Weight is fucking terrifying
Gooper Blooper: if you're josephine
SteelKomodo: XD
Waa: Your weight is 6-! 6-! 6-! t̴͋͛ͫ̑ͧ̌҉͎̳̣͎̰̳͕͕͍hͨ̉̃̃͑​̵͙̤̟̘̦̗̼͗̓͑ͣͦ̊̒͐ͤ̀͝e̒̎ͯͦ​̧̢̞͓̝̰͉̺̥̘͖̖̈ͧͦ͜͢ͅ ̷̛̠̋̐̓͋̐̀̃̈ͥ̅̂͋ͬͮ͌̄̓ͫ͒̀͜​͈̬͎̱dͯ̿ͫ̂̌̔҉̡̨̛̻͚̰ę͌̿͋́​̵҉̥̲͔̗̲̘͔̭͕̥̭̘̖̳̹̟̕ͅͅmͧ͑​̴̵̹̣̜͕͑͛ͬ̅̓̍̈́̈͐̎̆͐̂͋ͩͣ͜͟​͕̼͚̲̣͎̻͉͇̪̜̼͙͇̝o̸ͯͦͩ͗̄ͨ͜​̻̭͙̘̥͉͚̙̤͜n̅̌ͨͮ̂̌͑ͫ̽̓̐̈ͥ​̷̛̦͈̳͚̮͖͚̰͇̤ͬ̂͛͂̾̽s̆̄ͦ͆ͯ​ͫ͌̑͌ͫ̃͑ͬ̑̋ͯ̂͘҉̩̰̦͚͖͇̜̗ ̘̗̞͕͙̦̯̦̤̦͉͔͔̦͍̃̋̎̔ͪ͆̀s͐​̧̾ͣ͑̎̀̕҉̵͔̳̜̳̼̳͕̗̣̯͖̪̲̙̭​̬̟o̶͑ͩ͐҉͉͕͈͓̹̘̞͙̲̖̯͙̦̦͘ͅ​͓͈ų̶̸̡̹̺̪̯̘̙͉̖̘̝͗ͮ̿͋ͨ͞ͅ​l̛ͤͬ͆̇͌̈̌ͣ̀́ͥ͛ͭ̀̚͏̵͍̫̞͡ͅ​̗̰͖͈̠̜̭͙̪s̵͕̰̔̍ͪ̑ͬ̅͗ͨ̇ͦ͠​̗̮̬̖ ̸̛͚̗̠̩͈̪͎̟͗ͤ͊ͧ̊̃͌́́̂͑ͧͅͅ​͙̳͙̗͇s̵̵̨̨͎̩̮̍͑̾̍̎͒̔̃ͯ͊̕​̞̝̝̝͇̠̮͕͉lͤ͒ͯ̓̾̏ͮͫ͑ͥ̈́͑̐̎​̻͈͔͖͓̲̘̯̦͌̀ͥ̃̀́͝͡ẽ͐͑͌ͤͫ​̷̸̡̖̗̱͕͎̼̯͔̒͗̂ͭ͌̚͢͝p̀̆̃͂​̷̨̡̬̞͚̮̣͈̞̥ͨ́̌̍͊tͨͪ́̊̋͊̚​̵̨̺͔̬̳͚̯̩̝̱̗̫͓͖̻̤͓̯̲́ͬ͝͝​̤ ̸̇̆̉̽͐̂̔̔͘҉̨̞̮̯̞̝̞͓̦̹̞̜͟​̝w̵̡̧̻̩͔̞̭͚̬͈͉̟̥̰̿ͥ̌ͩ̀̚͝​̠͇̳̺̙ǐͫ͆̒͆̂ͬ͗̄̐҉͏̵̺̬̪͙̦​͈͔̻̟͍̪̣͍ͅtͣ̈́ͤ̉̽ͬ̔ͬͤͩ͂͌͂͑​̸̡̡̢̼͔̝͙̗͔̞̓̂̒̅́͜h͂͗̉ͮ̓̚​̧̓̓̋ͦͨ̉ͫ͏̖̗͇̣̟ ̧͓̲͇̞͍̣̲̃̂̇̓̕͠y̌̊ͮ̄͆̋́̓̂​̩̮͎͉̫̙̮̞̟͙̯̠̭͖͓̳̃ͯ̄̿̑͢͞͝​̗̭ơ̧̧̥̺͖̹̤͚͕̹͓̥̅ͬͣͦ̅̀͑͢​͚̥̠͔͙̺̦ű̡̥̮̳̖̳̰̙̪̞̔̒ͦ͟͠​͔͚͓͔̩ͅr̷̷̦̯̭̥̫̦͗ͯ̊̄ͧ̈́ͩͦ̅​̦̻͓̣̼͇ ̴̣̖̻͖̻̬̰͖͈̱̞̬̅̇̉̐̾͌̓ͯ̍̚ͅ​̥̙̥m̜̯̩͎̙͍̪̻͊ͬ̓̀ͪͤ̐̒̍ͦͦͯ̏̅͂̀ͨͬ͝͠oͩ̈̒̉̏̍̿ͬͮ͋͂͒̽̌̚​̷͈̣̻̣͍̬̩̭ͯͩ̾̄̀̀̕t́͌͊̈́̅̽͗​̨̧̨̲̤̘̹̪̠͖̦̭̱̋ͭ̃ͭ͂̒͡ͅhͥͨ​̢̛̘̠̫͎̹̅̐ͥ͌̌̽ͤͪ̎ͭͦͧ̏̚̕͘͞​̱͕͔͇͖̺̙̹ẽ̴̢̃̇͗ͨ̆ͮ̎̾̐ͬ́́​̙͕̱͉̣̝̲̰̖̬r͊̅ͬ͊ͪ̓ͨͭ͐͗̄̒̂​̷̕҉̛͔͙͉̼͡
SteelKomodo: D:

