Chatzy Madness Volume 310: Numerous Of Chucksters

Miniscule Sheep: "I am tempted to try and think of such a name for myself. A Hydrusona, perhaps."
Miniscule Sheep: did Vykarius ever do this?
MobileDrac: I assume that's why he's Duke Snugglecrusher.

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Gooper Blooper: heading off
RubyChao: night goops
Jumpropeman: night gooper the war criminal
Gooper Blooper: I'm guilty of youtube crimes
Jumpropeman: you're strange man goop
Jumpropeman: but you steam a good ham
Draco: Bye Goops.
Gooper Blooper: I roleplayed Edea who I made an expert burger chef because of one dumb picture, I need to be able to steam hams
Draco: You called Brgrgrs "steamed hams" even though they're clearly grilled?
Gooper Blooper: Um... uh...
Gooper Blooper: you know
Gooper Blooper: one thing I sh...
Gooper Blooper left the chat
Jumpropeman: sounds like goops is pooped

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Marauder Sheep: Ugh, I can't escape Metal Gear Survive trailers
Marauder Sheep: Has not this poor series suffered enough?
Marauder Sheep: STOP
Marauder Sheep: STOP
Marauder Sheep: 'E's DEAD

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yugivel: "Godzilla is now playing Total War Shogun 2"
yugivel: well, rip
SteelKomodo: rip all of us
Smol Catto: godzilla picked a good game
Smol Catto: i wonder if he started with the shimazu or something

Chatzy Madness Volume 309: The King Of Limbo

The Goopy Express: Harpy's physical gift came to me in a massive box
The Goopy Express: also I'm called "goopity bloopity" on the address label
The Goopy Express: that's how you know harpy sent it
The Goopy Express: Harpy gave me... this!
RubyChao: holy big pogeys
Sunkern: What in god's name is that abomination WHO'S THAT POKEMON
MobileDrac: I got one of those with Mega Tyranitar.
The Goopy Express: Harpy included a note
The Goopy Express: "Ey Goop, LEGS INTENSIFY - Harpy"
MobileDrac: That's the Priere Pokemon.
The Goopy Express: pogeysephine

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Jumpropeman: Protagonist of Rogue Warrior Richard Marcinko says "It's like Christmas" as one of his few profanity free lines
Jumpropeman: of course he says it about murdering north koreans and soviets
Jumpropeman: a very interesting version of christmas

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The Goopy Express: I got Pac-Man 256 on Steam the other day and tried it today
The Goopy Express: It's easily the coolest "endless runner" I've ever seen, but maybe I'm just infatuated with ancient pixelated franchises
RubyChao: >coolest
RubyChao: but
RubyChao: but meme run
The Goopy Express: THE MEMES JACK
MobileDrac: NANOMACHINES METAL GEAR MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

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Jumpropeman: also, if you want a good idea of what Rogue Warrior is like, just listen to the end theme
The Goopy Express: oh boy, I read about the end theme
The Goopy Express: here goes nothing
MobileDrac: "MC Mickey Rourke" I have a good feeling about this!
Jumpropeman: also, someone called Disaster Newz followed me on twitter, and they tweet out news on disasters
Jumpropeman: i have to wonder if they mistook what my disaster reports are about
MobileDrac: That was special.
Jumpropeman: hi ho hi ho this fucker's gonna blow

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Conksuck Santa: My brain keeps conjuring up bullshit to try and complicate the simple process of putting head on pillow and closing eyes

