Chatzy Madness Volume 56: The Candymania

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Monster Mash: Loser's League - Purple Creature Eater vs Piranha Commando

"ROBOTEERS! Um, I mean, CYBORG MUTANT ANIMAL COMBATEERS! Welcome to the grand opening of our glorious battle arena, the Greentech AggroDome! We're packed to the rafters here with spectators eager to witness the carnage, and our arena is filled with tricks and traps our competitors can use to their advantage! This is Reiko Atari saying... Let's get it on!"

Monster Mash: Loser's League, Battle 3

We're back! And we have a lot to be thankful for. No civilians were hurt in that last battle, and there was minimal property damage. Most importantly, it's over. And with that out of the way, we can move on to the third and final battle of the Loser's League qualifiers!

Monster Mash: Loser's League - Iron Maiden vs. Chupacabrain

"Good evening, Horrifying Monster Warfare Attendees! Reiko Atari here, your eye in the sky for Monster Mash's Loser's League! We are LIVE above Maine's forests, on the outskirts of a lovely town by the name of Ludlow. We've taken appropriate precautions - The town has been evacuated and a flotilla of jeeps led by our finest tank, the M-56 Discipline, plan on keeping order and ensuring tonight's contestants focus their fighting on themselves. We really don't need any more lawsuits.

it looks like they've just dropped off Private Spinneret. More news as it breaks!"

Widow Maker's Game Room 5: Robot Legions

"And we're back! It's been a while, but I'm here with another game review. Today we're going to be delving into the fascinating world of Xbox Live Indie Games. It has a reputation for being a terrible service full of short, lame, copycat bugfests, but any platform with this few barriers for entry is going to require some sifting to get to the good stuff. First up from the indies is Robot Legions. With me today as my special guest is Celestia Canicco, mother of a thousand roleplay characters."

"So this is that Xbox 360 all the kids are playing these days? Where's the cartridge slot?"
"It uses discs."
"Ohhh!"
"How you can be such a whiz at robotics and yet such a dullard at modern trends is beyond me."

Monster Mash: Loser's League, Battle 2

Boy, we sure are glad the Great Canadian Aquarium is relocating. Nobody wants to clean up the mess Primus Pilus and Estafador made. We've got what's left of the winner safely in storage, awaiting upgrades, but enough about him. It's time to meet the next two beasts that will battle for your entertainment!

Monster Mash: Loser's League - Primus Pilus vs Estafador

"Good evening, Mutant Animal Combat Enthusiasts, because constantly throwing around "sports fans" gets repetitive! My name is Reiko Atari, and I'm your eye in the sky for today's thrilling battle between Primus Pilus, a fiery skeleton that was once a Dinoshark, and Estafador, an enormous brute of a shark stuffed with piranhas and the essence of the undead! Should be fun! I've got my chopper positioned over The Great Canadian Aquarium, and it's a great vantage point to bring the action to you folks at home!"