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Cornwind Evil: I read stuff like Koontz and Martin with their lavish descriptions and mine's sort of like "There is a forest. Some of the trees are pines."
Harpy: NOT ENOUGH MAPLE TREES THERE CW
Harpy: RAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cornwind Evil hides behind Widow Maker.
Cornwind Evil holds up Baby Widow Maker as a shield.
Cornwind Evil is a terrible person.

Chatzy Madness Volume 61: Ask Me About The Baby

Waa: Because many students are logging in to get their AP scores right now, our system is experiencing delays and we're unable to display your scores. Please try again later today.
Waa: Waluigi hates this
Gooper Blooper: their servers can't handle all dem F5s

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Gooper Blooper: Didja read the brawl yet
Saberwulf: I did
Saberwulf: Man, Chet got offed by the pig

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Gooper Blooper: Aevar is loading, please wait. Estimated time remaining 5 days, 3 hours
Gooper Blooper: (buffering...)
Erebus: Yeah, pretty much. All that armor, dead muscles and sinew, and ANGRY RED EYES takes awhile to regrow.
Gooper Blooper: It takes a whole day just to bring back the angry
Gooper Blooper: so much angry
Erebus: That and the arrogance might be a whole three-day weekend, alone!

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Waa: I am having way too much fun making fictional crabs

Chatzy Madness Volume 60 - Big Bar Brawl 3 Edition

Gooper Blooper: RP Villain 2013: Cancer
Gooper Blooper: and then the kobbers cure cancer
RedSpy: No, Goops, that's just silly
RedSpy: They micro-size and beat the shit out of it
Saberwulf: Cigarettes and graphite neutron monitor for all