Chatzy Madness Volume 308: A Distinct Lack of Sephine

On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: Miu tries to improve on Dawn's design 'just to show her she can'
RubyChao: she would
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: Creates my main 2019 villain Twilight
RubyChao: and/or attempt to sexually proposition her
Jumpropeman: miu would make a more sexually charged design than dirk i wager
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: Dawn: YOU JUST HAD TO USE THE ULTRON SCHEMATICS DIDN'T YOU.
RubyChao: miu and dirk collaborate and dawn's just like
RubyChao: "this is a sexbot design isn't it" "yep!"
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: Dawn: You just HAD to show you could TAME them, didn't you.
Jumpropeman: Dawn is no longer human
Gooper Blooper: Dawn was never human
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: Dawn: Such a design is unnecessary.
Jumpropeman: Gooper! How rude!
RubyChao: OR WAS SHE
RubyChao: DID JRM JUST REVEAL HER DARK BACKSTORY
Jumpropeman: *Faith piledrives gooper*
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: Dawn: The octopus is TECHNICALLY correct...
Jumpropeman: Faith: "HE'S MORE OF A SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID"
Draco: DeMonde teleports to where Zeldoten is and brings her back. She smacks both her and Dawn upside the noggin. "Play nice or I'm grounding zhe both of you." Then she goes back to making her own Hedorah or something IDK.
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: Dawn puts Miu in STEM to help her with Chaos' reformation/reformatting since she's SO GOOD with machines.
Jumpropeman: "Gooper Blooper is a larger than average Blooper who never displays much in the way of intelligence"
Jumpropeman: mariowiki is harsh to our good friend
RubyChao: that's cause they're blooperacists

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On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: Shining Force has a subtitle, much like The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring.
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: Subtitles can really add to something sounding epic
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: KNACK 2: YES THIS EXISTS
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: So guess what the Shining Force subtitle is
Jumpropeman: KNACK 2 BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
ivel: STAR WARS EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE
ivel: :U
ivel: anyway I dunno
RubyChao: THE KING OF LIMBO
ivel: The Shining?
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: It is....SHINING FORCE: THE LEGACY OF GREAT INTENTION
Jumpropeman: gotta love the things that have nonsense subtitles
On Steam Wishlist-REVENGE: ....I think someone mighta have been confused over some Japanese kakana aspects
Jumpropeman: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Jumpropeman: holy shit man, I gotta know about that Gobbo legend
Jumpropeman: hold up guys, I might blow your mind with this hot take on Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
Jumpropeman: its not a game about the legend behind the Gobbos
Jumpropeman: no, Croc perhaps IS the legend of the Gobbos, for his bravery in collecting generic crystals
ivel: :O
Phone: You're rapidly losing my financial support, but go on
ivel: with this revelation, I need to go to bed to process this
Jumpropeman: Gobbos, by the by, appearing to be Tribbles with eyes
Jumpropeman: and naturally, Croc was raised by the Gobbos, who found him in the exact same way baby Moses was found in the Bible
Jumpropeman: "One day, Baron Dante and his band of villains known as the Dantinis invade Gobbo Valley and begin terrorizing the Gobbos, capturing them and locking them in steel cages. Amidst the chaos, King Rufus summons a magical yellow bird named Beany, who uses her magical abilities to transport Croc to safety"
Jumpropeman: why don't I own Croc
Phone: Final Fantasy 14-7, Return of the Unrepetent Subtitles
Draco: Because it might actually have decent gameplay.
Phone: I was gonna suggest the opposite to Draco's quip. 8u Ya got distracted with good games for a bit and lost your badsenses.
Phone: So is Dante more the Gaming Inferno, or the Devil May Crier
Jumpropeman: I was legitimately thinking of starting Fallout:New Vegas lately, but Ven is right. I've strayed from my roots. Time to look into playing Croc: Legend of the Gobbos instead

Chatzy Madness Volume 307: Suffer, Small Nerd

MobileDrac: Pretty sure my wrap up will be "Zeldoten steals Rifa's bouquet and eats it."

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ivel: I'll try to play Neverwinter Nights in the offtime to see what Deekin can do again
ivel: there is one thing I didn't get to show off~
Draco: His chainsawchucks?
ivel: well now that you ruined it, no :I
Draco: ^n^

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RubyChao: i'm finally awake again which is nice

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Cornwind Evil: Okay JRM
Jumpropeman: yo
Cornwind Evil: Do you know what you have made me do?
Cornwind Evil: All your biggening, all your madness?
Cornwind Evil: For the first time, in my life...I have bought a Dr. Pepper
MobileDrac: WHAT
Jumpropeman: yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cornwind Evil: JUST TO SEE WHAT YOUR CRAZINESS IS ALL ABOUT
Cornwind Evil: And it is sitting right next to me ready to be opened
Cornwind Evil: You want proof? ONE SECOND
Jumpropeman: cornwind no
Jumpropeman: you don't need to mail me an envelope full of it
Jumpropeman: i believe you