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Cornwind Evil: If the story doesn't organically give us a final boss, I'll have one set up
Cornwind Evil: If it does, they can be dismissed as errors
SteelKomodo: I'm trying to set up Slendy as final boss
Cornwind Evil: The final boss for 2013: Del the Mod
SteelKomodo: but not very well, I must admit
TheDeleter: Can't really do much cos phone sucks
TheDeleter: YOU WILL NEVER WI
TheDeleter: N
Cornwind Evil: Considering I don't have the system
Cornwind Evil: Yes, I will never Wii
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: You will never go to Wisconsin
TheDeleter: bonus boss for 2013 - Captain Bones
Cornwind Evil: Or maybe I should see a doctor
Cornwind Evil: That's not normal
TheDeleter: CAN YE SOLVE HIS PUZZLES
SteelKomodo: YER DEAD
Gooper Blooper: when do we fight timezonius
Gooper Blooper: Besides every day

Chatzy Madness Volume 59: The Sense of Right Alliance

TheDeleter: what kind of roleplayer decides NOT to go full throttle?

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TheDeleter: ~lover~
SteelKomodo: http://i.imgur.com/gpsJ0.png
RedSpy: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gooper Blooper: *Josephine sputters and flails, Widow Maker laughs*
Gooper Blooper: BEST COUPLE~~~~
TheDeleter: best couple 2013
RedSpy: But is it Jonesybus?
TheDeleter: nothing can surpass the lofty heights of jonesybus
TheDeleter: all aboard the jonesybus, destination AWESOME
Gooper Blooper: b-but saralex
TheDeleter: >:I
Erebus: Can't hear you over the sound of BEATING DOWN EVIL
TheDeleter: and lo did conrad grow up with the knowledge to kick yon buttock

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M Sheep: At a bit of a loss as to what to do with the Pyrokinetic Speedster with a big fat ZERO in athletics
Gooper Blooper: He's really fast, he just breaks his legs every time he moves
Gooper Blooper: It's like Cancerfrog from ZF1

Chatzy Madness Volume 58: Alexander's Sarahkin Harem

Saberwulf: I never added a lotto since I basically don't have any more characters
RedSpy: I just tossed in 17 because fuck it have a crab
Saberwulf: Everyone else is either dead, not born yet, or not yet introducable
RedSpy: >​not born yet
RedSpy: Wulf confirmed for entering Dr. Fetus
Saberwulf: pff
RedSpy: (In all srs, if you're out of lotto chars)
RedSpy: (Just enter John Cena)
Saberwulf: hahaha
SteelKomodo: (XD)
RedSpy: (Although then Vince McMahon will find out, make 300 alts, and spam votes for him)

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Cornwind Evil: In other news I just sold a jewelcrafting pattern at 30x markup because the person who bought it didn't know you could buy it in a shop around the corner of the Auction House
SteelKomodo: pffffft, amazing
SteelKomodo: that's almost like me getting loads of bells in animal crossing because the alpaca at Re-Tail takes loads of money for bugs and stuff
Cornwind Evil: To be fair it was a Limited Sale pattern
Cornwind Evil: Which means its not always being sold
Cornwind Evil: And there's only one for sale at a time
SteelKomodo: ah
Cornwind Evil: But a lot of those are in far off corners
Cornwind Evil: Not right in the near center of the Alliance's main town
RedSpy: xD Dick move man
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: your cutthroat tactics would serve you well in EVE
TheDeleter: note: don't play Eve

Chatzy Madness Volume 57: Gloria is a Kidnapping Pig

Gooper Blooper: I tend to base all of my RP around "this would be cool" and "this would be funny"
SteelKomodo: Who doesn't? :P
RedSpy: I base all of mine around passing out, waking up, and seeing posts made

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M Sheep: So, apparently I screwed your and Goops Fite, CW
M Sheep: Sorry about that
Cornwind Evil: Hardly. It was JRM's decision
Cornwind Evil: I mean YOU COST ME MY WIN
Cornwind Evil: RGGGGHHHHH
M Sheep: T_T
M Sheep: EVERYTHING THAT I TOOOOOOUCH

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M Sheep: Good lord, what have I created.
M Sheep: What have I DONE
M Sheep: I think I need to hang up my keyboard and live our the rest of my days in a convent after that one