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RubyChao: hi
SteelKomodo: sup
RubyChao: working on epilogues
RubyChao: someday i will run out of answers to "sup" and then what, sk
RubyChao: then what
SteelKomodo: then I'll think of something else to say :P

Chatzy Madness Volume 306: Fourteen Hours Of Golden Girls

Bamboozled Cat: i also brought back my
Bamboozled Cat: bag o
Bamboozled Cat: fuckin
Bamboozled Cat: artificially cheesy popcorn
ivel: #lewd
ivel: oh
Bree: BAG O FUCKIN

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Bree: IA, IA, HINA FHTAGN

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iKomodo: hi goops
iKomodo: And brine
RubyChao: hi goop
Brinehammer: Hey hey
MobileDrac: Brine is kind of like Jrm, right?
iKomodo: Pfffft
Jumpropeman joined the chat
RubyChao: brine is DIET JRM
RubyChao: and now we have FULL JRM
ivel: out of curiosity and killing time i looked up dr. pepper ripoffs and i’m gonna list my favorites:
dr. pig
dr. good guy
dr. thirst
dr. a+
dr. choice
dr. pete
dr. radical
Jumpropeman: Dr. Pig
ivel: got another taste test for jrm

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Brownie Chomper: i am eating shrimp teriyaki right this second
ivel: teriyaki
ivel: is gud
ivel: shrimp isn't tho :U But that means more shrimp for Harps
Gooper Blooper: Shrimp teriyaki?! Your username lied to me!
Brownie Chomper: i do not have brownies to chomp

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B.C.: I dunno who is running the demon booth atm
MobileDrac: I'd say Brinetime but that's the Devil Booth.
MobileDrac: Maybe Morgan and Lily.
B.C.: Hm
ivel: it's clearly Dia
B.C.: Dia is not a demon
B.C.: she isnt occult in the slightest
MobileDrac: Dia is too occult. She's so adorable it's spoopy.

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Jumpropeman: I had no idea I Am Bread is supposed to be hard
Jumpropeman: I thought it was just like goat simulator but with bread

New Recruits

-KUWAHAWI POLICE OFFICE-

Officer Browny peered through the papers in his hands one last time. He didn't need to - he already knew the decisions he was going to make - but he always did enjoy being organized and thorough. Before him sat two recruits, awaiting his word on whether or not he would allow their transfer to the ZFPD.

The first possible new recruit was a prodigy. Still young and youthful, she was as smart as a whip, extremely capable, and fast on her feet. She had had great success in her previous assignments, always coming out on top against physically superior foes and making her way through obstacle courses like it was a stroll down the street. And the additional backup she requested seemed promising, as well, though it may take time to approve them as well.

Then there was the other one.

Hoo boy.

Chatzy Madness Volume 305: World Hard, Tiddy Soft

Jumpropeman: "Bob may not have made this stone, but it'd make a damn good football in a pinch."
Jumpropeman: IT'S A STONE, BIFFORD
Jumpropeman: YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT
Gooper Blooper: IT'S A FOOTBALL! HE CHISELED IT

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Jumpropeman: "and we can safely rule Maria out of this, considering she doesn't know much about the why or who of it."
Jumpropeman: you sure about that Brandon
Jumpropeman: or has Maria been playing the long game
Bitter Coffee: Chao can't fucking do that twice in a row
Bitter Coffee: i will murder him
RubyChao: sez u
Bitter Coffee: oh god chao did you do the long con
Bitter Coffee: how could you
Gooper Blooper: hahahahahaha
Bitter Coffee: ...she still wouldn't have much to gain from it
Bitter Coffee: considering she barely dealt with the experiments
Draco: Just everything.
Gooper Blooper: the most delayed heel turn
Draco Maria rolls around in bottles of Kuwahawi Springs water.
spyvel: Chao's plan to actually get us to kill Maria

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Bitter Coffee: hey guys i found halothane
Bree: fifty keks
Gooper Blooper: perfect
Bitter Coffee: cleffa
Bitter Coffee: sees
Bitter Coffee: ALL

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Phone: Walmart was out of Doctor Pepper.
Jumpropeman: D:
Jumpropeman: is there
Jumpropeman: a dr. pepper shortage
Draco: You caused it!